IDK :: Volume #3

#291: I compare the talent


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The Tathagata god foot of Wang Ke was pinched to explode, who can want to obtain, did this Tathagata god foot explode changed into unexpectedly richly is smelly to the desperate foot? 王可的如来神脚被捏爆了,谁能想得到,这如来神脚爆了居然化为浓郁到让人绝望的脚丫臭? This, Wang Ke have not thought that why oneself muddy true essence does have this chemical change with the Tathagata god foot? 这一幕,就连王可自己也没想到啊,自己的浊真元为何与如来神脚产生这种化学变化? Is this chemical weapon? 这是化学武器啊? The yellow smog explodes, in the nearby city many common people hit by disaster immediately, some ambushes in observation Righteous Path disciple and Demonic Path disciple, performed all the move in secret. 黄色烟雾爆开,附近城中很多百姓顿时受了灾,一些潜伏在暗中观察的正道弟子、魔道弟子,尽皆中了招。 Vomits!” “呕!” Vomits!” “呕!” The terrifying foot is smelly, who can bear? Although missed a big truncation compared with purest muddy true essence, but this, still lets the person gastric disorder even! 恐怖的脚丫臭,谁受得了?虽然比最纯粹的浊真元差了一大截,可即便这样,也让人反胃啊! During all around Monster, common people and Immortal Sect disciple, toward escapes at the quickest speed in all directions. 四周妖魔、百姓、仙门弟子,以自己最快的速度向着四面八方逃跑之中。 Because Wang Ke is the muddy true essence manufacturer, can the immuno-chemistry injury. 王可因为是浊真元制造者,可以免疫化学伤害。 But, side Wang Ke does not abstain from the monk to be different. 但,王可身旁的不戒和尚不一样啊。 Does not abstain from the monk still to close eyes to chant scripture, is having the matter, a fucking foot rushes to the nostril suddenly smelly, this, this is whose smelly foot put on my face? What to do does this let itself? I in the approach, you do not destroy me! 不戒和尚还在闭目念经呢,正在有事呢,特么忽然一股脚丫臭涌向鼻孔,这,这是谁的臭脚放我脸上了?这让自己怎么办?我在做法啊,你不要来破坏我啊! Calm, calm, this is the Buddha is certainly testing me, Amitabha, I am calm! Continues to chant scripture, cannot harass for outside smelly!” Does not abstain from the monk heart to expostulate itself unceasingly. “镇定,镇定,这一定是佛祖在考验我,阿弥陀佛,我要镇定!继续念经,不能为外臭所扰!”不戒和尚心中不断劝诫着自己。 At this moment, was clamped by the Tathagata god palm in the lust day and palace of Wei, Murong Luguang palm, originally on the severe wound, this foot suddenly covered smelly, immediately three people of whole bodies are shivering. 此刻,被如来神掌夹在掌心的色欲天、宫薇、慕容绿光,本来就重伤了,这忽然的脚丫臭笼罩,顿时三人浑身都在颤抖。 „, What flavor? Will the first owner, you also sneak attack me with the toxic smoke now?” During the lust day roar scolded. “咳咳,什么味道?第一堂主,你现在还会用毒烟偷袭我了?”色欲天吼骂之中。 The country masters bear the brunt at this moment, was covered by the billowing yellow smoke, is exciting scalp one tingles with numbness. 国师此刻首当其冲,被滚滚黄烟笼罩,更是刺激的头皮一阵发麻。 fucking, Wang Ke, your Tathagata god foot, is why different, why different......!” During country master Qi the roar of shivering scolded. 特么的,王可,你这如来神脚,为什么不一样,为什么不一样……!”国师气的颤抖的吼骂之中。 Similarly is the Tathagata god foot, your is so strange? 同样是如来神脚,你的怎么如此诡异? I don't know either, possibly, I compare the talent!” Wang Ke looks the strange say/way. “我也不知道啊,可能,我比较有天分吧!”王可面露古怪道。 Talent, talent!” The country masters exclaimed. “天分个屁,天分个屁!”国师吼道。 You fight fight, why to curse at people?” Wang Ke depressed is calling. “你打架就打架,干嘛骂人呢?”