MF :: Volume #4

#324: robot that very dazzles


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This is impossible! 这不可能! Who can use the real machinery, perfect to simulate the human moving posture? 谁能用真实机械,完美模拟出人类运动姿态? Hollywood cannot achieve, Germany machinery Factory also cannot achieve. 好莱坞做不到,德国机械工厂同样做不到。 However subverts the Qiao Sheng'an imagination the visual picture, happened on the screen absolutely truly. 但是颠覆乔盛安想象力的视觉画面,千真万确地在荧幕上发生了。 This type with the urea chemical fertilizer pocket, with robot that the China most traditional thing camouflages, exposes the time for the first time before the audience, made the shock progress that is inconceivable. 这种用尿素化肥口袋,和华夏最传统东西伪装出来的机器人,第一次展露在观众面前时候,取得了难以想象的震撼效果。 robot chest front that shield shape Monster logo, becomes the object who the audience praised once again. 机器人胸前那块盾形巨兽徽标,也再次成为观众们赞美的对象。 So long as it as soon as appears, inevitably a represented feast for the eyes. 只要它一出现,必然代表了一场视觉盛宴。 Alert Robot pulled out a short club, aims two camouflaged armored assault vehicle. 警戒机器人抽出了一根短棍,指向了两辆伪装了的装甲突击车。 metal short club kā dā kā dā separating, turned into a science fiction sword. The lens enlarge rapidly, frame on the sword, the cutting edge there unexpectedly two extremely small denticles, in fast move back and forth. 金属短棍咔嗒咔嗒弹开,变成了一柄科幻战刀。镜头急速放大,定格在战刀上,刀口那里竟然有两道极其微小的锯齿,在快速来回移动。 The fight starts. 战斗就此打响。 Two truck discard the camouflage thoroughly, reveals inside attack Combat Vehicle, two Combat Vehicle above remote control machineguns also open fire. 两辆货车彻底抛掉伪装,露出里面的突击战车,两辆战车上面的遥控机关炮同时开火。 Alert Robot hit retreat one after another, the machinegun of immense kinetic energy, in the Alert Robot dark golden body, leaves behind the bullet hole finally. 警戒机器人被打的接连后退,巨大动能的机关炮,也终于在警戒机器人暗金色的身躯上,留下浅浅弹痕。 But when Alert Robot moves suddenly, enters dodges the condition to be close to attack the vehicle hour high-speed, closely is following the lens, caught the bullet hole in its dark golden color body unexpectedly clearly, is recovering slowly. 可是当警戒机器人陡然移动,进入高速闪避状态去接近突击车时,紧紧跟随着的镜头,竟然清晰捕捉到了它暗金色身躯上的弹痕,在缓缓复原。 Under the large flame, the Alert Robot whole body just like the golden god fire to burn, the sword has delimited, attacks Combat Vehicle behind to cut the tofu to be cut equally. 火舌下,警戒机器人浑身犹如金色神火在燃烧,战刀划过,突击战车的后面切豆腐一样被切割开来。 The special operations forces squad in Combat Vehicle, the soul must be frightened the exsomatize. 战车里的特战小队,灵魂都要被吓到离体了。 Is this wha ghost thing? 这是什鬼东西? Another Combat Vehicle starts to run away crazily, finally met in the halfway actor who is opening truck...... 另一辆战车开始疯狂逃窜,结果在半路遇到了开着货车的男主角…… In the truck compartment, is Plasma Battery consumes exactly, mobile mechanics repair spider that needs to return to the spaceship interior supplement energy. 货车车厢里,恰好是电浆电池消耗完毕,需要回飞船内部补充能源的机械维修蜘蛛。 The actors just want with the headlight high beam attacks Combat Vehicle to meet the lamp, before a bullet punctures keeps out the wind, the chisel same bored a hole through the chest. 男主角刚想跟开着远光的突击战车会灯,就被一颗子弹打穿前挡风,凿子一样凿穿了胸膛。 The service spider that the power consumption, enters the dormant state was robbed, the male lord lies down in ground hēng hēng chirp. 电能消耗完毕,进入休眠状态的维修蜘蛛被抢走,男主躺在地上哼哼唧唧。 What a pity accompanies in his side is not the female friend, but lifts gun the foreigner special operations forces team member who extorts evidence. 可惜陪在他身旁的不是红颜知己,而是举枪逼供的国外特战队成员。 