The sixth chapter asks your wife to go noisily 第六章找你老婆闹去 „Opens the door, opens the door quickly!” In Qin Chao just went home, this door on thump an explosive. Qin Chao with coming out that the toe listens , the person who this knocks on a door is his dreadful landlord, jobless man who is called Xie Wenjun. “开门,快开门！”秦朝刚回到家里,这房门就咚咚地一顿爆响。秦朝用脚指头都听的出来,这敲门的人是他那猥琐房东,一个叫做谢文君的无业男子。 Although has not worked similarly, but in others Xie Wenjun hand has the real estate, moreover is several, every month light eats the house rent, suffices him to live. Oh, this society is such is unfair. 虽然同样是没有工作,但人家谢文君手里有房产,而且是好几处,每个月光吃房租,就够他生活的。唉,这个社会就是如此的不公平。 At this time on Qin Chao has only worn small underpants, is that type new is very very gaudy. Therefore he is hesitating, must wear the clothes time, this landlord was also howling. 此时秦朝身上只穿了个小裤衩,还是那种很新潮很花哨的。所以他犹豫着,要不要穿衣服的时候,这门外的房东又嚎了起来。 „Hurries to open the door! I know you in inside! Do not think that did not open the door I to walk, you owed my house rent, the one cent could not be inescapable your!” “赶紧开门！我知道你在里面！别以为不开门我就走了,你欠我的房租,一分钱都跑不了你的！” „Do not call, came!” Qin Chao is helpless, has to wear small underpants to run, opened the door. “别叫啦,来了来了！”秦朝无奈,只好穿着小裤衩跑过去,开了房门。 Out of the door, is really the big face of landlord that distortion. 门外,果然是房东那张扭曲的大脸。 „Landlord Sir, this can extend a time limit again for two days, I had found to work......” live in others houses, even if Qin Chao hateful opposite party, must bring the smiling face to say. “房东大人,这个能不能再宽限两天,我已经找到工作了……”住着人家的房子,即使秦朝讨厌对方,也得带着笑脸说道。 „, I do not ask you to want the house rent at the same time today.” Xie Wenjun stared his one eyes, his mouth is holding in the mouth the smoke, has shoved open Qin Chao. This makes Qin Chao stare, well, changed the habit, did Sun hit the west side to come out? “一边去,我今天不是找你来要房租的。”谢文君瞪了他一眼,他嘴里叼着烟,一把推开了秦朝。这让秦朝一愣,咦,改习性了啊,太阳打西边出来了？ But follows in that landlord behind, to come in unexpectedly a 40-year-old man. This man looked that is indulges in sensual pleasure many, following hair Bai Diao. 而跟在那房东身后,竟然还进来一个40多岁的男子。这男子一看就是纵欲过多,后面的头发都白掉了。 In his hand, but also is embracing a very fashionable young woman of appearance. Female at the most also 20 years old, makeup picture somewhat is slightly beautiful, is turning own extremely slender waist, top oneself chest very much plentifully on the body of that man. Meanwhile. Because of the reason of her body anteversion, her buttocks turn upwards slightly, appears very sexy, forms curve that has teased very much. 他的手里,还揽着一个打扮的很时尚的年轻女子。那女子顶天也就20岁,妆画的稍稍有些妖艳,扭着自己的水蛇腰,把自己很丰满地胸顶在那男人的身上。同时。因为她身体前倾的原因,她的臀部微微翘起,显得很性感,形成了个很挑逗的弧度。 This Qin Chao was scared, Shit, the father wears small underpants now, how also female. 这秦朝傻眼了,我勒个去的,老子现在就穿个小裤衩,怎么还来了个女的。 The female started at will to look at this Qin Chao one, as if to one almost naked bare - the man of body was not interested. But quick, she notes the face of Qin Chao, has gawked slightly. 