Long clown, even if the brain is not easy-to-use is unimportant. 长的丑,哪怕脑子不好用都不要紧。 When this half hour, two silly big worked, the movement that even stops actually does not have. 这都半小时了,两名傻大个干活时,硬是连停顿的动作都没有。 These a half hour, these two have completed the work loads of five people, the quality also Exceed Grade stick, at least compared with side these undecided worker two scales. 就这半小时,这俩已经完成了五个人的工作量,质量还超级棒,起码比旁边那些三心二意的工人们强了两个档次。 Takes a look at this position working efficiency, perfect to cannot simply again perfect, the international model of bearing the burden of responsibility. 瞧瞧这辆位干活效率,简直完美到不能再完美,任劳任怨的国际楷模。 Liu Wenhu thinks deliciously, on several days, have mixed with this man old before his time ripe, make him lead two big nephews, go to demand payment with oneself. 刘文虎美滋滋想到,等过上几天,和这名小老头混熟了,就让他带着倆大侄子,去跟自己要账去。 Does business, unavoidably some bad debts. These two belts in the past, toward that pestle, what last century bad debts estimate can probably come back. 做生意嘛,难免有些烂账。把这两位带过去,朝那一杵,什么上个世纪的烂账估计都能要回来。 Entered the duty procedure to handle quickly, Liu Wenhu gave Crafts One three points of copy, asked that his bank card number was many, on 15 th of every month paid out the wages, when the time comes punched the clock directly. 入职手续很快办好了,刘文虎把三分复印件交给巧一,又问他银行卡号是多少,每月15号发工资,到时候直接打卡。 „No, the remote place place, goes to a bank to walk for several days, where manages what bankcard, to cash then it will be alright.” “没有,穷乡僻壤地方,去趟银行要走几天,哪办什么银行卡,给现金就行。” „Becoming, is well dry, three months later dry/does good to you rising wages.” Liu Wenhu turns over to excitedly excitedly, is not willing to relax on the wages. “成,好好干,三个月后干的好就给你涨工资。”刘文虎激动归激动,可一点也不愿意在工资上面放松。 Crafts One in that hey hey straight nod. 巧一在那嘿嘿直点头。 Happen to for these days must rush delivery of goods, in the evening roughly must work overtime to nine points. 正好这几天要赶货,晚上约莫要加班到九点。 Liu Wenhu was happy the inspection to produce happily, these three people of working made him feel relieved, although Crafts One did not have the strength, but this fellow director can be good, with making several lifetime machinery processing, side old worker he directed several casually, can discover the old worker shortcoming pertinently, letting the person has to take. 刘文虎乐哉乐哉巡视生产去了,这三人干活让他非常放心,巧一虽然没力气,但是这家伙指挥才能非常好,跟做了几辈子机械加工一样,旁边老工人他随便指点几句,就能一针见血地找出老工人的缺点,让人不得不服。 Master Craftsman Crafts One is pinching into the duty procedure, shows the Zhongshan wolf type smiling face. 精巧大师巧一捏着入职手续,露出中山狼样的笑容。 Assembly assembly lines, two large-scale plastic injection molding machines and four CNC lathe lathes, are in the workshop the most valuable production machinery. 一条组装流水线、两台大型塑料注塑机、四台数控车车床、是车间内最值钱的生产机械。 As for these argon arc welding machines and submerged welding machine, stainless steel Cutting Machine Tool, drill press and dresser and so on, are not the valuable things, secondary market several thousand can buy. 至于那些氩弧焊机、埋弧焊机、不锈钢切割机床、钻孔机、打磨机之类,都是不值钱的东西,二手市场几千块就能买到。 Here, most expensive naturally is central that assembly line. 这里,最贵的自然要数中央的那条组装生产线。 Because of existence of this production line, can let Owen electric car Company, has the ability of production in enormous quantities electric car. 