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#126: Death Class


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Waits for Ye Kong, Fatty Hai and Li Clan Brothers they come back. The dumbstruck discovery, on the Yue Yang bed, is lying down sleeping soundly beautiful Onee-san. 叶空海胖子厉氏兄弟他们回来。目瞪口呆地发现,在岳阳的床上,躺着一个熟睡的美丽御姐 Before the bed, is swinging a pair of small foot, eats the sugar the panda little girl who eats beams with joy. 床前,还有个摇着一双小脚丫子,吃糖正吃得眉开眼笑的熊猫小女孩。 What's all this about?” Ye Kong gawked, took Onee-san quickly? This flirting with girls speed simply is the miracle! “这是怎么回事?”叶空楞了,这么快就把一个御姐拿下了?这泡妞速度简直是奇迹啊! Picks in the roadside!” Student Yue Yang explained one careless. “在路边捡回来的!”岳阳同学漫不经心地解释一句。 Brothers, which road are you at to pick?” Listens to the Fatty Hai tone, he as if also wants to pick one to come back. “兄弟,你在哪条路捡的?”听海胖子的口气,他似乎也想去捡一个回来。 In downstairs.” Student Yue Yang told a truth very much rarely. “就在楼下。”岳阳同学很难得地说了句实话。 I do not live I, I must commit suicide......” Fatty Hai to have tears streaming down the face, the specific use hits the wall ruthlessly, he thought that oneself stayed white/in vain for two years in the school, for two years little loli of getting lost has not picked, this boy is booing, he just did not come for day, picks is two, Onee-san and loli gave to pick! “我不活了我,我要自杀……”海胖子泪流满面,用头狠狠地撞墙,他觉得自己在学院白呆了两年,两年来一个迷路的小萝莉也没捡过,这小子倒好,他刚来没一天,一捡就是俩,御姐萝莉统统都给捡回来了! People, anger people to death! 人比人,气死人 Fatty Hai felt, if oneself stayed with this boy for a long time, even if did not irritate, should still cry. 海胖子觉得,自己要是跟这小子呆久了,就算不气死,也会哭死。 Moreover, that crying dry/does tears cry the dehydration but of death...... the luck of this boy. Made the person feel inferior, was he lucky goddess illegitimate child? How world all lucky covers in his body? Fatty Hai really wants to display the vinegars of three large bowls before oneself, then drinks up, perhaps such will not have slid at heart sourly, will also feel better. 而且,还是那种哭干眼泪哭得脱水而死的那种……这小子的运气。太让人自卑了,难道他是幸运女神的私生子?怎么世间所有的幸运都笼罩在他身上海胖子真想在自己面前摆上三大碗的醋,然后一口气喝干,也许那样心里还不会那么酸溜,还会好过一点。 Little Panda Niu Niu cutely is sucking finger, while is blinking big eye looks at Fatty Hai, suddenly said earth-shaking one: Elder Brother, this Fatty is a fool!” 小熊猫妞妞一边可爱地吮着手指,一边眨巴着大眼睛看着海胖子,忽然说出石破天惊的一句:“哥哥,这个胖子是傻瓜!” „, Will she also speak?” Ye Kong and the others must faint, War Beast that another can speak? “啊,她还会说话?”叶空他们要晕了,又一个会说话的战兽 I am not a fool, told you, when I specially intelligent smart person, eight years old can easily count to 100, nine years old be able to write own name, after by ten years old, I had not wet the bed again, what kind of? My Lihai (fierce)? little sister, I called Hai Dafu, everyone called me Young Master Hai, I was your Elder Brother Boss! Come, come, I also give you sugar to eat!” Hai Dafu exactly also one package of malt sugar, this is he buys to flatter Yue Bing specially. “我不是傻瓜,告诉你,我特别聪明的聪明人,八岁时就能轻易地数到一百,九岁就能写自己的名字,到了十岁以后,我再没有尿过床,怎么样?我厉害吧?小妹妹,我叫海大富,人人都叫我海大少,我可是你哥哥老大喔!来,来,我也给你糖吃!”海大富恰好也有一包麦芽糖,这是他特意买来讨好岳冰的。 Small female Panda Niu Niu looked at the amber malt sugar, is a little excited. 熊猫女妞妞看了看琥珀般的麦芽糖,有点儿心动。 But she shakes the head finally: Mother said that the thing of fool is unedible, will otherwise stain the foolishness, my definitely not must turn into the fool!” 