IDK :: Volume #6

#592: The head tried to finish


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Temple of Confucian learning examination place! 文庙考场! One group of examinees stare to look at the examination official stage dispute. one by one also calculated to grow in experience, this called the Wang Ke examinee, was the real deity, fucking, tested trying to make the examination official serve tea to hand over the water, then started to write extremely heartshaking and moving, tested also to be able one group of examination officials to satirize, the examination official not only has not blamed, but also one by one holds one's nose to recognize. 一群考生瞪眼看着考官台处的争执。一个个也算长见识了,这叫王可的考生,是真神仙啊,特么,考个试让考官端茶递水,然后落笔惊天地泣鬼神也就罢了,考完还能将一群考官讽刺一遍,考官非但没有怪罪,还一个个捏着鼻子认了。 This fucking, is this is taking a test? So to be how weird? 特么的,这是在考试吗?怎么这么邪门? I have not satirized you, what I said is real, I am king Youli who copies, I am a sham, my eight-legged essay, I will not carry this, I have not lain, how don't you believe? Cao hero saw the clue to come, you must believe Cao hero!” Wang Ke is arranging as before. “我没有讽刺你们,我说的是真的,我是抄的王有礼的,我就是个赝品,我不会八股文,我就会背这一篇,我没撒谎,你们怎么就不相信呢?曹雄都看出端倪来了,你们要相信曹雄啊!”王可依旧在编。 Here, only then king Youli knows that what Wang Ke said is real, but, for own fame and integrity and clear reputation, king Youli pretends not to see. 在此,只有王有礼知道王可说的是真的,但,为了自己的名节、清誉,王有礼装作没看见。 One group of examination officials get angry, thinks that the satire of Wang Ke intensified. 一群考官都黑着脸,以为王可的讽刺加剧了。 Ok, ok, Wang Ke, ok, do not say again, today is we fights the red-letter day of temple, you tested first, muddles along, you looked that their faces were green! Quits when you're ahead!” Murong Laogou is urging Wang Ke. “好了,好了,王可,算了,不要再说了,今天是我们战神殿的大喜日子,你考了第一名,得过且过吧,你看他们的脸都绿了!见好就收吧!”慕容老狗劝着王可 „Don't you believe me?” Wang Ke stares to say. “你们也不相信我?”王可瞪眼道。 Murong Laogou and the others complexion one stiff, the key, your saying keeps us from believing. 慕容老狗等人脸色一僵,关键,你这话让我们无法相信啊。 Wang Ke, ok, the proper business is important!” Zhang Zhengdao urged in side. 王可,算了,正事要紧!”张正道在旁劝道。 Wang Ke thinks, right, I with your crowd of official grumble anything, I must look for my girlfriend. 王可一想,对啊,我跟你们这群官员磨叽什么,我还要找我女朋友呢。 Ok, ok, I did not say my already that should say in any case said that believes as you like, now, my already completed an assignment, I should walk!” Wang Ke said. “好了,好了,我也不说了,反正该说的我已经说了,信不信随你们,现在,我已经交卷了,我该走了!”王可说道。 Walks?” One crowd of examination official brows select. It seems has not understood the meaning of Wang Ke. “走?”一群考官眉头一挑。好似没有明白王可的意思。 Murong elder, the brothers in also war temple, come a good god rarely, walks, we drink! I treat!” Wang Ke waves to say immediately. “慕容长老,还有诸位战神殿的兄弟,难得来一趟善神都,走,我们喝酒去!我请客!”王可顿时挥手道。 Murong Laogou and the others stared to look to Wang Ke: Why can walk?” 慕容老狗等人瞪眼看向王可:“为什么要走?” Drinks! Your this saying asked!” Wang Ke puzzled say/way. “喝酒去啊!你这话问的!”王可不解道。 Liquor then drinks again, you should stay behind, continue to test!” Murong Laogou said. “酒回头再喝,你应该留下,继续考啊!”慕容老狗说道。 