8 : 00 pm. Soil moisture 晚上 8 点。墒 Some Guangxi province Lingshan County community. 桂省灵山县某住宅小区。 The officer sea waves holds the cell phone to lie down on the sofa, mood somewhat excited chatted with being on intimate terms object. 官海波捧着手机躺在沙发上,心情有些激动的跟相亲对象聊天。 His being on intimate terms object is crisp named horse, the Spirit Mountain native, 28 years old, the stature look is good, at present is the manager in some Hunan chain property company, is a very outstanding miss. 他的这个相亲对象名叫马酥,灵山本地人,28岁,身材相貌都不错,目前在湘省某个连锁物业公司当经理,是个非常优秀的姑娘。 This miss is the matchmaker introduced that the officer sea waves understanding, first meeting, the personality of this miss is overflowing with enthusiasm today, with she chatted makes him have a bathing in fresh air feeling. 这姑娘是媒人介绍官海波认识的,今天才第一次见面,这姑娘的性格热情奔放,跟她聊天的时候让他有种如沐春风的感觉。 Moreover through this small half-day contact and chat, the officer sea waves felt that this miss should have the meaning in that aspect to him, will otherwise not accompany him to chat warmly was so long. 而且通过这小半天的接触与聊天,官海波感觉这姑娘对他应该也是有那方面的意思,要不然不会这么热情的陪他聊了那么久。 The officer sea waves mother's womb single 30 years, he has wanted to ask a wife to come back the warm bed, but before , he does not have a thing in the world, naturally does not have that condition to look for the wife. 官海波母胎单身三十年,他早就想找个老婆回来暖床了,只是之前他一无所有,自然没有那个条件去找老婆。 Until last year, the brother and sister three people worked as one, collected money to buy a suite in the county city, this made him have most basic condition that looked for the wife. Soil moisture 直到去年,兄妹三人齐心协力,凑钱在县城买了一套房,这才让他有了找老婆的最基本条件。墒 Has chatted with being on intimate terms object 10 : 00 pm, the officer sea waves made tomorrow to eat meal with her together, longing said good night with the opposite party. 一直跟相亲对象聊到晚上 10 点,官海波与她约好了明天一起吃饭,才恋恋不舍的跟对方道了晚安。 That night, the officer sea waves had a very romantic dream, in dream he being on intimate terms object horse Su marrying, then two people crossed the happy life of having no shame. 这一夜,官海波做了一个非常香艳的梦,梦里他把相亲对象马酥给娶回来了,然后两人过上了没羞没臊的幸福生活。 When the officer sea waves trembles the time of awakening, he has to awkward washes the underpants. 等官海波哆嗦着惊醒过来的时候,他不得不尴尬的起来洗内裤。 Because after midnight wakes up, somewhat lost sleep, causing the officer sea waves to be more than next day in the past late, when he put in order oneself dao , is only left over for a half hour from the time of making eating meal. 因为半夜醒来后有些失眠,导致官海波第二天起得比往常要迟不少,等他把自己捯饬好,距离约好吃饭的时间也只剩下半个多小时了。 Therefore, the officer sea waves is then driving his cheap second-hand vehicle, goes to approximately the good restaurant. 于是,官海波便开着他那辆便宜的二手车,前往约好的餐厅。 When the waiting horse is crisp keeps an appointment, the officer sea waves has been pondering over with her to chat what, if progresses is too quick, can frighten others? But if does not have a progress, others must return to Hunan to continue tomorrow to go to work, next time will meet does not know that again was when matter. 在等待马酥过来赴约的时候,官海波一直在琢磨等会跟她聊什么,如果进展太快的话,会不会吓到人家？可如果没有一点进展的话,人家明天就要回湘省继续上班了,下次再见面又不知道是什么时候的事了。 More thinks that officer sea waves more has a headache, regarding not having him of love experience, in the heart is really perturbed, energy does not have, does not know how to do is correct. Soil moisture 越想官海波就越头痛,对于没有恋爱经历的他来说,心中真的是七上八下的,一点底气都没有,不知道怎么做才是正确的。