The pain, the whole body is painful, in the noses also smells burnt taste faintly. 痛,浑身都痛,鼻间还隐隐闻到一股焦糊味。 Wait! 等等！ Zu An remembers that is just arguing heatedly at the forum group of Confucians, even if outside the thunderstorms happened simultaneously, has not affected his condition slightly, is spurts the outstanding heroes to be hands tied seriously, the nobody expressing an opinion......, is not right, my called to win popular support with kindness. 祖安记得刚刚正在论坛上舌战群儒,哪怕是外面雷雨交加,也丝毫没有影响他的状态,当真是喷得群雄束手,万马齐喑……呃,不对,我那叫以德服人。 Then fierce thunderclap, a lightning of basketball size, puts on the wall to come from outside suddenly, is sending the dim red light, from the sky fluctuates erratically. 然后一阵剧烈的雷声,一个篮球大小的闪电,忽然从外面穿墙进来,发着朦胧的红光,在空中变幻不定。 Zu An only thought that the ear resounded a sad and shrill desolate howling sound, with words and expressions accurate description that feeling, then he saw very much difficultly the keyboard on table changes to the flying ash little, is his hand, the part of annihilation along beginning upward, then his anything did not know. 祖安只觉得耳边响起了一种凄厉苍凉的呼啸声,很难用词语准确描述那种感觉,然后他看到桌上的键盘一点点化作飞灰,然后是他的手,湮灭的部分沿着手一直往上,然后他就什么不知道了。 Probably was just struck by lightning? 刚刚好像被雷劈了？ What is that thing? The globe lightning ball lightning, as Keyboard Warrior, he looks at oversized Liu's «Globe lightning ball lightning», usually in brain circuit elegant his present heart is not the fear, was substituted by one type on the contrary excitedly, don't tell me I turned into the Flash, was the quantum state hero? 那玩意是什么？球状闪电么,身为一个键盘侠,他可是看过大刘的《球状闪电》的,素来脑回路清奇的他现在心中不是害怕,反倒是被一种兴奋所替代,难道我变成了闪电侠,还是量子态侠？ He tries hard to open the eye, is chaos at present, cannot distinguish clearly high and low about, suddenly the finger transmits a share of numb numb pricking, he quickly turns the head to look- actually he was not clear that are the eye sees or the heart sees: 他努力想睁开眼睛,可是眼前一片混沌,根本分不清上下左右,忽然指头传来一股麻麻的刺痛感,他急忙转头望去-其实他也不清楚自己是眼睛看到还是心看到: Nearby the fingertip appears faintly together the keyboard, the keyboard that in the day for peace uses not the slightest difference, the only difference is these keyboard keys gloomy incomparable, he tries to put out a hand to press these keys, what a pity no key can press, as if all welded above. 指尖附近隐隐浮现出一块键盘,和平日里用的键盘一般无二,唯一的区别就是这些键盘按键都灰暗无比,他试图伸手去按那些按键,可惜没有一个键按得动,仿佛全都是焊死在了上面。 „The Keyboard Warrior title binds successfully, after achieving the condition, corresponding function automatic unlock.” An ice-cold sound resounds in the mind, Zu An has a scare, others are the Flash and spider hero and steel hero, one by one eye-catching, this Keyboard Warrior reputation, although somewhat agrees with the temper, but how to listen to be such irritable? “键盘侠称号绑定成功,达到条件后相应功能会自动解锁。”一个冰冷的声音在脑海中响起,祖安吓了一跳,人家都是闪电侠、蜘蛛侠、钢铁侠,一个比一个拉风,这键盘侠名头虽然有些契合自己性子,但怎么听着还是这么别扭？ „What condition does unlocking need?” Zu An quickly asked. “解锁需要什么条件？”祖安急忙问道。 „Collects this world 12 is not possible place of knowledge secret book to mount F1 to the F12 abutment in turn, every time collects a itself/Ben, meets the unlocking corresponding function.” The ice-cold sound replied. “收集这个世界12个不可知之地的秘典依次镶嵌进F1到F12卡槽当中,每收集到一本,会解锁相应的功能。”冰冷的声音答道。 