East the forest was shocked. 林东惊呆了。 After the reason is he awakes, discovered own left middle finger has one plainly stores the ring. 原因是他睡醒后,发现自己左手中指有一枚古朴的贮物戒指。 This gadget was he in having a dream to pass through to accumulate to the third year of cultivating true virtue in the world loafing spirit stones to exchange fully, has not thought that awoke opens eyes, discovered that it unexpectedly also, this was unscientific! 这玩意儿是他在做梦穿越到修真世界里游荡的第三个年头攒足了灵石兑换下来的,没想到睡醒一睁眼,发现它竟然还在,这不科学啊！ Holds east the forest of pillow to go all out to recall all in dream, like resulting in the demon was startled. 抱着枕头的林东拼命回忆梦中的一切,就像得了魔怔一样。 Regardless how to think. 无论怎么想。 Cannot think through. 也想不通。 Actually there is nothing puzzled...... in world unscientific matter often has, for example the toad compared with brick can forecast accurate earthquake matter does not support not scientifically? But the fact exists, ha, the world is so marvelous! 其实这个没啥好纠结的……世间不科学的事情经常有,比如癞蛤蟆比砖家更能精准预测地震这种事情不也挺不科学的吗？但事实存在,哈,世界就是这般奇妙！ „The season of counterattack arrived, goddess, the elder brother came. The local tyrant adoptive fathers are also prepared, picks the feeling of soap, hopes that should not be too crisp! Ha!” After the forest eastern schoolmate read was insightful, immediately jumps, stood on the bed, is forking the waist, laughed wildly cocky, that appearance looked like big villain in the telecine very much. In cultivating true virtue the world mixes east the forest that the dregs compels very much very much painstakingly, return this world, can definitely despise with steamroll all has the wood to have. “逆袭的季节到了,各位女神,哥来了。土豪干爹们也要准备好,捡肥皂的感觉,希望不要太爽！哇哈哈哈哈哈！”林东同学一念通透后,立马跳起来,站在床上,叉着腰,得瑟地狂笑起来,那模样很像电视电影里的大反派。在修真世界混得很渣很苦逼的林东,回归凡尘,完全可以藐视和碾压一切有木有。 If were not destroyed to cultivate/repair by an indistinct fairy maiden palm is, east the forest can definitely the incarnation be the human form reaches as high as, selects an army only. 如果不是被飘渺仙子一掌毁去修为,林东完全可以化身为人形高达,单挑一支军队。 Private breaks into the restricted area, peeps others sect to high rare book, by the second is very normal. 私闯禁地,偷看别人宗派的至高秘籍,被秒是很正常的。 Can live the return to be lucky. 能活着回归已经是万幸了。 Im Dong-il selects is not angry. 林东一点也不生气。 Naturally, the primary cause that he is not angry is indistinct immortal child long/grows must how, regardless of not to be angry...... 当然,他不生气的主要原因是飘渺仙子长得让人无论如何也生气不起来…… „Practices diligently, certainly also has the opportunity to meet.” East the forest gets hold of the fist, in the heart floats raises the blazing thought that cannot hold back. Although this goal, does not have 100 dozens years, it is estimated that did not realize. “努力修炼,一定还有机会见面的。”林东握紧拳头,心中浮升起一个按压不下的炽热念头。虽然这个目标,没有一百几十年,估计实现不了。 Some ideals are always meddlesome. 有理想总是好事。 Without the ideal, how could it not be is the life equal to a salt fish? 没有理想,人生岂非等于一条咸鱼？ „First eats meal!” Practices not anxiously, at present the issue of most important solution eats meal. “先吃饭！”修炼不急,目前首要解决的问题是吃饭。 Im Dong-il of being big and hungry touches the pocket, without money, leafs through the entire house again, with great difficulty in the bed bottom discovery goal, should not use for a long time the old wallet. Opens it, inside is completely empty. The Im Dong-il field big dream is cultivating true virtue the world to stay for ten years, forgot initial early is compels the student poorly, although this dream regarding deep blue star here was only a evening's matter. 饥肠辘辘的林东一摸口袋,没钱,再翻遍整个房子,好不容易才在床底发现目标,一个应该许久没有使用过的旧钱包。打开它,里面空空如也。林东一场大梦在修真世界足足呆了十年,早忘了当初的自己是个穷逼学生,尽管这一梦对于蔚蓝星球这边来说只是一晚上的事情。 Nepali younger sister! 尼妹！ This too does not make sense! 这太不像话了吧！ Individual food and shelter problem is so serious, making these clamor the national from directly soar Kang's brick to feel sad well-off greatly! 