Bang! 嘭！ Wang Yan just shoved open 404 doors, was spurted one by the colored paper artillery. 汪言刚一推开404的房门,就被彩纸炮喷了一身。 In the room resounded laughing and mischievous scream of women. 紧接着,房间里响起了姑娘们的哄笑和调皮捣蛋的尖叫。 „boss is good in the evening!” “老板晚上好！” „Distinguished guest invited the seat of honor, No. 38 technician was very happy that at your service” “贵宾请上座,38号技师很高兴为您服务” „Saint monk, the slave had waited there for some time” “圣僧,奴家已等候多时了” „wa hā hā hā hā your crowd of mental illness!” “哇哈哈哈哈你们这群精神病！” Some people smile some people to make, the atmosphere was warm. 有人笑有人闹,气氛热烈极了。 Brother Dog ignorant bi watches the present bad people running wild, does not pay attention, was pulled the arm by two woman. 狗哥懵哔的看着眼前的群魔乱舞,一个不注意,就被两个姑娘挽住了手臂。 „āi āi, I am look for my wife a while a while, does not come to deliver warm fuck to you! Liu Li, help!” “哎哎,等会儿等会儿我是来找我媳妇的,不是来给你们送温暖的卧槽！刘璃,救命！” The little outstanding buttocks of Brother Dog do not know that which insane young married woman by patting, frightened him a throat to call. 狗哥的小翘臀不知道被哪个疯婆娘给拍了一把,吓得他嗷的一嗓子叫了出来。 Does you? 干嘛呀你们？ The skin does not dig up must start boils, is so anxious?! 皮都不扒就要开煮,有那么急吗？！ Liu Li looks at present one, smiles crookedly falls on the sofa, sends out the big goose to spawn the cry. 刘璃看着眼前的一幕,笑得歪倒在沙发上,发出大鹅产卵时的叫声。 „hé hé hé hé hé hé” “鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅” Wang Yan digs up to pull away that two crazy women, speechless walks, one sits toward her side. 汪言扒拉开那俩疯婆子,无语的走过去,往她身旁一坐。 „How many liquor ah your drank? To not economize, bought the false bar?” “你们这是喝了多少酒啊？不会是为了省钱,买了假酒吧？” Lin Weiwei does right after something else badly with a smile: „What's wrong, isn't elder and younger sisters good to your warm point? Let you profit, you were on the contrary useless, what innocent young virgin installs?” 林薇薇坏笑着接茬:“怎么,姐妹们对你热情点不好么？让你占便宜,你反倒不中用了,装什么纯情小处男？” „Who is occupies who is cheap ah? You feared that does not know my appearing worth!” “到底是谁占谁便宜啊？你怕是不知道我的出台身价！” Wang Yan disdains to curl the lip, haughty hugs Liu Li in the bosom. 汪言不屑撇嘴,大马金刀的把刘璃搂在怀里。 „Moreover, brother does not need to install, brother innocent is obvious to all” “另外,哥不用装,哥的纯情有目共睹” „Vomits!” “呕！” Spat a big piece at the scene. 当场就吐了一大片。 Fu Yushi gives the thumbs-up: „In is not concerned about face this together, our boss has not lost!” 傅雨诗竖起大拇指:“在不要脸这一块儿,我们老板从来没输过！” Listens not to seem like praising person ah 听着不像是在夸人啊 Wang Yan just about to to/clashes her to stare, Nawu smiles xī xī collects. 汪言刚要冲她瞪眼睛,娜吾又笑嘻嘻的凑过来。 She is supporting the sofa single-handed, the upper body leans forward, very normal clothes were put on the effect that the low chest installed immediately, Wang Yan forgot all of a sudden must stare Fu Yushi. 她单手撑着沙发,上身前倾,原本挺正常的衣服顿时被穿出了低胸装的效果,汪言一下子就忘记要瞪傅雨诗了。 Altogether on two eyes, happen to one on the left and other on the right, is filled up. 总共就两只眼睛,正好一左一右,装得满满的。 Nawu was being eaten the big tofu, simply has not cared, comes up to be overly proud: „Doggy Doggy, they must punish you to sing! Only then I alone help you” 娜吾被吃着大豆腐,根本没在乎的,上来就是表功:“狗子狗子,她们要罚你唱歌！只有我一个人帮你” Wang Yan was curious, took back the line of sight, asking of wondering: „Are you so brave? How to help?” 汪言好奇极了,收回视线,纳闷的问:“你有那么勇敢？怎么帮的？” Nawu raises the head proudly: „I planned that sings in a chorus with you!” 娜吾骄傲扬头:“我打算跟你合唱！” fuck! 卧槽！ A good your gruffness, the sentiment are you most bamboo shoots? 好你个憨憨,感情你才是最笋的？ I sang enough coarse, in addition did you bewitch to seize the mortal form to be Black and White Impermanence?! 我唱歌就够难听的了,再加上你勾魂夺魄黑白无常？！ Properly speaking, in the normal condition she will unable to look on the bright side of thing, then Wang Yan looks at her eye, immediately was clear. 按理来说,正常情况下她是不会这么想不开的,然后汪言一看她的眼睛,马上明白了。 Another drinks much! 得,又一个喝多的！ Presses the Nawu small brains, Wang Yan is shoving open her, lowers the head to ask Liu Li: „How do you play hi ah?” 按着娜吾的小脑袋瓜,汪言把她推开一点,低头问刘璃:“你们怎么玩得这么嗨啊？” „Everyone has not seen for a long time” “大家好久没见了嘛” Little Colored Glaze relies on the Wang Yan bosom, soft response: „Moreover recently everyone was tired, wants to release” 小琉璃倚在汪言怀里,软绵绵的回应:“而且最近所有人都累,想释放一下” Looked, you put very much open. 看出来了,你们放得很开。 Wang Yan observes the situation room one week, speechless shaking the head. 汪言环视房间一周,无语的摇摇头。 In the room basically did not have a normal person, actually not that being dead drunk condition, but was a match excitement, obviously was drinks hi. 屋里基本没有一个正常人了,倒不是那种烂醉如泥的状态,而是一个赛一个的兴奋,明显是喝嗨了。 On for example Fu Yushi, she, if has not drunk many, dares such and brother show off? 就比如傅雨诗,她要是没喝多,敢这么和哥嘚瑟？ Big can't Little Wang (king) distinguish clearly? 大小王分不清么？ Wang Yan was just blowing awesome at heart, Wittle Pwincess hands over the a bottle beer. 汪言刚在心里吹完牛哔,小公举就递过来一瓶啤酒。 „Do not mount to stick! The late person is first made to drink as a forfeit!” “别黏糊了！迟到的人先罚酒！” „Oh.” “噢。” Wang Yan received the beer, very friendly smiles to everyone. 汪言接过啤酒,很友好的冲着大家笑了笑。 Little Wang first did, elder sister your as one wishes! 小汪先干了,姐姐你们随意！ thump thump fills itself two fiercely, Wang Yan just wants to shrink is small, women all welled up. 咕咚咕咚猛灌两口,汪言正想把自己缩得再小一点,姑娘们全涌过来了。 „Eldest Young Wang, first drinks the alcohol to drown one's sorrows on oneself, has opinion ah to us?” “汪大少,一来就自己喝闷酒,是不是对我们有意见啊？” „To ah! To the opportunity, making elder and younger sisters respect your one cup?” “对啊！给个机会嘛,让姐妹们敬你一杯？” „Boss Wang, I have a program, drinks specially, can look?” “汪老板,我有个节目,特别下酒,要不要看一看？” Oh no! 糟糕！ Rushed in the plate silk hole 闯进盘丝洞了 Doggy trembles at heart, 狗子心里瑟瑟发抖, Was afraid, was also control some being ready to make trouble too Kiel stimulate! Subconscious, about eldest young looks in all directions, soon found Old Han and other two male student. 害怕极了,可是又有些控制不住的蠢蠢欲动太基尔刺激了！下意识的,大少左右四顾,很快找到了老韩和另外两个男生。 Yeah, liberator! 哎嘛,救星！ „Old Han, comes!” “老韩,过来过来！” Wang Yan quickly beckons, however the next second, just rolled the eyes with Old Han of Wang Yan looking at each other smile suddenly, planted neatly. 汪言急忙招手,然而下一秒,刚刚和汪言对视微笑的老韩突然一翻白眼,干脆利落的栽了过去。 His falls down in the Wang Xue bosom, perhaps Brother Dog on letter/believes 要不是他一头栽倒在王雪怀里,说不定狗哥就信了 „pū chī!” “噗嗤！” Flat cannot help smiling, smiles the flowering branch to shiver all over. 平之忍俊不禁,笑得花枝乱颤。 „You shouted that Old Han is useful? Today no one can save you!” “你喊老韩有什么用？今天谁都救不了你！” damn ah, do you compel me to open the big move? 麻蛋啊,你们是不是逼我开大招？ Brother Dog pressed on step by step by one crowd of small mother skins, has been at the edge that is driven beyond the limits of forbearance. 狗哥被一群小娘皮步步紧逼,已经处在忍无可忍的边缘。 Doesn't injure mutually? Come! 不就是互相伤害么？来呀！ „Drinks, but can have a regulation? The type, I respect your one glass of liquor, then looks for games to play, is willing to bet to concede, doesn't become?” “喝酒可以,但是总得有个章程吧？介样,我敬你们每人一杯酒,然后找个游戏玩,接下来愿赌服输,成不？” The women's corps exploded all of a sudden. 娘子军一下子炸了。 „Come!” “来！” „Feared that you are inadequate?” “怕你不成？” „Jimei, kill the dog to eat the meat today, cooked Dog Wang with the old lady!” “集美们,今天杀狗吃肉,跟老娘把汪狗炖了！” The Wang Xue couple who except that does not plan to mix, as well as other two woman and family member, in the room remaining 17 woman all start to be ready to fight. 除了不打算掺和的王雪两口子,以及另外两个姑娘和家属,满屋子里剩下的17个姑娘全都开始摩拳擦掌。 