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#603: Two enough not?


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Temple of Confucian learning square! Three try! 文庙广场!三试! Three try is very strange, everyone unconscious looks to Wang Ke. 三试的时候很奇怪,所有人都不自觉的一起看向王可 Because before Wang Ke, twice took a test was extremely dazzling, to can satirize all examination officials dazzlingly at the scene, but can also result in the pair first! This third, compared with the poems and songs, this isn't like a fish in water to Wang Ke? 因为王可前两次考试太过耀眼了,耀眼到能当场讽刺了所有考官,还能得双第一!这第三场,又比诗词歌赋,这不是给王可更加如鱼得水吗? Fights the combat generals in temple happily to smile, after all Wang Ke can write «Praises Friendly Sovereign», writes poems and songs to be a cinch? 战神殿的战将们得意一笑,毕竟王可能写出《颂善皇》,写个诗词歌赋应该不在话下吧? When the examinees ponder, shoots a look at to Wang Ke. 考生们思考之余,也瞥向王可 The examination officials are also staring at Wang Ke, even there is a supervisior to be tactful, was worried that Wang Ke raises hand to want the tea, unexpectedly sent to one cup of green tea to Wang Ke on own initiative. 考官们也盯着王可,甚至有个监考官还非常识趣,担心王可又举手要茶,居然主动给王可送去了一杯清茶。 The carrying teacup that only then west gate with the current thinks little, Ximen along the middle of the water, Wang Ke first two is to cheat, this third is to see through to brush you , some people in province said my preliminary examination fraud, thinking, west gate with the current satisfied drinking tea. 只有西门顺水不以为意的端起茶杯,西门顺水心中,王可前两场都是作弊的,这第三场就是要将你拆穿刷下去,也省的有人说我科考舞弊,想着,西门顺水满意的喝了口茶。 That did Wang Ke take up the pen? Prime minister!” Nearby Ministry of War Shangshu solution weapons doubts said. “那王可动笔了?丞相!”一旁的兵部尚书解兵甲疑惑道。 The secret that Wang Ke cheats, solves the weapons also to know, also cheered for the method of prime minister, an examination question made Wang Ke reveal one's true colors, the prime minister was really high, Wang Ke this time was finished. 王可作弊的秘密,解兵甲也知道,同时也为丞相的手段喝彩,一个考题就让王可原形毕露,丞相真是高啊,王可这次完蛋了。 But, when everyone ponders the topic, Wang Ke first started to write unexpectedly. 可,在所有人沉思题目的时候,王可居然第一个落笔了。 All right, making him play? The one who loses face is he!” West gate with the current reveals one disdain drinks tea again. “没事,让他玩吧?丢人的是他!”西门顺水露出一丝不屑的再度喝了口茶。 Literary style? Good heavy literary style!” solution Bingjia was startled to call out. “文气?好重的文气啊!”解兵甲惊叫道。 Who?” West gate with the current puzzled say/way. “谁?”西门顺水不解道。 Wang Ke! The prime minister you looked, the Wang Ke writing literary style braved, was good to rush! Did the literary style form the shape of exquisite silk? This, this is impossible!” solution Bingjia astonished say/way. 王可啊!丞相你看,王可笔下文气冒出来了,好澎湃!文气形成锦绣之状了?这,这不可能啊!”解兵甲惊愕道。 The Ximen's in teacup along sailor also suddenly stiff there, stares to look to Wang Ke. 西门顺水手中茶杯也忽然僵在了那里,瞪眼看向王可 Saw, Wang Ke top of the head the air/Qi of exquisite silk congeals, are getting more and more, are getting more and more, slowly formed one exquisite silk mountains and rivers charts. 就看到,王可头顶的锦绣之气凝结,越来越多,越来越多,慢慢的形成了一片锦绣山河图。 In this exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart, the innumerable fierce combat, the innumerable officers rip to kill, even there is a king to sit high, the officers go on an expedition the battlefield for the king, finally presents veteran white-haired sitting to locate a deep sigh in the dry lamp. 