LLCA :: Volume #1

#43: Hey, do not do the base!


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Class leader Sir looked at fish abundant fatty appearance to be a little tenderhearted, but she did not make a decision for the forest east. 班长大人看了鱼丰胖子这模样有点心软,但她不替林东拿主意。 Visits him. 只是看着他。 East the forest does not want to meet this nonsense assignment, but feared that this fatty said again must expose, has to decide first should , later finds the opportunity to tidy up this bold fellow: I try, but does not have the warranty.” 林东根本不想接这种狗屁差事,可是怕这个胖子再说下去就得暴露了,只好决定先应下,以后再找机会收拾这个胆大包天的家伙:“我试试,但不打保票。” The fish abundant fatty is overjoyed, hurries to extend hand of the pair of gratitude: Thanks, so long as you are willing to draw my, regardless of accomplishing, I give you......” 鱼丰胖子喜出望外,赶紧伸出一双感激之手:“谢谢,只要您愿意拉我一把,无论成不成事,我都给你……” What he meant was that opens to Im Dong-il ten million/countless. 他的意思是开给林东一千万。 East the forest stares his one eyes. 林东瞪他一眼。 The meaning is striking, must you give to money secretly, one do not open mouth yawns like the toad. 意思是醒目一点,要给钱你偷偷给得了,别一张嘴就像个癞蛤蟆打呵欠。 This fatty really worthily is the worldly person who the business sways back and forth, responded that is quick, hurries to receive a hand, changed a statement: I gave five......” 5 million these three characters to say sluggishly, looked at east the forest complexion, it is estimated that was possibly high, hurried to press the digit under: My meaning to 500,000 reward.” Finally has a look at the expression of class leader Sir a little to be stunned, in heart immediately big regret. 这胖子真不愧是生意场打滚的人精,反应就是快,赶紧收回去一只手,改口道:“我给五……”五百万这三个字慢吞吞的说,一看林东的脸色,估计可能还是高了,又赶紧把数字下压:“我的意思是给五十万酬劳。”最后看看班长大人的表情都有点错愕,心中顿时大悔。 forest Dongfei is often annoyed, won't mother you say 50,000? 林东非常恼火,尼玛你不会说五万吗? The fish almost gives itself abundantly a slap in the face, ended, oneself do not have the tacit understanding of coordinate the low key of chivalrous person. 鱼丰差点给自己一耳光,完了,自己没有默契配合好大侠的低调。 However, this also pressed him, because the fish abundant fatty was rich, 50,000 dollars, with five money like, how he pressed to him again, could not press this price. Is 500,000 this, he thought that shamed east the forest seriously, in heart an intermittent terror. 不过,这也难为他了,因为鱼丰胖子非常有钱,五万块钱,对他来说就跟五块钱似的,他再怎么压,也压不到这个价钱。就是五十万这一句,他都觉得是严重羞辱了林东,心中一阵阵的惶恐不安。 He planned after finishing up, gave east the forest to open 10 million checks in secret again. 他打算在完事后,暗中再给林东开张一千万的支票。 Really 500,000? 真给五十万? He did not have the brain remnantly to that degree! 他还没有脑残到那个程度! Although why class leader Sir a little strange fish is abundant will open 500,000 price to ask east the forest to make the mediation, but has not gone into seriously, but thought that this fatty was money were possibly many fever, moreover turned to any doctor one can find when critically ill, did not look for above, did not take with connections to the leadership, instead asked own wood/blockhead schoolmate to help. East when her for fear that forest makes the mediation will suffer a loss, immediately stands, volunteers: Did not fear, I go with you, is Secretary slow who you said Xu Donghai? I know him!” 班长大人虽然有点奇怪鱼丰为什么会开个五十万的价钱请林东做调解,但没有深究,只是觉得这胖子可能是钱多了烧的,而且病急乱投医,不找上面,不走上层路线,反而找自己的木头同学帮忙。她生怕林东做调解时会吃亏,马上站起来,自告奋勇:“不怕,我跟你去,你说的徐书记是徐东海?