但她最后还是摇头:“妈妈说傻瓜的东西不能吃,否则会沾上傻气,我才不要变成傻瓜呢!” Fatty Hai bang falls down. 海胖子‘轰隆’一声倒在地上。 This attack, was too big! 这个打击,实在太大了! if it were not for Li Clan Brothers is drawing him. He must jump from an upper story to commit suicide. Ye Kong smiles the tears violently to splash, praised Niu Niu again and again, gave her a thumb: Right, you said right, the idiot will infect!” 要不是厉氏兄弟拉着他。他都要跳楼自杀。叶空笑得泪花激溅,连连表扬妞妞,给她一个大拇指:“对,你说得对,白痴可是会传染的!” Little Panda Niu Niu shows the expression that incomparably frightens immediately, it seems like also really feared that the Fatty Hai idiot will infect. 小熊猫妞妞顿时露出无比惊吓的表情,看来还真怕海胖子的白痴会传染。 Yue Yang hurries to comfort to frighten was about to cry her: This Elder Brother Ye Kong is teases your, all right, the idiot will not infect, Niu Niu do not fear, eats the sugar!” 岳阳赶紧安抚吓得快哭了的她:“这位叶空哥哥是逗你的,没事,白痴是不会传染的,妞妞别怕,吃糖吧!” Handed over the past malt sugar regarding Yue Yang, Niu Niu received impatiently, admitted the small mouth very happily, ate crookedly some little time, again excessive, the anxiety asked: „Won't idiot really infect?” 对于岳阳递过去的麦芽糖,妞妞迫不及待地接过,美滋滋地放进小嘴巴,吃了好一会儿,再歪过头,疑虑地问道:“白痴真的不会传染吗?” Fatty Hai cried: Even will infect, I am not the idiot...... I do not live!” 海胖子哇一声哭了:“就算会传染,我也不是白痴啊……我不活了!” The entrance, Old Fox brings Young Miss Yue Bing to walk, smilingly said: Students, you are chatting anything, is quite lively, well. Niu Niu, you how in this?” Little Panda Niu Niu jumps immediately from the bed on, shows the posture of attack, reveals tiny white tooth to warn: Color old man, to my Mother, your liked peeping others to change Old Man abnormal of clothes to be most repugnant!” 门口,老狐狸带着岳冰小姑娘走进来,笑眯眯地说:“同学们,你们在聊什么,好热闹啊,咦。妞妞,你怎么会在这?”小熊猫妞妞立即自床上跳起来,摆出攻击的姿势,露出小白牙警告:“色老头,离我妈妈远一点,你这个喜欢偷看别人换衣服的变态老头最讨厌了!” Everyone looks at Old Fox, as if sees world first abnormal to be crazy. 所有人都看着老狐狸,仿佛看见世间第一的变态狂。 Old Fox is awkward, his complexion is luckily thick, will otherwise hug with Fatty Hai in the same place sheds bitter tears. 老狐狸尴尬无比,幸好他脸色厚,否则会跟海胖子抱在一起痛哭流涕。 Aha, actually that is the misunderstanding, upright gentleman like me, how also to make that despicable and shameless behavior, let alone peeped like the person who my person of virtue and prestige remains pure and incorruptible, is the ordinary day speaks to work the words and deeds is also discrete, very carefully, achieves to teach by personal example to the student as far as possible, takes virtue as the master, is model/pattern!” The Old Fox words have not said, Yue Yang has fished out a palace of the crown prince secret skill chart of color version in his body. “啊哈,其实那是误会,像我这样的正人君子,又怎么会做出那种卑鄙无耻的行为呢,像我这种德高望重洁身自好的人别说偷窥了,就是平日说话做事也言行谨慎,小心翼翼,尽量向学生做到言传身教,以德为师,以身为范!”老狐狸的话还没有说完,岳阳已经在他的身上摸出一本彩版的春宫秘技图。 Lord Vice-Principal that person of virtue and prestige remains pure and incorruptible, facilitates under explanation?” Student Yue Yang asked very much sincerely. 德高望重洁身自好的副院长大人,方便不方便解释下这是怎么回事?”岳阳同学很诚恳地问。 This confiscates the student!” Old Fox responded ultra-fast . Moreover the facial skin was extremely thick, when lied was without turning a hair. “这是没收学生的!”老狐狸反应超快,而且脸皮极厚,撒谎时面不改色。 That this girl's stomacher?” Student Yue Yang pulls out a pink women's stomacher in the Old Fox sleeves. “那这个女孩子的抹胸呢?”