Chapter 44 dumbass can infect 第44章傻比可以传染 „Dignity is unedible.” “尊严不能吃。” Liu Yi definitely replied very much, „, but you can eat, lost the dignity?” 刘弈很肯定地回答道,“但你能为了吃,丢了尊严吗？” „This, did not say!” “这个,不好说呀！” Wang Lele lies in Liu Yi's carries on the back, points at according to the ruddy small lip, said.[ 王乐乐趴在刘弈的背上,一只手指按在红润的小嘴唇上,说道。[ „I am a glutton!” “我是吃货呀！” „If your hungry is not good, some people are placed one bowl of food in front of you, making you kneel down to kowtow to him, for you this bowl of food will such do?” “如果你饿的不行了,有人把一碗饭摆在你面前,让你给他下跪磕头,你会为了这碗饭这么做吗？” „Cracks a joke, this young miss has the hand to have the foot, the chest, why must beg!” “开玩笑,本小姐有手有脚,还有胸,干嘛要行乞！” Wang Lele white Liu Yi, „I can make money to eat meal! Who kneels down to him!” 王乐乐白了刘弈一眼,“我自己能赚钱吃饭！谁给他下跪！” „You are not willing to give up dignity, why makes me give up?” “你也不愿意放弃尊严,为什么让我放弃？” „Your this...... How this can place on a par that!” “你这……这怎么能相提并论那！” Wang Lele said that „does not make you compete with Lan He, for hello!” 王乐乐说道,“不让你跟蓝和比赛,是为了你好！” She worries to explain, „he since childhood plays the basketball, you with him compared with the basketball, before this are not the Duke Guan gate, plays the broadsword!” 她着急地解释着,“他可是从小玩篮球的,你跟他比篮球,这不就是关公门前耍大刀吗！” „I am a man, is the man must accept the challenge.” “我是个男人,是男人就要接受挑战。” Liu Yi still insisted that his viewpoint, „My grandpa said, the good son only to stand bleeding, cannot kneel bursting into tears!” 刘弈依然坚持自己的观点,“我爷爷说过,好男儿只能站着流血,不能跪着流泪！” „Your this fellow...... So to be how tenacious!” “你这家伙……怎么这么固执呀！” „What is tenacious, my Grandpa said, this called the heart to hold!” “什么叫固执,我爷爷说了,这叫心有所持！” „Good, good, I did not manage you, you competed!” “好,好,我不管你了,你去比赛吧！” Wang Lele waves the arms about, really could not control Liu Yi. 王乐乐一甩手,实在是管不了刘弈了。 „What to do isn't really? that your belly, the appendicitis?” “哦？那你肚子怎么办,不是阑尾炎吗？” Liu Yi blinks the eye to ask. 刘弈眨巴眨巴眼睛问道。 „Old lady does not have the appendicitis! The belly is all right, Aunt even/including Da have not come!” “老娘没阑尾炎！肚子没事,连大姨妈都没来！” Wang Lele shouts ill-humoredly. 王乐乐没好气地喊道。 „Ah? that you......”[ “啊？那你……”[ „Old lady feigns illness to skip classes to be good!” “老娘装病想逃课行不行呀！” „Oh Oh......” “哦哦……” Liu Yi is then suddenly enlighted. 刘弈这才恍然大悟。 so that's how it is...... Also thinks that Wang Lele fell ill. 原来如此啊……还以为王乐乐真的生病了呢。 „Originally you have not gotten sick, has not gotten sick well! I also think that you are sick!” “原来你没病啊,没病就好！我还以为你有病呢！” „You are sick, your family is sick!” “你才有病,你全家都有病！” Wang Lele is holding the Liu Yi's neck, this little girl really one type the impulsion that Liu Yi chokes to death. 王乐乐抱着刘弈的脖子,这妞真有一种把刘弈掐死的冲动。 „Volume...... We go back.” “额……那我们回去吧。” „You carry me to go back!” “你背我回去！” Wang Lele lay in Liu Yi's carries on the back, is depending. 