KI :: Volume #1

#42: Headmistress


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Ten great beauties? 十大美人? Such old stem?” Zu An cannot bear complain, more than ten years ago the repertoire of novel.” “这么老的梗?”祖安忍不住吐槽,“十几年前小说的套路了吧。” What novel?” Wei Suo also stares, but continues saying that you manage anything to be never old, the people love, is the classical thing.” “什么小说?”韦索也是一愣,不过还是继续说道,“你管什么老不老,人民群众喜闻乐见,就是经典的东西。” Zu An laughs: Said is reasonable , to continue, which has ten in a big way?” 祖安哈哈一笑:“说的有道理,继续继续,到底有哪十大?” A Wei Suo being a promising young man expression, the supporting speaker, this is audience should have the professional accomplishment that at the right moment, otherwise oneself Balla Balla like fool: First beauty naturally was Eldest Young Lady Chu Chuyan of Brightmoon Duke, that was really the white clothing such as snow Fairy Maiden descends to earth, the person was also beautiful, cultivation base was also high, was in the entire Academy 99% dreams the sweetheart.” 韦索一副孺子可教的表情,适时捧哏,这才是一个听众该有的职业素养,不然自己一个人巴拉巴拉像傻子一样:“第一美人儿当然是明月公家的大小姐楚初颜了,那真是白衣如雪仙子下凡,人又美,修为又高,是整个学院百分之九十九的梦中情人。” Then he also long sighs: Only she got married pitifully in the past few days, heard that also marries the good-for-nothing who in a city became famous, in the anger school does not know many youth talents want to look for his duel, really does not know that fellow ancestral grave braved what light smoke.” 接着他又长长叹了一口气:“只可惜她前些天成亲了,听说还嫁给了一个城里出了名的窝囊废,气得学校里不知道多少青年才俊想找他决斗,真不知道那家伙祖坟冒了什么青烟。” Zu An finger pinches giggle makes noise, smiles holds his shoulder: You said anything, said again.” 祖安手指头捏得咯咯作响,满脸笑容地抓住他的肩膀:“你说什么呢,再说一遍。” Oh ~ the severe pain of shoulder makes Wei Suo respond immediately, just matter that hears in the school entrance, quickly compensates to say with a smile, I almost forgot you am that vexed...... bah, you were really handsome and intelligent the handsome like a jade tree abundant god to be handsome, lead to have my 78 elegant demeanor, can make Chu Family Eldest Young Lady have a liking for no wonder.” “哎哟~”肩头的剧痛让韦索马上反应过来,刚刚在校门口听到的事情,急忙赔笑道,“我差点忘了你就是那个窝囊……啊呸呸,兄台果然一表人才玉树临风丰神俊朗,帅得都有我的七八分风采了,也难怪能让楚家大小姐看上。” Zu An could not bear look at his two dreadful bao teeth, thought that this fellow face was thick-skinned actually has my several points of elegant demeanor, simultaneously somewhat asked curiously: Why only then do 99% people like her?” 祖安忍不住看了看他那两颗猥琐的龅牙,心想这家伙脸皮厚得倒是有我的几分风采,同时有些好奇地问道:“为什么只有百分之九十九的人喜欢她?” „The Chu Family Eldest Young Lady temper was too mainly cold, has an aloofing feeling naturally.” Wei Suo replied. “主要还是楚家大小姐性子太冷了,天然有一种拒人于千里之外的感觉。”韦索答道。 Yes?” Zu An thinks that she reads that romance picture itself/Ben covertly, the mouth appears a happy expression, that is you insufficiently understands her.” “是么?”祖安想到她偷偷摸摸看得那本言情画本,嘴边浮现出一丝笑意,“那是你们不够了解她。” We naturally did not have you to understand.” Wei Suo somewhat said sourly, you had lost/carrying distance to contact with her, can not understand. “我们当然没你了解了。”韦索有些酸溜溜地说道,你都和她有过负距离接触了,能不了解么。 Except for Chu Family Eldest Young Lady, but also who?” Zu An does not know that his thoughts, then continue to ask, eavesdropped on that the Academy information is also good. “除了楚家大小姐,还有谁呢?”