MNAFEO :: Volume #1

#36: old monk especially likes coordinating others acting cool

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However that rivers and lakes big shot because of words and deeds tone too acting cool, is too bad, this boy eats meal, expressed an opinion to the dish, convention acting cool, actually angered some retiring rivers and lakes, did not ask that human affairs many years, the strong person who now changes the trade chef, was patted finally at the scene by a pot bucket. 不过那位江湖大佬就因为言行口吻太装逼,太恶劣,某一次这厮去吃饭,对菜品发表了一番意见,惯例的装逼了一番,却惹怒了某一位退隐江湖,不问世事多年,现在改行当厨子的强人,结果被一锅勺当场拍死。 Until now the grave mound of that rivers and lakes big shot as before is the reputation remoteness scenic site, many past by his Taunt the person will come to jump square dance anything at holidays. 至今那位江湖大佬的坟头依旧是声名远扬的旅游景点,许多昔日被他嘲讽过的人逢年过节就会过来跳个广场舞什么的。 Although acting cool meets flamboyant, finally turned stupidly, compelled, what has to acknowledge, this rivers and lakes big shot profound and exquisite acting cool skill, might be called the rivers and lakes one certainly, even the stone people can get up to the flame of anger by its Taunt. 虽然装逼遇上牛逼,最终变成了傻、逼,不过不得不承认的是,这位江湖大佬高深而精湛的装逼功力,堪称江湖一绝,就算是石头人都能被其嘲讽到无名火起。 Bai Qige imitates at present, immediately great talent tested in a small task, said that person somewhat angry. 白岐歌眼下模仿起来,牛刀小试一番,顿时将那人说的有些恼怒。 „This saying, causes as left doing an inspection of Bloodstained Earth, I cannot treat as have not heard!” “这话,作为染血大地的左巡查使,我可不能当做没听到呢！” That person of look is invariable, the tone is light, but the different kind pressure, the air suddenly is heavy, turns into the entity common material, stubbornly sticks to the body of Bai Qige, the latter opens mouth, the body was turned into semi-solid general strange existence by the air congealment, oxygen cannot attract, the change of rapidly inside and outside air pressure, lets the Bai Qige within the body blood ebullition. 那人神色不变,语气清淡,但却有一股别样威压,空气陡然沉重起来,变成实体一般的物质,死死的贴住白岐歌的身体,后者张开嘴,身遭空气凝结变成半固态一般的诡异存在,一点氧气都吸不到,内外气压的急速改变,更是让白岐歌体内血液沸腾。 But Bai Qige does not fear, shows a faint smile, the air turns into half solidification body, forms the shackles attack, this move he has experienced before, moves slightly, crash-bang crash-bang the broken sound emerges out of thin air, lingers in the air in the body the solid state air is then shaken the smashing directly. 但白岐歌丝毫不惧,微微一笑,空气变成半凝固体,形成枷锁攻击,这一招早在之前他就体验过,微微一动,哗啦哗啦的碎响凭空出现,袅绕在身遭的固态空气便被直接震成粉碎。 This move of oncoming force is surreptitious, invisible does not have the trace, Bi Fulin read the power to be stranger, but there is a greatest shortcoming, that was strength ratio Bi Fulin read the power to be weak, according to the estimate of Bai Qige, supposed that was also the ranks of 22 strength values, dealt with the average person, that was goes smoothly everywhere, but coped with him, insufficiently looked completely, Ability User that but Bai Qige contacts now, had this problem, seemingly all sorts of strange and unusual attack, the general intensity was not high. 这招来势诡秘,无形无踪,比毕福林的念动力都还要诡异,但有个莫大的缺点,那就是强度比毕福林的念动力还要弱,按照白岐歌的估计,估摸也就是22点力量值的级别,对付普通人,那是无往不利,但对付他,就完全不够看了,不过白岐歌现在所接触的异能者,都有这个毛病,看似千奇百怪的攻击,却普遍强度不高。 Grazes suddenly, Great Peng who such as soars, flies high to fly to trample to go, really must trample, that left doing an inspection causes to have then must fly to roll about 56 meters. 骤然飞掠而下,如腾空的大鹏,凌空飞踹而去,真要踹中,那左巡查使少不得便要飞滚五六米开外。 