What tests? Did I test? I completed an assignment ahead of time, what also tested?” Wang Ke stares to say. “考什么?我都考完了啊?我都提前交卷了啊,还考什么?”王可瞪眼道。 This is only the head of this preliminary examination tries, quick also two try, three to try, palace examination! You then test!” Murong Laogou said. “这只是此次科考的首试而已,很快还有二试、三试、殿试呢!你接着考啊!”慕容老狗说道。 „Do two try, three to try, palace examination?” Wang Ke stares. “二试、三试、殿试?”王可一瞪眼。 What situation? Didn't test one to finish? 什么情况?不是考一场就结束了吗? „Don't you know?” Murong Laogou stares to say. “你不知道吗?”慕容老狗瞪眼道。 All around examination official also stares to look to Wang Ke, you do not know the test flow, takes a test? 四周一众考官也瞪眼看向王可,你不知道考试流程,就来考试? Only then Zhang Zhengdao understands, Wang Ke does not have the plan to take a test from the start. Naturally not clear flow. 只有张正道明白,王可压根就没打算来考试的。自然不清楚流程。 Wang Ke, this imperial civil service examination was electing of greatly good dynasty the grand ceremony, after each region provincial-level civil service examination and city tried, screened the most outstanding talent to come the good gods, must conduct elects to take a test finally, the gentleman classical philosophical work generally was 10,000, took a test ten to choose one each time, this tried screens 1000 reserve talents, two tried to from these 1000 people screen 100 people, gave the successful candidate the body of academic honor. Three try to from 100 people screen ten first-class successful candidate academic honors, these ten starts will be very high, may flicker to ascend the position of senior official. But the final palace examination, is screened in these ten people by the good sovereign the foremost person in the field, person who placed second in the imperial civil service examination and 3 d highest place in hanun candidate of!” Zhang Zhengdao said. 王可,这科举是大善皇朝的选才大典,各地乡试、城试过后,筛选出最优秀的人才前来善神都,要进行最终选才考试,士子书一般是一万份,每次考试十选一,这首试就是筛选出一千位储备人才,二试要从这一千人中筛选出一百人,给予进士功名之身。三试要从一百人中筛选出十名甲等进士功名,这十名起步会很高,可瞬登高官之位。而最后的殿试,就是由善皇筛选出这十人中状元、榜眼、探花之人选!”张正道说道。 Wang Ke gets angry: This fucking is takes a test or suffers the person, can test four? Didn't one handle on the line?” 王可黑着脸:“这特么是考试还是折磨人啊,要考四场?一场搞定不就行了?” „, Must considering the aspects, what this tries to test is the literary talent, two try, three other aspect that tries to test, finally the palace examination also needs the good sovereign to distinguish, one tries to be insufficient!” Zhang Zhengdao answered. “呃,要考虑到方方面面,这首试考的是文采,二试、三试考的别的方面,最后殿试还需要善皇来分辨,一场试是不够的!”张正道解释道。 Oh, is the consideration overall quality appraisal? Can't single branch lame?” Wang Ke stares. “噢,就是要考虑综合素质评价?不能单科瘸腿?”王可一愣。 „, Almost!” Zhang Zhengdao nods. “呃,差不多!”张正道点了点头。 That line, I had not planned that tests two to try, here does? I tested one enough! Do not delay us to drink!” Wang Ke said. “那行了啊,我又没打算考二试,在这里干什么?我考一场就够了啊!别耽搁我们喝酒去!”王可说道。 Wang Ke, when the liquor can drink, you are I fight the temple, first through the person of imperial civil service examination trying, you must test, fights the temple to bring honor to me!” Murong Laogou said immediately. 王可,酒什么时候都能喝,你可是我战神殿,第一个通过科举首试之人啊,你一定要考下去,给我战神殿争光啊!”慕容老狗顿时说道。 