Xue'er is just about to open the mouth, Zu An has fired the artillery to say continuous: „Just I fell to the pond in muddleheaded went, younger sister Xue'er saves me, finally the accidentally foot stepped on to slide also to fall, I can a wee bit water, force to rescue her luckily.” 雪儿正要开口,祖安就已经连珠发炮地说道:“刚刚我稀里糊涂掉到水塘里去了,雪儿妹妹来救我,结果不小心脚踩滑了也跌了进来,幸好我会一丁点水,才勉强把她救了起来。” The ghosts know that who is must kill him, first avoids having no consideration for face, when I understood that more information said again. 鬼知道到底是谁要杀他,先避免撕破脸,等我了解更多情报再说。 The Xue'er complexion Yin clear change, has not refuted finally. 雪儿脸色阴晴变化,最终却没有反驳。 „Really is this?” Chu Chuyan looked at Xue'er, „your whole body soaked, first bathes to change clothes, washed eating meal.” “真的是这样么？”楚初颜看了一眼雪儿,“你们浑身都湿透了,先去沐浴更衣吧,洗完了吃饭。” Said that goes far away floating, looks at Zu An to complain, a white clothing both feet does not moisten, the greater part of the night saw that this stance also thought damn. 说完又飘然远去,看得祖安吐槽不已,一席白衣双脚不沾地,大半夜看到这架势还以为见鬼了呢。 However he realizes a difficult problem immediately: „Xue'er, bathes to change clothes to where, or we together?” 不过他马上意识到一个难题:“雪儿,到哪里去沐浴更衣啊,要不我们一起吧？” „Go away!” Xue'er thought that now is untidy, does not hit the mothers not to know you after me, is surnamed with you. “滚！”雪儿心想要不是现在衣衫不整,不把你打得妈都不认识我以后跟你姓。 Somewhat loved dearly looked at a melon seed that scattered on the ground, stamps the feet then slightly runs to leave. 有些心疼地看了一眼散落在地上的瓜子,跺了跺脚便小跑离开了。 Chu Chuyan sent a young male servant to guide luckily, bathed after to the room in changed clothes, Zu An is looking at the appearance in mirror, had 78 to be similar to previous life, was thin, but he is very satisfied: „Really is so graceful, although cannot compare Pan An, but compares what Ximen Qing to be stronger such a to lose.” 幸好楚初颜派了一个小厮过来带路,到房间里沐浴更衣过后,祖安望着镜子里的模样,和前世的自己有七八分相似,就是清瘦了许多,不过他已经很满意了:“果然还是这么帅,虽然比不上潘安,但比什么西门庆还是要强那么一丢丢的。” Originally also somewhat anticipated situation that a while and cheap wife dines together, who knows that Chu Chuyan has not made an appearance from the start again, but some people delivered some meals to come. 本来还有些期待等会儿和便宜老婆一起用餐的情形,谁知道楚初颜压根没再露面,只是有人送了一些饭菜过来。 „I depend, when I am prisoner?” Zu An realized suddenly oneself somewhat overestimate this world live-in son-in-law position, looked that this stance is connected including the above the qualifications that the table eats meal not to have. “我靠,当我是犯人么？”祖安忽然意识到自己还是有些高估这个世界上门姑爷的地位,看这架势连上桌吃饭的资格都没有啊。 „Does not eat the charity food!” Zu An does not understand who this why are willing to endure such humiliation, takes up the meal then to throw one side, who knows that in a while the belly resounded cluck the sound suddenly, the fragrance of meal also kept transmitting. “不吃嗟来之食！”祖安不明白这一世的自己为什么愿意忍受这样的屈辱,拿起饭菜便扔到一旁,谁知道没过多久肚子忽然响起了咕咕的声音,饭菜的香气也不停传来。 The Zu An knitting the brows head, decides the real man to be adaptable to the situation finally, quick then carries to sweep away these meals, the meal that let alone, this chef makes is very fragrant. 祖安皱了皱眉头,最终还是决定大丈夫能屈能伸,很快便将那些饭菜重新端起来一扫而空,别说,这厨子做的菜还挺香的。 Used up the food, Zu An thought that the whole body was more comfortable, started to ponder how then should survive in this world. 用完了饭,祖安觉得浑身舒坦了许多,开始思考接下来该如何在这个世界生存。 He looks for the written records in the room, wrote down the title: Different seeking livehood guide. 