MTTIR :: Volume #5

#445: Tumultuous times person like dog, prosperous times dog


3 : 00 pm. 下午 3 点。 Zhangdashan and Li Fengzhen took the present of careful preparation to arrive at the happy matrimonial agency, and smooth saw famous Grandmaster river in the boss office. 张大山与李凤珍提着精心准备的礼品来到了幸福婚介所,并顺利的在老板办公室见到了享誉全国的江大师。 Puts down the present, after having greeted mutually, Li Fengzhen then directly soars the subject saying: Grandmaster river, at the matter of Wanda Plaza, you also knew this morning, I am that catch up to catch the deceitful first wife from afar, now this bastard belt/bring that raises small S comes, wants to ask you to help me calculate the marriage affinity, doesn't know to be able?” 放下礼品,互相打过招呼后,李凤珍便直奔主题道:“江大师,今天上午在万达广场发生的事,想必您也知道了,我就是那个千里迢迢赶过来抓奸的原配,现在把这个养小s的混蛋带过来,就是想请您帮我推算一下姻缘,不知道可不可以?” This saying, the face of Zhangdashan was at that time black, this young married woman is really a face does not remain to him, although he takes the consequences for own actions, but in the heart is very uncomfortable. 这话一出,张大山的脸当时就黑了,这婆娘真的是一点面子都不给他留啊,虽说他是自作自受,但心中还是很不爽。 Jiang Feng eats meal at noon has listened to the wife to tell the elder sister this matter, will not be accidental their couples to walk, hears Li Fengzhen's inquiry, he will smile saying: Calculation marriage affinity could also be my strong point, naturally did not have the issue.” 江枫中午吃饭的时候已经听老婆跟姐姐说过这事,一点都不意外他们夫妇会找上门来,听到李凤珍的询问,他微笑道:“推算姻缘也算得上是我的强项了,自然是没问题的。” Li Fengzhen is joyful: That troubled Grandmaster river you!” 李凤珍欣喜道:“那就麻烦江大师您了!” Jiang Feng said: Sister Li does not need to be polite, my calculates to you.” 江枫道:“李姐不必客气,我这就给你们推算一下。” Zhangdashan and Li Feng news briefs word unconscious sitting the body, online blew the marriage affinity calculation ability of Grandmaster river straight wonderfully, they must personally experience immediately, naturally is attaches great importance to extremely. 张大山与李凤珍闻言都不自觉的坐直了身子,网上把江大师的姻缘推算能力吹得神乎其神,他们马上就要亲身体验了,自然是重视万分。 Jiang Feng looks with rapt attention to Li Fengzhen, then the mind moves, Li Fengzhen's match material on 11 appears in front virtual picture: 江枫凝神看向李凤珍,然后心神一动,李凤珍的匹配资料就一一浮现在面前的虚拟画面中: Name Li Fengzhen 【姓名】李凤珍 Spouse Zhangdashan 【配偶】张大山 Current marital match value 62( couple sentiment 52 + properly matched 72 + family relationships 62) 【当前婚姻匹配值】62(夫妻感情52+门当户对72+家庭关系62) Limit marriage match value 71( couple sentiment 69 + properly matched 76 + family relationships 68) 【极限婚姻匹配值】71(夫妻感情69+门当户对76+家庭关系68) Extramarital peach blossom Peach blossom tribulation 1...... peach blossom tribulation 2...... peach blossom tribulation 3...... 【婚外桃花】桃花劫一……桃花劫二……桃花劫三…… Marital details...... 【婚姻详情】…… Marital present situation...... 【婚姻现状】…… Marital review This is also calculates to be able the marriage, although with outstanding does not touch on slightly, so long as the intention operates, does not toss about carelessly, can the average undulating for a lifetime. 【婚姻点评】这是一桩还算可以的婚姻,虽然跟优秀不沾边,但只要用心经营,不胡乱折腾,也能平平澹澹的过一辈子。 Read this couple's match material, Jiang Feng also has many sensibility regarding the marriage at present, he understands a truth, that was a same person, in the different ages, had the different views regarding the marriage. 看完眼前这对夫妻的匹配资料,江枫对于婚姻也有了不少的感悟,他明白了一个道理,那就是同样的一个人,在不同的年龄段,对于婚姻都有不一样的看法。 