Some KTV luxurious wraps, the high-quality sound is playing the present popular song, ginger Deshong and upright Caixia sits facing each other, chats very congenially, once for a while clinking glasses drinks a beer. qing 某KTV豪华中包,高质量的音响播放着时下流行的歌曲,姜德尚与耿彩霞相对而坐,聊得非常投机,时不时的碰杯喝点啤酒。漀 That matchmaker in happy matrimonial agency, when did not know, finds the excuse to leave the theater box. 幸福婚介所的那个红娘,不知在什么时候,就找借口离开了包厢。 Unknowingly, two people chatted around 11 : 00 pm. 不知不觉,两人就聊到了晚上11点多。 upright Caixia sees his family circumstances to be liberal, moreover through these 2-3 hours of chats, also felt that two people are the personality are truly congenial, always brave she then chooses initiates an attack. 耿彩霞见他家境优渥,而且通过这2-3个小时的聊天,也感觉到两人确实是性情相投,一向胆大的她便选择主动出击。 Looks that his eye said: „old Jiang, I am a frank or straightforward person, in the heart cannot hide, although we are first meeting, but I have the favorable impression to you very much, the following words hope do not frighten you.” 看着他的眼睛道:“老姜,我这人是个直肠子,心中藏不了事,咱们虽是第一次见面,但我对你很有好感,接下来的话希望不要吓到你。” Ginger Deshong haha said with a smile: „Pink clouds you considered thoroughly, I was young young, but has also experienced the storm, had what words you to say although, could not be scared me.” 姜德尚哈哈笑道:“彩霞你多虑了,我年纪小是小了点,但也是经历过风浪的,有什么话你尽管说,吓不着我。” upright Caixia smiles, said: „Ok, I spoke frankly, my family condition, said words that the sentence is not concerned about face, the stature look is not worse than whom.” 耿彩霞莞尔一笑,说道:“行,那我就直说了,我家庭条件还可以,说句不要脸的话,身材相貌也不比谁差。” Hears here, ginger Deshong hits to block the way: „Pink clouds should not be modest, your stature look, absolutely is the top pick, even if at the beautiful woman floating about like clouds evening performance, you is also the most dazzling pearl.” qing 听到这里,姜德尚打断道:“彩霞你不要谦虚,你的身材相貌,绝对是上上之选,哪怕是在美女如云的夜场,你也是最耀眼的明珠。”漀 upright Caixia heard to smile, carries the wine glass to bump with him: „Thanks the praise!” 耿彩霞听得满脸笑容,端起酒杯跟他碰了一下:“谢谢夸奖！” Jiang Deshang raises one's wine cup to toss down: „What I said is the real soul talk.” 姜德尚把酒一饮而尽:“我说的是真心话。” upright Caixia drank the less than half cup , to continue saying: „Rubbish I were not many said, I was Grandmaster river calculate personally with your marriage affinity, if you did not shut out, we first located one, if satisfied registers the marriage again, if did not satisfy even, how you did look?” 耿彩霞喝了小半杯,继续说道:“废话我也不多说,我跟你的姻缘是江大师亲自推算出来的,你如果不嫌弃的话,咱们就先处一处,若是满意再登记结婚,若是不满意就算了,你看怎么样？” Jiang Deshang smiles was saying: „Pink clouds, your big beautiful women do not shut out me, how I will shut out you, moreover Grandmaster river is acting as a matchmaker this to be truly flamboyant enough, I like to believe him.” 姜德尚微笑着说道:“彩霞,你这个大美女都不嫌弃我,我怎么会嫌弃你呢,而且江大师在做媒这一块确实够牛逼,我愿意相信他。” upright Caixia asked: „Are we first locating?” 耿彩霞问道:“那咱就先处着？” Saying that Jiang Deshang smiles: „Locating, from now on, you are being my girlfriend!” 姜德尚笑眯眯的说道:“处着呗,从现在开始,你就是我女朋友了！” upright Caixia blinks, saying of faint smile: „Do you also sit are so far?” qing 耿彩霞眨了眨眼睛,似笑非笑的说道:“那你还坐那么远？”