„boss, do we walk the flow?” “老板,咱们走流程？” Puts on Youcai (Rich) that puts on despicable airs to come up the instruction. 穿得人模狗样的有财上来请示。 „Walks, gets rid of all unnecessary things!” “走个屁,一切从简！” Eldest Young Wang exudes an intermittent ominous premonition at heart, overthrows the beforehand plan decisively. 汪大少心里泛起一阵阵不祥的预感,果断推翻之前的预案。 Youcai (Rich) was ignorant: „Conforms to simplicity? Eh, how since?” 有财懵了:“从简？额,怎么从？” „Free activity!” “自由活动！” Four characters, a blade, inserts in the Youcai (Rich) chest probably. 四个字,好像一把刀,插在有财胸膛。 He looks to boss ae, small and weakly and is also pitifully , no use. 他望向上司ae,可怜、弱小、又无助。 What ghost ahhhhh is the free activity?! 自由活动是个什么鬼啊啊啊？！ Bystanders possibly, a preparation of formal banquet complex, especially related to stars and rich and powerful people. 外人可能不懂,一场正式宴会的筹办有多复杂,尤其涉及到明星和富豪。 Cites a simplest example, can't you make these stars push enter the arena together? 举个最简单的例子,你不能让那些明星挤一块进场吧？ Then, who first after ? 那么,谁先谁后？ Who receives whom? 谁接待谁？ How to arrange location? 怎么安排位置？ When does Master appear? 主人什么时候出现？ , Banquet Master must with the heavyweight guest one by one meeting, accept opposite party's blessing reasonably, how then the new issue did come...... to schedule the time? 按理来讲,宴会主人要和重量级来宾一一会面,接受对方的祝福,那么新问题又来了……怎么安排时间？ Specially high-end banquet, the exchanging greetings time of Master and each heavyweight guest even precisely to second. 特别高端的宴会,主人和每位重量级来宾的寒暄时间甚至会精确到秒。 Almost such that develops like the show, Master and secretary of state chatting 1 minute 30 seconds, the obvious temporary separation, parliament member pinches the time to the entrance at this time, Master is going forward, the opening next round talked nonsense idly, but the state congressmen continued a row of number. 差不多就像美剧里演的那样,主人和国务卿闲聊1分30秒,心照不宣的暂别,此时国会议员掐着时间到门口,主人上前,开启下一轮闲扯淡,而州议员继续排号。 Sounds a little funny, a little decayed a little dregs, but actually has the practical significance. 听起来有点搞笑,有点腐朽有点糟粕,但其实是有实际意义的。 If not arrange ahead of time, the two heavyweight honored guest also arrives, whom Master receives to neglect who? 如果不提前安排好,两个重量级嘉宾同时到场,主人接待谁忽略谁？ Fine criminal. 要得罪人的。 Once control not good tempo, the heavyweight guest to huddle together the appearance, cannot receive, will be in great confusion, finally money spent to finish no one to satisfy. 一旦控制不好节奏,重量级宾客扎堆到场,接待不过来,就会乱成一团,结果钱花了却没人满意。 Does the large-scale evening banquet, the request to the organizer is quite actually high, general upstart rich entire is not sincerely clear. 搞大型晚宴,对举办者的要求其实相当高,一般的暴发户真心整不明白。 Only then most outstanding majordomo team can comb in good order the entire flow, does not treat coldly any a seat honored guest, safeguards the banquet to hold perfectly. 只有最优秀的管家团队才能把整个流程梳理得井井有条,不冷落任何一位嘉宾,保障宴会完美举行。 Thinks deeply carefully: Why can the wedding have the best man bridesmaid? 仔细深思一下:为什么婚礼要有伴郎伴娘？ Actually this is the wisdom of working people. 其实这是劳动人民的智慧。 Ordinary citizens do not have majordomo, but can make personal majordomo with the best man bridesmaid, entertainment good friend and schoolmate, with both parents altogether same score load arduous quest. 寻常百姓没有管家,但是可以用伴郎伴娘去做贴身管家,招待好友与同学,与双方父母共同分担繁重的任务。 You help me, I help her, forms a harmonious cooperation. 你帮我,我帮她,形成一种和谐的互助。 