IDK :: Volume #3

#278: Education snake king


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The lust day brought all powerful Monster to leave, only left behind one group of janitors to clean up in the lotus flower blood hole, making Wang Ke look at the air/Qi extremely! fucking, this time owed in a big way! 色欲天带着所有强大的妖魔离开了,只留下一群杂役在莲花血窟打扫卫生,让王可看了气极!特么的,这次亏大了! Now owes money is Sir? To come to come, wants to walk walks? Is a money, so difficult?” Wang Ke indignant scolding. “现在欠钱的都是大爷吗?想来就来,想走就走?还个钱,就这么难吗?”王可气愤的骂道。 In the hand pinches the pill infant of mouse king, Wang Ke is being foul-mouthed. But all around janitors pretend unable to hear, what to do enabling Wang Ke? 手中捏着鼠王的丹婴,王可骂骂咧咧。可四周杂役们都装作听不到,让王可又能怎么办? Bah, what nonsense lotus flower blood hole, one by one is not the thing, on the mouse king, the person is good!” Wang Ke indignant looks to the meat patty of not far away mouse king. “呸,什么狗屁莲花血窟,一个个都不是东西,也就鼠王,人还不错!”王可气愤的看向不远处鼠王的肉饼。 But, looks, Wang Ke was startled. 可是,看着看着,王可怔住了。 „The meat patty body of mouse king?” Wang Ke staring astonished say/way. “鼠王的肉饼尸体呢?”王可瞪眼惊愕道。 Didn't that mouse king meat patty corpse have? The mouse king good and evil is also the Nascent Origin Realm mouse king, even the meat patty, that skin was still the value high price! 那鼠王肉饼尸体怎么没有了?鼠王好歹也是元婴境的鼠王啊,就算肉饼了,那一张皮也是值大价钱的啊! Mouse king body? Did anyone of you take the mouse king body?” Wang Ke is startled the anger to say immediately. “鼠王尸体呢?你们谁拿了鼠王尸体?”王可顿时惊怒道。 fucking , such shameless, my spoils of war also dares to steal? 特么的,谁啊,这么不要脸,我的战利品也敢偷? All around janitors have not spoken, cleans up in low spirits, this flash, makes Wang Ke choke with rage immediately. 四周杂役们并没有说话,闷头打扫卫生之中,这一瞬间,顿时让王可更加窝火。 fucking, does not owe money also, but also steals my thing?” Wang Ke stares to get angry said. 特么的,欠钱不还也就罢了,还偷我东西?”王可瞪眼怒道。 Coughs, is not they steals!” A sound never the distant place transmits. “咳咳咳,不是他们偷的!”一个声音从不远处传来。 Wang Ke turns head to look, actually sees is the snake king of suffocation. A moment ago was snake king Gaosu, how to find mouse Wang Dan ying, how to take in pill infant the valuables and money. 王可扭头望去,却看到是奄奄一息的蛇王。刚才就是蛇王告诉自己,怎么找到鼠王丹婴,怎么取丹婴内财宝的。 Snake king? What did you say? Isn't the mouse king body, they steals?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “蛇王?你说什么?鼠王尸体,不是他们偷的?”王可惊愕道。 Coughs, the mouse king has not died, he escaped a moment ago, you looked that does have a tunnel?” Snake king Xuruo said. “咳咳咳,鼠王没死,他刚才逃了,你看那是不是有个地洞?”蛇王虚弱道。 Wang Ke looks, really has a tunnel. That mouse king was ground the meat patty, can't die? 王可望去,果然有个地洞。那鼠王都被碾成肉饼了,都死不了? This mouse king, is the rubber does? Turns into such, but can also live?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “这鼠王,是橡皮做的吗?变成那样,还能活?”王可惊愕道。 pill Ying Jing Monster Beast, the figure can reduce changes, compressing, was only the severe wound, had not died, dug to escape a moment ago secretly! You have not seen!” Snake king Xuruo said. “丹婴境的妖兽,身形可以缩小变化,压扁了而已,只是重伤,一直没死,刚才偷偷打洞逃跑了!你没看见而已!”蛇王虚弱道。 „Don't you inform me?” Wang Ke stares to say. “那你不通知我?”王可瞪眼道。 Lust day goes out, how dare do I open the mouth? The also mouse king previously also only dares to feign death, when the lust day walked, escapes!” Snake king Xuruo said. “色欲天出关,我怎敢开口?