A mountain valley edge, has pile of bonfires! 一个山谷边缘,有着一堆篝火！ Wang Ke and king Youli sit, looks at the fragrance spicy rabbit head in pot. 王可、王有礼席地而坐,看着锅中的香辣兔头。 king Youli smelled the nose, swallows the saliva: „Wang Ke, you have not really deceived me, this rabbit can really eat? Good fragrance!” 王有礼嗅了嗅鼻子,咽了咽口水:“王可,你果然没有骗我,这兔头真的能吃？好香啊！” „I also spoke thoughtlessly a saying, I self-examined that went out the belt/bring open country to equip already to be complete enough, your was more exaggerating, pots and pans and basic kitchen necessities, various types of seasoning? Can you open a restaurant?” Wang Ke stares to look that is courteous to the king. “我也就随口一说,我自问出门带野外装备已经够齐全了,你这更夸张啊,锅碗瓢盆、油盐酱醋,各种佐料？你这是要一路开个饭馆吗？”王可瞪眼看向王有礼。 „You do not understand, during one's lifetime, only has the good food is not possible to disappoint!” king Youli shakes the head to say. “你不懂,人生在世,唯有美食不可辜负！”王有礼摇了摇头说道。 Saying, the king takes up the fragrance spicy rabbit head that Wang Ke just went to the kitchen courteous. 说着,王有礼拿起王可刚刚下厨的香辣兔头。 „Hiss, delicious, the news that Wang Ke, I obtained before, has described your Wang Ke, fights has not won, boasted has not lost , did you burn rabbit also so?” king Youli burnt mouth askew also non-stop the mouth. “嘶,好吃,王可,我以前得到的消息,一直描述你王可,打架没赢过,吹牛皮没输过,没想到,你烧个兔头也如此了得？”王有礼被烫的嘴歪歪的也不停口。 Wang Ke gets angry: „Who gives your description? Who gives your description? This is slanders, what is fights has not won, boasted has not lost? You inquired to Hundred Thousand Great Mountains, Hundred Thousand Great Mountains who is my opponent!” 王可黑着脸:“谁给你的描述？谁给你的描述？这是诬蔑,什么叫打架没赢过,吹牛皮没输过？你到十万大山去打听打听,十万大山谁是我的对手！” The kings stop to gnaw the rabbit head courteous, stares to look to Wang Ke, you determined that my description does have the issue? How I felt that the description is so appropriate? 王有礼停下啃兔头,瞪眼看向王可,你确定我的描述有问题？我怎么感觉描述如此贴切啊？ „Eats the meal that I made, gives back to me to fabricate a rumor! The kings are courteous, do not think that you are greatly good Ministry of Rites Shangshu, I do not dare to hit you, my girlfriend is the greatly good princess, I am also a chieftan, you frame by planting stolen goods on to me again, do not blame me not being impolite!” Wang Ke stares to say. “吃了我做的菜,还给我造谣！王有礼,别以为你是大善礼部尚书,我就不敢打你,我女朋友是大善公主,我好歹也是个驸马爷,你再给我栽赃,别怪我不客气！”王可瞪眼道。 The kings are courteous: „..................!” 王有礼:“………………！” „Sir is greatly good Ministry of Rites Shangshu, under the ritual direct access to the highest authorities, writing does Guan present age, how possibly fabricate a rumor?” Nearby groom stares to look to Wang Ke. “大人是大善礼部尚书,礼通天下,文冠当世,怎么可能造谣？”一旁马夫瞪眼看向王可。 „I and king Youli chatted, your many anything mouths!” Wang Ke stares to say. “我和王有礼聊天,你多什么嘴啊！”王可瞪眼道。 The groom stares also to want for king Youli to dispute, king Youli actually beckons with the hand, making it do not argue. 那马夫瞪眼还想为王有礼辩驳,王有礼却摆了摆手,让其不要争辩。 „Right, I felt strange, doesn't the previous time give you three rabbit monsters? Then how many days, how didn't have? Ordinary hare that this time fragrance spicy rabbit uses unexpectedly, that three rabbit monsters? Won't you eat?