Removes Liu Li again. 哦,再去掉一个刘璃。 30,000 Old Immortal nest in the Wang Yan bosom, eaten smiling, is not blocking, does not participate. 三万老仙窝在汪言怀里,吃吃的笑着,既不拦着,也不参与。 She hugs Wang Yan not to let go in any case stubbornly, is enjoying the rare relief and satisfaction, other, how you like doing how do. 反正她就死死搂着汪言不撒手,享受着难得的安心和满足,其余的,你们爱咋搞咋搞。 That is one pair 16. 那就是一对十六。 Flat, Bear Big, Wittle Pwincess, Biaobiao (prostitute), tigress, N, Li Shengge, not well-known small female junior, female senior and female senior. 平之、熊大、小公举、婊婊、虎妞、n、李笙歌、不知名小学妹、学姐、学姐。 Brother Dog counted the number carefully, only pushed ten. 狗哥仔细数了数,只挤过来十个。 Remaining six really rush ahead location, nearby depressed running up to entertained. 剩下的六个实在抢不上位置,郁闷的跑到一旁去自娱自乐了。 Ten little girls, the issue is not big. 十个妞而已,问题不大。 Brother Dog specially rampant pats the tea table: „What plays? You decide, I accompany!” 狗哥特别嚣张的一拍茶几:“玩什么？你们定,我奉陪！” The people are too many, small elder and younger sisters whispered, difference of opinion fiercely. 人太多,小姐妹们一阵嘀嘀咕咕,意见分歧得厉害。 Finally to finally, the Nawu whole face expects too much reminded them. 结果到最后,还是娜吾满脸恨铁不成钢的点醒了她们。 „Does simply, only looks at luck games ah! Cannot play the brain with Wang Wang, the fellow full belly dirty trick, we add not to play him!” “搞个最简单的、只看运气的游戏啊！和汪汪不能玩脑子,那家伙满肚子坏水,咱们加起来都玩不过他！” „To ah!” “对啊！” little elder sisters is suddenly enlighted, pulls out together turntable decisively. 小姐姐们恍然大悟,果断掏出一块转盘。 „That plays this!” “那就玩这个！” The Brother Dog squint is looking at Nawu, look killing qi is steaming, hates to clench teeth. 狗哥斜眼瞄着娜吾,眼神杀气腾腾的,恨得直咬牙。 Finally smiled 30,000 miserably. 结果把三万笑惨了。 „Did your small cotton-wadded jacket leak the cotton?! Goose goose goose goose goose” “你的小棉袄漏棉花了吧？！鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅” Black heart cotton that not only ah, leaks 岂止啊,漏出来的还是黑心棉呢 Although Brother Dog air/Qi very much, but games was the firm start. 尽管狗哥很气,但游戏还是坚决的开始了。 11 encircled personally, the tea table center empties, displayed that turntable. 十一个人围成一圈,茶几中央清空,摆上了那块转盘。 From Wang Yan, a person transfers one time, the clockwise wheel in the past, changed to anything to look at luck. 从汪言开始,一人转一次,顺时针轮过去,转到什么全看运气。 Then, when Doggy first time moves turntable, everyone is a little dumbfounded. 然后,当狗子第一次拨动转盘,大家就有点傻眼。 „Unscientific ah” “不科学啊” „Faint, what dog's life?!” “晕,什么狗命？！” „Comes up so to be fierce, later definitely backlashes!” “一上来就这么猛,待会儿肯定反噬！” little elder sisters has to wail, has not indignation, has trembling in brief, the imposing manner wiped out 20 instantaneously. 小姐姐们有哀嚎的,有不忿的,有瑟瑟发抖的总之,气势瞬间被打掉20。 „he he he” “嘿嘿嘿” Brother Dog is smiling badly, the look has swept from their faces in turn. 狗哥坏笑着,眼神从她们脸上依次扫过。 Vision everywhere one visit, each woman is troubled. 目光所到之处,每个姑娘都心怀忐忑。 Wang Yan changes , the entire turntable king award assigns the two player willfully, makes the penalty. 汪言转到的,正是整块转盘的国王大奖任意指定两个玩家,做出惩罚。 „A first penalty, must look hits type ah that two can play” “第一次惩罚,得找两个会玩的去打个样啊” Wang Yan pretends to think aloud, actually unceasing brings the pressure with the vision to them, frightens routine of person to play the thief to slide. 汪言假装自言自语,实则不断的用目光给她们施加压力,吓唬人的套路玩得贼溜。 When the might as well was similar, selects the two person. 等到爽得差不多了,唰唰点出两个人。 „Nawu, Flat, you go to stand by the wall, does splits for three minutes to me!” “娜吾,平之,你俩去靠墙站好,给我劈叉三分钟！” „!” “靠！” Lin Weiwei exploded all of a sudden: „This woman wears the skirt, do you make me stand to do splits?!” 林薇薇一下子炸了:“本姑娘穿着裙子,你让我站立劈叉？！” Brother Dog thinks little from the start, returns easely said: „Is pressing with the hand! What's wrong? Hasn't inside put on ah?” 