个人的温饱问题还这么严重,让那些叫嚣着国民已经从小康直奔大康的砖家们情何以堪啊！ Stands before downstairs automatic teller machine, the forest eastern schoolmate also tries to forgive own, waits to discover that inside deposit digit is close to the zero hour infinitely, immediately realized oneself are not worth forgiving. 站在楼下自动取款机前,林东同学还试图原谅自己的,等发现那里面的存款数字无限接近零时,立即意识到自己根本不值得原谅。 Must punish! 必须惩罚！ Has the far-reaching significance lesson to oneself...... 给自己一个有深远影响的教训…… „Five meat dumplings, five steamed buns, three cage steamed dumpling, two plates fry the powder, the additional meat add the egg, congee with meat, came two crullers again......” forest east point big pile of food, decided the determination, must give an unforgettable lesson. In the fine-food eatery at first and does not care to the youngest sister who he orders, she also thinks that east the forest ate the pack, one hear, namely with the supple sound yeah, was sweet with peasant woman mountain spring. “五个肉包子,五个馒头,三笼小笼包,两碟炒粉,加肉加蛋,一个及第粥,再来两条油条……”林东点了一大堆食物,立定决心,要给自己一个难忘的教训。美食店里给他下单的小妹妹起初并不在意,她还以为林东吃了打包,一听完,即用柔柔的声音哎了一下,甜得跟农妇山泉似的。 But waits for her to carry the table, she sees east the forest to shoot first with one hand and then the other, eliminated five meat dumplings with speed like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds, again when to five big steamed buns extended the hand of evil, her eye immediately stared lovable perfectly round. 可是等她端上桌来,她看见林东左右开弓,用风卷残云的速度消灭了五个肉包子,再向五个大馒头伸出了罪恶之手时,她的眼睛顿时瞪了个可爱的溜圆。 Looked east again the forest destroyed completely three cage steamed dumpling and two plates greedily fries the powder, draws the hot congee with meat to the front extremely anxiously starts. 再看林东狼吞虎咽地灭掉了三笼小笼包和两碟炒粉,又急不可待地将热腾腾的及第粥拉到面前开动。 Is out of control to ask with the weak sound: „This uncle, wait a minute, wants me to help you hit 120?” 禁不住用弱弱的声音问:“这位大叔,等一会儿,要我帮你打120吗？” „......” The forest Dongda perspiration, thought that you are not do business? Opens a shop also fears the big-bellied fellow? “……”林东大汗,心想你不是做生意的吗？开店还怕大肚汉？ „Had food stuck in the throat?” The youngest sister looks at east the forest alarmed and afraid, is very afraid he to fall to the ground loudly. “噎住了？”小妹妹惊惧地看着林东,深怕他会轰然倒地。 „Real man.” East the forest shakes the head to indicate to be all right. “大丈夫。”林东摇摇头表示没事。 Also waving makes her leave. 又挥手让她离开。 Must change beforehand him, definitely could not eat so many food one time, even if ate hardly, perhaps must support badly, but since cultivated true virtue the world came back, the situation is completely different. 要换以前的他,一次肯定是吃不了这么多食物,就算硬吃下去,恐怕也得撑坏,但自修真世界回来后,情况完全不一样了。 One cultivate/repair, although destroyed, but in the dream has been through repeatedly the psychic force that ten years whet to cultivate difficultly also , the boundary has not actually reduced many. 自身修为虽然毁了,但梦中历经十年磨砺艰苦修炼出来的精神力还在,境界其实没降低多少。 Let alone selects, even again many several times. 别说这么点,就算再多几倍。 Also is the floating clouds. 也是浮云。 Some cultivate true virtue the stomach of expert to install the next whale, east the forest this cannot compare, but installs ten eight steamed stuffed buns is very relaxed. 有的修真牛人的胃能装下一条鲸鱼,林东这个不能比,但装十个八个包子还是很轻松的。 Remembers that initially turtle snake technique accomplishment, is confident, runs with some old beggar PK, this thinks that can eat up good to entrain very much, who does not think that old goods one breath eats the superhuman strength, did not have the skill, the slaughter the dragon, perhaps also suspended the location to eat the a dragon. Is cultivating true virtue the world, the capacity for food size is not equal to the skill size, but skill big swallows mountain Yinhai also commonplace. 记得当初龟蛇术大成,信心满满,跑去跟某个老乞丐PK,本以为能吃下一头牛的自己很拽,谁不想那老货一口气吃掉九牛二虎,要不是没本事,屠不了龙,说不定还摆现地吃一条龙呢。