(...... Tomorrow guarantees three!) (呃……明天保证三更！) From the first opening a box step racket, really his post sent was less than several minutes, attracts a big ticket person to surround immediately, many people left a message to make him open a bit faster, the opened posture must lead. 从第一个开箱步骤拍起,果然他这个帖子发了不到几分钟,就立刻就吸引了一大票人围观,许多人留言让他快点拆,拆的姿势一定要帅。 The first picture is the scissors cuts the belt/bring picture of outside wrapping box. 第一张图片是剪刀剪开外包装盒的带图片。 In the commentary is to urge him opens quickly, the second chart entrains the cushion bubble, reveals the picture of inside silver-white ramming alloy foundation. 评论里都是催促他快拆的,第二张图是拽开缓冲泡沫,露出里面一个银白色冲压合金底座的图片。 Obviously he suspended Mechanical Engineering Chair very much in turn, because of the alloy foundation should in the bottommost. 很明显他把机械工学椅摆反过来了,因为合金底座应该在最下面。 Many customer(s) speeches reminded him to hurry the chair to turn inside out, let the foundation toward below, otherwise Mechanical Engineering Chair is unable to distort. 许多用户发言提醒他赶紧把椅子翻过来,让底座朝下,否则机械工学椅无法变形。 The Mechanical Engineering Chair circular telegram later distortion, is in the opening a box live broadcast the time of highest tide. 机械工学椅通电之后的变形,是开箱直播中最高潮的时刻。 In the past some customer(s) could choice shoot the function continually, the upload dozens pictures of taking great pains, records Mechanical Engineering Chair one entire to launch the movement. 以往一些用户都会选择连拍功能,不厌其烦的上传几十张照片,来记录机械工学椅的一整个展开动作。 This picture, in many pockets money insufficient forum customer(s) — — is worth seeing a hundred times. 这个画面,许多兜里银子不够的论坛用户——百看不厌。 Liu Xuan spoke with blown away with the wind ID, said that was too excited, gave to make the chair unexpectedly instead. 柳轩用随风而去ID发言,说太激动了,竟然把椅子都给弄反了。 Before the computer, Liu Xuan and receives relocation compensation to be equally excited, with the gentlest movement, Mechanical Engineering Chair turning inside out. 电脑前,柳轩和领到拆迁补偿款一样激动,用最最温柔的动作,把机械工学椅给翻了过来。 More than 100 jin (0.5 kg) fellows, are not quite strenuous to Liu Xuan, before he made the big cake is the physical labor. 一百多斤重的家伙,对柳轩来说不太费力,之前他做大糕就是体力劳动。 When merely he turns inside out Mechanical Engineering Chair, alloy foundation toward place time. His eye, at the back of staring at Mechanical Engineering Chair the time, makes the big cake time with his yeast, the bulge is bigger. 只是当他将机械工学椅翻过来,合金底座朝地时候。他的眼睛,在凝视机械工学椅背面时候,跟他发面做大糕时候一样,越胀越大。 The chairback mounted the metal data plate place that everyone is familiar with, turned into another type. 椅背原来镶嵌所有人都熟悉的金属铭牌地方,变成了另外一种。 He has never seen shield icon. 一种他从未见过的盾牌图标。 After five minutes,...... 五分钟后…… Then, customer(s) of map-read article live broadcast in the post, sees blown away with the wind, renews the post crazily. 然后,在贴子里看图文直播的用户们,就看见随风而去,疯狂的更新自己帖子。 „Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck” “靠靠靠靠靠” „********” “********” „hā hā you do not know absolutely I saw what.” “哈哈你们绝对不知道我看见了什么。” blown away with the wind this obviously exciting excessive speech, lets several hundred people of bewilderment in post. 随风而去这种明显兴奋过度的发言,让帖子里的几百号人莫名其妙。 The opening a box placard, Mechanical Engineering Chair one type, what can't he see? 开箱帖而已,机械工学椅不都一个样嘛,他能看见什么？ customer(s) follow to post the post to ask that fast he saw what, blown away with the wind had not said. 用户们跟着快速的发帖子问他看见了什么,随风而去没说。 But the title of post, edits the — — live broadcast! Live broadcast! Live broadcast! Monster Heavy Industry brand-new logo big live broadcast. 而是把帖子的标题,编辑成——直播！直播！直播！巨兽重工全新LOGO大直播。 This title, customer(s) seethed with excitement immediately, this morning Official Website just spread the news, must replace the brand-new trademark. 这个标题一出,用户们顿时沸腾了,今天上午官网才刚刚放出消息,要更换全新的商标。 Official Website has not emitted the trademark artistic image, they almost unanimously oppose this matter, depending on the imagination thinks that the new trademark simply does not have the old classics. 官网没放出商标效果图,他们几乎一致反对这事儿,凭想象认为新商标根本没有旧款的经典。 Without thinking quickly, can verify the brand-new trademark to come out. 没想到这么快,就能鉴证全新的商标出炉。 „Original Poster puts the chart a bit faster, I have prepared, I must criticize the new trademark all-around.” “楼主快点放图啊,我已经准备好了,我要全方位批判一下新商标。” „This specialized matter makes me come, I have the critique trademark 30 year professional experience.” “这种专业的事情让我来,我有批判商标三十年的专业经验。” „Looks at the response of Original Poster, the new trademark is very certainly ugly, will otherwise not be excited.” “看楼主的反应,新商标一定很丑,否则不会那么激动。” „Heard that the new trademark used the anti-counterfeit technology, now Official Website simply has not cleared the forgery-proof inquiry window, Original Poster you were in luck, the quick racket distributes as before against pseudo-code, we must hit the face of Monster Heavy Industry.” “听说新商标用了防伪技术,现在官网根本没开通防伪查询窗口,楼主你走运了,快拍照发防伪码,我们要打巨兽重工的脸。” „hā hā used the anti-counterfeit technology, actually does not give the inquiry window, why the technician to eat!” “哈哈用了防伪技术,却不给查询窗口,技术员干什么吃的！” „No!” “不！” blown away with the wind only posted a post of character, behind is the shaking the head expression. 随风而去只发了一个字的帖子,后面都是摇头的表情。 „Does not look to you!” This is his Article 2 speech. “不给你们看！”这是他第二条发言。 „hā hā you cannot certainly think, its anti-counterfeit technology is what. Asked me, asked me quickly, I photographed to you look.” “哈哈你们一定想不到,它的防伪技术是什么。求我,快求我,我就拍照给你们看。” Below is scolds him stupidly X, the egg person but who also has leisure asked why sorely he doesn't give to look? 下面全是骂他傻X的,还有闲的蛋疼地人问他为什么不给看？ „Because you insulted my trademark.” “因为你们侮辱了我的商标。” „......” “……” „............” “…………” What insulted the trademark of letting? This obviously is the Monster Heavy Industry trademark. 什么叫侮辱了让的商标？这明明是巨兽重工的商标。 Even if the new trademark has not imagined being able to withstand that cannot with be insulted this reason, maintains it? 就算新商标没有想象中的那么不堪,也不能用被侮辱这个理由,来维护它吧？ Sees the title customer(s), selects the post. 看见标题的用户们,都纷纷点进帖子。 Uniform is to make him hurry to upload new logo, blown away with the wind actually hit the chicken blood to be the same, did not stop the group to jeer, ridiculed that these person of imaginations were deficient. 清一色是让他赶紧上传新LOGO的,随风而去却打了鸡血一样,不停开群嘲,嘲笑这些人想象力匮乏。 „With the way of inquiry code came the forgery-proof, hā hā your thought also to stay in last century?” “用查询码的方式来防伪,哈哈你们思维还停留在上个世纪嘛？” „You want to break the head, cannot find out, what the new icon is.” “你们想破脑袋,也想不出,新图标是什么样。” Live broadcast opening a box post in good condition, turned into the chaotic war. However no one asked him, many said that did not give to look we were not rare, walks. 好端端一个直播开箱帖子,变成了乱战。不过没人求他,好多说不给看我们还不稀罕,走了走了。 On the mouth said like this, they actually keep renovating the homepage. 嘴上这样说,他们却一个个不停刷新网页。 Looks at the speech to tail off, blown away with the wind could not hold. The that I infinitely merciful previous chart, expands a width your imagination. 看着发言变少,随风而去憋不住了。说那我就大慈大悲的上一张图,扩宽一下你们的想象力。 At the back of a Mechanical Engineering Chair partial graph was uploaded. 一张机械工学椅背面的局部图被上传了上来。 In the picture 2/3 is a shield shape, is renovating customer(s) of homepage, after the fierce floor brush has such picture, the entire screen map-read, is then enlarging to the icon place in abundance, wants to know that newest logo is what appearance. 图片中三分之二都是一个盾牌形状,正在不停刷新网页的用户们,猛地刷出这样图片后,纷纷全屏看图,然后对着图标处放大,想知道最新的LOGO是什么样子。 The design of embed in silver-gray shield shape icon, captured all customer(s) attention instantaneously. 镶嵌在银灰色盾牌形图标上的图案,瞬间吸引了所有的用户目光。 On the shield is an appearance is callous, outline like blade, the monster(s) image of top of the head corner. 盾牌上是一位面目冷酷,轮廓如刀,头顶犄角的怪兽形象。 Obviously merely picture, but that two pairs of curving corner, actually as if punctured. The most unforgettable only his eyes, that type brought in the faint eye pupil, probably reveals the pride of overlooking all living things. 明明只是图片,可那两对弯曲的犄角,却仿佛刺了出来。最让人难忘的只他地双眼,那种带了淡漠的眼眸中,好像流露出一股俯瞰众生的骄傲。 The look that this type has bird's eye view penetrated the picture simply, making the line of sight of person flicker in the contact, on the unrestrained revolutions, does not dare to look at each other with it. 这种带有俯瞰的眼神简直穿透了照片,让人的视线在接触一瞬,就情不自禁的转开,不敢与之对视。 Moves out of the way the vision, looks to below. 挪开目光,看向下面。 A hammer and wrench overlapping icon, the bomb type detonates everyone immediately. 一把锤子和扳手的交叉图标,立刻炸弹样引爆了所有人。 Both sides of hammer, with the wrench peak, just like diamond, are sparkling unexpectedly the innumerable diamond-shaped rays. These rays are intertwined in the same place, after the capture of webcam, turned into variegated halos, making one produce it at all is not metal, but is the diamond misconception. 锤子的两面,和扳手的顶端,竟然和钻石一样,闪耀着无数菱形光芒。这些光芒交缠在一起,经过摄像头的捕捉,变成了一道道斑斓的光晕,让人产生它根本不是金属,而是钻石的错觉。 Is this possible? 这怎么可能？ The icon looks is metal, who will listen to metal to send out the diamond common eye-catching ray? 图标一看就是金属,谁听过金属会发出钻石一般的夺目光芒？ „Was my vertigo? Hammer and wrench how with the diamond same flash?” “是我眼花了嘛？锤子和扳手怎么会跟钻石一样闪光？” „Heavens Original Poster you told me quickly, had the special effect above?” “天呐楼主你快告诉我,有没有加特效在上面？” „This is what technology, which big cow is about to give popular science.” “这是什么技术,快哪位大牛给科普一下。” „My God, that monster(s) probably real, I do not dare to look at each other with him.” “我的天,那头怪兽好像真的,我都不敢和他对视。” „I unexpectedly naive thinking, is traditional inquiry code that anti-counterfeit technology. Which this is the anti-counterfeit technology, obviously is Metal Diamond.” “我竟然天真的以为,是传统查询码那种防伪技术。