MFIW :: Volume #12

#1176: I counterattacked


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Chapter 1176 I counterattacked 第1176章我还击了 A three high small Tulou, inside is somewhat moist gloomily. Liu Yi followed Liu Jiayue, discovered that a building has front desk, an obese middle-aged woman sits there, the front has put a black and white small television, inside is broadcasting unexpectedly still Zhen Xuanchuan, what this woman looks is with great interest. 一个三层高的小土楼,里面有些潮湿阴暗。刘弈跟着刘佳玥走了进去,发现一楼有个前台,一个肥胖的中年女人坐在那里,面前放了个黑白小电视机,里面竟然还在播放着甄嬛传,这女人看的是津津有味。 Because of the climate reason, the night of this outside county is quite burning hot, this woman comrade body wears the white big blouse, because obese and reason of sweat, a pair of fat chest complements under the blouse. Liu Yi discovered astonished this woman comrade has not worn the corsage unexpectedly, Your mother!...... really cannot call the beautiful scene, should call the nightmare! 因为气候的原因,这外县的夜晚比较炎热,这位妇女同志身上穿着白色的大布衫,因为肥胖和汗水的原因,一对肥胸在布衫下映衬出来。刘弈惊愕地发现这妇女同志竟然没有穿胸衣,尼玛……实在不能叫美景啊,应该叫噩梦! Can one seize the chance to sell the brand underwear of their company? 自己要不要趁机推销一下他们公司的品牌内衣? It is estimated that this heart is broad the woman comrade, will not wear the underwear and so on thing! 估计这位“心胸宽广”的妇女同志,根本不会穿内衣之类的物件吧! ID card registers.” “身份证登记一下。” The woman comrade noticed that Liu Yi and Liu Jiayue two people walk, puts out a hand directly, „a day two ten yuan, do not smear the bed sheet.” 妇女同志看到刘弈刘佳玥二人走进来,直接一伸手,“一天二十块,别弄脏床单。” Liu Jiayue hear complexion one red, puts out the ID card, while said that you have misunderstood, we were not the couple.” 刘佳玥听完脸色一红,一边拿出身份证,一边说道,“你误会了,我们不是两口子。” Hi, comes to our, where has the couple, I understand.” “嗨,到我们这来的,哪有两口子,我明白。” The woman comrade curls the lip saying that Yuan.” 妇女同志撇嘴说道,“一块钱一个。” Saying, puts out one stack of condoms, places on the counter. 说着,拿出一沓避孕套,放在柜台上。 Liu Yi looked at one, Your mother!, the bandits'inn, this obviously is the life jacket that the birth control provides free, she actually takes to sell for money! 刘弈看了一眼,尼玛,黑店啊,这明明是计划生育免费发放的安全套,她竟然拿出来卖钱! However own attention as if a little issue, nearby Liu Jiayue already a hundred mouths cannot explain it away. 不过自己的关注点似乎有点问题,一旁的刘佳玥已经百口莫辩了。 We are really not...... Right, we take two room!” “我们真不是……对了,我们要两间房!” No.” “没有,就一间。” The woman comrade loses the key on table, said that loves.” 妇女同志把钥匙丢在桌子上,说道,“爱住不住。” Liu Yi and Liu Jiayue two people both felt embarrassed, this room, the surrounding area ten li (0.5km) did not have other places to live. 刘弈刘佳玥两个人都为难了,就这一间房,方圆十里地也没其他的地方可以住了。 Or...... Do I squat one outside in the evening?” “要不……我在外面蹲一晚上?” Liu Yi suggested. 刘弈建议。 Had not been eaten by the mosquito.” “还不被蚊子吃了。” Liu Jiayue sighed, „the mosquito of this outside county was ominous, ok, lived in one, here room had two beds in any case.” 刘佳玥叹了口气,“这外县的蚊子凶得很,算了,还是住一间吧,反正这里一个房间里面有两张床。” Ok, that put in great inconvenience Manager Liu.” “行吧,那就委屈刘经理了。” Outside Liu Yi does not want to squat rests, after all the present is an average person, squats a late estimate to die of exhaustion outside. 刘弈也不想蹲外面睡,毕竟自己现在就是个普通人,在外面蹲一晚估计要累死。 Sound-insulated is not good, in the evening sound should not be too big!” “隔音不好,晚上声音不要太大!” The woman comrade noticed that two people go upstairs, immediately reminded one. The face of Liu Jiayue was redder immediately. 妇女同志看到两个人上楼,立刻提醒了一声。刘佳玥的脸顿时更红了。 Hateful...... This is any matter...... 