正是因为这条生产线的存在,才能让欧文电动车公司,拥有大批量生产电动车的能力。 Just in time at this time, had worker from walking the line in the operation hangs, lifts a row of electric car frame. 正巧这时候,有工人在操作自走行吊,吊运一排电动车车架。 Among these frames used the special steel pipe to string together, happen to was hanging two rows of 20 frames. 这些车架中间用专门的钢管串了起来,正好悬挂两排二十个车架。 The line hangs along the corridor walks, below does not have the machinery. 行吊沿着过道行走,下面是没有机械的。 Under the normal people will not hang toward the line walk, if the tripping pounds, hasn't been battered to death? 正常人也不会朝行吊底下走,万一脱扣砸下来,还不把人砸死了？ Why does not know, Ox One and Ox Two sees the line to hang the transporting thing time, immediately puts down in the hand the manual labor, under pursues star the same as pursue to the line hangs. 不知为何,牛一牛二看见行吊搬运东西时候,顿时放下手中活计,追星一样追到行吊底下。 „wèi wèi, you make what.” What operation line hanging is old worker, seeing these two silly big intently to hang along the line, almost soul not frightening. “喂喂,你俩做什么。”操作行吊的是名老工人,看见这俩傻大个直愣愣沿着行吊走,差点没把魂给吓出来。 „Under line hangs cannot stand Ah!” old worker operation line to hang several times, has not shunted these two, one side hurries to put the remote control. “行吊底下不能站啊！”老工人操作行吊几次,都没躲开这两人,赶紧把遥控器放一边。 Liu Wenhu who is inspecting the production line hears the sound, immediately angrily runs over. 正在巡视生产线的刘文虎听到动静,顿时气冲冲跑过来。 What's the matter, had just praised these two fools, will this violate muddily? 怎么回事,刚夸过这俩傻子,这会就犯起了浑？ „Is all right Boss.” Crafts One walks jadedly: „They like pursuing the line to hang, in childhood they have practiced the iron first-class honor, seeing the top of the head to have the thing, wants to wait for it to pound.” “没事老板。”巧一见怪不怪地走过来:“他俩就喜欢追行吊,小时候他们练过铁头功,看见头顶有东西,就想等着它砸下来。” Iron, and merit? 铁、头、功？ Do these two iron tower robust men also meet martial arts? 这俩铁塔壮汉还会武功？ Runs over worker that watches the fun to look at the alien person, watches these two height one meter nine several big fellows. 跑过来看热闹的工人看外星人似地,看住这两名身高一米九几的大块头。 This physique, if practices martial arts again since childhood, that...... that...... 这个体格,要是再从小练武,那……那…… „How that does, hangs to have no alternative but to open by my line?” Liu Wenhu stared the goldfish eye, had you not to give the solution greatly, you to the impulsion that I got the hell out. “那怎么搞,靠我这行吊不能不开吧？”刘文虎瞪起了金鱼眼,大有你不给出解决办法,你们就给我滚蛋的冲动。 „I thought that these frames are not heavy, or asked them to lift?” Crafts One dug the nostril: „Originally my gate works in other provinces, does like this. The light thing makes them lift, the heavy thing they do not lift in the time.” “我看这些车架也不重,要不叫他俩抬过去？”巧一挖了挖鼻孔:“原来我门在外省打工,就这样搞的。轻东西让他俩抬,重东西等他俩不在时候吊运。” „merely original Boss knocks on a door, the old back said that our big nephew can eat, does not give up the high wages, you is not so lavish like Liu Boss.” “只是原来的老板太扣门,老背后说我俩大侄子太能吃,又不舍得开高工资,不像刘老板您这么阔气。” What this man old before his time is saying, aren't these frames heavy? 这个小老头在说什么,这些车架不重？ worker and Liu Wenhu, is a heavy constipation expression. 工人们和刘文虎在内,都是一副重度便秘的表情。 A 20 frame adds two honestly transports the stick, enough 1300 jin (0.5 kg). The line hangs the shattering time, these frames, how many worker together stages must want, can the middle also rest two good? 