LSD :: Volume #6

#554: Your birthday lottery?


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Youth Foundation officers slightly, by a piece a piece God Wang awesome Brushed the screen. 青基会官微底下,被一片一片的【汪神牛哔】刷了屏。 Draws downward, basically cannot see any static. 往下拉,基本看不到任何杂音。 The officer slightly , some Blackie scurried about all round before, various taunt questions, hit the face now on the spot, felt that called acid to be crisp. 团团官微里,之前有一些黑子上蹿下跳,各种嘲讽质疑,如今现场打脸,感觉那叫一个酸爽。 But Wang Yan's fan, actually feels proud and elated. 汪言的粉丝,却是扬眉吐气。 Washes white, un?!】 【洗白,嗯?!】 Washed forcefully white, how? Little Black is fans, pleasantly surprised? Is accidental?】 【就强行洗白了,怎么着吧?小黑粉们,惊不惊喜?意不意外?】 So many, donate money to record now, do you continue ah actually?】 【哔哔那么多,现在捐款记录出来了,你倒是继续哔哔?】 Blackie gives the old lady to kneel down!】 黑子都给老娘跪下!】 Stood all round obvious our God Wang, you refused to accept, were you what?】 【团团就是明摆着站我们汪神了,你不服,你算老几?】 Your this for a lifetime, the contribution to the society cannot catch up with God Wang 1% forever, is who gives you courage, making you dare to thrust out the big face to taunt God Wang?】 【你这一辈子,对社会的贡献永远都追不上汪神的百分之一,到底是谁给你勇气,让你敢于腆着大脸嘲讽汪神的?】 Has the opinion? Suppressing!】 【有意见?憋着!】 The disturbance surges, spread entire network. 风波激荡,蔓延全网。 tall Xiaosong, the reckless Xijin, Beijing News class/flow, that is established tempo master, previously argued heatedly group of Confucians, keeping silent about Wang Yan must do the charitable matter, holds showing off the two character, various guidance suggestions. 高小松、胡锡金、新京报之流,那都是老牌的节奏大师,此前舌战群儒,绝口不提汪言要做慈善的事,抓住“炫富”两个字,各种引导暗示。 „The sense of responsibility of public figure and young user lacks resolving power and „influence bigger more should the careful speech cautious line and young people be wasteful, certainly the good fortune of Africa...... “公众人物的责任感”、“低龄用户缺乏分辨力”、“影响力越大越应该慎言慎行”、“年轻人奢靡无度,绝非国之幸事”…… The classical argument emerges one after another incessantly. 经典论据层出不穷。 On first hearing, is very that reasonable, the resonance can stimulate the floor netizens. 乍一听,都特别有道理,很能激发底层网友们的共鸣。 But the issue is, said that this saying person, oneself are the anti-China progressive personages, daily with oneself influence, the flickering young user, does write off domestic, flatters the deal that the Western dish boils, was too interesting. 但问题是,说这话的人,自己就是反华进步人士,天天借着自身影响力,忽悠低龄用户,干着唱衰国内、吹捧西方皿煮的勾当,介就太有意思了。 They also very understand the language the skill, excels at packing oneself, compels to talk on endlessly one to output, always had young people swindled. 偏偏他们还贼懂得语言的技巧,又擅长于包装自己,逼逼叨叨一顿输出,总有一茬又一茬的年轻人上当。 This time comes out a small section the Wang Yan's speech independent truncation, 这次就是把汪言的发言单独截出来一小段, Extends some specious things, rises to the state again, by the construction scope, brought big tempo. 延伸出一些似是而非的东西,再上升到国家社会,以点构面,带起了好大的节奏 Sister An and Chu Xin are mad for this reason and anxious, when the result and Wang Yan chatted, Wang Yan actually thought little slightly. 安姐初新都为此又气又急,结果和汪言聊起来时,汪言却丝毫不以为意。 Now, looks that these tempo master launched a vengeful counterattack by the justice passer-by, was very venting. 现在,看着那些节奏大师正义路人反攻倒算,别提有多解气了。 Short greatly tight opens the mouth especially mystifying 【矮大紧一开口就特么阴阳怪气的】 reckless Xijin is also, talked at random? Not agrees acknowledged that others Wang Yan hangs oneself to hit his several in the moral level back and forth 【胡吸紧也是,东拉西扯?