Zu An then notices on the keyboard on F1-F 12 these keys to draw some strange engraving, wants to correspond that 12 secret book. 祖安这才注意到键盘上F1-F12这些按键上面都绘着一些古怪的刻纹,想来对应着那12部秘典。 „Good luck, Keyboard Warrior!” After leaving behind these words, a keyboard distortion changes to the empty shadow to drill to his finger in together vanishes does not see, Zu An quickly closely examines: „Wait, what 12 may not the place of knowledge be, how can I find these secret book?” “祝你好运,键盘侠！”留下这句话后,键盘一阵扭曲化作一道虚影钻到他指头里消失不见,祖安急忙追问:“等等,12个不可知之地是什么啊,我怎样才能找到那些秘典？” How what a pity regardless of he summoned, that ice-cold sound has not appeared again, even that mysterious keyboard also without a trace. 可惜无论他如何呼唤,那个冰冷的声音再也没出现,甚至连那神秘的键盘也无影无踪。 Zu An cannot bear somewhat shouts 'motherfucker', what broken keyboard, others protagonist openings bring fucking awesome rumbling gold/metal finger, how also to need such harsh unlocking condition to here? What may not place of one hear knowledge be not the affable place, secret book what can give the person casually? Also takes 12 books, this special is not makes fun of people! 祖安忍不住有些骂娘,什么破键盘啊,人家那些主角开局自带牛批轰轰的金手指,怎么到我这里还需要这么苛刻的解锁条件？什么不可知之地一听就是不好惹的地方,秘典什么的能随便给人么？还要12本,这特么不是耍人么！ At this time periphery gradually no longer chaos, at present as if can also feel luminous existence, near the ear broadcasts the sound that the person spoke indistinctly: 这时周围渐渐不再混沌,眼前仿佛也能感受到光亮的存在,耳边隐隐约约传来人说话的声音: „Strange, the clear and boundless sky actually falls the startling thunderclap suddenly, is unreasonable.” “奇怪,晴空万里却忽降惊雷,没道理啊。” „Definitely was he does any dishonorable matter, the God could not tolerate.” “肯定是他干了什么伤天害理的事,老天爷看不过去了。” „Well, this seems like waste son-in-law that Chu Family becomes famous, had a liking for by Chu Family Eldest Young Lady such Fairy Maiden character is the ancestral grave braves the light smoke, finally he is dissatisfied, heard that last night the wedding night touched to the Chu Family Second Young Lady bed unexpectedly comes up.” “咦,这好像是那位楚家出了名的废物姑爷啊,被楚家大小姐那样仙子般的人物看上已是祖坟冒青烟了,结果他还不满足,听说昨晚新婚之夜居然摸到楚家二小姐的床上去了。” „I go, is this wants the sisters to sweep the decks?” “我去,这是要姐妹通吃啊？” „Hehehe, which brother-in-law does not like younger sister-in-law.” “嘿嘿嘿,哪个姐夫不喜欢小姨子的。” „Gets what one deserves is struck by lightning!” “活该被雷劈！” „Pitifully that Chu Family Eldest Young Lady beautiful, if the angel, is so young remains a widow.” “可惜那位楚家大小姐美若天仙,却这么年轻就守了寡。” „Keeps silent, was heard by the Chu Family person carefully, they are apprehending this domestic animal everywhere.” “噤声,小心被楚家人听见,他们正在四处捉拿这个畜生呢。” Zu An hears to be confused, anything at sixes and sevens, the present is really mores of society are declining daily, this group of people chew the root of the tongue not to know that in the nearby called an ambulance, when I will wake up must online expose from now on condemn your shameless acts! 祖安听得一头雾水,什么乱七八糟的,现在真是世风日下啊,这群人在边上嚼舌根也不知道叫个救护车么,等我醒来过后一定要在网上曝光谴责你们这种无耻行径！ „Makes way, coroner came.” Also does not know that who roared. “让开让开,仵作来了。”也不知道谁吼了一声。 „coroner?” Zu An stupefied, should not call the medical examiner, don't tell me is here performing in the costume piece? “仵作？”祖安懵逼了,不应该叫法医么,难道这里在演古装剧？ Quick he felt that a person squatted in side, finger is pressing in various his body places: „Corpse yellowish pink is sallow, whole body is soft, both hands fist is loose, the mouth enlarging ones vision crack, body has the color of big piece reddish purple, but the meat does not damage, indeed was struck by lightning dead the symptom.” 很快他感觉到一个人在旁边蹲了下来,手指在他身上各处按着:“尸首肉色焦黄、浑身软黑,双手拳散,口开眼裂,身上有大片红紫之色而肉不损,的确是被雷劈死之症状。” Zu An hears to get angry and fear, oneself died , the loathsome appearance is so ugly cannot endure completely, does not know the strength of where coming, one sat fiercely: „Can first give me to melt a makeup to photograph again?” 祖安听得又怒又怕,自己死了也就罢了,死相这么丑完全不能忍啊,也不知道哪里来的力气,猛地一下坐了起来:“能不能先给我化个妆再拍照？” „Sudden rising!” The person who the surroundings watch the fun disperses instantly instantaneously. “诈尸啊！”周围看热闹的人瞬间一哄而散。 Zu An was also shocked, because he noticed that the clothes of surrounding person dress up, indeed was the ancient times dresses up . Moreover the clothing material quality was very generally bad, not in that type like costume piece ostentatious beautiful, what was more absolutely terrified, the nearby could not see the camera photography car(riage) and so on, even the eye institute can the place, could not see the cell phone, could not see the telephone pole, could not see the automobile, could not see the trace of world any were familiar with. 祖安也愣住了,因为他看到周围人的衣裳装扮,的确是古代打扮,而且料子质量普遍很差,不像古装剧里那种浮华美丽,更毛骨悚然的是,附近根本看不到摄影机拍摄车之类的,甚至目所能及之处,也看不到手机,看不到电线杆,看不到汽车,看不到任何自己熟悉的世界的痕迹。 Originally has not died, don't tell me my transmigration? Such scene saw in the novel are too many, he sees is not strange. 原来没死啊,难道我穿越了？这样的场景在小说里看到了太多,他都见惯不怪了。 „Where you...... are you what...... the monster?” That coroner just frightened falls on the ground, points at his mouth skin straight to tremble. “你……你到底是何……何方妖怪？”那仵作刚刚吓得跌坐在地上,指着他嘴皮直哆嗦。 „Monster your head, the living person deceased people do not divide clearly, you work as what coroner, cough cough......” he, as soon as in the opens the mouth mouth nose keeps belching smoke, suddenly was somewhat choked, wants to come was just by the sequela of being struck by lightning. “妖你个头,活人死人都分不清楚,你当什么仵作啊,咳咳……”他一开口嘴巴鼻子里不停地冒烟,一时间有些被呛到了,想来是刚刚被雷劈的后遗症。 Zu An then notices own body clothes is not the original that set, even the arm was also much thinner than before, in his heart raises suddenly a terrible idea, quickly opens the pants to take a look toward, immediately sends out extremely tragic calling out in grief: „~ NO ~” 祖安这才注意到自己身上的衣服也不是原来那一套,甚至手臂也比以前细了不少,他心中猛然升起一个可怕的想法,急忙拉开裤子往里瞅去,顿时发出一声惨绝人寰的悲鸣:“哦~NO~” A properly Great Peng spreading the wings chart turned into the chicken pecking meter/rice, no matter what no one could accept this huge dropping variance. 好好一副大鹏展翅图变成了小鸡啄米,任谁也接受不了这巨大的落差。 At this moment surroundings suddenly peaceful, the crowd of distant place makes way in abundance a path, a each and everyone face delay is looking at some direction, many people even somewhat lower the head afraid, can actually not help raise the head to peep quietly. 就在这时周围忽然安静了下来,远处的人群纷纷让开一条道路,一个个一脸呆滞地望着某个方向,不少人甚至有些心虚地低头,却又情不自禁悄悄抬头偷看。 Zu An looks subconsciously, finally understands why these people are such response, a white clothing female walked slowly. 