可恶……这都是什么事嘛…… Liu Jiayue whispered, no longer said anything, on direct two buildings. 刘佳玥嘀咕了一句,也不再多说什么,直接上了二楼。 Two the rooms of people are 205, one also on 5 rooms, no wonder can sold out. 两个人的房间是205,一层也就5个房间,难怪会客满。 Liu Yi has arrived at last, has twisted off the door with the ancient key. Liu Yi looks at this leaf of plywood the door, thought that also uses the key, a oneself foot trampled! 刘弈跟着走到了最后一间,用古老的钥匙拧开了房门。刘弈看着这一扇胶合板的房门,心想还用钥匙么,自己一脚就踹开了! After opening, in the room is somewhat moist. The room is not big, 34 square meters this, inside is placing two single beds, the bed sheet somewhat turned yellow. 打开之后,屋子里有些潮湿。房间不大,也就34平米这样,里面摆放着两张单人床,床单都有些发黄了。 In the room toilet does not have, even does not have including the window! 屋子里连个厕所都没有,甚至连窗户都没有! In the entire room is somewhat sultry, Liu Jiayue has wiped fragrant perspiration, then sat on a bed. 整个屋子里有些闷热,刘佳玥擦了一把香汗,然后坐在了一张床上。 Two are also camp beds, was really the 80's boarding house. 两张还都是行军床,果然是八十年代的招待所。 Between two beds is a small headstock, above is placing a thermos bottle, two teacups. 两张床之间是一张小床头柜,上面摆放着一个暖壶,两个茶杯。 Liu Yi looked, on teacup also some black not well-known objects...... Rests here, but might also as well rest over -bridge. 刘弈看了一下,茶杯上面还有些黑色的不知名物体……睡这里,还真不如睡天桥。 Is good because of not having the window, in the room does not have the mosquito. Was hot a point, Liu Yi also somewhat has perspired. 好在没有窗户,屋子里也就没有蚊子。就是热了一点,刘弈也有些出汗了。 Because is the man, therefore Liu Yi unties the clothes directly, has revealed inside belly. Does not have the abdomen luckily, will otherwise certainly be ridiculed by Liu Jiayue. 因为是男人,所以刘弈直接把衣服解开,露出了里面的肚皮。幸好自己没有小肚子,否则一定会被刘佳玥嘲笑的。 Tomorrow will also want the running service, earlier rests.” “明天还要跑业务,早点休息吧。” Liu Jiayue lies on the bed, does not dare to take off the clothes, said that you turn off the lamp...... Turns on the light I unable to fall asleep......” 刘佳玥躺在床上,也不敢脱衣服,说道,“你把灯关一下吧……开着灯我睡不着的……” The lamp or pull switch this room, Liu Yi can only say that this place is the sincerity restores the old, completely walks the duplicate ancient customs! 这房间的灯还是拉绳开关,刘弈只能说这地方是真心复古,完全走复古风啊! Liu Yi puts out a hand, is drawing that switch, suddenly thinks anything, said one. 刘弈伸出手,拉着那开关,忽然想起来什么,说了一句。 Words said that here is this floor last room.” “话说,我们这里是这个楼层最后一间房吧。” Yes......” “是啊……” I remember a matter to come, does not know that should say to you.” “我想起一件事情来,不知道该不该对你说。” You...... Said......” “你……说呗……” Heard , if the corridor last room, should better because of the night is turning on the lamp of bathroom. However in this room does not have the bathroom, only then such a lamp, does not have the window......” “听说如果是走廊最后一间房间的话,最好在夜里开着卫生间的灯。不过这屋子里没卫生间,只有这么一盏灯,又没有窗户……” You...... Do not frighten me...... That do not turn off a light......” “你……你别吓我……那别关灯了……” Liu Jiayue listened to the Liu Yi's words, body to shiver gently. 刘佳玥听了刘弈的话,身体轻轻颤抖了一下。 That does not close.” “那就不关了。” Liu Yi also intentionally must frighten this little girl, he hey has smiled two, then lay on the bed. 刘弈也是故意要吓唬吓唬这个小丫头的,他嘿嘿笑了两声,然后躺在了床上。 However lay down regretted, in the Your mother! room was too bright, could not fall asleep! 不过躺下就后悔了,尼玛屋子里太亮了,睡不着啊! Liu Jiayue also snatches on the bed, turned several, finally cannot bear say. 刘佳玥也在床上翻来翻去的,翻了好几下,终于忍不住说道。 Also, pass/test...... Like this cannot fall asleep.” “还,还是关了吧……这样睡不着。” Good......” “好……” Liu Yi also relaxed, the heart said that finally did not need to dig a pit to oneself. He put out a hand, has turned out the lamp. 