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#44: God stick rules

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Reopening entrance that Bai Qige said that but also really did not boast, mountain fox to convert an enemy into a friend, to win over him, promised many benefits, Bloodstained Earth is willing to sell a land for building for example, but also the investment, had/left the personal connection, made a temple to him, the full ten fools, naturally, the mountain fox are taking advantage anything, at this moment is not no need to say. 白岐歌所说的重开山门,还真不是吹牛,山狐狸为了化敌为友,也为了拉拢他,许诺了不少利益,比方说染血大地愿意出让一块地皮,还出资,出人脉,给他弄一座庙宇,十足十的冤大头,当然,山狐狸到底打着什么算盘,此刻就不必多说了。 This is a generous gift, even can say that meets the Bai Qige current demand exactly, therefore he kindly accepted at the scene, because does not have this generous gift even, Bai Qige must consider to open sect Lipai the issue, said straightforward, he in view of Bloodstained Earth , the considerations in this aspects, but he puts on the stance of lost stick now, tricks Principal Li, similarly is for this aspect. 这是一份厚礼,甚至可以说恰好符合白岐歌当下的需求,所以他当场就笑纳了,因为就算没有这份厚礼,白岐歌也要考虑开宗立派的问题,说的直白点,他针对染血大地,也有这方面的考虑,而他现在摆出神棍的架势,忽悠李校长,同样出于这方面的考虑。 Nowadays, in demigod that the street sets up a stall, that did not call the god the stick, was only the worker of bitter, refreshed that might as well the work site moved bricks, only having discrepancies king Hou, became friends with the powerful official many, the flickering rich and powerful people, the head protective umbrella can cover to even the toe, can be the god stick that qualified and had prospects. 这年头,在街边摆摊的半仙,那不叫神棍,只是苦哈哈的打工者,还不如工地搬砖来的爽快,唯有出入王侯家,结交权贵,忽悠富豪,头上保护伞多到连脚趾头都可以笼罩起来,才能算是一名合格而有出息的神棍。 Heard Bai Qige saying that Principal Li the attention turns around immediately, a little said slightly scruple: „Grandmaster, you are an outstandingly able person, if the average man can acknowledge you as the teacher, is the good fortune, but arrogant day child, the family somewhat is quite complex, perhaps not necessarily becomes your disciple appropriately!” 听到白岐歌这么说,李校长注意力立刻转过来,微微有点迟疑地说道:“大师,你乃奇人,若是常人能拜你为师,自是福分,但傲天这个孩子,家庭颇有些复杂,也许不一定那么合适成为你的弟子！” Depending on these words, Bai Qige sees clearly this Principal Li, is person who knows the Long Aotian family background, adopts a stance of wind high moral integrity, said: „Before old monk enter the world, then has distributed the great aspirations, must study own lifetime all disseminates in the world, teaches all comers without discrimination, crosses the world, arrogant day child aptitude is uncommon, has the opportunity of big good fortune, may be possible be called is the old monk legacy successor, in the future will shoulder the big mission surely, therefore, no matter behind him also has what kind of causes and effects, old monk wants a strength to accept!” 