这锦绣山河图中,无数刀光剑影,无数将士撕杀,甚至有君王高坐,将士们为了君王征战沙场,最终出现一个老将满头白发的坐在枯灯处一阵长叹。 Exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart, haha, I know, Wang Ke that I teach, will definitely not disappoint me!” Murong Laogou staring pleasantly surprised say/way. “锦绣山河图,哈哈,我就知道,我教出来的王可,肯定不会让我失望!”慕容老狗瞪眼惊喜道。 Murong old dog, your shameless, Wang Ke is you teaches?” One group of old army riffraff scolded. “慕容老狗,你不要脸,王可是你教出来的吗?”一群老兵痞骂道。 Prime minister, how did Wang Ke write exquisite silk mountains and rivers to attempt?” solution Bingjia with astonishment looks to west gate with the current. “丞相,王可怎么又写出一篇锦绣山河图了?”解兵甲惊愕的看向西门顺水。 West gate with the current stares to look to the solution weapons, I, I don't know either, I also specifically aimed at him, did he write? king did Youli help him? 西门顺水瞪眼看向解兵甲,我,我也不知道啊,我还专门针对他了,他怎么又写出来了?难道王有礼又帮他了? Prime minister, can your information contain errors?” solution Bingjia has not mentioned by name. “丞相,你的情报会不会有误啊?”解兵甲没有点名说。 A Wang Ke song good sovereign, stems from the king courteous hand, but this second? You just set the topic, how possibly to counterfeit? Wang Ke wrote without hesitation, this who helped? 王可一篇颂善皇,是出自王有礼之手,可这第二篇呢?你刚刚出题的,怎么可能作假?王可不假思索就写出来了啊,这谁帮忙的? West gate with the current also stares to look to distant place Wang Ke, should not, my scout not be possible to make a mistake. 西门顺水也瞪眼看向远处王可,不应该啊,我的探子不可能出错的啊。 Ok!” Wang Ke puts down the writing brush immediately. “好了!”王可顿时将毛笔放下。 This forms a coherent whole, was instantaneously good, the looked innumerable examinees stared in a big way the eye, was this and impossible? You have not pondered the topic, your tea has not drunk, wrote? 这一气呵成,瞬间就好了,看的无数考生瞪大了眼睛,这不、不可能吧?你都没思考题目,你茶还没喝呢,就写好了? Read!” West gate with the current solemnly said. “去念出来!”西门顺水沉声道 The poetry is brief, reads not to delay the time, west gate with the current is at this moment is extremely also surprised, makes the so improper behavior, but, no one refutes at this moment general, after all, Wang Ke this was also too quick. 诗词非常简短,念出来不会耽搁时间,西门顺水也是此刻太过惊讶,才做出如此不妥行为,不过,此刻却没人反驳一般,毕竟,王可这也太快了吧。 Yes!” Solved weapons' first to run. “是!”解兵甲第一个跑了过去。 Yeah, you and other, I have not inscribed!” Wang Ke called out immediately. “哎,你等一下,我还没落款呢!”王可顿时叫道。 But, at this time, solving the weapons may, no matter, inscribes indifferently, who has not known that you write, I must have a look, you plagiarize others' article. 但,这时候,解兵甲可不管,落不落款无所谓,谁还不知道你写的,我只是要看看,你有没有抄袭别人的文章而已。 Broken time period! “破阵子! In is drunk raises the lampwick looks at the sword, the dream returns blows corner/horn even/including battalion. Under 800 li (0.5 km) minute/share roasts, 50 strings turn the area north of the Great Wall sound, a battlefield autumn soldier! 醉里挑灯看剑,梦回吹角连营。八百里分麾下炙,五十弦翻塞外声,沙场秋点兵! Lu who horse is fast, the bow such as the thunderclap string is startled. Finished the king world matter, won before death behind famous. Occurs pitifully white/in vain! ” 马作的卢飞快,弓如霹雳弦惊。了却君王天下事,赢得生前身后名。可怜白发生!” Solved the weapons to recite loudly. 解兵甲大声朗诵了起来。 