狗哥压根不以为意,悠然回道:“用手压着点呗！咋？里面没穿啊？” Pū! 噗！ Liu Li very insincere smiling spurted, other woman also cannot help smiling covers to be quiet. 刘璃贼不厚道的笑喷了,其余姑娘也忍俊不禁的捂住嘴。 They felt that Lin Weiwei with the same camp, smiling to be not quite good, but really cannot bear 她们感觉林薇薇是跟自己同一阵营的,笑出来不太好,可又实在忍不住 „You! Wait/Etc.!!” “你！等！着！” Lin Weiwei clenches jaws, every single word or phrase squeezes out three characters, then pulls up the skirt swayed, near enraged arriving wall. 林薇薇咬牙切齿,一字一句的挤出三个字,然后一撩裙摆,气冲冲的走到墙边。 The Nawu consciousness arrives hardly is not good, immediately is piteous the plea that lies softly: „Wang Wang, Brother Dog, boss” 娜吾意识到来硬的不行,马上可怜兮兮软趴趴的恳求:“汪汪,狗哥,老板” „How?” “怎么着？” Brother Dog very superficial selects the eyebrow. 狗哥十分轻描淡写的一挑眉。 „I did not divide” “我劈不了” Nawu more becomes tender to sprout/moe, the small hand gathers ten, bows in salute to Wang Yan: „To the face, trading a penalty is good?” 娜吾越发软萌,小手合十,一个劲儿冲汪言作揖:“给点面子,换个惩罚好不好？” Wang Yan startled. 汪言惊了。 „A your Diwu's student, can't a character horse chop?!” “你一个帝舞的学生,一字马都劈不出来？！” Pū! 噗！ 30,000 smiled to spurt, nest in the Wang Yan bosom, vertical position his thigh. 三万又笑喷了,窝在汪言怀里,直拍他大腿。 How fat matter? 怎么肥事？ Wang Yan wonders to lower the head, Liu Li is breathing heavily to ask back: „Do you know that Nawu also does have another nickname? Is teacher gives.” 汪言纳闷低头,刘璃喘着粗气反问:“你知不知道娜吾还有另外一个外号？是老师给起的。” „hā hā hā hā” “哈哈哈哈” Small elder and younger sisters responded, smiled doubles with laughter. 小姐妹们都反应过来了,笑得前仰后合。 Nawu was smiled by them covers the face, wants dead simply. 娜吾被她们笑得捂住脸,简直想死。 Brother Dog is interested greatly, quickly closely examines: „What nickname?” 狗哥大感兴趣,急忙追问:“什么外号？” Everyone responded with one voice, shouted three characters: „Cannot come to a stop!” 大家异口同声的回应,喊出三个字:“站不稳！” Funnily what can't come to a stop to have? 站不稳有什么好笑的？ Wang Yan is wondering, finally recovered consciousness some Liu Li to give the final explanation: 汪言正纳闷着,终于缓过来一些的刘璃给出了最终解释: „ All dance movements that needs the single foot support, Nawu has not stood firm balanced has given the entire clothing/taking teacher finally, is in front of all schoolmates to complain her: Reyi Nawu did your childhood name call unable to come to a stop? “所有需要单脚支撑的舞蹈动作,娜吾从来没有稳住过平衡最后把老师都给整服了,当着全班同学的面吐槽她:热依娜吾你小名叫站不稳吧？ Goose goose goose goose goose ” 鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅” Wang Yan imagined a that picture, where finally understood jokes, therefore, started to accompany everyone to raise the goose together. 汪言想象了一下那个画面,终于明白笑点在哪儿了,于是,开始陪着大家一起养鹅。 In the room filled the cheerful laughter immediately. 房间里顿时充满了欢快的笑声。 Nawu was smiled by everyone at first wants dead, but shortly, she abandoned something as beyond redemption thoroughly. 娜吾最初被大家笑得想死,但是没多久,她就彻底破罐子破摔了。 Proud throwing out the chest, she opens the group to jeer the pattern: „Even if you can the single foot revolving 100 circle be also useful? When takes a bath has not stared at the old lady not to put stubbornly, does the envy result in the eyeball to be red?” 骄傲的一挺胸,她开启群嘲模式:“就算你们能够单脚旋转一百圈又有什么用？洗澡时还不是死死盯着老娘不放,嫉妒得眼珠子通红？” ! 哇！ Today you unexpectedly such just? 今天你居然这么刚的嘛？ Brother Dog was just surprised was less than one second, Nawu instigates. 狗哥刚惊讶了不到一秒钟,娜吾就怂了。 „aiyo! Oh don't, don't, don't! elder sister I am wrong!” “哎哟！嗳别别别！姐姐们我错啦！” Large unit helter-skelter puts up her to the wall near, broke off character horse Tie to arrive on the wall her forcefully. 大部队七手八脚的把她架到墙边,硬生生把她掰成一字马贴到了墙上。 The surface presses toward the wall 呃,面朝墙壁按上去的 In the room reverberates is killing the pig cry: „Light point, exploded lightly crowded exploded Sister Weiwei crowded, saved a life ah!” 