MNAFEO :: Volume #1

#58: Do not instigate, does!

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„Now what situation?” “现在什么个情况？” „The monster monk has reached the agreement with the monster evidently, decided that a peace has the basketball game of love!” “看样子妖僧已经和妖怪达成协议,决定来一场和平有爱的篮球比赛！” „Really damn ultra realistic picture!” “真是见鬼的超现实画面！” Long Aotian and wood just the constitution regarded one mutually, all saw in the opposite party eyes is inconceivable and obscure. 龙傲天与木刚宪互视一眼,皆在对方眼里看到了不可思议和费解。 „disciple, come, come, I introduced to you, the extraterrestrial small monster that opposite these four brought you embarked says before the master, your today's fight goals.” “徒儿们,过来吧,来,我给你们介绍一下,对面这四位就是为师带你们出发前所说的外星小怪兽,你们今天的战斗目标。” Bai Qige has turned the head, introduced to Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel: „These five are old monk disciple, the buddhist monastery temple northern Hunan Basketball Club major team, the rivers and lakes is called the dark blue billows five beasts, so long as takes up the basketball, the god keeps off deicide Buddha to keep off to kill Buddha, may be called the expert expert high expert of mileage of skill basketball, forms a team to conduct the rebel showdown by their five with your four, without issue!” 白岐歌转过头,向嗜血龙驼介绍到:“这五位就是老衲的徒儿,兰若寺旗下湘北篮球社的主力队员,江湖人称沧澜五兽,只要拿起篮球,神挡杀神佛挡杀佛,堪称功夫篮球之道里的高手高手高高手,由他们五个组队和你们四个进行叛逆对决,没问题吧！” Was Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel of head sized up, the pupil shape suddenly number changed, a flame of burning hot shone through, covered his pupil and white of the eye all, the brilliance turnover three cuns (2.5 cm), condensed just like one round of white day, then, inexplicable deep dignified appeared gradually from this only Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel, then his sound also turned into a strange compound tonality, as if at this moment had other existed to arrive on this only Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel, was ordinary in the speech by its mouth. 为首的一只嗜血龙驼打量了一下,瞳孔形状猛然数变,一股炙热的火光透射出来,将其瞳孔与眼白尽数遮盖,光辉吞吐三寸,宛如一轮皓日凝聚其中,而后,一股莫名的深沉威严渐渐从这只嗜血龙驼身上浮现出来,然后他的声音也变成一种诡异的复合音调,仿佛这一刻有别的存在降临在这只嗜血龙驼身上,透过它的嘴巴在说话一般。 „Request tallies, the judgement passes, confirmed that the rule of rebel showdown, at present the rule is crude, supplementing the rule is as follows, must grasp the basketball to conduct the skill basketball game, the basketball to the hand to lose, loses the ability to act or admits defeat to orally lose similarly, during the game when long always the length is 40 minutes, the attack face adds three points, the chest adds two points, other spots add a point, hits the basketball not to calculate minute/share, after the competition ended, both sides have not all lost the ability to act, decides the victory and defeat at the score!” “要求符合,裁决通过,确认叛逆对决的规则,目前规则简陋,追加规则如下,必须手持篮球进行功夫篮球比赛,篮球离手为输,丧失行动能力或者口头认输同样为负,比赛时长总时长为四十分钟,攻击面部加三分,胸膛加两分,其他部位加一分,击中篮球不算分,比赛结束后双方皆未丧失行动能力,以比分定胜负！” Sees that Bai Qige thinks little: „Hehe, the dark demon emperor will be known as absolutely the fair tyrant forever worthily, when ten thousand years, the pursue fair will has not extinguished absolutely as before, good, this contest rule decides quite perfect, old monk does not have the opinion, old monk disciple does not have the opinion! Then opens does, the person who it is estimated that before long bothered must come!” 见状,白岐歌不以为意:“呵呵,永暗魔帝不愧是号称绝对公正的暴君,哪怕时过万载,追求绝对公正的意志依旧不灭,好吧,这比赛规则定的相当完善,老衲没意见,老衲的徒儿也没意见！那么就开搞吧,估计过不了多久搅局的人就要来了！” After seeing the Bai Qige shortcoming, the phenomenon in that only leader Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel eye vanishes does not see, then Bai Qige puts out four basketballs, lost to Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel, their furry palms are carrying the basketball, very earnest in as soon as possible familiar feel. 