With the Ye Qing click issue function, the home page of fine Official website renovates, immediately turns into picture between the similar video live broadcasts. 随着叶青点击发布功能,精美的官方网站的首页刷新一下,立刻变成了一个类似视频直播间的画面。 The above has the provocative flavor publicity title, below is the high-definition live broadcast picture. 上方是极具挑衅味道的宣传标题,下面是高清的直播画面。 In the picture, can clear seeing, above the immense steel plate, fix two silver-white Mechanical Engineering Chair that together does not have the external decoration. 画面中,可以清晰的看见,一块巨大的钢板之上,固定了两张没有外饰的银白色机械工学椅。 Because of the issue of angle, in the picture does not have the means to see the Mechanical Engineering Chair front steel structure rack, this also lets more than 1000 customer(s) in website, in seeing this slogan, after live broadcast video, somewhat inexplicable curiosity. 因为角度的问题,画面里没办法看见机械工学椅前面的钢结构架子,这也让网站里的一千多名用户,在看见这条宣传语,和直播视频后,有些莫名的好奇。 In more than 1000 online customer(s) that the backstage demonstrates ; 1/4 st, water army ; 2/4 nd, looks at the commentary curious customer(s), other 1/4 are Mechanical Engineering Chair true customer(s). 后台显示的一千多名在线用户中,四分之一是水军,四分之二是过来看评论的好奇用户,另外四分之一就是机械工学椅的真正用户。 Has banner title one of the provocation, these curious customer(s), explode with water army immediately. 极具挑衅的横幅标题一出,这些好奇的用户,和水军立刻炸了。 They post in the forum, some scolded the business to overreach oneself, some are brushing the commentary crazily, said a bit faster a bit faster, how I must experience the business to counter-attack these water army. 他们纷纷在论坛中发帖,有的骂商家不自量力,有的在疯狂刷评论,说快点快点,我要见识一下商家如何反击那些水军。 Ye Qing is staring at the website control backstage, the online customer(s) digit that the backstage demonstrates, as Ye Qing unfurls the banner and clears the video live broadcast, starts doubled and re-doubled doubled and re-doubled turns upward. 叶青在盯着网站控制后台,后台显示的在线用户数字,随着叶青打出横幅和开通视频直播,开始成倍成倍的往上翻。 Looks has increased to 5000 many online population, Ye Qing decided to wait till more population time time, formally starts his demonstration again. 看着已经增加到了五千多的在线人数,叶青决定等到更多人数时候时候,再正式开始他的展示。 As the post in forum are getting more and more, Ye Qing taps the head suddenly, hurries to telephone to Vision Company Director-General Yan Zhaoge. 随着论坛里的帖子越来越多,叶青忽而一拍脑袋,赶紧打电话给幻视公司的总裁燕赵歌。 „In a big hurry , helping me in the video live broadcast of Official website, adds the barrage function.” “快快,帮我在官方网站的视频直播里,加入弹幕功能。” „barrage?” Yan Zhaoge looks like had not discovered the banner of Ye Qing issue, after crossing for a half minute, Yan Zhaoge inspires in the telephone: „You...... this title too...... was also overbearing.” “弹幕？”燕赵歌看来还没发现叶青发布的横幅,过了半分钟后,燕赵歌在电话里倒吸气:“你……这标题也太……霸道了些。” „How do you prepare to counter-attack?” “你准备如何反击？” „You are waiting, gives me ten minutes, the barrage function plug-in unit, our here has the ready-made pattern plate, I help you do immediately, do seven color barrage.” “你等着,给我十分钟,弹幕功能插件,我们这边有现成模版,我立刻帮你搞,搞七彩弹幕。” Yan Zhaoge inquired on hanging up the phone without enough time, as was attracted by the topic, entered customer(s) of Official website to be getting more and more, the title that Ye Qing made, ran around spreading the news by more and more customer(s). 