Chapter 216gives a present to deliver the pig the meat
第216章送礼要送猪头肉Liu Changis not simple, Qin Chaois sighing with emotionat heart.刘畅不简单啊,秦朝在心里感慨。At this time, satalsospeaksinback rowLiu Chang.
这时候,坐在后排的刘畅又说话了。„Mr.Qin, Iremembers, previoustimewemeet, youinDongchuan City.”
“秦先生,我记得,上次我们见面的时候,你还是在东川市吧。”„Right, right, Itravel on official businessinDongchuan City.”Qin Chaodoes not wantto concealthismatter, thereforerepliedstraightforwardly, „alsohad, do not callmyMr.Qin, callingmeQin Chaoto be good.”
“对,没错,我在东川市出差。”秦朝并不想隐瞒这件事情,于是直截了当地回答道,“还有,不要叫我秦先生,叫我秦朝就好了。”„Good, calledyouQin Chao, Ok.”Liu Changalsovery muchsimplynods, „is only I am very strange, previoustimein the amusement park, seesyouto ride a bicycleprobably, drove pastfrom the water surface.”
“好,叫你秦朝,可以。”刘畅也很干脆地点点头,“只是我很奇怪,上一次在游乐园里,好像见到你骑着一辆自行车,从水面上开了过去。”„Right, right!”Shangguan Yanmentionedthis matter, was excited, „Ialsosaw! Alsohas, thistime. Youput out a hand, one that axebrushesflew.”
“对,没错没错!”上官燕提到此事,又兴奋了,“我也见到了!还有还有,这一次。你一伸手,那斧头就刷的一下飞过来了。”„Right, weare very curious, howQin Chaoyouachieve.”In the Liu Changeyeglitters the ray that Qin Chaocannot be understanding, thisBeautyas ifat heartis hidinganything.
“没错,我们很好奇,秦朝你是怎么做到的。”刘畅眼中闪烁着一种秦朝看不懂的光芒,这美女似乎在心里藏着什么。Howeveris hidinganything, Qin Chaoactuallydoes not know.
不过到底藏着啥,秦朝却并不知道。„cough cough, thatis only a magic.”Qin Chaois concealing, „actually, I, am interestedin the magicsince childhood. Likelyisthese, is actually one of the magic. Is the camouflageand so on, had nothingto say.”
“咳咳,那只是一种魔术罢了。”秦朝掩饰着,“其实呢,我这个人吧,从小就对魔术十分感兴趣。像是那些,其实都是魔术的一种。都是障眼法之类的啦,没什么可说的。”„Really?”Liu Changdid not speak, butShangguan Yanobvioussomedo not believethatquestionedasked.
“真的?”刘畅不说话,而上官燕明显有些不相信,质疑地问道。„Naturallyreal, wantsmeto giveyoutwoBeautyto performagain?”
“当然是真的,要不要我再给你们两位美女表演一下?”„Goodgood!”Shangguan Yanimmediatelyracket, but also is really lestworld not chaoticfellow.
“好啊好啊!”上官燕立刻拍着手,还真是个惟恐天下不乱的家伙。„IfMr.Qin Chaodoes not mind, Iindeedwantto experienceactually.”
“如果秦朝先生不介意的话,我倒是的确想见识一下。”„Good, belowon the time of testimonymiracle.”Qin Chaostops the car(riage)slowlyinroadside, thenhas turned around, extendedownboth handstotwoBeauty.
“那好,下面就见证奇迹的时刻吧。”秦朝把车缓缓停在路边,然后转过身去,对两个美女伸出了自己的双手。„Youlookedthatinmyhandanythingdoes not have.”
“你们看,我手里啥都没有吧。”„Um.”Shangguan Yanis impolite, but alsocame upto grabto readtwo, determined that indeeddid not haveanything, noddedto say.
“嗯。”上官燕不客气,还上去抓着翻看了两下,确定的确没什么东西,才点头道。„Good, quickwill have the thingto come out.”
“好,很快就会有东西出来了。”Qin Chaopours intoYuan QitoRing of Xumi, pulls outownto hitlighterfrominside.秦朝把元气注入到须弥戒之中,从里面掏出自己的打火机来。Thenhisboth handsgraspslightly, spreads outagain. Veryfinewindproofhitslighter, immediatelyappearsintwofemalefront.