漀 Jiang Deshang understands, sets out to bypass the tea table hastily, sits side upright Caixia, then unrestrained/no trace of politeness put out a hand to hold in the arms her small waist. 姜德尚心领神会,连忙起身绕过茶几,一屁股坐在耿彩霞身边,然后毫不客气的伸手搂住了她的小蛮腰。 upright Caixia charmingly angry took a look at his one eyes, immediately calmly chatted with him. 耿彩霞娇嗔的瞅了他一眼,随即若无其事的跟他聊天。 Has chatted about 1 : 00 am, two talents beam with health comes out from the theater box, that complexion does not know that drinks to drink, slow-going to do. 一直聊到凌晨 1 点左右,两人才满面红光的从包厢中出来,那脸色也不知道是喝酒喝出来的,还是磨磨蹭蹭搞出来的。 After having KTV, ginger Deshong said: „Pink clouds, I deliver you to go back.” 出了KTV后,姜德尚说道:“彩霞,我送你回去。” upright Caixia shakes the head saying: „Did not need to trouble, I took taxi directly on the line.” 耿彩霞摇头道:“不用麻烦了,我直接打车回去就行。” Jiang Deshang said: „This has anything to trouble, in the evening your girl takes taxi is not unsafe.” 姜德尚道:“这有什么麻烦的,晚上你一个女孩子打车也不安全。” upright Caixia sees him to deliver wholeheartedly, has not rejected again, gave him a sweet smile, smart-alecky say/way: „That had Boss Lao Xiaojiang!” qing 耿彩霞见他一心要送,也就没有再拒绝,给了他一个甜甜的笑容,俏皮道:“那就有劳小姜老板了！”漀 „Should!” “应该的！” ...... …… The son led such outstanding Japanese girls to come back, Ms. Ge that was one night has not had a good sleep, next morning, she impatient led the would-be daughter-in-law to go out to the neighbors to show off. 儿子带了这么优秀的一个日本姑娘回来,葛母那是一夜都没睡好,次日一早,她就迫不及待的带着准儿媳出去向邻居们显摆了。 Just as expected, saw that this stature look is good, the person the specially polite Japanese would-be daughter-in-law, these neighbor aunts are full of praise, making on Ms. Ge face smile to blossom. 果然不出所料,看到她这个身材相貌俱佳,人又特别有礼貌的日本准儿媳,那些邻居大妈们都是赞不绝口,让葛母脸上笑开了花。 Short quite a while the time, these neighbor aunts basically know the Ge boy who goes to Japanese abroad study led very attractive Japanese girls to come back. 短短不过半天时间,那些邻居大妈基本都知道了去日本留学的葛家小子带了个非常漂亮的日本姑娘回来。 The Ge boy this year is only 21 years old over, finally others on transnational pulled up such a outstanding object to come back, Aunt Chen thinks that own son this year was 27 years old, was single dog one, some did not get a grip at heart. 葛家小子今年不过才二十一岁出头,结果人家就跨国撩了个这么优秀的对象回来,陈大妈想想自己的儿子今年已经27岁了,还是单身狗一只,心里就有些不得劲了。 Therefore, after going home, Aunt Chen calls the son directly. qing 于是,回到家后,陈大妈就直接给儿子打了个电话。漀 A telephone connection, Aunt Chen right in the face scolded: „Chen Dapeng, you studies result all personnel reciprocal, work time daily only knows to catch a fish by hand, making you do business you also not to have that skill, now picks up the little girl you to lose to others, every day only knows that ate to rest eating, you said that you were useful?” 电话一接通,陈大妈就劈头盖脸的骂道:“陈大鹏,你读书的时候成绩全班倒数,工作的时候天天只知道摸鱼,让你做生意你又没有那个本事,现在就连泡妞你都输给人家,每天只知道吃了睡睡了吃,你说你有什么用？” Is sunning to look that in the sand beach in seashore on the Chen Dapeng forehead of bikini beautiful woman emits a big question mark, according to him the understanding of the mother, he should suffer suffering as an innocent bystander. 正在海边的沙滩上晒太阳看比基尼美女的陈大鹏脑门上冒出一个大大的问号,根据他对老妈的了解,他应该是遭受了池鱼之殃。 Therefore, his face calm response: „Mother, what were you receive to stimulate?” 