还有鼠王先前也只敢装死,等色欲天走了,才逃的!”蛇王虚弱道。 On the Wang Ke face Yin fluctuates clearly, fucking, is the feigning death young expert! 王可脸上一阵阴晴变幻,特么的,都是装死小能手啊! You told me so many, did?” Wang Ke solemnly said. “你告诉我这么多,干什么?”王可沉声道 Snake king Xuruo looks to Wang Ke: Eats to me the pill infant of mouse king! Gives me!” 蛇王虚弱的看向王可:“将鼠王的丹婴给我吃!给我!” Wang Ke stares to look to the snake king: You crack a joke, this is the mouse king who I kill with difficulty, why to eat to you!” 王可瞪眼看向蛇王:“你开什么玩笑,这是我千辛万苦才打死的鼠王,凭什么给你吃!” Snake king: ..................!” 蛇王:“………………!” My fucking directs you quite a while, did you say this to me? 特么指点你半天,你给我说这个? I, or ok, only then the pill infant of mouse king can save me!” Snake king Xuruo said. “我要不行了,只有鼠王的丹婴才能救我!”蛇王虚弱道。 Wang Ke is staring: You are not good are not good! It is not you who I injure, did you also depend on me?” 王可瞪着眼睛:“你不行就不行了啊!又不是我伤的你,你还赖上我了?” Snake king: ..................!” 蛇王:“………………!” How can't you understand the snake words? 你怎么听不懂蛇话呢? Wang Ke, you eat to me the pill infant of mouse king, I promise you, helping you do a matter!” Snake king Xuruo said. 王可,你将鼠王的丹婴给我吃,我答应你,帮你做一件事!”蛇王虚弱道。 I do not want you to help me work! I have many subordinates! Ratio that they make hello/you good!” Wang Ke said directly. “我又不要你帮我做事!我有很多手下呢!他们做的比你好!”王可直接道。 Snake king: ..................!” 蛇王:“………………!” Three, three matters!” Snake king Jiaoji said. “三件,三件事!”蛇王焦急道。 Wang Ke pinched pinching tightly the pill infant of mouse king, a face looked that the fool same looks at the snake king. 王可将鼠王的丹婴捏了捏紧,一脸看傻子一样看蛇王。 My fucking all things were deceived by you, what do you also want my? My anything did not have!” Snake king Yumen is calling. “我特么所有东西都被你骗去了,你还要我什么?我什么都没有了!”蛇王郁闷的叫着。 You have a look, you have a look, the snake king, how you do not know that feels grateful? Also feels all right with me begs the treasure! I rescued your several lives, you actually want to harm me daily! Also keeps thinking about my wealth daily! Now also wants to snatch my treasure!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你看看,你看看,蛇王,你怎么就不知道感恩呢?还好意思跟我讨要宝贝!我救了你几条命了,你却天天想害我!还天天惦记我的钱财!现在还想抢我的宝贝!”王可瞪眼道。 Fart, is you deceives my treasure, when you have saved me!” Snake king stare said. “放屁,是你骗我的宝贝,你什么时候救过我!”蛇王瞪眼道。 Ah, you also are really the supercilious look wolf! When do I save you? I asked you, initially in dragon immortal town, my Wang Family mansion! I, three mountains am chatting with Demon Venerable not, you brave suddenly from the place bottom, Demon Venerable must kill you, is, not only preserved your life, gave back to you to look for the share to look at the work of work site?” Wang Ke stares to say. “啊呀,你还真是白眼狼啊!我什么时候救你?我问你,当初在龙仙镇,我王家大宅!我正和魔尊、莫三山聊天呢,你忽然从地底冒出来,魔尊要杀你,是谁不但保住了你的命,还给你找了份看工地的工作?”王可瞪眼道。 Snake king complexion one stiff: fucking, that time also not because of you, I......!” 