然后他双手微微一握,再摊开来。一个很精致的防风打火机,顿时出现在二女的面前。„, Hasreally!” The eye of Shangguan Yanshines, butnearbyLiu Changdid not speak, was is only being tightly pressed the frown, as ifagainwas ponderinganything.
“哇,真的有啊!”上官燕的眼睛亮起来,而一旁的刘畅还是不说话,只是紧蹙着双眉,似乎又再思考着什么。At this time, Qin Chaothoughtifonewill read the planto be good, at heartwhathewantsto have a look atthisBeautyactuallyto thinkisanymatter.
这个时候,秦朝觉得自己要是会读心术就好了,他想看看这美女心里到底想的是什么事情。„Comesoneagain, comesoneagain!” The Shangguan Yanfirstshort distanceseesothersperform magic, veryexcited, the racketbeginsto shout.
“再来一个,再来一个!”上官燕第一次近距离看到别人表演魔术,十分的兴奋,拍着手嚷道。„Good, performsonetimeagain.”Qin Chaogripsboth hands, collects the smallgoodsinRing of Xumi.
“好吧,再来表演一次。”秦朝又握住双手,还是在须弥戒之中搜罗小物品。Inthisring the thingare too many, is mixedandchaotic. Qin Chaodoes not knowto look foranything, hasto bump intoanythingisanything.
这戒指里东西太多,又杂又乱。秦朝不知道找什么,只好碰到什么算什么。Therefore, puts out a hand, onebox of cigaretteappearsin his hands.
于是,一伸手,一盒香烟又出现在他手中。„Good!”Shangguan Yanindicatedto admire, „has not thoughtthatyourthisdreadfulmale studentalsoperform magic, canbe usedto pick up the little girl!”
“不错嘛!”上官燕表示佩服,“没想到,你这猥琐的男生还会表演魔术,可以用来泡妞哦!”„He He, fortunately, fortunately.”Qin Chaofeels the nose, the heart said that thisactuallygoodmeans.
“呵呵,还好,还好。”秦朝摸着鼻子,心道,这倒是一个不错的办法。„Can handsome fellow, teachmethis, Ilater can also bringto pick up the handsome fellowto use!”
“帅哥,可不可以把这手教我啊,我以后也能拿来泡帅哥用啊!”Shangguan Yansaidin high spiritsthatQin Chaodripsto be in a cold sweatimmediately.上官燕兴冲冲地说道,秦朝顿时淌出了冷汗。„Volume, this, seeminglyisincorrect.”Qin Chaoshakes the headhastily, whichonmelooks forRing of Xumiagaintoyou. Thisthing, inCultivationis the rarething!
“额,这个,貌似是不行的。”秦朝连忙摇头,我上哪再找一枚须弥戒给你。这东西,在修真界都是稀罕物!„, Is really mean-spirited!”Shangguan Yancannot beardespise saying that „is notteaches a magic, notman, you.”
“切,真小气!”上官燕忍不住鄙视道,“不就是教个魔术嘛,一点都不爷们,你。”„cough cough, wehave acknowledged as teacher, have the school, cannotteach other peoplecasually.”Qin Chaosaidsuddenlyvery muchseriously, „, otherwiseyouthink, fullavenueinrunningmagician.”
“咳咳,我们都是拜过师,有门派的,不能随便传人。”秦朝忽然很严肃地说道,“不然你以为,满大街都在跑魔术师啊。”„Ah? that must acknowledge as teacher”Shangguan Yanwinks her attractivebigeye, „perhaps, does obeisanceyouto be the master, can.”
“还要拜师的啊?”上官燕眨眨她那漂亮的大眼睛,“或许,拜你做师父,也是可以的哦。”„No!” The Qin Chaoheartsaidthatthislittle girlwas too powerful, hurriesto blockhermouth, „the Sectcustom, passes onmaledoes not pass on the female!”
“别!”秦朝心道,这妞太强悍了,赶紧堵住她的口,“师门规矩,传男不传女!”„Fuck, not, suchfeudalism!”Shangguan Yanis not glad, „thisanythingage, but alsoplaysthisset. It is not good, todayImustacknowledge you as the teachermay not!”