我认识他!” Good!” East the forest being disinclined managed this broken matter, but thought that makes 500,000 to give to open at the scene is expensive they to have a look, considers the inspiration morale is also good. Moreover, if oneself intended to help, later can also big boss of many like the fish abundant fatty direct, to make anything to hang his reputation directly, was unjustly discredited can also throw toward him on, as if was not completely a misdemeanor, therefore nodded assent. To money anything, forest east felt, if to money, might as well to oneself a mountain top, conducts a wholly-absorbed cultivation and research secret base is more meaningful. “好吧!”林东本来懒得管这种破事,但又觉得当场挣个五十万给张得贵他们看看,就当是鼓舞士气也好。而且,如果自己出手帮忙了,以后也能多个像鱼丰胖子这样的大老板使唤,要是想做什么可以直接挂他的名头,黑锅也可以往他身上扔,似乎不完全是一件坏事,于是点头同意了。给钱什么的,林东觉得要是给钱,还不如给自己个山头,搞个专心修炼和研究的秘密基地更有意义。 East the forest worry is, he feared that oneself does not comply, this having no way out fish abundant fatty will turn around to ask class leader Sir to help, therefore goes into action personally, the spend some time handled this matter. As for the nephew of Secretary slow, this at all is not the issue, oneself must hit isn't the face of this official's second generation playboys? 林东的顾虑是,他怕自己不答应,这个无路可走的鱼丰胖子会掉头找班长大人帮忙,所以还是亲自出马,花点时间把这事处理好得了。至于徐书记的侄子,这个根本不是问题,自己要打的不就是这种官二代这种纨绔子弟的脸吗? „......” Your couples and three old people look, in the heart happy extremely, has almost not cheered. “……”张得贵夫妇和三位老人一看,心中喜极,差点没有欢呼起来。 The young boss really has the person of big skill, hasn't seen this fatty to kneel prays for rescue? Moreover acts on the income 500,000, is this money also the average person can make? Immediately, they original respect rank promotion to worship! 小老板果然是有大本事的人,没看见这胖子都跪地求救了吗?而且一出手就收入五十万,这个钱也是普通人能挣的?顿时,他们将原来尊敬等级提升至崇拜! slow army in this city, is the character of crab level. 徐军在本市,属于螃蟹级的人物。 Almost can walk sideways. 几乎可以横着走。 Dongshan, how many except for city that steps onto the official career to mix the gold-plated male in official field early, did the remaining younger generations, who see did not call him a army elder brother? 东山市,除了市里那几个早早走上仕途混职官场的镀金男,剩下的小字辈,谁见了不叫他一声军哥? Before, because struggled to soak the matter of small tender mold, the son of slow army very uncomfortable fry that nouveau riche, was not a little filthy money, dares to struggle the little girl with oneself this red three generations of eldest sons? Eats soup dregs that oneself play to remain also almost! Most makes slow army angry, three days ago in the evening, drank the fry of cat urine, the unexpectedly silly fork beverage bottle operated own wooden scoop, this young master descendant of the imperial family, the body tender meat is expensive, is his and other outcastes can offend? Or under cutting his hand, was unfair to Lai dwell in the ICU for these days the especially bored mood! 之前,因为争泡小嫩模的事,徐军就非常不爽鱼苗那个暴发户的儿子,不就是有点臭钱嘛,敢跟自己这个红三代的大少爷争妞?吃自己玩剩的汤渣还差不多!最让徐军愤怒的,大前天晚上,喝了点猫尿的鱼苗,竟然傻叉得一酒瓶子开了自己的瓢,本少爷金枝玉叶,身娇肉贵,也是他那等贱民可以冒犯的吗?要不砍下他那只手,就对不起自己赖住在特护病房这几天特无聊的心情! Does not hold the fry in any case, does not cut his right hand, oneself do not go out. 反正不抓住鱼苗,不砍下他的右手,自己就坚决不出去。 Although lives in the hospital is very bored, but the face must ask. 虽然住在医院里挺无聊的,但面子必须讨回。 Two, helping me look for nursing, beforehand that? Does not want not to want, over 30 years old , rubs the clothes board, looks cannot mention the appetite, this you help me look for the young face great breast, best is a place. Without the medical treatment and nursing knowledge is also good, I am all right, is only a little slight cerebral concussion, that aspect technology good...... did not say exquisitely, holds anger, you hurry to find the person to help me disappear the disappearing fire!” slow Wanku decides to seek pleasure, calls the subordinate, arranges the following recreational activity. “二子,帮我找个看护,之前的那个?