What background they pressed for an answer actor, why will have distantly leads at present powerful robot of scientific and technological standard? 他们逼问男主角到底什么来路,为何会有远远领先目前科技水平的强悍机器人 The orange-red flowing light, from the day that side, streaks across the nighttime sky to come together. 一道橙红流光,自天的那边,划破夜空呼啸而来。 Lacerated the air the sound, blotting out the sky stirred. Covers in the brilliant orange-red brilliance the mysterious object, drops from the clouds. 割破空气的声响,铺天盖地的鼓荡了过来。笼罩在绚烂的橙红光辉中神秘物体,从天而降。 That is one has four columns, the crown is together the silver mercury mirror surface metal machine, on the machine four columns, engraved the inexplicable totem pattern. 那是一台拥有四根立柱,顶部是一块银色水银镜面金属的机器,机器上面的四根立柱,镌刻了莫名的图腾花纹。 After four columns cover the actor, sent out the ray unexpectedly, enters the extreme twist condition. 四根立柱笼罩男主角后,竟然先后发出光芒,进入急速旋转状态。 The surrounding space was twisted, the ray is hazy. 周围空间被扭曲,光线迷蒙。 This is the energy protects the shield generator, the special operations forces team sees the bullet unable to penetrate that matter ray, after throwing an grenade, hurried to escape. 这是能量护盾发生器,特战队见子弹无法穿透那层光芒,丢了颗手雷后慌忙逃跑了。 The grenade explodes, the actor protects in the shield generator in the energy, like looking at a smoke and fire, a sound does not have. 手雷爆炸,男主角在能量护盾发生器里,就像看一场烟火,连个声响都没有。 The silent smoke and fire ray, illuminated the famous movie critic Qiao Sheng'an hyperemia vision. 无声的烟火光芒,照亮了著名影评人乔盛安充血的目光。 The real-life scenery from attacking Combat Vehicle, again to the energy generator, is the real-life scenery. 实景从突击战车,再到能量发生器,全是实景。 This is not in certain movies, laughable, becomes spongy formation funny tools in the mold with the bubble. This is to make him unable to pick up any slight defect, as if Movie Director Ding Yin has the alien person to relate, looks for the real product that they borrow specially. 偏偏这不是某些电影中,可笑的,用泡沫在模具内发泡成型的笑死人道具。这是让他根本挑不出任何瑕疵,似乎导演丁引外星人关系,特意找他们借来的真实产品。 Especially that Alert Robot, dazzles very to the horizon, led the horizon, the silver-white head, the dark golden body, Qiao Sheng'an loved simply. 尤其是那台警戒机器人,炫酷到天际,也帅到了天际,银白色头颅,暗金色身躯,乔盛安简直爱死了。 If in the reality, really has this Alert Robot sell, watches 10,000 rotten pieces, is contrary to convictions to draw cash a round of movie criticism, he is also willing to receive in exchange for one. 如果现实中,真有这种警戒机器人出售,看一万场烂片,违心拿钱发影评,他也愿意换取一台。 Also, robot chest front that monster(s) logo, Qiao Sheng'an always thought where has seen. 还有,机器人胸前那个怪兽徽标,乔盛安总觉得在哪里见过。 As if in Weibo, he has the good friend of attention, sends chair opening a box to attempt, at the back of the chair has this logo. 似乎在微博中,他有位关注的好友,发过一张椅子开箱图,椅子背面就有这种徽标。 The movie to the critical moment, the actor had been mad, if hairspring. Three modeling science fiction detectors soar pursues the enemy at the same time, Alert Robot hugs the actor to dash in the spaceship direction. 影片到了关键时刻,男主角已经气若游丝。三架造型科幻的侦查器腾空去追击敌人的同时,警戒机器人抱起男主角往飞船方向飞奔。 Looked at the next time, the movie over the past hour. Qiao Sheng'an relaxes, the actor gene mapping of it seems like beforehand scanning, must apply with that going against heaven's will medical cabin. 看了下时间,影片才过去一小时。乔盛安松了口气,看来之前扫描的男主角基因图谱,和那台逆天的医疗舱要派上了用场。 It is not the tragedy is good! 不是悲剧就好! Qiao Sheng'an then dares to put out cell phone, turns looks for the historical trend of good friend. 乔盛安这才敢拿出手机,去翻找好友的历史动态。 The actors by the medical cabin saves at the same time, Qiao Sheng'an also found him to remember that picture. 男主角被医疗舱救活的同时,乔盛安也找到了他记忆中的那张图片。 