IITMEOISC :: Volume #1

#95: Everyone do not study me, wants the keeping regular hours body to be good ~


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Although successfully discovered last night suspicious person, in some sense the duty was makes the breakthrough of certain extent, but Keikain distant point happy. 虽然在昨晚成功发现了可疑人物,从某种意义上来说任务算是已经有了一定程度的突破,但花开院悠远一点都高兴不起来。 Which girl is to wake in the morning, first saw the uncle who whole face reckless dregs tidies up her underwear underpants there, it is estimated that happy? 任哪个女孩子早上一醒过来,首先看到一个满脸胡渣的大叔在那里收拾她的内衣内裤,估计都高兴不起来吧? You listen to me saying that actually all come from a beautiful misunderstanding......” “你听我讲,其实一切都源自一个美丽的误会……” slow Shenhang fills a bowl with rice while answers cautiously. That low atmospheric pressure that on the young girls winds around made him somewhat fearful and apprehensive...... this matter truly is he is not after all good, in the morning rested blurry, but also thinks oneself in Sakura Apartment, helped the clothes that the jasmine straightened up to change and wash subconsciously as usual. 徐慎行一边盛饭一边小心翼翼地解释道。少女身上缭绕的那股低气压令他有些心惊胆战……毕竟这事确实是他不好,早上睡迷糊了,还以为自己在樱公寓,下意识地和往常一样帮茉莉拾掇起换洗的衣服。 Finally was almost shocked the scream of tympanic membrane frightening by one soberly...... 结果就被一声差点震破鼓膜的尖叫给吓清醒了…… Then is distant turned into present this appearance. 然后悠远就变成了现在这副样子。 I to the abnormal allergy, please maintain over 20 meters distance with me, thanks.” “我对变态过敏,请和我保持二十米以上的距离,谢谢。” „Can't I only sit to the balcony come up?” “那我不就只能坐到阳台上去了吗?” Listened to slow Shenhang saying that thinks distantly, then stood up, Asahidai walked several steps, this time sat down. 听徐慎行这么说,悠远想了想,然后又站起身,朝阳台走了几步,这次重新坐下。 Does not make me sit the balcony!” “连阳台都不让我坐吗!” The hand of slow Shen behavior 1 : 00 am flowed off the tears of lamentation inexpensively. 徐慎行为自己早上 1 时的手贱流下了悔恨的泪水。 The breakfast is the parched bamboo clamps the fish, the taste increases the soup and rice. 早餐是干烧竹夹鱼,味增汤和米饭。 Although with the breakfast custom of Heavenly Dynasty person not too, but ate the thin rice gruel to have difficulty slow Shenhang regarding the breakfast in the past continually, in the morning can have the cooked rice is the situation that is worth feeling grateful. 虽然和天朝人的早餐习惯不太一样,不过对于往常早餐连喝稀粥都有难度的徐慎行来说,早上就能够吃上白米饭已经是值得感恩的情况了。 Raises while convenient, although he to seafood allergy, but mainly when will eat the sea urchin Australia dragon abalone and so on to have the response, the ordinary sea fish will have no issue, as for these anaphylactogens, this whole life by his current current economic condition estimated that was very difficult to contact...... 顺带一提,虽然他对海鲜过敏,但主要还是在吃海胆澳龙鲍鱼之类的时候才会有反应,普通的海鱼还是没什么问题的,至于那些过敏原,以他目前的经济条件来说这辈子估计是很难接触到了…… Wants the natto?” slow Shenhang puts out a small box, asked to the young girl. “要纳豆吗?”徐慎行拿出一只小盒子,向少女问道。 „......” Young girl had not replied, but calmly is having that breakfast, obviously also in vitality/angry. “……”少女没有回答,只是静静地吃着自己那份早餐,显然还在生气。 „Did mouth moisten the grain of rice?” slow Shenhang puts down the natto box, referred to the corners of the mouth hinting to the girl. “嘴边沾了米粒哦?”徐慎行放下纳豆盒子,指了指自己嘴角向女孩示意。 „......” “……” Mounted oneself mouth that grain of rice with the finger distantly, has not spoken with him as before. 悠远用手指把那颗米粒黏到了自己嘴里,依旧没有和他说话。 Breakfast flavor how?” slow Shenhang continues to ask without getting downcast. “早餐味道如何?”徐慎行毫不气馁地继续问道。 The bamboo clamps the fish taste to increase soup anything, although had not done before, but attended to basically is also that a matter, regarding this aspect quite familiar person, is only the seasoning different words, is familiar with be able to make the daily family activity rank slightly the delicacy. 竹夹鱼味增汤什么的,虽说以前都没做过,不过料理基本也就是那么回事,对于这方面比较熟悉的人来说,只是调料不同的话,稍微习惯一下就能做出家常级别的美味。 „...... Very delicious.” “……很好吃。” Passed the long time, the young girl being unwilling heart whisper said. 过了半晌,少女才不甘心地嘀咕道。 Did not have the breakfast compared with before either, either was in the convenience store on road buys an onigiri casually, today's breakfast is truly delicious. 比起以前要么不吃早餐,要么就是路上的便利店里随便买个饭团来说,今天的早餐确实十分美味。 , Is that is mainly hard to feel in Family Restaurant, the flavor of daily family activity. 最主要的,是那份在家庭餐厅里难以感受到的,家常的味道。 Since Keikain declines, she has almost not tasted this flavor. 自从花开院家衰落以后,她就几乎没怎么尝到过这种味道了。 Therefore slow Shenhang then showed a happy smile. 于是徐慎行这才露出了一个开心的笑容。 I, have not forgiven you.” The young girls look that his smiling appearance is itchy on the tooth. “我,还没有原谅你。”少女看着他那副笑眯眯的样子就牙痒痒。 Good, do our security young ladies also want to take another helping of rice?” “好的,那我们的保安小姐还要添饭吗?” ............ Comes one bowl again.” “…………再来一碗。” Keikain( temporary) breakfast time such peaceful winding through. 花开院家(临时)的早餐时间就这样和平的流过。 Cut-off rule- 分割线- Although there is a new duty, but that needs the instruction that goes to phoenix China Institute to go to school not to relieve, therefore distant goes to school on time. 虽然有了新的任务,但原本那个需要去凰华学院上学的指令并没有解除,所以悠远还是得按时上学。 Midday rest, she also appeared in behind of white bell shrine, became slow Shenhang one group of members. 午休时分,她也出现在了白铃神社的后面,成为徐慎行一伙儿的一份子。 Early distantly why Keikain schoolmate also came......” remote mountain thousand not to know front always somewhat timid and hesitant the feeling in Keikain. “花开院同学也来了啊……”深山千早不知为啥在花开院悠远面前总有些束手束脚的感觉。 I, but wants to find a peaceful place to eat the lunch.” “我,只是想找个安静的地方吃便当而已。” Puts out the lunch that slow Shenhang prepares, the young girl holds their palms together, said gently I started turned on the lunch box. 拿出徐慎行准备的便当,少女双手合十,轻轻说了一声‘我开动了’就打开了便当盒。 The cuisine is not very luxurious, the color even can say somewhat simply, but good of very meat and vegetarian dishes matching, Japanese-style fries the egg roll in addition and so on convenient kingly way cuisine embellishment, this hand made lunch has been able to calculate that was very good. 菜式并不算特别豪华,颜色甚至可以说有些朴素,不过荤素搭配的很棒,加上日式煎蛋卷之类便当王道菜式的点缀,这份手制便当已经可以算很不错了。 