759 th Countenance Halting Pill 第759驻颜丹 „Isn't the chest greatly why suitable to practice? Who stipulates?” “为何胸大不适合修行？谁规定的？” Zhang Meixin asked in a threatening manner. 张美欣气势汹汹地问道。 First time listened to some people to say own chest was not greatly good, is unreasonable, the psychology of this man had certainly the issue! 头一次听有人说自己胸大不好的,太不合理了,这个男人的心理一定有问题！ „Is very normal, you think.” “很正常啊,你想啊。” Liu Yi puts out a hand, has assumed the posture of wrestle, then said that the person who „you look at these practice martial arts, requests the physical balance. They cannot overeat and overdrink, to maintain build. You looked, if a woman the chest is too big, many styles hit, naturally will be affected. The misses, are not I do not want to teach you, is really your center of gravity is not steady!” 刘弈伸出手来,摆了个格斗的姿势,然后道,“你看那些修练武术的人,都要求身体平衡。他们不能暴饮暴食,就是为了保持体型。你看,一个女人如果胸太大,很多招式打出来的时候,自然就会受到影响。姑娘,不是我不想教你,实在是你重心不稳啊！” „Goes to your younger sister, you center of gravity is not steady!” “去你妹啊,你丫才重心不稳！” Zhang Meixin direct chops under the leg to fork, two thighs assume character horse Fen by the rug, sits on the ground. 张美欣直接一个劈腿下叉,两条大腿呈一字马分在地毯两边,坐在地上。 „Old lady my yoga has studied for several years, the body supple tenacity very good? What balances, is very easy to achieve?” “老娘我瑜伽学了好几年,身体柔韧度很好的好吗？平衡什么的,也很容易做到的好吗？” „Well? Actually the misses, you chop the time of leg to do good!” “咦？姑娘,你劈腿的功夫倒是做的不错啊！” Liu Yi disguised to look at her one eyes pleasantly surprised, said. 刘弈假装惊喜地看了她一眼,说道。 „You chop the leg, your family chops the leg!” “你才劈腿,你全家都劈腿！” Clenching jaws of Zhang Meixin air/Qi, this fellow how hate(ful)! Also so is formidable! 张美欣气的咬牙切齿,这家伙怎么讨厌啊！偏偏又那么强大！ „Now old lady cares does not divide the issue of leg, but is the chest big...... It is not, but is the immortal cultivation issue?” “老娘现在关心的不是劈腿的问题,而是胸大……不是,而是修仙的问题好吗？” „Actually is not I do not teach you immortal cultivation, was really the miss you are too old.” “其实不是我不教你修仙啦,实在是姑娘你年龄太大了。” „You said anything!” “你说什么！” Zhang Meixin heard this saying to have a fit of bad temper immediately, threw Liu Yi's body directly, then pressed him on the sofa, both hands pinched on his neck. 张美欣听到这话顿时就炸毛了,直接扑到了刘弈的身上,然后把他压在沙发上面,双手掐在他的脖子上。 Rides regarding oneself in the Liu Yi's waist, such sensitive issue, Zhang Meixin forgot under the violent anger directly. 对于自己骑在刘弈的腰间,这么敏感的问题,张美欣在暴怒之下直接就忘记了。 Liu Yi is feeling the Zhang Meixin thigh soft and is clamping strength, the appearance that while disguises to be afraid, coordinates to satisfy some Zhang Meixin type at heart „maltreatment” pleasant sensation. 刘弈一边感受着张美欣大腿的柔软和夹着的力量,一边假装害怕的样子,配合满足张美欣某种心里“虐待”的快感。 „Had to plant you to say again one tried!” “有种你再说一遍试试！” The Zhang Meixin this whole life most sensitive topic, is the age! 张美欣这辈子最敏感的话题,就是年纪！ She indeed is not now young, 27-28 ages, according to the truth, to her such beauty, already should be in love, even should marry. 她现在的确是不年轻了,二十七八的年纪,按道理来说,向她这样的美人,早就该谈恋爱,甚至应该结婚了。 Was only a pity that should be Zhang Meixin this disposition, she cannot find the boyfriend. 只可惜应为张美欣这种性格,她一直没能找到男朋友。 Should say that did not have man to be able to bear her fearful disposition! 应该说,一直都没有男人能够受得了她那可怕的性格！ When Liu Yi mentioned this matter, without doubt on the stamp in her sensitive region, having made Zhang Meixin have a fit of bad temper. 所以当刘弈提起这个事情的时候,无疑就戳中了她的敏感地带,让张美欣炸毛了。 „This...... I did not mean that you are female hoodlum's matter......” “这个……我并不是说你是大龄女光棍的事……” „Liu Yi, the old lady spelled with you!” “刘弈,老娘跟你拼了！” Zhang Meixin the violent walked immediately, direct bit on the Liu Yi's neck. 张美欣顿时暴走了,直接一口咬在了刘弈的脖子上面。 „Crap!, you are Vampire!” “我靠,你丫属吸血鬼的啊！” although was nipped by the beautiful woman is a very happy matter, but bit too excited words...... Cannot do well to make the matter of any animal. 虽然被美女咬是个挺开心的事情,但被咬的太兴奋的话……搞不好会做出什么禽兽的事情来。 Therefore Liu Yi puts out a hand, hurries to shove open Zhang Meixin. 所以刘弈伸出手,赶忙把张美欣推开。 „Snort, the old lady does not bite to death you today, vows not to rest!” “哼,老娘今天不咬死你,誓不罢休！” Zhang Meixin was saying, opens mouth, bit on Liu Yi's. 张美欣说着,又张开嘴,一口咬在了刘弈的手上。 „Fuck!” “卧槽！” Luckily is not the physique of humanity, this although has the little pain, but also in Liu Yi's withstanding range. At least, has not bled. 幸亏不是人类的体质,这一口虽然有一点点痛,但还在刘弈的承受范围之内。起码,没出血。 „Hateful, your skin so is how thick!” “可恶啊,你丫的皮怎么这么厚啊！” Cannot bite the hemorrhage, obviously Zhang Meixin some are unhappy. 没能一口咬出血,显然张美欣有些不开心。 „You, when you are the dog, but also sees the blood!” “你当你是狗啊,还一口见血的！” Liu Yi does not know whether to laugh or cry. 刘弈哭笑不得。 „Snort, who makes you provoke the old lady!” “哼,谁让你招惹老娘的！” Zhang Meixin not cares a whoop oneself present almost to paste in Liu Yi's body, she is riding Liu Yi, simultaneously continues to vent own disaffection. 张美欣丝毫不在意自己现在几乎贴在刘弈的身上,她骑着刘弈,同时继续发泄着自己的不满。 „You should profoundly understand your mistake! Knows that discussed a girl is incorrect!” “你应该深刻的认识自己的错误！知道不知道议论一个女孩子是不对的！” Zhang Meixin said angrily, „especially works as this age is this girl's pain!” 张美欣愤怒地说道,“尤其当这个年纪是这个女孩子的痛的时候！” „Yes?” “是么？” Liu Yi blinks to ask, „Teacher Zhang also 20 years old crops up this year, is so fearful?” 刘弈眨眨眼睛问道,“张老师今年也就20岁冒头吧,有这么可怕吗？” „20 over?” “20出头？” In the Zhang Meixin eye as if some happy expression, „do I look like look like 20 over appearances?” 张美欣眼中似乎有些喜色,“我看起来就像是20出头的样子吗？” „Ah? not?” “啊？难道不是吗？” Liu Yi was more surprised, „I continuously also in strange, Teacher Zhang so is obviously young, should not graduate on the university...... Why became the teacher, but also thinks that your brains were very fierce, young studied for the doctorate and so on!” 刘弈更加惊讶了,“我一直还在奇怪呢,张老师明明这么年轻,应该也就大学没毕业啊……为什么都当上老师了,还以为你头脑很厉害,年纪轻轻就攻读完博士之类的了！” „This...... The brains of old lady are very indeed easy-to-use.” “这个……老娘的头脑的确很好用。” Zhang Meixin has coughed several, then said that „this is not the key point! The key point is...... The key point was my is not 20 over...... Quickly rushed to three you to understand?” 张美欣干咳了几声,然后说道,“不过这不是重点！重点是……重点是我的已经不是20出头了……都快奔三了你懂吗？” „...... Cannot look completely!” “啊勒……完全看不出来啊！” Liu Yi expressed that does not believe the Zhang Meixin words, „Teacher Zhang, how can such deceive people!” 刘弈表示不相信张美欣的话,“张老师,怎么可以这么骗人呢！” „Has not deceived you really...... I 27...... You can understand that does rush to the psychology of three women? Thinks one immediately no longer were 20 girl...... Old ladies at heart...... Was not feeling well the extreme! Aaah!” “真没骗你……我都27了……你能理解一个奔三的女人的心理状态吗？一想到自己马上就不再是20的妹纸了……老娘的心里……就不爽到了极点啊！啊啊啊！” „Therefore Teacher Zhang wants to cultivate true virtue, studies the technique of this Longevity?” “所以张老师想修真,学这长生之术？” „Naturally, which woman does not think that do preserve the vigor of youth?” “当然,哪个女人不想自己永葆青春呢？” Zhang Meixin said that „all women are so, when knew own youth will die of old age, for this reason will be afraid. Your men, will not understand. The man is older more is popular. But the woman, older does not have the flavor on exceed......” 张美欣说道,“所有的女人都是如此,当得知自己青春就会老去的时候,就会为此而感到恐惧。你们男人,是不会懂的。男人是越老越吃香。而女人,越老就越没有味道喽……” „Actually, is not I do not want to teach Teacher Zhang.” “其实吧,也不是我不想教张老师。” Liu Yi said very much earnestly that „really cannot achieve. I do not mean, the Teacher Zhang age is not suitable, did not mean that you rush to three this issues. immortal cultivation this matter, must work from doll, starts to build the base since childhood, trains the immortal cultivation physique. This with practicing martial arts is the same, must start since childhood. Once has surpassed ten years old, thinks cultivation again, was very difficult, only if some mysterious opportunities.” 刘弈很认真地说道,“实在是做不到。我不是说了么,张老师的年龄不适合,并不是说你奔三这个问题。修仙这种事情,必须从娃娃抓起,从小就开始筑基,培养修仙的体质。这就和修练武功一样,都要从小开始的。一旦超过了十岁,再想修炼,就很难了,除非是有一些神奇的机遇。” „Your cultivation time is how many years?” “那你修炼的时候是多少岁？” Zhang Meixin cannot bear ask. 张美欣忍不住问道。 „Well...... 16 or 17-year-old.” “唔……十六七岁吧。” Liu Yi remembers one start immortal cultivation time, should be the high two that meeting. 刘弈记得自己开始修仙的时候,应该是高二那会吧。 „, You did not say, or to ten years old? You look at your cultivation time 77!” “靠,你不是说要不到十岁吗？你看你修炼的时候都77了！” Zhang Meixin has pointed out the loophole in Liu Yi words immediately. 张美欣顿时指出了刘弈话中的漏洞。 „Hi, Teacher Zhang, I did not say a moment ago, if wants ten years old to start immortal cultivation, only if there is a fortuitous encounter. I have come across the fortuitous encounter, therefore cultivation to today's this standard.” “嗨,张老师,我刚才不是说了么,要想过了十岁开始修仙,除非有奇遇。我就是遇到了奇遇,所以才修炼到了今天这个水准的。” „What to do you said that old lady does not want to age!” “那你说怎么办,老娘不想变老啊！” „Birth and death, this does not have the matter of means.” “生老病死,这是没办法的事情。” Liu Yi tries to enlighten Zhang Meixin, „you look, besides immortal cultivator, the normal person do not experience the birth and death? Also Teacher Zhang, your within the body has injected the divine beast gene, other does not dare saying that definitely exactly the tortoise, but 200-300 years old definitely do not have the issue. This youth, you can also maintain many year of many years!” 刘弈试图开导张美欣,“你看,除了修仙者之外,正常人不都要经历生老病死吗？再说张老师,你体内注入了神兽的基因,别的不敢说,肯定活不过王八,但两三百岁肯定是没问题。这青春,你还能保持很多年很多年呢！” „, You are the tortoise!” “靠啊,你才是王八呢！” Zhang Meixin hates to clench jaws, „old lady, no matter, you had been ridden by the old lady, you must be responsible for!” 张美欣恨得咬牙切齿,“老娘不管,你都被老娘骑了,你必须负责！” Zhang Meixin is arbitrary, „does not teach the old lady immortal cultivation, gave up any idea of that makes the old lady crawl from your body!” 张美欣蛮横起来,“不教给老娘修仙,就休想让老娘从你的身上爬起来！” „I go, you are the female hoodlum!” “我去,你这是女流氓啊！” Liu Yi and his little friend have been shocked, was ridden a meeting by Zhang Meixin again...... His little friend possibly really wanted Xiong to get up! 刘弈和他的小伙伴都惊呆了,再被张美欣骑一会……他的小伙伴可能真的就要雄起了！ yamete...... Does not bring such to play. 雅蠛蝶啊……不带这么玩的。 Liu Yi does not know should one struggle, should revolt. 刘弈不知道自己该不该挣扎,该不该反抗。 „Teaches quickly! Teaches quickly!” “快教！快教！” Zhang Meixin really like is the western female cowboy, rides in Liu Yi's body, various types sway. 张美欣真像是西部女牛仔一样,骑在刘弈的身上,各种摇晃。 „Crap!, my sincerity does not have means to teach you immortal cultivation! However, I can refine Countenance Halting Pill, helping you maintain the lasting youthfulness is not good?” “我靠,我真心没办法教你修仙！但是,我可以炼制一种驻颜丹,帮你保持青春永驻还不行吗？” „Well...... This actually also good.” “唔……这倒是也行。” Zhang Meixin nods, „has like this good thing, has not hurried to give the old lady to hand over!” 张美欣点点头,“有这样的好东西,还不赶紧给老娘交出来！” „Crap!, you think that this is the sugar bean, you said that wants me to take! I must find the person to help me refine, will give you as soon as possible.” “我靠,你以为这是糖豆呢,你说要我就能拿出来啊！我也得找人帮我炼制好么,会尽快给你的。” The Liu Yi heart said you me, when Grand Supreme Old Monarch? 刘弈心说你丫把我当太上老君了？ „Snort, best quickly, told you, the patience of old lady were not many!” “哼,最好快一点,告诉你,老娘的耐心可不多！” Various Zhang Meixin Queen model|pattern, arbitrary awfully. 张美欣各种女王范,蛮横的要命。 Liu Yi also takes her not to have the means that has to comply first with the delaying tactics. 刘弈也拿她没有办法,只好用缓兵之计先答应下来。 However this Countenance Halting Pill but is actually not impossible, Medicine King Valley Huang Jie already and Liu Yi had discussed this matter, besides Liu Yi's that type of healthy fresh tonic, they also wants in face to be used to develop the market medicinal pill. 不过这种驻颜丹倒也不是不可能,药王谷的黄杰早就和刘弈谈过这件事情,除了刘弈的那种健生的补品之外,他们还想把一种驻颜的丹药用来拓展市场。 Countenance Halting Pill, guaranteed sufficiently a woman will never be senile! 一颗驻颜丹,足以保证一个女人永远不会衰老！ But if after diluting, can make the thousands cosmetics, has used the female, although cannot preserve the vigor of youth, but uses one time, maintains one month of youth absolutely does not have the issue actually. 但如果稀释了之后,就能做成数以万计的化妆品,使用过的女子,虽然不能永葆青春,但使用一次,保持一个月的青春倒是完全没有问题。 If wants to maintain, must persist in using this type of cosmetics. 如果想一直保持的话,就必须坚持使用这种化妆品。 This idea is very good, Liu Yi and Huang Jie also achieved consistently, thought feasible. 这个想法很不错,刘弈和黄杰也达成了一致,都觉得可行。 Puts out one to let Zhang Meixin happy, does not matter actually. 拿出一颗来让张美欣开心一下,倒是也无所谓。 „Countenance Halting Pill, guarantees you to preserve the vigor of youth, you feel relieved.” “一颗驻颜丹,保证你永葆青春,你就放心吧。” Liu Yi comforts Zhang Meixin. 刘弈宽慰张美欣。 „Snort, so long as you are are not deceiving me to be good! My mother has said that the Hell ghost, the mouth of man, is the thing that in this world cannot believe!” “哼,只要你不是在骗我就好！我妈妈可是说过,地狱的鬼,男人的嘴,都是这个世界上不能相信的东西！” „This saying is not right! Who said that the mouth of man can't believe?” “这话可不对！谁说男人的嘴不能相信的？” Liu Yi looks at Zhang Meixin, said that „Teacher Zhang, your long is not ugly, you said I said credible?” 刘弈看着张美欣,说道,“张老师,你长的一点都不丑,你说我说的可信吗？” „This...... This......” “这……这个……” Zhang Meixin coughs two, does not know how should reply Liu Yi. 张美欣干咳两声,不知道该怎么回答刘弈。 Regardless of how seemingly to reply that this is a language trap! 貌似无论怎么回答,这都是一个语言陷阱啊！ Said Liu Yi said right, before that is , the words that spoke are wrong. 说刘弈说的对吧,那就是之前自己说的话是错误的。 But if said that Liu Yi said is not right...... That explained own long clown...... 但如果说刘弈说的话不对吧……那就说明自己长的丑…… Your mother!...... this is really a puzzled issue! 尼玛……这真是个纠结的问题啊！ „Did Teacher Zhang, reply me?” “张老师,回答我呀？” The appearance that Liu Yi smiles, making Zhang Meixin have simply bites to death his impulsion. 刘弈笑眯眯的样子,让张美欣有干脆就咬死他的冲动。 What a pity this fellow Pi Caorou thick...... To bite to death him, was too difficult! 可惜这家伙皮糙肉厚……想把他咬死,太难了！ „In brief, Countenance Halting Pill matter, you, if dares to deceive me, you died!” “总之,驻颜丹的事情,你要是敢骗我,你就死定了！” Zhang Meixin warned Liu Yi, this must crawl from Liu Yi's body. 张美欣警告了刘弈一下,这才要从刘弈的身上爬起来。 But because as if rides in Liu Yi body was too long, Zhang Meixin leg suddenly acid, whole person not only has not stood, instead calls out in alarm one, then lay in Liu Yi's body directly. 但似乎因为在刘弈身上骑的太久了,张美欣的腿忽然一酸,整个人不但没站起来,反而惊呼一声,然后直接趴在了刘弈的身上。 Now two people almost paste in the same place, even mouth pasted in one. 现在两个人几乎就是贴在一起,甚至嘴巴贴在了一块。 ===================================== ===================================== Reader A'Niu returns, gives back to Old Yang to deliver the bill, to welcome her return, moreover support today the league tournament of Night group, in addition one ~ wants to add two, how retains the draft is really insufficient, recently was rushing about the matter that the loan purchases homes, is really the working with the heart labor force, hopes that the wools are broad-minded...... 读者阿妞回归,还给老羊送上票票,为了欢迎她的回归,另外支持今天白羊组的联赛,加一更~本来想加两更,奈何存稿实在不充足,最近在奔波贷款买房的事情,实在是劳心劳力,希望羊毛们海涵……