蛇王脸色一僵:“特么的,那次还不是因为你,我……!” Again, Dragon Gate congress time, the lust day arranges ten thousand blood to raise dragon great array, directing big pile of Monster Beast to come to kill one another, you also incurred at that time, was, awakened you, rescued your life! At that time, other Monster Beast entire, entire, you lived, I also led you to rescue demon disciple, now, these by Immortal Sect disciple that your I rescue, which saw that do not give the thumbs-up? I not only rescue your life, but also made you win the respect! Forgetting of your how such shameless?” Wang Ke berated. “再来说,龙门大会的时候,色欲天布置万血养龙大阵,引了一大堆妖兽前来自相残杀,你当时也中招了,是谁,将你唤醒了,救你一命!当时,其它妖兽全死了,全死了啊,就你活下来了,我还带你去救难正魔弟子,现在,那些被你我救下的仙门弟子,哪个见到你不要竖起大拇指?我不但救你一命,还让你赢得了尊重!你怎么就这么不要脸的忘记了呢?”王可喝斥道。 A snake king complexion ugliness: You were smelly at that time I for a long time, I......!” 蛇王脸色一阵难看:“你当时臭了我好久,我……!” Smelled a stink? That saves you, the smell of life-saving, you also shut out unexpectedly, the snake that your type does not have the conscience, got what one deserves died at that time!” Wang Ke scolded. “闻点臭味怎么了?那是救你,救命的气味啊,你居然还嫌弃,你这种没良心的蛇,活该当时就死了!”王可骂道。 Snake king: ............!” 蛇王:“…………!” My can fucking thank you? 特么要谢谢你? You deceived all my wealth, the wealth that I plunder laboriously, was all cheated by you! I am unbearably angry!” Snake king hate sound said. “你骗了我所有钱财,我辛辛苦苦打家劫舍来的钱财,全被你骗走了!我气不过!”蛇王恨声道。 Two filthy money, look at your morality! The life is important, is that two filthy money is important? You plunder everywhere, massacre these Monster Beast babies, captures their family property, making these Monster Beast babies die a violent death or be destitute and homeless, the childhood by the disaster, you were made such matter lacking virtue, I confiscate your property, is that does good deeds to you, understands?” Wang Ke stares to say. “两个臭钱而已,看你这德性!命重要,还是那两个臭钱重要?你四处打家劫舍,残杀那些妖兽宝宝,夺取他们的家产,让那些妖兽宝宝死于非命或流离失所,童年饱受劫难,你做了这么缺德的事情,我没收你的财产,那是给你积德,懂吗?”王可瞪眼道。 Snake king: ............!” 蛇王:“…………!” My fucking thank you do good deeds to me! 特么谢谢你给我积德啊! You look at me, makes money depending on the skill, is conscience money. The person who now buys my god king product, which noticed that I do not say thanks! You look at you, is the black heart money of lacking virtue stealing! Your also face said!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你看我,凭本事赚钱,都是良心钱。现在买我神王公司产品的人,哪个看到我不要说一声谢谢!你看你,都是抢的缺德黑心钱!你还有脸说!”王可瞪眼道。 Coughs, !” Again the snake king could not be stopped by the blood of Wang Ke air/Qi spits crazily. “咳咳咳,噗!”蛇王被王可气的鲜血再度止不住的狂吐。 fucking, are others thank you? That was deceived by you, but also is helping you count money! 特么的,人家是谢谢你吗?那是被你骗了,还在帮你数钱呢! „The Monster Beast pill infant, you have more than enough!” Snake king Jiaoji said. 妖兽的丹婴,你用不了!”蛇王焦急道。 In less than? You did not say a moment ago can explode is eating?” Wang Ke stares. “用不了?你刚才不是说可以炸着吃吗?”王可一愣。 The snake king stares, I had saying that wanted exploding? 蛇王一愣,我有说要‘炸’吗? Coughs, pill infant will leave the physical body to collapse quickly dispersed, how long you could not preserve, because a moment ago the mouse king must feign death, from not exploding pill infant, otherwise, you died early! also, is useful to me! Is useless to you! Really!” Snake king Jiaoji. “咳咳咳,丹婴离开肉体很快就会崩散了,你保存不了多久的,刚才鼠王因为要装死,才没有自爆丹婴,不然,你早死了!还有,只有对我有用!对你没用的!真的!”蛇王焦急的。 Wang Ke looked at mouse Wang Dan ying in hand, really the body surface is dissipating a special strength, seems is collapsing disperses general. 