岳阳同学又在老狐狸的衣袖里抽一条粉红色的女子抹胸。 Gale blows on the ground, I just prepare to give back to the owner of lost articles it!” Old Fox deals freely, his face upright gentleman appearance, as if others suspected that he is a crime. “大风吹在地上,我刚好准备把它还给失主!”老狐狸应对自如,他一脸正人君子的模样,仿佛别人怀疑他都是一种罪过。 Lord Vice-Principal really worthily is the moral models in our student, admire, admire!” Yue Yang gives a thumbs-up to Old Fox, but Old Fox shakes the head and beckons with the hand immediately: Is unwarranted reputation forget it/that's all, as upright gentleman. I always denounced severely ruining of social convention, degeneration of more distressed young people, my ability was what a pity limited, is unable to do many, can only set an example, hopes that can affect more people. Today, I except for giving Student Yue Bing guide, but also informs you while convenient, Student Titan, as a result of your outstanding performance, you successfully was selected in ‚the travel of hell Death Class, hopes you learn/study progressive at the same time, will cross very happily!” 副院长大人果然不愧是是我们学生中的道德模范,佩服,佩服!”岳阳老狐狸伸出一只大拇指,而老狐狸立即摇头又摆手:“都是虚名罢了,身为一个正人君子。我一向痛斥社会风气的败坏,更痛心青少年的堕落,可惜我能力有限,无法做得更多,只能以身作则,希望可以借此影响更多的人。今天,我除了给岳冰同学带路,还顺便通知你,泰坦同学,由于你的杰出表现,你成功地入选了‘地狱之旅’死亡班的一员,希望你学习进步的同时,会过得很愉快!” Your this abuses the authority, retaliates me publicly?” Student Yue Yang smiles as brilliant as a sun, raised this question. “你这算不算是滥用职权,公开报复我呢?”岳阳同学笑得阳光灿烂,提出这个疑问。 Actually my pains, want to cultivate you. If the waste like Fatty Hai, my definitely not can manage his life!” Old Fox same smiling wholeheartedly. “其实我一片苦心,想要栽培你。如果像海胖子这样的废物,我才不会管他死活!”老狐狸同样笑容可掬 „Am I the waste?” Fatty Hai anger. “我是废物?”海胖子怒了。 No, I spoke incorrectly, you are not the waste!” A Old Fox such saying, the Fatty Hai complexion changed for the better slightly, never expected that under Old Fox a few words, the air/Qi results in Fatty Hai to faint directly, because he said: You are not the waste. How can you be the waste? The waste also compared with your Q100 time, you simply is in the waste most dregs dregs, if I am your teacher, I threw you to feed the ghost insect to Devil Abyss early!” “不,我说错了,你不是废物!”老狐狸这么一说,海胖子的脸色稍微好转些,没想到老狐狸下一句话,气得海胖子直接晕厥过去,因为他说:“你不是废物。你怎么能是废物呢?废物也比你强100倍,你简直就是废物中最渣的渣滓,如果我是你的导师,我早扔你到魔渊喂鬼虫了!” Your this damn old insect, is you asks us to enjoy anything not to serve as comfortably!” Fatty Hai is angry jolts the dog like one, he almost must bite to death Old Fox. “你这个该死的老虫,是你叫我们舒服享受什么都不用做的!”海胖子愤怒得就像一只颠狗,他差点要咬死老狐狸 I called you dead, how didn't you go?” Old Fox is aloof, shrugs the shoulders: You , to show that you are not a waste, you go to Death Class with Student Titan together, participates in the travel of this year's hell, what kind of. Does the dregs of your waste have courage? Considers as finished, I do not want to speak to the coward, please leave me!” “我叫你去死,你怎么不去?”老狐狸无动于衷,耸耸肩膀:“你如果想证明你不是个废物,你跟泰坦同学一起去死亡班,参加今年的地狱之旅,怎么样。你这个废物之渣有胆吗?算了算了,我不想跟懦夫说话,请你离我远一点!” „Isn't damn old insect, Death Class? What does this Young Master have not to dare to participate?” Fatty Hai was soon wild with rage. “该死的老虫,不就是死亡班吗?本少爷有什么不敢参加的?”海胖子快要气疯了。 