Initially did the Prince William wedding, why assign Louise Wensha princess taking responsibility bridesmaid? 当初威廉王子大婚,为什么指定路易丝温莎郡主做主伴娘？ She is a 7-year-old little guy. 她才是一个7岁的小萝卜头。 Is because has royal family majordomo to shoulder the concrete responsibility, from the start does not need the actual helper, therefore the Wensha princess exists as a pure ceremony symbol merely. 是因为有王室管家承担起具体的责任,压根不需要实际的帮手,所以温莎郡主仅仅作为一种纯粹的仪式象征而存在。 Civilian class such condition, cannot only „bride get married, the bridesmaid unlucky bridegroom entered the nuptial chamber, the best man paralysis in bed”. 平民阶层没有那样的条件,就只能“新娘结婚,伴娘倒霉新郎入洞房,伴郎瘫在床”了。 Thinks to look, the both parents 4 people are unbearably busy a wedding banquet, then the specification is higher, a etiquette more complex formal evening banquet tediously? 想想看,双方父母四个人都忙不过来一场婚宴,那么规格更高、礼仪更复杂的正式晚宴得多繁琐？ Today, Youcai (Rich) is really working oneself to death is coordinated with the hotel side communication, swears must give full play, holds the boss birthday party. 今天,有财真是卖了命的与酒店方沟通协调,立誓要大显身手,办好老板的生日宴。 Good to ask you to know, my Wang Youcai (Rich King) will not only do yellow! 好叫你们晓得,我王有财不是只会搞黄色！ Finally before arriving starts out, Eldest Young Wang does not play unexpectedly...... 结果临到发车,汪大少居然不玩了…… Very Gan. 就很淦。 Looks to subordinating higher authority ae, result old wears has not loved dearly his fruit of labor, the direct big hand wields. 看向直属上级ae,结果老戴一点没心疼他的劳动成果,直接大手一挥。 „That remove all fixed flows, the banquet reassignment is right! You manage immediately.” “那就撤掉所有固定流程,宴会改派对！你马上去办。” Immediately? 马上？ The day falls the horizontal pot! 天降横锅！ In the Youcai's (Rich's) small look full is desperate, the lip shivers up and down for several seconds, then clenches teeth, charges into the entrance hurriedly. 有财的小眼神里满是绝望,嘴唇上下颤抖几秒,然后一咬牙,急匆匆冲向门口。 „Cancellation” the two character, talked. “取消”两个字,动动嘴皮子就。 The actual operation, the guidance that starts from the security check must change to the original reception flow, is busy at dying individual. 实际操作上,从安检开始的引导一直到原定的接待流程都要改,忙死个人。 Moreover, cannot be chaotic. 而且,不能乱。 Is your Wang Youcai (Rich King) does not have the skill randomly. 乱就是你王有财没本事。 Youcai (Rich) clenches teeth ruthlessly: Goes to the fart! Except that examines the letter security check, other arrangements all remove! 有财狠狠一咬牙:去屁的吧！除去验函安检,其余的安排全撤！ boss is free, that does the buffet simply! 老板要自由,那就干脆搞成自助餐！ The effect of therefore finally presenting, is an a little however inexplicable harmonious self-service buffet reception. 于是最终呈现出来的效果,就是一场有点但是莫名和谐的自助冷餐会。 After the big secret and Reba arrive , is a little ignorant. 大秘密和热巴到场之后都有点懵。 The entrance welcomed guests to smile was delivering three words. 门口迎宾微笑着讲了三句话。 „ first, please must do not carry any gift or the cash as a present “第一,请务必不要携带任何礼物或者礼金 second, please must do not photograph, do not disturb other guests 第二,请务必不要拍照,不要打扰其余客人 third, this banquet has no flow, the freedom, the freedom to come and go, wish you to play happily. ” 第三,本次宴会没有任何流程,行动自由,来去自由,祝您玩得开心。” Then no one managed them. 然后就没人管她俩了。 Two people feel is a little absurd, actually inexplicable comfortableness. 两人就感觉有点荒唐,却又莫名的自在。 Shuttles back and forth in the crowd, has rich second generation and peer greets, there is fan exciting beckoning, actually no one comes up the entanglement. 