IDK :: Volume #3

#248: The field real elder, please be dignified


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The Saint monk opens the altar/jar to preach! 圣僧开坛讲经! In surrounding of sea of people, but Nie Tianba and ten blood robe people actually drill into the bottom quietly. 人山人海的围观之中,而聂天霸和十个血袍人却悄悄的钻入地底。 Everyone, is our does do?” Nie Tianba complexion ugly say/way. “各位,我们这是去干嘛?”聂天霸脸色难看道。 Just, several mouse monster incoming telegrams, said/tunnel already dug up, dug Suppressing Demons Temple, but also discovered a mausoleum chamber!” A blood robe person said. “刚刚,几个鼠妖来报,地道已经挖通了,挖到了镇魔寺的正下方,还发现了一个地宫!”一个血袍人说道。 What's the big deal?” Nie Tianba puzzled say/way. “那又如何?”聂天霸不解道。 „Are you head have the issue, but can also 't look?” That blood robe person stares. “你是不是脑袋有问题啊,还看不出来吗?”那血袍人一瞪眼。 What do you mean?” Nie Tianba puzzled say/way. “什么意思?”聂天霸不解道。 direct disciple of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva? Hey, this words , do some people believe? Today came many monks, you have to see, these monks are to pierce the Saint monk in the presence of everyone, the Saint monk must reveal the secret!” That blood robe person said. “地藏王菩萨的亲传弟子?嘿,这种话,也有人相信?今天来了多少和尚,你又不是没看到,那些和尚就是要当众戳穿圣僧的,圣僧就要露馅了啊!”那血袍人说道。 Reveals the secret?” “露馅?” Definitely reveals the secret, at the appointed time, one crowd of Buddhism disciple, must certainly destroy this Suppressing Demons Temple, returning the Buddhism is pure, this Saint monk must but actually big mildew!” That blood robe person said. “肯定露馅啊,到时,一群佛门弟子,肯定要将这镇魔寺毁了,以还佛门清净,这圣僧要倒大霉了啊!”那血袍人说道。 But......!” “可……!” „Haven't you looked? The Saint monk also knows oneself are fake, has the exposed risk, therefore, he preached, does not dare to have Suppressing Demons Temple! Feared that was hit! Preached if can deceive, that was best, if could not deceive......!” “你还没看出来吗?圣僧也知道自己是假的,有暴露风险,所以,他讲经的时候,都不敢出镇魔寺!怕出来被打!讲经若是能糊弄过去,那就最好,万一糊弄不过去……!” How can't deceive to be able?” “糊弄不过去会怎么样?” Naturally escapes! But, so many monks gather round, how possibly to escape? That only has means!” “当然逃啊!可是,那么多和尚围着,怎么可能逃得掉?那只有一个办法神不知鬼不觉!” Hides in the Suppressing Demons Temple following mausoleum chamber?” Nie Tianba eye one bright. “躲到镇魔寺下面的地宫?”聂天霸眼睛一亮。 Good! Therefore, we go to the mausoleum chamber to wait now, waits for the Saint monk to enter the mausoleum chamber, we snatched ran! Completes the mouse king to confess! Ha, ha!” That blood robe person happily laughs to say. “不错!所以,我们现在就去地宫等着,等圣僧进入地宫,我们抢了就跑!神不知、鬼不觉,完成鼠王交代!哈,哈哈哈!”那血袍人得意的大笑道。 But, but I always have to plant not the good premonition!” Nie Tianba complexion strange say/way. “可,可我总有种不好的预感!”聂天霸面色古怪道。 Rubbish! What not good premonition? You look to pull out!” That blood robe person stares. “废什么话!什么不好的预感?你找抽啊!”那血袍人一瞪眼。 One group of people follow the said/tunnel that the mice dig out quietly, goes nonstop to Suppressing Demons Temple below mausoleum chamber. 一群人悄悄顺着老鼠们挖出的地道,直通镇魔寺下方的地宫。 In Suppressing Demons Temple below mausoleum chamber, dark incomparable, is not a nobody left, but is also Zhang Zhengdao. 镇魔寺下方的地宫中,幽暗无比,并非空无一人,而是还有着一个张正道的。 Zhang Zhengdao unfolds the lightning god whip early, listens above not to abstain from the monk and Wang Ke is boasting. 张正道早早将闪电神鞭铺开,就听着上面不戒和尚与王可两人在吹牛皮。 Blown Zhang Zhengdao opening mouth: „Can't so many monks blow you? Wang Ke, you blow, by retribution!” 吹的张正道张大嘴巴:“那么多和尚都吹不过你们?