Draws the analogy with this couple at present, if Zhangdashan raises small S to be grasped deceitfully ten years ago, the couple sentiment was shattered most likely. 就拿眼前这对夫妻来打比方,如果张大山是在十年前养小s被抓奸,那夫妻感情十有八九是破灭了。 But now two people were forty years old, have also had very sweeping change regarding the view of marriage, even if Zhangdashan raises small S to be caught by the wife, the sentiment also has the opportunity of saving. 但现在两人都已经四十几岁了,对于婚姻的看法也发生了很大变化,哪怕张大山养小s被老婆抓到,感情也还有挽救的机会。 Jiang Feng sighed with emotion secretly, then says: „ Sister Li, after my calculation, discovered that you passed an examination with Brother Zhang's marriage, could be the good marriage in the present society. 江枫暗暗感慨了一番,然后才开口说道:“李姐,经过我的推算,发现你跟张哥的婚姻是及格了的,在如今的社会算得上是不错的婚姻了。 You marry in the twenty years, although also quarrelled a lot, but as the saying goes slightly quarrelled joyfully, quarrelled has not affected your couple sentiments. 你们结婚这二十年来,虽然也没少吵架,但俗话说小吵怡情,吵架并没有影响到你们的夫妻感情。 Generally speaking, so long as you can operate your marriage attentively, does not toss about carelessly, you can the average undulating for a lifetime. ” 总的来说,只要你们能够用心经营自己的婚姻,不胡乱折腾的话,那你们是可以平平澹澹过一辈子的。” Li Fengzhen shot a look at Zhangdashan one slantingly, then face earnest asking: Grandmaster river, he raises small S at the back of me now, was tossing about carelessly, does not know me with his marriage, but also there is a necessity that continues to maintain?” 李凤珍斜瞥了张大山一眼,然后才一脸认真的问道:“江大师,现在他背着我养小s,就是在胡乱折腾了,不知道我跟他的婚姻,还有没有继续维持下去的必要?” Jiang Feng said: Must continue to maintain this marriage, must look at your choices.” 江枫道:“要不要继续维持这段婚姻,就要看你们自己的选择了。” Zhangdashan cannot bear the digression ask: Grandmaster river, your suggestion?” 张大山忍不住插话问道:“江大师,那您的建议呢?” Jiang Feng said: My suggestion naturally is urges you to continue to maintain this marriage, after all you have the emotional basis, is living together the entire 20 years, the sentiment had also transformed to become the kinship, if such marriage the choice ended, perhaps your both sides are hard to accept.” 江枫道:“我的建议自然是劝你们继续维持这段婚姻,毕竟你们是有感情基础的,也在一起生活了整整二十年,感情也已经转化成为亲情,这样的婚姻要是选择结束,恐怕你们双方都难以接受。” Li Fengzhen said: Grandmaster river, I heard the man, so long as goes off track one time, whether there is several times, I can forgive his one time, does not represent to forgive him, how should this confidence crisis solve?” 李凤珍道:“江大师,我听说男人只要出轨一次,就会有无数次,我可以原谅他一次,不代表能一直原谅他,这信任危机该如何解决呢?” Jiang Feng said with a smile: This is but actually easy to be solved, first, I can pay some prices , to promote your couple sentiments forcefully. Second, I can calculate peach blossom tribulation that in your marriage presents, so long as will guard ahead of time will not naturally be worried to go off track.” 江枫笑道:“这个倒容易解决,第一,我可以付出一些代价,强行提升你们的夫妻感情。第二,我能推算出你们婚姻中出现的桃花劫,只要提前防范自然就不会担心出轨了。” Zhangdashan and is Li Feng news briefs word to shock , to promote couple sentiment such operation unexpectedly forcefully? This special also pulled peacefully? 张大山与李凤珍闻言都是震撼不已,竟然还有强行提升夫妻感情这样的操作?这特么也太扯澹了吧? If this saying changes into other Grandmasters, it is estimated that the couple must spurt his stream of abuse, what however said this words was Grandmaster river this famous uncanny prediction Grandmaster, they did not believe must believe. 