„Next time, if held up your work, your managers may probably be angry.” Numerous beautiful encirclement, but east the forest thought that was also a little a pity, because no brain remnant two generations jump, lets oneself hitting the face ruthlessly, otherwise, this feeling will be crisper. “下次吧,要是耽误了你们的工作,你们经理可要生气了。”众美环绕,可是林东觉得还有点可惜,因为没有一个脑残的二代跳出来,让自己狠狠的打脸,否则,这种感觉会更爽。 „Accompanying you are works, our work are satisfy the guest, making the guest have the feeling of home away from home. Manager? He, he cannot control leave alone our. Right, I heard, he only had less than three minutes of time, that also calculated the yarn man! The men, must have the strength, yeah Brother Shuai, do you have the strength? Won't have three minutes?” That stature hot appearance stylish younger sister speech very valiant, she exploded a big secret incautiously, making the younger sisters laugh, looks again to the vision of manager, filled despising. “陪你就是工作啊,我们的工作就是让客人满意,让客人有宾至如归的感觉。经理？别管他,他管不了我们的。对了,我听人说,他只有三分钟不到的时间,那还算个毛线男人！男人嘛,就是得有力气,哎帅哥哥,你有没有力气？不会也只有三分钟吧？”那个身材火辣打扮入时的妹子说话非常的彪悍,她一不小心就爆了个大秘密,让妹子们一个个哄笑起来,再看向经理的目光,充满了鄙视。 „Three minutes indeed were too pitiful.” East the forest regarding the life of manager expressed deep sympathy. “三分钟的确是太可怜了。”林东对于经理的人生深表同情。 „Hasn't Brother Shuai, you said your battle efficiency?” The spice girls go all out to create a disturbance, sit crowded are nearer in one side her, wish one could to sit his thigh. “帅哥哥,你还没有说你的战斗力呢？”辣妹拼命起哄,坐在一侧的她越挤越近,恨不得坐上他的大腿去。 „Actually, my battle efficiency is not very strong, generally is also about five hours, is war five dregs.” East the forest heaved a sigh intentionally: „Has time selects four, lost unexpectedly, is really ashamed!” “其实,我的战斗力也不是很强,一般也就是五个小时左右,是一个战五渣。”林东故意唉声叹气:“有次一挑四,竟然输了,真是惭愧啊！” Took the cup to install to drink water, approaching a sales male who listened secretly to choke at the scene. 拿着杯子装喝水,走近偷听的一个销售男当场呛着了。 Keeps coughing, has almost not coughed the lung. 咳嗽个不停,差点没有把肺咳出来。 mother! 尼玛！ Are you show off? 你这是炫耀吧？ Are five hours to go against heaven's will the record are good? Under you are holds up day of white jade zhu to put up sea purple gold beam? If you fight five dregs, others also do live? 五小时是逆天纪录好不好？你下面是擎天白玉柱还是架海紫金梁啊？你如果是战五渣,那别人还活不活？ In the pocket packed the younger sisters fragrant name card, the forest eastern schoolmate went natural. 兜里装满了妹子们香喷喷的名片,林东同学潇洒而去。 Looks at his back. 看着他的背影。 In heart of the gentlemen on the scene, raised suddenly a powerless feeling. 在场的男士们的心中,忽然升起了一种无力感。 Before does not believe, now witnessed discovered, originally, in this world, but also really had compels the counterattack successful possibility poorly. Oneself are impossible, does not represent others to be inadequate, like this boy, that feared a moment ago the heart envies again is unable to deny, others are the natural life winner, any fame and money, before this person are pale and weak exists...... 以前不相信,现在亲眼目睹了才发现,原来,在这个世界上,还真有穷逼逆袭成功的可能。自己不可能,不代表别人不成,像刚才这小子,那怕心底再嫉妒也无法否定,人家就是天生的人生赢家,任何名气和金钱,在这种人面前都是苍白无力的存在…… Before did not feel, now discovers, originally to serve as contrast others was born to this world outstandingly! 以前一直不觉得,现在才发现,原来自己就为了衬托别人的优秀而诞生到这个世间来的！ mother! 尼玛！ This is really the pitiful life! 这真是可悲的人生啊！ „Class leader?” East the forest is just self-satisfied, suddenly answered a telephone, has almost not had a scare. “班长？”林东正得意,忽然接了个电话,差点没有吓一跳。 „Dear wood/blockhead schoolmate, I came back, is very pleasantly surprised? In the evening eats meal together!” The tone of this goods is intimate likely the base friend. “亲爱的木头同学,我回来了,是不是很惊喜呢？晚上一起吃饭吧！”这货的口吻亲热得像个基友。 „Class leader Sir, I am very busy.” Because of after ‚ten years’, east the forest almost forgot who when own university class leader was, but this sound made a sound, immediately was familiar with the impression to bring back east the forest that to seal for a long time memory profoundly. “班长大人,我很忙。”因为时隔‘十年’之久,林东差点就忘掉自己大学时的班长是谁了,不过这个声音一响起来,立即熟悉又印象深刻地勾起了林东那封存已久的记忆。 Class leader Sir is surnamed Cheng, clear(ly) song. 班长大人姓程,名明歌。 Is one petite, the individuality lively and optimistic upward good younger sister. 是一个身材娇小、个性活泼、乐观向上的好妹子。 Some poems are the cards: 有诗为证: Person near cool breeze smiles, East Changjiang size Qiao ; 人近清风笑,江东大小乔; In the palm dances lightly, the slender waist is exquisite. 翩跹掌中舞,细腰玲珑娇。 High from the beginning, the clear(ly) song younger sister was east the forest classmate, the high school three years, rose the university also same class, this fate was simply serious. Because the clear(ly) song younger sister had the leadership very much, was the class leader in class, moreover it is said this record started from the elementary school maintains, until university, therefore, made east the beforehand forest awe calls it class leader Sir. 高一开始,明歌妹子就是林东的同桌,高中三年,升上了大学也还是同班,这缘分简直不得了。因为明歌妹子很有统御力,一直是班里的班长,而且据说这记录是自小学开始保持的,直到大学,于是,也就让以前的林东敬畏地称之为班长大人。 Classmate several years class leader Sir, here enjoys many east the beforehand forest ‚privilege’, these privileges are finding it unbearable to recall the issue left over by history of unequal treaty the past years signed, east the beforehand forest once had more than hundred resistances, thinks that a ticket overruled, but has not succeeded. 同桌数年的班长大人,在以前的林东这里享有许多‘特权’,这些特权属于当年签订的不堪回首的不平等条约的历史遗留问题,以前的林东曾有不下百次的抗争,想一票否决,但从来没有成功过。 This remembers, lets pass through the return east the forest to recall. 这一段记忆,让穿越回归的林东回想起来。 The violent perspiration continues. 暴汗不止。 Can at one meter five height, start from the elementary school, was the class leader to the university the clear(ly) song younger sister, naturally was not the commonplace character. 能以一米五的身高,自小学开始,一直到大学都当班长的明歌妹子,当然不是等闲人物。 Let alone that battle efficiency less than five forests east, is in the school these blew own horn saying that before can ‚fight with the fists Nanshan Kindergarten, the foot kicks North Sea Home for the elderly’ the draft animals, before class leader Sir, is trash general existence. 别说以前那个战斗力不足五的林东了,就是学校里那些自吹自擂自称能够‘拳打南山幼儿园,脚踢北海敬老院’的牲口们,在班长大人面前,也是渣渣一般的存在。 East the beforehand forest is too familiar with class leader Sir. 以前的林东对班长大人实在太熟悉。 Does not come the electricity. 怎么也不来电。 Moreover class leader Sir the small chest of that vast stretch of flat land simply does not have the sign that one taps a drum lightly to be desperate. 而且班长大人那一马平川的小胸脯根本没有一点鼓起来的迹象让人绝望。 Therefore, east the beforehand forest, to class leader Sir is a very special buddy mentality, is far from the love completely, but also has no malice. Like this described two people relations, if east the forest the schoolmate needed, the clear(ly) song younger sister could do the base with him together...... 所以,以前的林东,对班长大人是一种很特殊的哥们心态,完全谈不上爱情,但也没有任何恶感。这样形容两人的关系吧,如果林东同学需要,明歌妹子或许可以与他一起搞基…… „What is busy at? You are not the president in US, doesn't the matter that safeguards the world peace need you to worry?” Class leader Sir regarding daring to find the excuse to refuse own forest East Africa to be often discontented, even if finds the excuse, do not find such rotten excuse to ask! She does not know, she in half a month that goes to Europe to travel, east the forest has hung one time, and is cultivating true virtue the world to loaf for ten years, although returns, but is not quite the same as before. “忙什么？你又不是米国的总统,维护世界和平的事不用你操心吧？”