Chapter 1 stem game 第1章梗游戏 ( Note: This book has all matter to have nothing to do with the reality, is parallel fictionalizes the world, if there is an identicalness, is purely the coincidence.) (注:本书发生所有事情与现实无关,乃平行虚构世界,如有雷同,纯属巧合。) Lin Qianan static sitting on the computer chair, looks to place the desktop the check result. 林千安静静的坐在电脑椅上,看着放在桌面的检查结果。 Lung cancer, later period. 肺癌,晚期。 The doctor said that his most also three months can live. 医生说他最多还有三个月可以活。 Naturally, said this saying time, the attitude of doctor is a little not self-confident. 当然,说这话的时候,医生的态度也有点不自信。 Three months are the most optimistic results, a bigger probability will be he supports less than three months to leave the world. 三个月是最最乐观的结果,更大的概率是他撑不到三个月就会离世。 Makes Lin Qianan think that what only comfort is, he did not have the father not to have mother since childhood, not worried. 唯一让林千安觉得安慰的是,他自幼无父无母,了无牵挂。 Tens of thousands that card is left over also hit to the orphanage, now on him remaining more than 3000 get by. 卡里存下的几万块也都打给孤儿院了,现在他身上就剩下三千多度日。 The life and death has the life, he can do has done, remaining, was feels at ease has ended this at last. 生死有命,他能做的已经做了,剩下的,就是安心过完这最后的一段时间了。 „~ ~” “咳咳~咳咳~” A fierce cough sound spreads, Lin Qianan is suppressing the ache of lungs, shivered to begin proficiently to take up drinking glass on the pain-killer and desktop. 一阵剧烈的咳嗽声传出,林千安强忍着肺部的疼痛,颤抖着手熟练的拿起了止痛药和桌面上的水杯。 „~ coughs ~” “咳咳~咳咳咳~” However does not wait for him to eat the medicine, is a cough, the opened drinking glass poured in the desktop directly, soaked the following host computer. 然而不等他将药吃下去,又是一阵咳嗽,打开的水杯直接倒在了桌面,浸湿了下面的电脑主机。 The Lin Qianan expression changes, but the ache in fierce cough and chest keeps him from preventing current all. 林千安表情微变,但剧烈的咳嗽和胸中的疼痛让他根本无法阻止正在发生的一切。 ~! 噼里啪啦~！ The next quarter, is not out of the anticipation, on the host computer hot fireworks and firecrackers dodge, mist and dust ascends, but computer also black screen. 下一刻,不出意料的,电脑主机上一阵火花爆闪,一阵烟尘升腾而起,而电脑也随之黑屏。 Lin Qianan is coughing, while struggles is helping up the drinking glass and is cut off the electricity, at once then collapses directly on the chair, some look delay looks at the ceiling. 林千安一边咳嗽着,一边挣扎着将水杯扶起并把电断掉,旋即便直接瘫倒在椅子上,眼神有些呆滞的看着天花板。 The good fortune never come in pairs misfortune never singly comes, the room leaks meets the night rain, the ship encounters head wind continually late. 福无双至祸不单行,屋漏偏逢连夜雨,船迟又遇打头风。 Sometimes, the person carried the luck, but also was anything is not really satisfactory! 有时候,人背运气了,还真的是什么事都不顺心啊！ Wants not to need to think, this computer affirmation discarded. 想都不用想,这电脑肯定报废了。 However these four years days and nights, it was also laborious enough, this/should it rested. 不过这四年的日日夜夜,它也够辛苦了,也该它休息一下了。 Happen, it first walks one step, oneself accompany it later. 正好,它先走一步,自己随后就去陪它。 After long time, in the Lin Qianan chest the ache is slightly moderate, he struggles to set out furiously on the chair, looked at the vision to own host computer. 半晌后,林千安胸中疼痛稍微缓和,他奋力挣扎着在椅子上直起身来,将目光看向了自己的电脑主机。 But is this, his expression direct solidification on face. 而就是这一眼,他的表情直接凝固在了脸上。 The original black plastic engine case has turned at this time filled the technical feeling silver-white metal engine case, although has blacked out, but in the flank transparent protection cover is actually glittering as before the colorful brilliant ray. 原本的黑色塑料机箱此时已经变成充满了科技感的银白色金属机箱,而且虽然已经断电,但侧方的透明保护壳内却依旧闪烁着五颜六色的绚烂光芒。 In the dead ahead of engine case, big colored „stem” character is appearing there, from its peripheral hollow, this as if is also the starting button. 在机箱的正前方,一个大大的彩色“梗”字正显现在那里,从它周边的凹陷来看,这似乎也是开机按钮。 Moreover incessantly is the main engine, with it links the monitor and keyboard, the mouse also had the change. 