祖安不知道他的心思,便继续问道,多探听一下学院的情报也是好的。 Wei Suo then said: Second was the front section day just Pei Mianman that transferred schools to come from other schools, that stature, tsk tsk tsk, I like this with saying, any man saw that she can the earliest possible time associate to the bed, was in Academy in the dreams of all men the sweetheart.” 韦索这才说道:“第二名就是前段日子刚从其他学校转学而来的裴绵曼,那身材,,我这样跟说吧,任何男人见到她都会第一时间联想到床,是学院里所有男人的梦中情人。” Zu An recalled the scene of last night and her near body fight, the subconsciousness echoes saying: Un, the lethal weapon is indeed threatening.” 祖安回忆起昨晚和她近身搏斗的场景,下意识附和道:“嗯,的确凶器逼人。” Wei Suo somewhat despises, you have not looked, does not know that is infatuated anything. 韦索不禁有些鄙夷,你都没看过,也不知道在陶醉个啥。 Zu An notices difference suddenly: Why she was liked by the percentage hundred men, instead ranked second?” 祖安忽然注意到其中的区别:“为什么她被百分百的男人喜欢,反而排第二?” This you do not understand,” an tone of Wei Suo seasoned person educates him, such best quality goods rare beauty suits works as the sweetheart, is not suitable to become the wife, Chu Family Eldest Young Lady that type is suitable, therefore was arranged for first.” “这你就不懂了,”韦索一副过来人的语气教育他,“这样的极品尤物适合当情人,不适合当老婆,楚家大小姐那种才适合,所以被排为第一。” Zu An cannot bear give the thumbs-up: Your respected opinion! Who is third?” 祖安忍不住竖起了大拇指:“兄台高见!第三是谁?” Wei Suo replied: „The third young person is the foreign language teacher in school......” 韦索答道:“第三位红颜就是学校的外语老师……” What? Foreign language teacher?” In Zu An wind disorderly, „does this world have to learn the foreign language?” “什么?外语老师?”祖安风中凌乱,“这个世界也有学外语的?” What evil really made, was previous life tossed about unbearably, finally this world by foreign language class also? As far as he know calling sparks/Mars anything that writes the novel, obviously is the talent of foremost person in the field, finally the college entrance examination foreign language has not passed an examination, can only go to a Nanjing University. 真是造了什么孽啊,前世就被外语这门课折腾得够呛,结果这个世界还来?据他所知还有个写小说的叫火星什么的,明明是状元之才,结果高考外语都没及格,只能去上个南大了。 Naturally had the foreign language,” Wei Suo an expression that looked at the idiot looked at him, after the earlier war, other clans was rushed to the place of square bitter cold by our Human Race, but in our society also many Foreign Race people, they had the respective custom language culture, we naturally must find that otherwise in the future and Foreign Race person to, if could not understand them, to suffer a loss?” “当然有外语了,”韦索一副看白痴的表情看他,“经过前期的大战,其他各族被我们人族赶到了四方苦寒之地,不过我们社会中也有不少异族的人,他们都有各自的风俗语言文化,我们自然也是要了解的,不然将来和异族人对上,若是听不懂他们的话,岂不是吃亏?” Zu An is startled, he just arrived at this world, too has not understood the millenniums ago war of Human Race and Foreign Race, but he can feel each Human Race to have the pride and self-confidence of the heart, as if past Tang period common people that feeling. 祖安一怔,他刚来到这个世界,还不太了解千年前人族异族之战,但他能感受到每一个人族都有发自内心的骄傲与自信,仿佛昔日盛唐时期百姓那种感觉。 Arrived at prosperous times, the prosperous times are good, this can work as enjoying happiness playboys with ease.” Zu An rejoices. “来到了一个盛世啊,盛世好啊,这样才能轻轻松松当一个享福的纨绔子弟嘛。”祖安庆幸不已。 