Right! This time you also tested first , to continue to test , to continue to test!” One crowd of old army riffraff exciting say/way. “没错!这次你还考了个第一,继续考,继续考!”一群老兵痞兴奋道。 How many quotas fights temple to lose each time, is not simple losing, but is the head tries never through the history, this fighting temple, is the shame, has such abnormal appearance with great difficulty, did everyone possibly give up? 战神殿每次几个名额都铩羽而归,不是简单的铩羽而归,而是首试都从来没有通过的历史,这在战神殿来说,可是耻辱啊,好不容易有这么个变态出现,大家怎么可能就这么放弃了? But, my not area-wide student examination, the head tried, I copied!” Wang Ke looks the strange say/way. “可是,我不会考啊,刚才的首试,我还是抄的啊!”王可面露古怪道。 Relax, doesn't matter, we believe you!” One group of old army riffraff comfort to say immediately. “放心,没关系,我们相信你!”一群老兵痞顿时安慰道。 Obviously, no one believes that Wang Ke said. Thinking Wang Ke is modest and spiteful, immediately during comforting. 显然,没人相信王可说的。以为王可是谦虚、赌气,顿时安抚之中。 You believe that I am useful? I leave now, this called to return home laden with honors, I stayed behind again, that was disgraceful!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你们相信我有什么用?我现在离开,这叫载誉而归,我再留下了,那就要丢人现眼了啊!”王可瞪眼道。 Cannot!” Murong Laogou said. “不会的!”慕容老狗说道。 Wang Ke gets angry: How do you know cannot? You are not I, cultivates the behavior, the most important thing is clearly recognizes itself! I can completely understand myself very much! This first test, if not for my some copy, I must be taken the prison by Cao hero, next, I copied have not resulted in copy, at the appointed time I what to do?” 王可黑着脸:“你怎么知道不会?你又不是我,做人呢,最重要的是认清自己!我就很看得透自己啊!这第一场考试,若不是我有的抄,我都要被曹雄拿下大狱了,下一场,我抄都没得抄了啊,到时我怎么办?” Relax, fights the temple in you behind, no one active you!” Murong Laogou affirms to say. “放心,战神殿都在你身后,没人能动的了你!”慕容老狗肯定道。 Wang Ke complexion one black, you are not useful in me behind, I not area-wide student examination. 王可脸色一黑,你们在我身后有个屁用,我又不会考。 „It is not good, I must look for my girlfriend, no time wastes the time in this!” Wang Ke immediately swinging is like the rattle-drum. “不行不行,我还要找我女朋友,没工夫在这浪费时间!”王可马上头摇的跟拨浪鼓一样。 Nearby one group of examinees get angry to look to Wang Ke, comes the preliminary examination is the waste time? Looks for the woman, wasn't the waste time? 一旁一群考生黑着脸看向王可,来科考就是浪费时间?找女人,就不是浪费时间了? „Do you want to look for Princess You Yue?” Murong Laogou asked. “你是不是要找幽月公主?”慕容老狗问道。 „? Do you know?” Wang Ke eye one bright. “呃?你知道?”王可眼睛一亮。 Zhang Zhengdao sold you, no, came the good god matter to tell me you!” Murong Laogou answered. 张正道将你都卖了,不,将你来善神都的事情都跟我说了!”慕容老狗解释道。 Wang Ke gets angry to look to Zhang Zhengdao. 王可黑着脸看向张正道 Cannot blame me, initially dispersed with you, I make Murong old dog help look your, the nature described one to the goal of your trip!” Zhang Zhengdao said immediately. “不能怪我啊,当初跟你走散了,我让慕容老狗帮忙找你的,自然对你此行的目的描述了一下啊!”张正道马上说道。 Princess You Yue seclusion, you could not find Princess You Yue continuously, but, I heard, this time term examination, is to look for a teacher to Princess You Yue! Therefore, Princess You Yue may appear during the next test!” Murong Laogou answered. 幽月公主一直闭关不出,你是找不到幽月公主的,不过,我听说,这次恩科大考,是要给幽月公主找个老师!