而且不止是主机,和它连接在一起的显示器和键盘,鼠标也产生了改变。 They turned similarly silver-white metal semblance that feels the technical feeling, moreover did the monitor size as if also increase? 它们同样变成了充满科技感的银白色金属外表,而且显示器尺寸似乎还变大了一些？ He remembers originally his monitor, only then 24 cuns (2.5 cm), but currently as if at least is 30 cuns (2.5 cm)? 他记得原来他的显示器只有二十四寸,但现在似乎至少有三十寸了吧？ Darkest before dawn? 否极泰来？ Looks, the breath of Lin Qianan became slow some, however the ache of lungs made him be hard to continue to ponder. 看着看着,林千安的呼吸变得缓慢了些许,然而肺部的疼痛却让他难以继续思考。 But, he took up the paper goods to scratch the corners of the mouth because of coughing the blood of overflow, took up the drinking glass, met one cup of water in the drinking fountain of body side, then took up own pain-killer, the water was swallowing completely. 无奈之下,他拿起纸巾擦了擦嘴角因为咳嗽而溢出的鲜血,将水杯拿起,在身侧的饮水机中接了一杯水,然后拿起自己的止痛药,就着水全部都吞咽了下去。 Had the help of pain-killer, after a while , the Lin Qianan condition restores slightly, he looked at that silver-white metal engine case, put out a hand to touch on that stem character slowly. 有了止痛药的帮助,过了一会儿后,林千安状态稍微恢复,他看了看那银白色的金属机箱,缓缓伸手触摸到了那个梗字上面。 Ka ~! 咔~！ As pressing of gently Lin Qianan, the clear sound spreads together, at once the monitor and mouse keyboard also shone, on the monitor presented one colored „stem” character. 随着林千安的轻轻按动,一道清脆的声音传出,旋即显示器和鼠标键盘都随之亮了起来,在显示器上出现了一个彩色的“梗”字。 After one second, computer starting, appeared a pure white piece of desktop. 一秒之后,电脑开机,显现出了一个洁白一片的桌面。 Nothing on this desktop, only then most center has one „stem game” software icon. 在这个桌面上没有任何东西,只有最中心处有一个“梗游戏”的软件图标。 The color of this software icon is very special, lets the words that Lin Qianan described, that was „colorful black”. 这软件图标的颜色很特别,让林千安来形容的话,那就是“五彩斑斓的黑”。 Lin Qianan rocked a mouse, an arrow also appears. 林千安晃动了一下鼠标,一个箭头也随之出现。 The operation and previous normal operation computer do not have much difference. 操作和之前正常操作电脑没有太大的区别。 He places on the mouse arrow that only software icon, after hesitant probably 12 seconds, double-clicks its point directly. 他将鼠标箭头放在那唯一的软件图标上面,犹豫了大概一两秒之后,直接双击将其点开。 【The stem game is activating.】 【梗游戏正在激活.】 【In binding host】 【绑定宿主中】 【Binds successfully.】 【绑定成功.】 Three system prompts fast appeared on the computer monitor, then Lin Qianan are at present many a simple panel. 三条系统提示快速在电脑显示器上显现了一遍,然后林千安的眼前便多了一个简单的面板。 Host: Lin Qianan 宿主:林千安 Has purchased the game: Does not have 已购买游戏:无 Already entry game: Does not have 已通关游戏:无 Stem object point: 0 梗物点:0 This panel appears directly on his retina, rather than in computer. 这个面板是直接显现在他的视网膜上的,而不是电脑之中。 The Lin Qianan intention rotates, this panel also vanishes. 林千安心念转动间,这个面板也随之消失。 His recollection, can make it also appear again. 他再一回想,就能让它随之出现。 Is a very simple operating mode. 是一个很简单的操作方式。 Lin Qianan returns on the line of sight the computer, on monitor, at this moment demonstrated what is a simple operation interface. 林千安将视线重新回到电脑上,在显示器上,此刻显示出的是一个简单的操作界面。 Has two options above the contact surface, may play the game, one is the game commercial city, but the right bottom has a withdrawing option. 在界面上方有两个选项,一个是可游玩游戏,一个是游戏商城,而右下角则有着一个退出的选项。 Lin Qianan first selected to play the option of game, inside was empty, was a pure white piece of contact surface. 林千安先点开了可玩游戏的选项,里面空无一物,是一个洁白一片的界面。 The click returns, Lin Qianan opened the game commercial city. 点击返回,林千安又打开了游戏商城。 In this, the game icon of ink style, seems like one to wear the bamboo hat to wear the ancient of cloak. 在这里面,有一个水墨画风的游戏图标,看起来像是一个头戴斗笠身穿披风的古人。 On the icon appears „this month is folding sale within a limited time” the typeface with the rubrication, under of icon has " Rivers and lakes » two characters, evidently is the title. 图标上面用红字显现着“本月限时一折销售”的字体,图标的下方有着《江湖》两个字,看样子是游戏名称。 