Next day. 第二天。 Very early in the morning the thick eyebrows elder brother telephones the suit: „East forest the schoolmate, solves the problem with the fist, but do not do greatly is so good, the above eldest child heart cannot bear!” 大清早浓眉哥就打电话过来投诉:“林东同学,用拳头解决问题可以,但别搞这么大行不行,上面的老大心脏受不了啊！” „You must do now only, is proclaims a good resident to reward to me.” East the forest also rests blurry, one hear is the thick eyebrows elder brother immediately on afk. “你现在唯一要做的,就是颁一个好市民奖给我。”林东还睡得迷迷糊糊的,一听是浓眉哥立即挂机。 „......” Thick eyebrows elder brother half dead. “……”浓眉哥汗了个半死。 Washed Jin Town to make this big case, but also related to the foreigner, the above fellow eldest children, indeed a night has not had a good sleep. The thick eyebrows elder brother has not had a good sleep, he has not had a good sleep is because was busy enough one in the evening, just processed, waits for one to be idle to give east the forest to telephone. To chat two, vented to tidy up the foreigner all night and solves entire case that self-satisfied mood perfectly, who would have guessed that this boy did not coordinate. 淘金镇闹出了这个大案件,还涉及到洋人,上面的各位老大,的确一夜没有睡好。浓眉哥也没睡好,他没睡好是因为忙了足足一晚上,刚处理完,等一空闲下来就给林东打电话。本想多聊两句,发泄一下整夜收拾洋鬼子和完美解决整宗大案那种得意心情的,哪知道这小子一点不配合。 East the forest rests late in the morning, crawls to have the breakfast. 林东睡到日上三竿,才爬起来吃早餐。 The entire room, is only lazier than him, is clear/pain Linger that small lazy pig, she also gets up unexpectedly compared with him wants...... to look at others to sprout/moe the goods late, six points got up, made the breakfast of full table with class leader Sir, waits for east the forest the gluttony to end also some surplus. 整间屋子,唯一比他更懒的,就是楚灵儿那个小懒猪,她竟然比他起得还要晚……看人家萌货,六点不到就起来了,与班长大人做了满满一桌子的早点,等林东饕餮完还有许多剩余。 „Pack, we wander!” clear/pain Linger never forgets to play, so long as mentioned plays, regardless of she will immediately become be at what condition vivid. “打包,我们去漂流！”楚灵儿念念不忘去玩,只要一提到玩,她无论处于什么状态都会立即变得生龙活虎。 „On you!” Class leader Sir pinches her small cheek ill-humoredly. “就等你了！”班长大人没好气地捏捏她的小脸蛋。 „I have prepared, immediately!” clear/pain Linger felt oneself ate to the full, whole person moe moe dá, embarks immediately simply does not have the issue. “我早就准备好了,马上出发吧！”楚灵儿感觉自己吃饱了,整个人萌萌哒,立即出发根本没有问题。 „You look at you, on you also wears the pajamas......” to sprout/moe the goods to think that knew this best friend very loses face. “你看你,你身上还穿着睡衣……”萌货觉得认识这种闺蜜挺丢人的。 „I change the clothes immediately.” clear/pain Linger not only wears the pajamas, but also that type of belt/bring slightly transparent pajamas, she sat a moment ago, one leg on the other curls upwards, inside HelloKitty revealing. East the good forest this angle cannot see, otherwise moe the goods to stand is the young girl of wall in his side. Thousand county brow straight wrinkles, she felt, if own younger sister appearance, must raise to throw downstairs refuse reclamation to stand. “我马上换衣服。”楚灵儿不仅穿着睡衣,而且还是那种带点稍微透明的睡衣,刚才她一坐下来,二郎腿一翘起来,就把里面的HelloKitty给露出来了。还好林东这个角度看不见,不然萌货非站在他身边做墙之少女不可。千郡眉头直皱,她感觉要是自己的妹妹这模样,非提起来扔到楼下垃圾回收站不可。 I am a bodyguard! 我是保镖！ In thousand county hearts meditated several, the mood presses with great difficulty. 千郡心中默念数遍,情绪好不容易压下来了。 In the evening because the second person needs therefore doesn't matter, but plays during the daytime is not one's turn east the forest this fellow who does not have the sign drove, cracks a joke, goes to the road in Qinglongxia to have police...... the thick eyebrows elder brother to process every 500 meters too attractively, Qinglongxia and washes Jin Town perhaps not to the bystander enter! 