祖安下意识望去,终于明白了这些人为何是这样的反应,一个白衣女子缓缓走了过来。 The bright eyes beautiful white skin and having a beautiful face, the mountain breeze has stroked gently, the black hair dances in the air, the white skirt is floating, the willow waist is tying a pale blue ribbon lightly, the whole person just like illusory Fairy Maiden in the clouds to be common. 明眸雪肤、眉目如画,山风轻轻拂过,青丝飞舞,白裙飘飘,杨柳腰肢轻束着一条淡蓝色丝带,整个人犹如虚无缥缈的云中仙子一般。 „fuck!” Only blames not to have the culture, does not know that what kind of words and expressions can describe the beautiful appearance of opposite party. “卧槽！”只怪自己没文化,不知道怎样的词语才能形容出对方的美貌。 Sees her to look at itself exhaltedly, Zu An refuses to admit being inferior to crawl: „Does beautiful woman have the boyfriend? Did some words mind that trades one? Do the words that does not trade mind many one?” 见她居高临下地望着自己,祖安不甘示弱地爬起来:“美女有没有男朋友啊？有的话介不介意换一个？不换的话介不介意多一个？” On the white clothing female face flashes through a disfavor, coldly said: „Ok Zu An, skill of several double-hour, doesn't oneself wife know?” 白衣女子脸上闪过一丝不悦之色,冷冷说道:“行啊祖安,才几个时辰的功夫,连自己妻子也不认识了？” Clam? 蛤？ Zu An shocked immediately, is the woman who at present in this as if picture walks unexpectedly the wife of this unlucky ghost? What is more shocking is this is struck by lightning dead the unlucky ghost who actually also to call Zu An? 祖安顿时震惊了,眼前这个仿佛画中走出来的女人竟然是这个倒霉鬼的老婆？更震惊的是这个被雷劈死的倒霉鬼竟然也叫祖安？ At this moment in his mind gushed out big pile of familiar and strange memory suddenly. 就在这时他脑海中忽然涌出了一大堆熟悉又陌生的记忆。 Familiar lay in this world looks like the ancient China very much, had similar language and culture ; What is strange is this is a cultivator world, individual military force is extremely intrepid, some people even can a sword cut off the sea, one step spans the horizon. 熟悉在于这个世界很像中国古代,有类似的语言和文化;陌生的是这是一个修行者的世界,个人武力极其强悍,有人甚至可以一剑斩断大海,一步跨越天涯。 In the immortal hero novel with memory is different, this world's highest military force grasps mostly in the temple, a strength of person is higher, his position and power are also often higher. 和记忆中的仙侠小说不一样,这个世界最高的武力大都掌握在庙堂之中,一个人的实力越高,他的地位和权力往往也就越高。 Now Great Zhou Dynasty, its Sovereign is one of the world's most powerful cultivator. 如今所处的大周王朝,它的皇帝就是世上最强大的修行者之一。 This is an incomparably powerful dynasty, far exceeded ancient China any dynasty vast in territory, each region royal imperial clan various king dispersed guards the four directions, under various kings, Duke, Marquis, Earl, Viscount and Baron, the every large or small aristocrat also had the respective fiefdom and private army, is having jurisdiction over the local area with the official of central designation. 这是一个无比强盛的朝代,幅员辽阔远超中国古代任何朝代,皇族宗室诸王分散各地镇守四方,诸王之下,公侯伯子男,大大小小的贵族也有各自的封地与私军,和中央指派的官员一起管辖着当地。 For example the local area in Brightmoon City, is the Brightmoon Duke Chu Zhongtian fiefdom. 比如当地所在明月城,就是明月公楚中天的封地。 The original master of own this body also called Zu An, since childhood was an orphan, was raised by the uncle, was in the city the famous good for nothing youngster, article not Chengwu, in also the heart was not it may be said that higher than the day all day, aiming too high, line of gab is everyone to his impression, heard that his uncle was irritated by him while still alive. 