„Before, she went all out chases down me, is not because I wrote the leading lady her, but is I writes insufficiently are many? My next book ei hehe hehe......” “难道说,她之前那么卖力的追杀我,并不是因为我把她写成了女主角,而是我写得还不够多？那我下一本书欸嘿嘿嘿嘿……” In also indulges in fantasy originally, rinses stone towering asking, „also does the Sir, you like the outline teacher originally?” 就在自来也想入非非之际,漱石突兀的问道,“自来也大人,您喜欢纲手老师吧？” „Pū!” Also even frightened the saliva to spurt originally, panic-stricken looks that rinsed the stone to beckon with the hand again and again, „will my my I possibly like outline that violent female? Ha, haha, ha, this point is not funny.” “噗！”自来也吓得连口水都喷出来了,惊恐不已的看着漱石连连摆手,“我我我怎么可能会喜欢纲手那个暴力女？哈,哈哈,哈哈哈,这一点也不好笑。” Looks the appearance that also that conceals originally flurriedly, rinses in stone heart to sigh lightly, it seems like oneself must hold concurrent jobs a residents'committee aunt! 看着自来也那慌乱掩饰的样子,漱石心中轻叹,看来自己还得兼职一回居委会大妈了！ Rinsing the stone is clear, lascivious, but the instinct of man. 漱石非常清楚,好色可是男人的天性。 Especially like this senior old sp, did not persuade or beats savagely originally can make him turn head. 尤其是像自来也这种资深老sp,根本就不是劝说或者暴打就能让他回头的。 To cut off the appearances of these bad books fundamentally, only has two means. 想要从根本上断绝那些不良书籍的出现,只有两个办法。 First , castrates to him! 一是,给他去势！ Second , puts on the shackles to this freedom bold man! 二是,给这个自由奔放的男人套上枷锁！ Thinks of here, rinses the stone unable to bear in the heart sighed, „, for not Zzanka Cassie these high-quality tool people were poisoned, I may really take great pains!” 想到这里,漱石都忍不住在心中感叹,“为了不让卡卡西这些优质工具人被毒害,我可真是煞费苦心！” Seeing to rinse the stone to be silent, on the contrary somewhat were originally afraid, „actually, I did not say that outline is not good, is only, I cannot stop, drifts the indefinite prodigal son, only then in dying will stop his footsteps.” 见漱石沉默不语,自来也自己反倒有些心虚了,“其实吧,我也不是说纲手不好,只是呢,我这个人是停不下来的,一个漂泊无定的浪子,只有在死的时候才会停下他的脚步。” Rinses the stone to blink, „the outline teacher is harmed time can't?” 漱石眨眨眼睛,“纲手老师受到伤害的时候也不会吗？” Also the eye stares originally, the subconsciousness shouts, „who dares!” 自来也眼睛一瞪,下意识喊道,“谁敢！” Rinsed the stone to smile one meaningfully, „prodigal son?” 漱石意味深长的笑了一声,“浪子？” Sees to rinse stone that difference the vision, is originally shameless one red, cough two of putting on airs, „, who can bully her!” 看到漱石那异样的目光,自来也老脸一红,装模作样的咳嗽两声,“哈哈,谁能欺负到她啊！” Rinses stone to sigh, „, if will be the beforehand outline teacher will certainly not have the issue, but also the Sir, should you also know the teacher present situation originally?” 漱石叹道,“如果是以前的纲手老师当然不会有问题,可自来也大人,您应该也知道老师现在的情况吧？” Is also rubbing hands to ridicule to say originally, „does not have the ape flying teacher and big snake pill they!” 自来也搓着手讪笑道,“不是还有猿飞老师和大蛇丸他们嘛！” Rinses visits him who the stone stares, looked that afraid says from also one, „good, when I the Sir your anything did not know originally, I can feel, the teacher she wants to leave the village.” 漱石直勾勾的看着他,看得自来也一阵心虚才开口说道,“好吧,我就当自来也大人您什么都不知道好了,我能感觉得到,老师她是想离开村子的。” „If the teacher contracts to fear the matter of blood sickness to be endured the village to know hostilely, they will certainly not miss this opportunity.” “如果老师患恐血症的事情被敌对忍村知晓,他们一定不会错过这个机会的。” Also long time, smiles bitterly originally silent finally, „do you want to push outline to me?” 