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#39: Coach, I want to play the basketball

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Yamanoi Shou sees that the facial expression delay, he cannot imagine completely, is holding the basketball except for the bosom, this picture and basketball has what relations, but his line of sight more passes, discovered that Miyag is good and evening Duke extends also wears the armor, conducts the similarly strange training. 山井寿见状,神情呆滞,他完全想象不到,除了怀里面抱着篮球,这个画面到底和篮球运动有什么关系,而他的视线越过去,发现宫城良和暮公延同样穿着铁衣,进行同样古怪的训练。 Miyag is lifting up high the basketball good, the facial expression is earnest, just like soon must jump to leap flying shooting to be the same, but he actually maintains this posture to be motionless, the chest hangs bit by bit together the queens, then the evening Duke extends to brandish the sledgehammer to pound, bang, the flagstone disruption, Miyag draws back good accordingly, but seemingly actually nothing, then exchanges the evening Duke to extend the chest to hang the flagstone, takes the basketball good, Miyag is pounding with the hammer. 宫城良高举着篮球,神情而认真,宛如即将要纵身一跃飞身投篮一般,但他却维持这个姿势不动,胸口挂着着一块大石板,然后暮公延挥舞大锤砸来,砰的一声,石板碎裂,宫城良应声而退,但貌似却没什么事情,然后换上暮公延胸口挂着石板,拿着篮球,宫城良拿锤子砸。 Their two are practicing the chest broken big stone unexpectedly in turn...... 他们两个居然在轮流练习胸口碎大石…… Sees all, all makes Yamanoi Shou brain a little unable to turn around, as if entered the Spirit specialized hospital to be the same, all was the mental illness goes crazy there all around. 入目一切,皆让山井寿脑筋有点转不过来,仿佛进入了精神病院一般,周遭全是一个个神经病在那里发神经。 Also without and other Yamanoi Shou recovers, the senior monk then comes: „Schoolmate Yamanoi Shou, you have not gotten up, along with this coach sways together hot blooded, becomes the unapproachable basketball expert, said, you have not been mentally prepared, needs the gorilla schoolmate to conduct brainwashing training of treatment course to you again.” 还没等山井寿回过神来,老和尚便飘然而来:“山井寿同学,你还不起来,随本教练一起挥洒热血,成为无可匹敌的篮球高手吧,还是说,你还没做好心理准备,需要大猩猩同学对你再进行一个疗程的洗脑培训。” Thinks gorilla that may be called Spirit put to death by dismemberment the general brainwashing, Yamanoi Shou recalls to feel afraid, shakes the head hastily, Bai Qige caresses lightly must steadily, the nod said: „Good, it seems like that the gorilla schoolmate's training a little effect, made you have the trauma to fear unexpectedly, if can the generating condition reflection be better , since you have prepared......” 一想到大猩猩那堪称精神凌迟一般的洗脑,山井寿回忆起来都觉得不寒而栗,连忙摇头,白岐歌轻抚长须,点头道:“不错,看来大猩猩同学的培训还是有点效果的,居然让你产生了心理阴影恐惧,如果能产生条件反射就更好了,不过也罢,既然你已经有所准备……” The Bai Qige suddenly look changes, becomes cold severe exceptionally, wields the whip: „Then gets up to old monk, making old monk polish you incorrigbility well as mortal, portrays from beginning to end one time you, changes to become a being indomitable spirit hot blooded basketball man.” 白岐歌陡然神色一变,变得冷厉异常,一挥鞭子:“那么给老衲起来,让老衲好好打磨你身为凡人的劣根性,将你从头到尾重新塑造一次,变成为一个顶天立地的热血篮球男子汉。” The whip brandishes to come, Yamanoi Shou responded fast, avoided directly, but evaded, actually could not avoid second, was selected by a Bai Qige whip, sore Yamanoi Shou cried out, his also violent anger got up: „You dare so to me, really not to fear the retaliation of Bloodstained Earth unexpectedly.” 