就是不肯承认人家汪言在道德层面上吊打他几个来回】 master, how do you say now?】 大师,您现在怎么说?】 Others show off really dazzle, charitable also really good? Your how many do put together 200 years old? Is others God Wang 10 times? Do all donations add to have families' 1/10?】 【人家炫富是真的炫,慈善也是真的善?你们几个加在一起有200岁?是人家汪神的十倍?所有的捐款加起来有没有人家的10分之一?】 This time I stand all round, such showing off, do how many come how many? Welcome often does 【这次我站团团,这样的炫富,有多少来多少?欢迎常搞】 Greatly is short tight and reckless Xijin by the netizens resentment dumbfounded? Concealed dingily. 矮大紧和胡吸紧都被网友们怼得哑口无言?灰溜溜匿了。 The class/flow of Beijing News was not convinced, pulls one pile charitable donation to be tax-deductible anything, oblique connotation Wang Yan. 新京报之流仍不服气,扯了一堆“慈善捐款可以抵税”什么的,拐弯抹角的内涵汪言 Finally Royal Court Entertainment toward the officer slightly on did paste one 2015 Shanghai city tax payment credit A Grade honorary certificate the picture? Then does Heyte pass? Also weren't many said? Sends „???”? One hits the face. 结果王庭娱乐往官微上贴了一张“2015年度魔都市纳税信用A级荣誉证书”的照片?然后一个一个艾特过去?也不多说?就发个“???”?啪啪一顿打脸。 Were the netizens amused? Teased: 网友们都被逗乐了?纷纷调侃: In company a little God Wang taste.】 公司有点汪神内味儿了。】 Well-known? Good company certainly to inherit outstanding attribute of leader in the cultural level, but God Wang attribute is the sprayer......】 【众所周知?一家好公司在文化层次上一定会继承领导人的优秀属性,而汪神属性是喷子……】 hā hā! Studying to abandon study was waste!】 哈哈!学废了学废了!】 You forgot Royal Court Entertainment does do? Affiliated sprayer major platform, have not met the rival vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered, others now simply not earnest, ok?】 【你们是不是忘记了王庭娱乐是干嘛的?旗下的喷子纵横各大平台,未逢敌手,人家现在根本没认真呢,好吧?】 fuck! Suddenly responded? Indeed my God Wang leaning by the company belt/bring?】 卧槽!突然反应过来?敢情我汪神是被公司带偏的?】 hā hā hā hā? angle elegant 哈哈哈哈?角度清奇】 Comes? elder and younger sisters? Loves dearly God Wang to brush to me!】 【来?姐妹们?把“心疼汪神”都给我刷起来!】 Therefore, under Wang Yan's Weibo, bewildered comes out one batch to love dearly party? A little slightest sign of trouble brushes crazily loves dearly God Wang...... 于是,汪言的微博下面,莫名其妙的又多出来一批“心疼党”?有点风吹草动就狂刷“心疼汪神”…… Naturally, now this little while, is still primarily the rainbow fart. 当然,现在这会儿,仍然以彩虹屁为主。 Donates money ahead of time, too awesome!】 【提前捐款,太牛哔了!】 【A saliva nail, overbearing president woof, loved the love!】 【一口唾沫一个钉,霸道总裁哈士汪,爱了爱了!】 Husband * I!】 【老公*我!】 【, Has a birthday, spent to go out 130,000,000?】 【哇,一个生日,已经花出去1亿3000万了吧?】 Absolutely continues!】 【绝对不止!】 According to that group of electricity sound big computation, should have other expense, it is estimated that beforehand that 80,000,000 is only the earlier prepay.】 【照那帮电音大咖的计算,应该会有别的费用,估计之前的那8000万只是前期的预付。】 Actually God Wang should not spend on 130,000,000, you looked, now electronic admission ticket has sold 11285, still in rapid growth, sold 70,000,000 should issue, can cover that donation 【其实汪神应该花不上1.3亿的,你们看,现在电子门票已经售出11285张,仍然在快速增长,卖到7000万应该么得问题,可以盖掉那笔捐款的】 What meaning?】 【啥意思?】 What God Wang must contribute is complete admission ticket income ah, is not admission ticket income + 50,000,000, guaranteeing a minimum that 50,000,000 pays ahead of time 汪神要捐掉的是全部的门票收益,不是门票收益+5000万,那5000万只是提前支付的保底】 Does not understand...... my husband little to owe in any case well 【不懂……反正我老公少亏点就好】 【! The pig brain, you only match to fantasize Wang Siming!】 【呸!