IOTBUAGDWMSR :: Volume #1

#30: Felt oneself are very humorous


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Zhou Xiaoming petrifies instantaneously, is this brothers friendship in legend? 周小明瞬间石化,这就是传说中的兄弟情义吗? Brother Pi, how much money do you want?” Zhou Xiaoming said. “皮哥,你要多少钱?”周小明说道。 Although he is weak, in the school is the scapegoat, but the family circumstances are actually extremely good, 他虽然性格软弱,在学校是受气包,但家境却是极为不错, Although the parents are not the governing beast masters, but opened a medicinal herb shop, trades various types of precious medicinal herbs specially, has the material from different space. 父母虽然不是御兽师,但开了一家药材店,专门贩卖各种珍贵药材,其中更是有来自异空间的材料。 Discussed that money looks on as an outsider much, does your Brother Pi seem like this person?” “谈钱多见外,你皮哥像是这种人吗?” In Chen Shuyan has the cunning happy expression, I want to discuss a business with your family.” 陈书眼中有着狡黠的笑意,“我想要跟你家里谈一笔生意。” Zhou Xiaoming stares slightly: Brother Pi, you have what business to talk to my family member.” 周小明微微一愣:“皮哥,你有什么生意跟我家里人谈的。” This you, helped me recommend to be OK leave alone when the time comes.” Chen book opens the mouth to say. “这你就别管了,到时候帮我引荐一下就可以了。”陈书开口道。 He is the pharmacist in 666 solution companies now, every day has the extra vigorous medicament. 他如今在666药液公司当药剂师,每天都有额外的大力药剂。 But Slime was unable to absorb now again, the unnecessary medicament can only sell out, received exchange for other materials, this needed a credible store to come with him to cooperate. 但史莱姆现在已经无法再吸收,多余的药剂只能卖掉,换取其余的材料,这就需要一个靠谱的商铺来与他合作了。 The main reason is, he does not have the certificate of pharmacist, is unable to purchase the different space the material. 主要的原因是,他没有药剂师的证书,无法购买异空间的材料。 The medicinal herb shop of Zhou Xiaoming family/home naturally becomes his first choice. 周小明家的药材店自然成为了他的第一选择。 Ok, but can discuss, did not close my matter.” Zhou Xiaoming nods. Moreover, do not say my bullied matter to my parents.” “行,但能不能谈成,就不关我的事了。”周小明点了点头。“另外,不要跟我爸妈说我被欺负的事。” You, were the character were too weak, has an accident tells the teachers and parents, they had solution.” “你啊,就是性格太软弱了,出了事就告诉老师和父母,他们才有解决的办法。” Chen Shupai the shoulder that pats Zhou Xiaoming, turned around to leave. 陈书拍了拍周小明的肩膀,转身离开了。 He must look for Zheng changed/easy trouble coincidentally, now looks like must plan well. 刚巧他要找郑易的麻烦,如今看来要好好策划一番。 Chen book arrived on the drill ground, wants to look whether to have the opportunity to trigger the option. 陈书来到了操场上,想要看能否有机会触发选项。 Aimless he heard the voice of auditorium suddenly. 漫无目的的他忽然间就听见了大礼堂的声音。 Right, today is the university entrance examination result time.” He responded, “对了,今天是出高考成绩的时候。”他反应了过来, If according to the past situation, the high school student of graduation will return to the alma mater for the last time. 若是按照以往的情况,毕业的高三学生将最后一次返回母校。 Chen book walks in the direction of auditorium. 陈书朝着大礼堂的方向走去。 In the auditorium, the graduated high three scholars gather in this completely, the above is the principal in Nanjiang No. 2 Middle School is speaking. 大礼堂中,已经毕业的高三学子全部聚集于此,上方则是南江二中的校长正在演讲。 Although is extremely unsatisfied about this result, 虽然对这一届的成绩极不满意, But the principal was still saying anything hopes everyone can have an exciting future to remember is in itself in two scholar and so on. 但校长依然说着什么‘希望各位能大展宏图’‘记住自己是二中学子’之类的。 Un? Brother Zheng Jia in?” “嗯?郑家兄弟都在?” Chen book eyes narrow the eyes, one saw behind assembly hall Zheng south and Zheng changed/easy, two people seem conspiring anything. 