就凭这一句话,白岐歌就洞察这个李校长,是知晓龙傲天家世的人,摆出一副风高亮节的姿态,道:“老衲入世之前,便已经发下宏愿,要将自己毕生所学悉数传播于天下,有教无类,渡化世人,傲天这个孩子资质不凡,有大造化之机,可堪称为老衲的衣钵传人,日后必定承担大使命,所以,不管他背后还有何等因果,老衲愿意一力承当！” The Long Aotian such ox cross/crotch power N generations, how Bai Qige will drop, but he also knows the worry of Principal Li, Long Aotian is top powerful official's the successor of family/home, studies thoroughly the Buddhist doctrine still in accepting the category, truncates sends for the monk, becomes a vegetarian to be a vegetarian, far away from the female sexual attractiveness, the Long Aotian parents will not accept obviously, therefore Bai Qige also said one: 龙傲天这么牛叉的权n代,白岐歌如何会放手,不过他也知晓李校长的顾虑,龙傲天乃是顶级权贵之家的继承人,研习佛法还在接受范畴之内,削发为僧,成为吃斋茹素,远离女色,显然龙傲天的父母就不会接受了,所以白岐歌又说了一句: „The arrogant Heavenly Eye past reason, old monk had not received is the entrance door disciple, will not become monk truly.” “不过傲天目前尘缘未了,老衲也只是收为外门弟子,不会真正出家的。” Hears will not really become monk, Principal Li is obviously more relaxed, but his two granddaughters, then directly delivered the appearance of one breath, Bai Qige sweeps two female manners, then knew two females already Long Aotian overbearing incomparable Retarding Halo and oestrus halo, on the face a sentiment root deep appearance. 听到不会真的出家,李校长显然轻松一些,而他的两个孙女,则是直接送了一口气的模样,白岐歌一扫两女的神态,便知晓两女已然中了龙傲天的霸道无比的弱智光环和发情光环,脸上一副情根深种的模样。 „Side has Tang Jiarong and night brightness, Long Aotian this fellow also provoked such pair of two beautiful sisters, this fellow also is really the enviable envy hates, he can capture/raid the younger sister, why I can only capture/raid the grandfather by the status of god stick here! Also does not know that I absorbed the strength of his bloodlines, can obtain his Retarding Halo, the Taunt halo, the strength of oestrus halo.” “身边都已经有了唐娇蓉和夜慧了,龙傲天这个家伙还招惹了这么一对姐妹花,这家伙还真是让人羡慕嫉妒恨啊,他可以攻略妹子,为啥我就只能在这里以神棍的身份攻略老爷爷呢！也不知道等我吸收了他的血脉之力,能不能获得他的弱智光环,嘲讽光环,还有发情光环之力。” Has saying that the bloodlines of Bai Qige to Long Aotian has the heart of spying on, with that several overbearing peerless Innate Talent very some relations, but these present does not raise for the time being, stepping up to trick Principal Li is the proper business. 不得不说,白岐歌对龙傲天的血脉有窥探之心,和那几个霸道绝伦的天赋很有些关系,但这些眼下姑且不提,加紧忽悠李校长才是正事。 „Principal Li, just now old monk sees your center of the forehead to become dark, after this thinks is the old, sickness air/Qi invasion is the result, but old monk displays the skill, expels the sickness air/Qi for you, but at present looks like, actually the center of the forehead becomes dark as before, old monk spoke frankly, your was possibly encumbered by the evil spirits!” “李校长,方才老衲见你印堂发黑,本以为是年老之后病气入侵所致,但老衲施展功力,为你驱逐病气,但眼下看来,却依旧印堂发黑,恕老衲直言,你这可能是被邪祟缠身了啊！” God stick rules' fourth, facing the object who must trick, after obtaining trusts initially, must strike while the iron is hot, about its mind, has the feeling deep brand mark own in the heart of object, to achieve this, threatens one slightly is the best method. 神棍守则第四条,面对要忽悠的对象,在取得初步信任之后,一定要趁热打铁,左右其心神,将自己的存在感深深的烙印在对象的心头,为了达到这个目的,稍微恐吓一番是最好的手段。 Bai Qige has displayed the ability, indeed has the energy of profound strange, said facing so the fairy, in a hurry, even if Principal Li with the human affairs, the knowledge is many, by some non- natures of Bai Qige threat, was seen that Bai Qige knows immediately the own flickering spoken language succeeded half. 白岐歌已经施展过能耐,的确有玄奇之能,面对这般神鬼之说,仓促之间,纵然李校长久经世事,学识甚丰,也被白岐歌恐吓的有些不自然,见状,白岐歌顿时知道自己的忽悠言语成功了一半。 The Bai Qige junior middle school graduates comes out to mix the society, lower-level work dry/does, gained in very rich social experience, but he had had a work, gives the old person to sell the bread flour to add the Vitamin mix specially to become the healthy product medicine, but the boss of this healthy product sales company, was one once by giving the person looks at the trigram to tell fortunes in the street, the demigod that actually could not make what money transferred the duty to come. 