如果这话换成其他大师来说,估计夫妻俩都得喷他个狗血淋头,然而说出这种话的是江大师这个大名鼎鼎的神算大师,他们是不信也得信。 Yes, does not know to achieve this point, what price does Grandmaster river need to pay? 就是,不知道做到这一点,江大师需要付出什么样的代价? Li Fengzhen cannot bear ask: Grandmaster river, does not know that promotes the couple sentiment forcefully the words, do you need to pay the big price?” 李凤珍忍不住问道:“江大师,不知道强行提升夫妻感情的话,你需要付出多大的代价?” The Jiang Feng smile said: Pays the big price not saying that acts in any case occasionally time words, current I also calculate to withstand, if you need me for you to have hand a time.” 江枫微笑道:“付出多大的代价不好说,反正偶尔出手一次的话,目前的我还算承受得起,你们要是需要我可以为你们出一次手。” In Li Fengzhen heart an excitement, immediately somewhat disturbed asking: „The words that Grandmaster river, the so mysterious ability, you are willing to act, do not know how to collect fees?” 李凤珍心中一阵激动,随即又有些忐忑的问道:“江大师,如此神奇的能力,您愿意出手的话,不知道是怎么收费的?” Jiang Feng beckons with the hand to say with a smile: Sister Li, this does not collect fees, after the effect comes out, you look that sealed a red packet to me on the line!” 江枫摆手笑道:“李姐,这个是不收费的,等效果出来后,你看着给我封个红包就行了!” This...... thanks Grandmaster river!” Zhangdashan and Li Fengzhen are pleasantly surprised. “这……谢谢江大师!”张大山与李凤珍都是又惊又喜。 Then, both sides inevitable smalltalk. 接下来,双方不可避免的又客套了一番。 Then Jiang Feng then started his operation, he puts out the written records from the desk, gives this couple to say at present: Brother Zhang, Sister Li, you first writes down oneself name and record of one's horoscope.” 然后江枫便开始了他的操作,他从办公桌上拿出纸笔,递给眼前这对夫妻道:“张哥,李姐,你们先把自己的姓名与生辰八字都写下来。” Zhangdashan nodded with Li Fengzhen, received the written records writes down the respective name and record of one's horoscope. 张大山跟李凤珍点头,接过纸笔把各自的姓名与生辰八字写了下来。 Jiang Feng acts in a play to develop the complete set, he poured one cup of plain boiled water, then does not know where fishes out two needles, lets Zhangdashan and Li Fengzhen punctures the middle finger, pushed a drop of blood toward the cup. 江枫演戏演全套,他倒了一杯白开水,然后不知道从哪里摸出两门针,让张大山与李凤珍刺破中指,往杯中挤了一滴血。 Immediately, Jiang Feng closes the eye, mumbled. 随即,江枫闭上眼睛,念念有词。 After three minutes, Jiang Feng opens the eye, took a cup to come, bloody water divided into two that cup, gave two humanity respectively: Your couples drank this cup of bloody water together, drinks up closes the eye, then recalls the process that you acquaintance loved one another initially, waited to recall to finish, you opened the eye again, at the appointed time should be able to see the effect.” 三分钟后,江枫睁开眼睛,又拿了一个杯子过来,把那杯“血水”一分为二,分别递给两人道:“你们夫妻一起把这杯血水喝了,喝完就闭上眼睛,然后回忆你们当初相识相恋的过程,等回忆结束,你们再睁开眼睛,到时应该就能见到效果了。” Zhangdashan and Li Fengzhen received the cup, in mind that Grandmaster river said that immediately raises head, bloody water did that half cup. 张大山与李凤珍接过杯子,把江大师所说的在脑海中过了一遍,随即一仰头,把那半杯“血水”一口干了。 Then, two people then obey the Grandmaster river instruction, closes process that the eye recalls two people to be acquainted to love one another silently, that year, his 24 -year-old, she 21 years old...... 然后,两人便听从江大师的吩咐,闭上眼睛默默地回忆起两人相识相恋的过程,那一年,他二十四岁,她二十一岁…… Jiang Feng is gazing at their couples, felt that the time was up, used the broken-down wall function directly, forcefully pull-up their couple's marital match value. 江枫注视着他们夫妻,感觉时间差不多了,就直接动用了破壁功能,强行拉升他们夫妻的婚姻匹配值。 