猪脑子,你只配去幻想王思明!】 【( Vomit) I fantasized that Wang Siming does do? Shouted that the Little Wang (king) husband attempts his money, really in must talk nonsense to make me dehydrate the twitching dizziness, only then my biological husband Wang Yan!】 【(呕吐)我幻想王思明干嘛?喊小王老公是图他的钱,真要说梦里能让我失水抽搐晕眩的,只有我亲老公汪言!】 【...... You are not concerned about face, you, you to spark lustful thoughts despicable!】 【……你不要脸、你下贱、你见色起意!】 Right, I am not concerned about face I to be despicable my show to get up unable to bear to the God Wang private letter picture! How to drop?】 【对,我不要脸我下贱我一骚起来就忍不住给汪神私信照片!怎么滴吧?】 Irritated the old lady!( Trembles)( trembles)( trembles)】 【气死老娘了!(发抖)(发抖)(发抖)】 After the argument, the floor falls quickly crookedly. 争论之后,楼层很快歪掉。 The male start discussed that Wang Yan received many strange and mysterious pictures, and real name indicated to envy. 男的开始讨论汪言到底收到了多少奇奇怪怪的照片,并且实名表示羡慕。 The female start is pondering over: Can I P charts eat a chicken? 女的开始琢磨着:我能不能P个图吃个鸡呢? And starts to be overly suspicious and fearful, feels in the fan group each old ladies to own idol intention illegal...... 并且开始疑神疑鬼,觉得粉丝群里每个老娘们都对自己的偶像心怀不轨…… Is brushing Weibo Wang Siming, is innocent —— 正在刷微博王思明,最是无辜—— Others play well, suddenly watched the fun did not fear that the matter big netizen sent an argument screenshot, after seeing, a blood fog deep red screen...... 人家玩得好好的,突然被看热闹不怕事儿大的网友发了一张争论截图,看到之后,一口血雾喷红了屏幕…… But our Brother Dog, opens the backstage private letter silently. 而我们狗哥,默默打开后台私信。 hai, brother wants to have a look at enterprise side to come to discuss cooperates, you want too many not to have the meaning...... 嗐,只是想看看有没有企业方来洽谈合作,你们想太多就没意思了…… The result success senses to philosophy —— 结果成功感悟到一个哲理—— In the world never lacks beautiful, but lacks appreciates the vision of beautiful. 世界上从来不缺乏美,只是缺少欣赏美的眼光。 Un, should offer an opinion to Weibo, you were too a little severe regarding the certification standards of art, this is not good. 嗯,应该对微博提提意见,你们对于艺术的审核标准有点太严苛了,这样不好。 You look at WeChat, the picture that no matter always the user private sends returns to the instinct, how many inspiring love therefore expedited? 你看微信,从来不管用户私发的照片是否回归天性,因此催生了多少可歌可泣的爱情? 1000.” “1000。” 600.” “600。” Go away!” “滚!” ...... …… 1000.” “1000。” 1200, grasp.” “1200,抓紧。” Loves you ~ ~ ~ “爱你哟~~~” ...... …… The world should be so simple and happy, is right? 世界就应该这么简单而美好,对不对? (????) (????) ...... …… Brother Dog making a copy piece time, Chu Xin walks suddenly, hands over the a bottle import orange juice. 狗哥正在翻照片的时候,初新突然走过来,递上一瓶进口橙汁。 Then, allowing nature to take its course sits down side Wang Yan. 然后,顺其自然的在汪言身旁坐下。 Yeah, does Wang Wang, in the private letter have the person to ask you to cooperate ah?” “哎,汪汪,私信里有没有人找你合作?” Wang Yan one suddenly, calm and collectedly shutdown Weibo, the doubts asked back at heart: What need do I have and outside cooperation?” 汪言心里一突,不动声色的关掉微博,疑惑反问:“我有什么需要和外面合作的?” Chu Xin purses the lips to smile: Does such big scene, the place that can cooperate were too many.” 初新抿嘴笑:“搞出这么大的场面,能合作的地方太多了。” Wang Yan beckons with the hand decisively: Is the Maomao dog dog that one crowd wants to profit, being disinclined manages them, does not look.” 汪言果断摆手:“都是一群想来占便宜的猫猫狗狗,懒得理他们,不看了。” Oh.” “噢。” little elder sister smiles the nod, suddenly a thread of conversation revolution: When that...... does your girlfriend come?” 小姐姐笑眯眯点头,突然话锋一转:“那……你女朋友什么时候过来?” () () How to ask here suddenly? 