„Pays a visit the founder, demon dragon founder immortal Fuyong enjoys, the longevity and day are uneven!” “拜见教主,魔龙教主仙福永享,寿与天齐！” „Pays a visit the founder, Divine Dragon founder immortal Fuyong enjoys, the longevity and day are uneven!” “拜见教主,神龙教主仙福永享,寿与天齐！” In Demon Venerable and under the purple uncommon arrangement, all demons teach disciple one to pay respect to the Lunar Demon Cult two big founders. 在魔尊、紫不凡的安排下,所有魔教弟子对太阴魔教两大教主一顿参拜。 The numerous rudders lord already to know, will select some people to follow Hundred Thousand Great Mountains, after Lunar Demon Cult, was these two big founders is in power. 众舵主已经知道,会选出一些人跟着出十万大山,太阴魔教以后就是这两大教主掌权了。 Wang Ke and Zhu Hongyi two people, a person in the influence that the demon teaches first, the first person teaches the strength in the demon first, originally criticizes too harshly on the astomia, let alone, their back also Demon Venerable, purple support uncommonly, who dares to oppose? 王可、朱红衣二人,一人在魔教的影响力第一,一人在魔教实力第一,本来就无口厚非,更何况,他们背后还有魔尊、紫不凡撑腰,谁敢反对？ It is not two founders! This cannot be regarded anything! 不就是两个教主嘛！这又算不得什么！ Having the Wang Ke look is strange, I, my really to become Mojiao founder? Divine Dragon founder? Special mother, this reputation I? I did an inside job the lying city the eldest child, but could also go back? 只有王可神色古怪,我,我真的成魔教教主了？还是神龙教主？特娘的,这名头我受不受得起啊？我卧底卧城了老大,还回得去吗？ „Wang Ke!” Demon Venerable shouted one. “王可！”魔尊喊了一句。 „In!” “在！” Wang Ke followed Demon Venerable to take a walk immediately. 王可马上跟着魔尊去散步了起来。 Zhu Hongyi, purple uncommon has not naturally come to disturb. 朱红衣、紫不凡自然没有来打扰。 Demon Venerable brings Wang Ke to arrive at the seashore, looks at front miasma sea. 魔尊带着王可走到海边,看着面前瘴海。 „Demon Venerable, do you look for me alone?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “魔尊,您单独找我？”王可好奇道。 Demon Venerable turns away from Wang Ke, hesitated one to say: „I saw a moment ago, did you look for dao companion?” 魔尊背对王可,沉吟了一会道:“我刚才看到了,你又找了个道侣？” „Did you say Zhang Li'er? Yes, does not know that what's the matter, since I arrive in this world, has suffered setbacks in sentimental, just discussed each time a girlfriend, must be beaten the affectionate couple, was weird! Am I the caret-shaped to subdue|grams peach blossom?” A Wang Ke face depressed say/way. “你说张离儿？是啊,也不知怎么回事,自从我来到这世上,在感情方面就一直受挫,每次刚谈成一个女朋友,就要被棒打鸳鸯,也是邪了门了！我是不是八字克桃花啊？”王可一脸郁闷道。 „Caret-shaped to subdue|grams peach blossom?” Demon Venerable strange say/way. “八字克桃花？”魔尊古怪道。 „Yes, this time I abandoned the big vigor, caught up with Zhang Li'er, Demon Venerable you also saw, I to pursue the girl even spared no expense, pursued with great difficulty, finally, his father came, added that what Zhang Jia, Wang can not be related through marriage, was the long-standing enemy! My this......! More said that is sadder!” A Wang Ke face laments said. “是啊,这次我废了多大的劲,才追上张离儿,魔尊你也看到了,我为了追女孩甚至不惜血本,好不容易追到了,结果呢,他爹来了,还说什么张家、王姓不得通婚,是宿仇！我这……！越说越难过！”王可一脸懊恨道。 Demon Venerable: „..................!” 魔尊:“………………！” „I remember before you, has had dao companion , did you call the girlfriend? Called Princess You Yue?” Demon Venerable solemnly said. “我记得你之前有过一个道侣,呃,你叫女朋友？