墒 From the time several minutes of agreement, the horse was crisp she to come finally, she was not a person comes, but led two men to come. 在距离约定的时间还有几分钟的时候,马酥她终于来了,她不是一个人来的,而是带了两个男人过来。 Regarding this, the officer sea waves is staggered, but he thinks that this is her friend, then warm 11 notified the opposite party. To come in him, horse crisp this being on intimate terms object can lead the friend to see him, this showed that he in her has the different position at heart, this is worth the happy matter. 对此,官海波感到有些意外,但他以为这是她的朋友,便热情的跟对方一一打招呼。在他想来,马酥这个相亲对象能够带朋友过来见他,这证明他在她的心里已经有了不一样的地位,这是值得高兴的事情。 Orders food, after the service person withdraws from the theater box, several talents chatted. 点完菜,等服务员退出包厢之后,几人才聊了起来。 The result chatted is chatting, the officer sea waves felt that gradually some are not right, only heard that two men to introduce itself to horse in turn crisply. 结果聊着聊着,官海波就渐渐感觉到有些不对劲了,只听见那两个男人轮流向马酥介绍自己。 „Manager horse, my native place is the next door district, this year 31 years old, is a dentist, my personality...... close to close to...... hobby...... close to close to......” “马经理,我老家是隔壁县的,今年31岁,是一名牙医,我性格……巴啦巴啦……爱好……巴啦巴啦……” „Manager horse, I am a native, this year is 29 years old, in the family/home has three house two store fronts, I use a family's store front to sell the local product of our district, the business is good, does not need to hand over the shop to rent, the profit is very good. My personality...... close to close to...... hobby...... close to close to......” “马经理,我是本地人,今年29岁,家里有三套房子两个铺面,我用家里的一个铺面卖咱们县的土特产,生意还算不错,又不用交铺租,利润还是很不错的。我性格……巴啦巴啦……爱好……巴啦巴啦……” Hears two men to introduce itself to horse crisply, the officer sea waves knows before him, misunderstood, these two men are not horse Su the friends, but is like him, is horse Su being on intimate terms objects. Soil moisture 听到两个男人向马酥介绍自己,官海波就知道他之前是误会了,这两个男人不是马酥的朋友,而是跟他一样,都是马酥的相亲对象。墒 Is knowing that truth that moment, the officer sea waves complexion was really difficult to see the extreme. 在知道真相的那一刻,官海波脸色真的难看到了极点。 Owing he also thinks that last night others are interesting about him, never expected that all are only his misconception. 亏他昨晚还以为人家对他有意思,没想到一切都只是他的错觉而已。 What most makes his depressed is the horse simply had not considered crisply his feeling, he makes her to come out to eat meal, finally she uses this time with another two male being on intimate terms, whom this operation special did not have. 最让他郁闷的是马酥根本没有考虑他的感受,他约她出来吃饭,结果她利用这个时间跟另外两个男的相亲,这操作也特么没谁了。 Yesterday he was really blind will think that she was good. 昨天他真是瞎了眼了才会觉得她不错。 Is good because , the officer sea waves used all might after all for more than ten years in the society, even if angry at heart, he has not chosen to get angry to slam a door, but returns to at the maximum speed normal. 好在,官海波毕竟在社会上摸爬滚打了十几年,哪怕心里生气,他也没有选择翻脸摔门而出,而是以最快的速度恢复平静。 No matter what, this food must persist in finishing eating, cannot give the opportunity that others laugh. 不管怎么样,这顿饭还是要坚持吃完的,不能给人家笑话的机会。 Therefore, then, the officer sea waves regards itself a viewer, the entire journey eats the melon, looked that two men spread the tail to go all out same the performance in front of the horse cake like the peacock. Soil moisture 于是,接下来,官海波就把自己当成一个看客,全程吃瓜,看那两个男人如同孔雀开屏一样在马酥面前卖力表演。墒 Waits finished eating breaks up, that two buddies are also rush to pay up, finally was that local buddy snatches the final paying power. 