May not have to open distantly eats, she discovered that nearby jasmine put down the immortal shell in hand( thin Yanwei), is staring at her lunch directing current saliva. 可没等悠远开吃,她就发现一旁的茉莉放下了手里的仙贝(薄盐味),盯着她的便当直流口水。 „Can octopus small sausage, eat?” Pokes a Vienna small sausage that with the chopsticks distantly carves the octopus shape, asked in a soft voice. “章鱼小香肠,要吃吗?”悠远用筷子戳起一个雕成章鱼状的维也纳小香肠,轻声问道。 The jasmine is too busy nods, then gnawed off the sausage on chopsticks, the small face chewed happily. 茉莉忙不迭地点头,然后啊呜一口咬掉了筷子上的香肠,小脸幸福地嘴嚼了起来。 Distantly why does not know, obviously till this morning of the day before yesterday suffering a loss also somewhat dreads about the jasmine, but she does not have the tiny bit fear now, but thought that the table manners of jasmine are very lovable. 不知道为什么,前天吃了大亏的悠远明明直到今早为止还对茉莉有些畏惧,可现在她却没了一丝一毫的害怕,只是觉得茉莉的吃相很可爱。 Raises while convenient, thousand have early to the jasmine makes the lunch, but jasmine, when the morning attended class the entire lunch stealing food. 顺带一提,千早也有给茉莉做便当,不过茉莉在上午上课的时候就把整个便当给偷吃掉了。 Disturbed,” cherry alley sun collects, she puts out a heat preservation pot: My belt/bring the barley tea, can Keikain schoolmate?” “打扰了,”樱小路朝日凑过来,她拿出一个保温壶:“我这里带了麦茶,花开院同学要一点吗?” If usually is, felt distantly oneself will certainly refuse to be right, but she actually cannot help but nods now, then received the barley tea of attire in disposable paper glass the opposite party handed over, attracted gently sipped one. 如果是平时的话,悠远觉得自己一定会拒绝才对,但现在她却不由自主地点了点头,然后接过了对方递来的装在一次性纸杯里的麦茶,轻轻吸啜了一口。 „Very tasty.” “很好喝。” Keikain schoolmate you likes well.” The cherry alley sun returned to distant female strength full smile. “花开院同学你喜欢就好。”樱小路朝日回了悠远一个女子力十足的微笑。 What a pity is a spoiled female. 可惜是个腐女。 slow Shenhang who not far away looks on sighed at heart secretly. 不远处旁观的徐慎行在心里暗叹。 What you made...... why I always to think that to Keikain she and yesterday was completely different?” Till a moment ago is still trying with slow Shenhang help thousand of controlling the god position sit, turns on the lunch box at the same time with him early shoulder to shoulder also cannot help but asks. “你到底对花开院做了什么……为什么我总觉得她和昨天完全不同了?”直到刚才为止还在徐慎行的帮助下试着控制神位的千早和他并肩坐着,打开自己便当盒的同时还不由自主地问道。 secret “秘 …… …… …… …… „, Right.” “哦,是吗。” Felt how good thousand did not care early muddily returned to one, started to eat own lunch. 感觉怎么样都好的千早浑不在意地回了一句,就开始吃起了自己的便当。 Given up was too quick! Asks my two! My heart good pain!” “放弃的太快了!多问问我两句啊!我的心好痛啊!” Disregarded slow Shenhang sways from side to side the body immediately, same non-stop saying with the fly near thousand early ears. 被无视的徐慎行马上扭动起身体,在千早耳边跟个苍蝇一样不停说道。 „......” “……” Thousand revealed early ‚, this fellow quite troubles the facial expression, sighed finally reluctantly: „Did that actually have what?” 千早露出了‘呜哇,这家伙好麻烦’的神情,最后无奈地叹了口气:“那,究竟发生了什么?” Whistling, you listened to me saying that actually Keikain girl has prostrated oneself in my Hawaiian board shorts...... !” “呼呼,你听我说,其实花开院girl已经拜倒在我的夏威夷沙滩裤……噗唔!” slow Shen shoptalk had not said the lunch box cover that was flown pounds to fall to the ground. 徐慎行话还没说完就被飞来的便当盒盖子砸倒在地。 Although has not broken guarded, but he sets a very painful appearance, extends a hand toward the sky tremblingly, a face my life, has no complain and regret expression. 虽然没破防,但他还是做出一副很痛的样子,颤颤巍巍地朝着天空伸出一只手,一脸‘我之一生,无怨无悔’的表情。 Why can't you earnest? Like this is always interesting?” Thousand cannot help but sighed early again. “为什么你就不能认真一点呢?老是这样有意思吗?”千早不由得再度叹了口气。 Ultra interesting!” slow Shenhang full of energy reply as soon as possible. “超有意思的!”徐慎行精神抖擞的速答。 This fellow was incurable. At this moment, the remote mountain thousand synchronized with the Keikain distant aspiration early...... 这家伙没救了。这一刻,深山千早和花开院悠远的心声同步了…… ------ Has nothing to do with the main text ------ ------与正文无关------ Third finished ~ 第三更完毕~ The chief that side...... please I renew in the evening again sleepily( 院长那边……请恕我晚上再更新(睏 Moreover thanked gentry loli to control and amass money meow, hitting of purple eight Schoolmate Yun to enjoy ~ 另外感谢绅士loli控、敛财喵、紫八雲同学的打赏~ On the shelf words expressing feelings 上架感言 The jasmine occasionally reads with the computer or the cell phone. 茉莉偶尔会用电脑或手机看书。 Not is only the electronic version of some entity books, such as light novel, web novel, network dwelling article and so on, named «Happy Book dealer» application on her cell phone. 不仅仅是一些实体书的电子版,还有诸如轻小说啊,web小说,网络宅文之类的,在她的手机上就有一个名为《欢乐书客》的应用。 slow Shenhang will notice occasionally she uses that application to read the hypertext fiction. 徐慎行偶尔会看到她用那个应用看网络小说。 ......” in the afternoon, slow Shenhang is cleaning the room time, the jasmine lifted from the cell phone the vision. “呼……”这天下午,徐慎行正在打扫屋子的时候,茉莉就将目光从手机上抬了起来。 „? The morning of accident/surprise today finishing.” slow Shenhang puts down the vacuum cleaner in hand, asked curiously. “哦?今天结束的意外的早啊。”徐慎行放下手里的吸尘器,好奇地问道。 In the past words, she will notice probably in the evening was right. 往常的话,她大概会看到傍晚才对吧。 Nest pursued the book «My Hundred Ghosts who look at To travel by night the balabala» anything's wanting on the shelf recently.” “窝最近追看的这本书《我的百鬼夜行balabala》什么的要上架了。” Young girl speaking thoughtlessly replied. 少女随口回答道。 Hey, at least said the book title entire, the author can cry......” slow Shenhang sighed: Moreover the words of on the shelf should be are worth happily? The words that after all has money to take, renew anything will be stabler is right.” “喂喂,至少把书名说全啊,作者会哭的好吗……”徐慎行叹了口气:“而且上架的话应该是值得高兴的吧?毕竟有了钱拿的话,更新什么的会更稳定才对啊。” Issue is, after many novel on the shelves, in order to attains more money, will irrigate in the chapter. Therefore in front of many novels is very attractive, but a on the shelf changed flavor.” “问题是,很多小说上架之后,为了能够拿到更多的钱,都会在章节里灌水。所以不少小说前面很好看,但一上架就变味了。” The jasmine uses _(: 3 " ) the _ posture lies on the sofa. 茉莉用_(:三」∠)_的姿势趴在沙发上。 I thought that this can feel relieved.” slow Shenhang is quite actually calm: Because bat that goods buy out, therefore it will not irrigate after the on the shelf.” “我觉得这点可以放心。”徐慎行倒是颇为镇定:“因为蝙蝠那货是买断,所以它不会在上架之后灌水的。” Really?” “真的?” Un, because it is irrigating from the beginning.” “恩,因为它是从一开始就在灌水啊。” „......” “……” The look of jasmine sharp. 茉莉的眼神犀利了起来。 In brief, I felt after this novel, will not change flavor, should be able to pursue normally looked, subscribed in any case does not need how much money...... little to eat ice cream on the line.” “总之,我觉得这本小说以后也不会变味,应该可以正常追看,反正订阅也不需要多少钱……少吃一个冰淇淋就行了。” Nest rejects!” “窝拒绝!” „......” “……” It seems like compared with «Moe Hundred Ghost» this novels, ice cream more important appearance in jasmine heart. 看来比起《萌百鬼》这本小说,在茉莉心中冰淇淋更重要的样子。 That donut and this novel you thought that which is more important?” “那甜甜圈和这本小说你觉得哪个更重要?” Donut!” “甜甜圈!” That cup of surface and this novel you thought that which is more important?” “那杯面和这本小说你觉得哪个更重要?” cup surface!” “杯面!” That has no flavor toast and this novel you thought that which is more important?” “那没什么味道的吐司面包和这本小说你觉得哪个更重要?” Toast!” “吐司面包!” Unexpectedly is the reply as soon as possible?! 居然都是速答?! The authors mix has is defeated, buoys up a bit faster! 作者混的到底有多失败啊,快点振作起来啊! slow Shenhang thought that has been able to hear the sound that the sound of some day sobs. 徐慎行觉得已经能够听到某个天之声抽泣的声音了。 At this time his telephone rang suddenly. 这时他的电话突然响了起来。 Has not come the electricity demonstration...... is the sale call.” He sighed, pressed conveniently put through the button. “没有来电显示……又是推销电话么。”他叹了口气,随手按了接通按钮。 " Mixed failure that really sorry...... " 「混的那么失败真是对不起了……」 Is the author-!!!” “是作者啊啊啊啊啊--!!!” " Please let the jasmine answer the telephone. " 「请让茉莉接电话。」 „, What you had to say to her?” “诶,你有什么对她说的吗?” " No, I am pure do not want bald( scheduled) youth to talk with one. " 「不,我只是单纯不想和一个大龄秃头(预定)青年对话而已。」 „......( Anger)” “……(怒)” After ten minutes . 十分钟后。 " Sorry, I knew wrong. " 「对不起,我知错了。」 The author of whole body sores apologized to the character of its writing. 满身疮痍的作者向它笔下的人物道歉了。 In brief, the telephone arrived in jasmine for the time being......, although opens is exempts proposes the pattern and that's the end. 总而言之,电话姑且还是到了茉莉手里……虽然开的是免提模式就是了。 slow Shenhang also quite listened to this author Sir to plan and jasmine curiously says anything. 徐慎行也颇为好奇地听着这位作者大人打算和茉莉说些什么。 " That, the water flea and my novel you feel...... " 「那个,水蚤和我的小说你觉得……」 Unexpectedly this topic!!! 居然还是这个话题啊!!! Moreover contrasted the object is too base and low! The authors you have many are not self-confident! 而且对比对象太卑微了吧!作者你到底有多不自信啊! ......” jasmine both hands holds the chest, racked brains. “唔姆……”茉莉双手抱胸,苦思冥想了起来。 " Occupies, needs to consider unexpectedly...... " 「居、居然还需要考虑的吗……」 Sound that telephone that transmitted spitting blood, the author greatly was probably disappointed. 电话那头传来了吐血的声音,作者好像大受打击了。 Joke.” At this time, the expression of jasmine gentle: Nest will support your.” “玩笑。”这时,茉莉的表情柔和了起来:“窝会支持你的。” " Really, real! " 「真、真的吗!」 Naturally, although has not said that but the nest actually thanked very much your. Therefore, the nest can with all readers, support together your.” “当然,虽然没说过,但窝其实很感谢你的。所以,窝会和所有读者,一起支持你的。” " Jasmine Sir, appreciates! " 「茉莉大人,不胜感激!」 That side the authors as if broadcasts the sound that sobs. 作者那边似乎传来抽泣的声音。 Do not cry, clever child clever child.” The sound of jasmine becomes subtle somewhat gentle. slow Shenhang always feels a little irritable, but also said no that on where is not right. “别哭哦,乖孩子乖孩子。”茉莉的声音变得微妙的有些温柔。徐慎行总觉得有点别扭,但却又说不上哪里不对劲。 " Jasmine Sir, I letter/believes you! " 「茉莉大人,我信你啊!」 Good, now probably became the author that side somewhat strange...... 好吧,现在连作者那边好像都变得有些奇怪了…… whistling, you know how should do?” “呼呼呼,那你知道应该怎么做了吧?” " Understood, small certainly the Sir you will increase the actor's pay to the jasmine! " 「明白,小的一定会给茉莉大人您增加戏份的!」 Clever child clever child ~ “乖孩子乖孩子~” „......” Nearby slow Shenhang has been shocked. “……”一旁的徐慎行已经震惊了。 Unexpectedly then easily plays with the author in applauses, this child- is really a fiendish person! 居然那么轻易就把作者玩弄于鼓掌之间,这孩子-果然是魔王啊! Said, actually the author you do telephone does do?” slow Shenhang asked hastily. “说起来,作者你打电话来究竟是干嘛的?”徐慎行连忙问道。 " , Did not say that I forgot, was actually the on the shelf, therefore told you and reader...... " 「啊,不说我都忘了,其实就是要上架了,所以来告诉你们和读者一声……」 „Can a few words explain the clear matter your here ink marks more than 1000 characters?” “一句话就能解释清楚的事你就在这里墨迹了一千多字?” " Perhaps can also calculate that buys out money! " 「说不定也能算买断钱!」 Go away!” “滚!” slow Shenhang hung up the telephone. 徐慎行挂断了电话。 He looks up to out of the window, the sky is deep blue, the weather is just right. 他抬头望向窗外,天空蔚蓝,天色正好。 In this sunny day, our main characters was a character of unchaste author writing had a profound cognition to oneself again. 就在这阳光明媚的日子里,我们的主人公对自己是一个多么无节操的作者笔下的人物再度有了一个深刻的认知。 Cut-off rule- 分割线- Hello, I am moe the new author bat onigiri that incorruptible digs a pit to fill in honestly never sells to sprout/moe, to save to fall into changes the dwelling article world of body lily strange circle, I chose to stand, became the idol ............ to cough, I say to become the author! 大家好,我是清廉正直挖坑必填从不卖萌的萌新作者蝙蝠饭团,为了拯救陷入变身百合怪圈的宅文世界,我选择站了出来,成为偶像…………咳,我是说成为作者! Above that segment words you listening seriously. 上面那段话你们就当真的听。 In brief «Sprouted Hundred Ghost» wants the on the shelf suddenly, when the time comes also invited the reader master generous support. 总之《萌百鬼》突然就要上架了,到时候还请读者老爷多多支持。 Is this ~ 就是这样哒~ Moreover, but also please complain and comments when article much, this is also my symbol only remained many pleasure...... 另外,还请多多在文章里吐槽和评论,这也是我码字之余仅剩不多的乐趣了…… Is this! 就是这样! ...... The words saying that the main body of beforehand on the shelf words expressing feelings is under the cut-off rule this, finally always feels in the page a blank piece good lonely, therefore wrote a thing simply, the result writes is big half an hour. ……话说之前上架感言的本体就是分割线下面这段,结果总觉得页面上空白一片好寂寞所以干脆写了点东西,结果一写就是大半个钟头。
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