那女子开始只是随意地看了这秦朝一眼,似乎对一个几乎赤身裸-体的男人不感兴趣。但很快,她注意到秦朝的脸,微微愣了一下。 After Qin Chao went home, is disassembling the gauze to mirror prepares to change the medicine the time, discovered the wound of his forehead unexpectedly already bewildered was good. Moreover, he originally slightly fat stature, unexpectedly thin. The line of body starts the standard, abdomen originally, vanished, turns into several to have the musculi abdominis of outline slightly. 秦朝回到家之后,对着镜子拆开纱布准备换药的时候,才发现他额头的伤口竟然已经莫名其妙的好了。而且,他本来稍胖的身材,竟然削瘦了下去。身体的线条开始标准,原本的小肚子,也消掉,变成了几块微微有轮廓的腹肌。 Qin Chao was not ugly, thin on the later face the edges and corners were distinct, is having very wildly makings. After this lets that female sees, eye immediately one bright. 秦朝本来也不难看,瘦了之后脸上棱角分明,更是带着一股很狂野地气质。这让那女子看到之后,眼睛顿时一亮。 „Mr. Zhang, you looked, although this house was small, but kitchen anything had . Moreover the geomancy was very good, was very good Chaoyang room. If you renting last year, guarantee you to succeed in one's pursuit, the source of wealth enters broadly!” “张先生,您看,这房子虽然小了点,但厨房什么的都有,而且风水很好,是很不错的朝阳房间。你要是租上一年,保证你事业有成,财源广进啊！” This Xie Wenjun has one to flatter, was saying to that anemone cernua. 这谢文君带着一丝讨好,对着那白头翁说道。 Said the geomancy, Qin Chao showed the whites of the eyes. Also felt all right saying that the out of the door of this house was the subway channel, typical putting on evil spirits. If were not the Qin Chao grandfather once is the geomancer, has taught some Qin Chao superficial knowledge, it is estimated that he because already this put on the evil spirits dying an untimely death street. 说道风水,秦朝就翻了个白眼。还好意思说呢,这房子的门外就是地铁通道,典型的穿地煞。如果不是秦朝的姥爷曾经是个风水先生,教过秦朝一些皮毛,估计他早就因为这穿地煞横死街头了。 Therefore, Qin Chao in own out of the window, has suspended two trough pot plants, closes right up against them to resist the opposite putting on evil spirits. But like this could not solve the basis, Qin Chao always thought one could not find the work, was the reason that this put on the evil spirits. 为此,秦朝在自己的窗外,摆了两盆盆栽植物,靠着它们来抵挡对面的穿地煞。但这样解决不了根本,秦朝总觉得自己找不到工作,就是这穿地煞的原因。 But is also seeks after here house rent to be cheap, here that Qin Chao rents. If this man rents, it is estimated that one year, he affirms to go bankrupt. 但也是贪图这里房租便宜,秦朝才租的这里。如果这男子租下来的话,估计也不出一年,他肯定破产。 However Qin Chao wants to understand an issue quickly, if this house has rented to the anemone cernua, oneself do live there? 但是秦朝很快想明白了一个问题,这房子如果租给了白头翁,自己住那里？ „Landlord, we do not bring such. I have just owed your half a month house rent, now I found to work, paid the wages to give back to you.” “房东,咱不带这样的吧。我只不过欠了你半个月房租而已,现在我找到工作了,开了工资就还给你。” „Father counts on you, might as well counts on a dog. Hurries to pack the thing, tumbles out my house.” Xie Wenjun bah, „this mister, but father's honored person, must rent for one year!” “老子指望你,还不如指望一只狗。赶紧收拾东西,滚出我的房子。”