Chapter 32 is my chef 第32章做我的厨师吧 „!” In very early in the morning, Qin Chao by an extremely grating squeal awaking with a start. “啊！”一大早上,秦朝就被一声极其刺耳的尖叫声给吓醒。 „Very early in the morning, does this is do!” Neighbor that little husband and wife protests immediately. The little husband is elegant, asked loud. “大清早的,这是干嘛啊！”邻居那小夫妻立刻抗议起来。小丈夫还算文雅,高声问道。 But his wife was very agile and fierce, pats the wall to bellow. 而他的妻子就很剽悍了,拍着墙大吼。 „You watch a pieces to be able the dot sound!” “你他妈的看a片能不能小点声！” „Your his mother looks at a piece that!” Qin Chao is angry immediately, jumped from the sofa, a palm pats toward the wall on. “你他妈才看a片那！”秦朝顿时大怒,从沙发上跳起了起来,一掌向着墙上拍去。 Only hears Bang one, that wall was patted immediately has broken to pieces one, the big places outer surface splashes, Qin Chao were also made dirtily. 只听见砰地一声,那墙顿时被拍碎了一块,大片地墙皮飞溅出来,秦朝自己也被弄得灰头土脸的。 „I force Uncle, does!” He looks that laid out a wall surface that is in charge, while loving dearly, is also startled. He looked at his hand, this understands. Originally his body has absorbed the soul of that demoness thoroughly, finally the breakthrough, has been the Tempered Qi stage. “我勒个大爷的,怎么搞的！”他看着那被拍出掌印的一块墙面,在心疼的同时,也在吃惊。他看了一下自己的手,这才明白过来。原来他的身体已经彻底吸收了那女鬼的魂魄,终于突破,达到了炼气的阶段。 From now on, he reluctantly was the Cultivation catechumen, later was also Devil Soul. Later, even if body not Devil Transformation, can be the Devil Transformation intensity. 从现在开始,他勉强算是修真的入门者了,以后也就是个魔魂了。以后,就算身体不魔化,也能达到魔化的强度。 Has not waited for he pleasantly surprised time, the door of his bedroom Bang was trampled suddenly. Then, in wears the pink underwear, outside has thrown over the attractive miss of red windproof coat, flushed from inside, in the hand is gripping the pillow, pounds to the head of Qin Chao. 没等他惊喜一下的时候,他自己卧室的房门忽然被人砰地一声踹开。接着,一个里面穿着粉色内衣,外面披了件红色风衣的漂亮姑娘,从里面冲了出来,手里攥着枕头,一头就砸向秦朝的脑袋。 „Animal, your this animal!” “禽兽,你这个禽兽！” „, Wait / Etc.!” Qin Chao was beaten savagely suddenly right in the face, hits muddleheaded. He retreat, will be avoiding the Su Ji crazy pillow attack in the future again and again. “等,等等！”秦朝被突然劈头盖脸地暴打,打的稀里糊涂地。他往后连连后退,躲避着苏姬地疯狂枕头进攻。 „Do you do? I incur you to annoy you!” “你这是干嘛？我招你惹你啦！” „Your this bastard, unexpectedly while I fall asleep, that...... Such I!” On the Su Ji face is hanging two lines of tears, no matter also brandish the arm time, suddenly Lou the infinite spring scenery, only goes all out to beat Qin Chao crazily. “你这个畜生,竟然趁着我睡着的时候,那……那样了我！”苏姬脸上挂着两行眼泪,也不管自己挥舞胳膊的时候,暴漏的无限春光,只拼命地狂殴秦朝。 But Qin Chao is a heavy line, he was understands what is heard what's the matter. 而秦朝更是一头黑线,他算是听明白到底是咋回事了。 „Wèi, you want!” Qin Chao snatches to seize that pillow, has not thought that Su Ji grasps is very tight, was flung above that sofa unexpectedly. Her windproof coat was pulled up, reveals the snow white flesh, that front wave tyrant...... “喂喂,你想多啦！”秦朝劈手夺过那枕头,没想到那苏姬抓的很紧,竟然被甩到了那沙发之上。