怎么突然问到这儿的? Thinks thinks, overhanging a face is calm, returns tranquilly said: 28 th? Probably. When the time comes eats meal together, introduced that you knew.” 想了又想,撑出一脸淡定,平静回道:“28号吧?大概。到时候一起吃饭,介绍你们认识。” Good ah!” “好!” Chu Xin little elder sister jumps for joy the nod, on the face does not see slightly unusually, then, suddenly is a blade: You were so recently busy, otherwise when the time comes do I pick for you?” 初新小姐姐雀跃点头,脸上不见丝毫异样,然后,突然又是一刀:“你最近那么忙,要不然到时候我替你去接机?” pū chī! 噗嗤 The chest to the back, passed coolly. 前胸凉到后背,透了。 Possibly is the fear splashes to a blood, sat moves the buttocks in opposite Brother Xu silently, the paralysis throws the corner one to lift the head in side Jianwu. 可能是害怕溅到一身血,坐在对面的胥哥默默动了动屁股,瘫在侧面的建武扑棱一下抬起了头。 Brother Dog forces oneself to look cheerful, reveals two rows of little white teeth. 狗哥强颜欢笑,露出两排小白牙 What do I have is quite busy? The matter was done by you...... “我有什么好忙的?正事儿都被你们做了…… Right, when the time comes I open that Panamera to draw. 对了,到时候我开那辆帕拉梅拉去。 Big G was too hard, opening is not uncomfortable, do not open it, selects one to ride instead of walking in the three sacred criteria. ” 大G太硬了,开起来一点不舒服,你别开它,在三神里挑一台代步吧。” Is the hard revolutions, is not clear. 就是硬转,一点都不圆润。 However Chu Xin little elder sister does not have the meaning of stubborn is not putting, unfolds the face to smile, supple sound said: All right, when the time comes I ride the Liu Ye's car(riage), meets the complete human you again to me, opened beautiful, now is really disinclined to bump supercar.” 不过初新小姐姐也没有死抠着不放的意思,展颜一笑,柔声道:“没事,到时候我坐刘夜的车,接完人你再给我,开惯了帕美,现在真的懒得碰超跑。” hey hey hey, that Panamera is my ah! 喂喂喂,那辆帕拉梅拉是我的 Brother Dog fearful and apprehensive, wants to cry but have no tears. 狗哥心惊肉跳、欲哭无泪。 Loves dearly that actually not, how to limit the quantity again also on more than 5,000,000, the key was the little elder sister attitude, too much is thought-provoking...... 倒不是心疼那一辆帕梅,再怎么限量也就500多万,关键是小姐姐的态度,太特么耐人寻味了…… Really regarded our presenting a gift faith tokens it?! 真就是把它当成咱俩的定情信物了呗?! Gently and most natural and best you, how to turn into this?! 最温柔、最大方、最善良的你,到底是怎么变成这样的?! Arrives at 26 th merely, Wang Yan profound realizing, absolutely absolutely is a difficulty on the 31 st. 仅仅才到26号,汪言就已经深刻的意识到,31号绝对绝对是个难关。 Birthday? 生日? Tribulation day! 劫日吧! 30,000 ah, how do you see? 三万,你怎么看? ...... …… Colored Glaze Colored Glaze, comes to see quickly!” 琉璃琉璃,快来看!” Liu Li is binding the ultra rich person down clothing, collects lazily excessively: Again?” 刘璃裹着超大款羽绒服,懒洋洋凑过头:“又怎么啦?” senior sister is ultra: Your family Doggy does the big scene! Look, on Weibo was about to explode!” 师姐超激动:“你们家狗子又搞出好大的场面!看,微博上都快炸了!” „......” “哦……” Liu Li has become accustomed, no matter Wang Wang's does matter ability, or was one of the friends startled one for the first time, habit. 刘璃已经习以为常,不管是汪汪的搞事能力,或者是朋友们的一惊一乍,都习惯了。 Contributed 50,000,000 ahead of time? Therefore?” “就是提前捐了5000万呗?所以呢?” Therefore......” “所以……” Several senior sister look at each other in blank dismay, starts to suspect: Did I make much ado about nothing? 几个师姐面面相觑,都开始怀疑:是不是我太大惊小怪了? However looked at online still the explosion discussion heat degree again, strengthened the faith: I right! The one who has the issue is Little Colored Glaze! 但是再一看网上仍然爆炸的讨论热度,又纷纷坚定了信念:我没错!有问题的是小琉璃 That is 50,000,000 ah!” “那可是5000万!” „Is! In addition beforehand flower, a small target braved high!” “就是就是!