陈书的眼睛一眯,一下就看见了礼堂后方的郑南与郑易,两人似乎在密谋着什么。 Is so dreadful, looks does not have the good deed.” “这么猥琐,一看就没好事。” Sitting that Chen book maintains composure in two people back rows, pretending is the appearance of shoelace, listens secretly two people to speak. 陈书不动声色的坐在两人的后排,装作系鞋带的模样,偷听着两人说话。 Elder Brother, this time your college entrance examination has 590 points fully, can definitely on an governing beast top university.” “哥,这次你高考足有590分,肯定能上一个御兽重点大学了。” Pitifully my cultural section display was abnormal, otherwise can impact the good university.” “可惜我文化科发挥失常了,否则是可以冲击名牌大学的。” The scale of magnificence Country University is divided into the good university, the top university, and ordinary university, this is the governing beast lives certainly the register the university. 华国大学的档次分为名牌大学,重点大学,以及普通大学,当然这是御兽生报考的大学。 Lives to compare with the culture, the governing beast lives the quantity and quality of university must many. 与文化生比起来,御兽生大学的数量与质量都要多出不少。 This also indicates, the governing beast master is the main talent of new times. 这也预示着,御兽师才是新时代的主要人才。 „Very good, at least can choose a good specialty, in the family/home will certainly also support.” Zheng changed/easy says. “已经很不错了,至少可以选择一个好的专业,家里肯定也会鼎力支持的。”郑易开口说道。 Zheng south slight nod, although was somewhat a pity, but regarding own result is quite satisfied. 郑南微微点头,虽然有些可惜,但对于自己的成绩是比较满意的。 Right, hasn't Chen book that boy asked you to trouble?” Zheng south remembered anything suddenly. “对了,陈书那小子没有找你麻烦吧?”郑南忽然间想起了什么。 No, I was one group of people walked recently, he has a mind is also incapable.” Zheng changed/easy hated the root to be itchy. “没有,我最近都是和一群人走的,他就是有心也无力。”郑易恨得牙根都痒痒了。 Remembered Chen book to wrap/sets of the matter of urea bag to him at that time, was makes him lose 40,000 Yuan in the black market for no reason. 想起了当时陈书给他套尿素袋子的事情,更是让他在黑市中平白无故的损失了四万元。 Elder Brother, you are six levels of governing beast masters, when prepares to give a that boy lesson.” Zheng changed/easy said. “哥,你是六级御兽师,准备什么时候给那小子一个教训。”郑易说道。 „The boy is not so simple, Wu Li made into the severe wound by him.” “那小子没这么简单,吴离被他打成重伤了。” Zheng south touches the chin, in the eye has the thinking. 郑南摸了摸下巴,眼中有着思索。 Wu isn't Li four levels of governing beast masters?” Zheng changed/easy calls out in alarm one. “吴离不是四级御兽师吗?”郑易惊呼一声。 Although Wu Li contract spirit potential rating similarly is the F level, but four levels of contracts deal with an average person spirit are completely easy. 虽然吴离的契约灵潜力评级同样是F级,但四级契约灵对付一个普通人完全是手到擒来。 Chen book that young animal is not the first-level governing beast master, at least is the third-level governing beast master, has been hiding the strength.” Zheng south answered. “陈书那小崽子不是一级御兽师,至少都是三级御兽师,一直都在隐藏实力。”郑南解释道。 I depend, is really the old Yin ratio.” “我靠,真是老阴比。” Zheng changed/easy secretly thought/passage, the opposite party can defeat Wu Li, showed that may also be able to defeat him very much. 郑易暗道,对方能打败吴离,证明很有可能也能打败他。 As the governing beast three classes of class leaders, couldn't cope with the governing beast five classes of crane tails unexpectedly? 身为御兽三班的班长,竟然对付不了御兽五班的吊车尾? Since must make a move, must give him fiercely one time.” “既然要出手,就要给他一次猛的。” Zheng south look is ruthless, although is only the student who just graduated, but his bearing is very small, not being able to allow others to provoke him. 郑南的神色狠辣,虽然只是一名刚毕业的学生,但他的气量很小,容不得别人招惹他。 Little thing very ruthless.” “小东西挺狠的啊。” Following Chen book cannot help but thinks, perceived two people dialogues completely. 