王可郁闷的叫着。 Curses at people also lightly, the strong winds explode!” Country master bellows. “骂人还轻的,狂风爆!”国师一声大吼。 Bang!” “轰!” Is centered on the Tathagata Buddha, erupts the dreadful gale suddenly, toward blows loudly in all directions, all around yellow foot smelly aura, blew off instantaneously. 以如来佛祖为中心,陡然爆发出滔天大风,轰然向着四面八方吹去,将四周黄色脚丫臭的气息,瞬间吹散了。 „!” “啊!” A loud sound, palace Wei, lust day and Murong Luguang, in this struck the strong winds to explode finally also gets out of trouble. 一声巨响,宫薇、色欲天、慕容绿光在这最后一击狂风爆中也脱困了。 Three people crash, performing all the whole body is the wound, the pain is incomparable. 三人坠落而下,尽皆浑身是伤,痛苦无比。 Three people of whole bodies are the blood, seemed the whole body innumerable skeletons by the crumb generally, the blood exploded to shoot. Pours in the pool of blood. 三人浑身是血,好似浑身无数骨骼被捏碎了一般,鲜血炸射而出。倒在血泊之中。 Actually is the Tathagata Buddha strong winds explode finally everywhere the time, with the full power, almost pinched three people flatly. 却是如来佛祖最后四处‘狂风爆’的时候,用出了全力,将三人都差点捏扁了。 !” !” !” “噗!”“噗!”“噗!” Palace Wei, the lust day and Murong Luguang completely all put out a blood, seemed does not have the strength of again war again generally. 宫薇、色欲天、慕容绿光尽皆吐出一口鲜血,好似再无再战之力了一般。 But that blood dragon of winding big gold/metal earthen bowl, flew back to the lust day back, seemed by the heavy losses! 而缠绕大罗金钵的那条血龙,也飞回了色欲天后背,好似受了重创! Wang Ke, I must kill you!” The country masters are roaring. 王可,我要杀了你!”国师吼叫着。 Kills!” “杀!” The giant Tathagata Buddha also exudes the sound of dreadful shout, an eye of reveal is fierce, resembling to throw general to Wang Ke. 巨大的如来佛祖也发出滔天喊杀之声,目露狰狞,似要向王可扑来一般。 Amitabha, my Tathagata, indeed has the angry glare diamond, but, the angry glare is only the mercy! Whenever the angry glare, must be evil for disciplinary punishment world Monster, must to save the common people hardship, but is never a oneself selfish desire gets angry! The country master, your law, made mistakes!” A dignified sound spreads over entire Zhou Jing suddenly. “阿弥陀佛,我佛如来,的确有怒目金刚之相,但,怒目只为慈悲!每当怒目,必是为了惩戒世间妖魔邪恶,必是为拯救苍生疾苦,而从未为一己私欲而嗔怒!国师,你的法相,犯错了!”一个威严的声音忽然传遍整个周京。 This sound, seems came from above the highest heaven, the indistinct great, solemn silence, lets probably plunge the Wang Ke country master suddenly complexion changes. 这声音,好似来自九霄之上,飘渺宏大,庄严肃穆,让要扑向王可的国师都忽然脸色一变。 Who? Who is speaking?” The country masters stare to look to all directions. “谁?谁在说话?”国师瞪眼看向四面八方。 Amitabha, is this poor monk is speaking!” That sound conveys again. “阿弥陀佛,是贫僧在说话!”那声音再度传来。 Everyone looks, actually performs all stares, doesn't abstain from the monk? 所有人望去,却尽皆一愣,是不戒和尚? Is the Saint monk?” The distant place has the common people and Immortal Sect of disciple astonished say/way waiting and seeing. “是圣僧?”远处有观望的百姓、仙门弟子惊愕道。 Does not abstain from the monk, do you have cultivation base? This, the sound, how passes on everywhere is?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “不戒和尚,你不是没有修为吗?这,声音,怎么传的到处都是?”王可惊愕道。 Actually saw, does not abstain from the monk to stand up slowly, in the eye flashes through color of the enforcing. 却看到,不戒和尚缓缓站起身来,眼中闪过一股严肃之色。 