自来也沉默良久,最后才苦笑不已,“你就这么想把纲手推给我啊？” Rinses the stone to say with a smile gently, „I felt, if originally also the Sir you, should be able to make the teacher wake up from that nightmare truly!” 漱石温柔笑道,“我只是觉得,如果是自来也大人你的话,应该可以让老师从那个噩梦中真正醒来吧！” Listens to rinse stone to mention that „nightmare”, originally also some puzzles pinched the forehead, later by a very free and easy posture, sat on nearby lawn. 听漱石提及那个“噩梦”,自来也有些困扰的捏了捏眉心,随后以一个十分洒脱的姿势,坐在了旁边的草地上。 „You also sit.” “你也来坐吧。” Rinses an appearance of stone little darling, sits in originally also opposite. 漱石一副乖宝宝的样子,坐在自来也对面。 „Actually, before outline, has had a lover, his name was Katou to break, was......” “其实,纲手以前有过一个恋人,他叫加藤断,是……” „I know.” “我知道。” Is also staring originally, „outline did say with you this?” 自来也瞪着眼睛,“纲手连这个都和你说了？” Rinses the stone to shake the head, „I know from mute there.” 漱石摇摇头,“我是从静音那里知道的。” „, Outline side that little girl......” is also saying originally, suddenly the face muscle pulls out, „wait/etc, you said so many to me, should not want to make me give your little girlfriend to be the bodyguard?” “哦,纲手身边那个小女孩啊……”自来也说着,突然脸部肌肉一抽,“等等,你跟我说了这么多,该不会就是想让我给你的那个小女友当保镖吧？” Rinses the stone, helpless said, „also the Sir, what you did say originally? I am only six years old!” 漱石无奈道,“自来也大人,你说什么呢？我才六岁啊！” Also is originally slanting the eye, „you also know that you are only six years old? Doing seems what emotion expert to be the same!” 自来也斜着眼睛,“你也知道你才六岁啊？搞得好像什么情感专家一样！” Rinses the stone to spread out both hands, „, although said like this possibly is somewhat disrespectful, but, originally also the Sir you and female student had said the words, possibly didn't have me to be many?” 漱石摊开双手,“虽然这样说可能有些失礼,但是,自来也大人您和女生说过的话,可能还没我多吧？” ! 咔嚓！ Also covers the chest originally, felt that here had anything to split probably! 自来也捂住胸口,感觉这里好像有什么东西裂开了！ Rinses the stone to follow up a victory with hot pursuit to ask, „asked you to recall again, how many with you spoke to surpass ten female students to have?” 漱石乘胜追击问道,“再请您回忆一下,和您说话超过十句的女生有多少呢？” Bewildered opening mouth, in the heart had also obtained the answer originally obviously. 自来也一脸茫然的张了张嘴,显然心中已经得出了答案。 „Let alone ten, are I speaks to surpass three female students, probably also on outline?” “别说十句,就是和我说话超过三句的女生,好像也就纲手了吧？” Thinks of here, awakens originally suddenly, „didn't my whole life have the choice?” 想到这里,自来也猛然惊醒,“难道我这辈子连选择的余地都没有了？” Saw the appearance that this is also swayed by personal gains and losses originally, rinses a stone at heart also whisper, „really including over ten words does not have, I start also to plan to decide as 30 words!” 见到自来也这患得患失的样子,漱石心里也一阵嘀咕,“真的连超过十句话的都没有啊,我开始还打算定为三十句话呢！” Originally also hesitant, the rare shy say/way, „you said, what position breaking in the outline palm is?” 自来也犹豫了一阵,难得的扭捏道,“你说,断在纲手心里是个什么样的地位？” „Should high very be very high, after all, the recollection will beautify an image of person.” “应该很高很高吧,毕竟,回忆是会美化一个人的形象的。” Also is originally shameless breaks down, „that I......” 自来也老脸一垮,“那我还是……” Rinses stone some saying of expecting too much, „what you and do a deceased person have to be good to struggle? Said, you hope the outline teacher is that type attended the meeting the person who indifferently forgets to recall?” 