满屋子里都回荡着杀猪般的叫声:“轻点轻点,挤爆了挤爆了薇薇姐,救命啊！” Lin Weiwei is pressing the skirt diligently, the snow white big long leg straight vertical stroke by the face, curling the lip of very disdains. 林薇薇努力压着裙子,雪白的大长腿笔直的竖在脸旁,十分不屑的撇了撇嘴。 „This!” “该！” In front of my Flat Lin to taunt everyone chest to be small, but also counted on that I do save you? 当着我林平之的面嘲讽大家胸小,还指望我救你？ Wears the long skirt is not really convenient, the old lady steps on explodes your pride! 要不是穿着长裙实在不方便,老娘一踩爆你的骄傲！ Brother Dog looks that they fall in love with that kills, smiling was about to pull out. 狗哥看着她们相爱相杀的这一幕,笑得快抽了。 When women patted enough the video, when enough hand addiction, coming back of panting, the stance that he recovery sat respectfully, installed with resemble personally 等到姑娘们拍够了视频,过够了手瘾,气喘吁吁的回来时,他又恢复正襟危坐的姿态,装得跟个人似的 „Beautiful women, continue?” “美女们,继续么？” „Naturally! Bullies our sisters to run? Wait and see you!” “当然！欺负完我们姐妹就想跑？等着瞧吧你！” They still dared to clamor, tidies up evidently lightly. 她们仍然敢于叫嚣,看样子还是收拾得轻。 Fu Yushi anxious rubbing hands, holds down the turntable middle button, good long while does not let go. 傅雨诗紧张的搓搓手,按住转盘中间的按钮,好半天都不撒手。 However and has no egg to use. 然而并没有什么卵用。 Pulls out to one directly „does three cups continually”, the Wittle Pwincess' face was mad red. 直接抽到一个“连干三杯”,小公举的脸都气红了。 „What broken luck!” “什么破运气！” Brother Dog titter is pouring the liquor to her, soon is full overflows the rim, that called one to sympathize. 狗哥偷笑着给她倒酒,满得快要溢出杯口,那叫一个体贴。 „Dog you!” “狗吧你就！” Wittle Pwincess shows the whites of the eyes, air/Qi the start of hū hū to drink, one, two and three, belch 小公举翻个白眼,气呼呼的开始喝酒,一、二、三,嗝 Almost knocks down directly. 差点直接撂倒。 Next is being ready to fight Lin Weiwei, looks angrily at Wang Yan, the mouth mumbles 下一个是摩拳擦掌的林薇薇,怒视汪言,嘴里念念有词 „Blows to the bottle”. “对瓶吹”。 Lu Yuanyuan, „shouts three me is dummy”. 卢媛媛,“大喊三声我是傻哔”。 Biaobiao (prostitute), „performance sends show”. 婊婊,“表演发骚”。 Round of games in the past, women entire was scared, always gentle Li Shengge exploded the swearing. 一轮游戏过去,姑娘们全傻眼了,一向文静的李笙歌都爆了粗口。 „Can mother, such odd ah?” “妈的,要不要这么离谱啊？” Everyone transferred, or the autonomy, either injures mutually, only Wang Yan trifling thing does not have. 所有人都转了一遍,要么自残,要么互相伤害,唯独汪言屁事儿没有。 When second turns games to start, Doggy leisurely presses conveniently, when according to having a king jurisdiction, women disperses instantly. 等到第二轮游戏开始,狗子悠哉悠哉的随手一按,又按出一个国王权限时,姑娘们一哄而散。 „Does not play does not play!” “不玩了不玩了！” „Does not have the meaning, sang!” “没意思,唱歌唱歌！” „Also sang anything to sing, opened directly in a big way!” “还唱什么唱,直接开大吧！” Yo, really has big move of ah? 哟,真有大招啊？ Wang Yan inquired Liu Li with the look, little elder sister helpless smiling, spread out the hand to them. 汪言拿眼神询问刘璃,小姐姐无奈的笑着,冲她们摊开了手。 „To make makes! Suffers a loss in any case do not ask me to cry.” “想闹就闹呗！反正吃了亏别找我哭。” „! Will we suffer a loss?” “嘁！我们会吃亏？” Biaobiao (prostitute) became is in high spirits suddenly, making Wang Yan curious. 婊婊突然间变得神采飞扬,让汪言好奇极了。 Has not made him wait for a long time, Biaobiao (prostitute) issues the challenge to him quickly: „Wang Wang, our independent p! You lost, drinks three glasses of liquor, sang a love song of vindicating to me again, I lost, danced a special dance to you, dares to play?” 没让他久等,婊婊很快向他发出挑战:“汪汪,咱俩单独p！你输了,喝三杯酒,再给我唱一首表白的情歌,我输了,给你跳一支特殊的舞,敢不敢玩？” Oh! 噢！ The birthday did a row of dance, move to today on that day came? 生日那天排的舞,挪到今天来了是吧？ The type challenges the young master all comes are welcome, the more the better! 介种挑战小爷来者不拒,多多益善！ Wang Yan full of enthusiasm meeting incurs: „What plays?” 