燕赵歌来不及询问就挂掉电话,而随着被话题吸引,进入官方网站的用户越来越多,叶青打出的标题,被越来越多的用户奔走相告。 merely most of them, hug were looking that the joke mentality comes. 只是他们大多数,是抱着看笑话心态来的。 As the saying goes watches the fun does not dislike the matter to be big, they arrive in the respective active forum to post in abundance, in very exaggerating words and expressions, describes the action of Mechanical Engineering Chair Official website. 俗话说看热闹的不嫌事大,他们纷纷到各自活跃的论坛中发帖,用非常夸张的词语,来形容机械工学椅官方网站的这个举动。 【The hā hā unscrupulous merchant must start to wash, everyone surrounds quickly.】 【哈哈无良商家要开始洗地了,大家快去围观。】 【Business in the steel plate upper garment two chairs, said that must hit our faces, what making us experience is the true industry, we go to the experience quickly!】 【商家在钢板上装了两把椅子,说是要打我们的脸,让我们见识什么叫真正的工业,我们快去见识呀！】 【The business live broadcast hangs the chair, the chair is motionless, everyone surrounds quickly.】 【商家直播挂椅子,椅子一动不动,大家快去围观。】 【Everyone goes the experience with me quickly, what is the true industrial technology, right the — — live broadcast hangs the technology of chair.】 【大家快跟我去见识,什么叫真正的工业技术,没错——直播挂椅子的技术。】 On Weibo, some people start unceasingly Lu Tianjun mechanical forerunner ID, said that is the business must make you experience the true industrial technology, you surround quickly. 微博上,也有人开始不断@卢天军的机械先行者ID,说是商家要让你见识一下真正的工业技术,你快去围观。 ............ ………… Useless ten minutes, after seven minutes, in the Official website live broadcast video, brushed Article 1 red barrage. 没用十分钟,七分钟后官方网站直播视频中,就刷出了第一条红色弹幕。 【barrage handles!】 【弹幕搞定！】 This definitely is the Yan Zhaoge round, this barrage, has risen the audience of more than 50,000 online population, renovates the homepage in abundance, discovered that new continent, stays behind the trail crazily. 这肯定是燕赵歌发的,这条弹幕一出,已经上升到了五万多在线人数的观众们,纷纷刷新网页,发现新大陆般,疯狂地留下自己足迹。 【Live broadcast hangs the brain remnant business of chair!】 【直播挂椅子的脑残商家！】 【I have wanted to know impatiently how the business washes the place to oneself.】 【我已经迫不及待的想要知道,商家是如何给自己洗地的了。】 【The trash chair finished firmly, that chair that truly the mechanical forerunner disassembles.】 【垃圾椅子坚定完毕,确实是机械先行者拆卸的那种椅子。】 【Although the quality trash of chair, the price is also expensive, but I want to say that who buys who is an idiot.】 【虽然椅子的质量垃圾,价格又昂贵,但我还是想说,谁买谁是白痴。】 【Laughs at me, does the business want to give on us class about screw drill hole?】 【笑死我,商家是想给我们上一节关于螺丝钻孔的课么？】 【Your this crowd of ignorant human, the business true industrial technology of I have experienced, everyone had not discovered, facial skin Exceed Grade of business is thick?】 【你们这群无知的人类,商家真正的工业技术我已经见识到了,大家难道没发现,商家的脸皮超级厚么？】 【hā hā everyone's good, I will be the future science and technology forum slightly will arrange, I must promote a flash news to everyone, I must let the business funny behavior, by many appreciation.】 【哈哈大家好,我是未来科技论坛的小编,我要给大家搞个大新闻,我要让商家搞笑的行为,被更多的人欣赏。】 