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “对了,我就奇怪了,上次不是给你三个兔妖吗？这才几天啊,怎么没了？这次的香辣兔头居然用的普通野兔,那三只兔妖呢？你不会吃了吧？”王可好奇道。 „They? I sold!” king Youli said. “它们？我卖了！”王有礼说道。 Wang Ke stares: „Sells? Sold? You deduct that three rabbit monsters, only to sell?” 王可一愣:“卖？卖了？你扣下那三只兔妖,只为了卖？” „Right, on hand somewhat was recently uptight! Sells out to improve to live!” king Youli said. “对啊,最近手头有些拮据！卖掉好改善一下生活！”王有礼说道。 „Sells? Does this thing also person buy? What price?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “卖？这玩意还有人买？什么价钱？”王可好奇道。 „The death rabbit monster that only Zhang Zhengdao kills is not valuable, can only sell 300,000 jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone, that two live, can each only sell 1.2 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone!” king Youli said. “那只张正道杀死的死兔妖不值钱,只能卖三十万斤灵石,那两只活的,可以每只卖一百二十万斤灵石！”王有礼说道。 „You, you, your pit my money!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你,你,你坑我钱！”王可瞪眼道。 „No, I am 1 million jin (0.5 kg) one buy from your hand! I paid money, you gained the big end, I only ate a soup!” king Youli answered. “没有啊,我是一百万斤一只从你手中买来的！我付了钱了,你赚了大头,我只喝了点汤！”王有礼解释道。 Wang Ke: „............!” 王可:“…………！” fucking, were fortunately intelligent initially, the direct commutation, king courteous owed you otherwise a favor, accepted bribes under to you directly. 特么,还好当初自己聪明,直接折现了,要不然王有礼一句欠你个人情,直接给你贪墨下了。 „also, do not think that I made your money, even if three rabbit monsters give you, you do not have the place to sell, you think how many people on this day under has to dare to buy the rabbit group members?” king Youli shakes the head to say. “还有,别以为我赚了你的钱,就算三只兔妖给你,你也没地方卖啊,你以为这天下有多少人敢花钱买兔子团成员的？”王有礼摇了摇头道。 „Is your meaning......?” The Wang Ke look moves. “你的意思是……？”王可神色一动。 „I am because was greatly good dynasty Ministry of Rites Shangshu, therefore the path was broad! The average people have not bought and sold the Monster Beast path!” king Youli answered. “我是因为是大善皇朝礼部尚书,所以路子广！普通人没有买卖妖兽的路子啊！”王有礼解释道。 „? Some do really people purchase Monster Beast? Live is more expensive?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “哦？真有人收购妖兽？活的更贵？”王可好奇道。 „Right, in this world the rich man are many, always likes grasping several fierce Monster Beast to do to defend mountain spirit the beast or the mount, satisfies the vanity, may not have the skill to grasp, only then bought!” king Youli answered. “没错,这世上有钱人多,总喜欢抓几个厉害的妖兽去做守山灵兽或者坐骑,满足一下虚荣,可又没本事抓,只有买了！”王有礼解释道。 „Really, the rich man outside Hundred Thousand Great Mountains are many!” Wang Ke eye one bright. “果然,还是十万大山外的有钱人多！”王可眼睛一亮。 „You determined, the rabbit group did look for all around innumerable Monster Beast to catch me?” king Youli knits the brows to say. “你确定,兔子团找了四周无数妖兽抓我？”王有礼皱眉道。 „Right, I and Zhang Zhengdao portrait, posted a notice everywhere, I caught that mayor to inquire a moment ago quietly, is Monster Beast issued, explained that the portrait is the rabbit king who Cao hero gives, didn't their two kill to work as a farm laborer? How to stir in one? Now looks like, assassinates your person, except for the rabbit group, Cao hero also has the significant suspicion!” Wang Ke said. “没错,我和张正道的画像,被四处张榜,我刚才悄悄抓了那个镇长询问,是一个妖兽发布的,说明,画像是曹雄给的兔王,他们两个不是打死打活了吗？