鞭子挥舞而来,山井寿反应迅捷,直接避开来,但避得了一下,却避不开第二下,被白岐歌一鞭子抽中,疼的山井寿嗷嗷叫唤,他随之暴怒起来:“你居然敢如此对我,真不怕染血大地的报复吗。” „Ahem, in underworld gang calling of two youngster noisy, is worth mentioning, your does not know that the so-called fantasy, is crushed by old monk! Gave your father to telephone, how having a look at your father to say!” “哼哼,黑道中二少年的叫喧,何足挂齿,你那不知所谓的幻想,就由老衲来击碎吧！给你老爸打电话,看看你老爸怎么说的！” Yamanoi Shou received the cell phone that Bai Qige throws, above has been saving the telephone of mountain fox, he hits, after telephone connection, Yamanoi Shou just shouted a father, that side said: 山井寿接过白岐歌丢过来的手机,上面已经存着山狐狸的电话,他打过去,电话接通之后,山井寿刚刚喊了一声爸爸,那边就说道: „Son, I have turned swords into plowshares with the Grandmaster, the Grandmaster promises me to receive you for the disciple, you learn/study under the Grandmaster hand well, hopes that this time matter, can make you a little progress!” “儿子,我已经和大师化干戈为玉帛,大师答应我收你为徒,你就在大师手底下好好学习吧,希望这次的事情,可以让你有点长进！” Then the telephone hung up, Yamanoi Shou look is vacant, felt were oneself jumps to parallel space and time went, the plot looked to leak one chapter, caused definitely unable to understand the condition at this moment. 然后电话就挂断了,山井寿神色茫然,觉得自己是不是跳跃到平行时空去了,还是剧情看漏了一章,导致此刻完全无法理解状况。 „In underworld gang two youngster, your energy, your pride, all from your background, but your own strength does not have the means to undertake this energy and pride, your father regarding this is disappointed, therefore entrusted old monk with the earth-shaking Buddhist doctrine, making your shed one's mortal body and exchange one's bones turn over a new leaf, became a extraordinary man, mouth Jie mouth Jie, relax, old monk will love well your!” “黑道中二少年,你的底气,你的骄傲,皆是来自于你的背景,而你自己的力量却没有办法承担起这份底气和骄傲,你的父亲对此可是失望的很呢,所以委托老衲用惊天动地的佛法,让你脱胎换骨重新做人,成为一个了不起的男子汉,口桀口桀,放心吧,老衲会好好疼爱你的了！” Bai Qige smile as always „mercy”, makes Yamanoi Shou feel intermittent unclear: „You, you......” 白岐歌的笑容一如既往的“慈悲”,却让山井寿感到阵阵不详:“你,你……” „Your anything you, starting today, you must call my coach Sir, for you, old monk even took a nickname specially, is called the resting coach, the meaning of this nickname is very simple, if you make old monk unsatisfied, old monk makes you rest momentarily thoroughly! Now, wears the basketball clothing/taking to me, with the basketball, starts to conduct the basketball practice.” “你什么你,从今天开始,你要叫我教练大人,为了你,老衲甚至特意取了一个绰号,就叫做安息教练,这个绰号的意思很简单,你要是让老衲不满意,老衲随时让你彻底安息！现在,给我穿上篮球服,拿上篮球,开始进行篮球练习。” The heavy armor, ties up the iron slab in hand, bringing the foot handcuffs of iron ball to lose, looks that these and basketball cannot have any relations, seems like the equipment of heavy penalty prisoner, Yamanoi Shou could not bear the throat swallow, the idea of a wise man does not fight against impossible odds returned to one in mind pai, Yamanoi Shou was difficult will be reading makes the basketball clothing/taking, the equipment of severe sentence prisoner torture instrument put on actually. 