叫幽月公主？”魔尊沉声道。 „Right, You Yue, you know finally, she just promised me not to have two days, her father came, beats the affectionate couple, said that I cannot be joined to her, but also spends money to pound me, this matter Demon Venerable don't you know?” Wang Ke asked. “对啊,幽月啊,结果你知道的,她刚答应我没两天,她爹就来了,棒打鸳鸯,说我配不上她,还用钱砸我,这事魔尊你不知道？”王可问道。 „I know, I meant, your already had the girlfriend, how also to look for the girlfriend? You had Princess You Yue, how also to look for Zhang Li'er? You tread on two ships?” The Demon Venerable sinking sound asked. “我是知道,我是说,你都已经有女朋友了,怎么还找女朋友？你都有幽月公主了,怎么还找张离儿？你这是脚踏两只船吗？”魔尊沉声问道。 „Demon Venerable, I do not treadon two ships, fucking, I attain the passage ticket, my ship has not come up! As long as do I the girlfriend, I also serve a need to look again? I am quite also miserable! I must find a wife to give birth, I must old Wang Family be passed from generation to generation to me, can't I keep bach for a lifetime?” Wang Ke depressed say/way. “魔尊,我不是脚踏两只船啊,特么,我只是拿到船票,我一只船都没上去啊！我但凡有一个女朋友,我还用得着再找吗？我也好惨啊！我要娶妻生子,我要给我老王家传宗接代啊,我总不能一辈子打光棍吧？”王可郁闷道。 Demon Venerable: „..................!” 魔尊:“………………！” „also, Demon Venerable, you made a mistake, besides Princess You Yue and Zhang Li'er, I had also discussed a girlfriend is dragon jade, was your maidservant, the present is your disciple. This matter you know, I asked Demon Venerable initially, making Demon Venerable put dragon jade to be free, is to buy freedom to her! But, Demon Venerable you do not comply, beats the affectionate couple, I am also miserably good!” Wang Ke depressed say/way. “还有,魔尊,你弄错了,除了幽月公主、张离儿,我还谈过一个女朋友叫龙玉,是你的侍女,现在是你的弟子。这事你知道的啊,当初我求魔尊,让魔尊放龙玉自由,就是要给她赎身的啊！可是,魔尊你死活不答应,也棒打鸳鸯,我也好惨的啊！”王可郁闷道。 Although Demon Venerable wears the mask, but on the face is actually one stiff, have you and dragon jade discussed the girlfriend? Fart, when did dragon jade promise you? 魔尊虽然戴着面具,但脸上却是一僵,你和龙玉谈过女朋友？放屁,龙玉什么时候答应你了？ „Wang Ke, dragon jade has not said this matter to me!” Demon Venerable solemnly said. “王可,龙玉没跟我说过这事！”魔尊沉声道。 „Hasn't said? dragon jade definitely does not dare to say. Demon Venerable, I told you, I and dragon jade were two sentiments likes each other, but she was extremely loyal to you, I said that initially in a Buddha temple, dragon jade how longing came to see me, is not willing to comply to stay behind, originally to follow Demon Venerable went out! Demon Venerable, or you show mercy, permits dragon jade to me! Thus, my heart also decided that I did not use again the careworn labor force looked for the girlfriend. Like this all satisfied!” Wang Ke one irritable said. “没说吗？龙玉肯定没敢说。魔尊,我跟你讲,我和龙玉是两情相悦的,但她对你太过忠诚了,我说当初在佛头寺,龙玉怎么依依不舍的来看我,就不肯答应留下的,原来都是为了追随魔尊出去！魔尊,要不你大发慈悲,将龙玉许给我吧！这样,我的心也定下来了,我也不用再劳神劳力的去找女朋友了。这样一切都满足了！”王可一脸急切道。 Demon Venerable turns head to look to Wang Ke: „Do you want to marry dragon jade? That Princess You Yue and Zhang Li'er what to do?” 魔尊扭头看向王可:“你要娶龙玉？那幽月公主、张离儿怎么办？” „Demon Venerable, your saying said that probably I am the sentiment Saint am same!” Wang Ke stares to say. “魔尊,你这话说的,好像我是个情圣一样！”王可瞪眼道。 