next day in the morning, parents uncle Aunt big brother looks at the change of three mountains, dumbfounded good long while, held their palms together suddenly. 第二天早上,爹妈大伯大哥大嫂看着三山的变化,目瞪口呆了好半天,突然双手合十。 „Ancestor manifests a spirit ah!” “祖宗显灵啊！” Brother Dog covers to be quiet quietly, the shoulder pulls out smiles stuffily. 狗哥悄悄捂住嘴,肩膀一抽一抽的闷笑起来。 Do not do obeisance, difference generation...... 别拜了,差辈了…… The group are examining everywhere, felt the earth-shaking change. 一行人随处查看着,感觉到了翻天覆地般的变化。 Mouth of Hushan Reservoir in the spout of huu haa huu haa purest spring water. 虎山水库的泉眼正在呼哧呼哧的喷涌着最纯正的山泉水。 Because although the time is too short, spring water at this moment was still not top, was that chilly vitality, has been changing anything quietly. 尽管由于时间太短,此刻的山泉水仍然不算顶级,可是那种清冽的生命力,已经在悄无声息的改变着什么。 The Little Yue Mountain two spring, is sealed up by the workers temporarily. 小月山的两个泉眼,被工人们临时封住了。 The engineers of contractor jubilant reported good news: „Chief Wang, the day falls auspicious omen ah! Last night earthquake shook a hot spring!” 施工方的工程师喜气洋洋的来报喜:“汪总,天降祥瑞啊！昨夜的地震震出一眼温泉！” Superstitious biological mother and big aunt whispered the ancestor to manifest a spirit, while impatient looked at the scene. 迷信的亲妈和大伯母一边嘀咕着祖宗显灵,一边迫不及待的去看了现场。 Comes back on biting off draws Wang Dayuan to tell: „His father, this matter we must keep secret!” 回来就神经兮兮的拉着汪大元吩咐:“他爹,这事儿咱们得保密！” „Does not use.” “不用。” Wang Yan cannot help laughing: „Do not go deliberately to propagandize is good.” 汪言哑然失笑:“别去刻意宣传就好了。” The biological mother was a little tense, many years of small farmer thought leadership behaviors, as can be appreciated. 亲妈有点过于紧张了,多年的小农思想主导行为,可以理解。 However Wang Yan is not the extent that overcautiously. 但是汪言不至于如此谨小慎微。 A hot spring, the home feared that does not have several 100,000 eyes, necessity that has not intentionally concealed. 一眼温泉而已,国内怕不是有几十万眼,没有刻意隐瞒的必要。 Only if takes the water analysis specially, then report uncombed hair on a grand scale, otherwise some people will not care. 除非是特意去做水质检测,然后把报告大张旗鼓的乱发,否则根本不会有人在乎。 Various types of real false hot spring mountain manor seas went, dares to blow is hanging „imperial family” and „the top famous pond” sign, what ah is the Wang Family village? 各种真的假的温泉山庄海了去了,敢吹的都挂着“皇家御用”、“顶级名池”的牌子,汪家庄算什么啊？ Since the name is passing one share rich rustic. 打从名字里就透着一股子浓郁的土气。 Therefore...... should give mountain manor to give an official name ah? 所以……是不是该给山庄起一个正式的名字了啊？ Wang Yan then asked the father: „Father, my Zhuangzi names, do you think to be good?” 汪言回头问父亲:“爸,咱家庄子叫什么名字,你想好没有？” „Where I will do this!” “我哪儿会干这个！” Wang Dayuan quickly beckons with the hand: „Your name is...... you who I suppress with great difficulty gets up, you get up!” 汪大元急忙摆手:“你的名字都是我好不容易才憋出来的……你起,你起！” The first time, in the Brother Dog heart floats off the two character: harem. 第一时间,狗哥心中浮起两个字:后宫。 ah pēi pēi! 啊呸呸！ Too crazy was too crazy, under the biological father biological mother eyes hide open harem, feared that doesn't want dead? 太狂了太狂了,在亲爹亲妈眼皮子底下开后宫,怕不是想死？ Or, called destiny mountain manor? 要不,叫天命山庄？ It is not good, was too big. 不行不行,太大了。 The destiny two character makes the company famous metropolis to be a little crazy, but is also passable, made name of residence to overstep. 天命两个字做公司名都有点狂,不过也还说得过去,做居所的名字那就太逾越了。 Besides Wang Yan, who can also be able to blow this name? 除了汪言,谁还能镇得住这种名字？ When the time comes feared parents grandmother lives irritably. 到时候就怕爹妈奶奶住着别扭。 Is pondering over, big brother Wang Xue directs the landscape suddenly: „Yanzi, you look at our topography, left has cyan dragon and center to hold the water, is just right for the pattern of my ancestral grave, might as well call white tiger mountain manor?” 