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#97: Today starts to be gods ( 9 )


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slow Shenhang sneezes. 徐慎行打了个喷嚏。 Hey, is quite dirty!” “噫,好脏!” The remote mountain thousand are holding oneself lunch box early immediately and he spread out. 深山千早立刻抱着自己的便当盒和他拉开了距离。 Presently the person god training had been conducted continuously for three days. 现人神训练已经连续进行了三天。 Under slow Shenhang training, the remote mountain thousand have been able to induce in that supernatural power to oneself within the body bloodlines early unexpectedly reluctantly...... this is the situations that even/including slow Shenhang have not thought, after all this goods own god position is incomplete, training method anything is he makes out of whole cloth. 在徐慎行的训练下,深山千早居然已经能够勉强感应到自己体内血脉中的那股神力了……这是连徐慎行自己都没想到的情况,毕竟这货自己的神位也不完全,训练方法啥的都是他瞎编的。 Unexpectedly shuts out own master dirty anything, the master my heart of is very painful you to know!” “居然嫌弃自己的师傅脏什么的,师傅我的心很痛啊你知道吗!” slow Shenhang scratched the nose carelessly, the cheek air/Qi pulled strings thousand to say to the remote mountain early. 徐慎行胡乱擦了擦鼻子,颐气指使地对深山千早说道。 The young girls completely disregarded his accusation, finished eating own lunch fast, then received the lunch box, and standing up body, patted the dust on short skirt. 少女则完全无视掉了他的指责,飞快吃完了自己的便当,然后把便当盒收了起来,并站起身子,拍了拍短裙上的灰尘。 Hey, do I crack a joke, have no need for really the vitality/angry?” Looks appearance that a young girl plan leaves, slow Shenhang somewhat is senseless. “喂喂,我只是开个玩笑,用不着真的生气吧?”看着少女一副打算离开的样子,徐慎行不由有些无趣。 Recently thousand early also good, was predestined friends, as if grasped to cope with his method-, regardless of he made anything to disregard completely. This is some subtle people came the insane slow Shen line most unendurable situation. 最近千早也好,有缘也罢,似乎都掌握到了对付他的法门-不论他做什么都全部无视掉。这是微妙的有些人来疯的徐慎行最为难以忍受的情况。 I was not feeling well! I must destroy the Chinese hibiscus!” Therefore he sways back and forth on the floor simply. “我不爽了!我要毁灭扶桑!”于是他干脆在地板上打起滚来。 Side is eating the immortal shell peacefully( cucumber taste) the jasmine small face is shocking, ‚the lines of nest were pirated facial expression. 旁边安静地吃着仙贝(黄瓜味)的茉莉小脸震惊,一副‘窝的台词被盗版了’的神情。 You are also gods, can not make this child same action of......” thousand to sigh early reluctantly: Is only today's five Schoolmate leaf......, is the student association presidents in phoenix magnificent asks for leave, other members were many a lot of work, I must help process. The practice before lunch is I finds time to slide secretly, you are content.” “你好歹也是一个神明,能别做这种小孩子一样的举动啦吗……”千早无奈地叹了口气:“只是今天五叶同学……啊,就是凰华的学生会长请了假,其他成员都多了不少工作,就连我都得去帮忙处理而已。午饭前的练习都是我抽空偷偷溜过来的,你就知足吧。” Usually in did not feel completely, may wait till five jin not , the members of student association discovered that suddenly lying trough association president original person processed so many official business! That person competent!’ And compelled to fall into one to look at the work hell not to the end painstakingly...... 平日里完全不觉得,可等到五叶堇不在时,学生会的成员们才恍然发现‘卧槽会长原来一个人处理了那么多的公务吗!那个人到底有多能干啊!’并纷纷苦逼地陷入了一眼望不到头的工作地狱…… If really does not have no recourse, they to will not be thousand of elder sister Sir will seek help early. 如果不是实在迫不得已的话,她们也不会向身为姐姐大人的千早求助吧。 