在修真世界,饭量大小不等同本事大小,可是本事大的就是吞山饮海也等闲。 Also, the man must to oneself ruthlessly, how otherwise can give an unforgettable lesson? 再说,男人就得对自己狠一点,不然怎么能给自己一个难忘的教训呢？ East the forest pulled out the paper goods to scratch the mouth, in the heart had not given full expression. 林东抽纸巾擦了擦嘴巴,心中意犹未尽。 What a pity the soft younger sister coin are not many. 可惜软妹币不多了。 Otherwise. 要不然。 This penalty can also again heavy little. 这个惩罚还可以再重一点点。 „Are you really all right?” On that belt/bring baby fat lovable youngest sister face of 100 do not believe. “你真的没事？”那位带点婴儿肥的可爱小妹妹脸上一百个不相信。 „Possibly was I had not eaten meal yesterday evening!” East the forest has to find an excuse, frightens the heart disease is not good the children, actually, this breakfast can also come one today again. “可能是我昨天晚上没有吃饭吧！”林东只好找个理由,把人家小朋友吓出心脏病可不好,其实,今天这顿早餐还可以再来一遍的。 „, Is this.” The youngest sister as if believed. “啊,原来是这样。”小妹妹似乎相信了。 „Right, this , helping my entire 20 steamed buns pack while convenient again.” The forest extracts stretch/open a head/number of people east from the wallet, only. “没错,这个,顺便再帮我整二十个馒头打包吧。”林东自钱包里抽出一张老人头,唯一的一张。 „You really must commit suicide! Supports the terrifying while still alive, others will not help you handle this dreadful matter!” As soon as the youngest sister listens, immediately scared, unconscious forced in a pair of small hand own small mouth, has almost not frightened to cry. “你果然要自杀！活活地撑死好恐怖,人家才不会帮你做这种可怕的事情！”小妹妹一听,顿时吓坏了,不自觉将一双小手塞进了自己的小嘴巴里,差点没有吓哭。 „......” East forest speechless. “……”林东无语。 20 steamed buns have not packed finally successfully, punishes own lesson, therefore was attacked, is unable to achieve most profound and profoundest influence, ok, later also has the opportunity. Slightly hit a belch, in the dream returned, cultivates to all destroy, east forest that all the gravity head came to again, now finally some free time ponder oneself future. 二十个馒头终没有打包成功,惩罚自己的教训,因此受到冲击,无法达成最深刻和最深远的影响,算了,以后还有机会的。小小地打了一个饱嗝,梦中回归,修为全毁,一切得重头再来的林东,现在终于有空暇思考自己的未来了。 The cultivation, makes a fresh start. 修炼,重新开始。 This is must. 这是必须的。 Then is goes to cultivate true virtue the world, found the indistinct fairy maiden, told her to cultivate too slowly, the efficiency that two people cultivated together was higher...... plans is completely this. 然后就是前往修真世界,找到飘渺仙子,告诉她一个人修炼太慢,还是两个人一起修炼的效率更高……全部计划就是这样。 Strolled on the street, discovers all as before, absolutely does not have the sign of judgment day, before that type ground facing the street kills the mourning corpse to rescue the younger sister to occupy the dream that a villa rears in a pen to be it seems like hopeless everywhere again. However fortunately, cultivated true virtue the world to stroll one to come back, the mentality was greatly different, regardless of there is a judgment day, can easy counterattack white rich and beautiful, moreover did not need the load to mourn in one's heart the corpse evolution and food short and other issues. 在街上逛了一圈,发现一切依旧,完全没有世界末日的迹象,以前那种当街碾杀丧尸到处营救妹子再占个别墅圈养的梦想看来没指望了。不过还好,修真世界逛了一圈回来,心态大不同,无论有没有世界末日,都可以轻松逆袭白富美,而且还不用担心丧尸进化和食物短缺等问题。 „Ok, could not be the Savior, we were young common people, so long as lived enough moistens on the line.” East the forest has not made the consciousness of show lead, what the spider hero is, can eat? “算了,做不了救世主,咱就做个小老百姓,只要活得够滋润就行。”林东从来没有做美剧主角的觉悟,蜘蛛侠是什么,可以吃吗？ The younger sisters who see full street are playing the cell phone, east the forest remembers itself also to have this thing. 看见满街的妹子都在玩手机,林东才想起自己也有这东东。 Returns to the rented room, he discovered that the cell phone did not have the electricity early. 回到出租屋,他发现手机早没电了。 