“我靠,不是吧,这么封建!”上官燕不乐意了,“这都什么年代了啊,还玩这一套。不行,今天我非要拜你为师不可!”
The Qin Chaoheartwas chaotic, thislittle girl, howchewing gum, did not mountmelikely.秦朝心都乱了,这妞不是吧,怎么还像个橡皮糖似的,黏上我了啊。„Was good, Yanyan, sinceothersdo not wantto teach, do not feel embarrassedothers.”Liu Changhas held on the hand of Shangguan Yan, makinghersitto the seaton.
“好了,燕燕,既然人家不想教,就不要为难人家了。”刘畅拉住了上官燕的手,让她重新坐到座位上。„Snort, mean-spiritedman!”Shangguan Yancurls the lip, saiddiscontentedly.
“哼,小气的男人!”上官燕撇撇嘴,不满地说道。„Sorry, pleaseforgive, pleaseforgive.”Qin Chaoholds the fist in the other handagain and again, thisthing, but alsodoes not have the meansto teach.
“抱歉,请谅解,请谅解。”秦朝连连抱拳,这个东西啊,还真的是没办法教啊。„Snort, this.” A Shangguan Yaneyerevolution, „thatyouagainchangeonetime, makingmehave a lookagain.”
“哼,这样吧。”上官燕眼睛一转,“那你再变一次吧,让我再看看。”„Good, thisdoes not have the issue.”Qin Chaonods, thisactuallysmallmatter. Let alone a time, tentimesgood. ActuallyQin Chaohas not understood that the Shangguan Yanthoughts, othersBeautywantsto have a look, thisQin Chaotechnique.
“好,这没问题。”秦朝点点头,这个倒是小事情。别说一次了,十次都行。其实秦朝没明白上官燕的心思,人家美女是想多看看,这秦朝的手法。Perhaps, after lookingunderstands, oneselflearn.
说不定,看明白之后,自己就学会了呢。Qin Chaoboth handsgather, pretentiously, seeksin the ring. Yuan Qiescapecarelessly, has bumped intoonanythingfinallyfinally.秦朝双手合起来,装模作样地,又在戒指里寻找起来。元气胡乱的流走,最后终于碰到了什么东西上面。Inring, onthisthingissmallest.
在戒指里,也就这东西算是最小的了。In the Qin Chaoheartdecidesdarkly, spoke, whilehas pulled outfrom the ringthisthing.秦朝心中暗定,一边说话,一边把把这东西从戒指里掏了出来。„Under, witnesses the time of miracle!”
“下面,就是见证奇迹的时刻!”Whoknowsthatthisthingtakes, allpeoplewere scared the eyeball.
谁知道,这东西一拿出来,所有人都傻了眼睛。My goodness, thisis bringing the flower budsilklace, twopieces of isn't the thing of scallop, beingthatWu Xinlittle girlbra?
好家伙,这带着蕾丝花边,两片布加着带子的东西,不是那吴欣小丫头的胸罩么?Shit, howwash one's hands, tookthisthing.我勒个去的,怎么自己一抖手,把这东西拿出来了。Qin Chaofull headcold sweat, oppositetwoBeauty, is very splendidexpressions.秦朝满头的冷汗,对面两个美女,也都是十分精彩的表情。Liu Changis staring the bigeye, covers the mouth unable to speak.刘畅是瞪着大眼睛,捂着嘴巴说不出话来。ButthatShangguan Yan, thenexaggerated. Sheis holdingherupper body, as ifthisbrais notQin Chaotakesfrom the ring, general that butpulls outfromher.
而那上官燕呢,则更加的夸张了。她抱着自己的上身,似乎这胸罩不是秦朝从戒指里拿出来,而是从她身上抽出来的一般。„Fuck, you are anypostureAh?”Qin Chaosee the Shangguan Yanappearance, cannot bearsay.
“我靠,你这是什么姿势啊?”秦朝看到上官燕地样子,忍不住说道。„Yourthispervert! The old ladieslookedvery early in the morning, youwere not the goodthing!”