Which did I just speak of?” Wei Suo thinks to record, third is foreign language teacher Shang Liuyu, not only the life results in beautiful, character also simple and elegant quiet and refined, according to me said that such gentle mature big Big Sister should rank first, school these kid each and everyone will only like the contemporaries.” “我刚刚说到哪儿了?”韦索想了想才记起来,“第三是外语老师商留鱼,不仅人生得美,性格还清雅娴静,按我说这样温柔成熟的大姐姐才该排第一,学校那些小屁孩一个个只会喜欢同龄人。” Zu An wants to ask a Your Excellency your age, is a kid actually likes the Onee-san class/flow obviously, well, wait/etc, did he say the foreign language teacher to call Shang Liuyu a moment ago? 祖安很想问一句阁下贵庚,明明也是个小屁孩却喜欢御姐流,咦,等等,他刚才说外语老师叫商留鱼 It is not that Ji Dengtu mentioned, un, it seems like later had the opportunity to contact her, had a look at the opportunity...... 不就是纪登徒提到的那位么,嗯,看来以后有机会要多接触她一番,看看有没有机会…… This Teacher Shang cultivation base several?” Zu An thought that must complete the intelligence, so as to avoid being grasped when the time comes died a tragic death. “这位商老师修为几品?”祖安觉得还是要做好情报工作,免得到时候被抓了死得很惨。 cultivation base?” The Wei Suo brow twists, Teacher Shang does not seem like by cultivation base grows perceptibly, had not heard the news in this aspect, wants to come at most is about Fourth Rank.” 修为?”韦索眉头一拧,“商老师好像不是以修为见长,没听说过这方面的消息,想来顶多是个四品左右吧。” Fourth Rank?” Zu An at present one bright, as if the disparity is not big, that said do oneself have the opportunity? 四品?”祖安眼前一亮,似乎差距也没那么大,那岂不是说自己还有机会? Wei Suo from attending to saying: Arranges fourth was our principal Jiang Luofu, best quality goods Onee-san, proper queen, not only the person looks beautiful, was our Academy strongest expert.” 韦索已经自顾说道:“排第四的就是我们校长姜罗敷了,极品御姐,妥妥的女王,不仅人长得美,还是我们学院最强者。” Principal female?” Zu An is startled. “校长是女的?”祖安吃了一惊。 Who said the principal if certainly male?” The appearance that a Wei Suo face he has not experienced, originally Principal Jiang can also arrange first, wants to come is because her body pressure is too heavy, will fall to fourth, has to sigh that this kid is really not good.” “谁说校长一定要是男的?”韦索一脸他没见识的样子,“本来姜校长也是可以排第一的,想来是因为她身上威压太重,才会落到第四名吧,不得不感叹这届小屁孩是真的不行啊。” cough cough, the back censured the principal, doesn't your boy want to live?” Front has raised up the ear to hear that school staff with great interest unable to bear the reminder say. ,背后非议校长,你小子不想活了?”前面一直竖起耳朵听得津津有味的那个学校工作人员忍不住提醒道。 Wei Suo a face compensates to smile immediately: Felt relieved, did not say the principal.” 韦索马上一脸赔笑:“放心放心,不说校长了。” That staff then turn around. 那工作人员这才转过身去。 Wei Suo then said to Zu An: Young person records fifth is next door Chengyang spring Duke thousand gold (daughter) Wu Qing, the person looks is actually very beautiful, but the temperament is not so it is said good.” 韦索接着对祖安说道:“红颜录第五是隔壁城阳泉公爵的千金吴晴,人倒是长得挺美,但是据说脾气不那么好。” Young person records sixth is City Lord thousand gold (daughter) Xie Daoyun, was you a moment ago that Xie Xiu Big Sister that saw in the school entrance. Different with the younger brother, she is a big talented woman, cultivation is also fierce, character also gentle like water, according to me looked that Wu Qing can arrange in front of her occupied her father's light completely.” “红颜录第六是城主千金谢道韫,就是你刚才在校门口见到的那个谢秀姐姐。