Chapter 793 I am the egg love Monarch 第793章我是蛋疼君 Liu Yi blinks the eye, but can also be related with the setting sun, can sing setting sun to be a again? 刘弈眨巴眨巴眼睛,还能和夕阳有关,要不要再唱上一首最美不过夕阳红？ „Legend on Penglai Immortal Island, beautiful female Fairy, had fallen in love with a mortal fisherman in the past......” “传说当年蓬莱仙岛上,有一位美丽的女仙子,爱上了一位凡人渔夫……” Damn, isn't this typical o silk by the Ms. Perfect counter- story? Seemed like China had many such legends in the ancient times, these industrious poverty-stricken young fellows can always meet Fairy Maiden anything, for example conch miss, for example cowherd and weaving maiden and so on...... 我勒个擦,这不就是典型的o丝被白富美反的故事么？貌似中国古代有很多这样的神话传说,那些勤劳的穷苦小伙子们总能遇到仙女啥的,比如海螺姑娘啊,比如牛郎织女啊之类的…… Looks at these young master buddies again, has not come across like this good matter on the contrary. 再看那些个公子哥们,反倒是从来没有遇到过这样的好事情。 It seems like the stories of these o silk counterattacks, started to have since the ancient times. 看来这些o丝逆袭的故事,打从古代就开始有了啊。 „Female Fairy is can fall in love with the fisherman, secretly slides from Penglai Immortal Island, then a female of incarnation rehabiliation, disguises to fall in the water, by fisherman to fishing.” “女仙子为和能和渔夫相爱,就偷偷从蓬莱仙岛溜出来,然后化身一个平反的女子,假装落入水中,被渔夫给捞起。” Ms. Perfect lecture of story time, looks at the setting sun, in the eye is having a expectation. 白富美讲故事的时候,望着夕阳,眼中有着一丝憧憬。 Was this has gotten a beauty fish? Liu Yi cannot bear spit the trough at heart. This understanding style, too rare and beautiful flowers![ 这是打上了一条美人鱼了么？刘弈心里又忍不住吐槽。这认识的方式,也太奇葩了吧！[ „Two people like this have fallen in love, was living together was very long, respects one another as one would a guest. The fishermen have wanted to marry this female, but always thinks the female of unknown origin, family's people also strongly opposed that had not opened the mouth, making female Fairy very sad.” “两个人就这样相爱了,然后在一起生活了很久,相敬如宾。渔夫一直想娶这位女子,但总觉得女子来历不明,家里的人也极力反对,就一直没开口,让女仙子很伤心。” The Liu Yi heart said that Crap!, this was natural, the little girl who in Dahai (ocean) fishes, traded to be the modern people to say fortunately that whom placed to dare to marry in the ancient times, for fear that this was water monster anything! 刘弈心说,我靠,这当然了,大海里捞上来的妞,换做现代人还好说,放在古代谁敢娶啊,生怕这是水怪什么的！ „That afterward how?” “那后来怎么样了？” Liu Yi sees Ms. Perfect to stop the words mouth, has drunk a Martini slowly, cannot bear pursue asks. 刘弈看到白富美停下话口,缓缓喝了一口马提尼,忍不住追问道。 „Afterward was a sad story.” “后来就是个悲伤的故事了。” Ms. Perfect is leaning on the parapet, is dragging the chin, said sadly that „after a while, Daoist Priest arrived in the home of fisherman suddenly, told the fisherman that woman is actually a water monster, ran up to the fisherman home to absorb the essence of fisherman whole family! The fishermen and family members have scared, therefore they instructed by Daoist Priest, have put 『medicine in the dinner to female Fairy』, afterward female Fairy was taken away by old Daoist Priest Penglai Immortal Island.” 