于是,他一脸淡定的回应道:“妈,你这是受到什么刺激了？” Aunt Chen panting in indignation saying: „The Ge boy this year is only 21 years old over, others led a very attractive miss to come back from Japan, how many years did you have a look at your? Has not only brought toward the family/home including the female cat bitch, you said that you do lose face?” 陈大妈气呼呼的说道:“葛家小子今年才二十一岁出头,人家就从日本带了个非常漂亮的姑娘回来,你看看你都多少岁了？连只母猫母狗都没往家里带过,你说你丢不丢人啊？” Chen Dapeng hears the word suddenly, originally the mother was received Ge this neighbor stimulated, depressed he can only comfort saying: „Mother, you calms down, another day the son will also give you to lead a pretty daughter-in-law to come back, making you also go out to show off.” 陈大鹏闻言恍然,原来老妈是受到葛家这个邻居的刺激了,郁闷的他只能安慰道:“妈,你消消气,改天儿子也给你带个漂亮的儿媳妇回来,让你也出去显摆显摆。” Aunt Chen snort/hum said: „Does Chen Dapeng, depend on you also to look for attractive miss belt/bring coming back to let my long face? How I do not believe! You hurry to roll, with Ge that boy study two skill that picks up the little girl perhaps, the opportunity makes you take off/escape a list.” 陈大妈哼道:“陈大鹏,就凭你还想找个漂亮姑娘带回来让我长脸？我咋就这么不信呢！你还是赶紧滚回来,跟葛家那小子学两手泡妞的本事,或许还有机会让你脱个单。” Chen Dapeng shouted to shout: „Mother, your also looked down upon your son!” qing 陈大鹏嚷嚷道:“妈,你这也太瞧不起你儿子了吧！”漀 Aunt Chen disdains saying: „Yourself said, which aspect you do have to make me think highly of?” 陈大妈不屑道:“你自己说说,你有哪方面能让我瞧得起的？” Chen Dapeng must unable to speak by the resentment, in the sand beach these bikini beautiful women are not fragrant, he must hurry to go home, having a look at Ge that boy to lead a outstanding girlfriend to come back, his mother stimulating this. 陈大鹏被怼得说不出话来,就连沙滩上那些比基尼美女都不香了,他得赶紧打道回府,看看葛家那小子到底带了个多优秀的女朋友回来,把他老妈给刺激成这样。 „Mother, you let alone, I went back immediately.” “妈,你别说了,我马上回去。” „Un, do not look that you were older is several years old than others, but is looking for girlfriend aspect, you must well with the Ge boy study one study.” “嗯,别看你比人家大了几岁,但在找女朋友这方面,你是得好好跟葛家小子学一学。” „Knew, I go back certainly with his quite easy to learn study.” “知道了,我回去一定跟他好好学学。” ...... …… Around 2 : 00 pm time, Chen Dapeng goes home. qing 下午 2 点多的时候,陈大鹏回到了家。漀 Aunt Chen sees the son, that is in any case is unpleasing to the eyes, happen to at this time, downstairs heard Ms. Ge that happy laughter, she arrives at the balcony to look downward, then sees in downstairs garden, a very attractive miss is holding the hand of Ms. Ge, is notifying other neighbors. 陈大妈看到儿子,那是横竖都看不顺眼,正好这个时候,楼下传来了葛母那开心的笑声,她走到阳台往下一看,便看到楼下的花园里,一个非常漂亮的姑娘挽着葛母的手,正跟其他邻居打招呼。 Standing that the Ge boy smiles. 葛家小子则笑眯眯的站在旁边。 Aunt Chen turn head stared son one eyes, said: „You have a look at the girlfriend who Ge Jianming looks, has a look at your careless appearance again, don't you feel ashamed?” 陈大妈回头瞪了儿子一眼,说道:“你看看人家葛剑明找的女朋友,再看看你这吊儿郎当的样子,你不觉得惭愧吗？” Chen Dapeng did not feel oneself should be ashamed, but he is also true curious this to stimulate the unbearable Japanese girls his mother attractive, then moves toward the balcony while said: „Made me have a look at Ge Jianming this boy to look for a attractive girlfriend, let your such dirty your son.” 