On sufficient electricity, after the start, discovers N telephones and information. Thought carefully good long while, east the forest reclaims this is ‚ten years ago’ the memory, should take summer vacation now, but oneself, are working to a company. The sleepwalk cultivated true virtue the world couple of days ago, because got a high fever to fall ill, lay on the bed, not being able to move, extremely possibly was because was uncared-, hung, therefore formed crossing over. Cultivating true virtue the world roamed about for ten years later, makes an indistinct fairy maiden palm returning incautiously. 充上电,启动后,发现有N个电话和信息。细细地想了好半天,林东才找回这个属于‘十年前’的记忆,现在应该是正在放暑假,而自己呢,正给一间公司打工。梦游修真世界前两天,因为发高烧生病了,躺在床上,动弹不得,极可能是因为无人照顾,挂掉了,所以形成了穿越。在修真世界流浪了十年后,一不小心又让飘渺仙子一掌给打了回来。 In other words, today's need to go to work, is absent from work without an excuse for three days, is the cell phone can have comes the electricity the reason. 也就是说,今天的自己需要上班,旷工三天,是手机会有如此之多来电的原因。 On the Nepali younger sister's class, the father currently is diligent cultivating true virtue has the wood to have. 上尼妹的班啊,老子现在是勤奋的修真者有木有。 Although this class decision, but the telephone must hit. 这班虽然决定不上了,但电话还是得打。 Working to finish what one starts. 做事要有始有终嘛。 „, Firm elder brother? Do I want to ask? What for these days hadn't Manager yellow said?” East the forest looked good long while, found the number. “啊,坚哥是吧？我想问一下？这几天黄经理没说啥吧？”林东找了好半天,才找到号码。 This ‚firm elder brother’ is called stone Jian, is east the forest colleague. 这位‘坚哥’叫做石坚,是林东的同事。 Also is the school leader. 也是学长。 After entering the company, school leader stone is quite warm, particularly east when the beforehand forest asked him to drink, drinks blushed to be embarrassed, school leader stone is also pounding on the table, had said ‚we were the brothers, being intimate with brothers also kissed’ such brave words. Said that these do not certainly can take seriously, east the forest is not the fool, but tests the moral behavior the time to arrive now, forest east asked school leader stone to eat meal and wash mulberry that the massage pushed oil a dragon anything, many was also the fair-weather friend, if the moral integrity of school leader stone has not fallen on the ground, perhaps will find an excuse to conceal for the forest east. 进了公司后,石学长颇是热情,尤其是以前的林东请他喝酒,喝到脸红耳热时,石学长还拍着桌子,说过‘咱们就是兄弟了,比亲兄弟还亲’这样的豪言壮语。说这些当然不得当真,林东又不是傻子,但现在考验人品的时间到了,林东请石学长吃过饭又洗过桑那,按摩推油一条龙啥的,多少也算是酒肉朋友了,假如石学长的节操没有掉在地上的话,说不定会找个借口替林东掩饰一下。 If he can help ask for leave, that had not said that real friend! 要是他能帮忙请个假的话,那是没说的,真朋友！ The a dragon also value of before inviting. 之前请的一条龙也值了。 Therefore, forest east thinks of very stupidly very naive appearance, dialed a telephone to this school leader stone, probes. 于是,林东装着很傻很天真的样子,给这位石学长拨了个电话,试探一下。 Who did not know just put through, school leader stone criticized east the forest ruthlessly, I favored the big brother tune how you may your boy not make every effort to succeed very much: „Is Xiaolin you! You make me quite look, how many telephones I called you for these days, but your hasn't taken...... you not to go to work does not ask for leave?” 谁不知刚刚接通,石学长就狠狠地批评了林东,一副我很看好你可你小子怎么不争气的大哥腔调:“是小林你啊！你让我好找,我这几天给你打了多少电话,可你一个没接……你不来上班怎么也不请假啊？” „In company?” East the forest almost could not find the speech the opening. “公司里？”林东差点找不到说话的空子。 „Living of company, all makes me conduct the shoulder, these days, but is really is much more tired me!” School leader stone has a strong sense of righteousness. “公司的活,全让我一个人扛着,这段时间啊,可真是把我累得够呛！”石学长大义凛然。 „Work?” East the forest has not said, the previous fantasy has let school leader stone blow to the head crushing: „Work, you do not know not to mention, yellow skinned this reverse the real anger, he threatened that must kill you, the hands and feet chopped made the food that goes well with wine, the head air-drying is placed in the company entrance makes the specimen, I thought that do not return to the company, hurried to go abroad to hide the lying low head!” “工作？”