加上之前花的,一个小目标都冒高了!” How much money ah did I faint...... some of your family Doggy?” “我都晕死了……你家狗子到底有多少钱?” The 30,000 facial expression is ill and weary, helpless sighing: How much money does he have I to know? Also did not close my matter.” 三万神情恹恹,无奈的叹了口气:“他有多少钱我怎么会知道?再说又不关我事。” aiya, your how line?” 哎呀,你这样怎么行?” The senior sister whole face expects too much. 师姐们满脸都是恨铁不成钢。 You are the girlfriend who the Wang Yan officer proclaimed!” “你可是汪言官宣的女朋友!” To ah, you thinks that does not close your matter, but online is discussing your ah!” “对,你以为不关你事,可是网上都在讨论你!” You is a Rong Jurong, the relations of suffering if either one suffers, wanted me saying that this/should statement time you must take a stand, this/should voice time you must voice!” “你俩是一荣俱荣,一损俱损的关系,要我说,该表态的时候你得表态,该发声的时候你就得发声!” OKOK.” “OKOK。” 30,000 helpless is perfunctory, along with tastes: Met, did I take a stand to him...... am all right? Can first put me to change clothes?” 三万无奈的敷衍着,随口道:“等见面了,我向他表态……没事了吧?能不能先放我去换个衣服?” Several senior sister did not have idea thoroughly, can only gaze after the Liu Li languid trend changing room. 几位师姐彻底没辙了,只能目送着刘璃懒洋洋的走向更衣室。 The greeting sound that all the way, flatters warmly is continuous. 一路上,热情而讨好的招呼声络绎不绝。 Sister Li ~ ~ ~ 璃姐~~~” „Does Little Colored Glaze, take a bath?” 小琉璃,洗澡去么?” Sister Li you a bit faster, I selected the one part degreasing yogurt fruit to fish, wait for you!” 璃姐你快点儿,我点了一份脱脂酸奶水果捞,等你哟!” When Liu Li vanishes, in the theater is even more lively. 等到刘璃消失,剧场里越发热闹。 Diwu beautiful women twos and threes gathers together, everyone is discussing Wang Yan and Liu Li. 帝舞美女们三三两两的聚在一起,每个人都在讨论汪言刘璃 Not only shocks in the Wang Yan's wealth and personal connection, and is Liu Li's is indifferent and puzzled. 既震撼于汪言的财富和人脉,又为刘璃的淡然而不解。 If I have Wang Yan such boyfriend, but also painstakingly jumps anything to dance ah......” “如果我有汪言这样的男朋友,还苦兮兮的跳什么舞……” Therefore you do not have!” “所以你没有嘛!” Always like this gathers little leaves many, you did not think that is very easy to have problems?” “总是这样聚少离多,你们不觉得很容易出问题吗?” Is ah, moreover now is Wang Yan hot? Has a look at the online that battle formation, was being kept thinking by innumerable woman simply.” “就是,而且现在汪言多火?看看网上那阵势,简直是被无数姑娘惦记着。” Far more than is online? I heard that...... considers as finished does not raise.” “何止是网上?我听说……算了不提了。” aiya, didn't you speak ambiguous good?” 哎呀,你说话别含含糊糊的好不好?” What vigor ah do you worry? Useful? Liu Li knows that urgently kept a promise, but her not anxious ah!” “你着急个什么劲儿?有用吗?得刘璃知道急才算数,可她偏偏一点不急!” Yeah! Cannot master her......” “哎!搞不懂她……” „, The inexpensive maids, you realized, since our ballet tours, Wang Yan hasn't come to see one time?” “诶,贱婢们,你们有没有意识到,自打咱们舞剧巡演之后,汪言一次都没有来看过?” „......” “呃……” One crowd of woman start to be dumbfounded, has words that wants to speak, but does not know how should open the mouth. 一群姑娘开始大眼瞪小眼,都有想说的话,但是都不知道该怎么开口。 Finally, only pushes spooky two character —— 最后,只挤出来幽幽两个—— Busy?” “忙吧?” No one connection. 没人接口。 Pure, start is the Liu Li worry. 单纯一点的,开始为刘璃担心。 Suave, is pondering over anything at heart silently. 世故一点的,心里默默琢磨着什么。 The atmosphere stagnates gradually. 气氛渐渐凝滞。 Until Liu Li changes the clothes to come back, shouted one by far: „Do you also walk one not? Did not walk me to return to the hotel ah, today's strength training has not done!” 直到刘璃换好衣服回来,远远的喊了一声:“你们还走一遍不?