Poorly how compels? 穷逼怎么啦？ Compels also to live poorly same! Compels also to cross poorly very natural! 穷逼也一样可以生活！穷逼也可以过得很潇洒！ East the forest sits before the small table, yawns, while the heel end full tray earlier sprouting/moe goods are greeting: „Early.” 林东坐在小桌子前,一边打呵欠,一边跟端着满满一盘子早点的萌货打招呼:“早。” „Uncle, now how many points, but also early? We prepared to have the lunch.” Moe the goods, although likes complaining, but to forest east good ; first, because east the forest violent eats to call out can make the fans to her micro blog live broadcast ; second, creates income to the shop ; third, can execute the evil town/subdues wicked and improvement social convention...... , since previous time curls Brother Mao receives east forest instructing earnestly, now the appearance of entire street changed, is occupied by dozens years of old neighbor also unable to believe that here own eye is clear, now not only the pickpocket thief vanishes, but also what liquid gold and tilts the head them also to help sweep the avenue daily, the ground is clean wants to look for a cigarette butt to be difficult. “大叔,现在都几点了,还早？我们都准备吃午饭了。”萌货虽然喜欢吐槽,但对林东还是不错的,一是因为林东的暴吃暴喝能给她的微博直播挣粉丝,二是给小店创收,三是可以诛邪镇恶兼改良社会风气……自上次卷毛哥受到林东的谆谆教导后,现在整条街的面貌都变了,就是住在这里几十年的老街坊亦不敢相信自己的眼晴,现在不仅扒手小偷绝迹,而且何金水和歪头他们还天天过来帮忙扫大街,地面干净得想找颗烟头都难。 „Some people please eat meal, the feeling is really good.” East the forest thought suddenly compels is very joyful poorly, is few easy to satisfy. “有人请吃饭,感觉真好。”林东忽然觉得穷逼也很快乐,最少容易满足。 „Uncle's your cell phone good old......” to sprout/moe the goods not to pay attention while the forest east, takes up his cell phone secretly, enters own number fast, pressed to dial gently. “大叔你的手机好老土……”萌货趁林东不注意,偷偷的拿起他的手机,快速输进自己的号码,又轻轻的按了一下拨打。 „You understand anything, my cell phone this called solid durable, when necessary can, when the brick used, genuine multipurpose cell phone.” The forest eastern present shoots first with one hand and then the other, considers only to eat and drink extravagantly, is disinclined to explain. Moe the goods criticism cell phone to shift the attention old, steals east the forest cell phone number is the goal, she looks to work, spits the small powder tongue mischievously, hurries to turn around to sneak off. “你懂啥,我的手机这叫结实耐用,必要时可以当板砖用,真正的多功能手机。”林东现在左右开弓,只顾大吃大喝,懒得多作解释。萌货批评手机老土只是转移注意力,偷林东的手机号码才是目的,她一看得逞,调皮地吐了吐小粉舌,赶紧转身溜走。 On the avenue strolls. 大街上逛一圈。 Especially Yushi Street, why that long hut does not know, had not opened the door, forest east came to here to take a stroll several, has not seen the shop owner younger sister who that quite resembled the indistinct fairy maiden again. 尤其玉石街,那间悠悠小屋也不知为何,一直没开门,林东来这里溜达了好几圈,也没有再看见那个颇似飘渺仙子的店主妹子。 Perhaps does not have the fate! 也许是没有缘分吧！ What east the forest most is a pity was that black jade bottle gourd has not taken, refine so many gold, if the younger sister is willing to trade, then all were simple. The forest eastern present most does not lack was the gold, naturally, actually he did not calculate is short of money very much, daily some people please eat meal did not say, in pocket, but can also ask black heart boss a like auspicious qilin to chat the friendship, this easy life had should not be satisfied! 林东最可惜的是那个墨玉葫芦没有弄到手,炼了那么多黄金,要是妹子肯换,那么一切就简单了。林东现在最不缺的就是黄金了,当然,其实他也不算很缺钱,天天有人请吃饭不说,兜里一空,还可以找个像祥麒那样的黑心老板谈谈交情,这种小日子过得不要太惬意！ Before without gold metallurgy, he did not have this consciousness, waits to refine the gold/metal, big pile of gold time, he feels or makes suddenly to compel more joyful poorly. 还没有炼金前,他还没有这种意识,等炼完金,有一大堆金子的时候,他忽然觉得还是做个穷逼更加快乐。 What is irritable? 什么叫别扭？ People like him are called irritably! 他这种人就叫做别扭！ At noon is not accidental/surprised comes back to sprout/moe goods here to serve a meal, has to sprout/moe the goods to disturb in the one side, Lin Dongfa seems oneself working zeal to be fuller presently, the capacity for food increases. 中午毫无意外还是回来萌货这里开饭,有萌货在一旁捣乱,林东发现好像自己的干劲更足,饭量有增。 The corner, tilts the head the guy and small fellow what Jinshui they are looking around. 街角,歪头大汉和小个子何金水他们又在探头探脑。 They are very worried. 他们很苦恼。 Because did not have the opportunity to near east the forest. 因为一直没有机会接近林东。 Without the excuse, only walks, can be killed by the second? This no one can guarantee! After all the thoughts of tyrannosaurus no one guessed! 没有借口,就这样走过去,会不会被秒杀呢？这个谁也不敢保证！毕竟霸王龙的心思谁也猜不了！ Luckily above eldest child very indefatigable, without limiting time, therefore several unlucky fellows, can only from other place, prepare with the circuitous tactics, with the means of past rural area surrounding city, slowly, east being close forest bit by bit this human form tyrannosaurus. 幸好上面老大很有耐性,没有限定时间,所以几个倒霉的家伙,只能从别的地方着手,准备用迂回战术,用当年农村包围城市的办法,慢慢的,一点一点的接近林东这头人形霸王龙。 „Wood/Blockhead schoolmate, eats meal at noon together!” Class leader Sir worries about east the forest eating meal issue frequently, to 12 points and ensure comes the electricity on time, does not make east the forest to eat meal, is reminds east the forest to open the meal. Before she went to Europe to travel that for half a month, originally was east the forest letting in fresh air vacation, when she came back, east forest auspicious day finally to the end. “木头同学,中午一起吃饭吧！”班长大人经常操心林东的吃饭问题,到了十二点,保证准时来电,不是约林东吃饭,就是提醒林东开餐。之前她去欧洲旅行那半个月,原来是林东的放风假期,等她一回来,林东的好日子终于到头了。 „, I was disinclined.” East the forest hit a belch. “不了,我懒得动。”林东打了个饱嗝。 „I and sister-in-law/little aunt had the feast to go, bye-bye.” Class leader Sir also wants to tease the funny wood/blockhead schoolmate, but her side has the matter, urges tightly, has to hang in a hurry. “那我和小姨吃大餐去了,拜拜。”班长大人本来还想逗逗木头同学的,但她那边有事,催得紧,只好匆匆的挂了。 The lunch violent eats. 午餐暴吃一顿。 East the belly heavy forest decided after food, takes a walk. 肚皮沉甸甸的林东决定来个饭后散步。 Periphery has a look to have the local tyrant or the green tea prostitute and so on existence of lifeform, is best especially rampant that increases exciting that a counterattack hits the face. 看看周围有没有土豪或者绿茶婊之类生物的存在,最好来个特嚣张的那种,增加一点逆袭打脸的兴奋度。 Very pitifully. 很可惜。 Walked several streets, east the forest has not discovered the target. 走了几条街,林东也没有发现目标。 The local tyrants definitely have, but hits the unlucky ghost on hand east the forest does not have. 土豪肯定有很多,但撞在林东手上的倒霉鬼却没有。 „This day was getting more and more sad, how on no one to the red light, hits me with 70 yards vehicle!” All day wants to cause trouble, but does to east the forest that cannot bump into, heaved a sigh, in his opinion, the quality of rabbit people actually improves now, before must trade, slightly a little money the eyes of person long in top of the head. “这日子越来越难过了,怎么就没有人冲红灯,用七十码的车子撞我呢！”