Knockoff that the rabbit group is at! In a being near water village. 兔子团所在的山寨！一间临水的村屋之中。 The pink rabbit and Wang Ke that Zhang Zhengdao changes stride in the room, when waits, two people inserted sonic barrier, to guard some people of gods to know the investigation. 张正道所变的粉红兔和王可跨入屋中,等候之际,二人插上了音障阵,以防有人神识探查。 „Wang Ke, you sold me, your fucking is sick, one flock of rabbits wanton mischief, do you also want me to wanton mischief? I do not wait on the bedroom, but also has a nest rabbit baby? Goes to your mother!” Zhang Zhengdao immediately breathless say/way. “王可,你将我卖了,你特么有病啊,一群兔子瞎胡闹,你也要我瞎胡闹？我不去侍寝,还生一窝兔宝宝？去你娘的！”张正道顿时气急败坏道。 „You do not understand, had not looked that I did choose this to make your lounge near the water village?” Wang Ke stares to say. “你懂个屁,没看我选了这个临水的村屋做你的休息室吗？”王可瞪眼道。 „Here how?” Zhang Zhengdao stares to say. “这里怎么了？”张正道瞪眼道。 „You will not only change the rabbit, you are not the beast change, but can also change other? Changes a small point water snake, walked randomly quietly!” Wang Ke points around lake water to say. “你又不是只会变兔子,你不是禽兽变,还能变别的吗？变一条小一点的水蛇,悄悄就游走了啊！”王可指着一旁湖水说道。 Zhang Zhengdao stares, looks at this village back door the creek, immediately eye one bright. 张正道一愣,看着这村屋后门口的小河,顿时眼睛一亮。 „Here that you choose intentionally?” Zhang Zhengdao eye one bright. “你故意选的这里？”张正道眼睛一亮。 „Right, my already chose the place, later, you escaped from here, you turned into the water snake to escape, who can know that was you?” Wang Ke said. “没错,我已经将地方选好了,待会,你就从这里逃了,你变成水蛇逃跑,谁能知道是你？”王可说道。 „Right, how I have not thought! Ha, you consider completely!” Zhang Zhengdao immediately exciting say/way. “对啊,我怎么没想到！哈哈哈,还是你考虑周全！”张正道顿时兴奋道。 „Nonsense!” Wang Ke stares Zhang Zhengdao. “废话！”王可瞪了眼张正道。 „That, we walk quickly, met them to come to deliver the bridegroom's gift to bride's family!” Zhang Zhengdao urged. “那,我们快走吧,一会他们就要过来送彩礼了啊！”张正道催促道。 „Doesn't your money want?” Wang Ke asked. “你钱不要啦？”王可问道。 „Money? What money?” Zhang Zhengdao stares. “钱？什么钱？”张正道一愣。 „Color tip!” Wang Ke stares to say. “彩礼钱啊！”王可瞪眼道。 The Zhang Zhengdao eye stares, suddenly the whole person excited greatness trembles: „Did you to fish sum of money Cai say?” 张正道眼睛一瞪,忽然整个人都激动的巨颤:“你是为了捞一笔钱才这么说的？” „Did you say? Money in the front does not know that picks!” Wang Ke flips the supercilious look. “你说呢？钱在面前都不知道捡！”王可翻了翻白眼。 „, Ha, I know, has money to fish with you, ha!” Zhang Zhengdao immediately excited say/way. “啊,哈哈哈,我就知道,跟着你有钱捞,哈哈哈！”张正道顿时激动道。 „Opportunity is rare, I have not thought, your appearance, is so popular in the bird animal pen!” Wang Ke said after a sigh. “机会难得,我也没想到,你这打扮,在禽兽圈这么受欢迎啊！”王可感叹道。 „We deceive their color tip, does not know that can deceive many!” Zhang Zhengdao anticipates to say. “我们骗他们彩礼钱,也不知能骗多少！”张正道期待道。 „Did you say?” Wang Ke looks to Zhang Zhengdao. “你说呢？”王可看向张正道。 Zhang Zhengdao swallows the saliva: „Did I say? If I, lose everything must make the color tip turn into the astronomical figures, this bridegroom's gift to bride's family can turn into the dowry, that has not lost, even the bridegroom's gift to bride's family bid failure, can still take carry back, naturally has tall mark full power!” 张正道咽了咽口水:“我说？