晚上因为秒人需要所以没关系,但白天去游玩就轮不到林东这个没牌的家伙开车了,开玩笑,去青龙峡的公路上每隔500米就有一个警察……要不是浓眉哥处理得太漂亮,青龙峡和淘金镇说不定还不许外人进入呢！ „Seven male is a female is rivals for sexual favor, on the bed fights a decisive battle to the dawn.” clear/pain Linger has taken today's Dongshan Daily, the title simply thunder deceased person of above main version. Class leader Sir and moe the goods to collect to look, discovered that was the imposing love story, words saying seven unreasoning passion foreigners, the position was respectively different, but deeply is loving a big foreign horse, the arrogant US has pursued to the big rabbit country, washed in Jin Town this foreign country in Dongshan, the fires of eight people of love erupted, like volcanic eruption, such as the Yellow River burst a dike, out of control, among them performed a soul-stirring and inspiring love story. “七男为一女争风吃醋,床上决战至天明。”楚灵儿拿过今天的东山日报,上面主版的标题简直雷死人。班长大人和萌货凑过去一看,发现里面是个轰轰烈烈的爱情故事,话说有七位痴情的洋鬼子,身份地位各不同,但同时深爱着一位大洋马,自大米国一直追到大兔国,在东山淘金镇这个异国他乡里,八人的爱情之火爆发了,有如火山喷发,又如黄河决堤,一发而不可收拾,他们之间上演了一出荡气回肠、可歌可泣的爱情故事。 These seven unreasoning passion men, to obtain the most beloved woman, made a shocking decision, they decide on the bed make war, obtains the condition that the beautiful woman turns over to by the final victor, conducted unprecedented ultimate chaos to fight. Finally, after fighting a decisive battle dawn, seven crazy male of making no distinction between victory and defeat are completely exhausted, finally the essence completely person perishes. The crazy female sees seven boyfriend tragic deaths, cries great pain and grief, hangs oneself in the window of love hotel secretly, commits suicide together in the name of love for darling. 这七位痴情男子,为了获得最心爱女人,做出了一个震惊中外的决定,他们决定在床上开战,以最终胜利者获得美人归的条件,进行了一场史无前例的终极大乱斗。结果,在决战到天明之后,不分胜负的七位痴男全部精疲力竭,最后精尽人亡。痴女见七位情郎惨死,哭得肝肠寸断,偷偷自缢于情人旅馆的窗口,为了爱郎们殉情。 Is ‚seven cow anger is a young person, all night long plows a field ; Streaming with sweat finally with turning over , the deep love long partner spends the dormancy.’, This touching love story of borderless to explain a truth finally: The cow that so long as dies of exhaustion, has not plowed the bad field. 正所谓是‘七牛一怒为红颜,通宵达旦耕一田;汗流浃背终同归,深爱情长伴花眠。’,这则无国界的感人爱情故事最后说明了一个真理:只要累死的牛,没有耕坏的田。 „Is impossible!” Class leader Sir looks at the first response, thought that today the editor-in-chief of Dongshan Daily, the head definitely was makes the gate clamp ruthlessly had come on class, otherwise could not write so the brain remnant story, what most thunder deceased person was, this absurd story also frank and upright placing in front page. “不可能！”班长大人看完第一个反应,就是觉得今天东山日报的主编,脑袋肯定是让门狠狠地夹过了才来上的班,要不然也写不出如此脑残的故事,最雷死人的是,这个荒谬的故事还光明正大的摆放在头版。 „Not to be how impossible, you see this female, is the Russian big bear, according to female bear that physique, 2-3 men is the second kills radically, are least 78 man groups to cope. I feel very reasonable, moreover is sometimes more incredible the unfounded story more real, did moe moe you say?” clear/pain Linger proves from the angle of battle efficiency, judges this love story real. “怎么不可能,你看这女的,是个俄罗斯大熊,按照母熊那种体格,2-3个男人根本是秒杀,最少得七八个男人组团才能对付。我觉得很合理啊,而且有时候越荒诞无稽的故事越是真实的,萌萌你说呢？”楚灵儿从战斗力的角度来论证,判断这个爱情故事是真的。 „Where I look probably......” have sprouted the goods to mutter, she remembers before , has read similar edition, was right, seven dwarf and Snow White! “我好像在哪里看过……”萌货喃喃自语,她记得以前看过类似的版本,啊对了,七个小矮人与白雪公主！ „Do you want to say seven bottle gourd kids and snake essences?” clear/pain Linger responded that is quick. “你是想说七个葫芦娃和蛇精吧？”楚灵儿反应就是快。 „Haha!” Thousand counties that drive earnestly were also amused. “哈哈！”认真开车的千郡也被逗乐了。 „The thick eyebrows elder brother telephones, wants to say this to me?” East the forest by thunder scorched outside and tender inside, such processing was also been simply good? Very good, the thick eyebrows elder brother I took you! You determined that looks that ringer who writes a letter on another's behalf isn't some point writes the female to revere the article? “难道浓眉哥打电话过来,就是想跟我说这个？”林东简直被雷个外焦内嫩,这样处理也行吗？很好,浓眉哥我服你了！你确定找来代笔的那位枪手不是某点写女尊文的？ No matter the thunder, this case turned into the Eight Trigrams (gossip) of people pleasant story in Dongshan in any case, what as for the truth is? This important? 甭管雷不雷,反正这个大案在东山就变成了民众喜乐见闻的八卦,至于真相是什么？这个重要吗？ Because of this news, sales volume crazy whirlwind three times of Dongshan Daily. 因为这一条新闻,东山日报的销量狂飚三倍。 This by countless people are also thought the head was not the water penetration, is kicked by the donkey, or had been clamped by the gate editor-in-chief...... in heart only comfort! He estimated after oneself, goes out carefully, if were recognized, might the worrying own idiot be able to infect. 这也是被无数人认为脑袋不是进水了、就是被驴踢了、要不就是被门夹过了的主编……心中唯一的安慰！他估计自己以后出门得小心,要是被人认出,有可能会让人担心自己的白痴会不会传染。 The Nepali younger sisters, this is manifestation of river crab strength! Your this group of hammers understand a yarn! 尼妹啊,这可是河蟹力量的体现！你们这帮锤子懂个毛线啊！ Although the big case turned into a news, but washes Jin Town is a little unrest. 虽然大案件变成了一则新闻,但淘金镇还是有点骚乱。 Many policemen are processing. 许多警察叔叔正在处理。 Naturally, must not exposed to thing light/only also be given to clutch by the thick eyebrows elder brother while convenient, this was he crispest place, can tidy up some foreign Sir justifiablily. Now no matter you are what status, in this crucial point, you are the embassy must bend the waist, gives me to reveal the chrysanthemum comes out, does not pick the soap, through does not inspect you not to leave all-around. 当然,许多见不得光的东西也被浓眉哥顺便给揪了出来,这是他最爽的地方,就可以名正言顺地收拾一些洋大爷。现在甭管你是什么身份,在这节骨眼,你就是大使馆的也得弯下腰,把菊花给我露出来,不捡肥皂,不通过全方位的检查你别想离开。 Managed Qinglongxia as well as washes District Magistrate thanks in Jin Town to be anxious at this time like like ants on a heated pan, but the thick eyebrows elder brother corner of the eye did not take a look at his. 统管青龙峡以及淘金镇的谢区长这时候急得就像热锅上的蚂蚁,可是浓眉哥眼角也不瞅他一下。 District Magistrate thanks felt that this time must be finished, because of the thick eyebrows elder brother's boss, that fellow named slow Yanwang had issued the dead order, but another also hits a person when he is down compared with the oil also slippery bell fox desperately...... 谢区长感觉这一次要完蛋了,因为浓眉哥的老板,那位叫做徐阎王的家伙已经下了死命令,而另一个比油还滑的钟狐狸也拼命地落井下石…… „This matter, you best give me a reasonable explanation.” slow Yanwang said in the telephone like this. “这件事,你最好给我一个合理的解释。”徐阎王在电话中是这样说的。 Explanation yarn! 解释个毛线啊！ Eight foreigners were killed, you ask that now I do want to explain? How I know that is the hand that is where sacred? Also, if is really the imperial sword that some domestic eldest child offers a sacrifice, I investigated even, dares to say publicly? You clearly are think that father carries this being unjustly discredited! You clearly want to look for a scapegoat! 八个洋鬼子被人干掉了,你现在问我要解释？我怎知道到底是何方神圣出的手？再说,如果真是国内某位老大祭出的尚方宝剑,我就算调查到了,敢公开说出来吗？你们分明就是想老子背这个黑锅！你们分明是想找一个替死鬼！ District Magistrate thanks feels very injust, the issue was this dead cat he is eats, did he in charge of here district magistrate, have an accident he not to think responsibly? Do you crack a joke? 谢区长感到很冤,问题是这一个死猫他是吃定了,他是主管这里的区长,出事了他想不负责？你开玩笑呢？ The relations of upper-level struggle east 10 cents with the forest does not have. 上层的斗争跟林东一毛钱的关系也没有。 He sits in the fore carriage now, enjoys class leader Sir with sprouting/moe goods two very much comfortably delivers to the throwing food of mouth once for a while. 