Finally in while convenient informing he/she is blue the pots of their family member also lose after similar Zhengyi, slow Shenhang waves the arms about to leave the police station. 最后在顺带把通知伊青他们家人的锅也丢给肖正义后,徐慎行就甩手离开了公安局。 After going home, slow Shenhang found that in the family/home came the guest. 回家后,徐慎行就发现家里来了客人。 „Yo ~” “哟~” It seems like the god of the land Sirs of some depressions is having the yawn, while greets to slow Shenhang. 看起来有些精神萎靡的土地神大人一边打着哈欠,一边向徐慎行打了个招呼。 „Infrequent visitor,” slow Shenhang puts on the table the inexpensive orange that on the road buys, looks at the opposite party quite thin and pale look, was somewhat worried asked: „river promote did the spirit lineage/vein situation deteriorate?” “稀客啊,”徐慎行把路上买的廉价桔子放到桌上,看着对方颇为憔悴的神色,不由有些担心地问道:“难道江晋的灵脉情况又恶化了吗？” „No, after having the town/subdues Sichuan seal, although spirit lineage/vein some are still not steady, but divulged to stop up compared with former that type everywhere cannot stop up to be better much.” “不,有了镇川印之后,虽然灵脉依旧有些不稳,不过比起之前那种到处泄露堵都堵不住要好不少了。” The god of the land young girl had a yawn again, replied with the sleepy sound: „I now am only because played the game to stay up late to boil continuously for five days, therefore somewhat could not support.” 土地神少女再度打了个哈欠,用困倦的声音回答道:“我现在只是因为玩游戏连续熬夜熬了五天所以有些撑不住而已。” „...... What?” “……啥？” „Does that appearance...... your family that only( refers to jasmine) PS4 and PSvr is others and she pooled capital to buy! Others take away to play for two days not to relate!” “干嘛那副模样……你家那只(指茉莉)的PS4和PSvr本来就是人家和她合资买的！人家拿去玩两天也没关系吧！” The young girl of shiitake mushroom head said righteously. 香菇头的少女理直气壮地说道。 slow Shenhang looks to the jasmine, the latter put aside the vision afraid, pretends to invest very much looks that on the television sells the advertisement of losing weight waistband. 徐慎行向茉莉望去,后者心虚地移开了目光,装作很投入地看着电视上推销减肥腰带的广告。 „Waits for did, in other words, invade my family also to take away jasmine the person of mechanical games illegally is you?” “等一下,也就是说,非法入侵我家并且拿走了茉莉的游戏机的人就是你啰？” slow Shenhang stroked the mentality, asked to river Jin's god of the land. 徐慎行捋了捋思路,向江晋的土地神问道。 „Anything, invades anything illegally...... others, but river promote god of the land! river promote all lands were others! Has not invaded this view illegally, rather person of your life on others land hurry to give others to pay the rent...... the pain thoroughly, cracks a joke, do not use dragon claw the hand to others heads!” “啥哟,非法入侵什么的……人家可是江晋的土地神耶！江晋的一切土地都是人家的！没有非法入侵这种说法,倒不如说你们这些生活在人家土地上的人赶紧给人家付租金……痛痛痛,开玩笑的,不要对人家的脑袋用龙爪手啦！” slow Shenhang loosened grasped the basketball such to grab the right hand of opposite party head probably single-handed, the look was indifferent: „But your chest also has nothing the place that can use dragon claw the hand , my meaning does not have the point of application to grasp......” 徐慎行松开了像是单手抓篮球那样抓着对方脑袋的右手,神色淡然:“但是你的胸口也没什么能够用龙爪手的地方,啊,我的意思是没有着力点可以抓……” „Others are not this meaning! Moreover does not need to explain also good! On the other hand this is nature harassment! To gods harassment careful day punishes your soul to be pale!” “人家才不是这个意思！而且不用解释也行！话说回来这个已经算是性・骚扰了吧！对神明性・骚扰小心天罚啊你这个魂淡！” „I want unable to block from my eye on this day again......” “我要这天再也遮不住我的眼……” „Has this plagiarized? Moreover stem also ultra old!” “这已经是抄袭了吧？