自己这副身体的原主人也叫祖安,自幼是个孤儿,由叔父养大,是城里有名的废柴少年,可谓文不成武不就,整日里又心比天高,好高骛远、夸夸其谈就是所有人对他的印象,听说他叔父就是被他给活活气死的。 A while ago what may make everyone astonish, such a waste actually obtained Brightmoon City Princess, is the favor of Duke mansion Eldest Young Lady, was enrolled Chu Residence to be the son-in-law. 可前段时间让所有人跌破眼镜的是,这样一个废物竟然得到了明月城公主,也就是公爵府家大小姐的亲睐,被招入楚府作婿。 How such waste can be joined to noble Young Lady Chu, let alone is she such an outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman? Everyone raises on me the feeling that he is better. 这样的废物怎么配得上高贵的楚小姐,更何况她还是那样一个绝色美人？所有人都升起一种我上都比他好的感觉。 But at present this beautiful white clothing female, is Chu Family Eldest Young Lady Chu Chuyan. 而眼前这个美丽的白衣女子,就是楚家大小姐楚初颜。 Facing her interrogation, Zu An responded also quickly, extended take action to hug her waist with a smile: „Did not fear that you are sad, cracks a joke to ease up the atmosphere intentionally.” 面对她的质问,祖安反应也快,笑着就伸出手去搂她的腰:“不是怕你伤心难过么,故意开个玩笑缓和一下气氛。” Since is another in parallel world, that this wife naturally is also is the wife- if naturally opposite party looks such as is colored, he will be will not acknowledge this marriage absolutely. 既然是平行世界的另一个自己,那这老婆自然也是也是自己老婆-当然如果对方长得如花一些,他是绝对不会承认这门亲事的。 The Chu Chuyan leakproof trace has turned around, avoided his hand exactly: „Sad sad, for you?” In the light sound has an indifferent meaning faintly. 楚初颜不漏痕迹转过身,恰好避开了他的手:“伤心难过,为你么？”淡淡的声音中隐隐有一股冷漠之意。 Zu An does not care, but also thinks that she is under big crowd of people embarrassed and is intimate, quickly pursued, wants to seize the chance to brush her Favourability. 祖安并不在意,还以为她是大庭广众之下不好意思和自己亲热,急忙追了上去,想趁机刷一刷她的好感度。 Who knows that the beautiful figure blocked together among them, Zu An fixed the eyes on looked, discovered the young girl who wore the emerald green clothes puts out a hand to keep off at present, is combing the simultaneous/uniform bangs, a pierced many fine pigtail, the body is quite slim, most appealing attention was that full to grasp the extremely slender waist that. 谁知道一道倩影拦在了他们中间,祖安定睛一看,发现一个身着翠绿衣裳的少女伸手挡在眼前,梳着齐刘海,头上扎着很多精美的小辫子,身材极为苗条,最吸引人注意的莫过于那盈盈一握的水蛇腰。 Zu An just about to commends that a pretty young girl, who knows that the words of her mouth were not so pleasant: „Forgot oneself status, without the custom, rolls to behind.” 祖安刚要称赞好一个娇俏的少女,谁知道她嘴里的话却不那么让人愉快了:“忘了自己身份了么,没规矩,滚到后面去。” Zu An stares, thinks vaguely at present this young girl seems like Young Lady Chu personal maidservant Xue'er, thought that your maidservant does dare to speak with the master unexpectedly like this? 祖安一愣,依稀想起来眼前这少女好像是楚小姐的贴身侍女雪儿,心想你一个丫鬟竟然敢和主人这样说话？ At this time periphery transmitted talking in whispers: 这时候周围传来了窃窃私语: „This is Chu Family Eldest Young Lady, really beautiful does not make sense.” “这就是楚家大小姐啊,果然美的不像话啊。” „Even the maidservants are so attractive!” “连丫鬟都这么漂亮！” „By the fellow of being struck by lightning is really Chu Family that vexed son-in-law, does not know his what ability and virtue.” “被雷劈的这家伙果真就是楚家那窝囊姑爷啊,也不知道他何德何能。” „Who in this nearby areas do not know he in Chu Family live off a woman, you look at him timid the appearance before the maidservant.” “这十里八乡的谁不知道他是在楚家吃软饭的啊,你看他在丫鬟面前唯唯诺诺的样子。” ...... …… Vexed son-in-law? 