【66, I go to the these reporter public numbers, making them visit together, how the business gives with the trash material the product, demonstrates the true industrial technology to us.】 【66,我去@那些记者的公众号,让他们一起来参观,商家如何给用垃圾材料制造出的产品,给我们展示真正的工业技术。】 barrage fell simply insanely, countless people were ridiculing that Ye Qing's does not consider resources bite off more than can chew. 弹幕简直疯掉了,无数人在嘲笑叶青的自不量力。 The live broadcast hangs the chair, this is the business to oneself the trash material does Mechanical Engineering Chair, wash place? 直播挂椅子,这就是商家给自己垃圾材料制造出的机械工学椅,洗地方式吗？ Ye Qing is holding the upper arm, disregarded these to blend massive water army barrage. 叶青抱着膀子,无视掉这些参杂了大量水军的弹幕。 Yes, Ye Qing this type clears the live broadcast in Official Website, adds the barrage function the way, created the best sending drain port to all water army. 是的,叶青这种在官网开通直播,又加入弹幕功能的方式,给所有水军创造出了最好的发泄口。 Only needs to register an account number, can speak freely before the innumerable audience, how wants black how black, this absolutely is their black most relaxed, most carefree one time. 只需要注册一个帐号,就能在无数的观众面前们畅所欲言,想怎么黑就怎么黑,这绝对是他们黑的最轻松,最畅快的一次。 Some words black they are even unable to continue watching, but here has not managed obviously, forbids their behaviors. 有些话黑的连他们自己都看不下去,可这里显然没有管理,来禁止他们这种行为。 Ye Qing and other online population of backstage, waits for the population more some times, without doubt demonstrated the effect is better. 叶青在等后台的在线人数,等人数更多一些的时候,无疑展示起来的效果更好。 And that side Master Craftsman , some preparatory work must be done. 并且精巧大师那边,也有一些准备工作要做。 The rhythm by this group of water army, with is believed fans of mechanical forerunner opinion, belt/bring flies. 节奏被这帮水军,和一些相信了机械先行者言论的粉丝们,带的飞起。 These extremely few few Mechanical Engineering Chair customer(s), already choice watching. 那些极少极少数的机械工学椅用户们,已经选择了观看。 Although they also felt, this type hangs the behavior on steel plate Mechanical Engineering Chair talks nonsense very much. 虽然他们也觉得,这种把机械工学椅挂在钢板上的行为很扯蛋。 However they cannot bear the anticipation, anticipating the business can with the way that they cannot guess correctly, demonstrates, Mechanical Engineering Chair performance. 但是他们又忍不住期待,期待商家可以用他们猜不到的方式,来展示一下,机械工学椅的性能。 They were spurted the turtle quickly, bought the chair to show off, countless people praised their nouveau riche. But now, these cannot afford the audience of chair, holds the opinion of mechanical forerunner to work as the imperial decree, schadenfreude ridiculed that their S compels. 他们都快被喷成了乌龟,原本买了椅子炫耀起来,无数人夸他们土豪。而现在,那些买不起椅子的观众们,捧着机械先行者的言论当圣旨,幸灾乐祸地嘲笑他们S逼。 After ten minutes, Master Craftsman runs, the report said the thing that Ye Qing wants has manufactured. 十分钟后,精巧大师跑来,汇报说叶青要的东西已经制作好了。 But this time audience, has risen 400,000, is the major forums, runs to come to see lively customer(s) with Weibo on. 而这时候的观众人数,也已经上升到了四十万之多,全是各大论坛,和微博上跑来看热闹的用户。 These are ground truth, does not have any zombie number. 这些可是实打实的真实数据,没有任何僵尸号。 Looks that the population growth becomes slow, Ye Qing moves the finger, opened the whole staff to ban the word function, later unfurled the Administrator special-purpose changes countenance banner. 