后面的陈书不由得想到,将两人的对话全部听进去了。 Elder Brother, I go to bathroom.” “哥,我上个厕所。” Suddenly, Zheng changed/easy sets out, walks toward the position of restroom. 忽然,郑易起身,朝着厕所的位置走去。 Heaven-sent opportunity! 天赐良机啊! Back row Chen book set out silently, follows in Zheng changed/easy behind. 后排的陈书默默起身,跟在了郑易的身后。 His book bag zipper has not shut tightly completely, revealed a blue bag, above revealed one faintly urine character. 他的书包拉链没有完全紧闭,露出了一个蓝色袋子,上面隐隐露出了一个‘尿’字。 Zheng south sat in the home position, the split vision casts aside, saw Chen book back, felt somewhat familiar, but who did not remember for a while is. 郑南坐在原位,余光一撇,看见了陈书的背影,感觉有几分熟悉,但一时没有想起是谁。 I like urinating, mood well......” “我爱尿尿,心情好好……” Zheng changed/easy arrived at the restroom, light snort/hum, while assumes an air of self approbation. 郑易来到了厕所,一边轻哼着,一边摇头晃脑。 While he is putting the water comfortably, the split vision glanced suddenly, saw a form. 正当他舒服的放着水,余光猛然一瞥,看见了一道身影。 His body shakes suddenly, not the careful urine succeeds in obtaining on, 他的身躯猛然一震,都不小心尿到了手上, But he has managed these without enough time, the nightmare of this moment heart was brought back instantaneously. 但他已经来不及管这些,此刻心底的噩梦瞬间被勾起。 A urea bag lives in his hood again, is one explodes the hammer to welcome. 一个尿素袋子再次将他的头罩住,又是一顿爆锤迎来。 mother, Chen book!!!” “尼玛的,陈书!!!” Zheng changed/easy is rocking flurriedly the body, bag that wants to work loose this evil, but actually does not help matters. 郑易慌乱的晃动着身躯,想要挣脱这罪恶的袋子,但却是无济于事。 Chen book is stronger than him, is completely the strength suppression, 陈书的身体比他强壮很多,完全就是力量压制, He prepares to arrive at restroom compartmented suddenly/violently to beat up Zheng Yituo forcefully. 他准备强行将郑易拖到厕所隔间暴揍一顿。 At this moment, a skeleton appears suddenly, grasps a sharp bone blade, two groups of green jack-o'-lanterns are quite evil different. 就在这时,一只骷髅忽然出现,手持一把锋利的骨刀,两团绿色的鬼火极为邪异。 Although Zheng changed/easy was overpowered, but can still summon the contract spirit. 郑易虽然被制服,但依然可以召唤契约灵。 Cuts him to me!” Zheng changed/easy is directing the skeleton soldier. “给我砍他!”郑易指挥着骷髅兵。 Bang! 砰! At this moment, field of vision dark Zheng Yizhi felt that the ground flutter, the skeleton soldier did not have the sound. 就在这时,视野黑暗的郑易只感觉地面颤动了一下,紧接着骷髅兵就没有了动静。 „......” A golden Slime incarnation three meters colossus, the emaciated skeleton soldier will suppress with the buttocks pillar stubbornly. “咕叽……”金色史莱姆化身三米的庞然大物,用屁股墩将瘦弱的骷髅兵死死压住。 Creak! Creak! 嘎吱!嘎吱! Under the body broadcasts the bone broken by pressing sound, Slime is actually bewildered, even is drowsy. 身下传来骨头被压断的声音,史莱姆却是一脸茫然,甚至昏昏欲睡。 „Was my contract injured spirit?” “我的契约灵受伤了?” Zheng changed/easy suddenly one startled, this mother was also too quick, was killed by the second? 郑易猛然一惊,这尼玛也太快了吧,被秒杀了? He cannot attend to the worry skeleton soldier, oneself had drawn in the restroom compartmented. 他顾不得担心骷髅兵,自己已经被拖入了厕所隔间。 Help! Help!” “救命啊!救命啊!” Called, called, you were call the broken throat is also useless.” “叫吧,叫吧,你就是叫破喉咙也没用的。” A Chen book face smiles inexpensively, a villain appearance just like. 陈书一脸的贱笑,活脱脱的一个反派模样。 Broken throat......” Zheng changed/easy does not know that is the head confusion, suffered a relapse, actually really the start shouted the broken throat. “破喉咙……”郑易不知是脑袋混乱,还是犯病了,竟然真的开始喊破喉咙。 Bang! 砰! A Chen book fist makes him shut up instantaneously. 陈书一拳就让他瞬间闭嘴。 Un? Are you felt are oneself very humorous?” “嗯?你是不是感觉自己挺幽默?”
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