According to slow Shenhang had watched that movie said that so long as after letting the elevator goes to four buildings, two buildings, six buildings, two buildings, ten buildings and five buildings in turn, will trigger some strange mechanism, making the elevator start to span the world. 按照徐慎行曾经看过的那部电影所说,只要让电梯依次前往四楼、二楼、六楼、二楼、十楼、五楼后,就会触发某种诡异的机制,让电梯开始跨越世界。 After deferring to the order arrives at five buildings, will have a female to enter the elevator, but cannot look that at this time she cannot talk with her, otherwise occurrence irretrievable matter. 在按照顺序到达五楼后,会有一个女子进入电梯,不过这个时候不能够看她也不能和她交谈,否则会发生难以挽回的事。 Finally according to a button of building, the elevator will go to ten buildings reverse, at this time goes out from the elevator, had arrived at Other World, although at first sight and original world has no difference, outside that person but who in fact this world except for does that does not have other anybody human. 最后再按一楼的按钮,电梯会反向前往十楼,此时从电梯里出去,就已经是到达了异世界,虽然乍一看和原本的世界没什么区别,但实际上这个世界除了这么做的那个人外,已经不存在任何人其他的人类了。 Naturally slow Shenhang also online looks has had netizen's in strange according to movie to discuss that the plot did the same matter, finally very not wonderful- they were discovered the elevator unusual property personnel drive out...... 当然徐慎行也在网上看过有网友按照电影里的怪谈情节做了相同的事,结果很不妙-他们被发现电梯异常的物业人员赶了出去…… In brief, in slow Shenhang after own remembers the order pressed down the button, is still actually all right to happen, even if to so-called ‚will have the mysterious female enters’ five buildings is still all right to happen. 总而言之,在徐慎行按照自己记忆中的顺序按下了按钮之后,却依然没什么事发生,即便是到了所谓‘会有神秘女子进入’的五楼也没什么事发生。 This makes slow Shenhang feel that regrettably, the mysterious female who he very wants to have a look at that so-called different space is actually any thing. 这让徐慎行感觉蛮遗憾的,他倒是挺想要看看那个所谓的异空间的神秘女子到底是个啥玩意。 Actually, because this looks from outside with 其实吧,因为这个从外面看跟 When the wooden cabinet has no so-called of difference ‚elevator’ unable to feel the acceleration or the drop of rise weightlessness feeling, can only see at present the so-called floor from the LED lamp of flicking purely, always a feeling of inexpensive toy. 木柜没啥区别的所谓‘电梯’根本就感受不到上升的加速度或下降时的失重感,纯粹只能从一闪一闪的LED灯上看出目前所谓的楼层,总给人一种廉价玩具的感觉。 In brief, this makes slow Shenhang suspect oneself should not make a mistake, in fact is this thing radically only the ornament? Also or this thing discussed no relations with that strangely, was is only oversensitive and so on. 总而言之,这让徐慎行不由怀疑自己该不会是搞错了,实际上这玩意根本就只是装饰品？又或者这玩意跟那个怪谈没啥关系,只是自己多心了之类的。 However recently and box-type elevator is related, besides crooked kernel entire gu program, as if also only then this discussed strangely. 不过近期内和箱式电梯有关的,除了歪果仁的整蛊节目之外,似乎也就只有这个怪谈了。 After slow Shenhang does not hold anything to hope presses down writes finally ‚one’ the button, that button actually not bright, shines actually writes ‚ascending’ that button. 就在徐慎行已经不抱啥希望地按下了最后写着‘壹’的按钮后,那个按钮却没有亮,亮起来的却是写着‘拾’的那个按钮。 Afterward seems the elevator arrive at ding a sound to get up, the gate of cabinet opened automatically. This lets slow Shenhang quite surprise. 随后仿佛是电梯到站般叮地一声响起,柜子的门自动打开了。这让徐慎行颇为诧异。 Before this thing , is completely only the ordinary manual wooden door. 