看着人数增长变得缓慢起来,叶青活动活动手指,开启了全员禁言功能,随后打出管理员专用的变色横幅。 【Opens your eyes, demonstrated that started.】 【睁大你们的眼睛,展示开始了。】 After firing off the speech, Ye Qing closed banned the word function, later received the order spirit Master Qiao to run Warehouse, stood beyond the video picture, operated two Mechanical Engineering Chair with the production. 打完发言后,叶青关闭了禁言功能,随后接到命令的灵巧大师跑去仓库,站在视频画面外,用延长线操作两张机械工学椅。 【hā hā, I have smiled to faint in front of the computer.】 【哈哈,我已经笑晕在电脑前。】 【Business is not really concerned about face, I to must have a look, how this place do you wash?】 【商家真不要脸,我到要看看,这个地你们怎么洗？】 【Bought the Mechanical Engineering Chair person, is dead B, this saying I said.】 【买了机械工学椅的人,全都是死B,这话我说的。】 The innumerable audience waited for quick a half hour of still frame, finally moved. 无数观众们等了快半小时的静止画面,终于动了。 …… 喀喀 A unique mechanical joint motion sound, by the electric capacity microphone, transmitted near all audience ears clearly. 一阵极具韵味的机械关节运动声,透过电容麦克风,清楚地传递到了所有观众耳边。 Brushes the screen barrage crazily one calmly, because these two Mechanical Engineering Chair moved...... 疯狂刷屏的弹幕为之一静,因为这两张机械工学椅动了起来…… Main arm frame like the arm, has the rhythm rocks. 主支臂架像手臂一样,非常有节奏感的晃动起来。 …… 喀喀喀喀喀喀 Braces to rock along with the lord, Mechanical Engineering Chair five vice- brace, made unexpectedly had user-friendly, flexible rocking like palm. 伴随着主支撑臂晃动,机械工学椅的五根副支撑臂,竟然做出了极具人性化,像手掌一样的灵活晃动。 Extends and curls up to grasp! 伸展、蜷握！ Purely seat that is built by the machinery, at this time stands like one in the arena unexpectedly, boxer who prepares to challenge the powerful enemy, in moves both hands very much rhythmically. 纯粹由机械打造出的座椅,此时竟然像一名站在擂台,准备挑战强敌的拳击手那样,在很有节奏地活动双手。 400,000, are assemble from the innumerable forums and major Weibo, stares the big eye, prepares the audience who look at the business to laugh, works as the machine by the brain that the transformation of this immense pounds. 四十万,从无数个论坛和各大微博中齐聚一堂,瞪大眼睛,准备看商家笑话的观众们,纷纷被这个巨大的转变砸的大脑当机。 Fixes two Mechanical Engineering Chair on steel plate, unexpectedly...... unexpectedly...... 固定在钢板上的两张机械工学椅,竟然……竟然…… Turned into both hands of boxer instantaneously, has this type from the ancient times to the future immense transformation, who experienced? 瞬间变成了拳击运动员的双手,这种从远古到未来的巨大转变,谁见识过？ Ye Qing does not have opening to ban the word, but barrage became the blank at this time thoroughly , like the brains of innumerable audience. 叶青没有开启禁言,但此时弹幕彻底成了空白,和无数观众的大脑一样。 Left that Mechanical Engineering Chair, curls up suddenly five vice- mechanical arms, by very Standard, very specialized posture, aims powerfully front strokes. 左边那张机械工学椅,忽然蜷起五根副机械臂,以一个非常标准,非常专业的姿势,对准前方强有力的击打出去。 „Bang!” “砰！” In the audience thinks that stroked the air time, a dull thumping sound transmits everyone ear. 就在观众们以为击打了空气时候,一声闷响传递到所有人耳朵。 But the video picture also revolved, finally by a correct posture, making everyone see clearly, complete detail that this time demonstrated. 而视频画面随之旋转了起来,终于以一个正确的姿势,让所有人都看清楚了,这次展示的全部细节。 A sandbag! 一个沙袋！ Sews with leather, enough two meters high immense sandbags, by solid installment on front steel frame. 一个用牛皮缝制,足足有两米高的巨大沙袋,被结实的安装在前方钢架上。 „Bang!” “砰！” Right Mechanical Engineering Chair, from a curling up angle, stroked above the immense sandbag unexpectedly from one side. 右边的机械工学椅,竟然也以一个蜷曲的角度,从侧面击打到了巨大的沙袋之上。 Side hook! 侧勾拳！ Unusual Standard side hook wrestle posture. 非常标准的侧勾拳格斗姿势。 Because must protect the human body, therefore the Mechanical Engineering Chair five vice- mechanical arms, were limited the angle of rolling up. Now Ye Qing untied this limit, makes the audience experience finally, what is technology. 因为要保护人体,所以机械工学椅的五根副机械臂,被限制了蜷缩的角度。现在叶青解开了这个限制,也终于让观众们见识到,什么叫正在的技术。 „Bang!” „Bang!” „Bang!” “砰！”“砰！”“砰！” The Mechanical Engineering Chair thorough incarnation became the outrage(d) boxer, the side check, the right hand straight punch and thorn fist, overlapping fist. 机械工学椅彻底化身成了愤怒的拳击手,侧勾、右手直拳、刺拳,交叉拳。 A each agile specialized Fist Arts, strokes to the sandbag at the same time, just like the sharp sword, pricked the hearts of all audience ruthlessly. 每一种利索专业的拳法,击打到沙袋的同时,也如同利剑一样,狠狠刺入了所有观众们的心。 The immense sandbag, like the leaf that in the wind drags. 巨大的沙袋,像风中摇曳的树叶。 Two mechanical seats, cause the wind that the leaf drags. 两张机械座椅,就是使树叶摇曳的风。 One minute passes by, two minutes passed by, after five minutes, passed by...... 一分钟过去,两分钟过去了,五分钟后过去了…… Mechanical technology seat, like never weary boxer, outrage(d) wields the fist to the opponent. 机械工学座椅,就像永不疲倦的拳击手,愤怒的将拳头挥向对手。 These by water army that the travelling together business invited, these before thought that unscrupulous water army, at this time the cold sweat was dripping, both hands shivered. 那些被同行商家请来的水军,那些之前觉得肆无忌惮的水军,此时冷汗淋漓,双手颤抖。 They think very much, wants to continue to type, with excellent mental note, has discredited, slanders mechanical technology seat. 他们很想,很想继续打字,用早已大好的腹稿,来抹黑,来污蔑机械工学座椅。 Both hands that but, they shiver, with has never had the immense nervousness, causes them, even if including a character, a character cannot hit. 可是,他们颤抖的双手,和从未有过的巨大紧张心情,使他们哪怕连一个字,一个字都打不出来。 Powerful „bang!” „Bang!” The sandbag strokes the sound. 只有强有力的“砰！”“砰！”沙袋击打声音。 Every strokes one time, the hearts of all audience, with beating. 每一次击打,所有观众们的心脏,就跟着跳动一下。 It is not discrediting of noisy crowd, said Mechanical Engineering Chair low-quality? 不是一窝蜂的抹黑,说机械工学椅的质量不好么？ Does spatial have its table? 空有其表么？ The aluminum alloy welding technology of semblance does not reach a certain standard, does the material strength drop is easy to break? 外表的铝合金焊接技术不过关,材料强度下降容易断裂么？ Now, two mechanical technology seats, tear up the camouflage thoroughly the coat, exposes to have science fiction and structure of industrial aura. 现在,两张机械工学座椅,彻底撕掉伪装的外衣,展露出里面极具科幻和工业气息的结构。 With all machinery makers, all power seat manufacturers, all massage seat manufacturers, has never had the way, follows not to dare, the way of not being able to achieve, proves itself. 用一种所有机械制造商,所有动力座椅制造商,所有按摩座椅制造商,从未有过的方式,也跟不敢,根本做不到的方式,来证明自己。 