那谢文君呸了一声,“这张先生可是老子的贵人,要租一年的！” Qin Chao listened to this saying, annoyed. Your this house does not know when relocated, can support at most for a half year, when the time comes you rent with anything for one year to others. Qin Chao is also plans to cope again for a half year, when the time comes contributes money, changes the good point apartment. 秦朝听了这话,恼火不已。你这房子不知道啥时候就拆迁了,顶多还能支持半年,到时候你拿什么租一年给人家。秦朝也是打算再对付半年,到时候攒点钱,就换个好点的公寓。 But if the landlord the present expels him to walk, this big evening, where making him look lives. Several ten-cent notes, cannot live the inn. 但房东要是现在撵他走,这大晚上的,让他找哪里住。身上的几张毛票,连旅店都住不起。 „Your does not have the conscience.” But the female showed the whites of the eyes, is turning buttocks, sits just Qin Chao had lain down above the sofa, took a look several, said ill-humoredly that „you find such a broken place to live to me, I am not dry, tomorrow I will ask your wife to go noisily!” “你个没良心的。”但女子翻了个白眼,扭着屁股,一屁股坐到了刚刚秦朝躺过的沙发之上,四下瞅了几下,没好气地说道,“你就给我找这么个破地方住,我不干,明天我就找你老婆闹去！” „Oh my feeds, my little ancestor!” The anemone cernua had a scare, smiles bitterly the entreaty to say hastily that „this does not have the means that you also know that my family that tigress, calls tight to that I look. Here is not near to our company, asks you to be also convenient. You put in great inconvenience for several days, when I left with that tigress, takes you to go to the big house.” “哎呦喂,我的小祖宗！”那白头翁吓了一跳,连忙苦笑着哀求道,“这不也是没办法嘛,你也知道我家那母老虎,对我看的那叫一个紧。这里不是离我公司近嘛,找你也方便。你就委屈几天,等我跟那母老虎离了,就接你去住大房子。” „Snort, waits for you to divorce, great-aunt my hair was white.” “哼,等你能离婚,姑奶奶我头发都白了。” „, I cannot as soon as possible, as soon as possible.” The anemone cernuas lower the head to bend the back said. The female showed the whites of the eyes, said. “不会的,我会尽快,尽快。”白头翁低头哈腰地说道。那女子又翻了个白眼,道。 „This furniture must trade to me, wants the western-style import! Also, the house has brushed to me, I want the pink wall. Oh, here stank to high heaven, hires a servant to me, daily cleans!” “这家具必须都给我换了,都要欧式进口的！还有,房子给我刷了,我要粉色的墙。哎呀,这里臭死了,给我雇一个佣人,天天打扫！” „Yes, is......” anemone cernua all complies, looks like indeed has two money. The landlords hey smile, rubs hands, it seems like that this big business was discusses. “是,是……”白头翁全都答应下来,看起来的确有两个钱。房东嘿嘿笑起来,搓着手,看来这大生意算是谈成了。 Qin Chao naturally cannot comply, his eye revolution, said suddenly. 秦朝自然是不能答应的,他眼睛一转,忽然说道。 „Beauty, did you plan to stay really?” “美女,你真打算住下了？” „What's wrong, isn't good?” The female looked at his one eyes, said at heart secretly, or the young handsome fellow, do we come together? “怎么,不行么？”那女子看了他一眼,心里偷道,要不小帅哥,咱俩一起来住？ „cough cough, the landlord has not told you, this house had died the person.” “咳咳,房东难道没告诉你么,这房子曾经死过人。” „what!” that female and anemone cernuas stare. Xie Wenjun had a scare, then shouted abuse. “什么！”那女子和白头翁都是一愣。谢文君更是吓了一跳,然后破口大骂。 „Brat, your his mother talked nonsense anything......” “臭小子,你他妈瞎说什么……” Qin Chao turned head to stare his one eyes, Xie Wenjun noticed that his deeply did not see the bottom the eye, suddenly feeling whole body one cold, probably the knife, put on own neck. This feared that the remaining words actually have not scolded. 