But at this time, left doing an inspection causes to vanish in the Bai Qige eye little, when Bai Qige falls to the ground, that person has stood about two meters place, Bai Qige foot treads the land, the cement floor treads out the crowded spider mark directly, that person sees that the look concentrates slightly, Bai Qige does not care, with long hurried strides walks, stands before that person, lowers the head, overlooks, the look looks disdainfully: „Do you have the opinion?” 但此时,左巡查使在白岐歌眼中一点点消失,当白岐歌落地的时候,那人已经站在两米开外的地方,白岐歌脚踏大地,水泥地面直接被踩出密集的蜘蛛纹,那人见状,眼神微微一凝,白岐歌也不在意,大步流星走过去,站在那人身前,低头,俯视,眼神睥睨:“你有意见？” „Has! Our Bloodstained Earth is not a weak one.” “有！我们染血大地可不是弱者呢。” „, How many kids do obeisance before Duke Guan, composed so-called faction, you said that is not the weak one, do you want to tease old monk to be happy? If you pursue from afar, spoke this joke for this, then old monk smiles now, you can also go...... dead!” “呵,几个小屁孩在关公面前拜一拜,组成的所谓帮派,你说不是弱者,你这是要逗老衲开心吗？如果你千里迢迢追来,就只是为了这一个说这个笑话的话,那么老衲现在笑了,你也可以去……死了！” It is not enough to describe that aggressively Bai Qige words and deeds at this moment, that in arrogance and strength from bone, can with being supercilious to describe simply, but is extraordinary, Bai Qige more displays that strength, that person of attitude even more is cautious, but Bai Qige actually not discretely and confuses by his modestly, because he has been able to detect, at present this appearance ordinary man lays aside the fang secretly, frequently gathers the potential to erupt, reason that does not have the plot revealed to the present, but Bai Qige adopts the words and deeds that presses on step by step, has not given him the opportunity. 咄咄逼人都不足以形容白岐歌此刻的言行,那种发自骨子里的傲慢和强硬,简直可以用目中无人来形容,但出奇的,白岐歌越是表现出那份强硬,那人的态度就愈发谨慎,但白岐歌却没有被他的那副谨慎和谦虚所迷惑,因为他一直可以察觉到,眼前这个面目平凡的男人暗暗藏起獠牙,时刻蓄势爆发,之所以到现在没有图穷匕见,只是白岐歌采取步步紧逼的言行,一点都没有给他可乘之机。 „Grandmaster should not be anxious, please listen to my word, few Gang Leader establish Bloodstained Earth, indeed are not powerful, but old Gang Leader controls, is true Bloodstained Earth, about doing an inspection causes, the four great heavenly gods, eight big night of demons, our strengths, each compares that so-called seven holy spirit to be more powerful . Moreover, our old Gang Leader back, but also is standing in the legend...... day! Life! Gods! Teaches!” “大师勿急,请听我一言,少帮主成立的染血大地,的确算不上强大,但老帮主所掌控的,才是真正的染血大地,左右巡查使,四大天王,八大夜魅,我们的实力,每一个都比那所谓的七圣灵要更强大,而且,我们老帮主的背后,还站着传说中的……天！命！神！教！” „Unexpectedly is the day! Life! Gods! Teaches!” Bai Qige hears word, the look big change, sucks in an cold air/Qi, twittering, then supplemented one: “居然是天！命！神！教！”白岐歌闻言,神色大变,倒抽一口冷气,呢喃了一句,然后追加了一句: „What thing is that?” “那是什么玩意？” On that face solemn and respectful cannot hang immediately: „Grandmaster, you have not listened, as for showing this facial expression?” 那人脸上的肃穆立刻挂不住了:“大师,你没听过,至于露出这幅神情吗？” „old monk hear of your solemn and respectful serious expressions, probably very flamboyant appearance, for does not appear old monk to be friendless and unlearned, simultaneously out of the old monk unique wicked interest, therefore echoes your specially, quite when lets you satisfy the bright background shock the acting cool feeling of satisfaction of outstanding heroes, this is old monk to the just before the end person unique mercy, what kind of, crispness that very that compelled the attire a moment ago? The crisp words were right, because, you can not have scruples to reveal in this case your long-premeditated card in a hand, then relieved died!” “老衲听你这肃穆严重的语气,好像很牛逼的样子,为了不显得老衲孤陋寡闻,同时出于老衲特有的恶趣味,所以特意附和你一下,好让你满足自己亮背景时震慑群雄的装逼满足感,这是老衲给临终之人特有的慈悲,怎么样,刚才那个逼是不是装的很爽？