After pull-up, Zhangdashan and Li Fengzhen's marital match value turned into this: 拉升之后,张大山与李凤珍的婚姻匹配值就变成了这样: Current marital match value 72( couple sentiment 72 + properly matched 72 + family relationships 72) 【当前婚姻匹配值】72(夫妻感情72+门当户对72+家庭关系72) Limit marriage match value 89( couple sentiment 89 + properly matched 89 + family relationships 89) 【极限婚姻匹配值】89(夫妻感情89+门当户对89+家庭关系89) Originally two people marriages, outstanding under level above passing an examination, now after promotion of forcefully Jiang Feng, two people limit marriage match value as high as 89 minutes, this is the level that 99.9999 people are unable to be. 原本两人的婚姻,是在及格之上优秀之下的层次,现在经过江枫的强行提升,两人的极限婚姻匹配值已经高达89分,这已经是99.9999的人都无法达到的层次。 The current marital match value, was 72 points, their limit marriage match value also wanted the high 1 point compared with before, big of change could be imagined. 就连当前婚姻匹配值,都达到了72分,比之前两人的极限婚姻匹配值都还要高一分,变化之大可想而知。 When with the increase of marital match value, initially love some happy pieces then unceasing emerges from two people mind, immersed two people in recollection cannot help but showed the smile. 随着婚姻匹配值的提升,当初恋爱时的一些甜蜜片断便不断的从两人的脑海中涌现出来,沉浸在回忆中的两人不由自主的露出了笑容。 After ten minutes, Zhangdashan and Li Fengzhen opened the eye, looked at each other one, when found in the past just love that heart movement feeling, making the couple be really pleasantly surprised, this wonderful ability to Grandmaster river really admires full of admiration. 十分钟后,张大山与李凤珍先后睁开了眼睛,对视了一眼,都找到了当年刚恋爱时的那种心动感觉,让夫妻俩真的是又惊又喜,对江大师这神乎其神的能力真是佩服得五体投地。 Therefore, the following time, is the couple floral formula praises the time of Grandmaster river. 于是,接下来的时间,就是夫妻俩花式赞美江大师的时间。 Jiang Feng after increases forcefully two people marital match value , the good person achieves the bottom, as well as peach blossom tribulation 3 ahead of time informed them peach blossom tribulation 2. 江枫在把两人的婚姻匹配值强行提升上去后,又好人做到底,把“桃花劫二”以及“桃花劫三”提前告知了他们。 At this moment, Zhangdashan is really grateful to Grandmaster river with Li Fengzhen, in the heart makes the decision, waited sincere on preparation one red packet, must thank Grandmaster river well. 这一刻,张大山跟李凤珍对江大师真的是感恩戴德,心中做出决定,等回去了就准备一个诚意十足的“红包”,一定要好好的感谢江大师。 Also crossed for more than ten minutes, Li Fengzhen stands to say goodbye: Grandmaster river, we did not disturb you, another day will visit to thank you again!” 又过了十多分钟,李凤珍才站起来告辞道:“江大师,那我们就不打扰您了,改天再登门感谢您!” Sister Li does not need to be polite, that will say goodbye another day!” “李姐不必客气,那就改天再见!” ...... …… Tumultuous times person like dog, prosperous times dog. 乱世人如狗,盛世狗如人。 This saying is really the axiom. 这话真的是至理名言。 The beforehand rural mole cricket really no thing eats, eating excrement that is the normal operation, if there is a bone to eat or have some remnant soup food left over, these mole cricket do not know happily. 以前的农村土狗真的没什么好东西吃,吃屎那都是正常操作,要是有根骨头啃或者吃上一些残汤剩饭,那些土狗都不知道有多幸福。 But pet dog that now the city person raises, what eaten is human researches and develops the dog grain that carefully, did not say jokingly, really also eats compared with most people are better. 而现在城里人养的宠物狗,吃的是人类精心研发出来的狗粮,不开玩笑的说,真的比绝大多数人吃得还要好。 Dog grain many that because these pet food companies research and develop are the meat, moreover these dog grains must first cross person pass/test, then crosses dog pass/test. 