陈大鹏不觉得自己该惭愧,不过他也属实好奇这个把他老妈刺激得够呛的日本姑娘到底有多漂亮,便一边走向阳台一边说道:“让我看看葛剑明这小子到底找了个多漂亮的女朋友,让你这么埋汰你儿子。” Aunt Chen curls the lip saying: „You , if there is skill to ask such a girlfriend to come back, I will not definitely dirty you again, can only praise you to be fierce.” 陈大妈撇嘴道:“你要是有本事找个这样的女朋友回来,那我肯定就不会再埋汰你了,只会夸你厉害。” Chen Dapeng lives in three buildings, looked toward the following garden from the balcony, can see clearly. 陈大鹏家住在三楼,从阳台往下面的花园看,能把人看得清清楚楚。 When Chen Dapeng sees clearly is pulling the facial features of Ms. Ge arm that miss, he was really shocked, „in three teacher” almost blurted out, he responded luckily quickly, covered own mouth promptly. qing 当陈大鹏看清楚挽着葛母手臂那位姑娘的面容时,他真的惊呆了,一句“三上老师”差点就脱口而出,幸好他反应快,及时捂住了自己的嘴巴。漀 But the eye color of shock, like damn was the same. 但眼中的震惊之色,就如同见鬼了一样。 , He has a dream especially really has not thought, Ge Jianming that boy „in teacher three” came back to see the guardian to the belt/bring unexpectedly. This was taught him and teachers of innumerable male compatriot much strange knowledge, now the honorable person at present, Chen Dapeng cannot bear excitedly. 特么的,他真是做梦都没有想到,葛剑明那小子竟然把“三上老师”给带回来见家长了。这可是教会了他以及无数男同胞很多奇怪知识的启蒙老师啊,现在真人就在眼前,陈大鹏都忍不住激动了。 Aunt Chen sees the son look to be excited, thinks that he realized with others' disparity, then received to stimulate, saying that then expected too much: „Now knew you with others disparities?” 陈大妈见儿子神色激动,以为他是意识到跟别人的差距,然后受到刺激了,便恨铁不成钢的说道:“现在知道你跟人家的差距了吧？” Chen Dapeng recovers, saying of feeling a heartfelt admiration: „Ge Jianming this boy is truly fierce, I really took to him, did not admire his bubble little girl method, but admired his courage.” 陈大鹏回过神来,心悦诚服的说道:“葛剑明这小子确实厉害,我对他是真的服了,不是佩服他的泡妞手段,而是佩服他的勇气。” Aunt Chen felt that the son seems like in the words to have the words, cannot help but frowns saying: „How I thought that you did speak is a little mystifying?” 陈大妈感觉儿子似乎话里有话,不由得蹙眉道:“我怎么觉得你说话有点阴阳怪气的？” Before Chen Dapeng closely is staring at him, saying that in three of extremely liking the teacher, does not return to: „Mother, you misunderstood, I not mystifying!” 陈大鹏紧紧盯着他之前极为喜欢的三上老师,头也不回的说道:“妈,你听错了,我没有阴阳怪气啊！” Aunt Chen shot a look at son one eyes, has not said anything again, but sees garden Ms. Ge, in the eye has light envying. They two conditions actually similar, but the Ge boy studies her son is much stronger , after high school graduation, delivers to the Tokyo abroad study directly, this is also a point that she envies. qing 陈大妈瞥了儿子一眼,没有再多说什么,只是看着花园里的葛母,眼中有着淡淡的羡慕。她们两家的条件其实都差不多,但葛家小子念书比她儿子要强得多,高中毕业后就直接送到日本东京留学,这也是她羡慕的一点。漀 But the Ge boy also makes every effort to succeed, the university has not graduated, looked for such a attractive polite girlfriend in Japan, is really the life winner! 而葛家小子也争气,大学都还没毕业呢,就在日本找了个这么漂亮有礼貌的女朋友,真是人生赢家啊！ The mother and child have not spoken suddenly, attention centralized on the body of that Japanese miss, the content that but in two will of the people thinks is entirely different. 母子俩一时间没有说话,注意力都集中在那位日本姑娘的身上,只是两人心里想的内容却截然不同。 