王可看了看手中的鼠王丹婴,果然体表在逸散着一股特殊的力量,好似在崩散一般。 Wang Ke, eats to me, our beforehand gratitude and grudges, write off, I also comply to help you do three matters, how?” The snake king hopes to say. 王可,给我吃,我们以前的恩怨,一笔勾销,我还答应帮你做三件事,如何?”蛇王期盼道。 „Did our former gratitude and grudges, write off? Our gratitude and grudges, are not you ask me to trouble, do you owe me? I and you also do not have the gratitude and grudges, is asks me who you always go crazy to trouble!” Wang Ke stares to say. “我们以前恩怨,一笔勾销?我们的恩怨,不都是你找我麻烦,你欠我的吗?我和你又没有恩怨,是你总是发神经的来找我麻烦!”王可瞪眼道。 Snake king: ............!” 蛇王:“…………!” Good, good, good, is I am not right, I comply to help you do six matters! What's wrong? This mouse Wang Dan ying, you remain also uselessly, one will collapse the powder!” Snake king Jiaoji. “好,好,好,是我不对,我答应帮你做六件事!如何?这鼠王丹婴,你留着也没用,一会就崩散了啊!”蛇王焦急的。 Wang Ke is lost in thought. 王可陷入沉思。 You, can you comply?” The snake king looks to Wang Ke. “你,你可答应?”蛇王看向王可 „Are you deceiving me?” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “你是不是在骗我啊?”王可皱眉道。 Snake king: ..................!” 蛇王:“………………!” Do I deceive you? My can fucking deceive you? Isn't you deceives me? 我骗你?我特么能骗得过你?不都是你骗我吗? Runs into Wang Ke this stingy person, he is impossible to give me mouse Wang Dan ying. I was this must be finished today? 遇到王可这铁公鸡,他是不可能给我鼠王丹婴的。我今天这是要完蛋了吗? pill infant, I can give you, but, you later must obey my order! fucking, as the pet of Divine Dragon island, my Divine Dragon rudder main words, you do not listen unexpectedly, but also bickers with me everywhere! I also look at you am my subordinate, otherwise, has killed you!” Wang Ke stares to say. “丹婴,我可以给你,但,你以后要服从我的命令!特么的,身为神龙岛的宠物,我这神龙舵主的话,你居然不听,还处处跟我抬杠!我也就看你是我手下,要不然,早就弄死你了!”王可瞪眼道。 Snake king Mangran looks to Wang Ke, did I present the illusion a moment ago? Wang Ke said, gives me pill infant? 蛇王茫然的看向王可,我刚才出现幻觉了吗?王可说,将丹婴给我? „Do you really want to give me?” Snake king Mangran said. “你真的要给我?”蛇王茫然道。 Nonsense, my Wang Ke kept promises! Where looks like you, all day long knows the ghost talk! Complies to help me do six matters? Bah! Your moral behavior, you think that I do believe?” Wang Ke stares to say. “废话,我王可说一不二!哪像你,成天就知道鬼话连篇!答应帮我做六件事?呸!你的人品,你以为我会相信?”王可瞪眼道。 Snake king: ..................!” 蛇王:“………………!” My moral behavior? fucking, which ratio has resulted in you! 我的人品?特么,哪比得过你啊! However, Wang Ke is willing to oneself pill infant, the snake king actually to hear bewilderedly ecstatically. 不过,王可莫名其妙愿意给自己丹婴了,蛇王却听得心花怒放。 Was about to eat, other fucking idle talk!” Wang Ke pill Ying Diuru snake Wangkou of mouse king. “快吃了,别特么废话了!”王可将鼠王的丹婴丢入蛇王口中。 Snake king exciting swallows immediately. 蛇王顿时激动的一口吞下。 squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak!” “吱吱吱吱吱吱!” Mouse Wang Dan infant intense is calling, does, snake king swallows down. 鼠王丹婴一阵激烈的叫着,奈何,蛇王一口吞了下去。 Careful, on your belly a large cave/hole, do not leak!” Wang Ke stares to say. “小心点,你肚子上一个大洞,别漏出来了!”王可瞪眼道。 No , I will not deliver to my Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality to locate it!” Snake king look complex say/way. “不,不会,我将其送到我的内丹处了!”蛇王此刻神色复杂道。 Wang Ke then nods. 王可这才点了点头。 