The short several poetry, make everyone one static instantaneously. In this article the meaning, just like the picture in exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart, wrote the aspirations of innumerable officers. 短短几句诗词,瞬间让所有人一静。这文中之意,与锦绣山河图中的画面一样,写出了无数将士的心声。 One group of big uneducated people on continuous fighting Temple, suddenly have the soul trembling feeling of resonance at this moment, has the Ministry of War Shangshu solution weapons of literary talent let alone? 就连战神殿的一群大老粗,此刻都忽然有种共鸣的灵魂战栗感,更何况有文采的兵部尚书解兵甲呢? Last pitiful happened white/in vain, has to plant to return to the battlefield, for fear that feeling without enough time. 最后一句可怜白发生,更是有种想回到战场,生怕来不及的感觉。 This article, an examinees piece wails, this is fucking the poetry that the twinkling can want to come out? Without enough army five experience, how possibly to write? You wrote, we what to do? 此文一出,考生们一片哀嚎,这特么是瞬息就能想出来的诗词?没有足够军伍经历,怎么可能写得出来?你写了,我们怎么办? The examination officials at this moment are also an exclamation. 考官们此刻也是一阵惊叹。 Only then west gate with the current, the brow wrinkled the Sichuan character. This, this should not! 只有西门顺水,眉头皱成了川字。这,这不应该啊! Wang Ke, this «Broken Time period» is you writes?” West gate with the current complexion ugly say/way. 王可,这篇《破阵子》是你写的吗?”西门顺水脸色难看道。 West gate with the current also reads the poetry book full, if there is a poetry of this rank to spread, passed on got down all over the sky, but is because in the mind does not have the memory of this article, has doubts. 西门顺水也算是饱读诗书,若是有这个等级的诗词传出,早就传的满天下了,可就是因为脑海中没有这篇文章的记忆,才疑惑啊。 Wang Ke by not cheating to obtain the temple of Confucian learning to grant the recommendation of exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart? What's wrong, how to write one? Who writes? Shouldn't? 王可不是靠作弊才能得到文庙赐予锦绣山河图的推荐吗?怎么,怎么又写出了一篇?谁写的啊?不应该啊? Prime minister, your what meaning? You are an examiner, how to start to take the lead to slander Wang Ke?” Murong Laogou first jumped. “丞相,你什么意思?你可是主考官,怎么又开始带头诬蔑王可了?”慕容老狗第一个跳了出来。 Right, your civil officials fight the temple in view of us, interesting? Altogether several tests, your awkwardness, this is thinks that I do fight temple no one?” “没错,你们文官针对我们战神殿,有意思吗?一共才几场考试,你们场场为难,这是以为我战神殿无人吗?” Yes, the topic is you leaves, the Wang Ke article can write, you questioned, my greatly good imperial civil service examination also is fair?” “就是,题目是你出的,王可文章写得好,你就来质疑,我大善科举还有公平可言吗?” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… One group of old army riffraff shouted. 一群老兵痞纷纷叫嚷起来。 The exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart came out, the Wang Ke poetry selects the topic, definitely was first, the war-god has not come, Wang Ke made every effort to succeed, we reached an agreement must support to Wang Ke, naturally must stand. 锦绣山河图都出来了,王可的诗词又点题,肯定又是第一了,战神没来,王可争气了,我们说好了的要给王可撑腰,自然要站出来啊。 „It is not, this officer felt, the author of this type of article, certainly is a veteran, the veteran who fought for a lifetime the war can write!” West gate with the current knits the brows to say. “不是,本官只是觉得,这种文章的作者,一定是一个老将,一个打了一辈子仗的老将才能写得出来!”西门顺水皱眉道。 The examination officials selected, without certain story, without enough experience, how possibly to write to obtain this type of war article? Between the lines is the military career! 