爽的话就对了,因为这样的话,你就可以毫无顾忌亮出你蓄谋已久的底牌,然后安心的去死了吧！” That person of look had the change for the first time, the light look, just like the blade edge cold twinkle, the body is generally motionless, but the violent violent wind gets up suddenly, wipes the invisible blade edge but instantaneously, touches and goes in the necks of Bai Qige. 那人神色第一次产生了变化,平淡的眼神,宛如刀锋一般冷冽闪烁,身体不动,但猛烈的飙风忽起,一抹无形的刀锋瞬间而至,在白岐歌的脖子之间擦过。 Just like cutting the metal is ordinary, the sparking flame twinkle, the Bai Qige leaning head, the invisible blade edge touches and goes slightly, cuts open three meters opening the metal wall of distant warehouse, the Bai Qige look touched the neck calmly: „, old monk thinks your ability is the air operation, but at present looks like, is only the pure air compression, before was the congealing air/Qi is the wall, imprisoned others, is the present the congealing air/Qi is an blade? Actually a little meaning, but gathered the air/Qi time is too long, enough 18 seconds . Moreover the lethality was also not much.” 宛如切割金属一般,闪亮的火光闪烁而起,白岐歌微微偏头,无形的刀锋擦过,将远方仓库的金属墙壁割开三米长的裂口,白岐歌神色从容摸了摸脖子:“哦,本来老衲以为你的异能是空气操作,但眼下看来,只是单纯的空气压缩而已,之前是凝气为墙,禁锢别人,现在是凝气为刃吗？倒是有点意思,但聚气时间太长了,足足十八秒,而且杀伤力也不怎么样。” „The blade of my blade edge, tears the metal sufficiently, are you monster?” left Xuncha signals with the eyes the big change, does not seem to believe oneself gather strength for a long time ability to attack to a Bai Qige effect, Bai Qige smiles lightly: „little friend, Indestructible Vajra Body that old monk is repeatedly tempered, a little attack cannot shoulder, old monk discussed that what visits the bustling place, revives the power and prestige of buddhist monastery temple, now you can rest safely!” “我的刀锋之刃,足以撕裂金属,你是怪物吗？”左巡查使眼神大变,似乎不相信自己蓄力已久的异能攻击对白岐歌一点效果,白岐歌淡淡一笑:“小朋友,老衲千锤百炼的金刚不坏之身,这么一点攻击都扛不住,老衲谈何踏足红尘,重振兰若寺的威风,现在你可以安心的安息了吧！” In left doing an inspection causes in the panic-stricken look, the Bai Qige both arms shake, the clothing was shattered, the extraordinary expert version senior monk winding, the muscle monster monk gets online, has saying that was corroded by Long Aotian Retarding Halo one after another twice, causing spiritual wisdom to be confused, besides sends in the hospital Long Aotian twice, has other harvests, in foundation that because he transforms in the contour unexpectedly, was self-taught to learn to transform two times, changed Wet Dream senior monk who became the muscle monster version. 在左巡查使惊骇的眼神之中,白岐歌双臂一震,衣衫破碎,世外高人版老和尚下线,肌肉妖僧上线,不得不说,接连两次被龙傲天的弱智光环所侵蚀,导致神智错乱,除了两次将龙傲天送入医院之外,也还是有其他收获的,因为他居然在外形幻化的基础上,无师自通习得了二次幻化,变身成肌肉怪兽版的梦遗老和尚。 Bai Qige felt like that in this edition, Slaying Heavens and Myriad Fantasies defensive power and attack power as if have the subtle promotion, but the mimicry transforms this skill, had not obtained the acknowledgment of Fate Interface, therefore does not have the particular data , Bai Qige is also unknown, but he felt, depending on the contour of this muscle monster monk, threatens ability + 10086 Attribute to have absolutely. 白岐歌隐隐觉得在这个版本上,万幻天斩的防御力和攻击力都似乎有微妙的提升,不过拟态幻化这个技能,一直没有获得天命界面的承认,所以没有详细数据,到底是不是,白岐歌也不得而知,不过他觉得,光凭这个肌肉妖僧的外形,一个威吓能力的属性是绝对少不了的了。 Bai Qige shakes the fist, has not caused to shake the fist toward left doing an inspection, then strikes the verve straight punch, pounds in the right air, what is strange, after this fist wields, actually resounds a pitiful yell baseless. 