见到白岐歌缺点之后,那只首领嗜血龙驼眼中的异象就消失不见,然后白岐歌又拿出四个篮球,丢给了嗜血龙驼们,它们毛茸茸的手掌拎着篮球,非常认真的在尽快熟悉手感。 The Long Aotian five people of eggs hurt very much, they five people, in everyone hand take the basketball now, stands to have 34 meters high with four, the physique and height and black bear is similar, in the hand also takes the extraterrestrial small monster eye of basketball to look at each other, then prepares a peace to have the love skill basketball showdown. 龙傲天五人很是蛋疼,他们现在五个人,每人手里拿着篮球,和四个站起来有个三四米高,体格和身高都和狗熊差不多,手里同样拿着篮球的外星小怪兽目目相视,然后准备来一场和平有爱的功夫篮球对决。 Truly speaking, they really do not know why the matter will develop this, logic? The gods launch must have the soul to be pale! 说实在的,他们也真不知道事情为什么会发展到这一步的,其中还有逻辑性可言吗？神展开也要有个度啊魂淡！ Although obscure, although feels unthinkable, but the dignity of monster monk is unquestionable, finally, dark blue billows five beast five people of groups, honest standing before the bodies of four Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel. 虽然费解,虽然觉得匪夷所思,但妖僧的威严是不容置疑的,最终,沧澜五兽五人组,还是老老实实的站在了四只嗜血龙驼的身前。 „You do obeisance this evildoer/monstrous talent are the masters, to cultivation this type damn skill basketball? You do not feel very stupid?” “你们拜这个妖孽为师,就为了修炼这种见鬼的功夫篮球吗？你们不觉得挺愚蠢的吗？” Was that only leader Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel of head brings light pitying to look at dark blue billows five beast five people of group one, the latter thought unexpectedly sad from heart, they unexpectedly by extraterrestrial small monster sympathizing, what was worse, they discovered unexpectedly oneself had nothing to say in reply! Because they also think that this is very stupid. 为首的那只首领嗜血龙驼带着淡淡的怜悯看了沧澜五兽五人组一眼,后者竟觉得悲从心来,他们居然被外星小怪兽给同情了,更糟糕的是,他们居然发现自己无言以对！因为他们也认为这很愚蠢。 „disciple, hit well, will teach for the master to your basketball divine art displays incisively, do not lose face to earthling! Raises while convenient, if lost, was unimportant, was only cultivation base also not proficient, for the master can only the incarnation resting coach, conduct training of new stage to you again! Amitabha!” “徒儿们,好好打,将为师传授给你们的篮球神功发挥到淋漓尽致吧,不要给地球人丢脸！顺带一提,如果输了的话,也不要紧,只是修为还没到家而已,为师只能再度化身安息教练,对你们进行新一阶段的培训！阿弥陀佛！” Why I will appear here, why I must take the basketball, why I must obey the words of monster monk, with the extraterrestrial small monster showdown skill basketball, these doubts in Bai Qige brings „leniency” lightly the happy expression, issues the ultimatum time, completely becomes unimportant. 我为什么会出现在这里,我为什么要拿着篮球,我为什么要听从妖僧的话,和外星小怪兽对决功夫篮球,这些疑惑在白岐歌带着淡淡“慈悲为怀”的笑意,发出最后通牒的时候,全部都变得不重要的了。 The wood just the constitution, Yamanoi Shou, the evening Duke extended, the Miyag good four people fight intent to explode instantaneously! The look glitters the hot blooded flame that must win. 木刚宪,山井寿,暮公延,宫城良四人战意瞬间爆炸！眼神闪烁着非胜不可的热血火焰。 So long as there is an opportunity, they are not willing to return to that to accept the day of basketball training under the resting coach hand again, because they do not have the confidence to live again! 只要有一丝机会,他们都不愿意再度回到那个在安息教练手底下接受篮球训练的日子,因为他们没有信心能够再一次的活下来！ Is carrying two basketballs, enters two criminal syndicates directly with the transaction scene of drug trafficking munitions, welcomed the hail of bullets to kill the enemy with the basketball bang, this basketball training, the experience has calculated serious exceeding the allowed figure for a lifetime. 拎着两个篮球,直接杀入两个黑帮用毒品交易军火的交易现场,迎着枪林弹雨用篮球轰杀敌人,这种篮球培训,一辈子有一次经验都已经算严重超标了。 But Long Aotian has a look at the teammate who the facial expression suddenly changes, sees in their eyes that exuberant war intent, felt oneself appearance that does not seem able to lose, starting becomes fights intent to be spirited. 而龙傲天看看神情陡然一变的队友,看到他们眼中那么旺盛的战意,也觉得自己好像不能输的样子,开始变得战意昂扬。 