In the garden, Ms. Ge after the neighbors have greeted, then leads the would-be daughter-in-law toward the food market to walk, tonight is the plan went out to eat, but her would-be daughter-in-law actually volunteers must go out to do grocery shopping, plans to make authentic Japanese cuisine. 花园里,葛母在跟邻居们打过招呼后,便带着准儿媳往菜市场走,原本今天晚上是打算出去吃的,但她的准儿媳却自告奋勇的要出去买菜,打算做一顿正宗的日本料理。 Since the would-be daughter-in-law must display, Ms. Ge naturally cannot block, then smiles leads her to go to the food market to do grocery shopping together. 既然准儿媳要表现,那葛母自然不会拦着,便满脸笑容的带着她一起前往菜市场买菜。 Gazes in three teacher to leave the garden, Chen Dapeng's longing reclamation vision. 目送着三上老师离开花园,陈大鹏恋恋不舍的收回目光。 Aunt Chen could not bear and punctures his one saying: „Light envies is useless, condition not Ge of our family/home is bad, if you make every effort to succeed, can look for attractive miss in the teacher like three to come back.” 陈大妈忍不住又刺了他一句道:“光羡慕是没用的,咱们家的条件不比葛家差,你要是自己争气,也可以找个像三上老师这样的漂亮姑娘回来。” Own mother as well as many neighbor aunts do not know in three given name of teacher, Chen Dapeng is completely understandable, after all they are the women, has not necessarily watched that education piece of Japan. qing 自家老妈以及诸多邻居大妈不知道三上老师的大名,陈大鹏是完全可以理解的,毕竟他们都是女人,不一定看过日本的那种教育片。漀 Even if has looked, that was supposing was still their young time's matter, at that time in three teacher had not made a debut, was naturally impossible to know. 而且就算看过,那估摸着也是她们年轻时候的事了,那个时候三上老师还没出道呢,自然不可能认识。 Changing into Sir uncle is also the same, to their ages, had perhaps been incapable intentionally, where also has the thoughts to watch that education piece, therefore Uncle Ge as well as other neighbor uncles do not know in three teacher are also very normal matter. 换成大爷大叔也一样,到了他们这个年纪,恐怕早已经有心无力了,哪里还有心思去看那种教育片啊,所以葛叔以及其他邻居大叔不认识三上老师也是很正常的事情。 At this time heard the mother saying that made him look for attractive miss in the teacher like three to come back, Chen Dapeng cannot help but shook the head to say again and again: „Mother, in teacher the miss like three I am very respectable, likes them very much, but becomes friends with them, marries to make wife's words, I please excuse my inability to comply.” 此时听到老妈说让他找个像三上老师这样的漂亮姑娘回来,陈大鹏不由得连连摇头道:“妈,像三上老师这样的姑娘我个人是很尊敬的,也很喜欢她们,但跟她们交个朋友可以,娶回来做老婆的话,那我就敬谢不敏了。” Aunt Chen cannot help but „bah”, disdained saying: „You, others stature good face/color Zhigao miss, want to marry condition good others that please excuse my inability to comply are easy, although the condition of our family/home is good, but others also really not necessarily can have a liking for your having no merit to speak of meter/rice insect!” 陈大妈不由得“呸”了一声,不屑道:“就你还敬谢不敏呢,人家身材好颜值高的姑娘,想要嫁个条件好的人家那是容易得很,我们家的条件虽说还不错,但人家还真不一定看得上你这种一无是处的米虫呢！” Chen Dapeng by his mother resentment quite a while, cannot really be borne now, toward the living room walks while said: „Mother, you know that what teacher in three teacher teaches?” 陈大鹏被自家老妈怼了半天,现在是真的忍不住了,一边往客厅走一边说道:“妈,你知道三上老师是教什么的老师吗？” Chen Aunt hears Yanzheng, said: „This I have not asked actually, but in three teacher will speak Chinese, can she teaches the foreign language?” 