正琢磨着,大哥汪学突然指点江山:“言子,你看咱这地势,左有青龙、中央抱水,正合着咱家祖坟的格局,不如就叫白虎山庄？” „Pū!” “噗！” Eldest Young Wang has not really borne, spurts. 汪大少实在没忍住,喷了。 White tiger mountain manor? 白虎山庄？ Rather is really a wizard...... 宁可真是一个鬼才…… In the Wang Yan mind floats off suddenly one skewer of picture —— 汪言脑海里突然浮起一串画面—— One group of female guests come with admiration, got down the helicopter outside aircraft parking area, but also without seeing the mountain manor main entrance starts chirp. 一群女宾慕名而来,在外面的停机坪下了直升机,还没看到山庄正门就开始叽叽喳喳。 Raised the head to the entrance, startled. 到门口一抬头,惊了。 „Yo, is good the imposing manner the character!” “哟,好有气势的字！” „White tiger mountain manor? Very has the imposing manner, but killing qi a little heavy ah......” “白虎山庄？是挺有气势的,不过杀气有点重啊……” „Was xī xī, a little devil's lair that taste?” “嘻嘻,是不是有点魔窟那味儿了？” „Right! The Great Demon King Wealthy Wang taboo " " the institute, goes quickly, Wealthy in the hot spring secret room you were caught!” “对对！大魔王汪富贵的禁忌「」之所,快去吧,富贵儿就在温泉密室里等你落网呢！” „Really? I may wait for ah!” “真的？那我可等着了啊！” Going of xī xī hā hā soaks the hot spring, happy rests to relax, two days later one looks in a mirror, whole person ignorant bi...... 嘻嘻哈哈的进去泡温泉,开开心心的休憩放松,两天之后一照镜子,整个人懵哔了…… aiya fuck! 哎呀卧槽！ How was sister bare?! 姐咋秃了？！ Bashful and quietly mew mew asking companion: „Oh, don't you only have up?” 羞答答、悄咪咪的问同伴:“嗳,你光没光？” „Thin fell, thick hasn't fallen...... you?” “细的掉了,粗的没掉……你呢？” „I...... I fortunately......” “我……我就还好……” „You are not right! Do not move, come, has a look to sister!” “你不对！别动,来,给姐看看！” Then is a large-scale society dead scene. 接下来就是一幕大型社死现场。 Is crying the sad embarrassed ashamed time, remembers the mountain manor entrance is hanging the sign suddenly, the white tiger mountain manor four large characters seem a killing qi steaming shaving roughing, has indicated at this moment. 正哭得伤心难堪羞耻的时候,突然间想起山庄门口挂着的牌子,白虎山庄四个大字好似一把杀气腾腾的剃毛刀,早已经预示了此刻。 Immediately is suddenly enlighted. 顿时恍然大悟。 After going back, one passes on ten and ten to pass on hundred. 回去以后一传十、十传百。 „I spoke ah to you, Wang Yan that person of clever hooligan......” “我跟你们讲啊,汪言那人贼流氓……” Do I tread the horse to be injust ah?! 我踏马冤不冤啊？！ Brother Dog quickly scatters the picture in mind, was shattered Wang Xue to try to become geomancy greatly wet reading to think firmly. 狗哥急忙驱散脑海里的画面,坚决破灭了汪学试图成为风水大湿的念想。 „big brother you stop quickly, you are not that brick, letter/believes my, is blind the name definitely to have the disaster of blood light!” “大哥你快打住吧,你不是那块料,信我的,瞎起名字绝对有血光之灾！” Wang Xue also a little refuses to accept: „Amn't I good? In the past cultivated/repaired the grave to grandfather is I goes!” 汪学还有点不服:“我咋不行嘞？往年给爷爷修坟都是我去的！” How to can have left ancestral grave? 怎么还离不开祖坟这茬儿了呢？ The Brother Dog big feeling headache, really did not know how should make them give up „ancestor manifesting a spirit” this game of pet phrase. 狗哥大感头疼,真不晓得该怎么让他们放弃“祖宗显灵”这局口头禅了。 Then was pestered endlessly by biological mother uncle Aunt mother good long while, Wang Yan gives up the present discussing an idea of name finally. 接下来又被亲娘亲伯母亲大嫂胡搅蛮缠好半天,汪言终于放弃了现在就商量出一个名字的想法。 Puts aside, reconsiders! 搁置,再议！ Fools around together one in the mountain in the morning, processes the matter that should arrange, at noon, Wang Yan unexpectedly received the He Meng's call. 在山里厮混一上午,把该安排下去的事情都处理好,中午的时候,汪言突然接到了何梦的电话。 „Did old schoolmate, how go home not to greet?” “老同学,回家了怎么都不打个招呼？” Brother Dog not polite: „Did I call you to do?” 