因为那些宠物食品公司研发出来的狗粮多数都是肉食,而且这些狗粮都要先过“人”关,再过“狗”关。 The dog grain that in other words researches and develops newly, needs the person to take the lead to taste the flavor, makes the dog try to eat again, only then crossed the person to close to the dog pass/test, this type of new dog grain will enter the market. 也就是说新研发出来的狗粮,需要人率先品尝味道,再让狗去试吃,只有过了人关与狗关,这种新狗粮才会进入市场。 Therefore, the dog grain tastes master occupation then to arise at the historic moment. 于是,狗粮品尝师这一职业便应运而生。 Zhu Weiqiang is a dog grain tastes the master. 朱伟强便是一名狗粮品尝师。 The average people see the friend show love, will tease the dog grain ate to the full. 一般人看到朋友秀恩爱,会调侃说狗粮都吃饱了。 Others said like this tease, but if were engaged in the dog grain tasting the master to have three years of Zhu Weiqiang also saying that perhaps did not tease, but was his real dog grain eats to the full. 别人这样说是调侃,但如果从事狗粮品尝师已有三年时间的朱伟强也这么说,或许就不是调侃,而是他真的狗粮都吃饱了。 Because his daily besides in the first-tier market survey, tastes various dog grain new products that the company researches and develops newly frequently, said that the dog grain ate to the full also is really not an exaggerating matter. 因为他的日常除了在一线市场调研以外,就是经常品尝公司新研发出来的各款狗粮新品,说狗粮吃饱了还真不是一件夸张的事情。 Each time attended the new product meeting when the company to outside area, as the company's only dog grain tastes the master he not to absent, but he spoke most a few words at the meeting is: This dog grain I have eaten, the flavor is good, the pet dog of your family/home will definitely like.” 每次公司到外地参加新产品推介会时,作为公司唯一的狗粮品尝师他是不会缺席的,而他在推介会上说得最多的一句话就是:“这狗粮我吃过,味道好极了,您家的宠物狗肯定会喜欢。” The dog grain tastes the master, this is an emerging unpopular occupation, Zhu Weiqiang is engaged in such work, his relative too did not understand, shut out this occupation the name is too coarse. 狗粮品尝师,这是一门新兴的冷门职业,朱伟强从事这样的工作,他的亲戚都不太理解,嫌弃这职业的名字太难听了。 Although the income of this occupation is truly good, but tells the truth, said that truly somewhat loses face, Zhu Weiqiang single since, is related with the occupation that he is engaged. 虽然这职业的收入确实不错,但有一说一,说出去确实有些丢人,朱伟强之所以单身至今,跟他所从事的这门职业不无关系。 Still remembers that he just became the dog grain tastes the first year, is thinking the age was also big, in addition the parents also always urge the marriage before him, then the plan along their intent, looks for appropriate miss marriage and having child. 还记得他刚成为狗粮品尝师的第一年,想着年纪也不小了,再加上父母也老是在他面前催婚,便打算顺他们的意,找个合适的姑娘结婚生子。 Therefore, his parents plied the connections to introduce several favorable younger sisters to him everywhere, finally without exception, after knowing him was a dog grain tastes the master, decisive told him bye-bye. 为此,他父母四处托关系给他介绍了几个条件不错的妹子,结果无一例外,在知道他是一名狗粮品尝师后,都果断的跟他说拜拜。 With these younger sisters' words, this occupation really lost face too, embarrassed introduced with the friend. 用那些妹子的话来说,这职业真的太丢人了,都不好意思跟朋友介绍。 Zhu Weiqiang also has the temperament, after that several younger sisters shut out, he refuses the parents to continue to ply the connections for him to look for the idea of object, prepares itself to look slowly, must look for the younger sister who has a common goal, this will be after marriage happy. 朱伟强也是有脾气的,被那几个妹子嫌弃后,他就拒绝了父母继续托关系替他找对象的想法,准备自己慢慢找,一定要找个志同道合的妹子,这样婚后才会幸福。 