要知道,这玩意之前完全只是普通的手动木门。 Out of the door is not the beforehand exhibition hall, but is a pure white space, in this period was embellishing deep blue dot, the words that carefully looks at will find that these dots in fact are small windows, but outside that piece deep blue has from the window is quite away from...... 门外已经不是之前的展厅内部了,而是一片纯白色的空间,其间点缀着湛蓝色的圆点,仔细看的话会发现那些圆点实际上是一个个小小的窗户,而外面那片湛蓝则是距离窗户有着相当距离的…… Earth? 地球？ Excuse_me, did I special an elevator sit to the space in directly come? Excuse_me,我特么一个电梯直接坐到宇宙空间里来了？ slow Shenhang soft pū pū the meatball rubbed the forehead with oneself, feels somewhat chaotic. 徐慎行用自己软噗噗的肉球揉了揉眉心,觉得有些乱。 In any event, if not act, matter is unable to be solved. Therefore even in the brain a confusion, slow Shenhang went out of the elevator, arrived at that pure white space. 不论如何,如果不行动的话,事情就无法解决。所以就算脑子里一片混乱,徐慎行还是走出了电梯,来到了那片纯白的空间。 After arriving at inside, discovered that actually this space is not too big, because as far as eyes can reach is completely white one piece, will therefore have the great misconception from the beginning. 等走到里面后才发现其实这个空间并不算太大,只是因为一眼望去完全就是白茫茫的一片,所以一开始才会有广阔无垠的错觉。 The space presents two dishes to back off in the same place flat shape, high approximately two meters, if slow Shenhang or the human condition should because this altitude will feel somewhat depressing ; The space concrete area is unclear, but estimated that most will not surpass river Jinda the drill ground. 空间呈现两个碟子倒扣在一起的扁平形状,高约两米,如果徐慎行还是人类状态的话应该会因为这个高度感到有些压抑;空间的具体面积不明,不过估计最多也不会超过江晋大的操场。 In addition, the gravity in space also has the issue, probably is about two times of terrestrial gravity. 此外,空间里的重力也有问题,大概是地球重力的两倍左右。 While slow Shenhang does not know that should toward where walks, the field of vision end presented the lifeform of two small fellows. 正当徐慎行不知道该往哪里走的时候,视野尽头出现了两个小个子的生物。 They compared with the Gerona dwarves who before bumped into high many, but over one meter, has not had the emaciated body and big head, more noticeable was on the head that to the frog eye black big eye. 它们要比之前碰到的赫罗纳矮人高了不少,不过并没有超过一米,有着瘦弱的躯体和大大的脑袋,更引人注目的则是脑袋上那对青蛙眼睛似的黑色大眼。 Generally speaking, wrote plainly on the face ‚I am alien’ very typical young grey person( Roswell alien) image. 总的来说,就是在脸上写明了‘我就是外星人’的很典型的小灰人(罗斯维尔外星人)形象。 Two young grey people whisper mentioned the words, any language of that pronunciation on with Earth is not same. 两个小灰人叽叽咕咕地说起了话,那种发音与地球上任何一种语言都不相同。 However slow Shenhang ability played the role normally, understood among them the dialogue. 不过徐慎行的能力还是正常的发挥了作用,听懂了它们之间的对话。 „In spaceship appeared had not confirmed the lifeform, the light brain, conducted the living body scanning......” “宇宙飞船内出现了未确认生物,光脑,进行生体扫描……” „Species determined, is the extraterrestrial to plant, by the earthman is called ‚meow a native of Singapore’ lifeform, the individual presents the black, has the shedding hair tendency......” “物种确定,属于外星种,被地球人称为‘喵星人’的生物,个体呈现黑色,有掉毛倾向……” „Meow( feeds, do not speak one's mind in that side, your species do not have polite view)!” “喵(喂,不要在那边自说自话,难道你们这个物种就没有礼貌这种说法吗)！” slow Shenhang bends/bow the back, same exudes the illustrious threatening sound with the real cat. 徐慎行弓起背,和真的猫一样发出赫赫的威吓声。 Two young grey people retroceded one step , to continue whisper to talk in whispers. 