二十辆车架加两根实心的起运棍,足足一千三百斤。行吊坏掉时候,这些车架,得要几名工人一起台,中间还得歇两次的好不好？ „Despising the person isn't?” Crafts One disdains saying: „My these two big nephew inborn strengths are big , the master of martial arts in pays respects Zhaizili practices martial arts since childhood, the big several hundred jin (0.5 kg) wild boars can carry full mountain to run.” “小看人了不是？”巧一不屑道:“我这俩大侄子天生力气大,又从小拜寨子里的武师练武,大几百斤重野猪能扛着满山跑。” „Boss you order to try, now you are their Boss, they listen your.” “老板你下个命令试试,现在你是他们老板,他们听你的。” One side Liu Wenhu's doubtful issuing order, really Ox One and Ox Two very clever letting arrives. 刘文虎半信半疑的下达命令,果然牛一和牛二很乖巧的让到一边。 After the line hangs falls, two big fellows single-handedly grasp firmly one to transport the stick, building lifts the big miss to be the same in the shoulder, relaxed lifts a 20 frame to the end of assembly assembly line. 等行吊落下来后,俩大块头一手攥住一头起运棍,搭在肩膀抬大姑娘一样,轻松的把二十辆车架抬到组装流水线的尽头。 Did the big hippopotamus that Liu Wenhu mouth open/stretch to become the waiting pulled a tooth, by some of his mother these two, I line of hanging maintenance money save? 刘文虎嘴巴张成了等待拔牙的大河马,靠他妈有这两人在,我岂不是行吊的维护钱都省了？ The line hangs the power consumption, track and gear must add the lubricating grease maintenance regularly, then can save the money. 行吊耗电、轨道和齿轮还要定期加润滑油脂保养,这下又能省了一大笔钱。 In Factory does not need to transport the heavy item in any case, Liu Wenhu, for does not make him two pursue the line to hang again, received the line hanging remote control simply. 反正工厂里又不需要搬运重物,刘文虎为了不让他两再追行吊,干脆把行吊的遥控器收了起来。 „hā hā” two human form machine tools, with joining of human form hoist crane, making Liu Wenhu confidence inflate the limit. “哈哈”两名人形机床,和人形起重机的加入,让刘文虎信心膨胀到极限。 Triumphal returns the General type to stand in the workshop high-spirited, directs two human form hoist cranes, transports a frame again. 凯旋将军样意气风发地站在车间里,指挥两名人形起重机,再搬运一回车架。 40 imitate the storm sign plastic plate electric car, is duty that tonight works overtime. 四十辆仿风暴牌塑料版电动车,是今晚加班的任务。 Looks at these two big fellows under own direction, the blushing air/Qi does not breathe heavily and circles to move the frame. Liu Wenhu Le Feng, thought that and other worker got off work, entrains again secretly very much on this man old before his time one side, told him to do the full three months of probation period secretly safely, when the time comes rose to him to 5000 wages. 看着这俩大块头在自己的指挥下,脸不红气不喘地又绕回来搬车架。刘文虎乐疯了,心想等工人下班,再偷偷把这很上道的小老头拽到一边,暗地里告诉他安安心心干满三个月试用期,到时候给他涨到五千工资。 Transports the frame again, Ox One and Ox Two obviously is more relaxed, lifts a long string frame to arrive at side Liu Wenhu the time, but also shows off lifts up high the frame. 再次搬运车架,牛一和牛二显的更轻松,抬着一长串车架走到刘文虎身旁时候,还炫耀地高举车架。 Calling out in alarm that worker one cannot constrain, thought that in the past Wang Tieren of oil field, it is estimated that did not have these two fellow strengths to be big. 工人们一遍压抑不住的惊呼,心想当年油田的王铁人,估计都没这俩家伙力气大。 Liu Wenhu again heartily laughed, but later his laughter, by strangling stubbornly in throat. 刘文虎再次哈哈大笑,可随后他的笑声,被死死的扼杀在喉咙中。 Ox One and Ox Two holds up a row of frame to show off the strength, but they put down the frame time, is very obviously relaxed, actually double both hands slide. 