等吃完散场的时候,那两位哥们也是抢着结账,最终是那位本地哥们抢到了最终的买单权。 After leaving the restaurant, the officer sea waves pulls out the cell phone from the pocket, turns on WeChat, wants to haul in the blacklist horse crisply, but thinks that does not need such radically, the cold treatment is perhaps better. 离开餐厅后,官海波从口袋中掏出手机,打开微信,原本想把马酥拉进黑名单的,但想想没必要这么激进,冷处理或许更好一点。 Naturally, the officer sea waves does not have the direct blacklisted opposite party, some plans that continues to eat the melon, want to take a look at today these two buddies, which she had a liking, or both have not had a liking. 当然,官海波没有直接拉黑对方,也有继续吃瓜的打算,想看看今天这两个哥们,她到底看上了哪个,或者两个都没看上。 In the meantime, a strange telephone forces one's way into, the officer sea waves meets the channel conveniently: „Hey!” 就在此时,一个陌生电话打了进来,官海波顺手接通道:“喂！” In the telephone hears a young male voice: „Hello, is the officer sea waves mister?” 电话中传来一个年轻男声:“你好,请问是官海波先生吗？” Officer sea wave channel: „Is I, who is it, what matter ask me to have?” 官海波道:“是我,请问你是谁啊,找我有什么事吗？” Young male sound said: „I called Jiang Feng, was the matchmaker in happy matrimonial agency, called wants to introduce an object you to you, does not know that the officer mister did facilitate to meet to chat?” Soil moisture 年轻男声道:“我叫江枫,是幸福婚介所的媒人,打电话给你是想给你介绍个对象,不知道官先生方不方便见面谈谈？”墒 Officer sea waves hears word cannot bear explode the thick say/way: „Lying trough, big data such flamboyant?” 官海波闻言忍不住爆粗道:“卧槽,大数据这么牛逼的吗？” Jiang Feng asked: „What big data?” 江枫问道:“什么大数据？” Officer sea wave channel: „It‘s nothing, but grumbles casually, good intention thank you, but I have no interest in being on intimate terms now!” 官海波道:“没什么,只是随便发发牢骚而已,谢谢你的好意,但我现在对相亲没兴趣了！” Jiang Feng said: „Officer mister, according to my knowledge, you participated in being on intimate terms yesterday, you say that has no interest now in being on intimate terms, does not know that was untrustworthy I you settled on yesterday's being on intimate terms object?” 江枫道:“官先生,据我了解,你昨天才参加了一次相亲,你现在说对相亲没兴趣,不知道是信不过我呢还是你看中了昨天的相亲对象？” „Fierce, matter that yesterday had, your matrimonial agency received the message quickly, among it seems like your matchmakers will also ventilate mutually!” The officer sea waves exclaimed in surprise, said immediately: „ River matchmaker, I am not untrustworthy you, but is the untrustworthy all matchmakers. “厉害啊,昨天才发生的事,你们婚介所这么快就收到消息了,看来你们媒人之间也会互相通气啊！”官海波惊叹了一番,随即又说道:“江媒人,我不是信不过你,而是信不过所有的媒人。 Because my first being on intimate terms experience was too disappointing, I have wanted to understand now, wastes the time and wealth with it is on intimate terms, might as well oneself look quite credibly, therefore the river matchmakers you did not use here waste the time, you found others! ” 因为我第一次的相亲体验实在太差劲了,我现在已经想明白了,与其浪费时间与钱财去相亲,还不如自己找比较靠谱,所以江媒人你就不用在我这里浪费时间了,你去找其他人吧！” Jiang Feng said: „ Officer mister, you were a bamboo pole overturn a ship person, I did not deny in this world to have the far-fetched matchmaker, but also had the matchmaker who was worth everyone trusting. Soil moisture 江枫道:“官先生,你这是一竿子打翻一船人了,我不否认这世上有很多不靠谱的媒人,但也有值得大家信赖的媒人。墒 I online have a nickname to call Grandmaster river, the officer mister you can access the net to check my material, if trustworthy returns a call to me, if really untrustworthy, that even! 我在网上有个绰号叫江大师,官先生你可以上网查一下我的资料,如果信得过就给我回个电话,如果实在信不过,那就算了！ Sometimes after all fate type of thing, really cannot demand. ” 毕竟缘分这种东西,有时候是真的不能强求。” „Ok, I one will have a look.” “行,那我一会看看。” „Un, that did not disturb the officer mister, bye!” “嗯,那就不打扰官先生了,再见！” „Good, bye!” “好的,再见！” After making the telephone call, the officer sea waves out of curiosity, then the internet searched a material of lower reaches of the Changjiang River Grandmaster, finally more looks is more surprised, he had not watched the news in this aspect before, actually does not know that their Guangxi province had/left such a flamboyant matchmaker Grandmaster unexpectedly. 挂了电话后,官海波出于好奇,便上网搜索了一下江大师的资料,结果越看越吃惊,他以前从来没关注过这方面的消息,竟然不知道他们桂省居然出了一位这么牛逼的媒人大师。 Waited to read the material of Grandmaster river, the officer sea waves cannot bear to Jiang Feng returned a call. Soil moisture 等看完江大师的资料,官海波忍不住给江枫回了一个电话。墒 A telephone connection, officer sea waves on impatient asking: „River matchmaker, are you really that Grandmaster river in happy matrimonial agency?” 电话一接通,官海波就迫不及待的问道:“江媒人,你真的是幸福婚介所的那位江大师？” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Naturally real, I now in the county city of your district, officer mister you , if convenient, we do meet to chat?” 江枫笑道:“当然是真的,我现在就在你们县的县城,官先生你要是方便的话,咱们就见面聊聊？” Officer sea waves slightly somewhat excited saying: „Ok, Grandmaster river you now in which position? I looked for you immediately in the past.” 官海波稍微有些激动的说道:“行,江大师你现在在哪个位置？我马上过去找你。” „I in XX squares, you come!” “我在XX广场,那你过来吧！” „Good, you wait a bit, I immediately.” “好的,你稍等,我马上到。” ...... …… After five minutes . Soil moisture 五分钟后。墒 The officer sea waves saw Jiang Feng, he a moment ago when checked the material, has watched the Jiang Feng picture, therefore recognizes at present this charming youth, was famous that matchmaker Grandmaster. 官海波见到了江枫,他刚才在查资料的时候,已经看过江枫的照片,所以一眼就认出眼前这位帅气青年,就是享誉全国的那位媒人大师。 The officer sea waves greets, sighs with emotion: „Grandmaster river, has not thought that also is really you, your such great person comes to look for me unexpectedly personally, really makes me be honored utmost.” 官海波打了个招呼,感慨道:“江大师,没想到还真的是你,你这样的大人物竟然亲自过来找我,真是让我荣幸之至。” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Officer mister was polite, I am matchmakers who help your lovers bring both sides together, looks your is the normal matter.” 江枫笑道:“官先生客气了,我原本就是一位帮你们这些有情人牵线搭桥的媒人,来找你那是再正常不过的事情。” Two people smalltalk, the officer sea waves could not bear spit the mortise: „ Grandmaster river, you also knows that I participated to be on intimate terms yesterday, originally with that younger sister who I am on intimate terms, I look that also very likes, last night has chatted ten points with her, but also makes her to eat meal today together. 两人客套了一番,官海波才忍不住吐槽道:“江大师,你也知道我昨天参加相亲了,原本跟我相亲的那位妹子,我看着还挺喜欢的,昨晚一直跟她聊到了十点,还约她今天一起吃饭。 Finally, you know she comes to eat meal today on invitation, what show operation did? ” 结果,你知道她今天应约过来吃饭的时候,搞了什么样的骚操作吗？” The Jiang Feng supporting speaker said: „What show did she do to operate?” 江枫捧哏道:“她搞了啥骚操作？” The officer sea waves thinks that did not hit one on the air/Qi, said bitterly: „ She led two men to come, if that two men were her friend, I will not only not be angry, perhaps will also be happy. Soil moisture 官海波一想到刚才的那一幕,就气不打一处来,恨恨道:“她带了两个男人过来,如果那两个男人是她的朋友,那我不仅不会生气,说不定还会感到高兴。