Mechanical Engineering Chair, Monster Heavy Industry product! 机械工学椅,巨兽重工出品! everyone Great God, who told me, can Monster Heavy Industry make Alert Robot?” Qiao Sheng'an cannot attend to writing the movie criticism, in his brain all was just the Alert Robot natural back. 各位大神,谁来告诉我,巨兽重工到底能不能制造出警戒机器人?”乔盛安顾不得写影评,他的脑子里全是刚刚警戒机器人的潇洒背影。 Matches several cell phone shooting news one round of movie picture, the commentary same rises to the weeds immediately. 配了几张手机拍摄的电影图片的消息一发,评论立刻向野草一样疯涨。 hā hā our did Big Mouth Qiao also run to watch the movie?” 哈哈我们的乔大嘴也跑去看电影了么?” Movie is interesting, is attractive you not to apologize a bit faster?” “电影好看吧,好看你还不快点道歉?” Big Mouth Qiao thought that this movie can hit several points, can hit 100 points, is 99:99?” 乔大嘴觉得这部电影能打几分,能打100分,还是99点99分?” Where Qiao Sheng'an has free time to read the commentary, has waited till the movie big result, the leading lady with the help of actor, restores finally the space ship. Then in thin that the actor cries crash-bang, stands the scene that sees off in the field. 乔盛安哪有空翻看评论,一直等到电影大结局,女主角在男主角的帮助下,终于将星际飞船修复好。然后男主角哭的稀里哗啦,站在田野里送别的场景。 Qiao Sheng'an is sobbing, planned that puts out cell phone to look at the commentary. 乔盛安才唏嘘着,打算拿出手机看评论。 Although is very hackneyed stuff leaving result, but I was moved.” Qiao Sheng'an cleaned a corner of the eye secretly. “虽然是个很老套的离别结局,可我还是被感动了。”乔盛安偷偷擦拭了一下眼角。 Tune fast engine starts, please establish to jump coordinate points.” “曲速引擎启动中,请设置跳跃坐标点。” In search space recent black hole.” “搜索空间中最近黑洞。” Warning, coordinate points supposes for the black hole, the space ship will disappear thoroughly. If insists choice, please input the highest jurisdiction password.” “警告,坐标点设为黑洞,星际飞船将会彻底泯灭。如坚持次选择,请输入最高权限密码。” The leading ladies input one without hesitation long stringly 000, later enters the ignition countdown time in the tune fast engine, brings Alert Robot, goes down the space ship with the service spider. 女主角毫不犹豫地输入了一长串000,随后在曲速引擎进入点火倒计时时候,带着警戒机器人,和维修蜘蛛走下星际飞船。 The space ship soars, turns into a sunspot time, punctures the sky instantaneously. 星际飞船腾空而起,变成一个黑点时候,瞬间刺破天空。 In the field, sits in the actor who sweet potato geography áo áo cries, gū lōng one crawls, watched inconceivable was smiling toward the leading lady who he walked. 田野上,坐在番薯地理嗷嗷大哭的男主角,咕隆一下爬起来,不可思议地看住了微笑着向他走来的女主角。 áo áo 嗷嗷 In screening hall, audience wolf howling piece. 放映厅里,观众们狼嚎一片。 The Qiao Sheng'an following wolf howl, cannot join similarly until the one breath, is laughing happily, read just that dynamic commentary. 乔盛安同样跟着狼吼,直到一口气接不上来,才痛快大笑着,翻看刚刚那条动态评论。 Enough 200, half taunted, Qiao Sheng'an did not care at all, he only wants to know with Monster Heavy Industry, with the robot related news. 足足两百条,一半都嘲讽,乔盛安毫不在意,他只想知道和巨兽重工,和机器人有关的消息。 Suddenly a banding has these two news of keywords, maps in the Qiao Sheng'an eye. 忽然一条带有这两个关键词的消息,映入乔盛安眼中。 Since you asked that I told you infinitely merciful. Monster Heavy Industry Official Website before the movie has not opened, had issued two new products get online the news.” “既然你问了,我就大慈大悲告诉你。巨兽重工官网在电影没上映之前,就发布过两条新产品上线新闻。” „A product is robot, but the new product release conference, is scheduled tonight.” “其中一个产品就是机器人,而新产品发布会,就定于今晚。” Heart that Qiao Sheng'an just returned to normal, under this commentary stimulation, beats again fiercely. 乔盛安刚刚才平复的心脏,在这条评论刺激下,又再次剧烈跳动。 robot, new product release conference! 机器人,新产品发布会!
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