沉重的铁衣,绑在手上的铁块,带着铁球的脚铐丢过来,看着这些和篮球扯不上任何一点关系,反倒像是重刑罚囚犯的装备,山井寿忍不住喉头吞咽了一下,好汉不吃眼前亏的想法在脑海徘回了一阵,山井寿还是艰难的将着读作篮球服,实则重刑囚犯刑具的装备穿上。 „Very good, old monk Wisdom is earth-shaking, inspiring, always does missionary work because of the material, adopts the different learning modes in view of individual characteristics, your words, first come a splendid steel pipe dance to old monk, naturally, you, if likes, coming section sensuous dance old monk not to have the opinion, old monk does not look in any case and that's the end!” “很好,老衲的智慧惊天动地,可歌可泣,向来因材而施教,针对个人特点而采取不同的训练方式,你的话,先给老衲来一段精彩的钢管舞吧,当然,你要是喜欢,来段艳舞老衲也没意见,反正老衲不看就是了！” What this and can the basketball training pull to relate? Yamanoi Shou also feels vacant, feels the humiliation, the evil fire upwells suddenly, his solemn Bloodstained Earth Gang Leader, resolving to by the future extraordinary personality of Ability User rule human, how could be insulted by this, he must revolt, he must revolt, is making this read thinks the time, sand Bao the equally big fist appears in suddenly black his at present, then at present one. 这到底和篮球训练扯得上什么关系呢？山井寿也觉得茫然,也觉得屈辱,骤然邪火上涌,他堂堂染血大地的帮主,立志要以异能者统治人类的未来伟人,岂能受此侮辱,他要反抗,他必须反抗,正在做此念想的时候,沙煲一样大的拳头骤然出现在他的眼前,然后眼前一黑。 Yamanoi Shou covers the eye to roll on the bed, Bai Qige takes back the double fist, said solemnly and respectfully: „old monk saw the improper evil thought in your eyes, supposed that you heart demon has entered the body, old monk can only according to the buddhist monastery temple secret prescription handed down in the family, expels heart demon of your within the body, what kind of, the good point not to have, the idea without revolted against? Some words might as well spoke frankly, the old monk fist was hale and hearty, you because of the fantasy that heart demon came, thoroughly was destroyed by old monk!” 山井寿捂着眼睛在床上滚来滚去,白岐歌收回双拳,肃穆而道:“老衲在你眼中看见了不该有的邪念,估摸你已经心魔入体,老衲只能依照兰若寺祖传秘方,来驱逐你体内的心魔,怎么样,好点没,还有没反抗的想法？有的话不妨直说,老衲拳头硬朗,你因为心魔而来的幻想,就由老衲来彻底摧毁！” Senior monk that inhuman overbearing, making Yamanoi Shou clearly become aware at present the situation thoroughly, he is the meat on block, looked how Bai Qige devastated, finally, Yamanoi Shou is grasping the thought of a wise man does not fight against impossible odds, decided the way of adopting non-violent does not cooperate protested, he curls and shrinks in the bedside, does not drive the ball, Bai Qige not to care, is says with a smile really frank: 老和尚那毫无人性的霸道,让山井寿彻底明悟眼下处境,他就是砧板上的肉,就看白岐歌怎么蹂躏了,最后,山井寿还是秉持着好汉不吃眼前亏的念头,决定采取非暴力不合作的方式抗议,他卷缩在床边,死活不带动弹,白岐歌也不在意,甚是爽朗笑道: „Hehe, could see that you instruction to old monk a little resist, but is unimportant, old monk can the opportunity that you choose, first, you are dead set on to follow old monk, the hitting basketball of going all out, studies the say/way of skill basketball, second, changes name, is called the basketball, goes on living in Club by the status of item, practices by the say/way of skill basketball, raises while convenient, your future companion, the dark blue billows three beasts their three has visited the say/way of person of ball uniting, in the evening sleeps