整天想惹是生非,可是奈何怎么也碰不上的林东,唉声叹气的,在他看来,现在兔民们的素质其实提高了很多,要换以前,稍微有点钱的人的眼睛都长在头顶上。 „Dog dog is clever, don't close to that dirty.” Has the fashionable appearance stylish young woman to pull husky to walk. “狗狗乖,别靠近那,脏。”有个衣着时髦打扮入时的年轻女子牵着一条哈士奇走过来。 „Yeah, good opportunity.” East the forest psychology is very gloomy. “哎,好机会。”林东的心理很阴暗。 His idea is. 他的想法是。 If that husky if dares to be a snob to nip side labor brothers one, he sends whirlwind at the scene, seizes that female, gives her two choices ; first, to let the labor brothers instead bites her one ; second, to let the labor brothers bites her dog one. 假如那条哈士奇要是敢狗眼看人低咬了身边这位民工兄弟一口,那他就当场发飚,一把逮住那个女的,给她两个选择,一是让民工兄弟反咬她一口,二是让民工兄弟咬她的狗一口。 In view of the fact that certain secretive reasons and spoiling, perhaps that female will make the first choice. 鉴于某些不可告人的原因和溺爱,也许那个女的会作第一种选择。 Labor brothers facing the street counterattack white rich and beautiful? 民工兄弟当街逆袭白富美？ Feels like also good! 感觉好像还不错！ When east forest schoolmate YY very crisply, that one month with husky who goes far beyond labor brothers one year of income, with 1/5 of its eye, contemptuously stared front several pitiful lifeform one. That labor brothers receive an electric shock immediately like that entire shrinks to the one side, hurries to give away street light. 在林东同学心里YY得很爽的时候,那条一个月的用度就远远超过民工兄弟一年收入的哈士奇,用它眼睛的五分之一,轻蔑地瞪了面前几个可怜的生物一眼。那个民工兄弟立马触电那般,整个缩到一旁去,赶紧让出身边的路灯。 Sir husky the manner walks to go forward arrogantly, lifts the back leg, sprinkles liquid above at will, marks own symbol. 哈士奇大人神态高傲地走上前,抬起后脚,在上面随意地洒一点液体,标上自己的徽记。 In order to make clear to here is its domain. 以昭示这里是它的地盘。 Regarding gym suit athletic shoes full is east the forest of dust pure student appearance, Sir husky is used together the dog eye to scan the interest not to have slightly. Its manner the manager like big company, leads the attractive female secretary, is inspecting own territory arrogant. 对于一身运动服球鞋满是灰尘纯粹学生模样的林东,哈士奇大人连用狗眼稍微扫瞄一下的兴趣也没有。它的神气就像大公司的老总,带着漂亮的女秘书,傲慢地巡视着自己的领地。 East the forest saw the labor brothers, sees the form that husky went far away. 林东看了看民工兄弟,又看了看那哈士奇远去的身影。 Suddenly a little does not ravel, actually who is a person? 忽然有点弄不明白,究竟谁才是人？ Who is the dog? 谁才是狗？ „, Brothers, do you like eating the dog meat?” East the forest thought that perhaps asked him to eat a dog meat hot pot, under can have this labor brothers' the self-confidence of achievement human. “啊,兄弟,你喜欢吃狗肉吗？”林东觉得也许自己请他吃一顿狗肉煲,可以树立下这位民工兄弟的作为人类的一点自信心。 „Don't!” As soon as the labor brothers listened to worry, he blocked east the forest thread of conversation, both hands shakes continually: „In city you cannot say eat the dog , the dog in this city, but is serious, is not the husband is son anything, treasure very! Eats the character ten million/countless not to mention, if makes one hear, that troublesome was big, the previous my fellow villager drank several cups of horse urines, boasted several dog meat flavors with us, making a passing by city person hear, called an important goods person, hit several of us half dead......” “千万别！”民工兄弟一听就着急了,他拦住林东的话头,双手连晃:“在城里你不能说吃狗,不得了,这城里的狗可是不得了的,不是丈夫就是儿子啥的,宝贝得很！