众考官纷纷点了点,没有一定的阅历,没有足够的体验,怎么可能写得出这种战争文?字里行间全是军旅生涯啊! Prime minister, you pick a bone from an egg, the Wang Ke scene writes, but can also have the false? Difficult to be inadequate king Youli who Wang Ke copies?” Murong Laogou stares to say. “丞相,你这是鸡蛋里挑骨头,王可现场写的,还能有假?难不成王可还是抄的王有礼的?”慕容老狗瞪眼道。 West gate with the current: ..................!” 西门顺水:“………………!” Your this group of old army riffraff, do not understand! The poetry and article are different, must be from the heart, has the intense individual color, Wang Ke has not visited the battlefield, vicissitudes how he writes a veteran? 你们这群老兵痞,懂个屁!诗词和文章不同,要发自内心,带有强烈的个人色彩,王可从来就没有踏足过战场,他怎么写出一个老将的沧桑? Prime minister said right, look I have not inscribed, was snatched by Ministry of War Shangshu, come, I fall!” Wang Ke said. “丞相说的没错,这不,我还没落款的嘛,被兵部尚书抢去了,来,我落个款!”王可说道。 Solved weapons puzzled handing over also the examination paper. 解兵甲不解的递还了卷子。 Saw, Wang Ke wrote the Xin Qiji three characters in the inscription place. 就看到,王可在落款处写了‘辛弃疾’三个字。 Xin Qiji?” solution Bingjia stares to say. “辛弃疾?”解兵甲瞪眼道。 Right, this article is not I writes, is Xin Qiji writes, I ten -year-old time carries!” Wang Ke answered. “对啊,这篇文章不是我写的,是辛弃疾写的,我十岁的时候背的!”王可解释道。 Who is Xin Qiji?” solution Bingjia knits the brows to say. “辛弃疾是谁?”解兵甲皱眉道。 On this day under could not find Xin Qiji, is not a world, is not a time!” Wang Ke answered. “这天下找不到辛弃疾,不是一个世界的,也不是一个时代的!”王可解释道。 Everyone stares to look to Wang Ke, an audience suddenly silence. Is Xin Qiji the person who does not have? Do you use Xin Qiji this name to do? 所有人瞪眼看向王可,全场忽然一片寂静。辛弃疾是一个不存在的人?那你用辛弃疾这个名字干什么? Wang Ke, you are intentional? Did you start conventional to satirize the examination official?” Murong Laogou stares to say. 王可,你是故意的吧?你又开始常规性讽刺考官了?”慕容老狗瞪眼道。 No, what I said is real, does not believe that I write several to show you again! Come, grinds to me!” Wang Ke said to the solution weapons. “没有,我说的是真的,不信,我再写几篇给你们看看!来,给我研磨!”王可对解兵甲说道。 Solves the weapons at a loss looks at Wang Ke, has not responded Wang Ke. 解兵甲茫然的看着王可,没有搭理王可 Wang Ke wrote again. But during solves the weapons also to recite simultaneously. 王可再度写了起来。而解兵甲也同声朗诵之中。 ------ ------ Azolla imbricata! 满江红! Bristles with anger, the leaning against a railing place and deep and clear rain to rest. Raised the head to look and face upward the long and loud cry, the strong bosom is intense. 怒发冲冠、凭栏处、潇潇雨歇。抬头望、仰天长啸,壮怀激烈。 30 academic honor dust and earth, eight thousand li (500 km) path Yunhe months. don't commonplace, white youngster head, spatial sad! 三十功名尘与土,八千里路云和月。莫等闲、白了少年头,空悲切! Yin Mountains shame, still not snow. The officials hate, when extinguishes! Harnesses the long car(riage), treads the broken god of disasters to lack. 阴山耻,犹未雪。臣子恨,何时灭!驾长车,踏破恶神都缺。 The determination hungry meal Monster Beast meat, the joke drinks the demon blood thirstily. When, cleans up the old mountains and rivers from the beginning, upwards error! 壮志饥餐妖兽肉,笑谈渴饮邪魔血。待从头、收拾旧山河,朝天阙! ------ ------ Bang!” “轰!” Second poetry, an exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart soars to the heavens again on, on the exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart, a great general including indignant commanding troops, the picture of greatly broken enemy side exposed before everyone. 