这哪是防伪技术,明明是金属钻石。” „Metal Diamond, is good to this name, is why we?” “金属钻石,对这个名字好,可是为什么我们没有？” Commented to erupt, in their mind all was the question. For He Mingming merely metal trademark, can actually together for their so many shocks. 评论一下爆发了,他们脑海中全是疑问。为何明明只是一块金属商标,却能为他们那么多的震撼。 blown away with the wind renewed several pictures, these pictures from each angle shooting that shield shape trademark. 随风而去又更新了几张照片,这些照片从各个角度拍摄了那块盾牌形商标。 No matter he changes what angle, hammer and wrench as before ray twinkle. 但是不管他换到什么角度,锤子和扳手依旧光芒闪烁。 „Without the special effect, I am PO toward the thunderclap Company chief special effect master. The picture I have analyzed, does not have any revision trace.” “没有特效,我就是PO朝霆公司的首席特效师。照片我已经分析过了,没有任何修改痕迹。” Mechanical Engineering Chair customer(s), there is a practitioner who many and computer long-term has to do. Can buy it, naturally is quite top that wave of technical practitioner. 机械工学椅的用户,有不少和电脑长期打交道的从业者。能买起它的,自然是比较顶尖的那波技术从业者。 As some people confirmed one after another picture has not revised the trace, in this live broadcast Monster Heavy Industry new logo post everyone, was selected the powder keg to be the same. 随着陆续有人证实图片没有修改痕迹,这条直播巨兽重工新LOGO的帖子内所有人,被点了火药桶一样。 They exploded, in abundance again Administrator. Sends the enterprise mailbox, the harassment shop customer service personnel. 他们炸了,纷纷再次@管理员。发企业邮箱,骚扰网店客服人员。 „I made a mistake Big Bro, before I harassed you, making you do not replace the icon, was I am too naive. In a big hurry, I actually am Monster Heavy Industry faithful customer(s), sends new logo to me quickly.” “我错了大哥,之前我骚扰你们,让你们不要更换图标,是我太天真。快快,我其实是巨兽重工的忠实用户,快给我发一块新LOGO。” „I want new logo, please before neglecting me, to nonsense mail that you send, beforehand explained, does not give me to go to there your Company to sway back and forth.” “我要新LOGO,请忽略我之前给你们发的胡言乱语邮件,事先说明,不给我就去你们公司那儿打滚。” „Was unfair, traded new logo, why didn't have our these old customer(s) shares?” “不公平,换了新LOGO,为什么没有我们这些老用户的份儿？” „I am old customer(s), this is my address, asked to reissue together Metal Diamond. Before sent said that your new logo definitely was a lump of that news, was my family cat is typing, are not related with me.” “我是老用户,这是我地址,求补发一块金属钻石。之前发的说你们新LOGO肯定是坨那个的消息,是我家猫儿在打字,跟我没关系。” „Before please me, words that spoke, when the fart putting away, me really needs new logo, asked you.” “请把我之前说的话,当屁给放了好嘛,我真的需要一块新LOGO,求你们了。” „I am PO toward the thunderclap Company chief special effect master, opens a price, I take three, I must bring in the chest.” “我是PO朝霆公司的首席特效师,开个价,我要三块,我要带在胸口。” .................. ……………… Ye Qing this little while in eats the thing, while reads the post. 叶青这会儿正在一边吃东西,一边看帖子。 The iced fruit cream in merely ladle, turned into the normal temperature, could not deliver to the mouth. 只是勺子里的冰镇水果酪,都变成常温了,也迟迟送不到嘴边。 „Boss, is not good, the customer service girls who the customer service that side must shoot the news ball collapsed.” Company Network Manager Ji Ke telephones, said anxiously: „They all request Company to reissue new logo to them, added that does not send to look for our Company, does not give does not walk.” “老板,不好了,客服那边要弹消息弹的客服姑娘们都崩溃了。”公司的网络部经理计可打电话过来,焦急地说:“他们全都要求公司补发一块新的LOGO给他们,还说不发就找上我们公司,不给就不走。”