若是我,倾家荡产也要让彩礼钱变成天文数字啊,这彩礼会变成嫁妆,那根本就是没损失啊,就算彩礼投标失败,也能拿回来,当然全力出高标啊！” Wang Ke nods: „Yes, hopes that they can understand this point!” 王可点了点头:“是啊,希望他们都能明白这一点！” „You said was so straightforward, also anything is not clear, their times, hiss! Wang Ke, you, you, you must the money of rabbit group, press out to do one time completely! You, didn't your have the human nature?” Zhang Zhengdao startled called out suddenly. “你都说的那么直白了,还有什么不明白的,他们这次,嘶！王可,你,你,你这是要将兔子团的钱,一次性全部榨干啊！你,你这也太没人性了吧？”张正道陡然惊叫道。 „Human nature? This crowd of Monster Beast, the person this village ate, they killed people, my is wants justice for the dead dead spirit! You do not want the color tip, that all gives me!” Wang Ke stares to say. “人性？这群妖兽,将这一村寨的人都吃了,它们杀人了,我这是为死者亡灵讨一个公道！你不要彩礼钱,那全给我！”王可瞪眼道。 „That how line, I must enforce justice on behalf of Heaven, money I have the share!” The Zhang Zhengdao eye stares almost to call. “那怎么行,我也要替天行道的,钱我也有份！”张正道眼睛一瞪差点叫出来。 Cracks a joke, is good I not to want, I have not gotten sick! 开什么玩笑,有好处我不要,我又没病！ „Small sound said, although there is sonic barrier, side also mountain stream sound, but, do not expose!” Wang Ke stares to scold. “小声道,虽然有音障阵,旁边还有溪水声,但,别暴露了！”王可瞪眼骂道。 Zhang Zhengdao covers own mouth immediately, both eyes is passing an exciting color immediately. 张正道顿时捂着自己的嘴巴,双目顿时透着一股激动之色。 The rabbit group is not the ordinary Monster Beast group, this is the mass organization of a mercenary and killer, rich, old was rich! This deceives the color tip, wasn't that is developed? 兔子团可不是普通妖兽团体,这是一个雇佣兵、杀手的社团啊,有钱,老有钱了！这骗去彩礼钱,那不是要发达了？ „How does this divide?” Immediately Zhang Zhengdao eyes are red looks to Wang Ke. “这怎么分？”张正道顿时眼红的看向王可。 „My seven you three!” Wang Ke said directly. “我七你三！”王可直接道。 „Why, this is my color tip!” Zhang Zhengdao immediately indignant say/way. “凭什么,这是我的彩礼钱！”张正道顿时气愤道。 „Fart, you make a vase, what words had not said, was good with 30% already, from beginning to end is I plans, let alone, helped you untie the tracing mark a moment ago, even, the color tip arrives later, you turned into a water snake to run, I what to do? I must use energy to escape!” Wang Ke stares to say. “放屁,你就做个花瓶,什么话都没说,拿30%已经不错了,从头到尾都是我策划的,更何况,刚才还帮你解开了追踪印记,甚至,待会彩礼钱到位,你变成一条水蛇就跑了,我怎么办？我还要费劲逃跑呢！”王可瞪眼道。 „But......!” A Zhang Zhengdao face does not prefer. “可是……！”张正道一脸不情愿。 „You also did not have really to sacrifice the appearance, you took 30%, was dissatisfied? Your this dexterous withdrew, I must breakneck!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你又没真的牺牲色相,你拿30%,还不满足？你这轻轻巧巧就脱身了,我可是要玩命的啊！”王可瞪眼道。 Zhang Zhengdao depressed nods: „Snort! Good, you cannot covet my money again!” 张正道郁闷中点了点头:“哼！好吧,你不许再贪我钱！” „Ok, ok, rubbish, had the rabbit to come, prepared to receive the bridegroom's gift to bride's family!” Wang Ke said immediately. “好了,好了,别废话了,有兔子来了,准备收彩礼！”王可顿时说道。 Zhang Zhengdao immediately eye one bright, during waits. 张正道顿时眼睛一亮,等候之中。 „Remembers, service attitude, service attitude, gives money is our God of Wealth, be not putting on a serious face to me, must give a feedback! Do not pound the matter lane!” Wang Ke stares to say. “记得,服务态度,服务态度,来送钱的都是我们的财神爷,你别给我板着脸,要给点回馈！别把事情弄砸了！”王可瞪眼道。 „Knows, knows!” Zhang Zhengdao immediately impatient say/way. “知道,知道！”张正道顿时不耐烦道。 „Thump thump thump!” “咚咚咚！” The knock resounds. 敲门声响起。 