窝囊姑爷？ The Zu An complexion is strange, in this world mix a little miserably, but he now and does not care to these, live off a woman? sponge off from women eats hardly is also the skill, you want to eat not to eat! 祖安面色古怪,这个世界的自己混得有点惨啊,不过他现在对这些并不在意,吃软饭又怎么了？软饭硬吃也是本事,你们想吃还吃不上呢！ Chu Chuyan on quick a carriage, Zu An wants with, actually sat maidservant Xue'er before carriage stared one, blocked outside, other servant as if also Minister of Works saw, started the carriage directly, completely disregarded his existence. 楚初颜很快上了一辆马车,祖安想跟上去,却被坐在马车前的丫鬟雪儿瞪了一眼,拦在了在外面,其他的仆人似乎也司空见惯,直接就开始启动马车,完全无视了他的存在。 Zu An was not somewhat feeling well, how to say again your husband was also struck by lightning, now is the body weak, asks him only to leave? 祖安有些不爽了,再怎么说你老公也被雷劈了,现在身子还虚弱得很,就让他这样走回去？ Therefore gives the heck, direct slightly runs, sits directly toward the Xue'er thigh. 于是不管三七二十一,直接小跑过去,一屁股直接往雪儿大腿坐去。 Xue'er has a scare, quickly dodged toward side, reveals a crevice, Zu An then drilled in the carriage directly. 雪儿吓了一跳,急忙往旁边闪躲,露出了一个空隙,祖安便直接钻到了马车里。 In the carriage has elegantly simple charming delicate fragrance, but Chu Chuyan is reading, obviously has not expected him to come, must know before him, is honest outside, suddenly there. 马车中有一股淡雅迷人的清香,而楚初颜正在看书,显然也没料到他会进来,要知道他以前都是老老实实在外面的,一时间不禁愣在那里。 Zu An was just about to say anything, suddenly noticed in her hand the book title of that book- «favored the little lovely wife sweetly: Overbearing sword immortal 99 days rope love». 祖安正要说什么,忽然注意到她手中那书的书名-《甜宠小娇妻:霸道剑仙的九十九日索爱》。 Xue'er comes to probably catch him angrily: „Yeah, I said you......” 雪儿怒气冲冲地进来要抓他:“哎,我说你这人……” Chu Chuyan received the book the sleeve rapidly, on the face of pure white no flaw flashes through one trivially red: „Considers as finished Xue'er, lets him here.” 楚初颜迅速将书收到袖中,洁白无瑕的脸上闪过一丝微红:“算了雪儿,就让他在这里吧。” Xue'er stared Zu An one, rode in front of the carriage panting in indignation. 雪儿瞪了祖安一眼,气呼呼地坐回了马车前面。 „What did you just see?” In the Chu Chuyan look were many a dangerous ray. “你刚刚看到了什么？”楚初颜的眼神里多了一丝危险的光芒。 Zu An beckons with the hand: „My anything has not seen.” 祖安摆了摆手:“我什么都没看到。” Does this world have the love story? The book title is really ashamed as always, really has not thought that her such aloof woman also reads this type of book unexpectedly secretly. 这个世界也有言情小说么？书名果然还是一如既往的羞耻,实在没想到她这样高冷的女人竟然也偷偷看这种书。 Sees an opposite party face not to believe that Zu An is worried to eliminate a potential informant, quickly looked for the topic branch: „Does wife, you know in this world these is not possible the place of knowledge? What to our is recent is which?” 见对方一脸不信,祖安担心被灭口,急忙找了个话题岔了开去:“娘子,你知道这世上那些不可知之地么？离我们这儿最近的是哪家啊？” A Chu Chuyan face visits him astonishedly: „Where do you hear may not the place of knowledge?” In carriage outside Xue'er eye is also none flashes, but lowers the head to conceal quickly. 楚初颜一脸惊异地看着他:“你从哪儿听到不可知之地的？”马车外面的雪儿眼中也是精光闪动,不过很快低头掩饰过去。 Zu An replied subconsciously: „I listened to others to say.” 祖安下意识答道:“我听别人说的。” „Is impossible!” Chu Chuyan knits the brows saying that „average person simply does not have the opportunity to know this word.” “不可能！”楚初颜皱眉道,“普通人根本没机会知道这个词。”