她的风衣都被撩了起来,露出雪白的肌肤,还有那胸前的波霸…… „cough cough......” Qin Chao restrains own desire, has turned head forcefully. “咳咳……”秦朝克制住自己的欲望,强行扭过头去。 „You also play the fool!” Su Ji also realized own spring scenery released for the first time, blushes, has bound tightly own windproof coat, then asked fierce. “你还装傻！”苏姬也意识到自己春光乍泄,红着脸,裹紧了自己的风衣,然后厉声问道。 „If you do not have such, why my clothes did take off?” Saying, her successive is redder, sound actually low and deep, just likes the mosquito is ordinary. “要是你没那样,为什么我的衣服被脱掉了？”说着,她的连更加红起来,声音却低沉了下去,犹如蚊子一般。 „,...... The bloodstain in that room what's the matter......” “还有,还有……那屋子里的血迹是怎么回事……” „Bloodstain?” Qin Chao had a scare, the heart to happen to was not your will come! He jolts to go into the room, sees ground that towering bloodstain, immediately does not know whether to laugh or cry. “血迹？”秦朝吓了一跳,心到不会正好是你那个来了吧！他颠颠地跑到屋子里,看到地上那突兀地血迹,顿时哭笑不得。 „Eldest sister, is that is my nosebleed good!” Then, he draws back, looks that blushes is similar to apple general Su Ji, „I pledged that I am not really what kind of you. Yesterday saved you, you could not awaken. Clothes what, is you trades. You do not know that you do sleepwalk?” “大姐啊,那是我的鼻血好不好！”说完,他退出来,看着那脸红的如同苹果一般的苏姬,“我发誓,我真的没和你怎么样。昨天把你救回来,你就一直叫不醒。衣服神马的,都是你自己换的。难道你不知道,你梦游嘛？” „...... Right, originally I am sleepwalk......” the small mouth of Su Ji has become o, is suddenly enlighted, feels own sliding cheek to say tenderly that „how to have forgotten this, was sorry really that misunderstood you......” “啊……对了,原来我是梦游的……”苏姬的小嘴成了o型,恍然大悟,摸着自己的滑嫩嫩地脸蛋说道,“怎么把这个忘了,真抱歉,误会你了……” Suddenly, she has remembered anything, the complexion is scarlet, jumps, a foot Qin Chao kicking, then rides his body, both hands effort card his neck. 突然,她想起了什么,脸色大红,跳起来,一脚把秦朝给踢到,然后骑到他的身上,双手用力卡着他的脖子。 „Said that you saw many!” “说,你看到了多少！” „cough cough......” Qin Chao by the foray of Su Ji making, has gotten flushed in the face with anger ignorant, the gruff voice shouts, „I, my anything have not seen...... I am an honorable gentleman.” “咳咳……”秦朝被苏姬的突然袭击给弄懵了,脸红脖子粗地,粗声喊道,“我,我什么都没看到啊……我可是正人君子。” „Wizard believes your words!” Su Ji brandishes own small fist, has struck several fists according to the chest of Qin Chao maliciously. Let alone, this young girl also very has the strength, it is estimated that has practiced some karate what. Was only a pity that Qin Chao is the body of Cultivation, these fists trade to be other people possibly to spit blood three. But to Qin Chao, superficial, is more like flirts. “鬼才相信你的话！”苏姬抡起自己的小拳头来,照着秦朝的胸口狠狠地擂了几拳。别说,这小妞还挺有力量的,估计是练过一些空手道神马的。只可惜,秦朝是修真之体,这几拳换做其他人可能要吐血三声。但对秦朝来说,不痛不痒嘛,更像是调情。 „, Lies my wood has small little junior...... Qin Chao to send the pledge that a man has most been afraid really”, that Su Ji, this reluctantly a little believes doubtfully that no longer crazily hammers Qin Chao. „Had not seen that the dew point......” Qin Chao has been supplementing one at heart. “真的,撒谎我木有小jj的……”秦朝发了一个男人最害怕的誓言,那苏姬半信半疑地,这才勉强有点相信,不再狂锤秦朝。“没看到露点而已……”秦朝在心里补充了一句。 „That...... Could make me stand......” Qin Chao to refer to pointed out mistakes to ride in oneself Su Ji. Although this soft feeling is very good...... But, cough cough, after all a little irritable appearance. “那个……能否让我站起来……”秦朝指了指正骑在自己身上的苏姬。虽然这柔软的感觉很不错……但,咳咳,总归有点别扭的样子。 The Su Ji complexion is also scarlet, like had been gripped by the needle, shot from the body of Qin Chao, jumped to nearby sofa above. „Looks in such virulent pledge, for the time being believes your this time.” 苏姬脸色又大红,像被针扎了似的,从秦朝的身上弹了起来,跳到一旁的沙发之上。“看在这么恶毒的誓言上,姑且就相信你这一次。” „Was right!” Qin Chao just crawled, this young girl calls out in alarm one, frightens Qin Chao to sit falls down. Sees this, Su Ji cannot bear cover mouth to smile, „do you do, I am not Devil, looks such that you frighten.” “对了！”秦朝刚爬起来,这小妞又惊呼一声,吓得秦朝又坐倒在地上。看到这样子,苏姬忍不住捂着嘴笑起来,“你干嘛,我又不是恶魔,看你吓的那样子。” „You must really be Devil, I such will not have feared......” Qin Chao has remembered Rosie that girl, crawls, said that „you are I lead.” “你要真是恶魔,我就不会这么怕了……”秦朝想起了罗茜那丫头,又爬起来,说道,“你是我领导。” Then, sees Su Ji that strangely look, is busy at awakening. His, leads these two characters, the different meanings were too big. 说完,看到苏姬那怪怪地眼神,忙醒悟过来。丫的,领导这俩字,歧义太大了。 „cough cough, my meaning is, you are my boss.” “咳咳,我意思是,你是我上司。” „Goes, did not need you saying that I also know.” Su Ji showed the whites of the eyes, she is binding her windproof coat, was asking Qin Chao full of enthusiasm, „you so were timid, yesterday caught the demoness time, you were not very fierce? The words said that yesterday had the demoness really? I only felt one are absent-minded, fainted. Ahem, was your this fellow has filled the magic potion to me?” “去,不用你说我也知道。”苏姬翻了个白眼,她裹着自己的风衣,兴致勃勃地问着秦朝,“你怎么这么胆小啊,昨天抓女鬼的时候,你不是很厉害的吗？话说,昨天真的有女鬼么？我只感觉自己恍恍惚惚的,就昏过去了。哼哼,是不是你这家伙给我灌了迷魂汤了？” „Puts...... Volume, nonsense!” In front of Beauty, Qin Chao almost could not bear explode the sentence thick mouth. He coughs two, said that „where has any demoness, yesterday had the male student to disturb intentionally, had been taught by me. Your courage small does not make every effort to succeed, blames anyone.” “放……额,胡扯！”在美女面前,秦朝差点忍不住爆了句粗口。他干咳两声,说道,“哪里有什么女鬼,昨天是有男生故意捣乱,被我教训了一顿。你自己胆子小不争气,怪谁。” „Whose courage is small!” Heard said that Su Ji does not do immediately, argued, „I was courageous, was older than the boy...... The words said that I yesterday blurry probably saw, the ticket did ascend the sky voluntarily?” “谁胆子小啦！”听到这么说,苏姬立刻不干了,争辩道,“我胆子大着呢,比男孩子还大……话说,我昨天迷迷糊糊的好像看到,自行车飞上天了？” „Added that you are courageous!” Qin Chao said immediately that „has been scared, can your family bicycle ascend the sky?” “还说你胆子大！”秦朝立刻道,“都吓傻了,你家自行车能上天吗？” „This...... Su Ji purses the lips actually”, nodded. But afterward she understands that a foot pedal on the calf of Qin Chao, ablaze with anger said that „you were scared, said that I was courageous.” “这个倒是……”苏姬撅着嘴,点了点头。