不走我回宾馆了,今天的力量训练还没做呢!” Day!” “日哦!” senior sister simultaneously wails, what gossip mood did not have. 师姐齐齐哀嚎一声,什么八卦的心情都没有了。 Dancer, even if the classical dance actor, wants to promote ability and skill, must conduct the strength training perseveringly. 舞蹈演员,哪怕是古典舞演员,想要提升能力和技巧,都要持之以恒的进行力量训练。 Arid and tasteless, dies tired, and after reaching certain altitude will bog down, will unable to see again progresses slightly. 枯燥、乏味、死累,并且会在达到一定高度后停滞不前,再看不到丝毫进步。 Such training, is to suffering of mental to mentality. 这样的训练,是一种对精神对心态的折磨。 Has felt at ease to lie good salt fish, being able to hide hides. 很多已经安心趴好的咸鱼,都会能躲就躲。 But the issue is......, if everyone is hiding, that can also pretend unable to think, comforts itself not to relate, pulls mutually holds back. 但问题是……如果所有人都在躲,那还能假装想不起来,安慰自己没关系,互相扯扯后腿。 However with Liu Li in the same place, is really, conscience every day in pain. 然而和刘璃在一起,真的是,良心每天都在痛。 But once chose the conscience, the physical body and mental meet the pain...... damn! 可是一旦选择了良心,肉体和精神又会痛……麻蛋哟! Intertwined some little time, oldest slow female senior made final struggling: That must eat to select, otherwise where has the strength to train...... Liu Li you to eat what?” 纠结了好一会儿,年纪最大的徐学姐做出了最后的挣扎:“那得吃点好的,不然哪有力气训练……刘璃你吃什么?” Chicken brisket salad!” “鸡胸肉蔬菜沙拉!” „!” “靠!” After the crisp sound resounds, the female senior mentality collapsed thoroughly. 脆生生的声音响起后,学姐们的心态彻底崩了。 Does not need to think, her chicken brisket salad has certainly many chicken breasts, but will definitely not have the salad dressing. 不用想,她的鸡胸肉沙拉一定有很多鸡胸,但是绝对不会有沙拉酱。 Tours the period recipes, does not have the thing that compares it to be unpalatable. 巡演期间的食谱,不存在比它更难吃的东西。 What ah do you attempt?” “你到底图什么?” Most attractive Li Yu female senior sends out desperate wailing: My boyfriend, even if has 10,000,000...... not, so long as there is a 5,000,000 deposit, my whole life will not touch the chicken breast again!” 最漂亮的李渔学姐发出一声绝望的哀嚎:“我男朋友哪怕有1000万……不,只要有500万存款,我这辈子都不会再碰一下鸡胸!” Awakes! You do not have the boyfriend!” “醒醒!你没男朋友!” Complained successfully to harm Li Yu, and made everyone's mood slightly joyful some. 吐槽成功伤害到了李渔,并且让所有人的心情都稍微愉悦了些许。 slow female senior stares at Liu Li to look, sees her shy smiling, then steps lively pace to go out, finally could not bear explode thickly. 学姐盯着刘璃看,看到她腼腆的笑了笑,然后迈着轻快的步伐出门,终于忍不住爆了粗。 Mother! No matter online how, I only take Little Colored Glaze in any case!” “妈的!不管网上怎么哔哔,反正我只服小琉璃!” Does not have the half of cause and effect on vent, making all sisters dumbfounded. 没有前因后果的半截发泄,让所有姐妹都哑口无言。 ...... …… The Brother Dog chest ka ka is stabbed, does not dare to open the private letter therapy again, has bored has a look at these repeaters. 狗哥胸口咔咔挨刀,又不敢再打开私信疗伤,只好无聊的看看那些转发。 The Budweiser official absolutely is most positive. 百威官方绝对是最积极的。 Budweiser, pulls out the award! Budweiser boosts Project Hope with you together, is the Royal Court music magnificent ceremony cries out to cheer!】 【喝百威,抽大奖!百威与您一同助力希望工程,为王庭音乐盛典呐喊喝彩!】 That batch of Budweiser red aluminum that Eldest Young Wang subscribes have done the lottery ticket on the bottle cap without enough time, the activity that therefore Budweiser conducts temporarily, is to rub the heat degree, rubs hardly. 汪大少订的那批百威红铝已经来不及在瓶盖上搞奖券了,所以百威是临时搞的活动,就是要蹭热度,硬蹭。 The activity plan is very simple, is the Budweiser beer quantity that the statistics the music festival consumes that night. 