狗哥没客气:“我招呼你干嘛？” „Returns to hometown rarely a time, does not ask the old schoolmates gathering, was equal to that the brocade clothes travels by night, that is regrettable! Come, the stage built to you, manifested a presence quickly!” “难得回一次家乡,不找老同学们聚一聚,等于是锦衣夜行,那多遗憾呀！来嘛,舞台都给你搭好了,快来显圣！” He Meng met, a few words Brother Dog provoking, a dust secular heart pruritus are hard to take. 何梦太会了,一句话就把狗哥给撩拨起来,一颗尘世俗心瘙痒难耐。 Is acting cool a how joyful matter? 装逼是一件多么快乐的事？ However, summon one crowd of set-off on a grand scale, the hard attire, too does not conform to brother temperament forcefully. 但是吧,大张旗鼓的召唤一群陪衬,强行硬装,太不符合哥的气质。 However you asked me to go on own initiative......, did not go not well! 然而你们主动请我去……嗯,不去不好！ Yeah, schoolmate should, gather? 哎,同学一场,是该聚聚哈？ Brother Dog had the thoughts, but also wants to stretch, therefore on the mental fission: „Did you call me to go to me to go? Whose ah?” 狗哥动了心思,但是还想绷一绷,于是就精神分裂了:“你叫我去我就去？都有谁啊？” „hā hā hā ~ ~ ~” “哈哈哈~~~” He Meng cheerful smiling, because finally won Wang Yan one small game, but happy. 何梦欢快的笑着,因为终于赢了汪言一小局而开心得不行。 „We in Emgrand, quickly come! 51 vacations were too boring, never expected that you will come back, now is all counting on you are happy!” “我们在帝豪,快来哟！五一假期太无聊了,没想到你会回来,现在全指望着你开心呢！” Seeks happily with me? 拿我寻开心？ Brother Dog was uncomfortable. 狗哥不爽了。 Thinks, he complied: „Ok, the room number issues me.” 想了想,他应了下来:“行吧,房间号发给我。” Waits to receive the room number, he retransmitted immediately gave younger female maternal cousin Zhang Yao, and enclosed voice. 等收到房间号,他马上转发给了表妹张瑶,并且附上一段语音。 „sis ah, brother came back, in the evening goes to the home to see little aunt.” “妹啊,哥回来了,晚上去家里看望小姨。” Zhang Yao:??? 张瑶:？？？ „Looked that what relations my mother and do send Room Emgrand to me?” “看我妈和给我发帝豪号有什么关系？” The small head of young woman, is completely ignorant. 小姑娘的小脑瓜,完全是懵的。 Quick, good big brother to give her a very reasonable explanation. 很快,好大哥给了她一个十分合理的解释。 „I gave me dearest younger sister to prepare several kilograms exercises, you retransmitted the room number to He Xiaolu, I gave you exercise quietly, otherwise gave me directly little aunt.” “我给我最亲爱的妹妹准备了几公斤练习题,你把房间号转发给何小鹿,我就悄悄把习题交给你,不然直接交给我小姨。” Zhang Yao:!!! 张瑶:！！！ Are you a person?! 你是人吗？！ ah?! 啊？！ Zhang Yao angry changed to the Wang Yan's WeChat note „from wrong behavior Wang Er'gou”. 张瑶愤怒的把汪言的微信备注改成了“从不当人汪二狗”。 After 30 seconds, she gives big brother to send the shiba inu expression that is sticking out one's tongue to flatter to laugh foolishly, then sends a WeChat screenshot. 30秒钟之后,她给好大哥发去一张吐着舌头讨好傻笑的柴犬表情,然后又发去一张微信截图。 The content with the contact surface that He Xiaolu chatted. 内容是与何小鹿聊天的界面。 Yao: „Told you on the quiet a big secret! My brother comes back!” 瑶:“悄悄告诉你一个大秘密！我哥回来啦！” little fairy maiden: „Really dá?!” 小仙女:“真哒？！” Yao: „Check points at .JPG” 瑶:“勾手指.JPG” little fairy maiden sends out a red package to you. 小仙女向您发出一个红包。 Yao: „Clever! The Emgrand 404 theater boxes, the bureau of your Group sister, do not sell me!” 瑶:“乖！帝豪404包厢,你姐的局,千万别卖我！” little fairy maiden: „Receives! mua! Loves you, husband's younger sister!” 小仙女:“收到！mua！爱你哟,小姑子！” ...... …… Wang Yan was silent. 汪言沉默了。 After my sis this person of previous set of person , does one set, about jump the skill that resells repeatedly to learn from whom horizontally? 我妹这人前一套人后一套,左右横跳反复倒卖的本事都是跟谁学的？ Does not educate easy long crooked ah...... 再不教育容易长歪啊…… Ok, younger sister was big, when brother does not facilitate the manages, is the exercise to little aunt, making her worry...... 算了,妹妹大了,当哥的不方便管,还是把习题给小姨,让她多操点心吧…… Very difficult makes the decision, Brother Dog sighs for own goodness. 十分艰难的做出决定,狗哥为自己的善良叹了口气。