但随后她明白过来,一脚蹬在秦朝的小腿上,怒气冲冲地说道,“你才被吓傻了呢,都说我胆子很大了。” „I was hungry, your family has anything to eat does not have!” Su Ji such as faded suddenly eggplant, the dispirited paralysis on the sofa, „this young lady must starve to death, last night had not eaten the thing, eats to the point, boss......” “我饿了,你家有什么吃的没有！”苏姬忽然如蔫了的茄子,萎靡地瘫在沙发上,“本小姐要饿死了啊,昨晚都没吃东西,给点吃的吧,老板……” „You last night made the persimmon to fry...... Qin Chao cold sweat that the egg ate obviously”, said to Su Ji. “你明明自己昨晚做了柿子炒鸡蛋吃的……”秦朝一头的冷汗,对苏姬说道。 „You blow, I will not prepare food!” Su Ji shows the whites of the eyes, pulled out the remote control with the fine small toe, the television whish one has shone. “你就吹吧,我才不会做饭呢！”苏姬翻着白眼,用精致的小脚指头拔了一下遥控器,电视机哗地一下就亮了起来。 „Makes going that eats quickly, this young lady must starve to death...... If were hungrily small my chest, you must take full responsibility.” “快去弄吃的去,本小姐要饿死了……要是把我的胸给饿小了,你要负全责。” „Starved to death you to result in......” Qin Chao to mumble, has smiled maliciously, „that hungrily was small, I am willing to take responsibility.” “饿死你得了……”秦朝嘟嘟囔囔地,不怀好意地笑了一下,“那就饿小吧,我愿意负责任。” „beautiful died you!” Su Ji shouts worn out, „I must eat meal, I must eat meal! In the family|home does not have the thing to call to go!” “美死你了！”苏姬有气无力地喊道,“我要吃饭,我要吃饭！家里没东西就叫外卖嘛！” „Goes has anything to be delicious.” Qin Chao by this Beauty being defeated, after is the younger sister of boss, if entertained inconsiderately deducts oneself wages to be possible on the gain does not equal the loss. “外卖有什么好吃的。”秦朝被这个美女给打败了,毕竟是自己上司的妹妹,要是招待不周扣自己工资可就得不偿失了。 This male servant arrives at the kitchen, starts to cook gruel to make the breakfast. Small girl likes sweet thing, therefore Qin Chao starts to cook the sweet potato gruel. 这厮到厨房,开始熬粥做早餐。小女生都喜欢甜的东西,所以秦朝开始熬地瓜粥。 „Hello, won't you prepare food really?” Qin Chao cooks gruel, while springs head, looks that sits looks at small Beauty of television on the sofa, asked that „you made the persimmon to scramble the egg last night obviously, moreover very adept appearance.” “喂,你真的不会做饭么？”秦朝一边熬粥,一边弹出脑袋,看着坐在沙发上看电视的小美女,问道,“你昨晚明明做了柿子炒鸡蛋啊,而且很娴熟的样子啊。” „Idiot, you do not know?” Su Ji white his eyes, in the remote control according to start, gives a cursory look and gains shallow understanding to change the channel that resembles, „woman will prepare food, must say one will not do. Thus, later marries, she did not need to prepare food.” “白痴,你不知道的么？”苏姬白了他一眼,按着手里的遥控器,走马观花似的换着频道,“女人就算是会做饭,也要说自己不会做。这样,以后结婚,她就不用做饭了。” „I force scratching......” Qin Chao is perspiration, any words did not say that drilled the kitchen directly. “我勒个擦的……”秦朝又是一头汗,啥话不说,直接钻厨房去了。 Other did not say that Qin Chao makes the guardian food to have one. Before long, in the kitchen flutters the fragrance of sweet potato gruel, flutters before the body of Su Ji. Small Beauty has attracted the nose, cannot help but followed this fragrance to arrive in the kitchen. 别的不说,秦朝做家长饭还是有一手的。不一会,厨房里就飘出地瓜粥的香味,飘到苏姬的身前。小美女吸了吸鼻子,不由得循着这香味走到了厨房里。 „Hello, you are not do not go to the kitchen, comes to do?” Qin Chao sees this greedy little girl, white her eyes. “喂,你不是不下厨房么,进来干嘛？”