But the side right the game icon, there is one 【10】 The digit, mostly is the price of purchase. 而在游戏图标右侧方,有一个【十】的数字,多半是购买的价格。 It is not out of the anticipation the words, should purchase with the stem object point that on the panel saw a moment ago. 不出意料的话,应该就是用刚才面板上看到的梗物点所购买。 Lin Qianan selected that icon, a system prompt is also appearing at present. 林千安点了点那个图标,一条系统提示随之在眼前出现。 【Prompt: Consumes 10 stem object point purchase current games?】 【提示:是否消耗十梗物点购买当前游戏？】 Below has yes and no two choices. 下面有“是”与“否”两个选择。 Although speculated oneself could not purchase, but Lin Qianan selected one is. 虽然推测自己购买不了,但林千安还是点了一下是。 Meanwhile, another system prompt also appears. 与此同时,又一条系统提示随之浮现。 【Prompt: Your stem object point balance is unable to purchase the current game, please collect enough many stem object points to purchase again!】 【提示:您的梗物点余额无法购买当前游戏,请收集足够多的梗物点再来购买！】 【Prompt: The stem object point is carried by stem, is unable to obtain from the game, needs the player to collect.】 【提示:梗物点由梗物自身所携带,无法从游戏中获得,需玩家自行收集。】 Lin Qianan falls into silent, started to enter the condition of ponder. 林千安陷入沉默,开始进入了思考的状态。 Although he is only one throws the street writer, but is not strange regarding the present matter. 虽然他只是一个扑街写手,但对于眼前的事情也并不陌生。 Without a doubt, this is an unusual event, moreover according to the repertoire of that extremely coincidence, the big probability is his gold/metal finger. 毫无疑问,这是一次超凡事件,而且按照那极其巧合的套路来看,大概率是他的金手指。 However in the system with novel also has other gold/metal fingers to be different, it is quite as if crude and stereotypical, the Lin Qianan attempt conducts the inquiry not to obtain its reply in the heart . Moreover the current function has not looked too. 不过和小说中的系统还有其余的金手指不同,它似乎比较简陋和呆板,林千安尝试在心头进行询问也没有得到其回答,而且目前的作用也没有看出来太多。 The speculation can play game through this computer probably, the benefit that but the game can provide is indefinite. 推测大概是可以通过这个电脑来玩其中的游戏,但游戏本身能带来的好处就不确定了。 Naturally, may not have the advantage, is the pure game is uncertain. 当然,也有可能没有好处,就是单纯的游戏也不一定。 But this without a doubt, being possible is he will solve the opportunity that the cancer lives. 但这毫无疑问,有可能会是他解决癌症活下来的机会。 Where however the stem object point should from probably come is also an issue. 不过梗物点该从什么地方得来也是一个问题。 Thinks, Lin Qianan puts out the cell phone, starts to inquire the meaning of stem character. 想了想,林千安拿出手机,开始查询梗这个字的含义。 Although he will usually also play the stem, but the concrete related knowledge, he is not very actually clear. 虽然他平时也会玩梗,但具体的相关知识,他其实并不算特别清楚。 Soon, he then gets the answer that oneself wanted. 不多时,他便得到了自己想要的答案。 Some quite popular language that generally speaking the stem refers, video, picture and so on smiling that the thing composes. 一般来说梗就是指的一些比较流行的语言,视频,图片之类的东西所组成的笑点。 In supporting speaker the funny harmonics by crosstalk evolve to come. 由相声中的捧哏的哏谐音演化而来。 But likes playing the stem also mostly is young people. 而喜欢玩梗的也大多是年轻人。 Makes the ponder slightly, Lin Qianan can speculate that stem can be anything probably. 稍作思考,林千安就能推测出梗物大概会是什么了。 He turned on a video software on the cell phone, visited a video site. 他在手机上打开了一个视频软件,登录了一个视频网站。 This is the young people a video site that likes using „the bi stand”, at present most stems pass from it. 这是年轻人最喜欢用的一个视频网站“哔站”,目前大多数的梗都是从它里面传出来的。 Afterward, Lin Qianan searched key words „stem”. 随后,林千安搜索了关键字“梗”。 A series of videos then came out. 一连串的视频便都出来了。 Some famous stem videos of ranking head have over a hundred million broadcasts. 排行榜首的一些出名梗视频更是有上亿的播放。 The Lin Qianan point opened the first video to conduct the broadcast, that was the video that a strong man danced, the picture quality slightly obviously fuzzy, but actually very demonic nature. 林千安点开第一个视频进行了播放,那是一个猛男跳舞的视频,画质稍显模糊,不过却很魔性。 Inside many movement was used to conduct played the stem. 里面的很多动作都被用来进行了玩梗。 