在人群里穿梭,有富二代和同行打招呼,也有粉丝兴奋的招手,却没人上来纠缠。 Then saw that the guest are getting more and more, spontaneous gathering becomes small groups, as one wishes eats the thing to drink the young wine, lives it up seems like the food market. 然后眼看着客人越来越多,自发的聚成一个又一个小圈子,随意的吃着东西喝小酒,热闹得像是菜市场。 „This Direct Wang a little thing ah......” “这汪导有点东西啊……” The big secret voices opinions, the Reba hurried nod. 大秘密发出一声感叹,热吧急忙点头。 „Yes! Good to meet the rusticity!” “就是！好接地气！” Reba several top second-gen entertain in that shortly, Master actually disappears, finds it very miraculous. 热吧眼看着好几位顶级二代在那自娱自乐,主人却不见踪影,就觉得很神奇。 At this moment, in the banquet hall thinks at least 500 guests, big has the big platoon surface, slightly has the small transparent comfortableness transparently, each other does not disturb each other. 此刻,宴会厅里装着至少五百位宾客,大咖有大咖的排面,小透明有小透明的自在,彼此互不干扰。 Also does not need to carry the expression to listen to the person rubbish, does not need to bear the temper and person human relations. 既不用端着表情听人废话,更不用耐着性子与人交际。 ...... Naturally, if there is specific objectives, present atmosphere on the contrary more suitable human relations. ……当然,如果有具体目标,现在的氛围反倒更适合交际。 That several top second-gen are planned goes through the motions removes, saves cannot be playing also to „dignified gathers together mutually is perfunctory”, the result discovery is not so a matter, the mood is very completely happy. 那几个顶级二代原本是打算走个过场就撤的,省着彼此间玩不来还不得不“体面的聚在一起互相敷衍”,结果发现完全不是那么回事,心情就很愉快。 A little is only strange 唯独有一点奇怪 Where Wang Yan that goods? 汪言那货哪儿去了？ Eldest Young Wang shrinks diligently among the partners, to oneself paste on one „workaholic” label. 汪大少努力缩在合作伙伴中间,给自己贴上一个“工作狂”的标签。 The fish tiger and other big platform have the high-level appearance, coaxes Wang Yan to chat. 鱼虎等七大平台都有高层到场,哄着汪言聊天。 Actually today's live broadcast effect is very ordinary, the thing that at night the live broadcast music festival must overcome are too many . Moreover the scene, live broadcast anchor simply has not played any role. 其实今天的直播效果很一般,夜间直播音乐节要克服的东西太多,而且现场那么嗨,直播主持人根本没有发挥出任何作用。 However today an all day current capacity is very astonishing, might be considered as rises suddenly. 不过今天一整天的流量是非常惊人的,堪称是暴涨。 Wang Yan almost by one's effort, raised 30 the current capacity of entire industry. 汪言几乎是以一己之力,将整个行业的流量拉高了30。 According to the estimate, this year the overall growth of whole year is also about 40, Eldest Young Wang person day of time completed 3/4. 根据预计,今年全年的总体增长也就是40左右,汪大少一个人一天时间完成了四分之三。 It is odd. 就很离谱。 Naturally, today's current capacity is not necessarily able to stay behind, but only leaves behind half even if, can smile crookedly the mouth. 当然,今天的流量未必都能留下,但是哪怕只留下一半,都能笑歪了嘴。 The Taobao live broadcast sees today's data, to Royal Court Entertainment and to the Wang Yan's confidence unlimited promotion, the head flew to join in the fun directly. 淘宝直播看到今天的数据,对王庭娱乐、对汪言的信心无限提升,负责人直接飞过来凑热闹了。 Brother Dog hides from here and one group of old men chats aridly, tasteless, is being unworthy the business of several money, the mood is very depressed. 狗哥就躲在这里和一群老男人聊着枯燥、乏味、不值几个钱的生意,心情很是郁闷。 Can reduce lethality ah? 的,到底能不能降低一点杀伤力啊？ Un, many are effective. 嗯,多少还是有效果的。 