不要了不要了,三十多岁,又是搓衣板,一看就提不起胃口,这回你帮我找个童颜巨乳的,最好还是个处。没有医护知识也行啊,我又没事,只是有点轻微的脑震荡,那方面技术精湛就行了……不说了,憋火,你赶紧找人来帮我消消火!”徐纨绔决定找个乐子,打电话给手下,安排一下自己接下来的娱乐活动。 The time also overflowed for three minutes, the gate on the sound. 时间还没过三分钟,门就响了。 Such quickly? 这么快? slow Wanku was excited, it seems like oneself working ability hand/subordinate is good, is not one crowd of rice bucket sediment. 徐纨绔激动了,看来自己手下的工作能力还是不错的嘛,并非完全是一群饭桶渣子。 If the young face great breast puts on the nurse to take, that feeling, but also is really...... slow army did not have YY to end, discovered stunned, originally walks did not put on the nurse to take 90 degrees to bow then said prettily the master should give an injection big wave beautiful woman, but was commander Ku young people. 童颜巨乳要是穿上护士服,那种感觉,还真是……徐军还没有YY完,就错愕地发现,原来走进来的不是穿着护士服九十度鞠躬然后娇滴滴地说主人该打针了的大波美女,而是一个帅酷的年轻人。 slow army this whole life is most repugnant, is long to be high, is long the graceful man. 徐军这辈子最讨厌的,就是长得比自己高,又长得比自己帅的男人。 He wishes one could world all men is short frustrates poorly, is the runts. 他恨不得世间所有的男人都是矮穷挫,都是武大郎。 Any height surpasses own handsome fellow, should kill! 任何身高超过自己的帅哥,都该杀! Big cow!” slow army bellows angrily, shouted that stands in the bodyguard of out of the door duty, or front this graceful very young people will make into the dregs, he is unable to forgive itself. Growing leads, although is not your mistake, but also dares the running over father's front to suspend presently, that is your is not right! “大牛!”徐军愤怒地大吼起来,喊起站在门外值班的保镖,要不将面前这个帅酷得不行的年轻人打成渣,他就无法原谅自己。长得帅虽然不是你的错,但还敢跑过来老子的面前摆现,那就是你的不对了! Like this fellow who is long a little gracefully runs to hurt others body and mind everywhere, must tidying up ruthlessly, not hit that high nose flatly, does not hit to collapse that sharp-featured face, does not ask the price with no intention of buying that snow white tooth, makes this boy swallow again with the blood, is unable to dispel anger. slow army felt oneself were injured, a small mind injured simply knocked fry that bottle three days ago in the evening in the top of the head is more painful. 像这种长得有点帅就到处跑伤害他人身心的家伙,必须狠狠的收拾,不把那高高的鼻子打扁,不把那轮廓分明的脸庞打崩,不把那雪白的牙齿打落,再让这小子和着血吞回去,就无法解恨。徐军觉得自己被伤害了,一颗小心灵伤得简直比大前天晚上鱼苗那一瓶子敲在头顶上还要痛。 At that time is only the headache, the present is the heartache, was completely different. 当时只是头疼,现在是心伤,完全不一样。 ! 啪! The ICU entrance has a big tall and strong shadow, throws down straightly in the ground, is the slow army personal bodyguard big cow. 特护病房门口有个高大魁梧的影子,直挺挺地摔倒在地面上,正是徐军的私人保镖大牛。 slow army dumbfounded, the big cow has what kind of battle efficiency he is clear, initially a fry bottle pounded in own on, a big cow person made upside-down the two bodyguards of fry, will also mediate a quarrel the shop security took down entirely on the ground , he turned eight guys at least dry/does. 徐军呆住了,大牛具有何等的战斗力他还是清楚的,当初鱼苗一瓶子砸在自己头上,大牛一个人就弄倒了鱼苗的两个保镖,还将劝架的吧店保安统统放倒在地上,他一个人,最少干翻了八条大汉。 However, the present big cow, actually looks like the wood/blockhead to fall on the ground generally...... 然而,现在的大牛,却像木头一般倒在地面上…… By second silently! 被秒得无声无息! „Are you slow army?” The forest eastern schoolmate will first pour in entrance big cow that more than 200 jin (0.5 kg) body, like grasping chicken such, raises, one side pounds to place on the sofa, then takes advantage of opportunity with the foot closes the door, natural incomparably to slow army, reveal handsome smile. Facing can second of thing that a expert who kills the big cow, slow Wanku most wants now, is a pistol, is really not good, the fruit knife is also good, nothing grasps in the hand, is facing this big BOSS same terrifying fellow, is really is afraid at heart very much has the wood to have! “你就是徐军?”