汪言兴致勃勃的接招:“玩什么？” „Dice, points many victories, a game decides the victory and defeat!” “骰子吧,点数多的胜,一局定胜负！” „! You feared that does not know what is Luck Sovereign!” “呵！你怕是不知道什么叫欧皇！” Taking up dice cup that Wang Yan disdains, being selective picks five grains of dices to put, the movement is very unfamiliar. 汪言十分不屑的拿起骰盅,精挑细选的捡出五粒骰子放进去,动作十分生疏。 But Biaobiao (prostitute) takes up the dice cup single-handed, pā pā pā one delimits in the desktop, these dices seem like her to raise, the little darling keeps turning in the dice cup. 而婊婊单手抄起骰盅,啪啪啪在桌面一顿划拉,那些骰子好像是她养的,乖乖在骰盅里转个不停。 fuck, this is a expert! 卧槽,这是高手！ Brother Dog trembles at heart, the hand shakes, finally starts out 1, 2, 3, altogether 11 point. 狗哥心里一哆嗦,手一抖,最后开出个一二三,总共才十一点。 Mother, must lose! 妈耶,要输！ Luck Sovereign Halo could not rescue my smelly hand 欧皇光环都救不了我这臭手了 The Brother Dog corner of the eye tics, glanced Biaobiao (prostitute) one secretly, finally the discovery, her corners of the mouth are also actually ticking. 狗哥眼角一抽抽,偷偷瞟了婊婊一眼,结果却发现,她的嘴角也在抽抽。 Nawu Yuanyuan they are delighted beyond measure, there clamored crazily: „Then looked how you lose!” 娜吾媛媛她们都喜不自胜,在那儿疯狂叫嚣:“这下看你怎么输！” In comparison, the main performance is quite tranquil 相比之下,正主的表现好平静哦 Has not waited for Wang Yan to ponder over to understand, Biaobiao (prostitute) is pursing the lips to open the dice cup, five grains of dices, respectively are 1~2 four, only won a Wang Yan point. 没等汪言琢磨明白,婊婊抿着嘴揭开骰盅,五粒骰子,分别是一二四,只赢了汪言一点。 Nawu was happy, fled all of a sudden: „Drinks, drinks!” 娜吾开心极了,一下子窜过来:“喝酒,喝酒！” Other woman also create a disturbance: „Sang, sings!” 其余姑娘也起哄:“唱歌,唱歌！” Only Biaobiao (prostitute) is not happy, small look hidden bitterness. 唯独婊婊不怎么开心,小眼神幽怨极了。 Brother Dog is suddenly enlighted finally: My goodness, the sentiment you want to dance the sensuous dance to brother, pulls up brother one ruthlessly?! 狗哥终于恍然大悟:好家伙,感情你就是想给哥跳艳舞,撩哥一下狠的？！ Had others discovered that Wang Yan does not know, 30,000 was smiles in any case miserably. 别人发没发现汪言不知道,反正三万是笑惨了。 „Gives Biaobiao (prostitute) to sing the love song quickly, I must record!” “快去给婊婊唱情歌,我要录像！” Wang Yan braces oneself does three glasses of beer to drink continually does not take time, sings the love song really to make one have a headache. 汪言硬着头皮连干三杯啤酒喝酒不费事,唱情歌真是令人头疼。 Empty boasting does not touch on slightly to have no way to sing, other, I not sang rotten song, which? 浮夸不沾边没法唱,其余的,我唱得不那么烂的歌,还有哪些呢？ „Some” character uses to inflate very much. “些”字用得就很膨胀。 Finally Eldest Young Wang good to ponder over, feels similarly, therefore clenches teeth, let loose directly. 结果汪大少好一阵琢磨,感觉都差不离,于是一咬牙,直接放开了自我。 „Loves my other elbow, gives to beautiful Ms. He Luoluo!” “一首爱我别肘,送给美丽的何荦荦女士！” Just the report ended the song name, women smiles to lie half. 刚报完歌名,姑娘们就笑趴了一半。 Biaobiao (prostitute) air/Qi clenches teeth: „You sang well, cannot do strangely!” 婊婊气得直咬牙:“你好好唱,不许搞怪！” Brother Dog makes faces to her. 狗哥冲她做了个鬼脸。 I also want to sing ah well, but the strength does not permit ah! 我也想好好唱啊,可是实力不允许啊！ The prelude walks, Brother Dog opens the mouth according to the most orthodox tonality. 前奏走完,狗哥按照自己心里最正统的音调开了口。 „I arrived at this time to be the same, night lonely was been easily sad” “我到了这个时候还是一样,夜里的寂寞容易叫人悲伤” „Oh!” “哇哦！” women exudes one to call out in alarm, the expression a little stares blankly. 姑娘们发出一声惊呼,表情都有点发怔。 Wang Yan wonders strangely, but does not have the time to ponder over, the thoughts tight following melody, sang slowly. 汪言怪纳闷的,不过没时间琢磨,心思紧紧的跟着旋律,慢慢唱了下去。 „Likes me not walking, if your suo, you do not like me do not hear you really saying that gives me again gently” “爱我别走,如果你嗦,你不爱我不要听见你真的说出口,再给我一点温柔” The vice- song comes out, Biaobiao (prostitute) sudden both hands hold the face, foolish smiling, looks that the Wang Yan eyeball could not pull out. 