Together high ball of pebble from the Bai Qige hand, after falling to the ground, four Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel and dark blue billows five beast five people of groups shouted angrily simultaneously, brandished the basketball to toward the opposite party skull on operate the wooden scoop, shortly will be one is then good to kill. 一块小石子从白岐歌手中高高弹起,落地之后,四只嗜血龙驼与沧澜五兽五人组同时怒喝一声,抡起篮球就要往对方脑壳上开瓢,顷刻间便是一场好杀。 „Grandmaster, this is what situation, why these monsters will listen to your words, they plays what skill basketball game with the arrogant day!” “大师,这到底是什么情况,这些怪物为什么会听你的话,和傲天他们打什么功夫篮球比赛！” The night brightness and Tang Jiarong see this, thought various unthinkable, the night brightness cannot bear ask, Bai Qige caresses lightly must steadily, said: „Hehe, a reasoning, please allow old monk to narrate later, this competition significance is great, old monk has the incident to ask in you, crosses a meeting again, the people of police authorities and army only feared that must arrive, old monk hopes that you can dissuade, postpones for dozens minutes, gives them an opportunity of fair showdown!” 夜慧与唐娇蓉见到这一幕,也是觉得各种匪夷所思,夜慧忍不住问道,白岐歌轻抚长须,道:“呵呵,个中缘由,请容老衲稍后再叙,这场比赛意义重大,老衲有一事想要拜托于你,再过一会,警局与军队的人只怕就要到了,老衲希望你能劝阻一下,暂缓几十分钟,给他们一个公平对决的机会！” Bai Qige confessed specially Long Aotian shouted a night of brightness comes out, naturally has the intention, at present then applies, the night brightness look number changes, the unusual hesitation, as if hesitates. 白岐歌特意交代龙傲天喊夜慧出来,自然是有用意的,眼下便派上用场了,夜慧神色数变,异常踌躇,似乎在犹豫。 „You can call your leaders, explained that here situation, said straightforwardly the discovery has the high intelligence in groups, has extraterrestrial small monster that various type ability give extra the Earth thermal weapon firepower, now is invading Earth, as a result of your liveliness, has not caused the personnel casualty temporarily, you can catch these small monsters exactly, but needs the higher-up leader to support!” “你可以给你们领导打电话,说明这里的情况,直截了当说发现成群结队具备高智能,拥有各式异能外带地球热武器火力的外星小怪兽,现在正在侵略地球,由于你的活跃,暂时没有造成人员伤亡,你可以活抓这些小怪兽,但是需要上级领导给予支持！” Night brightness hears word, starts to telephone decisively, after brief communication, the night brightness got put down the cell phone, stared at Bai Qige saying: „Grandmaster, you are being correct eminent monk, is proud heaven the master, my unusual trust you, your time needed I have striven to you, but also please can wait a minute to me conducts the brief explanation , my leadership is interested in Grandmaster your current actions very much! If possible, perhaps waits a minute needs to conduct a meeting, both sides conduct the communication of certain extent on something.” 夜慧闻言,果断开始打电话,简短的沟通之后,夜慧变放下了手机,凝视白岐歌说道:“大师,你是有道高僧,也是傲天的师傅,我异常的信任你,你所需要的时间我已经给你争取到了,还请你能在稍候对我进行简短说明,还有,我的领导对大师你目前的所作所为很感兴趣！如果可以的话,稍候也许需要进行一次会面,双方就一些事情进行一定程度的沟通。” Bai Qige knows that these words have looked in Long Aotian and Principals Li in two people face, after polite language of appropriate beautification, if trades to be another person, it is estimated that you must confess the ultimatum of issue honestly. 白岐歌知道这番话已经是看在龙傲天和李校长两人面子上,经过适当美化的客气之语了,如果换做另一个人,估计你必须老老实实交代问题的最后通牒了。 But these issues are only the minor matter, the influence and execution of meteorological bureau exceptionally are good, reports to the police from nearby people now, after the police send out rushes to the scene, it is estimated that had received the notice of meteorological bureau, held a gun the police officers of Dutch ball to encircle neighbor, held a gun to alert, disperses the crowd, took the matter that the basketball is beating mutually to look but not see there to five people and four monsters, spared the space and time to Long Aotian and the others actually. 但这些问题都只是小事,气象局的影响力与执行力异常不俗,从附近民众报警到现在,军警出动赶到现场之后,估计已经接到了气象局的通知,持枪荷弹的武警官兵只是将附近围了起来,持枪戒备,驱散民众,对五个人和四只怪兽在那里拿着篮球互殴的事情视而不见,硬是给龙傲天等人腾出空间和时间来。
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