班长大人对于胆敢找借口拒绝自己的林东非常不满,就算找借口,也别找这么烂的借口啊拜托！她不知道,她去欧洲旅行的半个月里,林东已经挂过了一次,并且在修真世界游荡了十年,虽然重新回归,但跟以前已经不太一样了。 „I really very busy...... wait/etc, I just have the matter to look for you.” The forest eastern decision will harass own younger sister to look for a work to this in the future unavoidably frequently. “我真的很忙……等等,我刚好有事找你。”林东决定给这个日后免不了会经常骚扰自己的妹子找点活儿。 „Although said, for the brothers, braves grave dangers and makes great sacrifices.” Tone of class leader Sir like the hero-bandit of Liang Mountain. “尽管说,为了兄弟,两肋插刀。”班长大人的口气就像梁山好汉。 „Is such brothers, I suddenly discovered that I am very poor, in the poverty compared with legend compels also poorly.” East the forest passes through a shop to fall, finally summarized: „For does not give the whole nation to hold back, I decided that thinks means become rich.” “是这样的兄弟,我忽然发现我很穷,比传说中的穷逼还穷。”林东经过一番的铺坠,最后总结道:“为了不给全国人民拖后腿,我决定想个办法致富。” „Very good, did the means think?” The enterprise of class leader Sir's east extreme poverty leads one to think of change to the forest affirmed. “很好,办法想到了没有？”班长大人对林东穷极思变的进取心表示肯定。 „Perhaps the family/home ancestor room, underground buries several antiques.” East the forest gives the class leader the duty of Sir is the help appraisal, hype and sell. “家里的祖屋,说不定地下埋有几件古董。”林东给班长大人的任务就是帮忙鉴定、炒作和出售。 „Knocks it off quickly, your family must have the antique, my family also has the gold ore!” East the fantasy of powerful and unconstrained style regarding the forest, class leader Sir comes a severe warning unrestrained/no trace of politeness: Matter that „do not want to be unsure, if really does not have money to spend, I get 2000 living expenses to you ahead of time. Right, heard that you resigned, don't you like that summer labor very much? I go to Europe for half a month, how felt that the entire world changes.” “快拉倒吧,你家要有古董,那我家还有金矿呢！”对于林东天马行空的幻想,班长大人毫不客气地来一个当头棒喝:“别想没谱的事,要是实在没钱花,我提前给你打上两千生活费。对了,听说你辞职了,你不是很喜欢那份暑期工吗？我才去欧洲半个月,怎么感觉全世界都变了个样似的。” Although class leader Sir is the fuel little girl, but after all is a female. 班长大人虽然是个柴火妞,但毕竟是个女的。 The sixth sense is very strong. 第六感很强。 East the forest for fear that she suspects herself, hurries to shift the attention: „Did not say fortunately, a saying long caused heroic tears full Jin, came my living expenses quickly!” 林东生怕她怀疑到自己,赶紧转移注意力:“不说还好,一说长使英雄泪满襟,快把我的生活费还来！” Present he recalls, oneself have money, but was all ground and soaked black beans makes this young girl give the control. In the past, the only family member grandmother passed away, she accompanied before the bed, one received all properties, but also gave the euphemistic name of ‚taking care’. 现在的他才记起,自己不是没钱,而是所有的钱钱都让这个小妞给控制了。当年,唯一的亲人外婆逝世,她陪在床前,一下把所有的财产接收了,还美其名曰‘保管’。 „Grandmother said that before the university graduates, all money are dispatched by me, do not struggle again.” Class leader Sir happily laughs. “外婆说,在大学毕业之前,所有的钱都由我调度,你就不要再挣扎了。”班长大人得意地大笑。 „......” East forest is very speechless. “……”林东很无语。 Compels as one poorly, how can turn over/stand up? 身为一个穷逼,要怎样才能翻身呢？ Bets the stone takes advantage of a any mistake is very troublesome, even succeeded, perhaps will still make one approximately chat to the back lane. East the forest does not fear the threat, but he troubles repugnantly, the too troublesome matter, he is disinclined to use one's head. Except for betting the stone takes advantage of a mistake, actually the paths of many enrichment, for example ask a corrupt official to search for the head with the magic arts, for example with the alchemy, becomes the gold or the platinum the copper, lead and mercury anything's building up. 赌石捡漏什么的很麻烦,就算成功了,说不定也会让人约到后巷谈谈。林东不怕威胁,但他讨厌麻烦,太麻烦的事,他懒得去动脑筋。