At least, Liu Li that ticket Diwu bosom friends enters the arena time, has not brought to too many attention. 最起码,刘璃那票帝舞闺蜜们进场的时候,并未引起太多的注意。 Attractive woman that today arrives were too many. 今天到场的漂亮姑娘太多了。 pseudo-model that Royal Court Entertainment anchor, the beautiful woman of entertainment world, true white, rich, and beautiful, rich second generation bring...... 王庭娱乐的主播,娱乐圈的美女,真正的白富美,富二代们带来的嫩模…… Liu Li their several, although top attractiveness, but is also insufficient to start what mighty waves. 刘璃她们几个虽然个顶个的漂亮,但也不至于掀起什么波澜。 Then, Brother Dog could not hide, quietly and Liu Li converged together. 然后,狗哥躲不下去了,悄悄的和刘璃汇合到一起。 „Dear, your now naive is attractive!” “亲爱的,你今天真漂亮！” Coming up is a sweet talk. 上来就是一句甜言蜜语。 Later, Brother Dog is drawing 30,000, prepares to scatter them. 之后,狗哥拉着三万,准备把她们打散。 „Walks, I lead you to see the friend of mine!” “走,我带你去见见我的朋友！” The reason is quite right, 30,000 is pursing the lips to show a faint smile, is a little shy, but had not opposed. 理由好正当,三万抿着嘴微微一笑,有点羞涩,但并未反对。 The critical moment, Bear Big „rubbing” one jumped. 关键时刻,熊大“蹭”一下蹦了出来。 „Do you want to do? Which today Little Colored Glaze does not go, must frequently and we in the same place!” “你想干嘛？今天小琉璃哪儿都不去,必须时刻和我们在一起！” ! 靠！ Mental handicap where Bear Big you come?! 熊大你是哪来的智障？！ Plans destroyed Brother Dog air/Qi unbearably, but calm and collectedly continuation routine. 计划被破坏的狗哥气得够呛,但还是不动声色的继续套路。 „Liu Li is the girlfriend who my officer proclaimed, she must see person ah...... your people too many with me, can't follow? Or this, you and Shishi look for Sister An, making Flat follow both of us?” “刘璃是我官宣的女朋友,她总得跟我见见人啊……你们人太多了,不能都跟着去吧？要不这样,你和诗诗去找安姐,让平之跟着我俩？” Liu Li will certainly not have the opinion, Flat thinks, thought that can accept. 刘璃当然不会有意见,平之想了想,也觉得可以接受。 Brother Dog almost must succeed, finally Nawu. 狗哥几乎已经要成功了,结果还是娜吾。 „Which my does not go! Today our four...... ah was right, in addition Biaobiao (prostitute) and Lu Yuanyuan, must accompany frequently side Liu Li!” “我哪儿也不去！今天我们四个……啊对了,再加上婊婊和卢媛媛,必须时刻陪在刘璃身旁！” Eldest Young Wang almost not insane. 汪大少差点没疯。 In Biaobiao (prostitute) that tea the unprepossessing look of tea air/Qi, again in addition northeast big tigress Lu Yuanyuan, if, if conflicts with whom...... 婊婊那茶里茶气的损样,再加上一个东北大虎妞卢媛媛,万一,万一和谁冲突起来…… That picture is too beautiful, I do not dare to imagine! 那画面太美,我不敢想象！ „Isn't you as for? A dinner party, do I also look after not good Liu Li ah?” “不是你至于吗？一个生日聚餐而已,我还照顾不好刘璃啊？” „!” “嘁！” Bear Big rolls the eyes, that called one to disdain. 熊大一翻白眼,那叫一个不屑。 „Today many young prostitutes pound to bully our family/home Liu Li, is stepping on her high-rank, you are clearest!” “今天有多少个小婊砸想欺负我们家刘璃,踩着她上位,你心里最清楚！” Counter-, Nawu do you dare to jump with me now?! 反了反了,娜吾你现在都敢跟我这么跳了？！ Brother Dog is angry very much, does not have idea. 狗哥很生气,却又丝毫没辙。 Because other woman responded, echoed. 因为其余的姑娘都反应过来了,纷纷附和。 „Right, cannot make Little Colored Glaze leave behind!” “对对,不能让小琉璃落单！” „Without the problem, elder and younger sisters, do not forget that we were to do today!” “没毛病,姐妹们,别忘记咱们今天是干嘛来了！” „Hand rips the small sao goods, raises the blade to cut scum boy!” “手撕小騒货,提刀斩渣男！” „Protects our Little Colored Glaze!” “保护我方小琉璃！” „Kills!” “杀杀杀杀杀！” Brother Dog was scared. 狗哥傻眼了。 