Hopes that you will not exist after the Devil Insect excrement condition in this world......” Old Fox said that also exchanges an affable smile, said to Young Miss Yue Bing: Student Yue Bing, starting tomorrow, you attend class with Grandma Wu Teng, she is famous Plant-type Grandmaster, I ask her to come out to instruct your specially to recruit students especially, you must well diligently!” “希望你不会以魔虫粪便状态存在这个世上……”老狐狸说完之后,又换上一副和蔼可亲的笑脸,冲着岳冰小姑娘说:“岳冰同学,明天起,你跟乌藤婆婆上课吧,她是著名的植系大师,我特意请她老人家出来指导你这个特招生,你要好好努力啊!” But, yes, I will try hard!” Young Miss Yue Bing actually wants to follow Yue Yang together experience. “可是,是,我会努力!”岳冰小姑娘其实更希望跟着岳阳一起历练 They are the waste, dies 100 is not a pity, you are the talent, cannot before growing dead, you must try hard, must turn into Ranker, do not disappoint everyone.” The Old Fox words make the Ye Kong and the others perspiration die, how does the treatment of men and women differ such far? “他们是废物,死一百个也不可惜,你是天才,不能在成长起来之前就夭折了,你要努力,一定要变成个强者,不要辜负了大家的期望。”老狐狸的话让叶空他们汗死,男女的待遇怎么相差这么远? Entire Soaring Dragon Continent regards men as superior to women, this Ivy student, actually in turn, regards women as superior to men. 整个龙腾大陆都是重男轻女,偏偏这个常春藤学生,却反过来,重女轻男。 Goes to school in such school, really does not know that should cry or smile. 在这样的学院上学,真不知该哭还是笑。 Yue Yang actually frowns, he thought that this Old Fox does not regard women as superior to men actually, but is teaching students in accordance with their aptitude. Like little darling obedient Yue Bing, he goes to please best teacher, taught then it will be alright devotedly ; As for Fatty Hai and self-respect of extremely strong Ye Kong and the others being glad seeking ease and comfort, with method of goading somebody into action. The Old Fox words are more caustic and mean, then more can stimulate Fatty Hai and Ye Kong and the others male self-respect. 岳阳却皱了一下眉头,他觉得这老狐狸其实不是重女轻男,而是‘因材施教’。像乖乖听话的岳冰,他去请最好的导师,悉心教导就行;至于乐意贪图享受的海胖子和自尊心极强的叶空他们,则采用激将法。老狐狸的话越尖酸刻薄,那么越能激发海胖子叶空他们的男子自尊心。 This Ivy Academy, is actually not in the average person imagination that the dregs. 这个常春藤学院,其实并非普通人想像中那么渣。 As for this superficial lascivious Old Fox, Yue Yang discovered own Level 3 Divine Vision, was unable to look through his genuine strength. 至于这个表面好色的老狐狸,岳阳发现自己三极慧眼,还不能看破他的真正实力。 In Yue Yang has met at present in male Ranker, only then the two person, could not completely understand, one is Assassin Guild Hemp-clothed old man, one is front Old Fox...... except for their two people. Is Ranker that Great Summer Emperor Jun Wuyou and Old Man Yue Hai their such world completely know, Yue Yang can also look through the a portion strength, not like Hemp-clothed old man and Old Fox, could not completely understand! 岳阳目前所遇过的男性强者之中,只有两个人,是一点儿也看不透的,一个是杀手公会麻衣老人,一个就是面前的老狐狸……除了他们两人。就是大夏皇帝君无忧岳海老人他们那样世人尽知的强者,岳阳也能看破一部分实力,不会像麻衣老人老狐狸这样,一点儿也看不透! Niu Niu, the grandfather walked, your Mother became sober, making her look for Principal Elder Sister!” Old Fox wields the sleeves, body flashes before the white light, vanishes in same place. 妞妞,爷爷走了,你妈妈酒醒了,让她去找院长姐姐吧!”老狐狸一挥衣袖,身上闪现白光,消失于原地。 Perhaps „......” Ye Kong and the others cannot realize anything, but in Yue Yang heart actually an astonishment. “……”叶空他们也许意识不到什么,不过岳阳心中却一阵惊愕。 Teleportation speed was too quick! 传送速度太快了! Also must facilitate quickly compared with Devil Abyss Teleportation Sphere! 魔渊传送之球还要方便快捷! Did this ordinary surface like old pervert Old Geezer, grasp so powerful Space Teleportation technique unexpectedly? 