和弟弟不同,她是个大才女,修炼也厉害,性格还温婉如水,按我看吴晴能排在她前面完全是占了她爹的光。” Seventh is Ji Xiaoxi, probably the female of Divine Physician Ji Dengtu, the person looks petite Linglong(exquisite), really moe, in the school her the fan not Chu Chuyan and Pei Mianman are less, is most loves, what a pity is not my vegetable/dish that loli controls.” “第七名是纪小希,好像是神医纪登徒之女,人长得娇小玲珑,真的是非常地萌,学校里她的拥趸不比楚初颜裴绵曼少,是萝莉控的最爱,可惜不是我的菜。” Zu An hears in the heart to move, never expected that little miss of inside the valley understanding unexpectedly also studies in the school, but also is really the fate, it seems like later wants many and her takes a walk, after all the happiness of oneself next half a lifetime all counted on her father. 祖安听得心中一动,没想到山谷里认识的那个小姑娘竟然也在学校里读书,还真是缘分啊,看来以后要多和她走动走动,毕竟自己下半生的幸福全指望她爹了。 Eighth is in the city Zheng Family princess Zheng Dan, entire Brightmoon City, besides Chu Family, Zheng Family perhaps is richest, later who married her at least to struggle for 30 years, naturally could not compare your marrying Miss Chu Family little to struggle for 50 years.” “第八名是城中郑家的千金小姐郑旦,整个明月城,除了楚家之外,郑家恐怕就是最富有的了,以后谁娶了她至少可以奋斗三十年,当然比不上你这种娶了楚家小姐可以少奋斗五十年的了。” Zu An sighs secretly, his son-in-law has seriously bitterly knew, Chu Family high and low also few takes seriously him personally, little struggles for 50 years is also only the view of bystander. 祖安暗暗叹了一口气,他这个姑爷当真是有苦自知,楚家上下也没几个人把他当真,少奋斗五十年也只是外人的看法而已。 Naturally the man face cannot lose outside, he naturally must ship out the appearance that overpraised. 当然男人在外面子是不能输的,他自然要装出一副过奖过奖的模样。 Some rumors said that Zheng Family must defend to marry with the newly appointed county probably, does not know the genuine and fake.” Wei Suo mentioned this on some meaning difficult draws, said that was the air/Qi, originally were few on monk many meat, finally each and everyone returned beautiful woman has a partner.” “不过有传言说郑家好像要和新上任的郡守联姻,不知道真假。”韦索说起这个就有些意难平,“说起来就是气,本来就僧多肉少,结果一个个名花有主了。” Zu An patted his shoulder taking pleasure in others' misfortunes: Felt relieved that is not also some so many single, I believe that by your strength, can still be easy.” 祖安幸灾乐祸地拍了拍他的肩头:“放宽心啦,不是还有那么多单身的嘛,我相信以兄台的实力,依然能手到擒来的。” That is ~ Wei Suo first raises, but thinks oneself most pleasing is actually Principal Jiang, was immediately discouraged, the following words are also worn out, young person records ninth is Chu Family Second Young Lady Chu Haizhao, can see her since childhood is the beautiful woman embryo, but did not have long to open thoroughly, in addition usually conduct attitude like the tomboy, therefore arranged at behind.” “那是~”韦索头一扬,不过想到自己最中意的其实是姜校长,顿时就泄了气了,后面的话也有气无力起来,“红颜录第九名是楚家二小姐楚还招,看得出她从小就是个美人胚子,不过还没彻底长开,再加上平时行事作风像个假小子一样,所以排在了后面。” „The tenth name I gave to forget, that person had special makings probably, could not think her very much subconsciously......” “第十的名字我给忘了,那人好像有一种特殊气质,很让人下意识想不起来她......” Can arrange the young person records first ten is extremely outstanding beauty, in my opinion face value actually could not differ many, affected to rank mainly other factors synthesized in together.” “能排进红颜录前十的都是极为出众的美人儿,在我看来颜值其实也相差不了多少,影响排名的主要还是其他因素综合在一起。” Sees Head that he said saying that Zu An has profound respect: Really has this opinion, is really the senior driver.” 见他说的头头是道,祖安不禁肃然起敬:“竟然有这番见解,果然是老司机。” Wei Suo was actually modestly unprecedented: Where where, I am only the theory faction, cannot compare your type to experience the first beautiful woman's practice to send personally......, how I was saying a little wants to cry?” 