王可,你们这么吹,会遭报应的!” Although Zhang Zhengdao is scolding Wang Ke, but oneself actually listen with great interest, even, hit a large cave/hole including several big mice in the one side, came to take a stroll, Zhang Zhengdao had not discovered. 虽然张正道骂着王可,但自己却听的津津有味的,甚至,连几只大老鼠在一旁打了一个大洞,进来溜达了一圈,张正道也没发现。 Because Zhang Zhengdao too pays attention to the above sound, without paying attention to several big mice, several big mice comes, squeak squeak called several, the tone to run. Because Zhang Zhengdao this camouflage also covered itself with a black cloth, motionless, several big mice have not been serious, was too dark! The mouse took a stroll, the tone goes back to report the report! 张正道因为太关注上面的声音,没有注意几只大老鼠,几只大老鼠进来,吱吱叫了几声,调头跑了。因为张正道这次伪装的还用一个黑布盖住了自己,一动不动,几只大老鼠也没当回事,又太暗了!老鼠溜达一下,调头回去禀报了! Shortly, Nie Tianba and ten blood robe people follow the said/tunnel, arrived in this mausoleum chamber. 没多久,聂天霸和十个血袍人就顺着地道,抵达了这个地宫之中。 Really is a mausoleum chamber? Does the Saint monk really want to hide later?” Nie Tianba surprised say/way. “真的是个地宫?圣僧待会真要躲进来?”聂天霸惊讶道。 How does the ground have one pile of strings?” One crowd of blood robe person curious say/way. “地上怎么有一堆绳子啊?”一群血袍人好奇道。 Does not know!” One group of people come on curiously in all directions massive. “不知道啊!”一群人进来就好奇的四处大量。 Also spoke on the people, Zhang Zhengdao recovered. 也就众人说话的时候,张正道回过神来了。 Zhang Zhengdao hides in the corner black cloth, on the small holes through two black cloth, looked that comes out suddenly 11 people who to all around. 张正道躲在角落黑布中,通过两个黑布上的洞眼,看向四周忽然多出来的十一个人。 Wha, what situation? Person who where comes?” Zhang Zhengdao astonished say/way. “什,什么情况?哪来的人?”张正道惊愕道。 This mausoleum chamber is not only then oneself? How to have so many people to come suddenly? The above mechanism/organization gate has not opened, is haunted? 这地宫不是只有自己一个人吗?怎么忽然多出这么多人来了?上面的机关门没有打开啊,闹鬼吗? Is haunted? No, Zhang Zhengdao had had the same bitter experience, therefore, is not afraid, but curious looked that to person who this crowd comes suddenly. 闹鬼?不,张正道曾经有过同样的遭遇,所以,并不害怕,而是好奇的看向这一群忽来的人。 The person who this crowd comes suddenly everywhere are also massive, suddenly saw the black cloth of corner is binding anything probably, one of them, goes forward to lift immediately. 这一群忽来的人也四处大量,忽然看到了墙角的一个黑布好像裹着什么,其中一人,顿时上前一掀开。 Bang!” “嘭!” Zhang Zhengdao exposed before everyone. 张正道暴露在了大家面前。 One group of people look at Zhang Zhengdao, Zhang Zhengdao looks at one group of people. The scene fell into a deathly stillness. 一群人看着张正道,张正道看着一群人。场面陷入了一股死寂。 Holds him!” And a blood robe person called out immediately. “抓住他!”其中一个血袍人顿时叫道。 Gets up!” Zhang Zhengdao drinks immediately lightly. “起!”张正道顿时一声轻喝。 !” “呼!” Immediately, ground the lightning god whip of covering entirely moved instantaneously, tied down one group of people all of a sudden, in the meantime, is also twined including several big mice that just came in completely. 顿时,地上的布满的闪电神鞭瞬间动了起来,一下子缠住了一群人,同时,连刚刚进来的几个大老鼠也全部被缠绕了。 The Nie Tianba twined spot is quite awkward, that electric current passes suddenly, the fierce electric current, instantaneous exciting Nie Tianba shouted miserably. 聂天霸被缠绕的部位极为尴尬,那电流忽然通上,剧烈的电流,瞬间刺激的聂天霸惨呼而起。 „!” “啊!” A Nie Tianba pitiful yell. 聂天霸一声惨叫。 How to have the electricity?” The people were startled to call out. “怎么会有电?”众人惊叫道。 Electricity to my mouth!” “电到我嘴了!” Bastard, has the ambush!” “混蛋,有埋伏!” Was bad, our fell into a trap!” “糟了,我们中计了!” ........................ …………………… ............ ………… ...... …… One group of blood robe people a piece shouted immediately miserably, but Zhang Zhengdao looked with amazement, to pass through in a big way the electric current. 一群血袍人顿时一片惨呼,而张正道面露骇然,更是将电流通到了最大。 How can, how have so many people? Where do you come? To sneak attack me? Has a dream, gives me the electricity, the electricity, the electricity!” Zhang Zhengdao excited is calling. “怎么会,怎么会有这么多人?你们哪来的?想要偷袭我?做梦,给我电,电,电!”张正道激动的叫着。 „!” “啊!” Was about to put me!” “快放了我!” „, My tongue! No!” “啊,我的舌头!不!” My hand blasted out!” “我的手炸开了!” Good pain!” “好痛!” Help, who saves me!” “救命啊,谁来救救我!” I do not want dead, help!” “我不想死啊,救命啊!” Forgave me, forgave me, good pain!” “饶了我,饶了我,好痛啊!” I must kill you, I want you dead!” “我要杀了你,我要你死!” .............................. ………………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… In the mausoleum chamber, the sad and shrill pitiful yell sound, mixes with is begging for mercy, the ominous cry and pain shouts, in a flash shouts oneself hoarse is shouting. 地宫之中,凄厉的惨叫声,夹杂着求饶、凶唳和痛呼,一瞬间声嘶力竭的喊着。 After Zhang Zhengdao is anxious, the complexion changes: „It is not good, this mausoleum chamber is not sound-insulated, won't destroy Wang Ke their boasting? Then won't depend on me? No, does not close my matter, who lets emit so many people to come? But also leakage, good pain! fucking!” 张正道紧张过后,脸色一变:“不好,这地宫不隔音,不会破坏了王可他们的吹牛皮吧?回头不会赖我吧?不,不关我事,谁让冒出这么多人来的?啊,还漏电,好痛!特么的!” Zhang Zhengdao and in one crowd of blood robe person perish together. 张正道与一群血袍人同归于尽之中。 The outside world actually exploded the pot. 外界却是炸了锅了。 If the Saint monk had not previously spoken the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, that also has nothing, after all, the bottom hears the miserable call, there are many possibilities, everyone most universal response, should be digs up the land to find out. 若是圣僧先前没有讲大乘佛法,那还没什么,毕竟,地底传来惨呼声,有很多种可能,大家最普遍的反应,应该就是挖开土地一看究竟。 But, now is different, the Saint monk spoke the half-day hell, spoke the half-day ghost story, this who can bear? It seems like Wang Ke after Earth watched a evening's ghost piece goes to the cemetery, can the mentality also be the same? 但,现在不一样啊,圣僧讲了半天十八层地狱,讲了半天的鬼故事啊,这谁受得了?就好像王可在地球看了一晚上鬼片后再去坟场,心态还能一样吗? Originally everyone intimate, the field really and a monk was also urging the Saint monk opens the gate of hell. 本来大家心里就戚戚的,田真和一众和尚还催促着圣僧打开地狱之门。 Some people do not believe that the Saint monk said that but, some people believe that the gate of hell, definitely under the place, this under heard the pitiful yell sound suddenly, the hell that the correspondence quite a while listened to a moment ago, what can also be? 有些人不相信圣僧所言,但,有些人相信啊,地狱之门,肯定在地底下啊,这地底下忽然传来惨叫声,对应刚才半天听的十八层地狱,还能是什么? „The gate of hell opened, the malicious ghost must come out!” “地狱之门打开了,恶鬼要出来了!” Quickly, closes the gate of hell quickly, we do not open, does not want!” “快,快关上地狱之门啊,我们不要打开了,不要啊!” Malicious ghost, travels by night the thousand li (500 km), the skeleton was vast, ended, was complete!” “恶鬼一出,夜行千里,尸骨遍野,完了,全完了!” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… Person of one crowd of its fears shouted. 一群本身就害怕的人喊了起来。 Mood thing, can infect, when one group of people are scared, can drive another group of people to follow together scared, suddenly, Suppressing Demons Temple all around common people, frightened repetitive retreat, even the somewhat timid people frightened to cry. 