王乐乐趴在刘弈的背上,赖着不下来了。 Was carried by Liu Yi...... But also let alone, is very comfortable. 被刘弈背着……别说,还挺舒服的。 „You are are not all right, oneself walk.” “你不是没事么,自己下去走呗。” „I not! The country has the policy, who pollutes who governs! Likewise may prove, who carries to come out me, who carries to go back me! Your body is so comfortable, I do not get down!” “我不地！国家有政策,谁污染谁治理！同理可证,谁把我背出来,谁就把我背回去！你身上这么舒服,我才不下去呢！” „hey hey hey...... I am not a human-drawn cart!” “喂喂喂……我又不是人力车！” „You may be more comfortable than the human-drawn cart, hurries! Harnesses!” “你可比人力车舒服多了,赶紧回去吧！驾！” Wang Lele puts out a hand, has patted in the Liu Yi front maliciously. 王乐乐伸出手来,在刘弈胸前狠狠地拍了一把。 Good, this indeed is not a human-drawn cart, this does not catch up with the donkey! 好么,这的确不是人力车,这不是赶驴么！ Liu Yi shakes the head, at the back of this big chest little girl, ran toward the school following the street. 刘弈摇摇头,奈地背着这大胸妞,顺着马路又往学校跑了回去。 „I have small dumbass, I never ride! Days of I am prompted by a sudden impulse other to go to the market......” “我有一个小傻比,我从来也不骑！有一天我心血来潮其他去赶集……” Wang Lele this mindless girl, as if forgot Murong Die to give her duty, but also sang very much cheerfully. 王乐乐这没心没肺的丫头,似乎忘了慕容蝶交给她的任务了,还很欢快地唱起了歌。 You are small dumbass...... 靠,你才是小傻比…… Liu Yi continues to hurry along depressed.[ 刘弈郁闷地继续赶路。[ But the ting that at this time, in one is on vacation from school at noon has also rung. 而此时,一中中午放学的铃声也响了起来。 Lan He swaggering, behind the buttocks pats the student of his flatter with one crowd, arrived in the school backyard basketball court. 蓝和大摇大摆地,屁股后面跟着一群拍他马屁的学生,来到了学校后院的篮球场上。 Liu Yi the people of their class and grade went, Murong Die also, side does everything to please the male student with one crowd. 刘弈他们班级的人都去了,慕容蝶也在,旁边跟着一群献殷勤地男生。 She does not know why will come out, is only in the heart is a little slightly hurried. 她也不知道为啥会出来,只是心中微微有点慌。 According to the truth, oneself and Wang Lele method...... Liu Yi that good ghost, must be swindled. 按道理,自己和王乐乐的方法……刘弈那个善良鬼,肯定是要上当的。 But in the heart perturbed? 可自己心中怎么还是七上八下的呢？ „He He, it seems like, Liu Yi eventually is turtle that's all.” “呵呵,看来,刘弈终究还是个缩头乌龟罢了。” Lan He stands in the basketball court, Yushu faces the wind, in the hand is holding a basketball, very said. 蓝和站在篮球场上,玉树临风的,手里抱着个篮球,酷酷地说道。 „I said that he does not have cannot look on the bright side of thing, with my Lan He compared with basketball. This school, can defeat my Lan He person in field, had not been born.” “我就说,他没那么想不开,和我蓝和比篮球。这个学校,能在球场上打败我蓝和的人,还没出生呢。” „Yes, Young Master Lan that is the slamdunking master of realistic version!” “是啊是啊,蓝少那就是现实版的灌篮高手啊！” „Who dares with Young Master Lan compared with basketball, that not to be courts death!” “谁敢和蓝少比篮球,那不是找死嘛！” One group of students flatter immediately. 一群学生立刻拍马屁。 „Young Master Lan, it is estimated that Liu Yi that boy does not dare to come, was inferior that Young Master Lan to us bright, coming to slamdunk!” “蓝少,估计刘弈那小子不敢来了,不如蓝少给我们亮一手,来个灌篮吧！” Most will pat must immediately the student, said grinningly. 一个最会拍马溜须的学生,笑嘻嘻地说道。 „Right right, Young Master Lan, comes one, making us also enlarge ones vision!” “对啊对啊,蓝少,来一手,让我们也开开眼！” Other people are also the eye one bright, echoes to say. 其他人也都是眼睛一亮,跟着附和道。 „He He, is good.” “呵呵,也好。” Lan He looked at that Murong Die one, then said complacently. 蓝和看了那慕容蝶一眼,然后得意洋洋地说道。 „Little Die, making you have a look, anything called the real man!” “小蝶,让你看看,什么才叫真正的男人！” Saying, him was transporting basketball, behind the crotch buttocks, has transported a meeting, played will have led. 说着,他运着篮球,在胯下屁股后面的,运了一会,耍了会帅。 Received the applause of several personal servants, after calling out in alarm of several young girl, a Lan He then suddenly hand worked on the basketball, toward blocking to work hard to step two steps, the whole person leapt toward the upper air. 赢得了几个跟班的掌声,还有几个mm的惊呼之后,蓝和这才忽然一只手抓起篮球,往拦下大力迈了两步,整个人往高空一跃。 This Lan He hits the family background of basketball worthily, the movement talent sincerity is good. 这蓝和不愧是打篮球的出身,运动天赋真心不错。 Jumps the strength is also very good, this jumps, can approach one meter to come high! 跳力也是很好的,他这一跳,能接近一米来高！ Jumping of average person, the male student between 40 centimeters to 80 centimeters, 80 centimeters upward, that is jumps the strength probably outstanding! 一般人的跳度,男生大概在40厘米到80厘米之间,80厘米往上,那就算是跳力出众的了！ But the female student in 24 to 45, after all has some issues in physiology generally, therefore the male and female jumping disparity is very big. 而女生一般都在24到45之间,毕竟有生理上的一些问题,所以男女跳度差距还是很大的。 in the past nb jumped highest, it is said should be „potato” Weber. His minimum height, probably in 1,4 m over five! nb当年跳的最高的,据说应该是“土豆”韦伯。他的起跳高度,大概在一米四五以上！ Lan He naturally does not have Weber to be so fierce, but his present jumping strength, was very astonishing. 蓝和自然没有韦伯那么厉害,但他现在的跳力,也已经很惊人了。 This male servant grabs the basketball, takes away into the middle of the basket maliciously, making the basketball stand send out works as one. 这厮抓着篮球,狠狠地扣入篮筐当中,让篮球架发出哐当一声。 „Bang!” “砰！” At the bang and in one crowd of young girl squeal, Lan He falls on the ground charming. 在巨响和一群mm的尖叫声中,蓝和帅气地落在地上。 He also stretches out the arms, as if enjoys the feeling of young girl worship very much. 他还地张开双臂,似乎很享受mm崇拜的感觉。 „show off.” “骚包。” Murong Die cannot bear curl the lip. 慕容蝶忍不住撇撇嘴。 „Little Die, sees not to have!” “小蝶,看到没有！” Lan He has referred to itself, said that „this is the real man! That boy who you like, is a trash, trash!” 蓝和指了指自己,说道,“这才是真正的男人！你喜欢的那个小子,就是个垃圾,废柴！” „Right that Young Master Lan said!” “蓝少说的对！” The Ma Yixuan upper part wears the blue school uniform, the lower part is actually wrapping a small short skirt, the big autumn is revealing a pair of thigh, said with a smile. 