Bear Big this goods were too difficult to do, hence, Wang Yan wanted calm and collectedly failed their separated plans comprehensively. 熊大这货太难搞了,至此,汪言想要不动声色的把她们分开的计划全面落空。 Actually Wang Yan has not put in great inconvenience to the Liu Li's idea. 其实汪言并没有委屈刘璃的想法。 But the issue is, your group of people gather together, who is bullies whose ah?! 但问题是,你们这一群人聚在一起,到底是谁欺负谁啊？！ Helpless Eldest Young Wang smiles bitterly: „Do not be noisy do not be noisy, today is to eat tastily fun good, I so greatly am not exactly easy, 20 years first time celebrate a birthday......” 汪大少无奈苦笑:“别闹别闹,今天就是吃好喝好玩好,我活这么大不容易,20年头一次过生日……” „What messy is?” “都是些什么乱七八糟的？” Flat Lin despises the opens the mouth, threatens: „sister warned you, was short installs pitifully with us! Today we do not stir up trouble, but does not fear the matter, who comes is not easy-to-use!” 林平之鄙夷开口,气势汹汹:“姐警告你,少跟我们装可怜！今天我们不惹事,但也不怕事儿,谁来都不好使！” damn! 麻蛋！ Four war five dregs, gather must overturn the heavens together simply! 四个战五渣,凑到一起简直要翻天！ In addition two King shit-stirring stick, brother did not handle probably...... 再加上两个王者搅屎棍,哥好像搞不定了…… Eldest Young Wang has realized hard to deal with Diwu bosom friend group, actually no means. 汪大少已经意识到了帝舞闺蜜团的难缠,却没什么办法。 Only effective routine snapped fingers broken by Nawu, then probably can only the level...... 唯一有效的套路被娜吾弹指而破,接下来好像只能躺平了…… Is worrying, has not to know tried the blade. 正愁着,有个不知死的上来试刀了。 „Wang Yan!” “汪言！” The pretty female voice shouted loudly the Doggy given name, is raising the skirt swayed, walked quickly. 娇俏的女声高呼狗子大名,提着裙摆,快步走来。 „Happy birthday!” “生日快乐！” Eldest Young Wang looks up, Duanmu Chuge that had not seen a moment ago. 汪大少抬头一看,正是刚才没见到的端木楚歌。 She shouted that this is unimportant, what troubled causes the mighty waves that. 她喊这一声不要紧,麻烦的是引起的波澜。 Before has been paying attention to here, others that actually have no reason, following looking, even started to approach. 之前一直关注着这边,却没有理由过来的其余人等,纷纷顺着看过来,甚至开始靠近。 eye of the storm, then must take shape in a flash. 暴风眼,转瞬间便要成型。 The critical moment, Brother Dog decided resolutely...... first level waits and sees one wave. 关键时刻,狗哥毅然决定……先躺平观望一波。 I did not instigate! 我不是怂！ Keeps the mountain, did not fear that does not have the firewood fever, right? 留得青山在,不怕没柴烧,对吧？ Duanmu Chuge arrives at opposite of Wang Yan quickly, Tiantian is smiling, says one „happy birthday”, then turns around to reach out blood brother. 端木楚歌很快来到汪言对面,甜甜笑着,道一声“生日快乐”,然后转身向亲哥伸出手。 „Qinwu, gives me...... a bit faster ah the gift box, sluggish!” “秦武,把礼盒给我……快点啊,慢吞吞的！” ! 唰！ At least 7~8 double covetous eye of light shoots. 至少七八双虎视眈眈的目光射了过来。 Eldest Young Wang sounds the warning at heart crazily, the expression actually drops as before indifferently. 汪大少心里疯狂响起警报,表情却依旧是那么滴淡然。 „No! The alumni, are one personal slightly gather today, happy birthday I was very satisfied, receives the gift is not inappropriate again, don't take well?” “别！校友,今天就是一场私人小聚,有一声生日快乐我就很满足了,再收礼物不合适,就别拿出来了好吧？” Duanmu Chuge kā bā kā bā eye, slightly honk mouth: „No! Good!” 端木楚歌咔吧咔吧眼睛,微微嘟起嘴:“不！好！” Highlights one cunningly and unreasonably willful. 就突出一个刁蛮任性。 Afterward she raises the chin to a Liu Li point, asked Wang Yan: „Hasn't she given you to prepare the gift? I do not believe!” 随后她扬起下巴冲着刘璃一点,问汪言:“她没给你准备礼物？