林东还没说完,此前的幻想已经让石学长当头一棒击碎:“工作甭提了,你是不知道,黄扒皮这回动了真怒,他扬言要杀了你,手脚剁了做下酒菜,头颅风干摆在公司门口做标本,我看你还是别回公司了,赶紧出国躲躲风头吧！” If east before forest, definitely thinks that school leader stone really so takes care of himself. 林东若还是以前,肯定以为石学长真这般照顾自己。 Perhaps will be moved. 也许会感动得不行。 Also invited his a dragon anything incautiously. 一不小心又请他一条龙啥的。 The fact is, school leader stone looked that east the forest does not go to work, but the company just has the big project scarce person, changed job simply by own girlfriend, withstood/top east the forest position directly. But in school leader stone in mouth with African Man-eater chief similar Manager yellow, but also thinks ‚is missing for three days’ east the forest found was better to work, has sought the quality in other company in addition, has regretted the brain drain of company very much. 事实是,石学长看林东不上班,而公司刚好有大工程紧缺人,干脆让自己的女朋友跳槽过来,直接顶了林东的位置。而在石学长口中跟非洲食人族酋长差不多的黄经理,还以为‘失踪三天’的林东找到了更好工作,已经在别的公司另谋高职,一直很惋惜公司的人才流失。 The performing skill of school leader stone is good. 石学长的演技不错。 Must perform in the oratorio, the hand rips the devil to be a cinch radically. 要演神剧,手撕鬼子根本不在话下。 Now but understands ‚listening understands thoroughly technique’ east the forest was impossible to be kept in the dark like before again. 可是现在懂得‘听音洞明术’的林东不可能再像以前那样蒙在鼓里了。 However, east the forest is not the good thing, knows perfectly well is false, puts out ‚please must deceive me’ the purity unexpectedly, expressed the heartfelt gratitude to very much school leader stone who suffices the loyalty: „Aiya, sorry, the firm elder brother, making you be involved, another day, please the firm elder brother you drink certainly.” 不过,林东也不是好东西,明知是假,竟然还拿出‘请一定要骗我’的纯真,向很够义气的石学长表示了衷心的感激:“哎呀,对不起,坚哥,让你受牵连了,改日有空,一定请坚哥你喝酒。” School leader stone Jian laughs straightforwardly: „All right, braves grave dangers and makes great sacrifices for the brothers, should, should!” 石坚学长豪爽大笑:“没事,为兄弟两肋插刀,应该的,应该的！” His latter had not said. 他后一句没说。 Braves grave dangers and makes great sacrifices for the brothers right, but for the woman, can insert the brothers two blades. 为兄弟两肋插刀没错,但为了女人,可以插兄弟两刀。 Trading is before, one did not have the work, certainly must regret. Although this work was tired, the wage was not high, but summer the labor was not very easy to look, can study a thing few, initially found with great difficulty, now suddenly went away, but also somewhat...... but, passed through east the forest after return, was naturally impossible again the time waste in that place, diligent cultivating true virtue was the world correct path has the wood to have. 换是以前,一下就没了工作,肯定是要懊悔的。这份工作虽说累了点,薪水也不高,但暑期工很不好找,能学点东西的更少,当初好不容易才找到的,现在说没就没了,还真有点……不过,穿越回归后的林东,自然不可能再将时间浪费在那种地方,勤奋的修真者才是人间正道有木有。 The dialogue conclusion of hypocrite. 伪君子的对话结束。 Forest Dontot the chin, is starting to ponder the life. 林东托着下巴,开始思考人生。 „Un, must find the way to make a money, the elder brother must become the man of pirate king...... to do the sea day grand feast on the great route, has a good swim in the R sea of heaven on earth, lets goddesses, bows the head in turn, kneels to lick, the life of this life winner is the real sense and pursue of life!” As compelled east the forest of student to decide poorly, starting from today, implements an unprecedented counterattack plan. “嗯,得想办法弄点钱了,哥可是要成为海贼王的男人……在伟大航道上搞海天盛宴,在人间天堂的R海中畅游,让一个又一个的女神,轮流俯首,跪舔,这种人生赢家的生活才是生命的真正意义和追求啊！”身为穷逼学生的林东决定了,自今天开始,实行一个前所未有的逆袭计划。 What? 什么？ Compels unable poorly the counterattack? 穷逼就不能逆袭吗？ ********* ********* The new book upload, wish everyone Mid-Autumn Festival joyful simultaneously! 新书上传,同时祝大家中秋节快乐！ ********* *********