林东同学先将倒在门口的大牛那二百多斤的身体,就像抓小鸡那样,提起来,砸放在一边的沙发上,再顺势用脚关上门,潇洒无比地冲着徐军,露个唇红齿白的笑容。面对可以秒杀大牛的高手,徐纨绔现在最想要的东西,就是一支手枪,实在不行,水果刀也行,没有一点东西抓在手中,面对着这个大BOSS一样恐怖的家伙,心里真是很害怕啊有木有! Do not come!” slow army takes up a white pillow, keeps off in own front flurriedly. “不要过来!”徐军抄起一个洁白枕头,慌乱地挡在自己的面前。 At this moment, he felt that oneself looks like facing the streaking formidable of big dragon. 这一刻,他感觉自己就像是面对巨龙的裸奔勇者。 Only has of pillow, can slaughter dragon? 只有一个枕头的自己,能屠龙吗? slow army felt the own next second will die, so long as the opposite party told dragon breath casually, oneself will change into the flying smoke! 徐军觉得自己下一秒就会死,只要对方随便吐口龙息,自己就会化为飞烟! He must kneel down, begs for mercy, but does not know that the big dragon can accept the surrender of streaking formidable, if the big dragon had a liking for own buttocks, before that at the point of death, can be exploded the chrysanthemum? slow Wanku is very at heart chaotic, felt that frightened such is covering itself like the dark backdrop, cannot ascend the sky, enters cannot, the person who the shadow of death raided the heart what to do should the bastard! 他要跪下,求饶,但不知道巨龙会不会接受裸奔勇者的投降,万一巨龙看上了自己的屁股,那岂不是临死前还要被爆菊?徐纨绔现在心里很混乱,感觉恐惧就像黑暗天幕那样笼罩着自己,上天不得,入地不能,死亡阴影袭上心头的人到底该怎么办啊混蛋! East the forest has not paid attention to frighten to shrink one group of slow army, he sits on the sofa of visiting the sick, takes up the fruit knife on table leisurely, throws an apple again. 林东没有理会已经吓得缩成一团的徐军,他坐在探病的沙发上,慢条斯理地拿起桌上的水果刀,再抛起一个苹果。 His hand. 他的手在动。 Blade in revolutions. 刀在转。 A careful apple skin, is spiral to hang curved. 一条细细的苹果皮,螺旋着弯垂下来。 slow army looks at this inconceivable one panic-stricken, waits for the apple to fall, the apple skin and apple meat perfect incomparably have separated. Extremely long peel in the left hand of this big dragon BOSS, another side, truncates the good apple an extremely thin, withstand/top turning round the revolutions on the knife point, is more exaggerating than some Liu's magic. This is not the spring is late, the miracle that witnesses the Nepali younger sisters! 徐军惊恐地看着这不可思议的一幕,等苹果落下来,苹果皮和苹果肉已经完美无比地分离。一条极细极长的果皮就在这个巨龙BOSS的左手,另一边,削好的苹果,顶在刀尖上滴溜溜的转,比某刘的魔术还要夸张。这又不是春晚,见证尼妹的奇迹啊! East forest truncating apple skin Pao in slow Jun's front, frightens this playboy to scream, as if this peel is a cobra. 林东把削下来的苹果皮抛在徐军的面前,吓得这个纨绔尖叫起来,仿佛这条果皮是一条眼镜蛇。 Bit an apple crisp, again that small fruit knife optional flings. 脆生生地咬了一口苹果,再把那小小的水果刀随意的一甩。 Is quicker than the lightning, touches and goes slow army top of the head, is sticking to the scalp. 比闪电还快,擦过徐军头顶,紧贴着头皮。 Seizing foot pin rod on wall. ‘夺’地钉在墙壁上。 Frightened slow Wanku to frighten the urine at the scene, what evil oneself made, provoked such terrifying fellow unexpectedly? 吓得徐纨绔当场就吓尿了,自己到底是作了什么孽,竟然招惹来这样恐怖的家伙? Killed you only to smear my hand, relax, so long as you displayed, I will consider to put your horse.” East the forest said the sentence superficially, slow army at the scene in good over the face, Big brother, as soon as you passed through the gate this/should said that like this, had almost not given to scare to death me a moment ago. “杀你只会污了我的手,放心吧,只要你表现好,我会考虑放你一马的。”林东轻描淡写地说了句,徐军当场内牛满面,大哥,你一进门就该这样说啊,刚才差点没有把我给吓死。 I display certainly well!” Prisoner who slow army this time tone like wants to win over to commute a sentence. “我一定好好表现!”徐军这时的口气就像想争取减刑的囚犯。 Good, meets me to bring fry that idiot dull, you two shake hand to become reconciled, that did not have my matter.” The forest east station gets up, a little scolded one uncomfortable: You wasted your life to be good, should better not to waste my time, I was very busy, if you were all right to look to pull out to me all day, I did not mind that found time to peel to do your skins to the leather shoes.” “那好,呆会我把鱼苗那个白痴带来,你们两个握手和好,那就没我的事了。”林东站起来,有点不爽地骂了一句:“你们浪费自己的生命就行了,最好不要浪费我的时间,我很忙,如果你们整天给我没事找抽,我不介意抽空把你们的皮剥下来做对皮鞋。” Big, big brother, I and fry am certainly good friends as at first, live together in peace and harmony and love for one another......” slow Wanku to know where now finally oneself have problems. “大、大哥,我和鱼苗一定和好如初、和睦相处、相亲相爱……”徐纨绔现在终于知道自己哪里出了问题。 Then, matter was simple. 接下来,事情就简单了。 Crossed for about five minutes, the whole face pale trembling fry dregs knocks on a door, greets his, is slow Wanku who the same whole body shivers. Two people under the gaze of forest east deicide, squeeze the smile diligently, the handshake shake hand again, the hug hugs again, as if separate many years of blood brother just recognized. Fry waste apologized over and over, pledged after oneself, certainly learned/studied well, daily was upward. slow Wanku goes all out to nod, expressed that approved fish waste the heart of reforming completely, said heroic from an exchange of blows friendship grows, the flood wrecks Longwang Temple, everyone whole family and so on. 过了五分钟左右,满脸苍白战战兢兢的鱼苗渣敲门进来,迎接他的,是同样浑身颤抖的徐纨绔。两个人在林东这杀神的注视下,努力挤出笑容,握手再握手,拥抱再拥抱,仿佛失散多年的亲兄弟刚刚认回来。鱼苗这个人渣再三道歉,又发誓自己以后一定好好学习,天天向上。徐纨绔拼命点头,表示完全认同了鱼人渣的改过之心,又说英雄不打不相识,大水冲倒龙王庙,大家都一家人云云。 East the forest looked sneered: Could not see that you are also very congenial, perhaps you are also the friendly mutually to rub hanging silk!” 林东看了冷笑一声:“看不出你们还挺志趣相投嘛,说不定你们还同是友好互撸的吊丝呢!” As soon as slow Wanku listens, on the face restored the smug look, cries out strangely: Yeah, I also really am!” 徐纨绔一听,脸上恢复了得色,怪叫起来:“哎,我还真是!” The fish waste hurries to shake hand: army elder brother, I also!” 鱼人渣赶紧握手:“军哥,我也是啊!” I called silver to smile half summit in the Great Emperor ‚’, the seedling seedling you also hang the silk? What did you call?” slow Wanku surprised. “我在大帝吧里叫‘银笑半步颠’,苗苗你也是吊丝?你叫什么?”徐纨绔大为惊讶。 What? Are you silver smile half summit? The army elder brother, I swung to your silver have admired full of admiration, I was have gone against your me to love a mediocre Ge in behind!” The fish waste felt at this time oneself found the organization. “什么?你就是银笑半步颠?军哥,我对你的银荡早就已经佩服得五体投地,我是一直在后面顶你的‘我爱一碌葛’啊!”鱼人渣这时感觉自己找到了组织。 „Are you I love a mediocre Ge? I beat, I to your lower reaches heartfelt appreciation, cannot think shameless unexpectedly is the seedling seedling you!” slow Wanku is excited. “你是我爱一碌葛?我拷,我对你的下流无耻也由衷的欣赏啊,想不到竟然是苗苗你!”徐纨绔激动不已。 Really feels sorry not to have met sooner!” “真是相见恨晚!” Anything also let alone, brothers......” “啥也别说了,兄弟……” Hey, can you not be in front of my to do the base?” East the forest lets these two fellows who are excited mutually the kiss arrived disgustingly, even if you are a pair of mutually to rub kid, even if hangs the silk, can't do the base in the presence of everyone? However, matter was solved finally, is slow Wanku and fish waste of good base friend, has decided to arrive in the golden time passage to drink in the evening again together, as for them can to rub, this, forest east be possible unable to manage mutually! ; “喂,你们能不能别当着我的面搞基啊?”林东让这两个激动得相互亲吻的家伙恶心到了,就算你们是一对互撸娃,就算是吊丝,也不能当众搞基吧?不过,事情总算是解决了,同是好基友的徐纨绔和鱼人渣,已经决定晚上再一起到金色年华里拼酒,至于他们会不会互撸,这个,林东可管不着!;
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