Quick, the first rabbit monster arrives at the near. 很快,第一个兔妖走到近前。 „Uncle elder brother, this is my sign, you have a look!” That rabbit monster dispatches storage bracelet immediately. “大舅哥,这是我的标,你们看看！”那兔妖顿时递出一个储物手镯。 „Good, this rabbit brother, your bridegroom's gift to bride's family, I did not look, hands over safeguards by my younger sister, do not worry! The patience waits for a meeting! Later, if selected, you marry my younger sister, without, the original design presents also!” Wang Ke said. “好,这位兔兄,你的彩礼,我也不看,交由我妹妹看管,你们也别着急！耐心等候一会！待会,若是中了标,你娶我妹妹,若是没中,原样奉还！”王可说道。 „Good, good, without issue!” Before that rabbit monster leaves, in Zhang Zhengdao to room lavished praise. “好,好,没问题！”那兔妖离开前冲着屋内的张正道抛了个媚眼。 Zhang Zhengdao: „............!” 张正道:“…………！” Before also a lot of air/Qi, but, has money to take now, Zhang Zhengdao beamed with joy immediately, but also returned to a that rabbit monster coquettish look, was a little immediately floating that rabbit monster happy walking. 之前还一肚子气,不过,现在有钱拿了,张正道顿时眉开眼笑,还回了那兔妖一个媚眼,顿时将那兔妖喜的走路都有点飘了。 Had the first rabbit monster, has the second rabbit monster, delivers the bridegroom's gift to bride's family bid one after another unceasingly! 有了第一个兔妖,就有第二个兔妖,一个接着一个不断来送彩礼投标！ Before each rabbit monster just before leaving, Zhang Zhengdao serves proper lavished praise, when making the one by one rabbit monster walk is dizzy. 每个兔妖临走前,张正道都服务到位的抛了个媚眼,让一个个兔妖走时都是晕晕乎乎的。 Until rabbit king long in coming. 直到兔王姗姗来迟。 „Rabbit king, are you......?” Wang Ke curious looks to the rabbit king. “兔王,你这是……？”王可好奇的看向兔王。 „I came late, I went out a moment ago, buried the buried treasure to me the place, takes out buried treasure that I hid, can definitely make the track younger sister satisfy!” Rabbit king travel-worn say/way. “我来晚了,刚才我出去了一趟,到我埋宝藏的地方,取出了我藏起来的宝藏,肯定能让小道妹妹满意！”兔王风尘仆仆道。 Wang Ke stares to look to the rabbit king, did you press the bottom money to take continually? This, how does this feel all right? 王可瞪眼看向兔王,你这是连压箱底的钱都取出来了？这,这怎么好意思？ „Good, the rabbit king, I believes, you can certainly win, you could rest assured that I will speak your word of praise to my younger sister!” Wang Ke encourages to say immediately. “好,兔王,我坚信,你一定能夺魁的,你放心,我会对我妹妹说说你的好话的！”王可马上鼓励道。 „Hahahaha, good, relax, your younger sister with me, you later went out can also report my given name!” The rabbit king beams with joy to say. “哈哈哈哈,好,放心,你妹妹跟了我,你以后出门也可以报我的名号！”兔王眉开眼笑道。 „Good, that asked everyone to wait a bit some time, my younger sister must inspect bridegroom's gift to bride's family bid, everyone waited patiently!” Wang Ke said. “好,那请各位稍等一段时间,我妹妹要检查一下各位的彩礼投标,大家耐心等候！”王可说道。 „Good!” Rabbits that not far away waits, immediately an anticipation. “好！”不远处翘首以盼的兔子们,顿时一片期待。 The rabbit king also turned back in not far away one crowd of rabbit monster groups, is staring at this village stubbornly, is waiting for the result. 兔王也走回了不远处一群兔子妖群中,死死盯着这村屋,等待着结果。 Wang Ke closes. 王可关上了门。 „Begins!” Wang Ke opens the mouth to say. “动手！”王可开口道。 „Hū!” “呼！” Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao two people both hands flutter immediately, altogether 60 storage bracelet, fell fast, at this moment, counted without enough time, preoccupied importantly. 