所以,幽月公主有可能会出现在下一次的考试之中!”慕容老狗解释道。 What?” The Wang Ke brow selects. “什么?”王可眉头一挑。 When two try, can see You Yue? 二试之时,能看到幽月 Therefore......!” Murong Laogou looks to Wang Ke. “所以……!”慕容老狗看向王可 The Wang Ke look moves, looks for You Yue to be important, remains to remain, I do not lose anything. 王可神色一动,还是找幽月要紧,留下来就留下来吧,我又不损失什么。 I can remain to participate in two to try, but, I may reach an agreement with you, do not report too in a big way hope, I will not take a test, today this trying, king Youli who also copies, my anything not area-wide student examination, next, I tests a duck egg, do not shut out!” Wang Ke stares to say. “那我可以留下来参加二试,但,我可跟你们说好了,你们别报太大希望,我不会考试的啊,今天这首试,也只是抄的王有礼的,我什么都不会考,下一场,我考个鸭蛋,你们别嫌弃!”王可瞪眼道。 Ha, relax, we will not shut out!” Murong Laogou laughs to say immediately. “哈哈哈,放心,我们不会嫌弃的!”慕容老狗顿时大笑道。 The eye that one group of old army riffraff also smile narrowed the eyes, everyone does not believe not area-wide student examination that Wang Ke said that can your not area-wide student examination result to try first? Crack a joke! You certainly in satirizing the examination official, satirized in Cao hero. So long as remains, we later had the capital of boast. 一群老兵痞也笑的眼睛眯起来了,大家都不相信王可说的不会考,你不会考能得个首试第一?开什么玩笑!你一定是在讽刺考官、讽刺曹雄之中。只要留下来,我们以后就有吹嘘的资本了。 Good, how do I do?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “好吧,那我怎么做?”王可好奇道。 Returns to the home position to wait, obedient arrangement!” Nearby prime minister west gate with the current solemnly said. “回到原位等候,服从安排!”一旁丞相西门顺水沉声道 Wang Ke looks suddenly to Cao hero. 王可忽然看向曹雄。 Cao hero complexion changes, stares to get angry: „Do you look at me to do? I have not spoken! Do you also want to satirize me?” 曹雄脸色一变,瞪眼怒道:“你看我干什么?我都没说话!你还想讽刺我?” „It is not, old Cao should not be anxious, I have not satirized you, without blaming you, I said in any case, do you believe do not close my matter, my already confessed in any case truthfully, if later made the careless mistake, was not I am a scapegoat! I must thank you!” Wang Ke serious say/way. “不是,老曹你别紧张,我没讽刺你,也没怪你,反正我说了,你们信不信不关我事,反正我已经如实交代了,万一以后出了纰漏,就不是我背锅了!我是要谢谢你的!”王可郑重道。 Cao hero gets angry, are you still satirizing me? 曹雄黑着脸,你还在讽刺我吗? Wang Ke, you returns to the home position just wait!” Murong Laogou urged. 王可,你回原位等着吧!”慕容老狗劝道。 Wang Ke nods, looked that to that examination official who the one side served tea a moment ago: My taste is shallow, do not add too many tea leaves, a moment ago you added were a much less, gives me to come one cup of tea leaves to be few again!” 王可点了点头,看向一旁刚才送茶的那个考官:“我口味浅,不要加太多茶叶,你刚才加的有点多了,再给我来一杯茶叶少的!” Saying, Wang Ke is moving toward the place of desk left a moment ago. 说着,王可走向刚才离开的书桌之处。 The examination official stares to look to Wang Ke, fucking, you really me, when your pouring tea aide? 那考官瞪眼看向王可,特么,你真把我当你倒茶侍从了? Although in heart indignant, but, because of Cao hero's reason, one group of civil officials was fought the temple one to tease, for the examination official does not cause a bigger anger, can only depressed gave Wang Ke to add one cup of tea again. 