我不信！” Flat Lin and Fu Yushi hold the arm to sneer, simultaneously hints to Nawu. 林平之和傅雨诗抱臂冷笑,同时冲娜吾一示意。 Closes, puts the bear! 关门,放熊！ The critical moment, Nawu also the tsundere vigor, cold snort/hum, cast a sidelong glance unexpectedly slantingly Biaobiao (prostitute). 关键时刻,娜吾居然还上来了傲娇劲儿,冷哼一声,斜睨婊婊。 On this small scene, having a need for sister entering the stage?! 就这种小场面,用得着姐出场？！ Biaobiao (prostitute) worthily is Biaobiao (prostitute), the true colors green tea. 婊婊不愧是婊婊,本色绿茶。 The eye hides pulls up, the corners of the mouth cast aside, that share two-faced bitch tea vigor sends out immediately incisively. 眼皮子一撩,嘴角一撇,那股子婊里婊气的茶劲儿马上就散发得淋漓尽致。 „Also coordinates the Liu Li ratio on you? The horse does not know that the face is long!” “就你也配和刘璃比？呵,马不知脸长！” Fought to fight! 战起来了战起来了！ War just as expected! 果然不出所料的战起来了！ He Xiaolu exciting holding in the arms elder sister, Ye Yuxi exciting holding in the arms elder sister, Xu Jiao exciting holding in the arms Sister Fang, Chun Guang excited holds in the arms Xia Yu...... 何小鹿兴奋的搂住姐姐,叶雨汐兴奋的搂住姐姐,徐娇兴奋的搂住芳姐,春光兴奋的搂住夏雨…… Had known that will have the mix that looked at lively, domineering opening ate the melon pattern. 早就晓得会有热闹看的各色人等,强势开启吃瓜模式。 Brother Dog...... 狗哥…… Brother Dog is unhurried, decided the level in any case, you first did. 狗哥已经不慌了,反正都决定躺平了,你们先作。 A Duanmu Chuge probably crazy soldier, specially easy stress explosion. 端木楚歌好像一个狂战士,特别容易应激爆炸。 High and low is sizing up Biaobiao (prostitute), snort/hum sneers from the nostril. 上下打量着婊婊,从鼻孔哼出一声冷笑。 Country girl who „ where comes? L puts on low extravagant pheasant of center of the earth, was inferior that does not put on! “哪来的村姑？一身l穿地心的低奢野鸡款,都不如不穿！ What is oddest, unexpectedly or last year...... 最离谱的是,居然还是去年的款型…… Hasn't younger sister, how, fished adoptive father ah this year? 妹妹,怎么着,今年没钓到干爹啊？ Also yes, looks at your chin to truncate that to call a false, as long as you are willing to spend to be insufficient. 也是,瞧你那下巴削得那叫一个假,但凡你舍得多花点钱都不至于。 Oh, or does this, find my brother? 嗳,要不这样吧,瞧见我哥没有？ Although a little loser, but definitely had more than enough to spare with you, he likes your two-faced bitch green tea. 虽然有点屌丝,但是配你肯定绰绰有余了,他就喜欢你这种婊里婊气的绿茶。 Could not find the adoptive father again, was inferior that you fish him. 再找不到干爹,不如你去钓他。 Although my brother pocket money money are not many, but definitely enough you buy in the quarter tall She, later is also insufficient to show one's ignorance disgraced in this situation...... ” 我哥的零花钱虽然不多,但是肯定够你买当季高奢的,以后也不至于在这种场合露怯丢人……” I go! 我去！ This scolded enough is really ruthless...... 这骂得可是真够狠的…… Although does not have the dirty words, but uncover the person to be short. 虽然没脏字,但是句句揭人短。 Although Biaobiao (prostitute) has not actually looked for the adoptive father, has not truncated the chin, but that past the season luxury goods, have truly nailed tight her. 尽管婊婊其实没找过干爹,也没削过下巴,但是那一身过季奢侈品,确实已经将她钉死。 The impression of first impressions are most lasting puts in that explained again, others are willing to believe? 先入为主的印象搁在那,再解释,别人肯信么？ Duanmu Chuge in resentment green tea aspect, being possible be called the talent is astonishing. 端木楚歌在怼绿茶这方面,堪称天赋惊人。 Biaobiao (prostitute), died. 婊婊,卒。 Therefore the Diwu bosom friend group burns with rage. 于是帝舞闺蜜团群情激愤。 