刘弈也是松了口气,心说终于不用给自己挖坑了。他伸出手,拉灭了灯。 The light extinguishes, in the room fell into thorough dark(ness) immediately. Liu Yi does not have magic force, eye anything unable to see. 灯光一灭,屋子里立刻陷入了彻底的黑暗刘弈没有法力,眼睛什么都看不到。 In this dark(ness), person is easy to have the sense of fear. 在这种黑暗中,人容易产生恐惧感。 Liu Yi is good, after all his anything has experienced, any demon ghost has seen. 刘弈还好,毕竟他什么都见识过,什么妖魔鬼怪都看到过。 But the appearance that Liu Jiayue as if a little cannot withstand, Liu Yi even can hear she somewhat restless breathing. 刘佳玥似乎就有点承受不住的样子,刘弈甚至能听到她有些不安的呼吸声。 Quick, this breathing somewhat is also heavy. This little girl seems because...... Too hot? 很快,这呼吸声又有些沉重起来。这妞似乎是因为……太热了? Before long, rustling sound a sound of escaping clothes spreads to the Liu Yi's ear , it seems like that this girl was too hot, cannot see while oneself anything, clothes taking off. 不一会,一阵悉悉索索的脱衣服的声音传入到刘弈的耳中,看来这丫头真的太热了,趁着自己什么都看不到,把衣服给脱掉了。 Liu Yi is also much hotter, has not covered including the quilt. Moreover on the quilt has a very strange flavor, making him somewhat loathe. 刘弈也热得够呛,连被子都没盖。而且被子上有一股很古怪的味道,让他有些厌恶。 He is studying Liu Jiayue, has taken off the coat, only escapes remaining underpants. 他学着刘佳玥,也脱掉了外衣,只脱的剩下了裤衩。 Your mother! is then cooler, but in the room is somewhat stuffy. 这下尼玛凉快多了,不过屋子里还是有些闷。 Liu Yi felt one inspire is hot, Dammit, must not be such feeling well. 刘弈感觉自己吸一口气都是热的,妈蛋,要不要这么不爽。 This time, a next door fiercely panting for breath sound. 就在这时候,隔壁一阵剧烈地喘息声。 Then, woman ** the sound, the hit pā pā pā sound, spreads to two people of ears in directly. 接着,女人的**声,撞击的啪啪啪声,直接传入到二人的耳中。 This, lets Liu Jiayue and Liu Yi is a little awkward. late night, can the nightlife should not be so rich! 这一下,让刘佳玥刘弈都有点尴尬起来。大半夜的,夜生活能不能不要这么丰富啊! These two people seemingly fight just luxurious, one by one, made that Liu Yi had the dessert to be itchy. 这两个人貌似战斗正酣,一下又一下的,弄得刘弈都有点心痒痒了。 But the Liu Jiayue both legs clamp the quilt, the lip are closing tightly. 刘佳玥双腿夹着被子,嘴唇咬紧。 Hateful...... How the next door wanted at this time the lane...... How this and Liu Yi...... is together by oneself...... 可恶……隔壁怎么偏偏要这个时候弄……这让自己和刘弈……怎么相处啊…… Especially the cry of that woman...... So is really comfortable? 尤其那女人的叫声……真的那么舒服么? Own best friend did not say...... Very pain...... Like was pierced...... Why this cry does not look like...... 自己闺蜜不是说……会很疼的么……就像被人刺穿了一样……为什么这个叫声不太像呢…… That appearance...... Is any taste...... The curiosity of woman, was a little transferred. 那个样子……到底是什么滋味啊……女人的好奇心,有点被调动起来了。 In such ambiguous environment, Liu Jiayue feels sensation to urinate suddenly. Her both legs clamp more and more nearly, a meaning of sensation to urinate retrogression does not have. 在这样暧昧的环境中,刘佳玥忽然感觉到一阵尿意。她双腿夹得越来越近,尿意却一点消退的意思都没有。 But in such black situation, she does not dare to go to toilet...... 但在这么黑的情况下,她又不敢去上厕所…… Liu...... Liu Yi......” “刘……刘弈……” The Liu Jiayue sound has made a sound supply. Liu Yi had not fallen asleep, hears this sound, immediately raised the head, asked that how?” 刘佳玥的声音柔柔地响了起来。刘弈本来就没睡着,又听到这声音,顿时抬起头来,问道,“怎么了?” I...... I want to go to toilet......” “我……我想去上个厕所……” Liu Jiayue said. 刘佳玥说道。 That goes.” “那就去呗。” Liu Yi has not thought that in room does not have, you can only go to outside.” 刘弈也没多想,“屋子里没有,你只能去外面了。” You...... Can you accompany me to go......” “你……你能不能陪我去……” Liu Jiayue proposed one presumptuously request. 