活动方案很简单,就是统计当夜音乐节消耗的百威啤酒数量。 The unification supplies 355 ml that model of red aluminum bottle, the retail price 15 dollars, consume a bottle that night every time, the Budweiser China will increase price 10 times, namely 150 Yuan, donate to Project Hope. 统一供应355ml那款红色铝瓶,零售价15块钱,当夜每消耗一瓶,百威中国将加价十倍,即150元,捐赠给希望工程 Then that night the numbers in the units place, latter double-digit, latter three figures, latter four figures and latter five figures consumption total, the showing a ticket code of respective corresponding barley net electron admission ticket. 然后当夜消耗总数的个位数、后两位数、后三位数、后四位数、后五位数,各自对应大麦网电子门票的出票码。 Amounts to five awards, was on the 7 th Hainan the luxurious roaming two person meal. 总计五份大奖,是海南七日豪华游双人套餐。 That night had/left the prize on the 31 st, on the morning of 1 st announced, made the winner in the Hainan wave to directly crisp. 31号当天夜里出奖,一号早上公布,直接让中奖者在海南浪到爽。 This time is the true luxurious roaming, the lodging is Five-star Hotel presidential suite, all scenic area all high-end project entire opening. 这次是真正的豪华游,住宿都是五星级酒店总统套房,所有景区所有高端项目全开放。 If the winner does not have the time, can the commutation be the 200000 Yuan. 如果中奖者没时间,可以折现为20万元人民币。 Budweiser in this chicken clever flattered wave of Eldest Young Wang, shining writes —— 百威在此又鸡贼的讨好了一波汪大少,明晃晃的写着—— Wishes the Chief Wang 20 th birthday joyful by this!】 【以此预祝汪总20岁生日快乐!】 Has a look at others ass-licking, has a look at the slow response of Hainan coconut tree juice, Eldest Young Wang to feel that again a little could not drive. 看看人家的马屁,再看看海南椰汁的迟钝反应,汪大少感觉有点带不动了。 However Hainan and Sanya government displays actually earnestly and is extremely extremely appropriate. 不过海南和三亚政府倒是表现得极热切、极妥帖。 Later follows up, no one has thought, unexpectedly is delicious cola. 之后跟进的,谁都没想到,居然是可口可乐 Comes up to start to lick, being probable to support the music festival, is the drink supplies free, supplies for oneself cold Lian to transport. 上来就开始舔,非得要赞助音乐节,全系饮料免费供应,自备冷链运输。 Simultaneously asks somebody Wang Yan in secret the relation, filthy rich opens the mouth: Support fee you open a price!” 同时托人在私下里联系上汪言,财大气粗开口:“赞助费您开个价!” Friend business pepsi cola is naturally unwilling to fall behind, officer slightly direct Wealthy Wang. 友商百事可乐自然不甘落后,官微直接汪富贵 Kept aloof deliciously was too long, respect that they could not give, pepsi 【可口高高在上太久了,他们给予不了的尊重,百事可以】 Finally has not done what detailed work in secret, direct a few words: To many, we turns time deliciously! 结果私底下就没搞什么花活,直接一句话:可口给多少,我们翻倍! If Wang Yan wants to amass money by this matter, only this sponsor, can knock 20,000,000! 汪言要是想靠这事儿敛财,只此一家赞助商,就能敲出来2000万 In addition behind these are lining up to brandish various kind of manufacturers of bill, amasses money to be the same simply probably. 再加上后面那些排着队挥舞着钞票的各类厂商,简直像是抢钱一样。 No, compared with amassing money special quick! 不,比抢钱都特么快! The heat degree arrived, these at all are not the matters. 热度到了,那些根本不是事儿。 What a pity, our Brother Dog is not short of money. 可惜,咱狗哥不缺钱。 Rejects directly completely, said: My birthday lies, does not need to support! 直接全部拒绝,放话出去:我的生日趴,不需要赞助! Did you ask the Budweiser beer? 你问百威啤酒? I buy. 我自己花钱买的。 The major factories were stopped up dumbfounded, depressed 各大厂家都被堵得哑口无言,郁闷得要死 silly netizens actually hi a wave, is watching the fun, while writes various pieces. 沙雕网友们倒是又嗨了一波,一边看着热闹,一边编着各种段子。 