秦朝回头瞪了他一眼,谢文君看到他那深不见底的眼睛,忽然感觉浑身一冷,好象有一把刀子,搁在自己的脖子上。这一怕,剩下的话竟然没骂出来。 „Here...... Has died the person?” The female spoke somewhat shivered, the woman most was afraid this type of thing. “这里……死过人？”那女子说话都有些颤抖了,女人是最害怕这种东西的。 „Yes, here had been occupied by a husband and wife before. Afterward the husband had the extramarital affair, that female killing. Um, on conceal under that sofa that you sit.” “是啊,以前这里住过一对夫妻。后来丈夫有外遇,就把那女的杀了。嗯,就藏在你坐的那沙发底下。” „!” The female frightened to stand, the complexion was white, the packet that but also carried oneself has been throwing to that anemone cernua, the mouth also scolded. “啊！”那女子吓得一屁股站了起来,脸色都白了,还把自己背着的小包对着那白头翁扔了过来,嘴里还骂道。 „Opens loyally, my date your ancestor. I know that you do not have the good intention, makes such a place me, wants to kill the great-aunt! I ask your wife to go now noisily, I make your sound defeat the famous crack!” “张忠诚,我日你祖宗。我就知道你没好心,把我弄这么个地方来,想害死姑奶奶啊！我现在就找你老婆闹去,我让你声败名裂！” Then, turned the buttocks to run the room. The anemone cernua frightened did not have the complexion, pursued hastily. 说完,一扭屁股跑出了房间。那白头翁吓得也没了脸色,连忙追了出去。 „My little ancestor, you leaves, the misunderstanding, this misunderstands!” “我的小祖宗,你别啊,误会,这都是误会！” Looked at that landlord again, the face is also mad white, looks in the eye of Qin Chao, was bringing Killing intent. 再看那房东,脸也气白了,看着秦朝的眼睛里,都带着杀气。 „Is good your boy......” he to clench teeth to open one's mouth, suddenly has roared, „packs the thing, now get lost to me!” “好你小子……”他咬牙启齿,忽然怒吼了出来,“收拾东西,现在就给我滚！” „Xie Wenjun!” Qin Chao also moved the anger, your this male servant took my notebook, said that is also several thousand things, enough I lived for 45 months! He puts out a hand, holds Xie Wenjun the collar, gave to raise him unexpectedly, „my notebook gave you, hasn't one month been occupied by you to catch up with me to walk?” “谢文君！”秦朝也动了火气,你这厮拿了我的笔记本,怎么说也是好几千块的东西,足够我住45个月了吧！他一伸手,抓住谢文君的领子,竟然把他给提了起来,“我连笔记本都给你了,一个月没住到你就赶我走？” Xie Wenjun was being raised by this Qin Chao, frightened did not have the energy, but still showed off power said. 谢文君被这秦朝提着,吓得没了底气,但依然逞强地说道。 „Your that broken computer, on value several hundred, you also wants to live for a lifetime.” “你那破电脑,也就值个几百块,你还想住一辈子啊。” „Fart!” The Qin Chao eye stares, „my Dell, spent 5000 dollars to buy last year, has become to your this several hundred?” “放屁！”秦朝眼睛一瞪,“我那戴尔的,去年花5000块钱买的,到你这就成了几百块了？” „That is also what kind of!” The landlord struggles, what „I rent the house to receive is cash, is not the scrap iron! You think Bai Zhu, but must hit the person, the father goes to the court to consider you. Come, you hit, hits toward the head on, does not make ** come, the father is surnamed with you!” “那又怎么样！”那房东挣扎起来,“我租房子要收的是现钱,不是废铁！你想白住,还要打人,老子就去法院告你。来呀,你打呀,往脑袋上打,不打出**来,老子跟你姓！” Then, this Xie Wenjun has extended the head, the mouth is also shouting. 说完,这谢文君把脑袋伸了过来,嘴里还直嚷嚷着。 Qin Chao frowns, throws the ground this landlord. 