这一个貌不惊人表面就像个老色狼老头子,竟然掌握了如此强大的空间传送术? This Ivy Academy can 3,000 years come to meet as an equal to Shangjing Academy, it seems like it is not lucky! Death Class the travel of hell? Perhaps is very interesting! Yue Yang thinks of this, corner of the mouth shows a happy expression suddenly. 这个常春藤学院能够三千年来一直与上京学院分庭抗礼,看来并不是侥幸的!死亡班的地狱之旅吗?也许很有趣呢!岳阳想到这,唇角忽然露出一丝笑意。 When sober Onee-san and drunk she, is completely the two person. 清醒的御姐与酒醉时的她,完全是两个人。 She awakes, uses the terrifying brute force and outstanding speed beats savagely all the people of seeing. Student Yue Yang is not just, he is learning the Illustrated Handbook of War Beasts elementary knowledge with Young Miss Yue Bing, when he comes back, discovered that the male students in entire building made her hit to fall face down, was the injured student, Fatty Hai makes into everywhere swelled cannot see the pig head of eye. 她一醒,就用恐怖的蛮力和卓绝的速度将所有看见的人暴打一顿。岳阳同学刚好不在,他正跟岳冰小姑娘学习战兽图鉴的基础知识,等他回来,发现整一幢楼的男生都让她打趴下了,到处都是受伤的学生,海胖子更是被打成了肿得看不见眼睛的猪头。 Was hit hangs Ye Kong on corridor clothes rack, gives a Yue Yang paper. 被打得挂在走廊衣架上的叶空,递给岳阳一张纸条。 This is not Drunk Cat Onee-san, but is Little Panda Niu Niu remains to him, above has the very cute claw seal. 这不是醉猫御姐的,而是小熊猫妞妞给他留的,上面有个很可爱的爪印。 She will not write, but did not forget to give Yue Yang this Elder Brother to leave behind a small claw seal...... Yue Yang to look, was really a little does not know whether to laugh or cry, was own charm only effective to little loli? 她不会写字,但不忘给岳阳这个哥哥留下一个小爪印……岳阳看了,真是有点哭笑不得,自己的魅力难道只对小萝莉才有效? Yue Yang cleans up the room aftermath without enough time, suddenly has the murderous-looking sound to make a sound in downstairs: All Death Class student sets, since the present, in five minutes must arrive at the black stone square, all latecomers, punish ten army clubs every minute, the disobey orders do not evade intentionally, according to the battlefield military deserter processes, army crime!” 岳阳来不及收拾房间残局,忽然有个杀气腾腾的声音在楼下响起来:“所有死亡班的学生集合,在现在起,五分钟内必须到达黑石广场,所有迟到者,每分钟罚十军棍,违抗命令故意逃避不到者,按战场逃兵处理,军罪!” So is really strict?” Yue Yang was wonderful, this Ivy Academy does not make the student enjoy? “真这么严格?”岳阳奇了,这常春藤学院不是让学生享受的吗? He recalled the Old Fox words suddenly, the Ivy objective made the eugenics more superior, the difference lived...... here badly is the hell of eugenics, was the difference fresh heaven! 他忽然记起了老狐狸的话,常春藤的宗旨让优生更优,差生更差……这里是优生的地狱,是差生的天堂! When, did oneself turn into the eugenics? 什么时候,自己变成了优生? Originally lies in Fatty Hai that the place suffocates half-dead, the when heard set command, suddenly shoots, draws Yue Yang: Quickly, walks quickly, this is not cracks a joke, the fellow is bloodthirsty homicidal maniac, it is said cut to kill more than ten late students personally!” 原来趴在地半死不活奄奄一息的海胖子,一听集合令,忽然弹起来,一拉岳阳:“快,快走,这可不是开玩笑的,那家伙是个嗜血的杀人狂,据说曾经亲手斩杀过不下十名迟到的学生!” Is so terrorist? Knew perfectly well that like this you also do draw us to participate in what are you doing together?” Ye Kong when heard, in heart big dizzy. “这么恐怖?明知这样你还拉我们一起参加干嘛啊?”叶空一听,心中大晕。 Nonsense, must die dies together, we are the brothers!” Fatty Hai replied shameless. Read the book, please remember the only address( 3 “废话,要死一块死,我们是兄弟嘛!”海胖子无耻地回答。读好书,请记住唯一地址(三
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