第二篇诗词一出,再度一副锦绣山河图冲天而上,锦绣山河图上,一个大将含愤领兵,大破敌方的画面展露在了所有人前。 „, This some little modification, the inscription writes two, Yue Fei, Wang Ke!” Wang Ke was saying wrote two names to come up. “呃,这篇有少许改动,落款就写两个吧,岳飞、王可!”王可说着写了两个名字上去。 Wang Ke inscribed two people, one is Yue Fei, one is oneself! 王可落款了两个人,一个是岳飞,一个是自己! Exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart? 锦绣山河图? Everyone looks at Wang Ke top of the head spout the literary style, suddenly for a very long time did not say, the poetry of this rank, conveniently? 所有人看着王可头顶喷涌的文气,一时间久久不言,这种级别的诗词,随手就来? Everyone looks to Wang Ke, this fucking, do not ponder? Can this Azolla imbricata, no cavity for the heart of country, how possibly write? Later on this imposing manner one, who also wrote the poetry of war? 所有人怔怔的看向王可,这特么,你都不要思考的吗?这满江红,没有一腔为国之心,怎么可能写得出来?就这气势一出,以后谁还写的了战争的诗词了? Suddenly, an examination place silence. 一时间,考场一片寂静。 Suffices? Two insufficient, I write several again to you, in my head attire many, you want what type poetry, can ask me to have custom-made! Relax, the reasonable price, treats both the young and old honestly!” Wang Ke looks at the prime minister to not far away. “够吗?两篇不够,我再写几篇给你,我脑袋里装的多呢,你想要什么类型的诗词,可以找我定制!放心,价格公道,童叟无欺!”王可看向不远处的丞相。 „!” “啪嗒!” Does not know that which examinee, in the hand the writing brush falls suddenly in the place, broke the dignity of this moment atmosphere. 不知道哪个考生,手中毛笔忽然掉落在地,打断了此刻现场气氛的凝重。 This, this fucking also ratio? 这,这特么还怎么比? Wrote the article of exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart rank to be very difficult on already, wrote the poetry of exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart rank more difficult, the poetry was brief, was more difficult to write, this Wang Ke did not need to ponder after the brain? Comes conveniently? 写出锦绣山河图级别的文章就已经很难了,写出锦绣山河图级别的诗词就更难了,诗词简短,更加难写啊,这王可都不用经过大脑思考的吗?随手就来? «Broken Time period», «Azolla imbricata», didn't this want our short remaining life? Listened to these two poetry, how making us then write! We also write! 一首《破阵子》,一首《满江红》,这不是要了我们的老命吗?听了这两首诗词,让我们接下来怎么写啊!我们还写个屁啊! Wang Ke, Wang Ke!” Three crown princes pinched oneself writing brush. 王可,王可!”三太子咔嚓一声将自己的毛笔捏断了。 This damn Wang Ke, you did not promote you are cheat? The prime minister just set the topic, you wrote, how you cheated! You are tease me to play? This crown prince this time wants to test first to come Mr. Xiang sovereign to prove itself, I first can Mr. Xiang sovereign request that matter, why, why do you always oppose with me? fucking, Cao hero that bastard, how does not have to get rid of you, making your disaster damage me! 这该死的王可,你不是鼓吹你是作弊的吗?丞相刚出题,你就写出来了,你怎么作弊的啊!你是逗我玩的吗?本太子这次就是想考个第一名来向父皇证明一下自己,我得第一才能向父皇请求那件事啊,为什么,为什么你总是跟我作对啊?特么的,曹雄那混蛋,怎么没将你干掉,让你这祸害来祸害我啊! Yue Fei?” Nearby solution weapons complexion ugly looks to Wang Ke. “岳飞?”一旁解兵甲脸色难看的看向王可儿。 Right, just like Xin Qiji, under should unable to find this person on this day, their poetry in my mind, you can think that is I have a dream to achieve!” Wang Ke answered. “对,跟辛弃疾一样,这天下应该找不到这个人,他们的诗词都在我脑海中,你可以认为是我做梦做到的!”王可解释道。 solution Bingjia gets angry to look to Wang Ke, having a dream to be able the dream to the poetry of this exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart rank, how can't I achieve the dream? 