秦朝一皱眉头,把这房东扔到地上。 „Gives me again one month, your house rent, my one point many gives you!” “再给我一个月时间,你的房租,我一分不少的给你！” Then, he feared the landlord does not believe that has pulled out own work identification, „you look, I now am security guard of Guangyuan, one month 4000 wage, won't I be able to pay your house rent?” 说完,他怕房东不相信,掏出了自己的工作证,“你看,我现在是广元的保安,一个月4000块的薪水,我会付不起你的房钱？” The landlord is holding the Qin Chao work identification, carefully looked several, for fear that this boy makes a fake card then here again Bai Zhu one month. 那房东捧着秦朝的工作证,仔细地看了好几遍,生怕这小子弄个假证然后在这里再白住一个月。 „Good, I again make you live for one month!” The landlords clench teeth, said that „, but this house rent must change. A moment ago that mister, was one month 1000 dollars, rented for one year. Your boy one month gives 800, were too few!” “好,我就再让你住一个月！”房东一咬牙,说道,“但这房租可得变变。刚才那张先生,可是一个月1000块钱,租一年的。你小子一个月就给800,太少了！” „On your this deteriorated house, you feel all right to want 1000!” “就你这破房子,你好意思要1000！” „Loves, does not live to leave!” “爱住不住,不住走人！” Sees this landlord rampant appearance, Qin Chao air/Qi clenches teeth. „Good, 1000 1000, one month later, receives house rent!” 看到这房东嚣张的样子,秦朝气得咬牙。“好,1000就1000,一个月后,来收房租！” Then, he simply directly clutches the collar of that landlord very much, throws his whole person went out outside, then layer on layer has closed the door. 说完,他很干脆地直接揪起那房东的领子,把他整个人丢出了门外,然后重重地关上了房门。 „Uncle, irritated me.” Qin Chao, lies down panting in indignation, in he said a moment ago is on the sofa of storehouse corpse. Lives for one month, one month later the father changes the place, who is willing to live in the geomancy to be bad the extreme deteriorated house. When the father was rich, buys two villas to live, is occupied by the person, raises pigs! “大爷的,气死我了。”秦朝气呼呼地,躺在了他刚才说是藏尸的沙发上。就住一个月,一个月后老子就换地方,谁愿意住着风水差到了极点的破房子。等老子有钱了,买俩别墅住着,一个住人,一个养猪！ Qin Chao is indulging in flights of fancy, in this sofa underground, suddenly resounds a very hidden bitterness the female sound. 秦朝正胡思乱想着,在这沙发地下,忽然响起一个很幽怨的女子声。 „Also I assign......” “还我命来……” „What?” Qin Chao had a scare, thinks one misunderstood, looked at one toward the sofa under. “啥？”秦朝吓了一跳,以为自己听错了,往沙发下面看了一眼。 He searched the head, but hand that at this time, under that dark sofa, crawled suddenly corrupt. 他把脑袋探了过去,而这时候,那黑乎乎的沙发下,忽然爬出一只已经腐烂的手来。 „Fuck!” Qin Chao frightens the scalp to blast out, whole body tingles with numbness, in the future will fall, the whole person brings the sofa to raise together but actually, falls on the ground. “我靠！”秦朝吓得头皮炸开,浑身发麻,往后跌去,整个人带着沙发一起掀倒,摔在地上。 But at this time, the below of that sofa Kong Kong/ Vacant was also turbulent, anything did not have. 而这时候,那沙发的下面又空空荡荡的,什么都没有。 „Father damn!” Qin Chao has traced cold sweat, it seems like today was exhausted, is the illusion. “老子见鬼了！”秦朝摸了一把冷汗,看来今天是累坏了,全是幻觉。 „Hi, others are not a ghost!” But afterward, a very sweet female voice, resounds behind him. “嗨,人家可不是鬼呢！”但随后,一个很甜的女声,在他背后响起。