Does pill infant give the snake the king? Wang Ke is also indifferent, because this pill infant must collapse quickly dispersed, might as well makes use of waste. Eats as for oneself? Cracks a joke, eats to explode the mouse? What to do if has strange matter? 丹婴给蛇王?王可也无所谓,因为这丹婴很快就要崩散了,还不如废物利用。至于自己吃?开什么玩笑,吃炸老鼠?万一发生奇奇怪怪的事情怎么办? The king eats to the snake, is Wang Ke thinks, then mouse king to come retaliates itself, snake Wang Ke is unjustly discredited by back! Mouse Wang Ke is Nascent Origin Realm, how although did not know now, but, had to be unjustly discredited to withstand/top, always felt better directly faces! 给蛇王吃,是王可想到,接下来鼠王来报复自己,蛇王可以背个黑锅!鼠王可元婴境啊,虽然不知道现在怎么样了,但,有个黑锅顶着,总好过直接面对吧! Saw, the snake king swallows mouse Wang Dan ying, large cave/hole on belly, during visible restoration. Meanwhile, the snake king seemed entered the sitting in meditation condition, was motionless. 就看到,蛇王吞下鼠王丹婴,肚子上的大洞,肉眼可见的恢复之中。同时,蛇王好似进入了入定状态,一动不动了。 Wang Ke then looks to nearby Nie Tianba. 王可这才看向一旁的聂天霸 Nie Tianba previously pulled out whole body swollen, seems is been smelly by the foot of Tathagata god foot, fainted smelly, but, Wang Ke has looked, his eyelid also moves slightly. 聂天霸先前被抽的浑身浮肿,好似被如来神脚的脚丫臭,臭晕过去了,但,王可看过了,其眼皮还微微动了动。 Wang Ke complexion one stiff: Nie Tianba, you are installed to faint!” 王可脸色一僵:“聂天霸,原来你是装晕的啊!” Nie Tianba is motionless! 聂天霸一动不动! Yo, I revealed you, did you also pretend to be sleeping? Believes me to continue to pull out you!” Wang Ke stares to berate. “啊呦,我都揭穿你了,你还装睡?信不信我继续抽你啊!”王可瞪眼喝斥道。 The Nie Tianba eye opens, immediately said indignantly: Wang Ke, my is been so miserable, did you who you harmed how want?” 聂天霸眼睛一开,顿时气愤道:“王可,我的被你害的这么惨了,你到底想要怎么样?” Ah, this saying, how do you have a face to say?” The Wang Ke staring startled anger said. “啊呀,这话,你怎么有脸说得出口的?”王可瞪眼惊怒道。 Nie Tianba: ..................!” 聂天霸:“………………!” Visits you are Nie Qingqing great nephew, I put your many times, your oneself said! Vermillion Immortal Town recruits soldiers to go to war, you assassinate me, was knocked down by me, I put your one time! Afterward azure Capital, you hit my 100 palms, I have not haggled over with you! Afterward you asked the snake king to cope with me, abstained from the color to hold, I have not haggled over with you! fucking, you must kill me some time ago, I also put you, only makes your guardian educate you! You are booing, has not known to repent, misleads snake king to come to ask me to trouble, oneself were hung to hit unlucky! Can you also blame me? I such good temperament, could not bear, irritated me, must pull out your several whips, can make me suppress fire qi!” Wang Ke picks up the long whip from the one side, will soon brush Nie Tianba. “看你是聂青青的侄孙,我放了你多少次了,你自己说!朱仙镇招兵去打仗,你来刺杀我,被我只是打晕,我放你一次!后来青京,你打我一百掌,我都没跟你计较!后来你找蛇王对付我,被戒色抓住,我也没跟你计较!特么,不久前你还要杀我,我也放了你,只让你家长来教育你!你倒好,还不知悔改,又蛊惑蛇王来找我麻烦,自己倒霉被吊起来打!你还能怪我?我这么好的脾气,都受不了了,气死我了,非要抽你几鞭子,才能让我压住火气啊!”王可从一旁捡起长鞭,即将抽打聂天霸 Nie Tianba: ..................!” 聂天霸:“………………!” Listened to your saying, I want to pull out me. fucking, the words are such description? All is my mistake? Isn't you harms? 这么听你一说,我都想抽我自己了。特么的,话是这么描述的吗?全是我的错吗?不都是你害的? ps: Another year of college entrance examination, wish examinee, wins victory! ps:又一年高考,祝诸位考生,旗开得胜!
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