虽然心中气愤,但,因为曹雄的原因,一群文官被战神殿一番取笑,那考官为了不引起更大的怒火,只能郁闷的再度去给王可添了一杯茶。 Wang Ke sat under the hot sun waited. 王可坐在烈日下等候了起来。 Previously shut out by the hot sun insolation, now knew, the next test can see You Yue, that nature was at heart delicious, a point did not care about environment at this moment. 先前嫌弃被烈日暴晒,现在得知,下一场考试会见到幽月,那心里自然美滋滋的,一点也不在意此刻的环境了。 Turns upwards one leg on the other, drinks green tea that was just making, looks at other tests in the there streaming with sweat test, is very satisfied. 翘起二郎腿,喝着刚泡的清茶,看着其他考试在那里汗流浃背的考试,别提多惬意。 Naturally, streaming with sweat of all around examinee, mainly pressure that because Wang Ke creates. 当然,四周考生的汗流浃背,主要还是因为王可带来的压力。 The kings naturally left this courteous long time ago are the non- places. 王有礼自然早早就离开了这是非之地。 Above all around stand, fighting the temple people are excited, only then Zhang Zhengdao knits the brows slightly, Wang Ke said can real? 四周看台之上,战神殿众人一脸兴奋,只有张正道微微皱眉,王可说的会不会是真的啊? Examination official stage area. 考官台区。 Prime minister, although this Wang Ke the language is magnificent, the literary talent is striking, but, was extremely rampant, making him continue, can!” An examination official knits the brows to say. “丞相,这王可虽然文辞华丽,文采斐然,但,太过嚣张了点,让他继续下去,会不会!”一个考官皱眉道。 West gate with the current drank tea, narrows shortly 10,000 examinees to this examination place, has not cared about that to curl upwards one leg on the other Wang Ke, seems in the heart to have other consideration and goal is ordinary. 西门顺水喝了一口茶,眯眼看向这考场的一万考生,并没有在意那翘着二郎腿的王可,好似心中有着别的考虑和目的一般。 What do not do, routinely on line!” West gate with the current solemnly said. “什么都不要做,按部就班就行!”西门顺水沉声道 Yes!” One group of examination officials said accordingly. “是!”一群考官应声道。 Although Cao hero at this moment does not dare to open the mouth, but also doubts looks to west gate with the current, prime minister person, is not the fuel-efficient lamp, impossible, because fights temple one group of boorish fellows to change the will boisterously, this Wang Ke is so rampant, whatever why he in that dissolute? 曹雄此刻虽然不敢开口,但也疑惑的看向西门顺水,丞相此人,可不是省油的灯,不可能因为战神殿一群莽夫聒噪而改变意志的,此次王可如此猖獗,为何任由他在那放肆? A test , without Wang Ke to cause trouble, quick tranquil. 一场考试,没了王可闹事,很快平静了下来。 At dusk, took a test to be about to end, many examinee top of the heads emitted the intermittent literary style, obtained the temple of Confucian learning acknowledgment, several write the exquisite silk article, but, whose exquisite silk article compares the Wang Ke exquisite silk mountains and rivers chart. Obviously, Wang Ke this tried first to carry out thoroughly. 到了傍晚时分,考试快结束了,很多考生头顶冒出了阵阵文气,得到了文庙承认,也有几个写出锦绣文章的,但,谁的锦绣文章都比不过王可的锦绣山河图。显然,王可这首试第一名彻底落实了。 Head tried to finish, all examinees stopped the pen! The examination official scene examines the volume, the head tries the examination papers of thousand enrollment, is hanging to expose to the public, read for the world studying ginseng, showed fairly and just!” Examination official drinks high. “首试结束,所有考生停笔!考官现场审卷,首试千名录取者之试卷,悬挂示众,供天下读书人参读,以示公允!”一个考官一声高喝。 PS: Third, today also one! PS:第三更,今天还有一更!
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