Near the Xi Bindong ear is completely the hōng lóng atmosphere fricative, the space ship puts on his pupil during battle is bigger. 奚斌冬耳边尽是轰隆地大气摩擦声,星际飞船在他的瞳孔中越放越大。 Incessantly is Xi Bindong, the audience who all choice entire screens watch, were shocked thoroughly. 不止是奚斌冬,所有选择全屏观看的观众们,都被彻底震撼了把。 perfect detail, heavy/thick, but the spaceship outer covering of vicissitudes. 完美的细节,厚重而沧桑的飞船外壳。 This at is not CG, again perfect CG technology, cannot deceive prematurely already by the innumerable big pieces raised trickily the audience eyes. 这跟本不是CG,再完美的CG技术,也不能欺骗过早已被无数大片养刁了的观众们眼睛。 If not the CG computer technology! 如果不是CG电脑技术！ That this spaceship comes, utilized the what kind method, goes to shooting to come out? 那这艘飞船怎么来的,又是运用了何种手段,去拍摄出来的？ The space ship sidelurch, is dropping from the clouds. 星际飞船侧倾着,从天而降。 Is bringing the thrust force engine, is keeping the adjustment direction. 自带着的推力引擎,在不停调整方向。 The sad and shrill alarm sound continues, spaceship below ground is getting bigger and bigger, at the same time the dry lake type farmland, appeared in front of the audience. 凄厉的警报声持续,飞船下方的地面越来越大,一面干涸湖泊样的农田,出现在了观众们面前。 The sweet potato geography, Little Bro is bringing the straw hat, is operating the tractor equally dull, the wood/blockhead is looking at the sky. 番薯地理,一位小哥正带着草帽,开着拖拉机,木头一样呆呆的望着天空。 hōng lóng lóng 轰隆隆 This space ship leans forward the physique, is contacting with the land. 这艘星际飞船前倾着身姿,与大地接触。 The picture switches over again, the spaceship in the crops geography, entrains a long trace. Background music that in the coordination shocks. Little Bro that this is operating the tractor, at the angle of view of human, first witnessing, shock civilization from star. 画面再次切换,飞船在庄稼地理,拽出一条长长的痕迹。配合上震撼的背景音乐。这位开着拖拉机的小哥,以人类的视角,第一次亲眼目睹,来自星外的震撼文明。 The tune fast engine of spaceship possibly explodes at any time, puts on Xu Ninggong of science fiction gorgeous astronavigation armor, flees hurriedly from the spaceship. 飞船的曲速引擎随时可能爆炸,穿着一身科幻绚丽宇航装甲的许凝宫,匆忙从飞船内逃离出来。 Earth person and first meeting of alien person, by that Little Bro one: „You must...... compensate my crops.” As prologue. 地球人与外星人的第一次见面,以那位小哥一句:“你得……赔我庄稼。”作为开场白。 Xi Bindong then smiled to spurt thoroughly, smiled vertical position thigh. 奚斌冬这下彻底笑喷了,笑的直拍大腿。 This space ship devastated more than ten mu sweet potato place, the leading lady will compensate, compensates with what? 这艘星际飞船摧残了十几亩番薯地呢,女主角会赔么,又拿什么赔？ The leading ladies ran, but also entrains this to wait for losing money Little Bro to run eagerly together. 女主角跑了,还拽着这位眼巴巴等着赔钱的小哥一起跑。 The picture flashes through, was they had run up to outside the dam, the leading lady exploded in the disturbed waiting spaceship. 画面闪过,是他们已经跑到了大坝外面,女主角在忐忑等待飞船爆炸。 „damn it do't Warp Drive, can exploding does not have the entire Milky Way?” “我靠曲速引擎要爆,不得把整个银河系给炸没了？” „Fighter aircraft, our 20, the alien person invaded.” “战机呢,我们的二十呢,外星人入侵了啊。” The picture flashes again, in the tune fast engine of spaceship, is growing eight mechanical legs, the abdomen not conspicuous place, similarly is mounting the mechanical spider of anomaly fine data plate, is rushing about fast. 画面再闪,飞船的曲速引擎室内,一只长着八条机械腿,腹部不显眼地方,同样镶嵌着异常精美铭牌的机械蜘蛛,正在飞快地奔波。 This is not the key point, the key point is the fast engine room. 这不是重点,重点是曲速引擎室。 Two similar hadron collider same device, connect , on huge device that is flooding the indescribable science fiction feeling. 