千万别提一个吃字,要是让人听到,那麻烦就大了,上次我老乡喝多了几杯马尿,跟我们吹嘘几句狗肉的味道,让一个路过的城里人听到了,唤来一大帮人,把我们几个打个半死……” „Is this our big rabbits toward?” East the forest almost suspected oneself returned made a mistake the world. The dog meat he does not like eating, but did not oppose that others' hobby, existing is reasonable. The pig cattle chicken duck goose, these are the meat, can eat, what people like eating to eat what, so long as in any case did not eat the person to be good, to be how good to dog here? “这还是我们的大兔朝吗？”林东差点怀疑自己回归错了世界。狗肉他不爱吃,但也不反对别人的爱好,存在就是合理嘛。猪牛羊鸡鸭鹅,这些都是肉食,都能吃,人们爱吃啥吃啥,反正只要不吃人就行了,怎么到狗这里就不行了呢？ Also, spoke one to eat the dog, really did not eat, made one sphere to beat savagely, natural justice? 再说,讲一句吃狗,又不是真吃,就让人围住暴打,还有天理吗？ Actually this matter, east the forest was slightly sensitive. 其实这件事,林东稍微敏感了一些。 In this world, the person was inferior that the dog early is the hard fact, definitely does not need to make much ado about nothing. 在这世上,人不如狗早是铁一般的事实,完全无须大惊小怪。 However, possibly was the past years passes through the initial period to make some patrolling prairie-wolf still pursue the shadow that full mountain ran, therefore to forest east, the excited point was also excusable. 不过,可能是当年穿越初期让某条巡山犬追赶得满山跑的阴影还在,所以对林东来说,激动点也情有可原。 To cause trouble inadequately. 想惹事生非不成。 Instead makes a noble dog make that east very depressed forest the schoolmate, walks especially bored on the avenue, in he prepares across an intersection, suddenly has a vehicle not to attend to the red light, the crazy acceleration, the direct impact, frightened the pedestrian of street to call out in alarm scatters in all directions, avoidance. 反而让一条高贵的狗弄得很是郁闷的林东同学,格外无聊地走在大街上,就在他准备穿过一个街口时,突然有辆车子不顾红灯,疯狂加速,直冲了过来,吓得过马路的行人惊叫四散,争相躲避。 Forest eastern heart one happy, finally had the opportunity of upholding justice. 林东心头一喜,终于有伸张正义的机会了。 70 yards. 七十码。 The 70 yards in legend have the wood to have! 传说中的七十码有木有！ Waits for the vehicle to stop, clutches to beat savagely the grandson who that liquor harnesses, under the alleviation a moment ago by the dog despised the depression. 等车子停下,将那个酒驾的孙子揪出来暴打一顿,缓解下刚才被狗鄙视了的郁闷。 Just thinks ecstatically, to have a terrifying induction suddenly, raids the heart, east the forest previously closed ‚eagle-eyed’ automatic opening, the eye locked on a goal instantaneously high-speed. That is a pitch-dark muzzle, front thinks of a silencer, after the glass stretches out, aims at itself. 正想得心花怒放,猛然有种恐怖的感应,袭上心头,林东此前关闭掉的‘鹰眼’自动开启,眼睛瞬间高速锁定了一个目标。那是个黑洞洞的枪口,前端装着一个消音器,自车窗后伸出,指向自己。 Lying trough! 卧槽！ Is who must kill itself? 是谁要杀自己？ Is that what person with kindly face and cruel heart? 难道是那个什么笑面虎？ Oneself is a student, is impossible to have other enemy,...... the thought besides that fellow in mind fast flashing past, the forest eastern body in the life by the threat, was naturally reacted, whole person flying, rapid tumbling in midair, reduces the fire area of enemy as well as increases the instability of mobile target. 自己身为一个学生,根本不可能有别的仇家,除了那家伙之外……思维在脑海电光石火般的一闪而过,林东身体在生命受到威胁下,自然作出反应,整个人飞身而起,在半空中迅速翻滚,减少敌人的射击面积以及增加移动目标的不稳定性。 Cultivated the galaxy nine days of secret art luckily, otherwise, without eagle-eyed and physical quality of improvement several times, meets the lunatic who this type opens fire facing the street to grasp blindly. 幸好修炼了星河九天诀,要不然,没有鹰眼和提升数倍的身体素质,遇上这种当街开枪的疯子就抓瞎了。 The scalding hot bullet scratched the cheeks to fly, frightened east of the forest the skin intermittently to tingle with numbness. 灼热的子弹擦着脸颊飞了过去,吓得林东头皮阵阵发麻。