副歌一出来,婊婊突然双手捧住脸,痴痴傻傻的笑着,看着汪言眼珠子都拔不出来了。 Other women are also various types calls out in alarm. 其余的姑娘们也是各种惊呼。 „Of pleasant to hear!” “好听！” „Day, false?” “天呐,假的吧？” „Who said that Doggy did sing awfully?” “谁说狗子唱歌要命的？” „, Is truly good the feeling!” “确实要命,好有感觉哦！” Entire sang, women applauded crazily, good scream. 整首歌唱完,姑娘们疯狂鼓掌,好一阵尖叫。 „Brother Dog so handsome!” “狗哥好帅！” Liu Li and Lin Weiwei surprised is staring at him, full forehead question mark. 刘璃、林薇薇则是惊讶的盯着他,满脑门问号。 „Therefore you did sing intentionally chop to tease us to play?” “所以原来你都是故意唱劈逗我们玩呗？” The Lin Weiwei's expression is very bad, the finger touched the Wang Yan's waist. 林薇薇的表情十分不善,手指摸上了汪言的腰。 Is ambiguous of unambiguous which family/home two hand fingers pinches others soft meat ah? 一点也不暧昧谁家的暧昧是两根手指头掐人家软肉啊？ Brother Dog understood. 狗哥懂了。 Evidently, did this time I sing very well?! 看样子,这次我唱得很好？！ The Immortal Among Wine Drunken Song special effect has been opening. 酒中仙醉歌的特效是一直开着的。 When the liquor to three points and feeling of being drunk are slightly drunk, you can sing the transmission mood 酒至三分、醉意微醺时,你可以在歌唱中传达情绪 However the expression of mood is not equal to the tonality being correct, Wang Yan's lacks musical sense is inborn, this matter he himself very has the bi number. 但是情绪的表达并不等于音调正确,汪言的五音不全是天生的,这事儿他自己心里贼有哔数。 Therefore 所以 Was the artist promoted my talent, improved the condition of lacking musical sense? 是艺术家提升了我的天赋,改善了五音不全的状况？ Artist 艺术家 one-time use special card piece 一次性特殊卡片 Use: You have two choices 使用:你有两种选择 One: Activates your artistic talent, comprehensively promotes your aesthetic ability and artistic creation ability, including but not limited to, writing, language, drawing, music, film and television, clothing wait/etc classifications 一:激活你的艺术天赋,全面提升你的审美能力和艺术创作能力,包括但不限于文字、语言、绘画、音乐、影视、服装等等分类 At that time Wang Yan chose the effect one, activated the artistic talent. 当时汪言选择了效果一,激活艺术天赋。 Later not useful, therefore regarding the actual result, he is not clear. 之后也没怎么用得上,所以对于实际效果,他并不清楚。 It looks like from today's this song, at least lacked musical sense to be corrected, the range was also expanded probably much, the treble bass sang not strenuously. 从今天这首歌看来,最起码五音不全是被纠正过来了,音域好像也被拓宽了不少,高音低音唱得都不吃力。 Then in other words 那么也就是说 From now, the young master was I also the Song God embryo?! 从此以后,小爷我也是个歌神的胚子了？！ To understand this point, Eldest Young Wang was happy. 想明白了这一点,汪大少开心极了。 Carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow to Lin Weiwei, show off said: „ Do you know that what is called a scholar who has been away for three days, when holds in high esteem? 冲着林薇薇挑挑眉,嘚瑟道:“你知不知道什么叫做士别三日当刮目相看？ I practice diligently, to show to everyone: I, Wealthy Wang, can achieve any me thing that wants to achieve! 我那么努力的练习,就是为了向所有人证明:我,汪富贵,可以做到任何我想要做到的事！ The genius world you do not understand! ” 天才的世界你不懂啦嗷！” Lin Weiwei added two force components with clenched jaws, grins to sneer. 林薇薇咬牙切齿的加了两分力,咧嘴冷笑。 „The genius world I truly do not understand, I only know, show off must come under attack!” “天才的世界我确实不懂,我只知道,嘚瑟就要挨打！” Future Song God genius woof was hit a temperament not to have by her, put out a hand to hold in the arms her waist decisively. 未来的歌神天才汪被她打得一点脾气都没有,果断伸手搂住了她的腰。 The small slender waist, one foot seven possibly, no flab, under is the solid muscle, actually does not damage the smoothness of skin surface. 小细腰,一尺七可能都不到,没有一丝赘肉,底下全是结实的肌肉,却丝毫不损皮肤表面的光滑。 What others put on is the small undershirt adds the long skirt, what talent did a Wang Yan palm of the hand touch to inside directly goes to is?! 