Senior monk, you is also staring doing, hasn't run?” The palace Wei's surprised say/way in pool of blood. “老和尚,你还愣着干什么,还不快跑?”宫薇在血泊中惊奇道。 Saint monk? Laughable, you think that this can fool me? Now Hundred Thousand Great Mountains, no one is my law the opponent of Tathagata Buddha, shouted depending on you, I will deliver you and Wang Ke die together!” Country master cold sound said. “圣僧?可笑,你以为这样能唬得住我?如今十万大山,谁也不是我法相如来佛祖的对手,凭你叫嚷,我将送你和王可一起去死!”国师冷声道。 No, your is not the Tathagata Buddha, must cruelly harm the common people to start for a oneself selfish desire from you, it was not the Tathagata Buddha!” Does not abstain from monk solemnly said. “不,你那不是如来佛祖,从你为一己私欲要残害苍生开始,它就不是如来佛祖了!”不戒和尚沉声道 My law, is the Tathagata Buddha! In this Hundred Thousand Great Mountains, I am the Tathagata Buddha! Buddhism how? Hasn't the Buddhism Buddha, been adopted by us? No one can stop me! Today, I must take away the Fubao big gold/metal earthen bowl, also to be run over and die your crowd of little things, no one can prevent my footsteps, I am the Tathagata Buddha!” The country Moronta sound shouted. “我的法相,就是如来佛祖!在这十万大山,我就是如来佛祖!佛门又如何?佛门佛祖,还不是为我所用?没人可以阻拦我!今天,我就要拿走佛宝大罗金钵,还有将你们这群小东西碾死,没人能阻止我的脚步,我就是如来佛祖!”国师朗声喝道。 Roar!” “吼!” Ten zhang (3.33 m) high Tathagata buddha rules handed down by one's ancestors is also one drinks greatly. The sky gathers the innumerable dark clouds, appears this Tathagata Buddha grandly so vast. 十丈高如来佛祖法相也是一声大喝。天空更是聚来无数乌云,显得这如来佛祖如此的宏伟浩大。 „Does Amitabha, evil cannot vanquish good, the demon also want to claim without justification the Tathagata Buddha? Overreaches oneself, today, this poor monk makes you know, the prestige of my Buddhism, big of male invincible might Tathagata Buddha!” Does not abstain from the monk cold sound said. “阿弥陀佛,邪不胜正,邪魔也想妄称如来佛祖?不自量力,今日,贫僧让你知道,我佛门之威,如来佛祖之大雄神威!”不戒和尚冷声道。 During the speeches, saw the land that Wang Ke is at seems a tremor to be the same. 说话间,就看到王可所在的大地好似一阵颤动一般。 Rumble!” “轰隆隆!” The land shivers, as if has anything to crawl general from the place bottom. 大地颤抖,似乎有什么东西从地底要爬上来一般。 This, was this earthquake?” Wang Ke was startled to call out. “这,这是地震了?”王可惊叫道。 „It is not right, is not right, coughs, the Buddha head, Buddha did move?” Palace Wei was startled to call out. “不对,不对,咳咳咳,佛头,佛头动了?”宫薇惊叫道。 Actually is that three zhang (3.33 m) high Buddha head in Buddha square, suddenly, both eyes broke away, and in swaying from side to side seems toward the above is growing, must emerge as the times require general. 却是佛头广场上的那三丈高的佛头,忽然间,双目挣开了,并且扭动之中好似向着上方长着,要破土而出一般。 Rumble!” “轰隆隆!” Is the stone fluttering of entire Buddha square , really upwardly really long? No, is this underground is burying a body of stone great Buddha. Three zhang (3.33 m) high Buddha head, but reveals in the part of ground, also 17 zhang (3.33 m) body under land. At this moment both arms already pulled out from earth, is supporting the body to be the same. 整个佛头广场的土石翻飞,真的,真的在向上长?不,是这地下埋着一个石头巨佛的身子。三丈高的佛头,只是露在地面的部分,还有十七丈的身子在土地下面。此刻双臂已经从土里拔了出来,在撑着身子一般。 As the land vibrates, that huge stone buddha, seemed lived generally, the both arms made an effort, strange crawled from the place bottom. 随着大地震动,那巨大的石佛,好似活了一般,双臂一用力,诡异的从地底爬了出来。 