Although actually they do not treat see Biaobiao (prostitute), but, at this moment, they share weal and woe, actually a body. 尽管其实她们并不怎么待见婊婊,但是,此刻,她们荣辱与共,实为一体。 Biaobiao (prostitute) also wants to struggle all of a sudden, Sister Yuanyuan is impatient. 婊婊还想挣扎一下子,媛媛姐不耐烦了。 „ fuck! How can you acting cool?! “卧槽！你咋这么能装逼呢？！ You take a look at your face, is long with shoe horn, how to drop, Zhao Benshan separate many years of biological unmarried girl ah?! 你瞅瞅你那张脸,长得跟鞋拔子似的,咋滴,赵本山失散多年的亲闺女啊？！ Do I take a look at you not to have others ball ball attractive ah? 我瞅着你也没人家球球好看啊？ Depends two bad money Er, didn't you know show off well not? 仗着有俩糟钱儿,你都不知道咋嘚瑟好了是不？ This high extravagant that tall She, took off/escaped your tall She gathering bear cover, do you special also have several? 这高奢那高奢的,脱了你那高奢的聚拢熊罩,你特么还有数么？ A foot short Ben Luo Chang face subdues husband disheartened type, can you leave our Wang Wang distant point? 山根短贲罗长一脸克夫的丧气样,你能不能离我们汪汪远点？ What good person can put up your such to subdue|grams ah? 啥好人能架得住你这么克啊？ Doggy cannot have a liking for your to have the reason, is not good you also to truncate your unnecessary Ben Luo, you have money in any case. 狗子看不上你那都是有原因的,不行你也把你那多余的贲罗削一削,反正你有钱。 The long face hewing snake face, on the waist the flab on leg pulls out, covers to collect in toward tall Shexiong, at least looks also has a human appearance is not? ” 把马脸削成蛇脸,腰上腿上的赘肉抽一抽,往高奢熊罩里归拢归拢,起码看着也有个人样不是？” Surrounding person, eye by Lu Yuanyuan spurting straight. 周围的人,眼睛都被卢媛媛给喷直了。 What is the Manchurian tiger old ladies? 啥叫东北虎老娘们？ Today everyone was the experience...... 今儿大家算是见识了…… Duanmu Chuge daily contact is rich second generation, rips to compel to be fastidious about an elegance, where has seen this ah? 端木楚歌日常接触的都是富二代,撕逼都讲究一个文雅,哪里见过这个啊？ The one breath has almost not come up. 一口气差点没上来。 „You......” “你……” Just about to talks back, finally comes out a character, withstood/top the face by Lu Yuanyuan directly outrageously. 刚要还口,结果才出来一个字,直接被卢媛媛悍然顶脸。 „What do you take a look at? How to drop, wants to practice ah?!” “你瞅啥？咋滴,想练练啊？！” „I......” “我……” „Can little select, is not convinced bumps!” “能不能少点哔哔赖赖,不服气就碰一下！” The face of Duanmu Chuge gave to suppress red, in the top of the head wū wū belched smoke. 端木楚歌的脸都给憋红了,头顶上呜呜冒烟。 The scholar runs into the soldier, does not talk clearly rational. 秀才遇到兵,有理说不清。 She bumps into the difficult adversary. 她算是碰到克星了。 Desperate, then finds the person. 情急之下,回头找人。 I cannot spurt you, I look for the foreign aid! 我喷不过你,我找外援！ What is standing behind is Duanmu Qinwu...... waste one, could not count on. 在身后站着的是端木秦武……废废一个,指望不上。 Will look again in the future, is bosom friend Li Yunyin. 再往后看,是闺蜜李韵音。 Delicate not with the character that the person struggles, waste second, could not count on. 柔柔弱弱不与人争的性格,废废第二个,指望不上。 Will look again and again in the future, He Family two sisters are watching the fun...... there, the two cheap person! 再再往后看,何家两姐妹正在那儿看热闹呢……法克,两个贱人！ Duanmu Chuge then discovered, oneself is such shape single Yinggu. 端木楚歌这才发现,自己是如此的形单影孤。 Sadness, she proceeds to throw simply...... 悲从中来,她干脆往前一扑…… Hung on the Wang Yan arm. 挂汪言胳膊上了。 „Wang Yan, schoolmate, you look that she does bully me? wū wū wū” “汪言,同学一场,你就看着她这么欺负我？呜呜呜” The assorted look focuses, Brother Dog is a little ignorant. 各色眼神聚焦过来,狗哥有点懵。