“你这个色-狼!老娘一早就看出来了,你不是啥好东西!”Shangguan Yanablaze with angersaidthat„said that youwereearly morningcalculate, mustlook atthistype of thingtous!”上官燕怒气冲冲地说道,“说,你是不是一早就计算好了,要给我们看这种东西!”„Thisis how possible!”Qin Chaohas scratchedheadcold sweat, saidthat„thisis the accident, is the accident......”
“这怎么可能呢!”秦朝擦了擦头上的冷汗,说道,“这是意外,是意外啊……”„Anyaccident, Ithinkyouamintentionally!”Shangguan Yankillsdoes not believe that thisis the accident, shelooks at the Qin Chaolook, looks likelooks at a dreadfulstrangekaoliang.
“什么意外,我看你就是故意的!”上官燕打死都不相信这是意外,她看着秦朝的眼神,就像是看着一个猥琐的怪蜀黍。„Goodgood, Ihave made a mistake, Isurrendered the general headquarters!”ButQin Chao, has hadto hold up the white flag. „Twoyoung ladies, did not say that whichyoumustgo, we can only pass the nightin the car(riage).”
“好吧好吧,我错了,我投降总行了吧!”秦朝无奈了,只好举起了白旗。“二位小姐,再不说你俩要去哪,咱们只能在车里过夜了。”Qin Chaowas saying, shrugs the shoulders, „I, naturallydo not matter. Does not knowthattwoBeautyare willingto accompanyme.”秦朝说着,耸耸肩膀,“我个人呢,自然是无所谓的。就是不知道,二位美女愿不愿意陪我了。”„Whois willingto accompanyyou, delivers toZhongshan Roadus!”Shangguan Yanhas given a Qin Chaosupercilious look.
“谁愿意陪你,把我们送到中山路去!”上官燕给了秦朝一个白眼。„Good, held on to your hat.” The Qin Chaoheart said that Uncle, finallythesetwolittle girlshandling. This year the head, does not mediateeasily.
“那好,坐稳了。”秦朝心道,大爷的,总算把这俩妞给搞定了。这年头啊,做好人不容易。Generally speaking, todayis good. At least, Long Bei'erthatlittle girlhandling. Just, the little girlisBaihe/Lily, was too regrettable.
总体来说,今天还算不错。起码,把龙贝儿那个妞给搞定了。只不过,那妞是个百合,太遗憾了。Thinks ofhere, Qin Chaoremembersanythingsuddenly, at the same timedrives, will look atonethrough the backing upmirrorsecretlyin the future, cannot bearask.
想到这里,秦朝忽然想起什么,一边开车,一头通过倒车镜偷偷往后看了一眼,忍不住问道。„Was right, twoBeauty...... That, Iveryaccidental, has not thoughtactuallytwoare so attractive, is actually...... Um, spills.”
“对了,二位美女……那个,其实我挺意外的哈,没想到两位这么漂亮,却是……嗯,拉拉。”„Spills?”Thistimewas one's turnLiu Changto be dumbfounded, shelooks atQin Chao, did not understandthissaying the meaning.
“拉拉?”这次轮到刘畅目瞪口呆了,她看着秦朝,不明白这话的意思。„Whatspills?”
“什么拉拉?”„Smooth, said that youconcave-convexwere a little graceful, youhad not acknowledged always!”Shangguan Yanis pointing at the Liu Changexquisitetip of the nose, saidtoher, „the meaning of spilling, is the lesbian.”
“畅畅,都说你有点凹凸曼了,你还总不承认!”上官燕指着刘畅小巧的鼻尖,对她说道,“拉拉的意思,就是女同性恋。”„, Isthis......”Liu Changnods, „Ifirsttimehear......”
“哦,原来是这样……”刘畅点点头,“我还是第一次听说……”Suddenly, Liu Changgained ground, the angersaid.
忽然,刘畅抬起头来,怒道。„Qin Chao! Youare the homosexuality!”
“秦朝!你才是同性恋呢!”„Yourmeaningis, aren't you homosexuality?”Qin Chaois selecting the eyebrow, „what do thatyougo tothatbarto make?”
“你的意思是,你们不是同性恋么?”秦朝挑着眉毛,“那你们去那酒吧做什么?”„Weare only, are onlycurious, plays......”Liu Changto saytwo, thoughtsuddenlythisreasonis very pale.