The stone buddha is vast, after crawling, will not abstain from the monk to put above the shoulder, treads in a Buddha square, overlooks in all directions. 石佛浩大,爬出来之后,将不戒和尚放于肩膀之上,踏在佛头广场,俯瞰四面八方。 Suddenly, everyone with astonishment looks at this stone buddha. 一时间,所有人都惊愕的看着这石佛。 „The Buddha head of Buddha square? Originally is not only a Buddha head, but is a great Buddha?” “佛头广场的佛头?原来不仅仅是一个佛头,而是一尊巨佛啊?” Saint monk sits on the shoulder of this stone great Buddha, seem to be small!” “圣僧坐在这石头巨佛的肩膀上,看起来好小!” Nonsense, this is 20 zhang (3.33 m), 20 towers over a city gate are so high!” “废话,这有二十丈,二十城楼那么高啊!” „Is this also the Tathagata Buddha? Does the Saint monk sit on the Tathagata Buddha stone carving alike shoulder?” “这也是如来佛祖?圣僧坐在如来佛祖石雕像的肩膀上?” Lived? Did this stone buddha live?” “活了?这石佛活了?” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ............ ………… The entire city is the sound of calling out in alarm. 全城都是惊呼之声。 Palace Wei, lust day and Murong Luguang also panic-stricken looks at this great Buddha. 宫薇、色欲天、慕容绿光也惊骇的看着这巨佛。 Wang Ke stares in a big way the eye: fucking, does not abstain from the monk, weren't you abandoned cultivation base? This, didn't this summon Ultraman's style? You may probably teach me!” 王可更是瞪大了眼睛:“特么,不戒和尚,你不是被废了修为吗?这,这不是召唤奥特曼的招式吗?你可要教我啊!” Amitabha!” Does not abstain from the monk to hold their palms together. “阿弥陀佛!”不戒和尚双手合十。 20 zhang (3.33 m) high stone buddha also holds their palms together. 二十丈高的石佛也是双手合十。 When holds their palms together, after stone buddha brain, emits together the gold/metal light halo suddenly, radiant dazzling, Fokuang shines. Giant Buddhist doctrine aura covers entire Zhou Jing. 双手合十之际,石佛脑后陡然冒出一道金光圈,璀璨耀眼,佛光普照。一股巨大佛法气息笼罩整个周京。 The stone buddha gazes at opposite country the Tathagata buddha rules handed down by one's ancestors. 石佛注视对面国师的如来佛祖法相。 Law of country ten zhang (3.33 m) high! Does not abstain from stone buddha 20 zhang (3.33 m) high of monk! 国师的法相十丈高!不戒和尚的石佛二十丈高! This did not miss a head, but missed a leg! fucking, in front of this huge stone buddha, the law of country, is a younger brother, no, a young child is the same. 这不是差了一头,而是差了一腿啊!特么,在这巨大的石佛面前,国师的法相,就是一个弟弟,不,一个稚童一样。 Is the Tathagata Buddha, in this imposing manner, at all is not a magnitude. 都是如来佛祖,这气势上,就根本不是一个量级的。 The country masters suddenly were ignorant: What is your? What style is this?” 国师都忽然懵了:“你这算什么?这是什么招式?” This is my Buddhism magical powers! Amitabha, the country master, so-called puts down the butcher knife vertical to achieve Buddhahood! Your present also opportunity then!” Does not abstain from the monk sinking sound to say. “此乃我佛门神通!阿弥陀佛,国师,所谓放下屠刀立地成佛!你现在还有回头的机会!”不戒和尚沉声说道。 Through this great stone buddha, will not abstain from the voice of monk to spread over in all directions. 通过这巨石佛,将不戒和尚的声音传遍四面八方。 Puts down the butcher knife vertical to achieve Buddhahood? Ha, hahahaha, I am the Tathagata Buddha, do you make me vertical achieve Buddhahood? Has a dream? The stone buddha, that is also only the stone does, looks at me to destroy your stone buddha!” The country masters stare to say. “放下屠刀立地成佛?哈,哈哈哈哈,我就是如来佛祖,你让我立地成佛?做梦?石佛,那也只是石头做的,看我打碎你的石佛!”