王可、张正道二人顿时双手翻飞,一共六十个储物手镯,快速倾倒了起来,这一刻,来不及细数,先取了要紧。 When this falls in storage bracelet the property, two people of eyes emitted the red light completely. 这倾倒储物手镯内财物之际,二人眼睛都全部发出了红光。 Many money! 好多钱！ Simple probably 37 but actually ends. Wang Ke looks immediately to Zhang Zhengdao. 简单大概三七分的倒完。王可马上看向张正道。 „You first removed sonic barrier in this room , shields me to leave, when I was safe, you use inside and outside a sonic barrier isolation again, then escapes quietly!” Wang Ke looks to Zhang Zhengdao. “你先撤了这屋中的音障阵,,掩护我离开,等我安全了,你再用音障阵隔绝内外,然后悄悄逃跑！”王可看向张正道。 „Good!” Zhang Zhengdao nods. “好！”张正道点了点头。 Two people fit in easily, the fraudulent marriage starts! 二人一拍即合,骗婚开始！ Opens out a pennant, immediately, sonic barrier opens, lets a numerous rabbit monster suddenly eye one bright. Because, everyone's god knowledge can sweep to this room. 拨开其中一个小旗,顿时,音障阵打开,让外界一众兔妖陡然眼睛一亮。因为,大家的神识可以扫到这个屋内了。 „Track younger sister is inspecting my bridegroom's gift to bride's family!” A rabbit monster pleasantly surprised say/way. “小道妹妹在检查我的彩礼呢！”一个兔妖惊喜道。 „Shut up, cannot think to know to sweep, everyone is fair!” Nearby rabbit king stare said. “闭嘴,不许用神识去扫,大家要公平！”一旁兔王瞪眼道。 Immediately, the one by one rabbit monster no longer opens the mouth, but, everyone thinks to know is observing inside situation secretly. Saw that pink rabbit Zhang Zhengdao is inspecting storage bracelet careless. 顿时,一个个兔妖不再开口,但,大家还是用神识偷偷观察着里面情况。就看到粉红兔张正道漫不经心的检查着储物手镯。 But Wang Ke is actually covering the belly suddenly. 而王可却忽然捂着肚子。 „Yo, track, before I probably, ate badly the belly, your oneself first looked, I went out to go to the bathroom!” Wang Ke covers the belly to say. “啊呦,小道,我好像之前吃坏了肚子,你自己先看,我出去方便一下！”王可捂着肚子说道。 Saying, Wang Ke, opened the door. 说着,王可,就开门走了出来。 „old king, you how?” Rabbit king Zhoumei said. “老王,你怎么了？”兔王皱眉道。 „Is all right, you wait a bit, I solve my matter!” Wang Ke pretends usually to say very much. “没事没事,你们稍等一下,我去解决一下自己的事情！”王可装作很平常道。 „Ha, you have diarrhea have diarrhea, what installs with us?” One crowd of rabbit monsters laugh to say. “哈哈哈,你闹肚子就闹肚子,跟我们装什么啊？”一群兔妖大笑道。 On the Wang Ke face an awkwardness, beckons with the hand with everyone, immediately fires into the knockoff outside forest. 王可脸上一阵尴尬,跟大家摆了摆手,顿时冲向山寨外的林中。 „Here his one is human, has diarrhea must go out conveniently? This old king thinks that who can rare him to resemble!” A numerous rabbit monster disdains to say. “这里就他一个是人类,闹肚子还要出去方便？这老王以为有谁能稀罕他似的！”一众兔妖不屑道。 However, at this moment does not have the rabbit monster to pay attention to Wang Ke. 不过,此刻却没有兔妖关注王可。 Because, the track younger sister was good, everyone's bridegroom's gift to bride's family was good, old king in having what relations? Also influence. 因为,小道妹妹在就行了,大家的彩礼在就行了,老王在不在有什么关系？又没有影响。 „Track younger sister is beautiful!” “小道妹妹就是美啊！” „Yes, I must marry the track younger sister, certainly makes her have a nest rabbit baby to me!” “就是,我要娶到小道妹妹,一定让她给我生一窝兔宝宝！” „I must live two nests!” “我要生两窝！” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… One flock of rabbits are looking forward to the future. 一群兔子憧憬着未来。 Zhang Zhengdao inspected to the bridegroom's gift to bride's family repeatedly, the forehead emitted cold sweat, obviously, Zhang Zhengdao also knows that outside has many eyes to stare at itself. 