Is on the waiting list as the gods, your life also is really laborious......” slow Shenhang sympathizes is looking at thousand morning. “作为神明候补,你的生活还真是辛苦……”徐慎行同情地望着千早。 I do not want push one group in the supermarket price reduction time interval and home aunts current gods who snatch the preference commodity said!” “我才不想被在超市减价时段和居家大妈们挤成一团抢特惠商品的现任神明这么说咧!” Thousand make faces toward slow Shenhang early ran down white Lingshan vivaciously. 千早朝着徐慎行做了个鬼脸就蹦蹦跳跳地跑下了白铃山。 Landlord, the nest must eat your lunch.” The jasmine rubs to act like a spoiled brat to say unemotionally. “房东,窝要吃你的便当。”茉莉蹭过来面无表情地撒娇道。 Asked by you that being in a daze fellow, or on line.” slow Shenhang dispatches the lunch at the same time asked puzzled. “问你旁边那个正在发呆的家伙要不就行了。”徐慎行递出自己便当的同时不解地问道。 Inside small sausage, has accepted completely.” The jasmine gives the thumbs-up toward slow Shenhang. “里面的小香肠,已经全部收下了。”茉莉朝着徐慎行竖起了大拇指。 „......” “……” This fellow eats the meat the desire is that strong , because feared in the life of Sakura Apartment poorly relations. 这家伙吃肉的欲望还是那么强啊,是因为在樱公寓的生活穷怕了的关系么。 Made a small wealth on the Yin-Yang master who these followed closely a while ago luckily, the current board expenses can bear but actually. 幸好前段时间在那些盯梢的阴阳师身上发了一笔小财,目前的伙食费倒还是负担得起。 When the jasmine lets loose tucks away own lunch, slow Shenhang arrived at Keikain distantly side. 在茉莉放开大嚼自己的便当的时候,徐慎行则来到了花开院悠远身边。 Recently she also becomes the patron in white bell shrine, here without the class ran to come to drink the tea that the cherry alley made frequently and avoids an ordering dishes vegetable seed fellow- before then she will as if only go to the library. 最近她也成为了白铃神社的常客,在没课的时候常常跑来这边喝樱小路泡的茶和躲避一个叫菜菜子的家伙-在这之前她似乎都只会去图书馆。 Now the young girl facial expression delay, the lunch also eats half to stop. 现在少女神情呆滞,便当也吃到一半就停了下来。 This expression the first time was not will see in the near future, now the young girl should continue her to keep on the type god in display conference site oneself consciousness. 这种表情近期也不是第一次见了,现在少女应该是把自己的意识接续到了她留在展览会场的式神身上。 Discovered after the day before yesterday that suspicious person, they discovered the opposite party for successive two times, but pursued lost, does not know how the opposite party escaped. 在前天发现了那个可疑人物之后,他们又连续两次发现了对方,但都追丢了,也不知道对方到底是怎么逃跑的。 Therefore to deal with this situation, the young girl added on the special incantation law to oneself type god, so long as the type god examines and fellow of that person similar image will trigger this incantation law, the consciousness connection of young girl to the type god on, by this determined that is they that person who traces. 于是为了应对这种情况,少女就给自己的式神加上了特殊的咒法,只要式神检测到和那个人类似形象的家伙就会触发这个咒法,将少女的意识接驳到式神身上,以此来确定是不是他们正在追踪的那个人。 However does not know that is because the incantation law has flaw pure suspect too many relations, distant day at least can be out of sorts 17-18 times, if not she originally not and others speaks, perhaps some people had found that is not right. 不过不知道是因为咒法有缺陷还是单纯可疑的人太多的关系,悠远一天至少会失神个17-18次,如果不是她本来就不怎么和别人说话,恐怕早就有人发现不对劲了。 Looks at the face of opposite party that somewhat thin and pale delay, slow Shenhang thinks slightly, then put out. the pen Mark 看着对方那略微有些憔悴的呆滞的脸,徐慎行想了想,然后拿出了马克笔。 I thought that this is incorrect, gods Sir.” “我觉得这样是不对的哦,神明大人。” But without he writes the meat character on the distant forehead, by the cherry alley sun that the one side is serving tea preventing. 