„Big dog guts, dares to come to gold/metal Ye the place to act unruly.” An evening well-mannered the security team leader of inspection by the hall was enraged back and forth. “好大的狗胆,敢来金爷的地头撒野。”一晚上彬彬有礼在大厅两侧来回巡视的保卫队长被激怒了。 He waves. 他一挥手。 The securities of dozens wear neat uniforms/subdue, plunge the hall entrance tidal. 数十个穿着整齐制服的保安,潮水般扑向厅门口。 Here, robust man surnamed Wan rushes to gold/metal Ye the side, lives with the most body screening, a pair of cow eye, exceptionally looks vigilantly to the hall entrance. At this time the whole body distressed gold/metal master, in narrowing of eye flashes through a none, point of severe Ruoqiang the lance, but quickly the wealthy man appearance that restores to covet life and fear death. That peach peach beautiful woman is actually calm, but also grips gold/metal Yepang to hold with the small hand, draws him to draw back to several black western-style clothes bodyguards who catch up with anxiously behind. 这边,姓万的壮汉火速赶到金爷的身边,用大半个身子遮护住,一对牛眼,异常警惕地看向厅门口那边。此时浑身狼狈的金爷,眼睛的眯缝中闪过一丝精光,厉若枪矛之尖,但很快恢复成贪生怕死的富家翁模样。那位桃桃美人倒是镇静,还用小手握住金爷胖掌,拉着他退向急赶过来的几位黑西服保镖身后。 Secretary stretch/open and Chief Chen as well as Section Chief Song stayed. 张秘书、陈局长以及宋科长呆了呆。 Responded quickly. 很快反应过来。 First looked at each other one mutually. 先是相互对视了一眼。 Chief Chen also wants to say anything, but Secretary stretch/open called a meaningful glance him rapidly, therefore three people of anxious steps withdraw, with simultaneously crowd that in the gold/metal master draws back into the chaotic guest. Unlike has closely held on the peach peach beautiful woman who gold/metal Ye does not put, three people as if washed out by the startled crowd, all of a sudden disappearing trace. 陈局长还想开口说些什么,可是张秘书迅速给他打了个眼色,于是三人急步退后,与金爷同时退入混乱宾客的人群中。与一直紧紧拉住金爷不放的桃桃美人不同,三人似乎被惊慌的人群冲散,一下子不见了影踪。 „Ten thousand signs of the dragon, ten thousand signs of the dragon!” Obtains the gold/metal master mood of bodyguard guard to decide slightly, shouted two high. “万大龙,万大龙！”得到保镖护卫的金爷心情稍定,高叫两声。 „Gold/Metal master.” That robust man surnamed Wan lowers the head, listens respectfully to the instruction. “金爷。”那个姓万的壮汉低头,聆听指示。 „Has a look quickly, is person with kindly face and cruel heart that boy is playing tricks? Knows perfectly well is celebrating a birthday, you have not seriously guarded against, make this big booth now unexpectedly, after you let my face, where toward puts? After my gold tooth, can raise the head the speech in Dongshan this?” gold/metal Ye recovers, air/Qi heavily, originally is the person who attaches importance to face especially, the birthday birthday feast in good condition makes into this, can not stamp one's foot anxiously? The people with kindly face and cruel heart with his relations were not one day two days, over the two days the mildew transported the overhead, wants to hold the birthday party to dispel unluckily, has not thought or made this. “快去看看,是不是笑面虎那厮在捣鬼？明知在办生日,你们还不严加防范,现在竟然弄了这一大摊,你让我的脸以后往哪里搁？我金牙以后还要不要在东山这地抬头说话了？”金爷回过神来,气得不轻,本来就是个特好面子的人,好端端的生日寿宴弄成这样,能不急跳脚吗？笑面虎跟他的关系不是一天两天了,这两天霉运当头,本想办个生日宴祛祛晦气,没想到还是弄了这一出。 „Sorry, gold/metal Ye, today, no matter how, surely gives you to explain!” Calls ten thousand Dalong the robust man now the face such as the coffin board. “对不起,金爷,今儿,不管如何,一定给你个交待！”叫万大龙的壮汉现在脸如棺材板。 „Performed to say uselessly, went entire to understand quickly!” gold/metal Yehuo. “尽说没用的,快去整个明白！”金爷火了。 „Yes.” Ten thousand signs of the dragon hurry to bend the waist the nod. “是。”万大龙赶紧弯腰点头。 He hints watches gold/metal Ye, oneself separate the crowd, moves forward to meet somebody to the chaotic lobby. 他示意手下看住金爷,自己分开人群,向混乱的前厅迎上去。 