怎么搅在了一起？现在看来,刺杀你的人,除了兔子团,曹雄也有重大嫌疑！”王可说道。 Kings courteous strange looks to Wang Ke: „Won't you give Cao hero to frame by planting stolen goods on intentionally?” 王有礼古怪的看向王可:“你不会故意给曹雄栽赃吧？” „Am I such person?” Wang Ke stares to say. “我是那样的人吗？”王可瞪眼道。 king Youli face twitches, depends on the boasting that you blew a moment ago, I find it hard to believe you! 王有礼面部一阵抽搐,就凭你刚才吹的牛皮,我很难相信你啊！ „Now innumerable Monster Beast look for you, you also lead me to burn incense the spicy rabbit head in this foot corner, you do not fear the exposition, in this night hills one fires, are very garish! So long as this were discovered by Monster Beast, we all played!” Wang Ke looked that is courteous to the king. “现在无数妖兽找你,你还带我在这山脚旮旯烧香辣兔头,你不怕暴露啊,这黑夜群山中一堆火,可是非常扎眼的啊！这只要被一个妖兽发现,我们就全都玩完了啊！”王可看向王有礼。 king Youli feels own beard, narrows the eye saying: „Relax, couple days ago the ambush of rabbit group, my already was prepared!” 王有礼摸着自己的胡须,眯眼道:“放心,前几天中了兔子团的埋伏,我已经有了准备！” „Preparation?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “准备？”王可好奇道。 „You had not looked that my groom was short of one person?” Kings courteous from channel. “你没看我的马夫少了一人吗？”王有礼自信道。 „?” Wang Ke looked that to is only left over a groom. “哦？”王可看向只剩下一个马夫。 „The groom is my guard, at this moment has three rabbit monsters to sell, simultaneously helped me call to rescue, makes tonight, met in this place!” king Youli answered. “那马夫是我的侍卫,此刻带着三只兔妖去卖,同时去帮我叫救援了,约好了今晚,就在此地相见！”王有礼解释道。 „Called the person? The strength enough, expert of that rabbit group may be many, rabbit king Geng is Yuan god boundary high rank expert!” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “去叫人了？实力够不够啊,那兔子团的强者可不少啊,兔王更是元神境高阶强者！”王可皱眉道。 „Relax, my greatly good dynasty Ministry of Rites Shangshu, all in my grasping, good that if I guess, on this time, I invited to rescue probably arrives!” Kings courteous from channel. “放心,我可是大善皇朝礼部尚书,一切都在我的掌握之中,若是我猜的不错,大概就这个时候,我请的救援就到了吧！”王有礼自信道。 „My family Sir, was greatly good Wenzong, during mapped out strategic plans in an army tent, outside determining the final outcome thousand li (500 km)!” Nearby groom from channel. “我家大人,乃是大善文宗,运筹帷幄之中,决胜千里之外！”一旁马夫自信道。 „Right?” Wang Ke eye one bright. “是吗？”王可眼睛一亮。 Didn't oneself need to be worried about the retaliation of rabbit group? The following king is courteous, can go to the good gods smoothly? 如此说来,自己不用担心兔子团的打击报复了？跟着王有礼,就可以顺利去善神都了？ „Bang!” “嘭！” Suddenly, a not far away loud sound, a form appears above the mountain peak of canyon not far away. 陡然,不远处一声巨响,一个身影出现在峡谷不远处的山峰之上。 „Did some people come?” The Wang Ke brow selects. “有人来了？”王可眉头一挑。 „My person came! Relax, was safe! This officer never fights the weaponry that has not grasped!” king Youli feels the beard from the channel. “我的人来了！放心,安全了！本官从来不打没有把握的仗！”王有礼摸着胡须自信道。 „Right?” Wang Ke anticipates to say. “是吗？”王可期待道。 Hears on not far away mountain peak to hear one to shout. 就听到不远处山峰上传来一声呼喊。 „Found, the quick notice king, found the king in portrait to be courteous, ha, also Wang Ke that big swindler, he also, quickly, sends the signal, found! Offends our rabbit group, this time wants you dead without the burial ground!” On the mountain peak exudes one to cheer immediately. “找到了,快通知大王,找到画像中的王有礼了,哈哈哈,还有王可那个大骗子,他也在,快,发信号,找到了！