情绪这东西,是能传染的,当一群人恐慌的时候,能带动另一群人跟着一起恐慌,一时间,镇魔寺四周的百姓,吓的连连后退,甚至有些胆小的人都吓哭了。 Blames you, the Saint monk does not want to open the gate of hell, you compel the Saint monk to open, malicious ghost one, we all are die!” “都怪你们,圣僧不想打开地狱之门,你们非逼着圣僧打开,恶鬼一出,我们全都是死啊!” „Don't the monks of your Hinayana Buddhist doctrines, how listen to the words of Mahayana Buddhist doctrine Saint monk?” “你们这些小乘佛法的和尚,怎么不听大乘佛法圣僧的话呢?” Ended, run, the malicious ghost must come out!” “完了,快跑啊,恶鬼要出来了!” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ............ ………… A flurry, many common people escape everywhere, had the stampede. 四处一片慌乱,很多百姓逃跑,更是发生了踩踏事件。 One crowd of Immortal Sect disciple at this moment are also incomparably anxious, after all, we are all human beings, listened to the half-day ghost story, now the gate of hell opens, the malicious ghosts must all run, who isn't anxious? Because everyone has cultivation base in the body, courage strongly. 一群仙门弟子此刻也是无比紧张的,毕竟,大家都是人,听了半天鬼故事,现在地狱之门打开,恶鬼们要全部跑出来了,谁不紧张?只是因为大家有修为在身,胆气壮一点罢了。 Monks who one crowd scolded the Saint monk, at this moment a face was also astonished. 一群数落圣僧的和尚们,此刻也一脸惊愕。 Really has the netherworld hell? Can the Saint monk really open the gate of hell?” “真的有阴间地府?圣僧真的能打开地狱之门?” „Does the pitiful yell sound of malicious ghosts, transmit from the place bottom deep place?” “恶鬼们的惨叫声,从地底深处传来的?” „Is this Mahayana Buddhist doctrine?” “这就是大乘佛法吗?” ........................ …………………… ............ ………… ...... …… The monks once started to suspect the life. 和尚们一度开始怀疑人生。 Only then Wang Ke and Saint monk, looked mutually, quick calm. Because two people understand, oneself were boasting a moment ago, where has the gate of what hell, the pitiful yell sound transmits from the mausoleum chamber. 只有王可和圣僧,相互看了看,很快镇定了下来。因为二人明白,自己刚才只是在吹牛皮,哪有什么地狱之门,惨叫声是从地宫传来的而已。 Zhang Zhengdao this time, is really smart, unexpectedly this essential time, good of such coordination? I also really looked down on you, your ventriloquism, did a person imitate the pitiful yell sounds of so many people unexpectedly?” Wang Ke exclaims. 张正道这次,真是机灵啊,居然这关键的时候,配合的这么好?我还真是小瞧你了,你居然口技了得,一个人模仿出这么多人的惨叫声?”王可惊叹道。 The Saint monk also looked strangely, to guess correctly the general idea obviously, deeply inspired: Amitabha! The hell front door, cannot for a long time open, this poor monk opens a seam, you know well!” 圣僧也面露古怪,显然也猜到了大概,深吸口气:“阿弥陀佛!地狱大门,不能久开,贫僧就开一道缝,你们知道就好!” We knew, knew, the Saint monk, closes quickly, do not let the malicious ghosts all escape, hell, that some malicious ghosts!” Common people are shouting panic-stricken. “我们都知道了,知道了,圣僧,快关上吧,别让恶鬼们全部逃出来了,十八层地狱,那该有多少恶鬼啊!”一个百姓惊恐的呼喊着。 Fellow Brother Immortal Sect, trouble you to nurse all around common people, but do not let the person have to step on injured, the Saint monk does not want to see the common people to hit by disaster!” Wang Ke told immediately. “各位仙门兄弟们,麻烦你们看护四周百姓,可千万别让人有踩踏受伤的,圣僧可不想看到百姓受灾!”王可顿时吩咐道。 Good!” One crowd of Immortal Sect disciple called out immediately. “好!”一群仙门弟子顿时叫道。 Amitabha, this poor monk misunderstood the Saint monk, this poor monk was guilty!” “阿弥陀佛,贫僧误会圣僧了,贫僧有罪!” Amitabha, this poor monk does not know the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, dashed the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, asking the Saint monk to punish!” “阿弥陀佛,贫僧不懂大乘佛法,冲撞了大乘佛法,请圣僧责罚!” .............................. ………………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… Suddenly, has one group of monks to confess immediately. 