白岐歌初中毕业就出来混社会,下层工作干过很多,积累了很丰富的社会经验,而他曾经就有过一份工作,就是专门给老人推销面粉加维生素混合而成保健品药,而这个保健品销售公司的老板,就是一个曾经在街头靠给人看卦算命,却始终挣不到什么钱的半仙转职而来的。 The boss tricks the experience is really rich, god stick rules that Bai Qige knows at present, when is this boy every week the internal sales training of manpower teaching material, was known as contained told fortunes to trick the supreme deep meaning together, 1/10 true meanings that only need cultivate/repair, flickered the bright formidable to hit the extraterrestrial small monster US President to be a cinch, naturally, the premise was you must be able to see the surface with US President, but can also look at the palm reading to him. 老板忽悠经验甚是丰富,白岐歌眼下所知的神棍守则,就是这厮每个星期内部销售人员培训时的教材,号称其中蕴含了算命忽悠一道的无上奥义,只需修的十分之一的真谛,把美国总统忽悠成光明勇者去打外星小怪兽都不在话下,当然,前提是你要能和美国总统见到面,还能给他看手相。 Depends on the demigod boss exquisite flickering skill , the company performance progresses day by day, but the business is extremely prosperous, by professional jealousy, was reported after several waves, finally this demigod boss because of selling the fake medicine, was arrested on suspicion of the fraud sale, but Bai Qige heard afterward, this demigod boss in the lockup, depends upon the excellent flickering skill, a blending lockup tyrant, had been called not the immortal respectful, in the future will leave the mountain again, assigns are tricks one generation of overlords. 就靠着半仙老板精湛的忽悠功力,公司业绩蒸蒸日上,不过生意太过红火,被同行嫉妒,举报了几波之后,最终这个半仙老板因为卖假药,涉嫌欺诈销售而被逮捕了,不过后来白岐歌听说,这位半仙老板在看守所内,依靠过人的忽悠功力,已然混成看守所一霸,被人恭称为莫大仙,日后再度出山,指定又是忽悠界的一代霸主。 Before the company goes out of business, Bai Qige is the famous old man killer, one year of six months sit quietly the sales list front row, but his a little principle, believes to quit when you're ahead, will not cheat excessively, even if others were tricked by him, must buy, he will still advise, therefore one year at most a half years in front row, but these past do not need to raise again. 而在公司倒闭之前,白岐歌在其中可是鼎鼎有名的老头杀手,一年有六个月稳坐销售榜前列,不过他有点原则,信奉见好就收,不会过量欺诈,就算别人被他忽悠,要买多了,他也会劝阻,所以一年顶多有半年在前列,不过这些前尘往事也无需再提。 Overall, Bai Qige has the rich flickering experience, and psychology to old man old woman knows it to well, the proverb has the cloud, the life and death matter is big, the person is older, more regards as important to the matter in this aspect, this is the instinct of person, through the ages, many high officials high-rankingly because this point was flickered to being able to find north, Emperor Qin Huanghan, being hard exception, thinking of something else few civilian. 总体而言,白岐歌有着丰富的忽悠经验,以及对老头老太太的心理知之甚详,俗语有云,生死事大,人越老,对这方面的事情就越是看重,这是人的天性,古往今来,多少达官显贵就因为这一点被忽悠到找不到北,秦皇汉帝,都难以例外,更别论升斗小民了。 „This evil spirits being encumbered said that but also asked the Grandmaster to state in detail!” Present Principal Li, pai returns in halfly believing and half doubting, the heart anxiety numerous stages, Bai Qige caresses lightly must steadily, pretends the full ten extraordinary expert appearance, said: “这邪祟缠身之说,还请大师详说！”