漱石有些恨铁不成钢的说道,“你和一个死人有什么好争的？还是说,你希望纲手老师是那种冷漠到会忘记回忆的人吗？” Is also suddenly enlighted originally, yes, if outline really faded from the memory the past, that is that outline who he knows? 自来也恍然大悟,是哦,如果纲手真的淡忘了从前,那还是他认识的那个纲手吗？ Seeing the crucial moment was similar, rinses the stone then to start strikes finally, „reminded your again, the female student who although has spoken with you were not many, the man but who, wants to exchange with the outline teacher but were many!” 见火候差不多了,漱石便发动最后一击,“再提醒您一下,虽然和您说过话的女生不多,但是,想和纲手老师交流的男人可是很多呢！” Originally also complexion one black, but has to acknowledge, so long as did not fear that by domestic abuse, outline indeed is much more popular than him! 自来也脸色一黑,但又不得不承认,只要不怕被家庭暴力的话,纲手的确比他受欢迎得多！ Thinks of here, somewhat could not repress originally, „is not good, it seems like that this immortal must initiate an attack!” 想到这里,自来也有些按捺不住了,“不行,看来本仙人得主动出击了！” „Can give the thing to her? But this Sir also has no thing to take probably acts! Delivers her a frog? Delivers my genuine signature book?” “要送东西给她吗？可是本大爷好像也没什么东西拿得出手的啊！送她一只蛤蟆？或者,送我的亲笔签名书？” Sees also to consider to bring death originally anxiously, rinses the stone to hurry him to block, „also the Sir, my also a little matter wants to ask you to help originally, during this period, you can also first calm ponder!” 见自来也急着想去送死,漱石赶紧把他拦下,“自来也大人,我还有点事情想请您帮忙,在这期间,您也可以先冷静的思考一下！” Is also hesitating originally nod, „you said right, I should consider. Then, what matter you do have?” 自来也沉吟着点点头,“你说得没错,我是应该好好考虑一下。说吧,你有什么事？” „Always thought that he will die a tragic death!” Rinses in stone heart to sigh, said, „I hope you can give me several drops, frog oil of wonderful Mushan!” “总觉得他会死得很惨啊！”漱石心中叹息,说道,“我希望您能给我几滴,妙木山的蛤蟆油！” „, This ease in doing.” Also agrees without thinking originally, but quick then responded, „wait/etc, outline wish did make you study the immortal technique?” “哦,这个好办。”自来也随口答应,但很快便反应过来,“等等,纲手想要让你学仙术？” „This also acted unreasonably, by you now......” “这也太乱来了,以你现在……” „Also the Sir, you misunderstood originally.” Rinses stone saying that „is not I must use.” “自来也大人,您误会了。”漱石说道,“并不是我要用。” „Isn't you uses?” Also stares originally, at once reveals old sp exclusive obscene( harmony) swings the smile, „is outline wants the immortal technique of practicing wet bone forest? Hehe, does not know that what appearance she does change the body to be?” “不是你用？”自来也一愣,旋即露出了老sp专属的淫(和谐)荡笑容,“难道是纲手想要修行湿骨林的仙术？嘿嘿,不知道她变身会是什么样子？” Saw also associates to „uniform/subdue seduction” originally, rinsed stone hurrying to answer, „was my schoolmate, his meridians had a spot almost to break, wanted to restore very difficultly, only then with the most modest energy, had the possibility to join the meridians that he separated!” 见自来也都联想到“制服诱惑”了,漱石赶紧解释道,“是我的一个同学,他的经脉有一处部位几乎完全断裂了,想要修复非常困难,只有用最温和的能量,才有可能将他断开的经脉重新搭接起来！” „Temperate?” Also is originally serious, „, but do you know, the temperate pinnacle is wild!” “温和吗？”自来也面色凝重,“但你知不知道,温和的极致就是狂暴！” „Or the natural energy was temperately excessive, once contacts, on possibility you and naturally fusing together in the true sense!” “或者说,自然能量温和过头了,一旦接触,就可能将你和自然真正意义上的融为一体！”