Demon Venerable: „............!” 魔尊:“…………！” Your this what meaning? 你这什么意思？ „Princess You Yue and dragon jade, Zhang Li'er, I, if can marry to a person, all my that one could wish, you do not know, finds a liking person, is the person who two sentiments like each other, this difficult! You do not think that my three do need to marry?” Wang Ke stares to say. “幽月公主、龙玉、张离儿,我要是能娶到一个人,我就烧高香了,你不知道,找一个喜欢的人,又是两情相悦的人,这有多难！你不会以为我三个都要娶吧？”王可瞪眼道。 „Don't you think like this? Outside three wife four concubines' people were too many! In Tian master said a moment ago he has eight room/house wife and concubines, you how not?” Demon Venerable solemnly said. “你不是这样想的？外面三妻四妾的人太多了！田师中刚才都说他有八房妻妾,你怎么不可以？”魔尊沉声道。 „That is they have not pursued! Person who I am have the pursue, how possibly to find a person to marry casually? If this, I have found a wife to give birth, but also needs to wait till the present?” Wang Ke stares to say. “那是他们没有追求！我是个有追求的人,怎么可能随便找个人就娶了？要是这样,我早就娶妻生子了,还需要等到现在？”王可瞪眼道。 „Is your meaning......?” The Demon Venerable sinking sound does not understand to say. “你的意思是……？”魔尊沉声不理解道。 „Oh! Also blames me, the eye selected, wanted to find one like, appropriate was not really easy, even if found, seemed by the curse is been still same, is having bad luck! You have a look, You Yue and dragon jade, leave, is this, just discussed, was beaten the affectionate couple! This seems like the arrangement of destiny to be the same, I am also very helpless! Others, I cannot have a liking for! These three, anyone can become, I satisfied, which can also think what three wife four concubines! My lifelong goal is very small!” Wang Ke said with a sigh. “唉！也怪我,眼睛太挑了,想要找到一个喜欢的、合适的真不容易,就算找到了,也好似受了诅咒一样,倒着霉！你看看,幽月、龙玉、离儿,都是这样,刚谈成,就被棒打鸳鸯！这就好像是命运的安排一样,我也很无奈啊！别人,我又看不上！这三个,任何一个人能成,我就满足了,哪还敢想什么三妻四妾啊！我人生目标很小的！”王可叹息道。 Demon Venerable: „Your lifelong goal, is......!” 魔尊:“你的人生目标,就是……！” „Wife and kid hot head, this enough, then, had to money that the wife and kid cannot all spend! The free and unfettered is for a lifetime merry, is defending the small family/home! On line!” Wang Ke deep suction port gas channel/angrily said. “老婆孩子热炕头,这就够了,然后,有给老婆孩子花不完的钱！一辈子逍遥快活,守着小家！就行了！”王可深吸口气道。 Demon Venerable look strange looks to Wang Ke: „This?” 魔尊神色古怪的看向王可:“就这样？” „This, it spoke the truth, what cultivation powerful people I thought these, were they busy for what? Also does not know that they toss about anything! The life so, the crossed happiness was good! Why wants to fight over a first under heaven, you looked at these emperors, the power lean the world and first under heaven! But, is the unenlightened ruler, has the danger that revolts to cut to kill, the head is raised on the belt lives. Is clear(ly), must take constant care of many affairs of sate to be busy! When can enjoy to live well? Live was too tired!” Wang Ke refutes to say. “就这样啊,其实说起来,我看那些什么修行强大的人,他们忙来忙去为了什么啊？也不知道他们折腾什么！人生本来就如此,过的幸福就好了啊！何必要争个天下第一,你看那些皇帝,权倾天下、天下第一了吧！可是呢,做昏君,有被造反斩杀的危险,脑袋提在裤腰带上生活。做明君,又必须日理万机忙个不停！什么时候才能好好的享受一下生活？活的太累了！”王可驳斥道。 Demon Venerable look strange looks at Wang Ke. 魔尊神色一阵古怪的看着王可。 „Struggles first, is very indeed tired!” Demon Venerable sighed slightly. “争第一,的确很累！”魔尊微微一叹。 „Therefore, I do not want to live like this, I want the wife and kid whole family to cross safe and happy enough.” Wang Ke said. “所以啊,我就不想这样的生活,我就要老婆孩子一家人过的平平安安、幸福美满就够了。”王可说道。 Demon Venerable is staring at a Wang Ke silence. 魔尊盯着王可一阵沉默。 „Demon Venerable, or you satisfy my desire, betroths dragon jade to me, how do you look?” Wang Ke looked that said to the Demon Venerable anticipation. “魔尊,要不你满足我的愿望吧,将龙玉许配给我,你看如何？”王可看向魔尊期待道。 Demon Venerable stared at Wang Ke to look some little time, betrothed me to you, you had a dream! 魔尊盯着王可看了好一会,将我自己许配给你,你做梦！ „dragon jade? Is impossible, she now is my disciple, I impossible to betroth her to you!” Demon Venerable solemnly said. “龙玉？不可能的,她现在是我的弟子,我不可能将她许配给你的！”魔尊沉声道。 Betroths to you? Didn't my status give it away? 许配给你？那我的身份不是穿帮了？ „Has a look, to have a look, Demon Venerable I said that looks for a good wife difficult, the road ahead thorn are innumerable, dragon jade did not have the father-in-law to block, You Yue, leaves that side, two wicked fathers-in-law are blocking, you also think that I all did marry? It is not I am having a dream, was Demon Venerable you wants!” Wang Ke said with a sigh. “看看,看看,魔尊我说的吧,找个好老婆有多难,前路荆棘无数,龙玉这边还没有老丈人拦着,幽月、离儿那边,两个恶老丈人拦着,你还想我全都娶了？不是我在做梦,是魔尊你想多了！”王可叹息道。 Demon Venerable: „..................!” 魔尊:“………………！” Originally is also very angry, your was explained that why I felt the mood was much better? 本来还挺生气的,被你这一顿解释,为什么我感觉心情好多了呢？ „Princess You Yue and dragon jade, Zhang Li'er, if chooses one, whom you do elect?” The Demon Venerable sinking sound asked. “幽月公主、龙玉、张离儿,假若选一个,你选谁？”魔尊沉声问道。 „Never have such thoughts! Demon Venerable, do not ask that this issue good, you asked that I will think a lot, wants to be many could also not obtain, what traded was only the limitless pain! Demon Venerable, this matter is not I decides, is the heaven decides, the heaven is biggest, the heaven said anything, is anything!” Wang Ke called out immediately. “想都不敢想！魔尊,你不要问这个问题了好不好,你问多了,我就会想得多,想多了又得不到,换来的只是无边无际的痛苦！魔尊,这事不是我说了算的,是老天说了算的,老天最大,老天说什么,就是什么！”王可马上叫道。 Demon Venerable: „..................!” 魔尊:“………………！” Although has not heard the answer of wanting, but, Demon Venerable seemed and did not care generally. 虽然没有听到想要的答案,但,魔尊好似并不在意了一般。 „Ok, I did not ask that what words you have, wants me to take to dragon jade?” Demon Venerable asked. “好了,我也不问了,你有什么话,要我带给龙玉的吗？”魔尊问道。 „Is Demon Venerable willing to help my signalling? Can I write a letter?” Wang Ke eye one bright. “魔尊愿意帮我传信？我可以写一封信吗？”王可眼睛一亮。 „It is not good!” Demon Venerable solemnly said. “不行！”魔尊沉声道。 „Why?” Wang Ke depressed say/way. “为什么？”王可郁闷道。 „dragon jade in cultivation, cannot divert attention, if you write strangely some, will disrupt dragon jade cultivation!” Demon Venerable solemnly said. “龙玉正在修炼,不能分心,你若是写一些奇怪的话,会扰乱龙玉修行！”魔尊沉声道。 „, How Demon Venerable knows that I do want to write the love letter? Demon Venerable, I and dragon jade are two sentiments likes each other, she complied to be my girlfriend, do not beat the affectionate couple again, I guaranteed, was filial piety you with dragon jade ?” Wang Ke anxious say/way. “呃,魔尊怎么知道我要写情书的？