而且梗还超老的！” „Doesn't matter,” slow Shenhang gives the thumbs-up: „In original works that fellow is blowing flamboyant, so long as I really can achieve am not the plagiarism!” “没关系,”徐慎行竖起大拇指:“原著里那家伙只是在吹牛逼,只要我真的能做到就不算抄袭了！” „Does not want, for nature harassment heaven killing!” “不要为了性・骚扰就把老天给干掉啊啊啊啊啊！” After having cracked a joke, slow Shenhang somewhat asked to the god of the land curiously: „On the other hand, how do you enter to the room in?” 开过玩笑之后,徐慎行才有些好奇地向土地神问道:“话说回来,你是怎么进到屋子里来的？” Even if there is god of the land of earth escaping ability, theoretically does not have ‚the divine protection of means outside that matter sacred place’ across Sakura Apartment to be right: Even she and slow Shenhang they still calculated the acquaintance, but after all was also not the Sakura Apartment lessee, therefore was not beautiful them to have like Qin Xing passes in and out the Sakura Apartment privilege freely. 即便是拥有土遁能力的土地神,理论上也没办法穿过樱公寓外那层‘圣地的加护’才对:就算她和徐慎行他们也算熟人了,但毕竟还不是樱公寓的租客,所以并不像秦星嫣她们那样拥有自由进出樱公寓的特权。 „I was follow that small girl named Song jade to come in together, the girl each two days will have come to here to clean room a time, your boy was lucky in love.” “我是跟着那个叫宋玉的小丫头一起进来的,那丫头每过两天都会来这里打扫一次房间呢,你小子艳福不浅啊。” God of the land loli hehe ridicules to say like the uncle dreadfully with a smile. 土地神萝莉像个大叔一样猥琐地嘿嘿笑着揶揄道。 slow Shenhang somewhat coughed awkwardly, why does not know, he always feels some vision jarais of another first several tenant. 徐慎行有些尴尬地咳嗽了一声,不知为何,他总觉得另外一头几位房客的目光有些扎人。 „, Do not be noisy, others and I are only the pure revolutionary friendship are good.” slow Shen luggage makes the righteousness expression saying that is only no energy and that's the end, later he looks like thinks that anything same said: „Did the souvenir that but, the mechanical games of jasmine also even, Qin Xingyan the divine tool and remote mountain young lady brought from the Chinese hibiscus still take away not to have the politeness casually?” “咳咳,别闹,人家和我只是纯洁的革命友谊好么。”徐慎行装作义正言辞地说道,只是举手投足间没什么底气就是了,随后他就像是想到什么一样说道:“不过,茉莉的游戏机也就算了,秦星嫣的神器和深山小姐从扶桑带过来的纪念品也随随便便拿走也太没礼貌了吧？” „Clam? What are you saying?” “蛤？你在说什么呢？” The god of the land young girl frowns: „I have no interest in that type of thing!” 土地神少女皱起了眉头:“我对那种东西才没兴趣咧！” „ei?” “欸？” slow Shenhang rubbed the forehead, is somewhat surprised: „Your meaning is, haven't you taken these things?” 徐慎行揉了揉额头,有些惊讶:“你的意思是,你没拿那些东西？” „Natural? Must seduce my words, at least was the FGO national mourning initial loyal day day, painter's brush and Kong Ming opening the account number to be good!” “当然的吧？要诱惑我的话,起码得是FGO国服初始贞日天、彩笔、孔明开局账号才行啊！” The god of the land young girl is speaking not the honourable words with a very extraordinary appearance. 土地神少女用一副很了不起的样子说着一点都不值得尊敬的话语。 „Makes a mistake, originally also thinks how this matter has solved...... now became more complex?” slow Shenhang sighed, whispered in a soft voice. “有没有搞错,本来还以为这事儿已经解决了……怎么现在变得更加复杂了？”徐慎行叹了口气,轻声嘀咕道。 „What? What terrible business did you come across?” The god of the land young girl came the spirit suddenly, depended toward slow Shenhang: „Here has the mysterious event of specialty to consult and assist the target of the survey! The words that now hires want 648 Yuan!” “咋啦？你又遇到什么麻烦事了吗？”土地神少女突然就来了精神,朝徐慎行靠了过去:“这里有专业的神秘事件咨询、协助调查对象哦！现在雇佣的话只要六百四十八元！” The god of the land young girl who slow Shenhang will take pleasure in others'misfortunes shoves open, pretends to watch the sales promotion program to one side with the jasmine together, in fact the knife edge the ear is listening to Qin Xingyan who here is chatting saying: „Star is beautiful, you can discuss with your school that side, making them send to have tracing and the person of search knowledge or ability comes the help?” 