墒 What may make my unbelievable is, that two men who she brings, unexpectedly just like me, is her being on intimate terms object. In other words, she with my appointment at the same time, but also continues to be on intimate terms with other men especially, seriously is the unusual time management Grandmaster, used the pinnacle the time. ” 可让我难以置信的是,她带来的那两个男人,竟然跟我一样,也是她的相亲对象。也就是说,她跟我约会的同时,还特么继续跟其他男人相亲,当真是另类的时间管理大师,把时间利用到了极致。” Jiang Feng asked: „You are the same matchmaker introduce?” 江枫问道:“你们都是同一个媒人介绍的吗？” The officer sea waves shakes the head saying: „I have asked that is the different matchmakers introduces.” 官海波摇头道:“我问过了,是不同媒人介绍的。” Jiang Feng said: „Matchmaker only then the responsibility of negligence, the subject matter was on the body of your being on intimate terms object, too did not understand the respect person!” 江枫道:“那媒人就只有失察之责了,主要问题是出在你那位相亲对象的身上,太不懂得尊重人了！” The officer sea waves beckons with the hand saying: „Ok, does not raise this disgusting woman, before Grandmaster river you, said that must introduce the object to me, does not know what introduction is where miss?” 官海波摆手道:“算了,不提这恶心的女人,江大师你之前说要给我介绍对象,不知道介绍的是哪里的姑娘？” Jiang Feng simple introduced: „She is Su Shengren, this year is 25 years old, 1.62 meters in height, the undergraduate degree, face/color price/value is also the comparison can hit. Her parents die young, since childhood is bound by a common destiny with the paternal grandmother, several years ago after her the paternal grandmother passed away, she did not have other family members in this world.” 江枫简单介绍道:“她是苏省人,今年25岁,身高1米62,本科学历,颜值也是比较能打的。她父母早逝,从小跟奶奶相依为命,几年前她奶奶去世后,她在这个世上就没有其他亲人了。” Hears here, in the officer sea waves heart one had the resonance, they do not have the person of father no mother, compares the opposite party, he also has two younger sisters at least. Soil moisture 听到这里,官海波心中一下就起了共鸣,他们都是无父无母的人,相比起对方,他起码还有两个妹妹。墒 „Grandmaster river, she was younger than am five years old me, but also has the undergraduate degree, face/color price/value is also high, but I have not graduated the high school, can others be have a liking for me?” The officer sea waves cannot bear ask. “江大师,她比我小了五岁,还拥有本科学历,颜值也高,而我连高中都没毕业,人家能看得上我吗？”官海波忍不住问道。 Jiang Feng sighed, said: „Officer mister you do not need to worry that this issue, her condition truly is good, what a pity she has not sharpened vigilance, married a mother treasure male.” 江枫叹了口气,说道:“官先生你不用担心这个问题,她自身的条件确实是不错,可惜她没擦亮眼睛,嫁给了一位妈宝男。” The officer sea waves heard that the word is somewhat surprised, the brow slightly wrinkle said: „Has she married?” 官海波闻言有些意外,眉头微皱道:“她结过婚了？” The Jiang Feng nod said: „Yes, she had married, at present is a divorce pregnant woman.” 江枫点头道:“是的,她结过婚了,目前是一位离异孕妇。” The officer sea waves stared in a big way the eye instantaneously: „Is she divorce pregnant woman?” 官海波瞬间瞪大了眼睛:“她是离异孕妇？” Jiang Feng naturally understands that his mood, said: „Yes, after she is pregnant, divorces.” 江枫自然明白他的心情,说道:“是的,她是怀孕之后才离婚的。” „Isn't this...... to look for the taking over a business hero?” Soil moisture “这……不就是要找接盘侠吗？”墒 The complexion of officer sea waves is unattractive, if the recommender is not Grandmaster river this famous matchmaker Grandmaster, changes into other obscure matchmakers, he estimated that couldn't help scolding. 官海波的脸色不好看了,如果介绍人不是江大师这个享誉全国的媒人大师,换成其他默默无闻的媒人,他估计都忍不住要开骂了。 , Is the normal man, who willing to work as the taking over a business hero especially? 特么的,正常男人,谁愿意当接盘侠啊？ Jiang Feng puts out one specially the smoke that is used to have to do, gives the officer sea wave channel: „Officer mister, I understands your mood, if were not she were really a match with you, I will not introduce her to your.” 江枫拿出一支专门用来打交道的烟,递给官海波道:“官先生,我理解你的心情,如果不是她跟你实在太般配了,我也不会把她介绍给你的。” The officer sea waves received the smoke, oneself pull out the fire to light, smoking silently. 官海波接过烟,自己掏出火点燃,默默的抽着烟。 „Officer mister, the reputation of taking over a business hero is not quite truly of pleasant to hear, but compares the reputation, I think that finds a right person to get married is more important.” “官先生,接盘侠的名声确实不太好听,不过相比起名声,我个人认为找个合适的人结婚更重要。” Jiang Feng sincere saying: „I have seen too many, because two person personalities do not gather, but made the marriage that both sides were exhausted, the days of these people crossed that to call a suffering, if can trade, let alone work as the taking over a business hero, were choice he want for a lifetime alone.” 江枫推心置腹的说道:“我见过太多因为两个人性格不合而闹得双方都疲惫不堪的婚姻了,那些人的日子过得那叫一个煎熬,要是能换的话,别说是当接盘侠了,就是选择一辈子单身他都愿意。” In the officer sea waves heart moves, remembers the example that side these made are heavily engaged , the nod said: „The marriage that character does not gather truly is a tragedy.” Soil moisture 官海波心中一动,想起了身边那些闹得不可开交的例子,点头道:“性格不合的婚姻确实是一场悲剧。”墒 Jiang Feng said: „Therefore, the officer mister you do not want, because the opposite party is the divorce pregnant woman rejects directly, such you missed this this lifetime biggest happiness.” 江枫道:“所以,官先生你不要因为对方是离异孕妇就直接拒绝,那样你就错过这辈子最大的幸福了。” Officer sea waves hears word continues smoking one after another. 官海波闻言继续一口接一口的抽烟。 Said over and over again those words, so long as were the normal man, without whom is willing to work as the taking over a business hero, he acknowledged that Grandmaster river said is reasonable, may think must marry a pregnant woman, helping other men raise the child, in the heart must say that did not dislike that is not possible. 说来说去还是那句话,只要是正常男人,没谁愿意当接盘侠的,他承认江大师说得有道理,可一想到要娶一个孕妇,帮其他男人养孩子,心中要说一点都不膈应那是不可能的。 However, Grandmaster river also said clearly, introduced that to his divorce pregnant woman, is his this lifetime biggest happiness, this is Grandmaster river calculated personally the result , the officer sea waves really has to believe. 但是,江大师又明明白白说了,介绍给他的这位离异孕妇,是他这辈子最大的幸福,这可是江大师亲自推算出来的结果,官海波真的不得不信。 After all, others Grandmaster river what status, is insufficient to lie to him at this matter, but that online exposes are reconciled the marriage that becomes by Grandmaster river, proves Ming Jiang Grandmaster to calculate this strength in the marriage affinity all. 毕竟,人家江大师什么身份,不至于在这种事情上对他撒谎,而网上曝光出来的那一桩桩由江大师撮合而成的婚姻,无不证明江大师在姻缘推算这一块的实力。 At this moment, seems two villains to fight in his mind, one makes him feel the taking over a business hero villain who dislikes, one lets his hopeful happy villain. 这一刻,就好像有两只小人在他脑海中打架,一只是让他感到膈应的接盘侠小人,一只是让他充满期待的幸福小人。 Frequents each other, two villains no one can do to anyone at once. Soil moisture 你来我往的,一时之间两只小人谁也奈何不了谁。墒 Jiang Feng also understands that his struggling, has not urged him, but fishes out the cell phone, assigns out the Li Mei not visibly pregnant beforehand picture, hands over saying: „Officer mister, this is her picture, do you first have a look at her to grow conform to your aesthetic standard.” 江枫也明白他心里的挣扎,并没有催促他,而是摸出手机,调出李梅没有显怀之前的照片,递过去道:“官先生,这是她的照片,你先看看她长得符不符合你的审美观。” () () …… ……