得罪我们兔子团,这次要你们死无葬身之地！”山峰上顿时发出一声欢呼。 „Bang!” “嘭！” Fireworks magic arts flame soars to the heavens on, instantaneously, this upper air was lit by this fireworks, clearly, this all of a sudden, around the silent mountain valley, quick must gather innumerable Monster Beast. 一个烟花般的法术火焰冲天而上,瞬间,这一片高空都被这烟花点燃了,很明显,就这一下子,本来寂静的山谷四周,很快就要聚来无数妖兽了。 Under, Wang Ke: „..................!” 下方,王可:“………………！” The kings are courteous: „............!” 王有礼:“…………！” Grooms: „............!” 马夫:“…………！” It is not the rescue that king Youli called, but was the member of rabbit group? 不是王有礼叫来的救援,而是兔子团的成员？ „During you did not say map out strategic plans in an army tent, outside determining the final outcome thousand li (500 km)? Don't you fight no battle it is not sure of winning? This, this, the king is courteous, did you or explain to me?” Wang Ke stares to look that is courteous to the king. “你不是说运筹帷幄之中,决胜千里之外吗？你不是不打没有把握的仗吗？这,这,王有礼,你要不给我解释一下？”王可瞪眼看向王有礼。 „This......!” A king courteous complexion ugliness. “这……！”王有礼脸色一阵难看。 „Is you invites me vigorously, must ask me to make one fragrant spicy rabbit to taste to you, added that follows your certain safety, I follow you to walk, you, can your explain?” Wang Ke stares to say. “是你极力邀请我,非要请我做一顿香辣兔头给你尝尝,还说跟着你一定安全,我才跟着你走的,你,你这能不能解释一下？”王可瞪眼道。 „Generally will not have this situation, today possibly is an accident/surprise!” king Youli knits the brows to say. “一般不会出现这种情况的,今天可能是个意外！”王有礼皱眉道。 „What accident/surprise?” Wang Ke stares to say. “什么意外？”王可瞪眼道。 „Originally I calculate well, this time accidental/surprised were many your, therefore I plan was not that precise!” king Youli said low voice. “本来我算的好好的,这次意外的多了你一个,所以我统筹的不是那么精确了！”王有礼小声说道。 Wang Ke suction port cold qi, this Ministry of Rites Shangshu king is but actually courteous, is seemingly refined, the method that this flings the pot also was really, in this case, can you being unjustly discredited to fling to me? Can you want the face? 王可倒吸口寒气,这礼部尚书王有礼,看起来斯斯文文的,这甩锅的手段还真是了得啊,这种情况下,你都能将黑锅甩给我？你能要点脸吗？ „My family Sir was greatly good Wenzong, wrote a book and established a theory innumerably, has not made a mistake, this mistake, said that was your reason, was your reason, Wang Ke, this time was killed by you!” Nearby groom opens the mouth to say. “我家大人是大善文宗,著书立说无数,从来没有出过错,这次失误,说是你的原因,就是你的原因,王可,这次被你害死了！”一旁马夫开口道。 Wang Ke gets angry: „One side rolls! Share that fucking, some you spoke? Gives back to me to frame by planting stolen goods on!” 王可黑着脸:“滚一边去！特么的,有你说话的份吗？还给我栽赃！” „You!” The grooms stare to say. “你！”马夫瞪眼道。 „Ok, ok, at this time, other internal strife, how thinks to face, Wang Ke, this matter I help you carry half of responsibility. Thinks at present!” king Youli mediates to say immediately. “好了,好了,都这个时候了,就别内讧了,还是想想怎么面对吧,王可,此事我帮你背一半的责任。还是想想眼前吧！”王有礼马上打圆场道。 „Fart, what is you helps me carry half of responsibility? I absolutely do not have the responsibility, my disguise unparalleled in the world, how wants to walk how walks, this time was been miserable by your pit! Do you also fight no battle it is not sure of winning? I know that you have made a mistake, is first poisoned, is forced to flee with the going abroad on a diplomatic mission team separatedly, afterward the monster techniques of three rabbits, I saved you, you on the belch fart, lead into this hopeless situation us at that time now, you, you also really can court disaster!” Wang Ke depressed say/way. “放屁,什么叫你帮我背一半的责任？我根本就没责任,我的易容天下无双,想怎么走就怎么走,这次被你坑惨了！你还不打没有把握的仗？我知道的,你就一直失误了,先是中毒,被迫和出使队伍分开潜逃,后来又中了三只兔子的妖术,要不是我救你,你当时就嗝屁了,现在还将我们带入这绝境,你,你还真能惹祸啊！”王可郁闷道。 „No rush, my rescue also this time approximately, perhaps immediately!” king Youli said. “别急,我的救援也约的这个时候,说不定马上就到！”王有礼说道。 Wang Ke: „............!” 王可:“…………！” This meets the time, all around mountain top more and more Monster Beast, making Wang Ke very difficult to believe again the king is courteous. 这一会功夫,四周山头越来越多的妖兽,让王可很难再相信王有礼啊。 „Wang Ke, hahahaha, but also is really you wear out iron shoes on the hunting grounds must come is not all time-consuming, we who you deceive are quite miserable, our color tips? Gives back to us? Unexpectedly deceives our sentiments? Courts death, but also no one can oppose with the rabbit group. You are first. Today, is your times of death!” A fierce angry roaring sound never the far mountain peak transmits. “王可,哈哈哈哈,还真是踏破铁鞋无觅处得来全不费工夫,你骗的我们好惨,我们的彩礼钱呢？还给我们？居然骗我们的感情？找死,还没人可以和兔子团作对。你们是第一个。今天,就是你们的死期！”一声狰狞的怒吼声从不远山峰传来。 „Did rabbit king also come?” The Wang Ke complexion sinks. “兔王也来了？”王可脸色一沉。 „Many Monster Beast, come is so quick?” A groom face is also anxious. “好多妖兽啊,来的这么快？”马夫也一脸焦急。 „King is courteous, Ministry of Rites Shangshu of your greatly good dynasty, what means you have certainly to cope at present the aspect, these may be killing without batting an eye Monster King, this closed, how our three did keep off? What you have certainly magical treasure is right?” Wang Ke anticipates looked that is courteous to the king. “王有礼,你可是大善皇朝的礼部尚书,你一定有什么办法应付眼前局面吧,这些可都是杀人不眨眼的妖王啊,这一拥而上,我们三个怎么挡？你一定有什么法宝对不对？”王可期待的看向王有礼。 Really, king Youli is turning is looking for own storage bracelet. Suddenly, king Youli eyes one bright. 果然,王有礼在翻找着自己的储物手镯。忽然,王有礼眼睛一亮。 „Did you have manipulation magical treasure?” Wang Ke also anticipates to say. “你有应付的法宝了？”王可也期待道。 Actually saw, the king takes out a giant bamboo pole from storage bracelet courteous, above the bamboo pole, hangs a plain white cloth, the plain white cloth is fluttering in this night wind against the wind. 却看到,王有礼从储物手镯中取出一根巨大的竹竿,竹竿之上,挂着一面白布,白布在这夜风之中迎风飘扬。 „You, your magical treasure, what drying-floor? Why I had not felt that has the magical treasure aura?” Wang Ke puzzled say/way. “你,你这法宝,什么明堂？为什么我没感到有法宝气息啊？”王可不解道。 „Both armies battle, does not cut to cause, I surrender!” The kings drink to not far away mountain peak one courteous high. “两军交战,不斩来使,我投降！”王有礼冲着不远处山峰一声高喝。 Wang Ke stared to suffocate: „..................!” 王可瞪眼窒息了:“………………！” Do you surrender? The plain white cloth on this bamboo pole, is not magical treasure, but is the white flag of surrender? Your special mother, turned looked for quite a while, turned out such thing? 你投降？这竹竿上的白布,根本就不是什么法宝,而是投降的白旗？你特娘的,翻找了半天,就翻出这么个玩意？ PS: Second! PS:第二更！