解兵甲黑着脸看向王可,做梦能梦到这种锦绣山河图级别的诗词,我怎么做不到梦? Distant place Murong Laogou and the others were excited immediately: Prime minister, saw? Wang Ke wrote continuously two articles of exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart ranks, this or can result in first, who can result in first?” 远处慕容老狗等人顿时兴奋了起来:“丞相,看到了吗?王可连写了两篇锦绣山河图级别的文章,这要不能得第一,谁能得第一?” Murong elder, you misunderstood, this is not I writes, is Xin Qiji and Yue Fei writes, I changed slightly little!” Wang Ke said. “慕容长老,你误会了,这不是我写的,是辛弃疾和岳飞写的,我只是稍微改了一点点!”王可说道。 Understood, yes, you are discontented they to your slandering, Wang Ke, do not fear! This time, we looked that who accepts your article, if this cannot win, we invited the war-god!” Murong Laogou called out immediately. “明白,明白,你这是不满他们对你的诬蔑,王可,你不要怕!这一次,我们看谁来认领你的文章,这要是不能夺魁,我们就去请战神!”慕容老狗顿时叫道。 Right, your poetry, we listened energetically, can't their civil officials see? Must unable to choose the talent fairly, we invited the war-god together!” One crowd fought the temple combat general to call out. “没错,你这诗词,我们听了都带劲,他们文官看不出好来?要还是不能公平选才,我们一起去请战神!”一群战神殿战将叫道。 Not far away, west gate with the current eyelid jumps crazily. 不远处,西门顺水眼皮一阵狂跳。 Why do three try the examination question is the poems and songs? Is because the poems and songs are extremely brief, rarely rarely can have the exquisite silk literary style, even if this at the appointed time Wang Ke cheats good that writes, oneself can still idealist brushes it. 为什么三试考题是诗词歌赋?就是因为诗词歌赋太过简短,以至于很少很少能产生锦绣文气的,这样到时就算王可作弊写的不错,自己也可以唯心的将其刷下去。 But, brushes Wang Ke now idealist? Short poetry, can the achievement exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart? Is this possible? 可是,现在怎么唯心刷下王可?短短的诗词,也能成就锦绣山河图?这怎么可能? king does Youli help cheat? Is impossible. Coming out that the poetry of exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart rank, king Youli writes, but, king Youli does not have the army five profession, and likes the peace. So radical fight article, king Youli had not realized profoundly, definitely cannot write. 王有礼帮忙作弊?不可能。锦绣山河图级别的诗词,王有礼写的出来,但,王有礼没有军伍生涯,而且喜欢和平。如此激进的战斗文,王有礼没有深刻体会,肯定写不出来。 The kings are courteous impossible to help Wang Ke cheat. Perhaps on this day under some people can write the poetry of this rank, does the army five literary giant but who, can write this rank, how possibly help Wang Ke cheat? And is so skillful? 王有礼不可能帮王可作弊。这天下或许有人能写出这级别的诗词,可是,能写出这种级别的军伍文豪,怎么可能帮王可作弊?而且还这么巧? Wang Ke satirized itself, what Xin Qiji said that Yue Fei xie? If I believed that I amn't the head am sick? 王可讽刺自己,说什么辛弃疾、岳飞写的?我要是相信了,那我不是脑袋有病? That truth only then, this is Wang Ke writes, this Wang Ke really deeply concealed, does he really have the shocking literary talent? 那真相只有一个,这是王可自己写的,这王可真的深藏不露,他真的有惊世之文采? Hiss!” West gate with the current but actually suction port cold qi. “嘶!”西门顺水倒吸口寒气 Your this Wang Ke has such talent obviously, why, why first two do need to cheat? This should not! 你这王可明明有如此才华,为什么,为什么前两场要作弊啊?这不应该啊! Two enough? Also can write several again?” Wang Ke looks to west gate with the current. “两篇够吗?还要再写几篇吗?”王可看向西门顺水。 PS: Three finish! PS:三更毕!
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