白富美拄着栏杆,拖着下巴,忧伤地说道,“过了不久,一个道士忽然来到了渔夫的家中,告诉渔夫那个女人其实是一个水妖,跑到渔夫家里是为了吸取渔夫一家人的精气的！渔夫和家里人都吓坏了,于是他们在道士的授意下,在晚饭里给女仙子下了『药』,随后女仙子被老道士带去蓬莱仙岛了。” „Then?” “然后呢？” „Then it is said the fisherman quickly regretted, he discovered that does not have the female Fairy day, he cannot bear. Therefore, he goes all out to seek for Penglai Immortal Island method, finally he has met old Daoist Priest, that old Daoist Priest gives him a spell, making him take this spell, when the sunset dusk, arrives at the sea horizon, before waiting for the setting sun to drop that moment loses. After cannot wait in the future, loses again, otherwise he will change to a big stone.” “然后据说渔夫很快后悔了,他发现没有女仙子的日子,他根本受不了。于是,他就拼命寻找去蓬莱仙岛的方法,最后他又遇到了一个老道士,那个老道士交给他一枚符咒,让他拿着这枚符咒,在日落黄昏的时候,来到海平线,等夕阳落下前的那一刻丢出去。千万不能等日后之后再丢,否则他就会化作一个大石头。” „Did he find Penglai Immortal Island?” “那他找到蓬莱仙岛没有？” Liu Yi started curiously. 刘弈开始好奇了。 „No, in losing the previous second of spell, this fisherman hesitated, the setting sun falls in entering the sea, he turned into a stone directly. You look, is that reef!” “没有,在丢出符咒的前一秒,这个渔夫犹豫了,夕阳落入海中,他直接化成了一个石头。你看,就是那块礁石！” Ms. Perfect puts out a hand a finger, Liu Yi saw in immediately the sea horizon of distant place has the Xiaoxiao (little) sunspot together. 白富美伸手一指,刘弈顿时看到远处的海平线上有一块小小的黑点。 He revolves the eyesight, extended own line of sight. 他运转目力,拉长了自己的视线。 The sunspot was enlarged, with the reef that the person resembles very much, stands erect in the water. 黑点被放大了,一个和人很相像的礁石,屹立在水中。 This legend, cannot do well real.[ 这传说,搞不好就是真的。[ It seems like oneself must go to nearby that reef to have a look, has to enter to Penglai Immortal Island method. 看来自己要去那礁石附近看看了,有没有能进入到蓬莱仙岛的方法。 „It seems like our journeys must arrive at this to end.” “看来我们的旅程就要到此结束了。” Liu Yi drank up. liquor, put in the cup the tray of nearby waiter the cup 刘弈喝光了杯中的酒,把杯子放到一旁侍者的盘子里。 „Hee hee, do you want to look for Penglai Immortal Island?” “嘻嘻,难道你这人想找蓬莱仙岛么？” Ms. Perfect has smiled, „is your excellency to ask Longevity inadequate?” 白富美笑了起来,“难道阁下是为了求长生不成？” „Longevity this matter, everyone thinks.” “长生这种事,每个人都想。” Liu Yi smiled, „, but, I am not ask Longevity, I to strive for going on living.” 刘弈笑了笑,“不过,我不是来求长生的,我只是为了求活下去的。” „Mister was really too humorous, but Penglai some were not quite recently peaceful.” “先生真的是太幽默了,不过最近蓬莱这边有些不太安宁呢。” The Ms. Perfect surface 『color』 slightly worried that „many girls do not know why has been missing, the smoke cloud city is frightened by the slightest sound, the police have been investigating, cannot find out the result.” 白富美面『色』略担忧,“好多女孩子不知道为什么失踪了,烟云市风声鹤唳的,警方一直在调查,都没能查出结果来。” „That does not need to be worried that I am not beautiful young girl, I am only a beautiful young man.” “那更不用担心啦,我可不是美少女,我只是个美少男。” Liu Yi blinked, „, will therefore not have the matter.” 刘弈眨了眨眼睛,“所以不会有事的。” „Perhaps that caihuas to rob anything, is a heavy taste.” “没准那个采花盗什么的,是个重口味呢。” Ms. Perfect has smiled very much evilly, Liu Yi round that smiles 『wool』. 白富美很邪恶地笑了下,笑的刘弈发『毛』。 However at present the setting sun is about to fall, Liu Yi did not have the time and she chatted, he wholeheartedly on Penglai Immortal Island. 不过眼下夕阳快落下了,刘弈也没时间和她多侃大山了,他一心在蓬莱仙岛上面。 While he pats the clothes, plans to leave, side broadcasts a rampant sound suddenly. 正当他拍拍衣服,打算离开的时候,旁边忽然传来一个嚣张的声音。 „Article, is he, punched me a moment ago! Comes up to solve him for me!” “文来,就是他,吗的刚才揍我！上去替我解决他！” This sound is not others, Wang Jingyu that ran away a moment ago distressedly. 这声音不是别人,正是刚才狼狈跑掉的王靖宇。 Municipal party committee Secretary son, really crazy ruthless. 市委书记的儿子,果然狂的狠。 „This is...... Luo Wenlai......” “这是……罗文来……” Ms. Perfect sees five feet big fellow that side comes, immediately secretly thought awful. 白富美看到那跟着旁边来的五尺大汉,顿时暗道一声糟糕。 „Sir...... Exercises forbearance...... That person is Luo Wenlai, the armed police team, heard that is the master of karate blanking bar......” “先生……忍让一下……那个人是罗文来,武警队的,听说是空手道黑带的高手……” „really?” “哦？” Liu Yi looked by that five feet big fellow, in the heart could not bear the whisper say. 刘弈看了一眼那旁边的五尺大汉,心中忍不住嘀咕道。 Now did armed police reduce goon? 现在武警已经沦落成了打手了吗？ „Is he? Good, relax, wraps in my body.” “就是他吗？好的,放心吧,包在我身上。” Luo Wenlai has patted own chest, grins fiendishly two, looks at Liu Yi saying that „boy, do not blame me, whom you annoy not to be good, annoys our Young Master Wang. Then, which leg you do want to keep? Remaining, I help you break.” 罗文来拍了拍自己的胸膛,狞笑两声,看着刘弈说道,“小子,可别怪我,你惹谁不好,偏偏惹我们王公子。说吧,你想留哪条腿？剩下的一条,我帮你打断。” „This...... Mr. Wang, Mr. Luo, this is my ship, whether to the girl a face, do not fight?” “这个……王先生,罗先生,这是我的船,能否给小女子一点面子,不要打架好吗？” Ms. Perfect hurries to urge. 白富美赶忙劝道。 „Zhao Yali, your let alone words!” “赵雅莉,你别说话！” Wang Jingyu snort|hum said immodestly, „I can tidy up clean agile, will not annoy to you troublesome. Moreover, here did not have the share that you spoke!” 王靖宇不客气地哼道,“我会收拾的干净利索,不会给你惹麻烦的。而且,这里也没有你说话的份了！” People not with standard dou-measure, business not with standard dou-measure. 民不与官斗,商也不与官斗。 although Ms. Perfect has such big luxurious cruise, or in Xu rich enemy, but in this municipal party committee Secretary son's front, loud does not dare including the speech. 虽然白富美坐拥这么大的豪华游轮,或许家里富可敌国,但和在这个市委书记儿子的面前,连说话大声一点都不敢。 She has to worry that looks at Liu Yi, the special man who for fear that today just knew suffers a loss. 她只好担心地看着刘弈,生怕自己今天刚认识的这个特别的男人吃亏。 How to say again, he also to himself over, annoys such troublesome...... 再怎么说,他也是为了给自己出头,才惹上这样的麻烦的啊…… „Two legs both are I most like, which strip does not want to give to you.” “两条腿都是我最喜欢的,哪条也不想送给你呀。” Liu Yi shrugs the shoulders, „, moreover can let, I rush to time.” 刘弈耸耸肩膀,“而且能不能让一下,我赶时间。” „I thought that you are rush to time to go to the hospital!” “我看你是赶着时间去医院吧！” Luo Wenlai goes forward two steps, not in hesitant, illuminated the Liu Yi's surface gate to fight with the fists directly. 罗文来上前两步,不在犹豫,直接照着刘弈的面门就一拳打了过来。 Karate blanking bar, to mortal, calculates that was very strong. 空手道黑带,对凡人来说,也算很强了。 Tigerish creating an incident that this fights with the fists, if the average person wants the nosebleed crossflow directly, instantaneously hit fainting in the past. 这一个直拳打的虎虎生风,若是一般人直接要鼻血横流,瞬间被打的昏死过去。 But Liu Yi very much at will lifts the left hand, with ease has blocked directly a fist of that Luo Wenlai with the palm. 而刘弈只是很随意地抬起左手来,直接用手掌就轻松挡住了那罗文来的一拳。 „Said I am rushing to time, how are you mindless?” “都说了我在赶时间,你这人怎么不讲理呢？” „You......” “你……” Luo Wenlai has pulled out own fist, discovered that the fist was been probably same in the pincers by the card, cannot pull out! 罗文来抽了一下自己的拳头,发现拳头好像被卡在铁钳里面一样,根本抽不回来！ This is any situation! 吗的,这是什么情况！ Luo Wenlai felt that was not wonderful. 罗文来感觉到了一点不妙。 One so were vertically and horizontally long in the police force, has not run into any rival! Today if lost face before the municipal party committee Secretary son, the later official career may be finished! 自己在警队纵横了这么久,还没遇到过什么敌手呢！今天若是在市委书记儿子面前丢了面子,那自己以后的仕途可就完蛋了！ Therefore, in this Luo Wenlai eye flashes through together the ominous light, another hand turned toward Liu Yi's lumbar rib to hit suddenly maliciously. 于是,这罗文来眼中闪过一道凶光,另一只手突然向着刘弈的腰肋狠狠地打了过去。 On the Liu Yi face some haze, after this fist average person has eaten, perhaps wants the heart shock dead directly! 刘弈脸上有些阴霾,这一拳普通人吃了之后,恐怕直接要心脏休克而死！ This Luo Wenlai, is the law enforcement officials, actually in secret displays like this sinister style! Is intolerable! 这罗文来,身为执法人员,却暗中施展这样的毒辣招式！不能容忍！ „Helps an evildoer do evil, should punish!” “为虎作伥,该罚！” Liu Yi is China Law Enforcer, special cleaning up such fellow! 刘弈身为华夏执法官,专门清理这样的家伙！ His palm holds the fist of that Luo Wenlai suddenly, then toward behind maliciously entrains. 他忽然手掌抓住那罗文来的拳头,然后往身后狠狠一拽。 „Ka!” “咔吧！” An arm of this Luo Wenlai announced the dislocation directly, pain his áo áo cried out strangely. 这罗文来的一条手臂直接宣告脱臼,疼的他嗷嗷怪叫起来。 „A time is used to bully common people, should punish!” “一身功夫用来欺负百姓,该罚！” Liu Yi was saying, a finger poked directly on the shoulder of that Luo Wenlai another arm. 刘弈说着,一根手指直接戳在了那罗文来另一条手臂的肩膀上面。 „Bang!” “砰！” The shoulder bone flickered to interrupt, two arms drooped there, did not listen to Luo Wenlai directed. 肩骨瞬间断了,两条胳膊耷拉在那里,根本不听罗文来的指挥了。 Armed police who just also threatened, now actually directly has become a disabled person. 刚刚还气势汹汹的武警,现在却直接成了个废人。 The Luo Wenlai pitiful yell again and again, a bearing does not have remaining. 罗文来惨叫连连,一点气度都没剩下。 Stood was also silly in one side complacent Wang Jingyu, he has not thought that on the ship met one to mind others'business casually, unexpectedly was the hard stubble. 站在一旁本来得意洋洋的王靖宇也傻了,他没想到船上随便遇到一个多管闲事的,竟然是硬茬子。 „Your you, you dare to assault a police officer!” “你你你,你竟敢袭警！” The Wang Jingyu face 『color』 panic-stricken ratio, then strangely called out, „then you died!” 王靖宇脸『色』惊恐比,然后怪叫道,“这下你死定了！” „Assault? Who said that he is police?” “袭警？谁说他是警察的？” Liu Yi curls the lip, acts shamelessly said. 刘弈撇撇嘴,耍赖地说道。 „I, my body led the police officer to prove!” “我,我身上可是带了警官证的！” Luo Wenlai face 『color』 pale, bears the ache, bites the tooth to say. 罗文来脸『色』铁青,忍住疼痛,咬着牙齿说道。 „Oh Oh, thanks the reminder.” “哦哦,谢谢提醒。” Liu Yi nods, extends the hand to the Luo Wenlai pocket, discovered his police officer to prove, in the dumbfoundedness of Luo Wenlai and Wang Jingyu, tore in half conveniently, then lost into Dahai (ocean). 刘弈点点头,把手伸到罗文来的兜里,找出了他的警官证,在罗文来和王靖宇的目瞪口呆中,随手撕成两半,然后丢入大海。 „Now nobody can prove.” “现在没人能证明了。” „You! You go too far!” “你！你欺人太甚！” Luo Wenlai held together to spit blood, lay faints. Wang Jingyu cries out strangely, „who you have to plant to tell me you are!” 罗文来直接气吐血了,趴地昏倒。王靖宇更是怪叫,“你有种告诉我你是谁！” „, The mister does not want......” “啊,先生不要……” Ms. Perfect hurries to remind, if this said that this mister must certainly put in order miserably. 白富美赶忙提醒,这要是说出去,这位先生肯定要被整惨了。 „Goes back to tell your father, I am Law Enforcer, he naturally knows that who I am.” “回去告诉你老爹,我是执法官,他自然知道我是谁。” „Law Enforcer? 『Exercise』, has to plant to say your real name.” “执法官？『操』,有种说出你的真名。” „Told him Law Enforcer, he naturally knows that who I was.” “告诉他执法官,他自然知道我是谁。” Liu Yi curls the lip, solemn municipal party committee Secretary, actually had such a son. However the matter of father real man black bear, he also sees were many, does not miss such one. 刘弈撇撇嘴,堂堂市委书记,竟然生了这么个儿子。不过老子好汉儿狗熊的事情,他也见的多了,也不差这么一个。 „, You give young master me and others......” “吗的,你给小爷我等……” Has not waited for that Wang Jingyu saying that Liu Yi appear(ance) in his, lifts the hand suddenly, a hand blade cuts on the nape of the neck of opposite party. 没等那王靖宇说完,刘弈突然出现在他的身后,抬起手来,一记手刀切在对方的脖颈上面。 Wang Jingyu showed the whites of the eyes, the plump falls down. 王靖宇翻了个白眼,扑通一声倒在地上。 „Is then more peaceful.” “这下安静多了。” Where Liu Yi has the time to pester with these fellows, after he has solved two fellows, the preparation leaves. 刘弈哪里有时间跟这些家伙纠缠,他解决了两个家伙之后,准备离开。 „Sir...... Actually you are who......” “先生……您究竟是什么人啊……” Ms. Perfect looks at Liu Yi dull complex, in the heart. 白富美呆呆地看着刘弈,心中复杂的很。 „I am the egg love Mr.” “我是蛋疼君。” Liu Yi has been pushing under the eye to Ms. Perfect, „story thank you, we are predestined friends see again/goodbye.” 刘弈对着白富美挤了下眼睛,“谢谢你的故事,我们有缘再见。” Then, his both legs one curved, then the entire body directly flies, leaps forward high airborne. 说完,他双腿一弯,接着整个身体直接飞起来,高高地跃入到空中。 „pā chā!” “啪嚓！” The wine class in Ms. Perfect threw down and broke. 白富美手里的酒杯摔碎了。 Revelry night ~ wished everybody revelry night joyful ~ 狂欢夜了~祝大家狂欢夜快乐~ [ ∷ update quick ∷∷ pure writing ∷ 〖∷更新快∷∷纯文字∷ ] 〗