但没等他在悠远脑门上写个肉字,就被一旁端着茶出来的樱小路朝日给阻止了。 No, the sun you misunderstood.” “不,朝日你误会了。” The slow Shenhang righteousness expression said: Keikain was too recently tired, to let her happy, therefore I plan to make some harmless practical joke.” 徐慎行义正言辞地说道:“只是最近花开院太劳累了,为了让她开心一下,所以我才打算做一些无伤大雅的恶作剧。” But I felt words that you do that besides you, no one can be happy?” “可是我觉得您这么做的话,除了您自己以外,谁都开心不起来哦?” Sun, you know the mood of gods will infect to the average person? So long as I were happy, others will be joyful!” slow Shenhang continues to talk nonsense seriously: I must bring the smile with practical joke!” “朝日,你知道神明的情绪是会感染到普通人的吗?只要我开心了,其他人都会快乐的!”徐慎行继续一本正经胡说八道:“我要用恶作剧带来笑容!” Gods Sir, if you do not plan to stop......” “神明大人,如果您不打算住手的话……” Words?” “的话?” I must change into the black mustard and rubberizing water on your chair and to full floaded operation the paint your toothpaste your shampoo, and in conceals in your bedroom ten alarm clocks, moreover decided 3 : 00 am the time completely.” “我就要把您的牙膏换成芥末、在您的椅子上涂胶水、把您的洗发水里灌满油漆,并在您的卧室里藏上十个闹钟而且全部把时间定成凌晨 3 点了哦。” „......” slow Shenhang looks at the smile bright young girl. “……”徐慎行愣愣地看着笑容灿烂的少女。 It is not wonderful, this girl is earnest. 不妙,这妮子是认真的。 Other practical joke do not matter, but paint that too wound hair, has to guard. 其他的恶作剧都无所谓,但油漆那个太伤头发了,不得不防啊。 Therefore he also can only receive a Mark pen regrettably, gives up with the plan of Mark pen to absent-minded Keikain distant practical joke. 于是他也只能遗憾地收起马克笔,放弃用马克笔对失神的花开院悠远恶作剧的计划。 The cherry alley then showed the satisfactory smile: „The gods Sir you hadn't caught that suspect to the present?” 樱小路这才露出了满意的笑容:“说起来,神明大人你们到现在还没有抓到那个可疑的人吗?” Because the opposite party slid was too quick, although really must grasp also has the means that but had no meaning as the matter stands, said again I meddled too Keikain not to meet happily......” “因为对方溜太快了,虽然真的要抓也不是没有办法,不过这样一来就没什么意思了,再说我插手太多花开院也会不高兴吧……” In any case is not the family/home, even here was the victim any thing not to have with slow Shenhang egg relations, then why undertook a thankless task. 反正不是自己家,就算这边失窃了啥玩意跟徐慎行也蛋关系没有,何必那么费力不讨好呢。 Must know the words that slow Shenhang thinks perhaps, Yin-Yang current Yin-Yang since the heart will feel oneself is a good judge of character unclearly. 要知道徐慎行是这么想的话,恐怕阴阳寮现任的阴阳头会打从心底觉得自己识人不明吧。 ei? As the matter stands but Keikain schoolmate is not very laborious......” cherry alley sees the thin and pale girl, some sympathies: „Can't you earnest help?” „...... Rice omelet.” “欸?可是这样一来花开院同学不是很辛苦吗……”樱小路看着憔悴的女孩,不由有些同情:“您就不能认真的帮帮忙吗?”“……蛋包饭。” „?” “诶?” „The price of earnest help,” slow Shenhang scratches the head, shows a helpless smile: Dinner I must have the rice omelet.” “认真帮忙的代价,”徐慎行挠挠头,露出一个无奈的笑容:“晚餐我要吃蛋包饭。” The cherry alley sun is gazing at slow Shenhang, then she also smiled gently. 樱小路朝日注视着徐慎行,然后她也温婉地微笑了起来。 Does not have the issue...... rather, gives me.” “没问题……倒不如说,交给我吧。” Nest must eat the patty.” Heard the topic to transform food, the jasmine lifted the chopsticks to insert in two people dialogue immediately: Above must spend the shape the fried egg.” “窝要吃汉堡排。”听到话题转变成了食物,茉莉马上举着筷子插入了两人的对话中:“上面要花形的荷包蛋。”
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