刘佳玥提出了一个“非分”的要求。 Ah? 啊? Liu Yi was startled. 刘弈吃了一惊。 „Do you fear the ghost?” “难道你怕鬼?” I, I do not fear the ghost!” “我,我才不怕鬼呢!” Liu Jiayue said immediately. 刘佳玥立刻说道。 You go, I am quite sleepy.” “那你自己去啊,我好困。” The Liu Yi sleepiness is somewhat dim, stays up late to the mortal, is really a very difficult matter. 刘弈真有点睡意朦胧的,熬夜对凡人来说,实在是个挺艰难的事情。 You do not go...... I am afraid......” “你不去……我害怕……” The Liu Jiayue sound brings the point to shiver, „, otherwise I wet the bed......” 刘佳玥声音带着点颤抖,“不然我就尿床上了……” Oh, big person, but also wets the bed.” “哎呀,多大的人了,还尿床。” Liu Yi does not have the means that has to rub the eye, sat from the bed. 刘弈没办法,只好揉着眼睛,从床上坐了起来。 In room sultry incomparable, exits to breathe a fresh air to be also good. 屋子里闷热无比,出去呼吸点新鲜空气也好。 Liu Yi, put out a hand subconsciously, has pulled open the lamp. 刘弈下意识地,伸出手,拉开了灯。 pā! 啪! In room brilliantly illuminated. 屋子里灯火通明。 Liu Jiayue sits in opposite, body only then a white small undershirt, the lower part anything has not put on, is red the white and tender two longlegs. 刘佳玥愣愣地坐在对面,身上只有一件白色的小衫,下半身什么都没穿,赤着白嫩的两条长腿。 Liu Yi could not bear swallow a saliva...... Your mother!, this girl has not worn clothes, oneself how this forgetting! 刘弈忍不住吞了口口水……尼玛,这丫头没穿衣服,自己怎么把这茬给忘了! „!” “啊!” Liu Jiayue calls out in alarm one finally, but Liu Yi another put out a hand, draws the lamp. 刘佳玥终于惊叫一声,而刘弈又一伸手,拉掉了灯。 „Your you, you absolutely are intentionally!” “你你你,你绝对是故意的!” Liu Jiayue has the weeping voice to shout. 刘佳玥带着哭腔喊道。 I really am not intentional......” “我真不是故意的……” Liu Yi is very suffering from injustice, was too hot, I trapped|sleepy blurry, forgot you not to put on clothes.” 刘弈十分委屈,“太热了,我又困的迷糊,忘了你不穿衣服这茬了。” Wizard letter! You are intentionally!” “鬼才信!你就是故意的!” Good, I am intentionally, you bite me!” “好吧,我就是故意的,你咬我啊!” Liu Yi knew unable to explain, simple unhealthy person broken fell. Clenching jaws of Liu Jiayue air/Qi, wants Liu Yi biting the fragment! 刘弈知道解释不清了,干脆破罐子破摔。刘佳玥气的咬牙切齿,想把刘弈给咬成碎片! You think that I don't dare?” “你以为我不敢么?” Liu Yi felt that as if had a person to walk, then the leg of Liu Jiayue suddenly kicked on the bed before own, she entire was tripped, calls out in alarm one, then fell down in the Liu Yi's bosom. 刘弈感觉似乎有个人走了过来,接着刘佳玥的腿忽然踢在自己身前的床上,她整个被绊倒,惊叫一声,然后扑倒刘弈的怀中。 Liu Jiayue is enduring hurting, opens mouth directly, bites maliciously on the Liu Yi's shoulder. 刘佳玥忍着疼,直接张开嘴巴,狠狠咬在刘弈的肩膀上。 Fuck, you are the dog!” 卧槽,你属狗啊!” Liu Yi does not have magic force now, the body frailly, by this girl biting hurt, certainly was the broken skin! 刘弈现在没有法力,身体脆弱的很,被这丫头一口咬的疼死了,一定是破皮了! I am not the dog! I am Zombie!” “我不属狗!我属僵尸!” Liu Jiayue is nipping maliciously, has squeezed out these characters from gap between teeth. 刘佳玥狠狠咬着,从牙缝里挤出了这几个字来。 hey hey hey, relents quickly, you will bite to death the person!” 喂喂喂,快松口,你会咬死人的!” Liu Yi pain quick class tears. 刘弈疼的快流眼泪了。 Does not relent! Dies does not relent!” “不松口!死也不松口!” Your this, I am again impolite!” “你再这样,那我就不客气了!” The Liu Yi preparation opened r to put to be big! 刘弈准备开个r放个大了! Bites to death you!” “咬死你!” Liu Jiayue must fight to the end with Liu Yi. 刘佳玥是要跟刘弈抗争到底了。 Liu Yi clenches teeth, makes a determined effort, extends both hands directly, grasped maliciously on the Liu Jiayue front two groups! 刘弈一咬牙,一发狠,直接伸出双手,狠狠抓在了刘佳玥胸前的两团上面! Liu Jiayue immediately body one stiff, brain fell into a blank! 刘佳玥顿时身体一僵,大脑陷入了一片空白!
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