两个小灰人后退了一步,继续叽叽咕咕地窃窃私语。 „Scans, this condition expressed that its is not calm, needs to comfort......” “扫描完毕,这种状态表示其情绪不稳定,需要进行安抚……” „How can comfort?” “要如何安抚呢？” „ According to invading the material of Earth information network, whips this lifeform buttocks to make them feel cheerful “根据入侵地球信息网络的资料,拍打这种生物臀部能够让它们感到愉 …… …… „......” “……” „......” “……” „Really is the abnormal lifeform.” “真是变态的生物啊。” „I also think.” “我也是这么认为的。” slow Shenhang: „......( Anger)” 徐慎行:“……(怒)” About after ten seconds, both whole bodies are the young grey person who grasps the mark hug in the same place tremble. 大约十秒后,两个浑身都是抓痕的小灰人抱在一起瑟瑟发抖。 „Earth was too fearful, I want to return to my zenith star.” “地球太可怕了,我想回我的天顶星去。” „With on.” “同上。” The aliens regarding slow Shenhang were not something new. 外星人对于徐慎行来说并不是什么新鲜事了。 Before is not too long, had Alien Princess from Kentauros to live in some time in his Sakura Apartment. 在不算太久以前,就有来自半人马座的外星公主在他的樱公寓里住了一段时间。 But he had also asked opposite party's matter about the alien. 而他也曾经问过对方关于外星人的事。 In fact, Earth at present is not the universe isolated island in the true sense, human had the first so-called fifth kind of contact with the alien early in 1961( relates with the friendly information and extraterrestrial civilization, «E the T» in plot is the fifth kind of contact). 事实上,地球目前并不是真正意义上的宇宙孤岛,人类早在1961年的时候就和外星人有了第一次所谓的第五类接触(用友好信息与外星文明联系,《E・T》里的剧情就是第五类接触)。 Naturally what they contact is not a Heavenly Dynasty, but said the younger sister who human hopes you looks. 当然它们接触的并不是天朝,而是自称人类希望的阿妹你看。 Similar to the East Asian ghost multi- hairlaces, why does not know, alien always many appearances in the Western Hemisphere, especially the younger sister you look. 与东亚鬼怪多发带类似,不知为何,外星人总是更多的出现在西半球,特别是阿妹你看。 Data that if princess Sir of that Kentauros grasps right, at present on Earth probably 1500 aliens, the larger part in the Manhattan region, had jurisdiction over by MiB. 如果那位半人马座的公主大人掌握的数据没错的话,目前地球上大概有一千五百个外星人,其中一大半都在曼哈顿地带,被MiB管辖。 Has similar organization as for the Heavenly Dynasty, slow Shenhang does not know that- rather before running into slow peak, he does not even know that also has ultra manages this existence. 至于天朝有没有类似的机构,徐慎行就不知道了-倒不如说在遇到徐峰之前,他甚至都不知道还有超管办这种存在。 slow Shenhang cat sits on the ground, stares at two to hug in the same place sex unclear young grey person, thinks, this asked. 徐慎行猫坐在地上,盯着两个抱在一起性别不明的小灰人,想了想,这才问道。 „Meow( why I will that gate lead to a museum of Earth behind)?” “喵(为什么我身后那道门会通往地球的一个博物馆)？” „Oh, I can understand this fearful alien unexpectedly the language! This was really terrifying!” “天哪,我居然听得懂这个可怕的外星生物的语言！这实在是太恐怖了！” „Zenith star, returns to the zenith star quickly!” “天顶星,快回天顶星！” slow Shenhang: „......” 徐慎行:“……” How can I say, slow Shenhang is also widely traveled, has experienced the Star Wars, but also with the fleet upfront hard anus of Kentauros rebel army, the worldly-wise people of experience excessively countless alien. 怎么说呢,徐慎行也算是走南闯北,经历过星际大战,还和半人马座叛军的舰队正面硬肛过,见识过无数外星人的老江湖了。 But instigated that such alien first seeing, in his words is: „Meow( you are really I have seen a worst alien)......” 但怂成这样的外星人还是第一次见,用他的话来说就是:“喵(你们真是我见过最差的一届外星人)……” Author message: 作者留言: