Academic honor in me like floating clouds, only envy affectionate couple not envy immortal! 功名于我如浮云,只羡鸳鸯不羡仙！ The country chooses the grand ceremony, above this most important palace examination, you said unexpectedly the academic honor is unimportant, more importantly love! This isn't fucking courts death? 国家选才大典,这最重要的殿试之上,你居然说功名不重要,重要的是爱情！这特么不是找死吗？ Next, the good sovereign already rejection the princess will betroth to you, you also said frankly and uprightly beg, did you rise the altitude of country shameless? Doesn't this make the good sovereign unable to get out? Isn't this second courting death? 其次,善皇已经拒绝将公主许配给你了啊,你还如此光明正大说出来讨要,你这是将不要脸上升到了国家的高度？这不是让善皇下不了台？这不是第二个找死？ The good sovereign makes you praise the imperial civil service examination, you said unexpectedly is the rejection, rejects your younger sister! You rejected, tests what imperial civil service examination? Do you tease us to play? Isn't this third courting death? 善皇让你夸科举,你居然说是拒绝的,拒绝你妹啊！你都拒绝了,来考个什么科举？你逗我们大家玩吗？这不是第三个找死？ fucking, this Wang Ke does not want to live! 特么,这王可不想活了！ Fights one group of combat generals in temple to stare the big eye, without seeing such rulers and ministers has replied to an inquiry from the emperor, we help you speak do not know how to open the mouth. 战神殿的一群战将都瞪大眼睛,没见过这样的君臣奏对啊,我们帮你说话都不知道如何开口啊。 Now what to do? The war-god has not come, Wang Ke, your time was miserable! 现在怎么办？战神又没来,王可,你这次要惨了！ But is stranger, good Kokyo however showed the affected expression, moreover in eye also clear tears? This fucking was weird? Perhaps, this is not the tears, this was the sand entered the eye. 可更诡异的是,善皇居然露出了感动的表情,而且眼中还有晶莹的泪水？这特么的邪门了？或许,这不是泪水,这是沙子进了眼睛。 But, must stimulate the tears the good sovereign eyes, that must how exciting sand be good! 可,要将善皇眼睛刺激出泪水来,那要多么刺激的沙子才行啊！ Wang Ke also looks at good sovereign that expression at this moment, at this moment is also a face alert. 王可此刻也看着善皇那表情,此刻也是一脸戒备。 It is not Wang Ke wants to talk nonsense, main You Yue possibly in some main hall corner, my looks for the wife, if cannot move the wife, cannot let elope with me who You Yue is duty-bound not to turn back, I also meet the wife! 不是王可想要胡说八道,主要幽月可能就在大殿某个角落,我这来找媳妇,若是不能将媳妇感动了,不能让幽月义无反顾的跟我私奔,那我还接个屁媳妇啊！ Has not watched on the previous television, liking being probable to say loudly? I do not say now when said? So long as You Yue I want, all are worth. 没看以前电视上,爱要大声说出来吗？我现在不说,什么时候说？只要幽月一句我愿意,一切都值得的啊。 As for was investigated the insult deliberation hall, Wang Ke could not control, so long as does not force suicide at the scene, are not related. Returned to the head harness You Yue to elope Hundred Thousand Great Mountains on the line. 至于被追究侮辱朝堂,王可管不了了,只要不是当场赐死,就没关系。回头带着幽月私奔回十万大山就行了。 Also, you asked my question, I replied was not good. Where has the palace examination, because the reply is not good decapitate! Where has the king is so narrow-minded? 再说了,你问我问题,我回答的不好而已。哪有殿试因为回答不好就被杀头的啊！哪有君王这么小心眼？ It is not right, good is the seemingly sovereign narrow-minded? Must recover! 呃,不对,貌似善皇就是小心眼啊？必须要补救一下！ „Friendly sovereign, my innermost thoughts already said that or, you ask You Yue, looked that she is willing to follow me?” Wang Ke anticipates to say. “善皇,我心里话已经说了,要不,您去问问幽月,看她愿不愿意跟我走？”王可期待道。 One group of officials get angry to look to Wang Ke, you also counted on that the good sovereign did ask the princess? 一群官员黑着脸看向王可,你还指望善皇去问公主？ „Wants, I want!” The good sovereign opens the mouth to say suddenly. “愿意,我愿意！”善皇忽然开口道。 „!” Suddenly in the main hall a silence, everyone has doubts looks to do good deeds the sovereign. “呃！”大殿中忽然一阵寂静,所有人疑惑的看向善皇。 But Wang Ke is on the face one twitches, you, you, your mental illness? 而王可更是脸上一阵抽搐,你,你,你神经病吧？ What I must marry is You Yue, is not you, are you willing is not useful? 我要娶的是幽月,又不是你,你愿意有个屁用？ „No, We said, We am willing to betroth Princess You Yue to you!” On good Real Madrid made up one. “不,朕是说,朕愿意将幽月公主许配给你！”善皇马上又补了一句。 „Really? Thanked the emperor, no, thanks Mount Tai!” Wang Ke immediately under excited doing obeisance. “真的？谢皇上,不,谢老泰山！”王可顿时激动的拜下。 „Father sovereign, you did not say before!” Three crown princes were startled to call out. “父皇,你以前不是这么说的啊！”三太子惊叫道。 Hundred officers and examinees this moment eyeball stared. 百官和考生们此刻眼珠子都瞪出来了。 Thought Wang Ke to but actually big mildew, who thinks, Wang Ke persuaded the good sovereign unexpectedly, will also the princess betroth to Wang Ke? This fucking should not! 原以为王可要倒大霉了,可谁想到,王可居然说动了善皇,还将公主许配给王可了？这特么不应该啊！ The examinees pinch tightly the fist, was I said like this, can become? Don't I have such good fortune? I should first say! 考生们更是捏紧拳头,是不是我这样说,也能成？我怎么没有这么好运气呢？我应该抢先说的啊！ „The emperor, shouldn't today is the palace examination time, did not discuss that the matter of princess marriage, determine the position of fellow examinees?” Ximen along water surface reveal surprised looks to do good deeds the sovereign. “皇上,今日是殿试时刻啊,不是讨论公主婚嫁之事,不是应该判定各位考生的名次吗？”西门顺水面露惊讶的看向善皇。 The good sovereign is startled, immediately the complexion changes, seems thinks at this moment also in the palace examination general. 善皇一怔,马上脸色一变,好似才想起来此刻还在殿试中一般。 „Good, We today ordered by the emperor personally, Wang Ke is palace examination's first!” The good sovereign opens the mouth to say again. “好,朕今日钦定,王可为殿试第一名！”善皇再度开口道。 In main hall, hundred officer completely all complexions one stiff. 大殿中,百官尽皆脸色一僵。 This, did this decide Wang Ke is first? Why? 这,这就定王可为第一名了？为什么？ A Wang Ke also face gets muddled, what I have not said that how first? 就连王可也一脸发蒙,我没说什么啊,怎么就第一了？ „The emperor, this other examinees have not started to reply that was this too early?” West gate with the current immediately staring astonished say/way. “皇上,这其他考生还没开始回答呢,这是不是太早了点？”西门顺水顿时瞪眼惊愕道。 „, We thought something a moment ago, wants to forget, ok, Wang Ke ranked first, others also said! I decide the individual positions to you!” The good Real Madrid upper shed said. “啊,朕刚才想些事情,想忘掉了,好了,王可排第一,其他人也说说吧！我给你们定个别的名次！”善皇马上开口道。 Suddenly, in the main hall falls into strange atmosphere. 一时间,大殿中陷入一股诡异的气氛之中。 This, today's emperor, some are not quite same! 这,今天的皇上,有些不太一样啊！ Wang Ke also stares to look to the good sovereign, what my previous time seeing is a false good sovereign? This good sovereign very amiable, you look, good, complied with me and You Yue wedding, gave back to my son-in-law one decided but not yet announced first. Can other person only struggle second? 王可也瞪眼看向眼前善皇,难道我上次看到的是一个假善皇？这善皇挺平易近人的啊,你看,多好,一口就答应了我和幽月的婚事,还给了我这女婿一个内定第一。别的人只能争第二？ Wang Ke staring regulation Shiragawa of ruthlessly, does your mental illness, slander my father-in-law to do? Who said that my father-in-law is narrow-minded? How can't I see? Good father-in-law! 王可狠狠的瞪了眼程白川,你这个神经病,污蔑我老丈人干什么？谁说我老丈人是小心眼的？我怎么看不出来？多好的老丈人啊！ journey Baichuan is also staring, when should not, the good sovereign change was so good to speak? 程白川也瞪着眼,不应该啊,善皇什么时候变的这么好说话了？ Incessantly regulation Shiragawa, in the main hall everyone is the same idea, only then prime minister west gate with the current turns head to look to do good deeds the sovereign fiercely, west gate with the current looking pensive, seemed guessed correctly anything suddenly, suddenly a look strangeness, no longer talked too much subsequently. 不止程白川,大殿中所有人都是一样的想法,只有丞相西门顺水猛地扭头看向善皇,西门顺水忽然若有所思,好似猜到了什么,一时间神色一阵古怪,继而不再多嘴。 „Father sovereign, You Yue cannot marry Wang Ke!” Three crown princes left ranks to call out immediately. “父皇,幽月不能嫁给王可！”三太子顿时出列叫道。 „Un?” The good sovereign knit the brows looks to three crown princes. “嗯？”善皇皱眉的看向三太子。 „Three crown princes? You know where this is? This is the greatly good deliberation hall, decision that the good sovereign makes, is you can change? Hasn't turned over to the row?” Wang Ke jumps to berate immediately. “三太子？你知道这是哪里吗？这是大善朝堂,善皇做的决定,也是你能更改的？还不归列？”王可顿时跳出来喝斥道。 Is this three brothers-in-law? Was fucking, previous time one hit insufficiently also? What do you come out to make? Friendly sovereign already permitted You Yue to me, didn't your give me to be embarrassed? Visits you are my three brothers-in-law, I wish one could now to be flat your. 这是自己三舅子吧？特么的,上次被一顿打还不够？你又出来闹什么？善皇已经将幽月许给我了,你这不是给我难堪吗？要不是看你是我三舅子,我恨不得现在就扁你一顿。 „Father sovereign, child did not talk nonsense, but was Wang Ke is not the person of my Righteous Path, he was the demon, he was the demon, how can marry You Yue, if he married You Yue, that wasn't the huge joke?” Three crown princes called out immediately. “父皇,孩儿并非胡说八道,而是王可并非我正道之人,他是魔,他是邪魔,怎么可以娶幽月,他要是娶了幽月,那不是天大的笑话吗？”三太子顿时叫道。 „Demon?” In the main hall the innumerable officials immediately the complexion changes. “邪魔？”大殿中无数官员顿时脸色一变。 „Three crown princes, you do not make false accusations, I fight the person in temple, how possibly is the demon? What evidence do you have?” Murong Laogou stares to angrily rebuke to say. “三太子,你别血口喷人,我战神殿的人,怎么可能是邪魔？你有什么证据？”慕容老狗瞪眼怒斥道。 Three crown princes how? I fight the temple not to fear you! 三太子又如何？我战神殿不怕你！ „Jiang did Bing, you speak to have the evidence?” Friendly sovereign solemnly said. “姜丙,你说话可有证据？”善皇沉声道。 Three crown princes clench teeth, in heart one horizontal: „Yes, the father sovereign, you do not know that Wang Ke in Hundred Thousand Great Mountains, is the Lunar Demon Cult Divine Dragon founder, my person already inquiry was clear, Wang Ke true essence jet black like black ink, is the demon!” 三太子咬了咬牙,心中一横:“是,父皇,您不知道王可在十万大山,还是太阴魔教的神龙教主,我的人已经打探清楚了,王可的真元漆黑如墨,就是邪魔！” „Did your person inquire clearly? Did three crown princes, Jiang Bing, who you tell you hand/subordinate me are the demons? You had considered he is intentionally the pit you?” Wang Ke stares to say. “你的人打探清楚了？三太子,姜丙,你手下谁告诉你我是邪魔的？你有没有考虑过他是故意坑你的？”王可瞪眼道。 „Wang Ke, has the guts you to inspect to us!” Jiang Bing stares to say. “王可,有胆量你给我们检查一下！”姜丙瞪眼道。 „Jiang Bing! The Wang Ke words, haven't you listened clearly? He is asking you, who told your news, who made you so believe Wang Ke that Chen Tianyuan has not detected was the demon?” Friendly sovereign solemnly said. “姜丙！王可的话,你没听清楚？他在问你,谁告诉你的消息,谁让你如此相信陈天元都没测出的王可就是邪魔？”善皇沉声道。 Jiang Bing one looks to do good deeds the sovereign, what meaning father sovereign your? Your do stand in the Wang Ke position? Wang Ke now is under the feudal official, what he asked that what do I want to reply? 姜丙一愣的看向善皇,父皇你什么意思？你怎么句句都站在王可位置？王可现在是下臣啊,他问什么,我就要回答什么吗？ „Said!” Wang Ke stares to say. “说啊！”王可瞪眼道。 „Right, said!” Friendly sovereign solemnly said. “没错,说啊！”善皇沉声道。 The Wang Ke genial sovereign strange tacit understanding of also looked to stay the full palace royal courtier, perhaps, only then prime minister west gate with the current at this moment suddenly casting down one's eyes nose view heart does not meddle. 王可和善皇诡异的默契也看呆了满殿朝臣,或许,只有丞相西门顺水此刻忽然眼观鼻鼻观心的不插手了。 Jiang Bing looks at the good sovereign's interrogation, somewhat read Ministry of War Shangshu in crowd of officer awkwardly. 姜丙看着善皇的质问,有些为难的看了看群官中的兵部尚书。 A Ministry of War Shangshu solution weapons face twitch, the eye reveal anxious color, in the heart is meditating: „Three crown princes, you promise me not to expose my, do not sell me! Was you said that must find to cope with the Wang Ke means that was you must cope with Wang Ke, you promised me not to say my!” 兵部尚书解兵甲面部一阵抽动,眼露焦急之色,心中默念着:“三太子,你答应我不暴露我的,你别将我卖了啊！是你说要找到对付王可的办法,是你非要对付王可的,你答应我不说我的啊！” Jiang Bing swallows the saliva, looks that the good sovereign angry glare comes, does not dare to lie: „Is Ministry of War Shangshu solution weapons tells me!” 姜丙咽了咽口水,看着善皇怒目而来,不敢撒谎:“是兵部尚书解兵甲告诉我的！” „Whish!” “哗！” In main hall hundred officers immediately surprised in an uproar. Solves the weapons? Isn't he and three crown princes does not cope? Aren't the relations are not good? How to tell three crown prince news? 大殿中百官顿时一阵惊讶的哗然。解兵甲？他不是和三太子不对付吗？两人不是关系不好吗？怎么告诉三太子这个消息？ „The emperor forgives, the feudal official is only had guessed! Did not affirm!” solution Bingjia lowers the head to say immediately. “皇上恕罪,臣只是有所猜测！并不肯定！”解兵甲马上低头道。 „Solves the weapons? If We remember that right, Wang Ke doesn't have the connection with you? Wang Ke is the examinee who fights the temple recommendation! You are what reason, but also runs up to front of ginger C to chew the root of the tongue randomly? Are you what mind?” The good sovereign eyes stare. “解兵甲？朕若记得没错,王可与你毫无交接吧？王可更是战神殿举荐的考生！你是何缘由,还跑到姜丙面前乱嚼舌根？你是何居心？”善皇眼睛一瞪。 At this moment, did not use the Wang Ke opens the mouth. The good sovereign supports on the side of Wang Ke one-sided. 这一刻,都不用王可开口了。善皇一边倒的支持王可一边。 „Friendly sovereign forgives, mainly during is the examinee isolates, Wang Ke twice fighting, disrupts the examinee to rest, the feudal official paid attention, by chance during three crown princes wear poor clothing to be the examinee, was hit by Wang Ke, when inquired, the feudal official made an indiscreet remark for a while, said own guess, invited the emperor intelligent apprehension!” solution Bingjia does obeisance immediately. “善皇恕罪,主要是考生隔离期间,王可两次打架斗殴,扰乱考生休息,臣才关注了一下,恰巧三太子微服做考生期间,被王可打了,询问之时,臣才一时失言,说出了自己的猜测,请皇上明察！”解兵甲马上拜下。 Solves the explanation of weapons, everyone then understands the reason. 解兵甲的解释,大家这才明白缘由。 „Fighting? Wang Ke, can you be injured?” The good sovereign seems somewhat anxious asking. “打架斗殴？王可,你可有受伤？”善皇好似有些紧张的问道。 A good sovereign opens the mouth, not far away three crown prince complexions change, the father sovereign, I am your son, I and Wang Ke fight, do you only care about Wang Ke? 善皇一开口,不远处三太子脸色一变,父皇,我才是你儿子啊,我和王可打架,你怎么只关心王可啊？ „Made the emperor take the trouble, I unobstructive! However, three crown prince already asked that I also give everyone a confession, some people in province with this are the excuses, obstructs me and You Yue in the same place!” Wang Ke said. “让皇上费心了,我无碍！不过,三太子已经问了,那我也给大家一个交代吧,省的有人用此为借口,又阻挠我和幽月在一起！”王可说道。 Saying, Wang Ke searches the hand to wield, the palm presents a shining muddy true essence ball. 说着,王可探手一挥,掌心出现一个金灿灿的浊真元球。 „Did three crown princes, you see? Wang Ke true essence, is shining, the righteous qi is fearful, where had black qi? Where was demon qi?” Murong Laogou stares to say immediately. “三太子,你看到了吗？王可的真元,金光灿灿,正气惶惶,哪里有黑气了？哪里是魔气了？”慕容老狗顿时瞪眼道。 Ginger C complexion one stiff, turns head to look to the solution weapons. 姜丙脸色一僵,扭头看向解兵甲。 solution Bingjia lowers the head at this moment, where is willing to say one again, immediately anything does not open the mouth! 解兵甲此刻低着头,哪里愿意再多说一句,顿时什么也不开口！ „The emperor, you saw, I and You Yue, are one pair of created by heaven and earth! Some villains slandered, could not take seriously!” Wang Ke received muddy true essence to say. “皇上,您看到了,我和幽月,是天造地设的一对！些许小人诬蔑,当不得真！”王可收了浊真元说道。 „We believe you!” The good sovereign nods with a smile. “朕相信你！”善皇笑着点了点头。 At this moment, everyone collective speechless, which this was the palace examination, this was the father and son-in-law meeting harmony happiness, what can we also say? What this fucking is in history the preliminary examination biggest behind-the-scenes plotting? 这一刻,所有人都集体失语了,这哪是殿试啊,这是翁婿见面其乐融融啊,我们还能说什么？这特么的是有史以来科考最大的黑幕吧？ „Before fights, I also want to ask three crown princes curiously. Why on that day do you want to hit me?” Wang Ke stares to look to Jiang Bing. “既然说到之前打架,我也好奇想要问一问三太子。那天你为什么要打我？”王可瞪眼看向姜丙。 At this moment, father-in-law's attitude so looks, oneself were also secure, ginger C you do not give me the face, I did not give you face. 此刻,老丈人的态度如此关照,自己也有恃无恐了,姜丙你不给我面子,我也不给你面子了。 „Un? Said!” The good sovereign looks to Jiang Bing. “嗯？说啊！”善皇看向姜丙。 Jiang Bing stares to look to do good deeds the sovereign, today was this? What Wang Ke said that what does the father sovereign you listen to? Why? 姜丙瞪眼看向善皇,今天这是怎么了？王可说什么,父皇你听什么吗？为什么啊？ „Three crown princes, I, if remembers well, at that time I and old journey ate meal, but also drew you to eat meal together, we also chatted good, but also prepared to lead you to form a partnership to make money together. Also chatted some people to hire the rabbit group to assassinate Ministry of Rites Shangshu king to be courteous, I scolded the rabbit the employers of group there am stupidly lack, scold am scolding, you hit me on the ignition suddenly! I felt strange, I scolded the rabbit the employer of group, were you angry? Difficult to be inadequate, are you employers of rabbit group are inadequate?” Wang Ke stares to say. “三太子,我若记得不错,当时我和老程吃饭的时候,还拉你一起吃饭,我们还聊的挺好的,还准备带你一起合伙赚钱。也就聊到有人雇佣兔子团去刺杀礼部尚书王有礼,我在那里骂兔子团的雇主是个傻缺,骂着骂着,你忽然就发火打我了！我就奇怪了,我骂兔子团的雇主,你生什么气？难不成,你还是兔子团的雇主不成？”王可瞪眼道。 Three crown princes: „..................!” 三太子:“………………！” PS: First! PS:第一更！