A smart bodyguard moving in the chair, making gold/metal master sit down, does not know where from brings two napkins, apportions gold/metal Ye and peach peach young lady cleans the soup juices on facial countenance. 一个机灵的保镖给搬来椅子,让金爷坐下,又有一个不知自哪里拿来两条餐巾,分给金爷和桃桃小姐擦拭头脸上的汤水菜汁。 gold/metal Ye just sat well, the soul did not have the complete homing. 金爷刚刚坐定,心魂还没完全归位。 Suddenly, sees a person from the lobby in high flies, falls approaches itself. 忽然,又看见一个人自前厅中高高的飞起来,摔向自己。 Several bodyguards hurry to put out a hand, helter-skelter catches this flying trapeze, so as to avoid crushes and injures almost frightens in the gold/metal master of place. 几个保镖赶紧伸手,七手八脚的将这个空中飞人接住,免得砸伤差点吓倒在地的金爷。 This unlucky fellow is beyond expectation beside, previously sneaked into Section Chief Song who the crowd flees by far unexpectedly, somehow, making one throw in the midair, below had the crowd to put out a hand to catch, it is estimated that Section Chief Song must bring in the hospital to live for 2-3 months. 这个倒霉的家伙却出人意外之外,竟是此前溜进人群远远遁走的宋科长,不知怎的,让人扔到半空中了,要不是下面有人群伸手接住,估计宋科长得搬进医院住上2-3个月。 Nevertheless. 尽管这样。 Section Chief Song also pounded has chest pains while breathing, is turning the dead fish eye, unconscious. 宋科长也砸得岔了气,翻着死鱼眼,不醒人事。 gold/metal Ye discovered panic-stricken, the many goons took down like below stuffed dumpling generally. He accompanied the young star to watch the movie before, looks at «Time» inside villain underling, was shattered to pieces by the lead, he is snorts contemptuously, thought that makes a movie to be so false? Deceives the child not to deceive like this! Now but looks, felt the realistic ratio makes a movie is exaggerating! 金爷惊恐地发现,自己众多的打手就像下饺子一般被人放倒了。他以前陪着小明星看电影,看《功夫》里面的反派喽罗,被主角打得落花流水,他是嗤之以鼻的,觉得拍戏要不要那么假？就是骗小孩也不是这样骗的！可是现在一看,感觉现实比拍戏还要夸张！ Dozens securities. 几十个保安。 In an instant. 转眼间。 Falling flies and collapse a hall is, clenches the teeth except for ten thousand signs of the dragon, last-ditch struggle stood, other only then lies down in the share that the ground gasps for breath. 摔飞、瘫倒得一厅都是,除了万大龙咬紧牙关,最后挣扎站了起来,其余的都只有躺在地上喘气的份儿。 „Worthily is gold/metal Ye, is hospitable. The welcome ceremony does such grandly, but also is really moving!” Has a handsome fellow who wears the big sunglasses, the racket, walks easely slowly from the crowd that being frightened to split. “不愧是金爷,就是好客。欢迎仪式搞得这么隆重,还真是让人感动啊！”有个戴着大墨镜的帅哥,悠然地拍着手,自惊惶裂开的人群缓缓走出来。 In hall, except for falling down beside security and bodyguard who is unable to move, more than 200 guests. 厅中,除了瘫倒在地无法动弹的保安和保镖之外,还有两百多宾客。 But these people, look like the person, draws back the powder completely tidal. 可是这些人,一看来人,全部潮水般退散。 Tight post in the two sides walls of hall. 紧紧贴在大厅的两边墙壁。 Shrinks one group. 缩成一团。 Each one face belt/bring startles the color, the atmosphere does not dare to pass. 个个脸带骇色,大气也不敢透。 „Gold/Metal master, walks!” Ten thousand signs of the dragon shout one to the gold/metal master, but also wants to rush east the forest that prevents to be unsolicited the schoolmate. “金爷,走！”万大龙冲着金爷大喊一声,还想冲上去阻止不请自来的林东同学。 „Do you also want to drink one cup with me?” forest Dongdan the hand seizes the necks of ten thousand signs of the dragon, the height is close to two meters robust man ten thousand signs of the dragon, in his hands, turned into a chicken suddenly. East the forest lifts up high high ten thousand signs of the dragon, hurls toward the place ruthlessly, ‚thump’ a loud sound, shakes the people heart shakily to continue, has timidly even urinated gets down. “你还想跟我喝上一杯？”林东单手揪住万大龙的脖子,身高接近两米的壮汉万大龙,在他的手中,忽然变成了一只小鸡。林东将万大龙高高举起来,往地狠狠一掼,‘咚’一声巨响,震得众人心头颤悠不止,有胆小的连尿都下来了。 East the forest with the ten thousand signs of the dragon of hand holding down ground, the body slides forward. 林东以手按住地上的万大龙,身子向前一滑。 Is maintaining such posture. 保持着这样的姿势。 The whole person incomparably slips into gold/metal Ye the front natural, as if must salute with the gold/metal master offers birthday congratulations. 整个人潇洒无比地滑到金爷的面前,仿佛要行礼跟金爷祝寿似的。 Under he holds, ten thousand signs of the dragon were slid to advance in front of the gold/metal master similarly, does not know that the ten thousand signs of the dragon of several bones, scratched a long bloodstain on the snow white floor, making one look shocking...... 在他掌下,万大龙同样被滑推到金爷面前,也不知断了几根骨头的万大龙,在雪白的地板上擦出了一条长长的血痕,让人看得触目惊心…… „I heard that today is the gold/metal master your birthday.” The forest eastern standing body, a palm somehow turn over, were many black star pistol. East the forest is putting out a hand into the rib to prepare to pull out the bodyguard of spear/gun to the gold/metal master by to show a faint smile: „Aiya, my courage is very small, please do not take this type of toy to come out to frighten the person again? I am quite afraid!” The black star pistol in his hands, the twist deformation, first is ‚’, seemed like spring anything's collapsing to fly, immediately sent out to make the standard that the person root became tender the sound, less than a half second, the pistol turned into scrap iron. “我听说今天是金爷您的生日。”林东站直身子,手掌不知怎的一翻转,就多了支黑星手枪。林东冲着金爷旁边正伸手入肋准备掏枪的保镖微微一笑:“哎呀,我胆子可是很小的,请不要再拿这种玩具出来吓唬人好吗？我好害怕啊！”黑星手枪在他的手中,扭曲变形,先是‘嘣’的一声,似乎是弹簧什么的崩飞了,随即发出令人牙根发软的格咯声响,半秒不到,手枪就变成了一块废铁。 East the forest spreads out the hand. 林东摊开手。 The scrap iron trash falls in the front of gold/metal master. 废铁渣渣啪地掉落在金爷的面前。 Then, the audience everyone's complexion, with deceased person, including hit the calm preparation to open the mouth to speak several polite speeches gold/metal masters to be no exception. 这下,全场所有人的脸色,都跟死人似的,包括原来强打镇静准备开口讲几句场面话的金爷也不例外。 „Hospitable of gold/metal master, I know. The so-called birds of a feather flock together like attracts like, the gold/metal master friend is also pretty good, yesterday I took to the streets, was planning that found the place to drink a cup of afternoon tea, never expected that gold/metal Ye the friend delivered me generously two shelled peanuts. Too grateful, the big ritual of such deep affection kindness, I, or entire returns a courtesy, is really unfair to the gold/metal master your friendship, therefore, I come to here tonight especially, congratulates the gold/metal master birthday.” East the forest will sit down exhausted the gold/metal master on chair to carry, another hand supports the chin to ponder: „I think, what big present must give to gold/metal Ye, can be dignified returning a courtesy?” “金爷的好客,我是知道的。所谓物以类聚人以群分,金爷朋友也不赖,昨天我上街,正打算找地方喝杯下午茶的,没想到金爷的朋友非常慷慨地送我两颗花生米。太感激了,这么浓情厚意的大礼,我要不整个回礼,实在对不起金爷你们的情义,所以,今晚我特地来这里,祝贺金爷大寿。”林东将瘫坐在椅子上的金爷拎起来,另一只手托住下巴思考:“我想想,得给金爷送个什么样的大礼,才能算是个体面的回礼呢？” „Forgives and forgives the chivalrous person, that several devils are I meet, but I have not thought that they such crazed......” gold/metal master ravel now, originally was that several foreigners who the past few days received is annoying front this evil star. “饶命、饶命啊大侠,那几个鬼子是我接的,可是我没想到他们这么丧心病狂……”金爷现在弄明白了,原来是前些天接待的那几个洋鬼子惹着面前这位煞星了。 Yesterday how many brains opened fire remnantly facing the street, should not hang the friend of this evil star? 昨天那几个脑残当街开枪,该不会是挂了这个煞星的朋友吧？ Lying trough! 卧槽！ Then is supposed to do? 这下如何是好呢？ Now wishes one could Fitch and Frank they resurrects the hand to rip a gold/metal master again, if knows, goal that blonde Fitch opens fire, is front fearful evil star, it is estimated that the expression on his face will be more attractive. 现在恨不得把费奇和弗兰克他们重新复活过来再手撕一遍的金爷如果知道,金发费奇开枪的目标,正是面前这个可怕的煞星,估计他脸上的表情会更加好看。 East the forest does not give the opportunity that he explained. 林东不给他解释的机会。 He puts out a hand, pro and con counter- fan gold/metal Ye slap in the face, that fat face directly pulling out a pig head of purple bulge. 他伸手,正正反反地扇着金爷的耳光,将那张胖脸直接给抽成一个紫胀的猪头。 The gold/metal master who in the mouth and nose the blood waterdrop drips is motionless, but squeezes out the entreaty diligently the expression. 口鼻中血水滴淌的金爷一动不动,只是努力挤出哀求的表情。 That pitiful can let so persuasive that even the most obstinate agree simply. 那种凄惨简直可以让顽石点头。 The iron men burst into tears. 铁人流泪。 The object but who, he performs is east a forest. 可是,他表演的对象是林东。 This play was pounded, because east the forest the schoolmate was never a person who understood the play. 这戏算是砸了,因为林东同学从来就不是一个懂戏的人。 „I said that the feel so good for the wool, what originally gold/metal Yelian is a willow catkin soft merit kind of supple internal strength, aiya, loses the respect to lose the respect, never expected that the gold/metal master is the martial arts masters!” Im Dong-il hand holding down gold/metal Ye, another fist made an effort to strike several fists on the big belly of that drum drum, perhaps felt that this was not very crisp, lifted the big foot plate, like stepping on toad such, jumped to trample layer on layer/heavily more than ten. “我说手感为毛这么好,原来金爷练的是柳絮绵功一类的阴柔内功啊,哎呀,失敬失敬,没想到金爷还是个武林高手呢！”林东一手按住金爷,另一拳头用力在那鼓鼓的大肚皮上擂了几拳,也许感觉这样不够爽,又抬起大脚板,就像踩癞蛤蟆那样,跳起来重重地践踏了十几下。 „Vomited......” gold/metal master also to give to spit last year Alseodaphne hainanensis water. “呕呕……”金爷连去年的黄胆水也给吐出来了。 „Worthily is gold/metal Ye, the internal strength is deep.” Im Dong-il looked that this has not achieved the effect, holds gold/metal Ye the ankle area, like falling gunnysack such, a gold/metal master 200 jin (0.5 kg) body, brandishes to lift in the midair, left and right, back and forth, pounded one from all sides. “不愧是金爷,内功就是深厚。”林东一看这样还没达到效果,又抓住金爷的脚踝,如同摔麻袋那样,将金爷两百斤的身子,抡举在半空中,左左右右,来来回回,前前后后的砸了一通。 More than 200 guests frightened to faint while still alive half. 两百多宾客活活吓晕了一半。 As for these bodyguards with security, no matter active, cannot move, now the complete image puppets are the same. 至于那些保镖和保安,不管能动的,还是不能动的,现在全像木偶一样。 Hit for quite a while, east the forest that is exhausted quickly calls a halt, he breathes gently several tones, wipes the slightly perspiration on frontal eminence, waits to restore a strength, after feeling many, took up a chair conveniently, pounded toward the gold/metal master on recklessly ruthlessly dozens. 打了半天,快累坏的林东才停手下来,他轻轻的喘几口气,擦擦额角上的微汗,等恢复点力气,感觉好些了之后,又随手抄起一张椅子,肆意地往金爷身上狠砸了几十下。 The whole piece chair pounded shatter. 整张椅子砸得破碎了。 East the forest shakes the head, abandons it longingly. 林东摇摇头,依依不舍地将它抛开。 Everyone casts down one's eyes, the nose view heart, just like meets like the meeting hall. The forest east from a reversing table, looks for the red wine that one bottle had not opened, looked at the sign, in the mouth sigh: „Originally gold/metal Ye likes drinking the red wine of this brand, the cabernet sauvignon of Bordeaux Margaux manor, international brand, good good, gold/metal Ye understood at a glance that is a being able to judge the quality of goods person. Today is so happy, I affirm to become friends with the gold/metal master, drink one cup!” 所有人都眼观鼻,鼻观心,俨然就像大会堂开会。林东自一张翻倒的桌子,找了一瓶尚未打开的红酒,看了看牌子,口中啧啧的叹息道:“原来金爷喜欢喝这牌子的红酒啊,波尔多玛歌庄园的赤霞珠,国际名牌呀,不错不错,金爷一看就知道是个识货之人。今天这么高兴,我肯定得跟金爷交个朋友,喝上一杯！” „Come, gold/metal Ye, I respects your one cup!” East the forest holds up the red wine , pounds right in the face toward the gold/metal master on. “来,金爷,我敬你一杯！”林东举起红酒,劈头盖脸的,往金爷头上砸下去。