一时间,有着一群和尚顿时忏悔了起来。 The scene turns toward Wang Ke and a Saint monk side completely, a Mahayana Buddhist doctrine preached, must announce successfully. 场面全部向着王可、圣僧一方,一场大乘佛法讲经,就要宣告成功了。 Only has one person, this moment complexion is very ugly. That is Tian true. 只有一人,此刻脸色无比难看。那就是田真。 Tian Zhending Wang Ke and Saint monk, is being the air/Qi is not good. 田真盯着王可和圣僧,更是气的不行。 swindler, they are swindler!” Tian Zhennu exclaimed. 骗子,他们是骗子!”田真怒吼道。 Does fucking, bully others unable to see the mausoleum chamber? I am Nascent Origin Realm, clarity that my god knowledge can look , the gate of what hell, clearly was your Wang Ke arranges one group of people to shout below miserably, deceived we. 特么的,欺负别人看不见地宫吗?我可是元婴境,我的神识能看的清清楚楚,什么地狱之门啊,分明是你王可安排了一群人在下面惨呼,骗的我们。 Field elder, I and you do not have the enmity without the injustice, how you come to make trouble to me! The Saint monk does not have cultivation base, do not injure him!” Wang Ke immediately depressed is calling. “田长老,我与你无冤无仇,你怎么又来给我捣蛋啊!圣僧没有修为,你别伤了他!”王可顿时郁闷的叫着。 Amitabha, this is the Golden Crow Sect field elder? Do not create a disturbance blindly, this is my Buddhism Saint monk, do not dash he!” A monk blocks immediately in front. “阿弥陀佛,这位是金乌宗的田长老吧?您就不要瞎起哄了,这是我佛门圣僧,你可不要冲撞了他!”一个和尚顿时拦在前面。 Amitabha, field real elder, you, if dares to injure the Saint monk, I and others are at risk of life, must protect my Buddhism dignity!” “阿弥陀佛,田真长老,你若是敢伤圣僧,我等就是拼死,也要守护我佛门尊严!” Right, my sect gate management, is Nascent Origin Realm, if you dare to injure the Saint monk, I and others decided to manage Golden Crow Sect, looks for your Sect Master theory!” “没错,我宗门的主持,也是元婴境,你若是敢伤圣僧,我等定请主持上金乌宗,找你宗主理论!” Amitabha, protects the Saint monk!” “阿弥陀佛,保护圣僧!” .............................. ………………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… One group of monks to make up for the previous guilt, kept off in the field really front. 一群和尚为了弥补先前的愧疚,纷纷挡在了田真面前。 Field real complexion one stiff: They are deceive your, below has a mausoleum chamber, is one group of people are shouting miserably! Where has the gate of what hell?” 田真脸色一僵:“他们是骗你们的,下面有个地宫,是一群人在惨呼而已!哪有什么地狱之门?” But, in this group of monks, few phase splitting Nobuta real, majority stubborn feeling field really talked nonsense. 但,这群和尚中,只有少部分相信田真,大部分却认死理的觉得田真瞎说。 Amitabha, the matter of my Buddhism, not work your excellency harassed!” Monk solemnly said. “阿弥陀佛,我佛门之事,就不劳阁下来扰了!”一个和尚沉声道 Tian true: ..................!” 田真:“………………!” Why can like this? You retarded? fucking, in the world where has the gate of what hell? 为什么会这样?你们都是弱智吗?特么,世上哪有什么地狱之门? The field really wants to wash one's hands, but, the field true God knowledge swept the lightning god whip. Own trip comes for the lightning god whip, gave up? It is not good, I must attain the lightning god whip! 田真很想甩手不管了,但,田真神识扫到了闪电神鞭。自己此行就是为了闪电神鞭而来,就这么放弃了吗?不行,我必须要拿到闪电神鞭! I reveal their frauds to look to you!” The field really stares to say. “我来揭穿他们的骗局给你们看!”田真瞪眼道。 Amitabha, the field real elder, please be dignified!” One group of monks kept off in front, full power in protection Saint monk. “阿弥陀佛,田真长老,请自重!”一群和尚挡在了前面,全力守护圣僧之中。 ps: First! ps:第一更!
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