张正道对彩礼检查了一遍又一遍,额头都冒出了一丝冷汗,显然,张正道也知道外面有着多少双眼睛盯着自己呢。 Then, the patience waited some little time, the Zhang Zhengdao computing time, was determined that Wang Ke already to the safety belt, the preparation next, the bride travelled immediately. 就这样,耐心等了好一会,张正道计算时间,确定王可已经到了安全地带,顿时准备下一步,新娘子跑路了。 Zhang Zhengdao feigns reveals the surprised color suddenly, seemed a discovery sonic barrier pennant to fall, immediately went forward, inserted it. 张正道佯装忽然露出惊讶之色,好似发现音障阵的小旗掉了,顿时上前,将其插好。 „Buzz!” “嗡！” Sonic barrier begins, immediately, outside rabbit monsters gods know nosing not to come. 音障阵再起,顿时,外面的兔妖们神识查探不进来了。 „Ok, Wang Ke was also safe, currently here also has sonic barrier to camouflage, so long as I turn into the small water snake, can walk randomly from the behind creek quietly . Haha, got rich!” Zhang Zhengdao excited say/way. “好了,王可也安全了,现在这里也有音障阵遮蔽了,我只要变成小水蛇,就可以从后面小河悄悄游走了,神不知、鬼不觉。哈哈,发财了！”张正道激动道。 Zhang Zhengdao is just about to leave quietly. 张正道正要悄悄离开。 „Bang!” “嘭！” The front door was opened suddenly. 屋门忽然被打开了。 Zhang Zhengdao complexion one stiff, my must run, how to have the rabbit monster not to speak the custom to rush? 张正道脸色一僵,我这都要跑了,怎么有兔妖不讲规矩闯进来了？ „Is I!” Hū lightly resounds. “是我！”一声轻呼响起。 Zhang Zhengdao looks, complexion one stiff: „Wang Ke? Didn't you run? How to come back?” 张正道一看,脸色一僵:“王可？你不是跑了吗？怎么又回来了？” „Kuang!” “匡！” Wang Ke gets angry, closes the front door. 王可黑着脸,将屋门关上。 „Do you do? Do you come back to do? Didn't we reach an agreement?” Zhang Zhengdao stares to say. “你干什么？你回来干什么？我们不是都说好了吗？”张正道瞪眼道。 „I went out a moment ago, hit to chase down our that group of black robe people, their arrange/cloth got down the unescapable net, could not run away!” Wang Ke gets angry. “我刚才出去,撞到追杀我们的那群黑袍人了,他们布下了天罗地网,跑不掉了！”王可黑着脸。 This fucking, planned well, curled bridegroom's gift to bride's family, goes to faraway places. But the also person gathers round now, this must disrupt my plan! 这特么,本来计划好好的,卷了彩礼款,远走高飞。可现在还有人围着,这要打乱我的计划了啊！ „Does that crowd chase down our black robe people? Still squats outside the village?” Zhang Zhengdao stares to say. “那群追杀我们的黑袍人？还在村寨外蹲守呢？”张正道瞪眼道。 „Right!” Wang Ke nods. “没错！”王可点了点头。 „That present what to do? How also to develop? My fucking color tip received, did you tell me unable to run away? Now what to do?” Zhang Zhengdao stares to say. “那现在怎么办？还怎么演？我特么彩礼钱都收了,你告诉我跑不掉了？现在怎么办？”张正道瞪眼道。 Wang Ke looks an awkwardness: „Or, did you sacrifice?” 王可面露一丝尴尬:“要不,你牺牲一下？” Zhang Zhengdao stared in a big way the eye: „Do you want me to give that only to be old rabbit to accompany to rest?” 张正道瞪大了眼睛:“你要我去给那只老兔子陪睡？” „Eye shuts, one late on the past! You can try! At the worst, this color tip, our 55?” Wang Ke urged. “眼睛一闭,一晚就过去了！你可以试试的！大不了,这次彩礼钱,我们五五分？”王可劝道。 „You talk nonsense! Must accompany you to accompany, I did not accompany you to play!” Zhang Zhengdao startled called out immediately. “你放屁！要陪你陪,我不陪你玩了！”张正道顿时惊叫道。 Saying, the Zhang Zhengdao figure in a flash. 说着,张正道身形一晃。 „Bang!” “嘭！” Zhang Zhengdao turned into a chubby small fat snake, plunged into nearby creek to run. In the room is only left over a Wang Ke person! 张正道变成了一条肥墩墩的小胖蛇,跳入了一旁小河之中跑了。屋里只剩下王可一个人！ Wang Ke: „............!” 王可:“…………！” PS: First! PS:第一更！