“我们只是,只是好奇,去玩玩……”刘畅说了两句,忽然觉得这个理由挺苍白。„Hello, ourtwoare the homosexuality, hasanyrelationswithyou!”Shangguan Yanextends the armsuddenlycarelessly, has blocked the shoulder of Liu Chang, huggedthisyoung girlinoneselfbosom, „illegal, madeyounot be feeling well!”
“喂,我们两个是同性恋,和你有什么关系啊!”上官燕忽然大大咧咧地伸出手臂,拦住了刘畅的肩膀,把这小妞搂在了自己怀里,“违法啊,还是让你不爽啊!”Saying, Shangguan Yanseems likedemonstration, puts out a hand, has graspedtwoin the Liu Changfront.
说着,上官燕貌似示威似的,伸出手来,在刘畅的胸前抓了两把。„Feelis good, do youwantto trytwo?”
“手感不错哦,你要不要试两下?”„Yanyan, youmustdie!”Liu Changis red in the face, air/Qiandowngood friendcreate a disturbance.
“燕燕,你要死啦!”刘畅面红耳赤,气的和自己的好朋友打闹起来。TwoBeautycreate a disturbancein the back row, Qin Chaoby the backing upmirror, it can be said thathas an eyeful.
两个美女在后排打闹,秦朝透过倒车镜,可以说是大饱眼福。Twolittle girlstaturesare both good, veryconspicuous.
两个妞身材都不错,十分的惹眼。Ifreceivesto beharemthem, thatshouldbe a howhappymatter, aha!
如果把她俩都收做后宫的话,那该是件多么幸福的事情啊,啊哈哈!„Yourpervert, looks atanythingto look!”Shangguan Yantook offownbootssuddenly, throws the head of Qin Chao.
“你个色-狼,看什么看!”上官燕忽然把自己的靴子脱了下来,丢到了秦朝的头上。Fuck, suchviolence, considered as finished.我靠,这么暴力,还是算了好了。IsownBeautyis good, was so late, does not know that Su Jithislittle girlis makinganything.
到底是自家的美女好啊,这么晚了,不知道苏姬这妞在做什么呢。Thought ofSu Ji, Qin Chaohas thought of a serious issuesuddenly.
一想到苏姬,秦朝忽然想到了一个更严重的问题。ThatisSu Xianqin, thisbuddymustcomeSunan Citytomorrow!
那就是苏显秦,这哥们明天就要来苏南市了!Su Jialsosent the short noteto comein the afternoon, makingoneselfpreparewell. Howeverhe was only busy at work the Long Bei'ermatter, threwthismatterto the headbehind.苏姬下午还发了短信过来,让自己好好准备一下。不过他光忙活着龙贝儿的事情了,把这事丢到脑袋后面去了。Thisismustsee the futurefather-in-law, what can oneselfprepare?
这是要见未来的老丈人啊,自己要准备什么呢?Buys the nice winegoodsmoke? Butothers the bigrich and powerful people, anyliquoranythingsmokehave not seen.
买点好酒好烟?人家可是大富豪啊,什么酒什么烟没见过。
The words that thereforethisgives a present, oneselfseeminglydo not knowreallyshoulddeliveranygood. Cannot, carrytwojin (0.5 kg)pigmeat, foundMr.SuDa, thensaidtohimsmilingly.
所以这送礼的话,自己貌似真不知道该送什么好。总不能,拎上二斤猪头肉,找到人家苏大老板,然后嬉皮笑脸地对他老人家说道。„Father, thatanything. Imustmarryyourmiss, thisisunderme the gift from bridegroom's family to bride's family. Twojin (0.5 kg)pigmeat, sufficesto make dumplings.”
“爸,那个啥。我要把你姑娘娶了,这就是我下的聘礼。二斤猪头肉,够包饺子的了。”Fuck, ifreallyin this case, does not wait forSu Xianqin, Su Jicanchoke to death itselfdirectly!我靠,真要是这样的话,不等苏显秦,苏姬就能直接就地掐死自己!Thinks that the Su JiWrathappearance, Qin Chaois afraid.
想到苏姬暴怒的样子,秦朝就不寒而栗。
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