白岐歌挥拳,却没有朝左巡查使挥拳,而后一击刚猛的直拳,砸在右边的空气之中,但奇怪的是,这一拳挥出之后,却凭空响起一声惨叫。 „old monk has to acknowledge, your so-called true Bloodstained Earth, indeed are less than Gang Leader Bloodstained Earth to want powerful you, at least the intelligence quotient is normal, but, trivial tempts the enemy to lose concentration, then lets the companion the tactic that sneak attacks from side , is really not the good idea!” “老衲不得不承认,你们这所谓的真正染血大地,的确比你们少帮主的染血大地要强大一点,起码智商是正常的,不过,区区诱敌分神,然后让同伴从旁偷袭的战术,也实在不是什么高招！” After pitiful yell, a wear black tight clothes, grasps the man of pure black ink blade to appear the figure, the left shoulder was collapsed by a Bai Qige fist bang, the mouth spitting blood froth, falls to the ground slowly. 惨叫过后,一个穿着黑色紧身衣,手持纯黑墨刃的男子现出身形,左肩膀被白岐歌一拳轰塌,口吐血沫,缓缓倒地。 „This stealth capability is indeed interesting, unexpectedly can even the pointed weapons hide together, but, does not have the significance in front of old monk, because your sounds of footsteps had betrayed you!” “这隐形能力的确有趣,居然能连兵刃都一起隐藏,但是,在老衲面前毫无意义,因为你们的脚步声已经出卖了你们！” The Bai Qige look is solemn, the language, then that left doing an inspection causes after arrogant jumps, spreads out, then waves, the men of seven black leotards appear the figure, is the appearance of being ready in full battle array, the Bai Qige look as before calm calm, but the heart actually has a scare suddenly. 白岐歌神色冷峻,傲慢而语,而后那个左巡查使朝后一跳,拉开距离,然后一挥手,七个黑色紧身衣的男子现出身形,皆是严阵以待的模样,白岐歌神色依旧从容淡定,但心头却猛然吓了一跳。 Other source detected that slightly right is a little as if improper, a fist pounds, after pounding an invisible man, then spoke thoughtlessly cheats, has not thought that unexpectedly emitted so many invisible men suddenly. 他方才只是微微察觉到右边似乎有点不妥,才一拳砸过去,砸出个隐身人之后,便随口一诈,没想到居然陡然冒出那么多隐身人来。 „Grandmaster, really good divine ability, eight big night of demons to be elusive, just like walk the god of death of nether world and world, average person, even if until were killed may not discover existence of night of charm, actually unexpectedly by a Grandmaster comparing broken whereabouts!” “大师,果然好神通,八大夜魅来无影去无踪,宛如行走幽冥与人间的死神,普通人哪怕是直至被杀都不一定能发现夜魅的存在,却不料被大师一眼勘破行踪！” „It seems like you all come prepared, your right doing an inspection cause, the four great heavenly gods where, bright coming out lets old monk the eye! Look has the qualifications becomes lets that old monk is awed at the sight!” “看来你们皆是有备而来,你们的右巡查使,四大天王何在,亮出来让老衲过过眼！看看是不是有资格成为让老衲望而生畏的强！” When left doing an inspection causes to change except for just now strikes the idle work the look, at this moment restores that not happy worry-free light complexion again: „Grandmaster chatted, facing Grandmaster your expert, even if Bloodstained Earth elite completely leaves, only feared that should still damage seriously, why this is, Grandmaster, although our Bloodstained Earth the by Reactionary gang appearance shows, but the conduct comes at once the discretion, because we are the branches of destiny god, is inheritance glorious ancient, the Grandmaster you only feared that is also one of the ancient inheritance, why really among a minor matter, but injured ancient inheritance friendly.” 左巡查使除了方才一击无功时神色微变,此刻又再度恢复那无喜无忧的平淡脸色:“大师说笑了,面对大师你这种高人,即使染血大地精锐尽出,只怕也会损伤惨重,这又是何必呢,大师,我们染血大地虽然以黑帮面目示人,但行事速来有分寸,因为我们是天命神教的分支,是传承悠久的古老者,大师你只怕也是古老传承者的一员,又何必真为了一点小事而伤了古老传承者间的和气呢。”
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