他在房中找来纸笔,写下了标题:异界求生指南。 Then before his mind starts to recall , the information that online sees, then cannot help but starts to fondly remember the previous life computer, tastes the game on cell phone, fondly remembers at the forum the person with the pleasant sensation that debated...... 然后他脑海中开始回忆之前网上看到的信息,然后不由自主开始怀念前世的电脑,回味手机上的游戏,怀念论坛上和人辩论的快感…… Also has not known how long, noticed outside day to be black suddenly. 也不知道过了多久,忽然注意到外面天已经黑了。 Wait, why do I want to come a moment ago? 等等,我刚才想干啥来着？ Looks only then title rough draft, his eyelid jumped jumping, rubbed one group to throw directly, decided to go out to stroll, looked to inquire more news. 看着只有个标题的草稿,他眼皮跳了跳,直接揉成一团扔了,决定出门逛逛,看能不能打探一下更多的消息。 When this he of live-in son-in-law received so many bird air/Qi, oneself this usually the helpful character, naturally must vent anger for him, inspires the husband outline. 这一世的他当上门姑爷受了这么多鸟气,自己这样素来乐于助人的性格,当然要替他出出气,振一下夫纲。 Although is not quite familiar with this house, but by the skill of his tongue resplendent lotus flower, very easy to inquire the Chu Chuyan dwelling from the servant population, but also without passing through the gate, heard in the room the Xue'er sound: „Young lady, cracking with the teeth melon seed?” 虽然对这宅子还不太熟悉,但以他舌灿莲花的本事,很容易从仆人口中打听到楚初颜的住处,还没有进门,就听到屋里雪儿的声音:“小姐,嗑瓜子么？” „Does not want, you also little eat, heard that the melon seed cracked with the teeth the front tooth to shatter.” “不要,你也少吃点,听说瓜子嗑多了门牙会坏掉。” „Young lady you frightened me...... to be right, that fellow was getting more and more excessive, felt before him, wanted to be pleasing to the eyes, today does not know that was which muscle builds wrong.” “小姐你又吓我……对了,那个家伙越来越过分了,感觉他以前还要顺眼些,今天不知道是哪根筋搭错了。” „I also thought that he today and is usually different.” Chu Chuyan un, the heart of Zu An just raised, then heard her also saying that „perhaps was today was struck by lightning, somewhat divided stupidly.” “我也觉得他今天和平时不一样。”楚初颜嗯了一声,祖安的心刚提起来,便听到她又说了一句,“也许是今天被雷劈了,有些劈傻了吧。” Zu An: „......” 祖安:“……” Xue'er was teased the flowering branch to shiver all over, separated a while snort/hum: „Young lady, this fellow handled such matter last night, how hasn't the young lady blamed his meaning?” 雪儿被逗得花枝乱颤,隔了一会儿哼了一声:“小姐,这家伙昨晚做了那样的事情,小姐怎么没有责怪他的意思？” Chu Chuyan light saying: „Last night matter very fishy, tomorrow and parents discussed that one does to haggle over again.” 楚初颜淡淡的说道:“昨晚的事情十分蹊跷,明日和爹娘商议一番再做计较。” Zu An hears in the heart one happy, never expected that this cheap wife also intelligence quotient online, wants to come not to need to perform in the television the repertoires of these dog blood plays. 祖安听得心中一喜,没想到这个便宜老婆还智商在线嘛,想来不必上演电视里那些狗血剧的套路了。 „Really was the cheap this fellow,” Xue'er muttered, „how this thunder has not divided him, otherwise the young lady you did not need to defend this waste.” “真是便宜这家伙了,”雪儿咕哝道,“这雷怎么没劈死他啊,不然小姐你就不用守着这废物了。” „This cannot say again.” Chu Chuyan reproved. “这样的话不许再说。”楚初颜训斥道。 Sees them not to mention near the beforehand basin matter, Zu An thought that is it possible that this matter has nothing to do with the cheap wife, is not right, will be the pretty woman will deceive people, cannot relax vigilantly. 见她们一直没有提到之前水池边的事,祖安心想这件事莫非与便宜老婆无关,不对,越是漂亮的女人越会骗人,不能放松警惕。 Heard in the room Xue'er to keep saying as before own malicious remarks, Zu An got angry immediately. 听到屋里雪儿依旧不停说自己坏话,祖安顿时怒了。 The uncle may endure the aunt is not possible to endure! Tramples the door. 叔可忍婶婶不可忍！一脚踹开房门。 Chu Chuyan saw that his arrival somewhat is also stunned: „Do you do?” 楚初颜看到他的到来也有些错愕:“你来干什么？” „Darkness, without other matters does, naturally slept.” Zu An stared Xue'er that girl one eyes ruthlessly, thought that finds an opportunity with the vice- mute medicine, how looks at you rampantly. “天黑了,又没其他事做,当然来睡觉了。”祖安狠狠地瞪了雪儿那丫头一眼,心想找个机会配副哑药,看你还怎么嚣张。 The Chu Chuyan complexion sank: „Do you come here to do?” 楚初颜脸色沉了下来:“那你来我这里干什么？” „Husband and wife sleep are not perfectly justified?” A Zu An face walked toward the inside room naturally. “丈夫和妻子睡觉不是天经地义的么？”祖安一脸理所当然地往里屋走了过去。 „~” “啊~” A pitiful yell, Zu An was not kicked accidentally/surprisingly. 一声惨叫,祖安毫无意外地被踢了出来。 Xue'er said taking pleasure in others' misfortunes: „Surnamed Zu, what thing your not urination photo oneself are, but also is the wishful thinking intimate with our family/home young lady?” 雪儿幸灾乐祸地说道:“姓祖的,你也不撒泡尿照照自己是什么东西,还痴心妄想亲近我们家小姐？” However not as she expected, in ashamed and angry the expression to the square features, on the contrary has not been a face smile: „Really so.” 不过出乎她意料,对方脸上并没有羞愧与愤怒的表情,反倒是一脸笑容:“果然如此。” Zu An judged from the beforehand all sorts of details, two people should not have own of flesh, this time is only a confirmation, now he is not only angry, instead cheers up, this cheap wife can start to capture/raid from zero. 祖安从之前种种细节判断,两人应该没有肌肤之亲,这次只是一个验证而已,如今他不仅不生气,反而高兴起来,这个便宜老婆可以从零开始攻略嘛。 „Was your head really divided badly?” Xue'er has not seen the response in estimate, always thought that missed anything, might as well not that vigor. “你脑袋真的被劈坏了？”雪儿没看到预想中的反应,总觉得差了点什么,爽得不那么得劲儿。 Zu An also thought that own responded some are not right, quickly receives the smile, makes a grief and indignation the appearance: „Also had the natural justice, in this world which wife did not sleep with the husband.” 祖安也觉得自己的反应有些不对,急忙收起笑容,作出一副悲愤的模样:“还有没有天理了,这世上哪个妻子不和丈夫一起睡觉的。” „Shut up!” The Chu Chuyan face somewhat was finally red, the sleeve wields, the door closes, so as to avoid his shrieking and howling wildly passed on the people in entire dwelling to hear. “闭嘴！”楚初颜脸终于有些红了,袖子一挥,将门关上,免得他的鬼哭狼嚎传得整个宅院的人都听到了。 Zu An continues to act shamelessly to be unruly saying: „You, since does not want to rest with me, that also becomes anything to kiss with me, tomorrow I will run up to the city to beat gongs and drums our truth saying that when the time comes looked is your Chu Family does not have the face to be I do not have the face.” 祖安继续耍赖撒泼道:“你既然不想和我一起睡,那还和我成什么亲啊,明天我就跑到城里敲锣打鼓把我们的实情说出去,到时候看是你们楚家没脸还是我没脸。” „You dare!” The Chu Chuyan stand, the inexplicable imposing manners scattered in all directions. “你敢！”楚初颜站了起来,有一股莫名的气势四散开来。 Zu An snort/hum: „Has anything not to dare, my reputation has passed in any case rottenly did not fear that is more rotten. Actually this along your intent, was not happen to making other rich and powerful family young masters know your impeccable character......” 祖安哼了一声:“有什么不敢的,反正我的名声已经烂透了也不怕更烂。其实这样不是正顺了你的意么,正好让其他豪门公子知道你白璧无瑕……” Chu Chuyan deeply inspires, face cold frost looks at Zu An: „Are you want to sleep with me.” 楚初颜深吸一口气,一脸寒霜地看着祖安:“你是不是很想和我睡觉。” „Yes!” Zu An is excited, this silly little girl can not be muddleheaded violently, where he will miss this good opportunity, Eileen Chang did not convince toward the female will of the people most convenient channel is that anything, you can't unscramble an egg said again. “是啊是啊！”祖安一脸兴奋,这傻妞不会受不得激昏了头吧,他哪会错过这个好机会,人家张爱玲不是说通往女人心最便捷的通道是那啥么,生米煮成熟饭再说。 Chu Chuyan said lightly: „That makes Xue'er accompany you tonight.” 楚初颜淡淡地说道:“那让雪儿今晚陪你吧。” Is eating Xue'er that the seed melon sees a play in one side: „???” 正在一旁吃子瓜看戏的雪儿:“？？？” „Young lady!” “小姐！” The melon seed in hand is not immediately fragrant! 手里的瓜子顿时都不香了！ Chu Chuyan looked at her one eyes, the look quite pondered: „He rescues your time in any case today touched also touched, hugged also hugs. Let alone as the maid-servant concubine, originally has this duty, how, don't you want?” 楚初颜看了她一眼,眼神颇为玩味:“反正今天他救你的时候摸也摸了,抱也抱了。更何况身为通房丫头,本来就有这个义务,怎么,你不愿意么？” Meets with her look, thinks temper that her ordinary day kept promises, the Xue'er whole body shivers, does not dare to say anything again, can only closely bite the lip, in the eye socket the tears is spinning. 和她眼神一接,想到她平日里说一不二的性子,雪儿浑身打了个冷颤,不敢再说什么,只能紧紧咬着嘴唇,眼眶中泪水直打转。 Zu An stares, what rhythm is this? Delivers toward own husband bed on other woman? However thinks that daytime time Xue'er must kill itself, he also wants to have a look at these two what's the matter, therefore gold/metal blade Malaysia sits: 祖安一愣,这是什么节奏？把别的女人往自己老公床上送？不过想到白天的时候雪儿要杀自己,他也想看看这俩到底是怎么回事,于是金刀大马坐下来: „Xue'er Xue'er, serves the master to change clothes quickly.” “雪儿啊雪儿,快来伺候爷更衣。” Chu Chuyan of distant place slightly pressed frowning, the shameless degree of this fellow as if surpassed itself to imagine. 远处的楚初颜微微蹙了蹙眉,这家伙的无耻程度似乎超出了自己想象。 Xue'er looked at Chu Chuyan one miserable, what a pity oneself young lady takes up one volume of books to look directly, if Zu An stands in Chu Chuyan behind, certainly will discover that she clamps in that that small book big book looks in the daytime. 雪儿楚楚可怜望了楚初颜一眼,可惜自家小姐直接拿起一卷书看,如果祖安站在楚初颜身后,一定会发现她夹在大书中间的那本小书正是白天看的那本。 Sees the young lady not to look at her one eyes from the start, Xue'er despaired finally, walked reluctant, stared Zu An one wickedly, a facing death bravely appearance: „Must come to come, when I was nipped one by the dog!” Simultaneously the look deep place hid a wisp of murderous intention, the small hand is tracing hides the thin needle in braid, the look deep place filled struggling. 见小姐压根不看她一眼,雪儿终于绝望了,不情不愿地走了过来,恶狠狠地瞪了祖安一眼,一副英勇就义的模样:“要来就来吧,我就当被狗咬了一口！”同时眼神深处藏着一缕杀机,小手摸了摸藏在辫子里的细针,眼神深处充满了挣扎。 But just also lifted the head in Chu Chuyan of reading at this time, looked to her form looking pensive. 而刚刚在看书的楚初颜这时也抬起了头,望向了她的身影若有所思。 Zu An somewhat is also scared, what medicine that originally wants to probe in their bottle gourd sells, but now this situation, oneself are when the beast the beast is inferior? 祖安也有些发毛,本来只是想试探一下她俩葫芦里卖的什么药,可如今这情形,自己到底是当禽兽呢还是禽兽不如呢？ Finally he makes a determined effort, you are the women did not fear, my man fears anything, since must act in a play, I accompany you to develop! Looked that who first cannot support. 最后他一发狠,你们是女人都不怕,我一个男人怕什么,既然要演戏,那我就陪你们演！看谁先支持不住。 Decided then Jie Jie to smile to get up to throw toward Xue'er...... 打定主意便桀桀地笑了起来往雪儿扑了过去…… Separated a while, in the room resounded a sad and shrill pitiful yell suddenly: „Not!” 隔了一会儿,屋中忽然响起了一声凄厉的惨叫:“不是吧！” Sees only Zu An not to dare to believe is staring under the lower abdomen, the whole person petrification seems to be same, the Chu Chuyan complexion slightly red shift opens the vision, in the look were many an accidental/surprised and pitiful meaning. 只见祖安不敢置信地盯着自己小腹下方,整个人仿佛石化一样,楚初颜脸色微红移开目光,眼神中多了一丝意外和可怜之意。 Being survivor of disaster Xue'er may not be polite, takes up the clothes to cover in bosom while takes back the hidden weapon, simultaneously the taunt expressed the own retaliation to the utmost: „Before thought that you are only good-for-nothing who does not have the skill, now discovered that overestimated you, originally your men were not, ha, laughed at me......” 劫后余生的雪儿可就没那么客气,一边拿起衣裳捂在胸前一边收回暗器,同时极尽嘲讽来表达自己的报复:“之前觉得你只是个没本事的窝囊废,现在发现高估你了,原来你连男人都算不上,哈哈哈,笑死我了……” Zu An did not have the mood of rebuttal, the eyes are full of the tears, the footsteps incomparably left the room heavily, this attack was really big, any other difficulties he had confidence one by one to reduce and solve, but this body had no way inborn male, what significance did that all have? No one can work as Sima Qian. 祖安连反驳的心情都没有了,双眼饱含泪水,脚步无比沉重地离开了房间,这打击实在是太大了,其他任何困难他都有信心一一化解,可这身体天生都没法雄起,那一切还有什么意义？又不是谁都能当司马迁。 Walked happen to bumped into a wryneck subtree shortly, he took down the waistband to entangle mechanically on the branch, decided hanging oneself death ends all troubles, said that is not decided transmigration to go back. 走了没多久正好碰到一棵歪脖子树,他机械地取下腰带缠在树枝上,决定上吊一了百了,说不定死了又穿越回去了呢。 At this moment, near the ear resounded an old sound suddenly: „Your there went to special restriction, is unable to be solvable.” 就在这时,耳边忽然响起了一个苍老的声音:“你那里只是被人下了特殊的禁制而已,并非无法可解。” Zu An then looked, the old man who sees only rickets stands in the , a face as if many years of dried orange peel same wrinkles unseemly, the waist a small hoe, the whole person should not be trembling, as if the wind blows must be but actually common. 祖安回头一看,只见一个佝偻的老头站在附近,一张老脸仿佛多年陈皮一样皱得不像样,腰间别着一个小锄头,整个人颤巍巍的,仿佛风一吹就要倒一般。 memory in mind appears slowly, remembers vaguely this old man is your family place servant, is responsible for handling of garden, usually in quiet eccentric, has almost nothing to have the feeling in your family place, but also was bullied frequently, everyone called him Old Mi. 脑海中的记忆慢慢浮现,依稀记得这个老头是府上一个仆人,负责花园的打理,平日里沉默寡言性格孤僻,在府上几乎没啥存在感,还经常被人欺负,所有人都叫他米老头。 This body beforehand master and he has same problem, had given his some desserts secretly, therefore some impressions. 这具身体之前的主人和他同病相怜,曾经偷偷给过他一些点心,所以有些印象。 However Zu An cares about another problem now: „restriction, who gives under me restriction?” Thought that is it possible that is Chu Chuyan that woman? However listens to her tone not like. 不过祖安现在更关心另一个问题:“禁制,谁给我下的禁制？”心想莫非是楚初颜那女人？不过听她口气也不像啊。 Old Mi shakes the head: „I don't know either, wants to come should , when you are very young plant this restriction.” 米老头摇了摇头:“我也不知道,想来是应该在你很小的时候将这禁制种下的。” „Can senior know the solution?” A Zu An face anticipated that holds his arm, watched so many novel soap operas, such old man looked is not simple, this flash his brain made up many possibilities, past top expert , has to conceal identity to hide in Chu Family for various reasons is an ordinary flower grower...... “前辈可知解法？”祖安一脸期待地抓住他的手臂,看了那么多小说电视剧,这样的老头一看就不简单啊,这一瞬间他就脑补了很多种可能,昔日一位顶尖强者,因为种种原因,不得不隐姓埋名藏在楚家当一位普通的花农…… Such thigh naturally must closely grasp! 这样的大腿当然要紧紧抱住！