does not hold the basketball unable to fall asleep from the start, but you can feel relieved, regardless of that two roads, can make you visit basketball it. The peak, becomes the hot blooded man who unyielding or is soft, mouth Jie mouth Jie!” “呵呵,看得出你还是对老衲的教诲有点抗拒,不过不要紧,老衲可以给你选择的机会,第一,你死心塌地追随老衲,发愤图强的打篮球,学习功夫篮球之道,第二,改个名字,叫做篮球,以道具的身份在社团内活下去,修行被功夫篮球之道,顺带一提,你的未来同伴,沧澜三兽他们三个已经踏足人球合一之道,晚上睡觉不抱着篮球都压根睡不着,不过你可以放心,不论那两条路,都能让你踏足篮球之道的巅峰,成为铁骨铮铮或者柔情似水的热血男子汉,口桀口桀！” These threat words from a face extraordinary expert character, in the senior monk mouth of meaning of whole face mercy mentioned, unusual being out of sorts, but that fierce Jie Jie smiled strangely, actually sensed sincerely arrives implication ominous offense. 这些威胁话语从一脸世外高人风骨,满脸慈悲之意的老和尚口中说来,异常的违和,但那狰狞的桀桀怪笑,却让人深切感悟到其中蕴含的凶戾。 But at this time, the wood the constitution three people be ready to fight had just walked, smile hot blooded, the look is resolute, prepares to persuade Yamanoi Shou to become their partners, but looks like in Yamanoi Shou, dark blue billows three beast three people of groups, smile „fierce”, look „crazy”, must clearly regard the basketball to use oneself impatiently, satisfies their three people „person ball unites” the terrifying desire. 而此时,木刚宪三人已经摩拳擦掌的走过来,笑容热血,眼神刚毅,准备过来劝说山井寿成为他们的伙伴,但在山井寿看来,沧澜三兽三人组,笑容“狰狞”,眼神“疯狂”,分明已经迫不及待要将自己当成篮球来使用,满足他们三人“人球合一”的恐怖欲望。 Before Yamanoi Shou instantaneously , the thought of non-violent not cooperation protest throws outside the clouds, kneels down suddenly, during this life, his innermost feelings emotion never has at this moment that spirited rushing, has not seemed like now equally is impatient, tears ample eye socket, his both hands tread, lowers the head, the devout and excited big sonar shouts: 山井寿瞬间将之前非暴力不合作抗议的念头抛之云霄之外,猛然跪倒,这一生之中,他的内心情感从来没有这一刻那么激昂滂湃,从没有像是现在一样迫不及待,泪水盈满眶,他双手支着地面,低着头,虔诚而激动的大声呐喊道: „Coach, I want to play the basketball!” “教练,我想打篮球！” Bai Qige caresses must nod, the look was gentle, puts out a hand to help up Yamanoi Shou: 白岐歌抚须点头,神色慈祥,伸手扶起了山井寿: „Is a promising young man, then on fast sets out, steps up to exercise, over the following several days, old monk will have arranged a series of compact and effective training for you, strives to let your shed one's mortal body and exchange one's bones within the shortest time, becomes the qualified basketball court soldier, right, this gave you chopper and basketball, met you danced the steel pipe dance the time while convenient is familiar with the feel, because quick must conduct the solid exercise to train, after three hours, the famous peaceful fist Martial Arts group will come the Yan-Huang Empire tour, you can ask them to play the basketball, after six hours, two partner outside area criminal syndicates must conduct here. The narcotics trade the transaction of munitions, you must punish them with the basketball!” “孺子可教,那就速速起身,加紧锻炼,接下来的几天,老衲已经为你们安排了一系列紧凑而有效的培训,争取在最短时间之内让你们脱胎换骨,成为合格的篮球场战士,对了,这把砍刀和篮球给你,一会你跳钢管舞的时候顺便熟悉一下手感,因为很快就要进行实操培训了,三个小时之后,有一个久负盛名的泰拳武术团会来炎黄帝国巡回表演,你们可以去找他们打篮球,六个小时之后,有两伙外地黑帮要在这里进行毒品换军火的交易,你们要用篮球去制裁他们！”
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