Then, finally in some people very display from the Budweiser chicken are reminded, asked Wang Yan: God Wang, Budweiser did birthday lottery for you, don't you do one?” 然后,终于有人从百威的鸡贼表现里得到提醒,问汪言:“汪神,百威都替你搞了生日抽奖,你不搞一个吗?” Wang Yan briefly says intent gai must reply four characters: tomorrow announced.” 汪言言简意赅得回复了四个字:“明天公布。” In a twinkling, the heat degree starts to rise. 霎时间,热度又开始上扬。 Less than 10 seconds, the wind has several thousand to closely examine and guess. 十秒钟不到,飙出好几千条追问、猜测。 eldest young switches off APP directly, looks at sufficient of Virtual Godhead to be able the data, with a smile in a paralysis toward sofa. 大少直接关掉APP,看一眼虚拟神格的充能数据,笑着往沙发里一瘫。 Delicious ah......” “美滋滋……” ...... …… Grass! Grass! Grass!” “草!草!草!” Huang Yiqing again and again and again fell cellphone. 黄一勍又双叒叕摔了一台手机 Is operating the trumpet, goes forth to battle personally, day and night black Wang Yan two days, finally the fart uses not to have, makes Wang Yan the entire net focus on the contrary, but exploded with rage my Brother Huang. 开着小号,亲自上阵,没日没夜的黑了汪言两天,结果屁用没有,反倒又让汪言成为全网焦点,可是气炸了我黄哥 Breathed heavily the half-day thick air/Qi, Eldest Young Huang desperate realizing, this time also did not have the opportunity. 喘了半天粗气,黄大少绝望的意识到,这次又没机会了。 Thinks carefully, he even has to dejectedly acknowledge, actually from the beginning, against side has no opportunity. 仔细想想,他甚至不得不沮丧的承认,其实从一开始,反方就没有任何机会。 Wang Yan was too discrete. 汪言太谨慎了。 From the start does not have any plays with the thoughts of public opinion, has not played any tricks, to make any petty action. 压根没有任何玩弄舆论的心思,没有耍任何小聪明、搞任何小动作。 first Weibo, pointed out that directly admission ticket will be used in charity. 第一微博,就直接点明“门票将用于慈善”。 Therefore initiated the showing off disturbance although, causing the entire net to hold a wave of big discussion regarding showing off, let many big V fate nigrotic acid critique, did not have injured truly. 所以尽管引发了炫富风波,导致全网对于“炫富”进行了一波大讨论,让不少大V下场黑酸批判,却始终没有真正受到伤害。 Entire journey sitting at ease in a fishing boat despite the storm, looked that Blackie perform the monkey play. 全程稳坐钓鱼台,看黑子们表演猴戏。 If not base stands so solidly, as long as a little wants to do the show operation of reverse, may turn over. 如果不是基本盘立得如此扎实,但凡有一点想要搞反转的骚操作,都有可能翻车。 Huang Yiqing thinks that this goods his mother is 20 years old, how never didn't make mistakes clearly ah?! 黄一勍就想不明白了这货才他妈20岁,怎么从来不犯错?! Even if hates Wang Yan to hate the absolutely irreconcilable degree, Huang Yiqing still had one share to dread at heart. 即使恨汪言恨到不共戴天的程度,黄一勍心里仍然生出了一股子畏惧。 Illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy in heart, is demoralized, he could not stay put at home. 气结于心,意志消沉,他在家里待不住了。 Turns out new cellphone, skilled found the SIM card, the installment and starting, allocates several telephones. 翻出一部新手机,熟练的找到SIM卡,安装、开机,拨出几个电话。 brothers, brother is unhappy, walks, accompanies brother to relax!” 兄弟,不开心,走,陪去散散心!” Is good to force! brother, that previous place sees.” “好勒!,那老地方见。” Hangs up the telephone, Huang Yiqing goes to the hovel to turn out a packet, takes up the car(riage) key, swayed left home. 挂断电话,黄一勍去杂物间翻出一个小包,抄起车钥匙,摇摇晃晃的出了家门。 The vehicle drives out of the parking lot, is roaring to Shangma Road. 车子驶出停车场,咆哮着冲上马路。 In opposite four building facing the street rooms, hidden the hand in darkness, puts down the telescope, held up the intercom. 对面四楼临街房间里,一只隐藏在黑暗中的手,放下望远镜,举起了对讲机。
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