Showed that own quality, proved dignity that oneself do not allow to discredit. 证明自己的质量,证明自己不容抹黑的尊严。 How long also did not know, in the video picture, that immense leather sandbag started to reveal the trace time of tearing. 也不知道过去了多久,当视频画面中,那巨大的牛皮沙袋开始露出撕裂的痕迹时候。 Finally...... 终于…… Had Article 1, barrage of complete commentary sent. 有了第一条,完整评论的弹幕发了出来。 【Mechanical Engineering Chair, I look like you to apologize, offers I most laughable dignity.】 【机械工学椅,我像你道歉,献上我最可笑的尊严。】 This commented bare has fluttered in the high-definition live broadcast picture, when this commentary disappearance time. 这条评论光秃秃的在高清的直播画面中飘过,当这条评论消失时候。 Following, is the tidal praise! 随之而来,是潮水般的赞美！ 【 I also made a mistake, a while I go to the live broadcast fan palm of the hand to look to you. 【我也错了,等会儿我去直播扇巴掌给你们看。 666, my his mother knelt down thoroughly, my face of business close to long-handled fan is quite sore. 666,我他妈彻底跪下了,商家这个巴掌扇的我脸好疼。 The mother asked that my why face swelled the pig head, I said by the Mechanical Engineering Chair fan. 妈妈问我为什么脸肿成了猪头,我说是被机械工学椅扇的。 Hit several thousand sandbags, replied me, did the aluminum alloy outer covering break? 打了几千下沙袋,回答我,铝合金外壳断裂了没有？ The senior welder who the specialty welds the 30 year passed by, the Mechanical Engineering Chair welding technology, the machinery cannot achieve such perfect. 专业焊接三十年的老焊工路过,机械工学椅的焊接技术,机械根本达不到这么完美。 hā hā your group of SB, how do not speak, initially did not scold the father, bought Mechanical Engineering Chair stupidly hung? 哈哈你们这帮SB,怎么不说话了,当初不是骂老子,买了机械工学椅的都是傻吊么？ Please tell me loudly, who is stupidly hangs? 请你们大声告诉我,到底谁是傻吊？ I am! I am! I am! I am! I am!...... 我是！我是！我是！我是！我是！…… That must promote a flash news slightly arranges? 那个要搞个大新闻的小编呢？ I in this, the both legs am soft, when my kneeling foot one hour said again. 我在这,双腿软着呢,等我跪足一个小时再说。 Big an eye opener, big an eye opener, my whole life only luck Mechanical Engineering Chair. A point that the business said right, was really what experiences is the true industry. 大开眼界,大开眼界,我这辈子只福机械工学椅。商家说的一点没错,真是见识到了什么叫真正的工业。 True industrial technology + 1! 真正的工业技术！ Hurries to order Mechanical Engineering Chair to help get over a shock, later who in black, I hit his big slap in the face with Mechanical Engineering Chair. 赶紧去订购一张机械工学椅压压惊,以后谁在黑,我就用机械工学椅打他的大耳刮子。 The hā hā chair has ordered! 哈哈椅子已订购！ 88,000, father goes to the work site to move bricks for 100 years, must buy! 八万八,老子去工地搬砖一百年,也要买！ Feels proud and elated, the hā hā domestic products military might, the Mechanical Engineering Chair match is high, after this, who dares to be black it, I issues him to look this video. 扬眉吐气,哈哈国货威武,机械工学椅赛高,从此之后,谁敢黑它,我就把这视频发给他看。 Right, I also record, I must reprint the major forums, fan these dare to be black ruthlessly my big Mechanical Engineering Chair stupidly hangs. 对对对,我也录了像,我要转载到各大论坛,狠狠扇那些敢黑我大机械工学椅的傻吊。 děng děng|etc|wait, everyone was calm to listen to me saying that was that day the mechanical forerunner of pig, drew cash to be black my big Mechanical Engineering Chair. 等等,大家都冷静一下听我说,是那个日了猪的机械先行者,拿钱黑我大机械工学椅子的。 Ahhh burns him! 】 啊啊烧死他！】