The video player, Lin Qianan has not seen any system prompt. 视频播放完,林千安并没有看到任何的系统提示。 Afterward, Lin Qianan broadcast several quite fiery videos one after another, these play the stem very fierce video, even Lin Qianan also selected a crosstalk video. 随后,林千安又陆续播放了几个比较火热的视频,那些都算是玩梗很厉害的视频,甚至林千安还点开了一个相声视频。 But finally does not have one to have the response. 但结果是没有一个有反应。 Lin Qianan tried these stems pictures, the expression package, is in famous the bridge section as for the novel uncovers comes to see. 林千安又尝试了一下那些名梗的图片,表情包,乃至于小说中出名的桥段都去搜出来看了看。 However had not responded. 不过也都没有反应。 The train of thought in mind transforms, the Lin Qianan heart had the explicit mentality. 脑海中的思绪变换,林千安心头有了明确的思路。 The picture, the writing, the video is not good. 图片,文字,视频都不行。 Either was he had not found the correct collection way, either was the virtual goods cannot be stem. 要么就是他没有找到正确的收集方式,要么就是虚拟物品并不能算是梗物。 Naturally, may be stem that his gold/metal finger recognizes is the quite special goods is good, not all the things that play the stem can be approved. 当然,也有可能是他的这个金手指认定的梗物是比较特殊的物品才行,并不是所有玩梗的东西都能得到认可。 This probability Lin Qianan thinks very in a big way. 这个概率林千安认为很大。 If the physical collection, where he should go? 如果是实物的收集,他又该去什么地方呢？ Lin Qianan started to type in the memorandum of cell phone, left behind three places, they respectively were „roadside booth”, „auction” as well as „antique street”. 林千安在手机的记事本上开始打字,留下了三个地点,它们分别是“路边摊”,“拍卖会”以及“古玩街”。 Since this has been he writes the novel according to oneself, the novel stem that knows conducts the definite place. 这是他按照自己写小说以来,所知道的小说梗来进行确定的地点。 The repertoire of ancient early novel is stereotyped, generally, the fortuitous encounter place of lead, is unable to be separated from these three places. 古早小说的套路都千篇一律,一般情况下,主角的奇遇地点,都无法脱离这三个地方。 The roadside booth buys the thing to obtain the gold/metal finger, the auction takes advantage of a mistake, the antique street installs to compel, crisp point plot that is very good to write. 路边摊买到好东西得到金手指,拍卖会捡漏,古玩街装逼,都是很好写的爽点剧情。 Therefore, these places often will also be used to play the stem. 故此,这些地点也会经常被用来玩梗。 Lin Qianan sets aside the fit and unfit quality three places respectively, conducted to analyze. 林千安将三个地点分别划分出优劣,进行了一下分析。 The wealth that the words of auction, he has now pays an earnest money unable to achieve without doubt continually basically, therefore the priority places the rear directly. 拍卖会的话,他现在所拥有的钱财无疑连入门交个保证金都做不到,所以优先级直接放在最后面。 Then remaining was the antique street and roadside spreads. 那么剩下的就是古玩街和路边摊了。 In the antique street asked an outrageous price, has one set of unspoken rule, Lin Qianan felt if oneself were not familiar with inside repertoire, even if saw stem, it is estimated that was still very difficult to take it. 古玩街里面漫天要价,自有一套潜规则,林千安觉得自己如果不熟悉里面的套路的话,就算看到梗物,估计也很难将其拿到手中。 Relatively speaking, the roadside booth was very appropriate. 相对而言,路边摊就很合适了。 What sells, anything has. 什么都卖,什么都有。 Moreover price basically not over 500 Yuan. 而且价钱基本不超过五百元。 Lin Qianan wants to buy something, is actually not difficult. 林千安想要从中买到一些东西,倒是不难。 Naturally, the premise is „stem” that there really has him to need. 当然了,前提是那里真的有他需要的“梗物”。 Without hesitates excessively, Lin Qianan gives to cover with the bed sheet computer close-down after this variation, then dresses the clothing, wears the mask, planned a route then also to take taxi to go out on the guidance map departs. 没有过多犹豫,林千安将这台变异后的电脑关机用床单给盖上,然后穿戴好衣物,戴上口罩,在导航地图上规划了一下路线便随之打了个车出门离去。 Present he must race against time with the god of death. 现在的他要和死神争分夺秒。 Quicker gold/metal finger activation use, he then more can many one point hope. 越快将金手指激活使用,他便越是能多一分希望。 The new book publishes, but also invited book friend generous support!! 新书发表,还请各位书友多多支持！！ ( This chapter ends) (本章完)