„Matter must 200 years ago mentioned, that was a morning of glorious weather, I absorbed enough incense and candle to become the fruits of virtue finally, was the members of the Hanlin Academy, becomes here land, in a twinkling the world called, the day dance triton welled up the fragrant lotus......” “事情要从两百年前说起,那是一个风和日丽的上午,我终于吸收了足够的香火得成正果,位列仙班,成为了这里的土地,霎时间天地鸣动,天舞法螺地涌香莲……” „Can start to say the key point directly?” slow Shenhang broke land one hear to give people one type to say the story that for a long time felt very much, urged he hurried to say the subject. “能直接开始说重点吗？”徐慎行打断了土地一听就给人一种会说很久感觉的故事,催促他赶紧说正题。 „Oh, the present young people...... three days came the gang, they are like today's you, became the haunted house to explore my family belongings, I also deferred to such hid in the past underground, suddenly does not know where from came several spirit ghosts, curled up together the black wind a girl abducted, I preventing not to have come and make a move.” “唉,现在的年轻人……三天前来了一伙人,他们就跟今天的你们一样,把我家当成了鬼屋来探险,我也按照往常那样躲在地下,突然不知从什么地方来了几只灵鬼,卷起一道黑风就把其中一个女娃子掳走了,我连阻止都没来及出手。” „Spirit ghost?” “灵鬼？” slow Shenhang frowns, felt oneself should find the way to enroll in supplementary lessons the supernatural knowledge of Huaxia system, otherwise this type sounded like thing others of general knowledge saying that were not clear. 徐慎行皱起了眉头,觉得自己应该想办法补习一下华夏体系的超自然知识了,否则这种听起来似乎属于常识的东西别人说起来自己都不明白。 „Don't you know the spirit ghost? Repairs to obviously seem like also well, was really the strange boy......” land the lower jaw: Ghost that „spirit ghost refining up simply speaking artificially. The method of building up was very simple, found the child who the record of one's horoscope tallied, reduced both hands both feet, exhausted the eye, after ripping the tongue, nose and ear, slowly killed by mistreatment, after they die, took their heart blood to refine, finally can become a spirit ghost, this was the ghost said that simply was also the most common feeding ghost.” “你不知道灵鬼？明明修为看起来还不错,真是奇怪的小子……”土地啧了下嘴:“灵鬼简单来说就是人为炼成的冤鬼。炼成的方法很简单,找到生辰八字符合的小孩子,砍掉双手双脚,挖掉眼睛,割掉舌头、鼻子和耳朵之后慢慢虐杀,等他们死后取他们的心头血炼化,最后就能够成为一只灵鬼,这是鬼道最简单也是最常见的豢鬼。” „In other words, I can regard the inhuman bastard to treat secretly the person who controls the spirit ghost right?” “也就是说,我能把幕后控制灵鬼的人当成毫无人性的混蛋对待对吧？” Although in the land words is still doping many proper nouns, but this time even/including slow Shenhang can also understand meaning. 虽然土地的话里依然掺杂着不少固有名词,不过这次连徐慎行也能够明白其中的含义了。 „, The spirit ghost of without owner cannot conduct the extradition...... will do this matter to come, I did not think that person can be the fellow of knowing one's place.” The land mentioned the person who controlled the spirit ghost also to appear some dislike. “唔,无主的灵鬼是可以进行引渡的……不过会搞出这种事来的,我可不觉得那人会是安分守己的家伙。”土地说起操控灵鬼的人来也显得有些厌恶。 „Can you find opposite party the hiding place of?” slow Shenhang sees this point to ask. “那你能找到对方的藏身之处吗？”徐慎行看准这一点问道。 How to say again was also river Shanxi god of the land, at least on this lands, he sought for the success ratio of that secret murderer/culprit to be biggest. 再怎么说也是江晋市的土地神,至少在这片土地上,他寻找那个幕后真凶的成功率应该是最大的吧。 „The words of general range do not have the issue, but I most will only tell you ‚’ and so on general the news in these buildings, do not count on detailed that too I investigate, I do not think, because depends too nearly by that lunatic killing.” The god of the land talked endlessly, finally has not forgotten to make a hand signal that again twisted money: „Moreover rewards for services rendered must increase 500 additionally.” “只是大概范围的话没问题,不过我最多就只会告诉你‘在这几座建筑里’之类笼统的消息,别指望我调查的太详细,我可不想因为靠的太近被那种疯子给干掉。”土地神喋喋不休道,最后还不忘再做了一个捻钱的手势:“另外酬劳也要额外增加五百块。” Therefore your land loves money...... 所以说你这个土地到底多爱钱啊…… However from can easily obtain the information of enemy whereabouts, this reward has been able to calculate the small advantage. „Without issue, after you put them, to besides the jasmine...... is the little girl of that blonde, was not that person of ordinary human must only on the line.” 不过从能够轻易得到敌人所在之处的情报来说,这个酬劳已经能算便宜了。“没问题,等你把他们放出来之后,向除了茉莉……就是那个金发的小女孩之外,唯一不是普通人类的那人要就行了。” slow Shenhang pushed to be the scapegoat seemingly very rich Qin Xingyan decisively. 徐慎行果断又把貌似很有钱的秦星嫣推出来做了替死鬼。 „The little girl of blonde? The little girl of what blonde?” The land first sent out did not seem to detect that the jasmine general strange question, has not waited for slow Shenhang to ask, he screamed suddenly: „! When do you come in? Goes out quickly! My dessert, my dinner, my night...... wait/etc , at least lets off my XboxTwo!” “金发的小女孩？什么金发的小女孩？”土地先是发出了好像没有察觉到茉莉一般的奇怪疑问,没等徐慎行发问,他突然尖叫了起来:“呀啊啊啊！你是什么时候进来的？快出去！啊,我的点心,我的晚饭,我的宵夜……等等,至、至少放过我的XboxTwo！” The aborigine who the mud pinches made and is swaying from side to side the body like Edvard Munch's «Call» such movement, at once stiffens suddenly, probably was seasoned such, disrupted several to fall in the ground lost the sound. 泥巴捏的土人做出了如同爱德华・蒙克的《呐喊》那样的动作并扭动着身体,旋即又突然僵住,像是被晒干了那样,碎裂成几块噼里啪啦地掉在地上失去了声息。 Because sudden of extremely accident, even/including slow Shenhang were ignorant, later he gathers near immediately that pile of clods, wants to investigate some traces from that. 因为事发的太过突然,连徐慎行都懵了一下,随后他马上凑到那堆泥块边,想要从那上面调查出一些蛛丝马迹。 Has not waited for him to examine carefully, in the ground blew up a mound of earth again, later a small head likely mushroom such from facing set. 没等他细看,地面上再次鼓起了一个土包,随后一个小脑袋像个蘑菇那样从里面钻了出来。 „,” Bright golden hair exposed the status of this head, from underground drills a jasmine of head to stare at whole face stunned slow Shenhang, said unemotionally: „Caught.” “啊,”灿烂的金发揭露了这个脑袋的身份,从地下钻出一个脑袋的茉莉盯满脸错愕的徐慎行,面无表情地说道:“卡住了。” slow Shenhang holds the volume speechless. 徐慎行无语扶额。 After underground pulls out the little fellow came out, discovers in her hand also to grab another person. 将小家伙从地下拔了出来后,才发现她手里还抓着另外一个人。 The opposite party is one compared with the jasmine at the worst many, wears a loose T-shirt, on the foot is wrapping the open-toe expanded plastic slipper, keeps the black mushroom head, filled the little girl of dwelling female aura. At this time she is in the confusion obviously, struggles is wanting to work loose from the jasmine hand. 对方是一个比起茉莉来说大不了多少,穿着一件宽松T恤,脚上套着露趾发泡塑料拖鞋,留着黑色蘑菇头,充满了宅女气息的小女孩。此时她显然处于混乱之中,挣扎着想要从茉莉手中挣脱。 After slow Shen jasmine including about to she entrains together, the jasmine loosens is holding the hand of opposite party, making that little girl fall to go fall flat on one's face unexpected, but jasmine were calm and composed even in press of work is patting the earth scraps/condescend leave of grass on head. 等徐慎行将茉莉连她一起拽出来后,茉莉就松开拽着对方的手,让那个小女孩猝不及防地跌了个狗吃屎,而茉莉自己则好整以暇地拍着脑袋上的土屑草叶。 „Occupies...... the overbearing to dare to the land Sir to do this matter unexpectedly, you will certainly encounter the day to punish!” The black hair little girl has turned around, looks at slow Shenhang helplessly they, will be rubbing in the future distance that tries to pull away itself and jasmine, while threatens incoherently. “居……居居居然敢对土地大人做这种事,你们一定会遭到天罚的！”黑发小女孩转过身,手足无措地看着徐慎行他们,一边往后蹭着试图拉开自己和茉莉的距离,一边语无伦次地威胁。 It seems like she is the god of the land true body, the main body of that mud person. 看来她就是土地神的真身,那个泥巴人的本体了。 The jasmine entrained slow Shenhang lower hem corner, referred to that mushroom girl, in the double pupil filled hopes for: „Landlord, can I raise her?” 茉莉拽了拽徐慎行的衣角,指了指那个蘑菇头女孩,双眸中充满了希冀:“房东,我能养她吗？” „It is not good, the apartment forbids to raise the pet.” “不行,公寓禁止养宠物。” slow Shenhang declines to say seriously. 徐慎行一本正经地拒绝道。 „Person, others are not the pet!” “人、人家才不是宠物啊！” The god of the land eyes with tears, they protested to slow Shenhang weakly. 土地神双眼含泪,弱弱地向徐慎行他们抗议道。 Compared with mud person that rampant tone, god of the land true body accidental/surprised weak air/Qi. 比起泥巴人那副嚣张的口吻来说,土地神的真身意外的弱气。 The Sakura Apartment economic situation is not good, slow Shenhang has not raised a plan of god of the land much, to let the opposite party helps, here offended others is not the good deed. 樱公寓的经济状况并不好,徐慎行也没有多养一只土地神的打算,而且为了让对方帮忙,在这里把人家得罪死了也不是什么好事。 „A moment ago in brief reached an agreement troubled you.” slow Shenhang has uncovered the disaffection of opposite party with the frank smile: „As to your spiritual compensation, I will ask you to eat six money spicy hotpots.” “总之刚才说好的还是麻烦你了。”徐慎行用爽朗的笑脸揭过了对方的不满:“作为对你的精神赔偿,我会请你吃六块钱麻辣烫的。” „...... Obviously is the deity, others mental damage compensation unexpectedly only value six dollars. Moreover that compensation always thought that has an indescribable evil intention.” “……明明是神仙,人家的精神损失费居然只值六块钱么。另外那个赔偿总觉得带着一股难以言喻的恶意。” „The words of money still please are not the person of normal human take from that only.” “钱的话依然请从那个唯一不是正常人类的人身上拿。” „Moreover six dollars do not hate to pull out this person!” “而且连六块钱都不舍得掏啊这个人！” Even god of the land by slow Shenhang parsimonious shocking. 连土地神都被徐慎行的吝啬给震惊到了。 However as the matter stands, she dropped a point to slow Shenhang their vigilant hearts finally slightly. 不过这样一来,她对徐慎行他们的警惕心总算是稍微下降了一点。 „Others knew, the matter that complied with a moment ago others will not renege on a promise.” She stood from the ground finally, slow Shenhang then taking advantage of the moonlight noticed that on this god of the land that loose white T-shirt prints ‚work was losing’ the inscription, she said seriously: „But, this one time, later do not only disturb others again.” “人家知道了,刚才答应的事人家不会反悔的。”她总算是从地上站了起来,徐慎行这才借着月光看到这位土地神那件宽松的白色T恤上印着‘工作就输了’的字样,她一本正经地说道:“不过,仅此一次,以后别再来打扰人家了。” „Landlord, can I eat her?” “房东,我能吃掉她吗？” „Cannot eat the strange thing randomly, will eat the stomach ache.” “不可以乱吃奇怪的东西哦,会吃坏肚子的。” „I am not food, you two listen to the person to speak-!” “我才不是食物,你们两个听人说话啊啊啊啊-！” The pitiful god of the land sent out to the shout that hearing sad seeing bursts into tears sorrowfully. 可怜的土地神发出了悲哀到闻者伤心见者流泪的呼喊声。 Author message: 作者留言: Thank seeks for the senior driver and hitting of Angolan growing hair rabbit schoolmate to enjoy ~ 感谢寻找老司机、安哥拉长毛兔同学的打赏~