陈大妈闻言怔了一下,说道:“这个我倒是没问过,不过三上老师会说中文,她会不会是教外语的？” Chen Dapeng tries hard to suppress smiling, serious saying: „Mother you guessed mistakenly, in three teacher did not teach the foreign language, did not teach you to imagine these subjects.” qing 陈大鹏努力憋着笑,一本正经的说道:“妈你猜错了,三上老师不是教外语,也不是教你想象中的那些科目。”漀 Aunt Chen knits the brows: „How do you know?” 陈大妈皱眉道:“你怎么知道？” Chen Dapeng sits on the sofa, pours water to say to oneself: „Because I know in three teacher, several years ago knew.” 陈大鹏坐在沙发上,给自己倒了杯水道:“因为我认识三上老师,好几年前就认识了。” Aunt Chen said with amazement: „You are cracking a joke, you have not gone abroad, others in three teacher also the first time is came to our country, how do you know others?” 陈大妈惊讶道:“你在开什么玩笑啊,你从来没出过国,人家三上老师也是第一次来咱们国家,你怎么认识人家啊？” Chen Dapeng drinks water, said: „Can mother, what age, be able to know now face-to-face?” 陈大鹏喝了口水,说道:“妈,现在都什么年代了,难道一定要面对面才能认识啊？” Aunt Chen said suddenly: „You online do know in three teacher?” 陈大妈恍然道:“你是在网上认识三上老师的？” Chen Dapeng look strange saying: „I know in three in the small movie the teacher.” 陈大鹏神色古怪的说道:“我是在小电影中认识三上老师的。” Aunt Chen subconscious asking: „What small movie?” qing 陈大妈下意识的问道:“什么小电影？”漀 Chen Dapeng said: „Is that small movie that must not exposed to the light!” 陈大鹏道:“就是那种见不得光的小电影呗！” Aunt Chen first has doubts, immediately in the eye erupts the unbelievable ray, obviously wants to understand the small movie in son mouth is what movie. 陈大妈先是疑惑,随即眼中爆发出难以置信的光芒,显然是想明白儿子口中的小电影到底是什么电影了。 Looks at so clearly in three does the teacher, make that small movie unexpectedly? But Ge that boy comes back to see the guardian such a actress belt/bring unexpectedly, this...... this simply is inconceivable. 看着如此清纯的三上老师,居然是拍那种小电影的？而葛家那小子竟然把这样的一个女演员带回来见家长,这……这简直是不可思议。 No wonder before oneself boy, looked that „in three teacher” the look is so strange. 难怪自家小子之前看那位“三上老师”的眼神这么古怪。 Thought of today cocky the entire most of the day Ms. Ge, if made her know this would-be daughter-in-law's status, Ms. Ge who then regarding was always concerned about face-saving must bear the big attack! 想到今天得瑟了整整大半天的葛母,要是让她知道了她这个准儿媳的身份,那对于一向爱面子的葛母来说得承受多大的打击啊！ Thinks of here, Aunt Chen cannot bear shiver. 一想到这里,陈大妈就忍不住打了个冷颤。 Before she also envied the Ge boy to go out to study abroad very much for three years, led attractively the girlfriend who such understood the politeness to come back, now looks back, oneself this meter/rice insect looks pleasing to the eyes, was mediocrely mediocre, but he was at least well-mannered, did not do the show operation that this letting person heart could not bear. qing 之前她还很羡慕葛家小子出去留学三年,就带了这么一个漂亮懂礼貌的女朋友回来,现在回过头来一看,还是自家这条米虫看着顺眼,平庸是平庸了点,但最起码他规规矩矩的,不搞这种让人心脏受不了的骚操作。漀 „Great Peng, you said can real?” Aunt Chen cannot bear confirms a say/way again. “大鹏,你说的可都是真的？”陈大妈忍不住再确认一遍道。 Chen Dapeng hehe said with a smile: „Naturally real, that is famous in three teacher, does not provide clothing has not put on, I can recognize.” 陈大鹏嘿嘿笑道:“当然是真的,那可是大名鼎鼎的三上老师啊,不管穿没穿,我都能一眼就认出来。” Aunt Chen shocks said: „How Ge that boy actually thinks, he does not know this in three status of teacher, knows that actually doesn't care?” 陈大妈震撼道:“葛家那小子到底是怎么想的啊,他是不知道这位三上老师的身份,还是知道却不在意啊？”