除了赌石捡漏,其实还有很多发家致富的道路,比如找个贪官用法术搜下脑袋,又比如用炼金术,将铜、铅、水银什么的炼成黄金或者白金。 The gold metallurgy, regarding forest east is a very simple thing. 炼金,对于林东来说是一个很简单的东西。 Concrete process, with one type very special ‚technique secret art’, the protons pulls out the lead and mercury wait/etc metal in leaves, lets inside granule rearrangement. 具体过程,就是用一种很特殊的‘术诀’,将铅和水银等等金属里的质子抽离,让里面的粒子重新排列。 Regarding average person, this is not the difficult project that is possible to achieve, regarding cultivating true virtue, is simple. Back then, as fights five dregs east the forests, initial period of crossing over, under the old beggar's introduction, worked to some door small factions, helping them refine the golden flooring to earn the living expenses. 对于普通人来说,这是个不可能达成的艰巨工程,对于修真者来说,却是再简单不过。想当年,身为战五渣的林东,在穿越初期,就是在老乞丐的介绍下,给一些小门小派打工,帮他们炼黄金铺地板来赚取生活费的。 In cultivating true virtue the world, ‚gold/metal’ and ‚touching a stone and turn it into gold’ this kind of technique secret art is very low thing. 在修真世界里,‘点金手’和‘点石成金’这类术诀是非常低下的东东。 Only the door small faction uses. 只有小门小派才用。 Slightly flamboyant point cultivating true virtue, opens mouth, or waves, a gold mountain formed, the gold absolutely does not have the significance to them. 稍微牛逼一点的修真者,一张嘴,或者一挥手,一座金山就形成了,黄金对于他们来说是完全没有意义的。 „Right, I can refine the gold and platinum with the mercury and other precious metals make one's own way!” After Im Dong-il read was insightful, is excited, charged into the ironmongery in intersection with great speed. Who does not know, the shop boss told him, only then mercury thermometer, without mercury sell, moreover pulled what mercury to have the violent poisonousness, obtained the relevant authority to report. “对呀,我可以用水银炼黄金和白金等贵金属发家致富啊！”林东一念通透之后,非常兴奋,火速冲向街口的一间五金店。谁不知,店老板告诉他只有水银温度计,没有水银出售,而且还扯什么水银有剧毒,得到相关部门报备。 Im Dong-il hears the report, remembers the thick eyebrows elder brother's bitter melon face, greatly is immediately turnoff. 林东一听到报备,就想起浓眉哥的苦瓜脸,顿时大倒胃口。 Mercury thermometer that a wee bit mercury has a wool to use! 水银温度计那一丁点水银有个毛用啊！ However. 不过。 Who said that refining up the gold to use the mercury? Lead, copper, tin, aluminum and iron...... what metal! 谁说炼黄金一定要用水银的？铅、铜、锡、铝、铁……什么金属都可以！ ox cross/crotch can also refine with the stone, even cultivates true virtue can produce in the air greatly directly, waves on the line. If uses the metal to transform, will be only the speed quickly, will not waste the energy. 牛叉的用石头也可以炼化,甚至修真大能们都是在空气中直接生成,一挥手就行。如果使用金属转换,只是速度会快一点,不那么浪费能量罢了。 „Takes one ton lead?” The shop boss looks at east the forest with a vision of suspicion: „Do you buy so many lead to do?” “要一吨铅？”店老板用一种怀疑的目光看着林东:“你买那么多铅干嘛？” „Not even.” East the forest turns around to walk. “没有就算了。”林东转身就走。 Originally also wants to him the starting writing big form, not to think that this shop boss the vision regards himself with one type ‚you want to do misdemeanor’ unexpectedly, this lets decide east the forest that 135 mediate the schoolmate is uncomfortable. Back then, we are the activist who Learning from Lei Fei did good, prepared to grow up was a scientist to realize the four modernizations tries hard, this ideal must the salvia cocinea reward of kindergarener, you not send the good person card even, but also dared to suspect that elder brother fine personal character, was really excessive. 本来还想给他下笔大单子的,没想到这位店老板竟然用一种‘你是不是想做坏事’的目光来看待自己,这让决定一三五做个好人的林东同学非常不爽。想当年,咱可是学雷锋做好事的积极分子,准备长大了做个科学家为实现四个现代化而努力的,这个理想还得过幼儿园老师的小红花奖励,你不发张好人卡就算了,还胆敢怀疑哥优良的品德,真是太过份了。 Finally, forest east looked for a building materials shop to buy one ton steel bar. 最后,林东找了一间建材店买了一吨钢筋。 Spends more than 3000 soft younger sister coins. 足足花去三千多软妹币。 In pouch for it. 囊中为之一空。