秦朝看到这馋妞,白了她一眼。 „Others can not help...... Moreover, was very hungry.” Saying, Su Ji was feeling oneself smoothly lower abdomen very much suffering from injustice. Saw that Qin Chao that stares the eye, small Beauty showed the whites of the eyes, takes up nearby flat-bottomed pan, has patted his head. “人家情不自禁嘛……而且,真的很饿了。”说着,苏姬很委屈地摸着自己光滑地小腹。看到秦朝那直勾勾地眼睛,小美女翻了个白眼,拿起旁边的平底锅,啪地拍了他的脑袋一下。 „pervert, where you toward look.” “色狼,你往哪里看。” „Others can not help......” Qin Chao smile, stirs up Su Ji to be angry. “人家情不自禁嘛……”秦朝嘿嘿一笑,惹得苏姬大怒。 „Died dead!” “去死去死！” Cooked the sweet potato gruel, has fried two eggs. Although is the most common breakfast, but why Su Ji does not know, eats fragrantly actually specially. 熬了地瓜粥,又煎了两个鸡蛋。虽然是最普通不过的早餐,但苏姬不知道为什么,吃起来却特别的香甜。 „This good......” small Beauty has patted the shoulder of Qin Chao, then did not pay attention while him, has robbed the frying egg in his tray, put the mouth, ate while said that „otherwise do not make security guard of school, was the chef to me. My one month opens to you...... Oh, 20,000 dollars!” “这不错……”小美女拍了拍秦朝的肩膀,然后趁着他不注意,抢走了他盘子里的煎鸡蛋,放到嘴里,边吃边说道,“要不然你别做学校的保安啦,还是给我做厨子吧。我一个月给你开……嗯嗯,20000块钱！” „Shit!” Qin Chao just ate the next sweet potato gruel, has spurted directly. „Is a chef, do you open these many to me?” “我勒个去！”秦朝刚喝下一口地瓜粥,直接喷了出来。“当个厨师,你给我开这么多？” „Are this many?” Su Ji selected the eyebrow, snoring snoring has been eating big gruel, then said that „the big chef in my family, the yearly salary was 1 million. What kind, can consider?” “这还多？”苏姬挑着眉毛,呼噜呼噜地喝了一大口粥,然后说道,“我家里的大厨师,年薪都是1000000的。怎么样,要不要考虑考虑？” „Considers as finished......” Qin Chao somewhat to move, but he shook the head, „I do not want to be for a lifetime the chef, perhaps which day your taste changed, the direct foot kicks to go out me, I may owe in a big way. I make my small security guard, at least does not need to worry about food or clothing, is not worried to be unemployed!” “还是算了……”秦朝真有点动心,但他还是摇了摇头,“我可不想做一辈子厨师,说不定哪天你口味变了,直接一脚把我踢出门,那我可就亏大了。我还是做我的小保安吧,起码衣食无忧,不担心失业啊！” „Your you, you really did not strive for progressing!” Su Ji expects too much immediately said that her Greed looks very much Qin Chao that is boiling the cauldron of sweet potato gruel, said that „such good opportunity gave you you not to want, was really a fool! Met me to say to Elder Sister that making her dismiss you directly, looked that you came not to be the chef!” “你你你,你这人真是不求上进！”苏姬立刻恨铁不成钢地说,她很贪婪地看着秦朝那口熬着地瓜粥的大锅,道,“这么好的机会给了你你都不要,真是个傻子！一会我就跟姐姐说,让她直接开除你,看你来不来做厨师！” „Ah? does not want......” “啊？不要啊……” „You said that do not want? Hey, the young girl, was obedient from Uncle......” “你说不要就不要？嘿嘿,小妞,还是乖乖从了大爷吧……” Comes Zhang Tui very formidable book «Gi Rongu Immortal Venerable» @~ extremely numerous - trivial class ~ the author has the feelings of love rippling hand in legend ~ likes big can step a view ~ 来章推一本很强大的书《鬼龙仙尊》@~极其猥-琐流哦~作者拥有传说中的春心荡漾手~喜欢的大大们可以移步一观~