韦索倒是破天荒谦虚了起来:“哪里哪里,我只是理论派,还是比不上你这种可以亲自体验第一美人的实践派……咦,我怎么说着有点想哭呢?” Good was good, do not talk nonsense here, Wei Suo yourself come up to the class.” That staff are pointing at a front not far away classroom, the school was very big, walks for a long time arrived. “行了行了,你俩不要在这里胡扯了,韦索你自己到班上去。”那个工作人员指着前方不远处一个教室,学校很大,走了这么久才走到。 Then to Zu An beckoned: You come with me, the principal must see you.” 然后对祖安招了招手:“你跟我来,校长要见你。” Wei Suo was anxious immediately: Is new student/life, why the principal does not see me.” 韦索顿时急了:“都是新生,为什么校长不见我啊。” Staff rolled the eyes: You test normally, others are the partner in exchange of improper favors, can be the same?” 工作人员翻了个白眼:“你是正常考进来的,人家是关系户,能一样么?” Zu An is somewhat awkward in one side, feeds, was in front of my saying that these good, didn't I attach great importance to face-saving? 祖安在一旁有些尴尬,喂喂喂,当着我的面说这些好么,我不要面子的? Hears this reason, Wei Suo can only accept fate reluctantly, walked several steps in the classroom direction, suddenly turns head saying: Remembers that looks at principal several eyes, came back saying that with me today she puts on what stockings!” 听到这个原因,韦索只能无奈地认命,往教室方向走了几步,忽然回过头来说道:“记得多看校长几眼,回来跟我说说今天她穿什么丝袜!” Zu An: „......” 祖安:“……” The staff get angry to strike an attitude to hit, Wei Suo is not according to the circumstances right, quickly moved sideways to hide in the classroom. 工作人员黑着脸作势欲打,韦索见机不对,急忙闪身躲到了教室里。 The staff then look at Zu An to warn ill-humoredly: Do not listen to that fellow to ramble on, if annoyed the principal, even if were Brightmoon Duke cannot preserve you.” 工作人员这才没好气地看着祖安警告道:“你可别听那家伙瞎扯,要是惹到了校长,哪怕是明月公也保不住你。” Zu An, somewhat was simultaneously curious to this beautiful woman principal. 祖安哦了一声,同时对这位美女校长有些好奇起来。 Follows behind the staff, arrives around big floor, with classroom building that side different, here staircase has the red rug to spread, above design is fine and precious. 跟在工作人员后面,来到旁边一栋高大的楼层,和教学楼那边不同,这里的楼梯都有红色的地毯铺着,上面图案精美而贵重。 Is simply luxurious!” Zu An has to sigh that the vermilion gate wine and meat is smelly, no matter really which world, the school is biggest the broad construction forever is the administrative building. “简直是奢侈啊!”祖安不得不感叹一下朱门酒肉臭,果然不管是哪个世界,学校最高大恢弘的建筑永远是行政楼。 That staff reminded: „The office of teacher in this building, although some people often do not come, but later do not burst, otherwise has an accident do not blame me not to remind.” 那工作人员提醒道:“老师的办公室都在这楼里,虽然有一些人不常过来,但你以后也不要乱闯,否则出了事别怪我没提醒。” Zu An, where was actually deliberately considering the Shang Liuyu office, but changes mind thinks, her personal clothing will not stay in the office. 祖安哦了一声,却在寻思商留鱼的办公室在哪儿,不过转念一想,她的贴身衣物也不会留在办公室吧。 Ascends the step, but on arrived at the attic, after the long corridor, the staff arrives at the end together the room, knocks on a door: Principal Sir, I have brought Zu An.” 一路拾阶而上来到了顶楼,经过一道漫长的走廊,工作人员来到尽头的房间,敲了敲门:“校长大人,我已经把祖安带来了。” Makes him come.” After the gate, transmits a formulation the sound, for all this, the voice of that unique and rich rhythm, has made any man daydream serial sufficiently. “让他进来。”门后传来一个公式化的声音,尽管如此,那独特而又富有韵律的嗓音,已经足以让任何男人遐想连篇了。
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