两台类似强子对撞机一样的设备,连接在一座充斥着难以言喻科幻感的庞大设备上。 In this device transparent pipeline, there are black materials, like lightning in internal fleeing shuttle. 这台设备的透明管道中,有一道道黑色物质,闪电般在内部窜梭。 Issues the commentary without enough time, the audience were charmed by here structure completely thoroughly. 来不及发表评论,观众们完全被这里的构造给彻底迷住。 More looked that more is full of praise, that only services the place that the spider scurries about, is full of the detail of impressive praise all. 越看越是赞不绝口,那只维修蜘蛛上窜下跳的地方,无不充满让人惊叹赞美的细节。 The service spider turns on the lap, in cut-off fast various instrument power sources, are preventing the explosion of fast engine evidently. 维修蜘蛛打开盖板,飞快的切断里面的各种仪器电源,看样子是在阻止曲速引擎的爆炸。 This where is the mechanical spider? 这哪里是机械蜘蛛？ Is clearly growing the mechanical lives of eight flexible bodies. 分明是长着八只灵活肢体的机械生命。 Did not say that domestic-made science fiction movie, even Hollywood, is still very difficult to make the detail performance of this perfect. 不说国产科幻电影,就算是好莱坞,也很难做出这种完美的细节表现。 That in Iron Man will only hand over the towel, with the manipulator of fire extinguisher, is the similar Models shooting technology. merely that manipulator makes people feel to worry, is stupid and slow. 钢铁侠里的那只会递毛巾,会拿灭火器的机械手,就是同样的实体拍摄技术。只是那只机械手着实让人感到着急,又笨又慢。 This does not certainly mold this only to be of mechanical intentionally the stupid personality assistant, but is the directors is restrained the limit of industrial technology, very with a more flexible manipulator, acts „actor difficultly.” 这当然不是故意塑造这只机械助手的蠢笨性格,而是导演们受制于工业技术的限制,很难用更加灵活的机械手,来充当“演员。” This only services the spider, made very profound impression on everyone. 这只维修蜘蛛,给所有人留下了非常深刻的印象。 It sprouted, particularly the tune fast engine falls into the significant crisis time, its anxious mechanical arm rubs back and forth, felt intensely. 它太萌了,尤其是曲速引擎陷入重大危机时候,它急的机械臂来回搓动,给人非常紧张的感觉。 Shocks also in behind, so long as or appears any about the alien technology product time, definitely will trigger the exclamation of audience. 更震撼的还在后头,或者说只要出现任何关于外星科技产品时候,都必然会引发观众们的惊叹。 Four engraved the inexplicable totem pattern column, the bottom as if picks from the energy that different dimension metal builds protects the shield generator. 四根镌刻了莫名的图腾花纹立柱,底部仿佛采自异次元金属打造的能量护盾发生器。 The intermediate stage has family/home foreigner science and technology Company, comes the kidnapping mobile mechanics repair spider. 中期有家国外科技公司,过来绑架机械维修蜘蛛。 They have escaped the international waters, finally the leading lady sends out three unmanned detectors directly, with minimum altitude terrain flight stance, is in front of the foreigner science and technology Company speed boat. 他们已经逃亡到了公海,结果女主角直接派出三艘无人探测器,以超低空贴地飞行姿态,横在了国外科技公司的快艇面前。 Audience dumbfounded. 观众们傻眼了。 The plan with the rich experience, criticized Xi Bindong this movie promotion. Also thorough dumbfounded, has started the time from promotion, his nearby keyboard has not rapped a punctuation again. 原本打算用丰富的经验,将这部电影宣传片批判一番的奚斌冬。也已经彻底傻眼,从宣传片开始时候,他旁边的键盘就再也没敲击出一个标点。 Can his mother be the domestic-made science fiction piece? 这他的娘能是国产科幻片？ Is this possibly the domestic-made science fiction piece? 这怎么可能是国产科幻片？ Xi Bindong Grandma Liu entered the space ship, did the mood write the review? 奚斌冬都刘姥姥进星际飞船了,还有心情写观后感？ Xi Bindong so, «World Movie Watch», «Douban Film Review», «Mtime», «Tencent Entertainment» děng děng|etc|wait, almost well-known Network Media edition similarly so. 奚斌冬如此,《世界看电影》、《豆瓣影评》、《时光网》,《腾讯娱乐》等等,几乎知名网络媒体编辑同样如此。 The opening of critique, just hit, the sin is grave. 批判的开头,刚刚打出来,就已经罪孽深重。 Has the innumerable negativities, prepare to work as them of laughingstock with this time promotion, was shocked thoroughly. 原本怀揣着无数负面情绪,准备拿这次宣传片当笑料的他们,彻彻底底被惊呆了。 Which this is domestic-made movie promotion? 这哪是国产电影宣传片？ Clearly really has the alien person to operate the space ship to arrive at Earth, then by a director named Ding Yin, with video camera recording. 分明就是真有外星人开着星际飞船降临地球,然后被一位叫丁引的导演,用摄像机给记录了下来。 But the owner of spaceship, exactly with superstar Xu Ninggong long exactly the same. 而飞船的主人,恰好和大明星许凝宫长的一模一样。 What is somewhat funny being promotion just broadcast the instant, among the live broadcasts cleared the allocation function. 有些好笑的是宣传片刚刚播放的一霎,直播间就开通了打分功能。 Lowest 0 points, maximum 10 points. 最低0分,最高十分。 Finally under the first pitch-black scene, resounds the sad and shrill startled snapping time, has the innumerable zeros to beat immediately. 结果在第一段漆黑场景下,响起凄厉惊爆声时候,立马有无数个零分跳动。 As picture one bright, the zero stops suddenly. 随着画面一亮,零分戛然而止。 „I blush, I spoke embarrassed.” “我脸红,我不好意思说话。” „Mother of god, is this domestic-made science fiction piece? That mobile mechanics repair spider is only good to sprout/moe.” “我的天妈,这是国产科幻片？那只机械维修蜘蛛好萌。” „heavens, was my vertigo, was Ding Yin taken possession by the alien person?” “老天,是我眼花了,还是丁引被外星人附身了？” „That monster(s) icon in promotion, where feels like has seen.” “宣传片里的那个怪兽图标,感觉好像在哪儿见过。” „It is not CG is not CG, I must fall insanely, the heart jumps quickly, this picture, can throw off all Hollywood science fiction pieces simply.” “不是CG不是CG,我要疯掉了,心脏都快蹦出来,这画面,简直可以甩掉所有的好莱坞科幻片。” „My face, slightly arranges, comes out to me a bit faster, I must apologize, before me, round of commentary deleting.” “我的脸,小编呢,快点给我出来,我要道歉,把我之前发的评论给删了。” „Who can tell me, what technical shooting is Movie Director Ding Yin this with comes out? That monster(s) icon source.” “谁能告诉我,导演丁引这是用什么技术拍摄出来的？还有那个怪兽图标出处。” „Xu Ninggong that white armor was too beautiful, how the dramatic team does not publish the poster, I want, when computer screen insurance.” “许凝宫那身白色装甲太美了,剧组怎么不出海报,我要当电脑屏保。” „Do not block me, I must chop the hand, just graded the function to open, I was taken possession by the devil, come up to give the zero.” “都别拦我,我要剁手,刚刚评分功能一开,我被魔鬼附身,上去就给了零分。” „With was taken possession by the devil......” “同被魔鬼附身……” „Was taken possession + 1 by the devil......” “被魔鬼附身……” As the promotion broadcast ended, among the live broadcasts in all audience exploded. 随着宣传片播放结束,直播间内所有的观众都炸了。 Grades there, became two extremes completely. From most starts several seconds of 0 points, same jumps with the waterfall by the following 10 points upward. 评分那里,完全成了两个极端。从最开始几秒的0分,到后面十分跟瀑布一样往上跳。 The grading population in just two minutes, topped 20 ten thousand, the average scores are 9.99. 评分人数在短短两分钟内,就突破了二十万大关,平均分数一直是9.99。 Countless movie critics, on the face, erase burningly before fast, has written the title draft. 无数的影评人,脸上火辣辣地,飞快删掉之前已经写了标题的稿子。 Their again updata header, with the language that most praised, described that watched the feeling of this promotion. 他们重新更换标题,用最赞美的语言,来形容观看此次宣传片的感受。