人家穿的是小衫加长裙,汪言一巴掌直接摸到里面去了介是一种什么天赋？！ Hiss, sugoi! 嘶、嘶阔以！ Lin Weiwei was touched all of a sudden dumbfounded. 林薇薇一下子被摸傻眼了。 Other girl cries out is starting to create a disturbance, Liu Li has not been angry, mindless hā hā smiles. 别的妹子嗷嗷叫唤着开始起哄,刘璃也没生气,没心没肺的哈哈直笑。 Immortal Among Wine Drunken Fist 酒中仙醉拳 Permanent skill 永久技能 Description: Snakeskin Pathing, pulling in with the left, groping with the right 描述:蛇皮走位,左掏右摸 You in the behavior that on the liquor field is surrounded by beautiful women, will not cause the repugnance of girl 你在酒场上左拥右抱的行为,不会引起妹子的反感 Doggy hooligan skill, can always use the place. 狗子一身的流氓技能,总能用到正地方。 The critical moment, a palm of the hand pressed dead the Lin Weiwei's rampant arrogance. 关键时刻,一巴掌就按死了林薇薇的嚣张气焰。 Then, he is maintaining the posture of being surrounded by beautiful women, turns upwards a foot to step the tea table edge, rampant asking: „Who next is?” 接下来,他保持着左拥右抱的姿势,翘起一只脚踩住茶几沿,嚣张至极的问:“下一个是谁？” After playing hi, this stance will not annoy the person to be repugnant, instead performed flies upwards obviously. 玩嗨了之后,这种姿态并不会惹人反感,反而尽显飞扬。 Nawu suppressed a long time vigor in the one side, hears word quickly raised hand: „My my I!” 娜吾在一旁憋了老半天的劲儿,闻言急忙举手:“我我我！” „What plays?” “玩什么？” „rock-paper-scissors! Three games two not, five games of three victories!” “猜拳！三局两不,五局三胜！” „Ok, how to punish?” “行,怎么罚？” „You lost went to do splits for three minutes to the lower part of wall there to me!” “你输了去给我到墙根那儿劈叉三分钟！” A Nawu opens the mouth, tempo that is to make dies greatly. 娜吾一开口,就是要作大死的节奏。 girls smiled insanely, but the Brother Dog face chromosphere was infertile. 妹子们笑疯了,而狗哥的脸色球瘠薄黑。 „The structures of our man and you are different! We have external, did not divide” “我们男人的构造和你不一样！我们有外挂,劈不了” „Continent continent! The continent continent you get up!” “洲洲！洲洲你起来一下！” Wang Yan just argued half, a Nawu throat shouts Han Luzhou. 汪言刚刚辩解到一半,娜吾一嗓子把韩陆洲喊起来了。 Old Han was practicing dirty tricks with Wang Xue a moment ago, from the start did not know had anything, confused setting out, turns the head to look to Nawu. 老韩刚才正和王雪搞小动作,压根不晓得发生了什么,迷茫的起身,转头看向娜吾。 „How Rere?” “怎么了热热？” Nawu raises up the index finger, referred to upward: „Comes a character to tread upwards!” 娜吾竖起食指,往上指了指:“来个一字朝天蹬！” Why although does not understand, but the uphold right leg of Old Han or as one wishes, chops the top of the head directly, steady is standing. 虽然不明白为什么,但老韩还是随意的抬起右腿,直接劈到头顶,稳稳的站着。 damn, is simple like eating meal to drink water. 麻蛋,简单得就像吃饭喝水。 Nawu happily turns head, stimulate Wang Yan: „Your men can do splits!” 娜吾得意回头,刺激汪言:“你们男人能劈叉！” The Wang Yan's corners of the mouth tic, struggles forcefully: „I really am different I to be big!” 汪言的嘴角直抽抽,强行挣扎:“我真不一样我大！” „Oh” “喔” girls voices meaningful opinions, simultaneously looks to 30,000, good to wink. 妹子们发出一声意味深长的感叹,齐齐望向三万,好一阵挤眉弄眼。 Little Colored Glaze was smiled the face to be red by them, gave a Doggy palm of the hand: „Proper!” 小琉璃被她们笑得脸都红了,给了狗子一巴掌:“正经点！” Proper your husband must rip the hip again 再正经你老公就要去撕胯了 Wang Yan is just about to try to find the solution again, the Nawu expression suddenly changes, becomes not only danger and excited. 汪言正要再想办法,娜吾的表情突然一变,变得既危险又兴奋。 „I trade a penalty to you, if you lost, makes Liu Li go to the bathroom to help you measure to have Dodd ah, announced in the presence of everyone!” “那我给你换个惩罚要是你输了,就让刘璃去卫生间帮你量一下到底有多德啊,当众公布！” Pū! 噗！ A Eldest Young Wang dog blood spurts on the ceiling, was startled greatly dull, lay a big trough. 汪大少一口狗血喷到天花板上,惊了个大呆,卧了个大槽。 Reyi Nawu, you may really be talent who treads the horse! 热依娜吾,你可真是个踏马的人才！ Hē an adulterated liquor, can ascend the sky? 喝点假酒,要上天了是吧？ „Oh!” “哇噢！”