魔尊,我和龙玉是两情相悦的,她都答应做我女朋友了,你就不要再棒打鸳鸯了啊,我保证以后和龙玉一起孝敬你,好吗？”王可急切道。 „Did you say?” Demon Venerable solemnly said. “你说呢？”魔尊沉声道。 Your this facial skin also is really thick, when did I comply to be your girlfriend? 你这脸皮也真是厚,我什么时候答应做你女朋友了？ „, Good, that Demon Venerable you help me bring other thing to give dragon jade!” Wang Ke deep suction port gas channel/angrily said. “呃,好吧,那魔尊你帮我带点别的东西给龙玉！”王可深吸口气道。 „?” Demon Venerable curious say/way. “哦？”魔尊好奇道。 „This big gold/metal earthen bowl, you take to her, also, these two storage bracelet, you also take to her!” Wang Ke takes out three types of things. “这个大罗金钵,你带给她,还有,这两个储物手镯,你也带给她！”王可取出三样东西。 „Big gold/metal earthen bowl? Two storage bracelet? What is inside?” Demon Venerable curious say/way. “大罗金钵？两个储物手镯？里面是什么？”魔尊好奇道。 „, In storage bracelet, one is some spending money, another is some corpse ghost fine Huashui!” Wang Ke said. “呃,储物手镯里,一个是一些零花钱,另一个是一些尸鬼精华水！”王可说道。 „Corpse ghost essence?” Demon Venerable suddenly eye one bright, inspected carefully. “尸鬼精华？”魔尊陡然眼睛一亮,仔细检查了起来。 „Yes, Demon Venerable said that dragon jade has followed you, your years actually rip to kill outside, this time must bring purple uncommon to fight together, are very definitely dangerous, corpse ghost fine Huashui should be able to help dragon jade train some corpse ghost Monster Beast, can protect dragon jade!” Wang Ke said. “是啊,魔尊说龙玉一直跟着你,你这些年却在外面撕杀,这次还要带着紫不凡一起去战斗,肯定很危险,尸鬼精华水应该可以帮龙玉培养一些尸鬼妖兽,可以保护龙玉！”王可说道。 Demon Venerable inspects corpse ghost fine Huashui, suddenly a silence: „So many corpse ghost fine Huashui? This outside Hundred Thousand Great Mountains, is priceless, are not less than fire of value that age gold/metal. You are really also willing to give under dragon jade the initial capital!” 魔尊检查完尸鬼精华水,忽然一阵沉默:“这么多尸鬼精华水？这在十万大山外,可是价值连城的,不比那庚金之火价值少的。你还真舍得给龙玉下血本啊！” „Do I make money to not to find a wife to give birth, spend happily? Perhaps which day of Demon Venerable permitted dragon jade with me in together, my has not given the bystander! Money spends on own wife, what was this considered as?” Wang Ke stares to say. “我赚钱不就是为了娶妻生子,花钱痛快吗？说不定哪天魔尊就允许龙玉跟我在一起了,我这又没给外人！钱花在自己媳妇身上,这算得了什么？”王可瞪眼道。 A Demon Venerable suddenly silence. Who was your wife? 魔尊忽然一阵沉默。谁是你媳妇了？ „Demon Venerable, these three types of things, trouble you to hand over in the dragon white hands!” The Wang Ke serious adjuration said. “魔尊,这三样东西,麻烦你交到龙玉手中！”王可郑重恳请道。 Demon Venerable deeply inspires, finally shakes the head: „dragon jade does not lack the spending money, storage bracelet of this spending money you keep to use. The big gold/metal earthen bowl is the Buddhism most precious object, the dragon jade belt will instead bring in the disaster in the side. This corpse ghost fine Huashui, I helps you take to dragon jade, is just we now is also urgently needed!” 魔尊深吸口气,最终摇了摇头:“龙玉不缺零花钱,这零花钱的储物手镯你留着自己用吧。大罗金钵是佛门至宝,龙玉带在身边反而会引来灾难。这份尸鬼精华水,我帮你带给龙玉,刚好也是我们现在急需的！” „, Good, that trouble Demon Venerable!” Wang Ke nods immediately. “啊,好,那就麻烦魔尊了！”王可顿时点了点头。 PS: First! PS:第一更！ Does not extinguish the god king 不灭神王