牛一和牛二举起一排车架炫耀力量,可他们放下车架时候,明明很轻松,却双双手一滑。 More than 1000 jin (0.5 kg) frames, pound immediately on the body of Ox One and Ox Two, hōng lóng pound to fall these two to the ground. 一千多斤的车架,顿时砸在牛一牛二的身上,轰隆把这两人砸倒在地。 The Crafts One villainous smile the sound, exchanged the panic-stricken expression later, shouted and wrangled: „Killed.” 巧一奸笑了声,随后换上惊恐的表情,大呼小叫:“啊出人命了啊。” Liu Wenhu and one group of worker bile frightened winds come out, more than 1000 jin (0.5 kg) things pound the human, not being battered to death? 刘文虎和一帮工人胆汁都被吓的飙出来,一千多斤重的东西砸人身上,不是把人给砸死了？ Crafts One also followed, the under foot is actually entirely still. 巧一也跟着了起来,脚下却纹丝不动。 Liu Wenhu and one group of worker swooped to go forward to lift up these frames, the nursing vigor causes. 刘文虎和一帮工人飞扑上前抬动这些车架,吃奶劲都使出来了。 „Was finished was finished.” Liu Wenhu desperate has cried, this is the industrial accident, his Boss must have full authority and responsibility. “完蛋了完蛋了。”刘文虎绝望的已经哭了出来,这可是工伤事故啊,他这个老板要全权负责。 „hou” a great roar of acoustic shock person eardrum, passed from the frame. Liu Wenhu and one group of worker is in a daze continually has not come sharply, was hit vigorously by one. “吽”一声震人耳膜的巨吼,从车架底下传了出来。刘文虎和一帮工人连发愣都没来得急,就被一股大力撞开。 Ox One and Ox Two, the item of reveal ominous light, stood from the ground slowly. 牛一和牛二,目露凶光,缓缓从地上站了起来。 „My pitiful big nephew, the head was broken.” Crafts One distant running off, the pulling throat of anxious to stir up trouble had shouted at this time. “啊我可怜的大侄子啊,脑袋被砸坏了啊。”巧一此时已经远远的跑开,唯恐天下不乱的扯嗓子大喊。 Just crawled Liu Wenhu from the hell, not with enough time pleasantly surprised. Sees Ox One and Ox Two, the sandbag big fist fierce hammer head, painful is yelling, the tank type rushed to the workshop central assembly line. 刚从地狱爬上来的刘文虎,还没来得及惊喜。就看见牛一牛二,沙包大的拳头猛锤脑袋,痛苦的大叫着,坦克样奔向了车间中央的组装生产线。 This is a stainless steel outer covering foundation, has entire transmission system, with being hanging the production line of processing support. 这是一条不锈钢蒙皮底座,有着整条传动系统,和悬挂加工支架的生产线。 A cow arm flings on the hanging support of production line, the thumb thick steel pipe support the harvesting grain sample falls down immediately. Afterward a cow jumping up production line, stretched out the arms along transmission system, roars to clash. 牛一胳膊甩在生产线的悬挂支架上,拇指粗的钢管支架顿时割麦子样栽倒。随后牛一跳上生产线,沿着传动系统张开双臂,吼叫着冲了出去。 The Ox Two incarnation became Hulk, both hands hold the fist, pounds the transmission foundation in that crazily. 牛二化身成了绿巨人,双手抱成拳头,在那狂砸传动底座。 „hōng hōng hōng” pounds a big hole, the transmission board of outer layer, the slip of paper type disperses everywhere. “轰轰轰”一砸一个大坑,外层的传动板,纸片样四处飞散。 Became the production line like encountering the tank steamroll, the transmission place broke to disperse the meat muffin, was hanging processing device, air operated device on and illumination device support, has flown does not know where departed. 成条生产线如同遭遇了坦克碾压,传动座散架散成了肉松饼,悬挂支架上的加工设备、气动设备、照明设备,早已飞到不知哪离去。 „Aiya my big nephew, the head was broken, the mental illness manifested suddenly Ah!” “哎呀我的大侄子啊,脑袋都被砸坏了,神经病都发作了啊！” The Crafts One member grasped firmly is whole face stupid Liu Wenhu, in the look all was cunning and shadow glitters in the jump. 