马艺璇上半身穿着蓝色校服,下半身却套着一件小短裙,大秋天露着一双大腿,笑道。 „Liu Yi calculates that any thing, the visions of certain people, need to change.” “刘弈算个什么东西,某些人的眼光,真需要改一改了。” „Ma Yixuan, what thing are you?” “马艺璇,你又算什么东西？” Murong Die thought that Ma Yixuan special hate(ful), how where has her! 慕容蝶觉得马艺璇特别的讨厌,怎么哪里都有她！ Also, why she spoke the Liu Yi's malicious remarks, isn't that questions own vision? 还有,她凭什么说刘弈的坏话,那不就是质疑自己的眼光吗？ „Murong Die, here is not your Murong Family! I am looking down upon Liu Yi not to be good, do you love dearly?” “慕容蝶,这里可不是你们慕容家！我瞧不起刘弈不行吗,你心疼啦？” Ma Yixuan he he smiles, touches own elegant cheek, then said that „told you, that Liu Yi that even if you liked knelt to ask me, I will not be her girlfriend. Also you, the taste so is heavy.” 马艺璇呵呵一笑,摸了摸自己的俏脸蛋,然后说道,“告诉你,就算你喜欢的那个刘弈跪下来求我,我也不会做她女朋友的。也就你,口味这么重。” „Ma Yixuan, you went too far!” “马艺璇,你太过分了！” Half dead of Murong Die air/Qi. 慕容蝶气的半死。 This Ma Yixuan's mouth, was really too inexpensive! 这马艺璇的嘴巴,真的是太贱了！ Male student who these do everything to please, now each dares to speak. 那些献殷勤的男生,现在每一个敢吭声的。 Ma Yixuan is the spoiled child Yuan Shaojun chamberpot...... Their where dares to provoke! 马艺璇是小霸王袁绍钧的马子……他们哪里敢招惹！ Likes the goddess, does not need to take a beating for goddess, right...... 喜欢女神,也没必要为女神挨揍,对吧…… „Right that Little Die, Ma Yixuan said.” “小蝶啊,马艺璇说的对。” Lan He also said in the one side. 蓝和也在一旁说道。 „Where Liu Yi is better than me, my Lan He where not compared with him?” “刘弈哪里比我好啊,我蓝和哪里不比他强？” „In my opinion, your 100 Lan He, cannot compare a Liu Yi's toe.” “在我看来,你一百个蓝和,也比不上刘弈的一根脚指头。” The Murong Die heart said that in any case toward Liu Yi body, fortunately. 慕容蝶心说,反正都往刘弈身上,所幸就到底了。 Murong Die was also disinclined to pick. 慕容蝶也懒得摘了。 Has Wang Lele that girl, definitely does not pick clear. 有王乐乐那丫头在,肯定是摘不清的。 Moreover there is a shield, good, other people of province endless pursues itself. 而且有个挡箭牌,蛮好的,省的其他人没完没了的追求自己。 „What did you say? Can't I compare Liu Yi?” “你说什么？我比不上刘弈？” Lan He cannot bear shout, „Murong Die, were you blind?” 蓝和忍不住嚷道,“慕容蝶,你瞎了吗？” „You are blind, your family is blind!” “你才瞎,你全家都瞎！” At this time, a tenderness of girl scolded the sound, resounded from the field. 就在这时候,一个女孩子的娇骂声,从球场一旁响起。 The people turn the head to look immediately, sees only an thin and weak boy, at the back of a pretty girl, walked from that side step by step. 众人顿时转头望去,只见一个瘦弱的男孩,背着一个漂亮的女孩子,从那边一步步地走了过来。 Sees these two people, people simultaneously is startled. 看到这两个人,众人同时一惊。 Lan He has grown up mouth, is a little incredible. 蓝和长大了嘴巴,有点不可置信。 But Murong Die is the big eye stares, looks in own boudoir the close friend. 而慕容蝶更是大眼睛瞪起来,看着自己的闺中密友。 Wang Lele jumped down from Liu Yi's body hastily, a face looks at Murong Die suffering from injustice, the look is apologizing likely. 王乐乐连忙从刘弈的身上跳了下来,一脸委屈地看着慕容蝶,眼神像是在赔罪。 „Liu Yi, do you also dare to come?” “刘弈,你还敢来？” Lan He looks that Liu Yi enters the field slowly, cannot bear bring not to believe the tone to ask. 蓝和看着刘弈缓缓走进球场,忍不住带着不可置信地口气问道。 „This is a basketball court, doesn't my what dare to come?” “这是篮球场,我什么不敢来？” Liu Yi walks, while in the gazes of various people vision, replied. 刘弈一边走,一边在众人各种目光的注视中,回答道。 „I thought that you were bring contempt upon oneself!” “我看你是自取其辱来了吧！” Lan He was saying, takes up the basketball, places on own finger, roves, plays the graceful appearance. 蓝和说着,拿起篮球,放在自己的手指上,转来转去,一副耍帅的模样。 „Lan He, cultivates the behavior the speech to keep a bottom line.” “蓝和,做人说话都要留点底线。” Liu Yi said that „you now this, in my grandfather's words, installs compared with be struck by lightning!” 刘弈说道,“你现在这样,用我爷爷的话说,就是装比遭雷劈的！” „Damn, ok, Liu Yi, I discovered that your recent ability has sent greatly, dares such to speak to me! Twisted exactly crookedly?” “操,行啊,刘弈,我发现你最近能耐大发了,都敢跟我这么说话了！活拧歪了是吗？” Lan He in the class and grade is also a ruthless character, who the average person dares to annoy him, pats his flatter to is many. 蓝和在班级里也是个狠人物,一般人谁敢惹他,拍他马屁的到是不少。 „Today I will let you for the words apology that you said.” “今天我会让你为你说的话道歉的。” Liu Yi actually does not care about the Lan He wicked threat, he stands there, stretches out two to point, said. 刘弈却根本不在意蓝和恶狠狠的威胁,他站在那里,伸出两根手指来,说道。 „One, for you to my insult apology. Second, does not respect the apology for you to Murong Die's!” “一,为你对我的侮辱道歉。二,为你对慕容蝶的不尊重道歉！” Murong Die stands outside the field, is staring not reasonable Wang Lele. The result hears Liu Yi this saying, is startled instantaneously. 慕容蝶站在球场外,正瞪不靠谱的王乐乐呢。结果听到刘弈这话,瞬间一惊。 How also to give to take this young miss? 怎么把本小姐也给带上了？ „Your dumbass?” “你傻比吗？” Lan He disdain said that „my Lan He can apologize with you?” 蓝和不屑地说道,“我蓝和会和你道歉？” „Does that dare to bet a gambling with me.” “那敢不敢和我赌一赌。” Liu Yi already some plan, slowly said. 刘弈早就有了打算,缓缓说道。 „If I have won this competition, you apologized to me and Murong Die.” “如果我赢了这场比赛,你就对我和慕容蝶道歉。” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” Lan He cannot bear hold basketball Haha to laugh, the waist that smiles bent, the tears also dripped. 蓝和忍不住抱着篮球哈哈大笑起来,笑的腰都弯了,眼泪也淌了出来。 Nearby several students also laugh, young girl is the satire of sarcastic comments. 旁边几个学生也跟着大笑,还有mm更是冷言冷语的讽刺。 „Liu Yi was the brain pulls certainly out!” “刘弈一定是脑抽了！” „Yes, compares the basketball with my Brother Lan He...... Also wants to win...... dumbass he is!” “是啊是啊,和我的蓝和大哥哥比篮球……还想赢……傻比吧他是！” „Later are few and he contact to wonderfully...... Heard dumbass can infect......” “以后还是少和他接触为妙……听说傻比是可以传染的……” The words said after the new book time activity ended, goes forward 15 friends in the Old Yang fans list, can receive a «My Fox Immortal Wife» entity book book that Old Yang signs free ~ 话说新书期活动结束之后,在老羊粉丝榜上前15名的朋友,都可以免费获赠老羊签名的《我的狐仙老婆》实体书一本哦~