In a flash he was 29 years old, must break three this year shortly, his parents sharply, Zhu Weiqiang have gone back to be urged the marriage each time, was also urged the marriage in the telephone a lot. 一晃他今年已经二十九岁了,眼看着就要破三了,他的父母早就急得不行,每次朱伟强回去都要被催婚,在电话里也没少被催婚。 Perhaps was urged the influence of marriage by the parents, Zhu Weiqiang also had a sense of urgency regarding the marriage. 或许是受父母催婚的影响,朱伟强对于婚姻也有了一丝紧迫感。 However, only if Zhu Weiqiang is willing on, otherwise wants to look for a satisfied partner is not that easy matter, that is must speak the fate. 然而,除非朱伟强愿意将就,否则想找个满意的对象可不是那么容易的事情,那是要讲缘分的。 Obviously, his fate has not arrived. 很显然,他的缘分还没到。 Today, Zhu Weiqiang goes out to carry out the investigation and study, just walked from some pet shop, his cell phone then made a sound, he pulls out the cell phone to look, discovery strange telephone from Guangxi province. 今天,朱伟强出去搞调研,刚刚从某家宠物店走出来,他的手机便响了起来,他掏出手机一看,发现是来自桂省的陌生电话。 Zhu Weiqiang has not thought, puts through the telephone say/way: Hey, hello/you good!” 朱伟强没有多想,接通电话道:“喂,你好!” In the telephone hears a young male voice: Hello, is Mr. Zhu Weiqiang?” 电话中传来一个年轻的男声:“你好,请问是朱伟强先生吗?” Zhu Weiqiang said: Is I, are you which? What matter asks me to have?” 朱伟强道:“是我,请问你是哪位?找我有什么事吗?” Young male sound said: I matchmaker Jiang Feng from happy matrimonial agency, this time take the liberty to give Mr. vermilion to make the call, wants to Mr. vermilion you to introduce that an outstanding object, does not know you are interested in chatting?” 年轻男声道:“我是来自幸福婚介所的媒人江枫,这次冒昧给朱先生来电话,是想给朱先生你介绍个优秀的对象,不知道你有没有兴趣聊聊?” Zhu Weiqiang has no interest regarding the object who the acquaintance said that the object also a little interest of but regarding the specialized matchmaker briefing, said but actually immediately: Looking for the partner I am interested, that chats, does not know that what object the river matchmakers you do want to introduce to me?” 朱伟强对于熟人介绍的对象已经没有兴趣了,但对于专业媒人介绍的对象倒还有点兴趣,当即说道:“找对象我是有兴趣的,那就聊聊呗,不知道江媒人你想介绍个什么样的对象给我?” Jiang Feng simple introduced: „ I want to introduce that to your miss is a native of Guandong, is an only daughter, this year is 26 years old, 1.63 meters in height, the undergraduate degree, the stature is good to be long also attractively, goes to work in XX companies at present, monthly salary probably about 7000. 江枫简单介绍道:“我想介绍给你的姑娘是粤省人,是一位独生女,今年26岁,身高1米63,本科学历,身材好长得也漂亮,目前在XX公司上班,月薪大概七千左右。 Her family circumstances, in the family/home have the room to have the car(riage), is entire buys, the parents have the work . Moreover the income is also very good. 她的家境也还可以,家里有房有车,都是全款买的,父母都有工作,而且收入也很不错。 This is really a very good object, hopes that Mr. vermilion do not miss. ” 这真的是一位很不错的对象,希望朱先生你不要错过了。” Zhu Weiqiang said with amazement: River matchmaker, this miss has such condition, pursues her person to have, why will arrive to invite the matchmaker help/gang the situation of introducing the object?” 朱伟强惊讶道:“江媒人,这姑娘有这样的条件,追她的人应该有很多吧,为什么会走到请媒人帮介绍对象的地步?” Jiang Feng said with a smile: Mr. vermilion, you to inviting the matchmaker introduced that what the object as if does have to misunderstand? Here I must correct your view, is not the miss who only then does not marry will ask the matchmaker to introduce the object.” 江枫笑道:“朱先生,你对请媒人介绍对象似乎有什么误解?在这里我得纠正你的看法,不是只有嫁不出去的姑娘才会请媒人介绍对象的。”
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