国师瞪眼道。 During the speeches, the Tathagata buddha rules handed down by one's ancestors charges into the stone buddha loudly, a palm makes. 说话间,如来佛祖法相轰然冲向石佛,一掌打出。 The stone buddha figure turns, immediately a palm welcomed. 石佛身形一扭,顿时一掌迎去。 Bang!” “轰!” A loud sound, the double palm bumps into, stirs giant storm void, in blown city innumerable construction collapses. 一声巨响,双掌相撞,虚空鼓荡出一股巨大的风暴,吹的城中无数建筑倒塌。 Zhou Jing the common people are crowded, your I go out of town fight again!” Does not abstain from monk solemnly said. “周京百姓密集,你我出城再战!”不戒和尚沉声道 During the speeches, the stone buddha palm grasps, seems the Sir to grip the hand of young child general, flings fiercely. 说话间,石佛手掌一握,好似大人握住小童的手一般,猛地一甩。 Bang!” “嘭!” The law of country, just like the stone to be thrown to fly general, threw instantaneously to the city. As the country masters also this strength, was thrown departed outside the city. 国师的法相,犹如石头被抛飞出去一般,瞬间抛向了城外。国师也随着这股力量,被抛飞出了城外。 This is impossible! Roar!” Country master Jing outside city called out. “这不可能!吼!”城外的国师惊叫道。 Amitabha, Yuan god law? Your this Yuan god law, eventually is not your own, others the law, you never may apply freely!” Does not abstain from the monk cold sound said. “阿弥陀佛,元神法相?你这元神法相,终究不是你自己的,他人之法相,你永远不可能应用自如的!”不戒和尚冷声道。 During the speeches, the huge stone buddha, the steps pursue toward the city outside. 说话间,巨大的石佛,踏步向着城外追去。 Bang!” Bang!” Bang!” ............ “嘭!”“嘭!”“嘭!”………… Under a series of strides, the stone buddha jump city wall, fell on the city foreign country imitation the place. 一连串的跨步下,石佛跳过城墙,落在了城外国师法相之处。 Ha, snort/hum, Hundred Thousand Great Mountains only then my Tathagata Buddha, your, not possibly real, gives me to break!” “哈,哼,十万大山只有我一个如来佛祖,你的,不可能是真的,给我破!” Amitabha, my Buddha mercy, my Buddha is immeasurable!” “阿弥陀佛,我佛慈悲,我佛无量!” Bang!” “轰!” Outside the city, two giants during the fight, the stone buddha are loudly vast, bully the weak, immediately got the winning side one-sided. 城外,两个巨人在轰然战斗之中,石佛浩大,以大欺小,顿时一边倒的占据了上风。 The common people and all around Immortal Sect disciple in entire city, outside also city some square lotus flower blood hole Monster, at this moment has looked stupidly generally, looks at these hundred years of rare marvelous sights. 全城的百姓、四周的仙门弟子,还有城外四方的一些莲花血窟妖魔,此刻早已看傻了一般,看着这百年难得一见的奇景。 Wang Ke looks into the distance, just saw stone buddha law the head according to rubs on the ground. Very magnificent! 王可眺望远方,刚好看到石佛将法相的脑袋按在地上摩擦。好不壮观! In childhood, looked at Ultraman to hit the monster on the television, without stimulated thrillingly! Does the Tathagata Buddha hit the Tathagata Buddha? This must be able to receive the admission ticket, I do not gain send greatly? Does not abstain from the monk is really a talent! Also does not know, can urge him to join the god king company! On this casual performance, can become the pillar industry of god king company!” Wang Ke immediately excited looks at the distant place. “小时候,在电视上看奥特曼打怪兽,也没有这么惊险刺激的啊!如来佛祖打如来佛祖?这要能够收门票,那我不是要赚大发了?不戒和尚果然是个人才啊!也不知道,能不能劝他加入神王公司!就这随随便便的表演,就能成为神王公司的一个支柱产业啊!”王可顿时兴奋的看着远方。 ps: Second, also third! ps:第二更,还有第三更!
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