眼下的李校长,还是徘回在将信将疑,心头疑虑重重的阶段,白岐歌轻抚长须,装作十足十世外高人的模样,说道: „This evil spirits being encumbered said, is actually not the too mysterious matter, the person has three to fade six prosperous destiny to fluctuate, the bustling place multi- tribulations, the evil creature comes up in great numbers and from all sides, once were old, the itself good fortune three fires are feeble, vitality divine soul is not strong, is then easy to cause some evil spirits to be encumbered, or gets sick or the disaster or the tribulation, injures someone in invisible, the proverb said that the child is easiest to hit the ghost , because the deva-eye has not shut, the spirit sleep/felt is thorough, but the old person also hits easily evilly, because of the life , the vitality two will fade, half foot has visited the netherworld, blurred the Yin-Yang boundary gradually, Easy to provoke some not good thing, the ghost of old and not dying saying, in the ancient times in folk customs an old ghost saying, is this principle!” “这邪祟缠身之说,其实也并不是什么太玄奥的事情,人有三衰六旺气运起伏,红尘多劫,孽障横生,一旦年纪大了,本身福禄寿三火衰弱,气血神魂不壮,便容易引得一些魑魅魍魉缠身,或病或灾或劫,害人于无形之间,有一句老话是这么说的,小孩最容易撞鬼,是因为天眼未闭,灵觉通彻,但老人也容易撞邪,因为寿元将至,气血两衰,已经半只脚踏足阴间,渐渐模糊了阴阳界限,容易招惹一些不好的东西,老而不死谓之鬼,古代民俗之中老鬼一说,便是此理！” Full mouth talked nonsense, excess that too but Bai Qige has not threatened, to the average person, he definitely drank at this moment suddenly greatly, if you do not want dead, supplied old monk for the ancestor, fast offered the net worth, person but who to having story, gradually the circulation came was safer, then said: 满口胡扯,不过白岐歌也没有恐吓的太过分,对普通人,他此刻肯定就是骤然大喝,你要是不想死,就供老衲为祖,速速将身家奉上,但对有阅历的人,还是循环渐进来的更稳妥一些,便说道: „The donor you do not need to care, these evil spirits will mention are not the important matter, the snow and ice are melted by the sunlight, the water drop will dry out by the raging fire, human will then be a stove, if not greatly ominously greatly evil, the commonplace evil spirits anxious between will unable to do, must injure someone, will attempt it slowly, when you more and more weakly will be will erupt, the donor you pass through old monk just now uses/gives Gong, the sickness air/Qi are suppressed, for a while also unobstructive, old monk may pass on your some health skill, when your leisure will cultivate, can reduce and solve!” “不过施主你也不用太在意,这些魑魅魍魉说来也不是什么大事,冰雪会被阳光融化,滴水会被烈火烤干,人类本身便是一座火炉,若非大凶大邪,等闲魑魅魍魉急切之间也奈何不得,要害人,也是徐徐图之,待你越来越弱才是爆发之时,施主你经得老衲方才施功,病气被压制,一时也无碍,老衲可传你一些养生功夫,你闲暇之时修炼一番,便可自行化解！” Heard Bai Qige saying that Principal Li also thinks he must teach to himself is similar in an old person Tai Chi kind of keeping in good health law, did not care, saw that Bai Qige brought back a smile slightly, lifted the hand slowly, a finger slow reality anxious point in Principal Li forehead. 听到白岐歌这么说,李校长还以为他要传授给自己一些类似于老人太极拳一类的养生法,也并不是太在意,见状,白岐歌微微勾起一丝笑容,缓缓抬起手,一根手指似缓实急的点在李校长额头。 „Will extinguish the Dragon Gate Foundation Heart Method single layer the mnemonics to pour into to his mind in all, and ensure he can understand!” “将灭龙门基础心法第一重的口诀尽数灌注到他脑海之中,并确保他可以理解！” The heart meditated, Experience Points reduced 60 points instantaneously, let the Bai Qige slightly anxiety actually, but he believes that this was the investment of being worth, but this finger/refers of effect was also exceptionally tangible, in a flash, the infinite writing image deep brand mark in Principal Li in the mind, could hardly be removed merely, all mysteries all understood clearly, Principal Li revealed the color of shock immediately. 心头默念一番,经验值瞬间减少了60点,倒是让白岐歌微微肉疼了一下,不过他坚信这是值得的投资,而这一指的效果也是异常明显的,仅仅一瞬间,无穷文字图像深深的烙印在李校长脑海之中,挥之不去,一切奥秘悉数了然,李校长顿时露出震撼之色。
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