他现在坐在汽车前座,很舒服地享受着班长大人与萌货两个时不时送到嘴边的投食。 clear/pain Linger was very lazy, throws eats one to re-focus on outside scenery, suddenly she discovered a highlight: „Uncle, you look there, has a fool to feign death there! Aiya, really installs to look like!” 楚灵儿很懒,投食了一会就把注意力转到外面的风景上,忽然她发现了一个亮点:“大叔,你看那里,有个傻瓜在那里装死！哎呀,装得真像！” In one side of road, repairs and maintains in the good mountain massif pitch, there are man to lie down with the extremely laughable posture. 在公路的一侧,修整好的山体斜坡上,有个男子用极可笑的姿势躺着。 The four limbs stretch, the head puts one's foot down, 四肢舒展,头下脚上, Entire people font seal on hillside. 整个人大字型印在山坡上面。 On the face of this fellow has one type ‚I soon died’ the strange expression, but seems like doing strangely, person who therefore drove to pass by, thinks that his was playing the action art, pulled out the cell phone to come out to photograph, actually no one destroyed his marvelous show. clear/pain Linger also takes the cell phone to come out to strike with force, without a while, she discovered that front also has a man, lies down by the similar posture on the road small sandbank, is happy: „, Was too splendid, this performs me to on pass to the micro blog, making everyone select to praise for them! How does the uncle you feel? Is the performance very good?” 这家伙的脸上有一种‘我快要死去了’的诡异表情,但更多像是在搞怪,所以开车路过的人,都认为他这是在玩行为艺术,纷纷掏手机出来拍照,却无人去破坏他的精彩表演。楚灵儿也拿手机出来猛拍,没一会儿,她又发现前面又有个男子,以差不多的姿势躺在公路另一侧的小河滩上,不禁喜形于色:“哇哇,太精彩了,这个表演我得上传到微博上,让大家为他们点赞！大叔你觉得怎么样？表演得是不是很棒？” „Good, I estimated that behind will have the similar action art......” east forest schoolmate's expression to be very calm. “不错,我估计后面还会有同样的行为艺术……”林东同学的表情很淡定。 „You said should not be?” Thousand county one hears, hurry to step on the accelerator. “你说的该不会是？”千郡一听,赶紧加大油门。 In the front five kilometers. 在前面五公里。 The cloud wears a white sportswear leisurely, is riding a mountain bike, is pedalling slowly. 云悠悠身穿一身白色运动装,骑着一辆山地自行车,慢悠悠地蹬着。 In the world has a person, regardless of wears what clothes, will be very appropriate, even if puts on very simply, the body is unvarnished, can still make people feel pleasant. The cloud leisurely is this person, a white sportswear made her put on the pinnacle aesthetic sense unexpectedly. Again in addition a mountain bike, she, as soon as passed by, people felt that the entire sky was translucent, the air was suddenly fresher. 世上有种人,无论穿什么衣服,都会很合适,就算穿得很简单,身上毫无装饰,也能让人感到赏心悦目。云悠悠就是这种人,一身白色运动装竟然让她穿出了极致的美感。再加上一辆山地自行车,她一路过,人们感觉整个天空都透亮起来了,空气忽然间清新了许多。 Person mostly cannot bear with the cell phone comes out to pat, or waves to applaud toward her. 大多的人只是忍不住拿手机出来拍,或者朝她挥手叫好。 However. 不过。 Does not consider resources bite off more than can chew the self-sensation good fellow. 还有一些自不量力又自我感觉良好的家伙。 Will drive to drive to her side, wants with race car luxury car anything entices, looked that can fish this younger sister who imitates such as the closely related fairy maiden to arrive. 会开车驶到她的身边,想用跑车名车什么的勾引一下,看能不能钓到这个仿如嫡仙子降临的妹子。 Cloud leisurely slowly is riding the bicycle, she has not paid attention to anybody, this being indifferent to attitude, as well as lets the small face that the person feels inferior, made many people shamefacedly, gave way before difficulties. 云悠悠慢慢的骑着车子,她没有理会任何人,这种漠然置之的态度,以及让人自惭形秽的小脸,令不少人羞愧不已,知难而退。 Thinks can solve the brains of some issues to be remnant extremely individually with money, after silent was rejected, feels to become angry out of shame. 极个别以为用金钱可以解决一些问题的脑残,被无声拒绝了之后,感到老羞成怒。 Will get out to teach her. 会下车教训她。 Now, has one crowd of such brains to be remnant. 现在,就有一群这样的脑残。 „To my distant point.” The cloud looked to this person leisurely, on this road, saw much. “离我远点。”云悠悠对这种人看多了,就这一条路上,都看到了不少。 „So long as you accompany my evening, I give you 5 million. If you are willing to make my small three, what you do want? I can give you! This young master's other thing does not have, is rich!” East forest from cloud long younger sister about three kilometers and thousand counties also when accelerates to be close unceasingly, several ‚young master’ sealed off her way with the race car, all around encircled. And most rampant, boasting to spend money to buy the cloud long, the trench attribute erupts in this moment, the air/Qi of tortoise braves randomly, the tiger body shakes crazily! “只要你陪我一晚,我给你五百万。如果你愿意做我的小三,你想要什么？我都可以给你！本少爷别的东西没有,就是有钱！”在林东距离云悠悠妹子三公里左右且千郡还在不断加速接近的时候,几个‘少爷’用跑车封堵住了她的去路,前后左右地围了上来。其中有一个最嚣张,放言要用钱买下云悠悠,壕属性在这一刻爆发,王八之气乱冒,虎躯狂震！ „Your mother definitely raised...... cloud Youyou to sigh the placenta”, if normal human, can say this words? “你妈肯定是把胎盘养大了……”云悠悠叹了一口气,要是正常人类,能说出这种话？ „What did you say?” That young master enraged. “你说什么？”那位少爷激怒了。 „Immediately vanishes in my front.” cloud Youyou the expression said very much indifferently: „My temperament is not quite actually good.” “立即在我的面前消失。”云悠悠表情很淡然地说:“我的脾气其实不太好。” „Immediately kneels, knelt to lick to father, licks the father comfortably you to walk, otherwise, I made you die Dongshan! You know that who my father is? My father was......” this young master has not said, suddenly made cloud Youyou seize his collar, like throwing the trash such shouted flies in the air, performed a splendid flying trapeze. “马上跪下来,给老子跪舔,舔得老子舒服了你才能走,否则,我让你没命出东山！你知道我爸是谁吗？我爸是……”这位少爷还没有说完,忽然让云悠悠揪住他的衣领,就像扔垃圾那样呼地飞到空中,表演了一出精彩的空中飞人。 That young master sends out a pitiful yell, dances with joy flies in the midair. 那位少爷发出一声惨叫,手舞足蹈地飞在半空中。 Then, long draws together the parabola, the whole person pounds on the mountain massif pitch, the head puts one's foot down on. 然后,长长地划出一道抛物线,整个人砸在山体斜坡上,头下脚上。 Not is only he, that young master's several companions also by exactly the same posture, fly in the pitch to accompany with him, compose a series have model/pattern, to have the action art design of feeling specially specially. 不仅是他,那位少爷的几个同伴也以一模一样的姿势,飞到斜坡上与他相伴,组成一系列特别有范、特别有感觉的行为艺术图案。 And responded quickly, smelled there is something wrong, starts running away at once. 其中还有个反应快的,见势不妙,拔腿就跑。 Dashes about wildly along the road. 沿着公路狂奔。 When he runs before east the forest car(riage), thousand counties stop the vehicle, the forest east from inside sluggish getting down, optional putting out a hand, seizes this fellow. 等他快跑到林东的车前,千郡把车子停下,林东自里面慢腾腾的下来,随意的一伸手,把这个家伙逮住。 Throws at fingertips, the flying trapeze presented...... clear/pain Linger to yell merrily, jumped and jumps, the small hand went all out to applaud, moe the goods racket to record uncle's heroic bearing with single-hearted devotion. Class leader Sir on vehicle is startled dumbfoundedly, how did the wood/blockhead schoolmate turn into the spider hero? This is unscientific! 信手一扔,空中飞人出现了……楚灵儿快活地大叫着,又蹦又跳的,小手拼命鼓掌,萌货则专心地拍录着大叔的英姿。车上的班长大人惊得目瞪口呆,木头同学怎么变成蜘蛛侠了？这不科学啊！ „Does attractively!” clear/pain Linger raises up a thumb to the forest east, she responded at this time: „Originally these people do not feign death, not in performance action art! Aiya, catches again performs a flying trapeze personally, I also want to look! Uncle, how does this unique skill cause? Teaches me, teaches me, this beautiful young girl must defend Earth, safeguards the world peace!” “干得漂亮！”楚灵儿给林东竖起一个大拇指,她这时才反应地来:“原来那些人不是装死,也不是在表演行为艺术啊！哎呀,再逮个人表演一次空中飞人吧,我还想看！大叔,这个绝招是怎么使出来的？教我,教我,本美少女也要保卫地球,维护世界和平！” ; ;