巧一一把手攥住了全是满脸痴呆的刘文虎,眼神中全是诡诈和阴影在跳跃闪烁。 „Boss of your black heart, looked that our big nephew strength is big, makes them lift up thousand jin (0.5 kg) device.” “你这黑心的老板啊,看我俩大侄子力气大,就让他们去抬上千斤的设备啊。” „My grass were you insane?” Liu Wenhu awakens: „Was not you said that they can lift up, I called them to lift?” “我草你疯了？”刘文虎惊醒过来:“不是你说他们能抬动,我才叫他们抬的么？” „Is you looked obviously our big nephew is upright, hangs the electrical bill to ask them to lift for the provincial bank, now their brain was broken.” Crafts One cries the day of mourning place: „I said that the frame is not heavy, do you make them lift 20?” “明明是你看我俩大侄子忠厚老实,为了省行吊电费才叫他们去抬的,现在他俩脑子被砸坏了。”巧一哭天丧地:“我说车架不重,你就让他们抬二十个？” „All worker heard, you are call them to lift, you seriously violate the production safety rules, has complete disregard for human life.” “所有工人都听到了,你是叫他们俩去抬的,你这是严重违反生产安全守则,草菅人命。” „hōng hōng” is the traffic accident type immense impact noise, entrained from the quarrel Liu Wenhu. “轰轰”又是车祸样的巨大撞击声,把刘文虎从争吵中拽了出来。 Then Liu Wenhu discovered panic-stricken, these two fall into the crazy iron tower guy, a person is responsible for an injection molding machine, pounds the plastic type pounding injection molding machine components to fly horizontally. 然后刘文虎惊恐地发现,这两位陷入疯狂的铁塔大汉,正一人负责一台注塑机,砸塑料样砸的注塑机零件横飞。 Outer covering? 外壳？ The outer covering is the thin iron sheet, was torn by the brute force early, inside various lines, the air operated pipelines and circuit wafer these, pounded moving pounds, pounds motionless pulls. 外壳都是薄铁皮,早被蛮力扯开了,里面的各种线路、气动管道、电路板这些,砸的动就砸,砸不动就扯。 Happen to air operated system of injection molding machine has many seamless tubes, was also pulled by Ox One and Ox Two, in hand, when golden cudgel type chaotic dance. 正好注塑机的气动系统里有不少无缝管,被牛一牛二也扯了出来,拿在手里当金箍棒样乱舞。 Two very precise, the construction cost over 1 million injection molding machines, under greeting of Ox One and Ox Two, wanted less than one minute, became the inventor to come thoroughly, must shake the head to say tattered existence that desperately could not fix. 两台十分精密,造价过百万的注塑机,在牛一牛二的招呼下,只要了不到一分钟,就彻底成为发明者来了,也要绝望摇头说修不好的破烂存在。 „Quickly, I asked you to make them two stop quickly.” Which Liu Wenhu can also give a thought to the quarrel, nasal mucus tears holds on the withered palm of Crafts One: „Is making him two get down insanely, the entire production workshop wants the chassis abandonment.” “快,我求求你快让他们两停下来啊。”刘文虎哪还顾得上争吵,一把鼻涕一把泪的拉住巧一的枯槁手掌:“在让他两疯下去,整个生产车间都要车体报废。” „Aiya my big nephew, the head was broken, the mental illness manifested suddenly Ah!” Crafts One no matter these, continue to repeat in that similarly. “哎呀我的大侄子啊,脑袋都被砸坏了,神经病都发作了啊！”巧一才不管这些,继续在那重复着同样的话。 „hou” destroys the expensive injection molding machine, a Ox One and Ox Two savage vision revolution, aims at that several value ranking list third numerical control machine tools. “吽”破坏完昂贵的注塑机,牛一牛二凶残的目光一转,又瞄准那几台价值排行榜第三的数控机床。 „Prevents them in a big hurry.” Liu Wenhu handed over the vision of seeking help to these dumbfounded worker. “快快阻止他们。”刘文虎把求助的目光递向了那些目瞪口呆的工人们。 All worker did simultaneously draw back one step, what international joke damn it played? 所有工人齐齐退了一步,我靠开什么国际玩笑？