徐慎行一把将幸灾乐祸的土地神少女推开,向一旁装作和茉莉一起看推销节目,实际上支棱着耳朵听着这边聊天的秦星嫣说道:“星嫣,你能和你们门派那边商量一下,让他们派些有追踪和搜查方面知识或能力的人过来帮忙吗？” „, Is only the joke the joke! A joke cannot open your fellow mean-spiritedly!” “啊啊啊,只是玩笑啦玩笑！连个玩笑都开不起你这个家伙是有多小气啊！” „Head may break the blood to flow, 648 cannot lose!” “头可断血可流,648不能丢！” „...... Parsimonious to this situation others for you thought that lost face.” “……吝啬到这种地步就连人家都为你觉得丢脸了啊。” Although that said that but in the final analysis, lived several hundred over a thousand years of god of the land loli is quite really experienced in various aspects, therefore slow Shenhang the matter in former Sakura Apartment and she said. 虽然话是这么说,不过说到底,活了几百上千年的土地神萝莉确实在各方面都比较有经验,所以徐慎行还是把之前樱公寓里发生的事和她说了一遍。 „Before looking for criminal, you can first tell me, is actually the lost that divine tool what?” Listens to slow Shenhang narration, the god of the land young girl first to inquire from another aspect. “在寻找犯人之前,你能先告诉我,丢失的那件神器究竟是什么吗？”听完徐慎行的叙述,土地神少女先是从另外一个方面询问道。 „What issue has?” slow Shenhang asked. “有什么问题吗？”徐慎行问道。 „Divine tool type of thing in fact is a very general concept, the thing can be called the divine tool by the gods have used, has the thing of great power also to be called the divine tool...... to worship the most prosperous age in the land, others finished eating the banana remaining banana skins to be able by the temple attendant in charge of incense and ceremonies to be supplied initially to regard the divine tool.” “神器这种东西实际上是一个非常笼统的概念,被神明用过的东西可以被称为神器,拥有强大力量的东西也能够被称为神器……在土地崇拜最为鼎盛的年代,人家当初吃完香蕉剩下的香蕉皮都能被庙祝供起来当成神器咧。” „......” “……” Because slow Shenhang is not quite clear, therefore he looked directly to Qin Xingyan, hinted her to explain. 由于对此徐慎行也不太清楚,所以他直接看向了秦星嫣,示意她来解释一下。 Qin Xingyan as if also the first time was heard this matter, therefore gawked, then said: „From named of blue sky courtyard ‚ghost side cuts’ the divine tool, the contour seems like the quite plain azure bronze sword.” 秦星嫣似乎也是第一次听说这种事,所以愣了一下,然后才开口说道:“是来自碧落庭的一把名为‘鬼方斩’的神器,外形看起来就是比较古朴的青铜剑。” „Blue sky...... the ghost side...... these two were not a thing that was good to deal with......” the god of the land loli also somewhat careless facial expression enforced all of a sudden: „In any things and these two thing random touches on slightly, somewhat will be troublesome, the especially ghost side, how is that three does not divide six immediately great antiquity macrocosms not to have the concept that...... you is completely provokes these strange troublesome thing?” “碧落……鬼方……这两个都不是啥好相与的玩意啊……”土地神萝莉原本还有些漫不经心的神情一下子就严肃了起来:“任何一件事物和这两个玩意里任意一个沾点边,都会有些麻烦,特别是鬼方,那可是三界不分六道未立时的洪荒大世界才有的概念……你们怎么尽是去招惹这些奇奇怪怪的麻烦玩意？” Because probably I am a lead? 大概因为我是主角吧？ slow Shenhang wants to say. 徐慎行心里想道。 However because always felt now is not cracking a joke time, therefore has not said. 不过因为总觉得现在不是开玩笑的时候,所以没有说出来。 Author message: 作者留言: …… ・ This is the main text that has not presented for a long time, because the length issue only emits near several days: Thank the octopus, hundred mist and bat Ji who Haoke in the starry sky roams about, the sweet orange sweet orange honey and Bo Limao , such and some 2015 , the above reader to obtain „the love of bat ( 5 ml )” hitting of Schoolmate X3 to enjoy far away from this mortal world the ideal township of repeatedly ~ 这是许久未出现的正文,因为篇幅问题只放出近几天的:感谢星空中流浪的章鱼、佰越岚、蝙蝠姬好可啪、蜜柑蜜柑蜜、博丽猫、远离尘世的理想乡、某某某2015、反复、以上读者将获得“蝙蝠的爱(5ml)”X3同学的打赏~